/nba/ general - SUNDAY PREDICTIONS edition

BOS: Kyrie Irving scores 20 points w/ seven dimes
IND: Darren Collison held to six points in G1 loss
OKC: Paul George (shoulder) will start on Sunday
MIL: Nikola Mirotic (thumb) good to go for Game 1
BOS: Jaylen Brown gets the starting nod in Game 1
SA: DeMar DeRozan puts up 18/12/6 in Game 1 win
SA: Derrick White nets 16 with five dimes in win
DEN: Nikola Jokic triple-doubles in playoff debut
LAC: Lou Williams scores 25 points in Game 1 loss
LAC: Montrezl Harrell leads Clippers w/ 26 points

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Wow I thought the Nuggets fucked up, the pacers, celtics and OKC are all fucking worse

OKC much worse than I thought, doesn't look like my Spurs will be able to exploit them second round, they won't make it that far.

>kyrie almost scores a quarter of our total points

holy shit what

Is this a god dream? no it's westshook on the bench

Why cant OKC do 3's?

Oh my God Seth Curry looking like Steph Curry out here on these pussy ass OKC niggas. What's good PB? You a bitch and Westbrook is SHIT

Is it time to flex on OKC?

>aldridge carving up kanter
>white putting the clamps on lillard
my body is ready

Seth Curry looks like Gary Parton right now

The current /spARKY TOP 10 RATED PLAYERS for April 10th, 2019 (updated for 10:00PM):

1.) Steph Curry: 177,644 overall sp. rating
2.) Kevin Durant: 117,332 overall sp. rating
3.) Kawhi Leonard: 93,781 overall sp. rating
4.) Giannis Antetokounmpo: 77,502 overall sp. rating
5.) Kyrie Irving: 49,729 overall sp. rating
6.) Joel Embiid: 30,866 overall sp. rating
7.) Russel Westbrook: 26,343 overall sp. rating
8.) Paul George: 22,179 overall sp. rating
9.) James Harden: 19,003 overall sp. rating
10.) Chris Paul: 18,710 overall sp. rating

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/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 10:

1.) MJ: 999,999 overall sp. rating
2.) Bird: 685,679 overall sp. rating
3.) Kareem: 677,544 overall sp. rating
4.) Duncan: 398,672 overall sp. rating
5.) Hakeem: 370,714 overall sp. rating
6.) Shaq: 359,121 overall sp. rating
7.) Magic: 344,762 overall sp. rating
8.) Kobe: 297,689 overall sp. rating
9.) Erving: 246,566 overall sp. rating
10.) Wilt: 240,092 overall sp. rating

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>people overreacting to game 1's again

you realize OKC still has 1 more game after this to steal back home court, right? We were never even supposed to win game 1 anyway, our entire advantage is that we can win the war of attrition and wear them out over a 7 game series due to their lack of depth.

Okc has no bench either

The S.P.A.R.K. Rating System for April 14th, 2019 (updated for 12:00PM):

FLAME:
>•>99% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>90% to make Conference Finals
>•>80% to make NBA Finals
>•>60% to win NBA Finals
1.) Warriors (1-0): 175,899 overall sp. rating

SPARKED:
>•>95% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>75% to make Conference Finals
>•>40% to make NBA Finals
>•>15% to WIN NBA Finals
2.) Raptors (0-1): 91,986 overall sp. rating
3.) Bucks (0-0): 91,986 overall sp. rating

SPARKING:
>•>70% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>10% to make Conference Finals
>•>10% to make NBA Finals
>•>5% to WIN NBA Finals
4.) Rockets (0-0): 38,427 overall sp. rating

SPARKY:
>•>75% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>40% to make Conference Finals
>•>5% to make NBA Finals
>•>2% to WIN NBA Finals
5.) Thunder (0-0): 36,163 overall sp. rating

SPARKER.1:
>•>90% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>20% to make Conference Finals
>•>5% to make NBA Finals
>••>70% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>50% to make Conference Finals
>•>5% to make NBA Finals
>•>2% to WIN NBA Finals
9.) Nuggets (0-1): 12,888 overall sp. rating

SPARKISH:
>•>25% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>3% to make Conference Finals
>•>2% of making Conference Finals
>••

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genuine question /nba/ are you allowed to report this for spam?

It's not that you're losing, it's that you're shooting 35% from the field, PG/WB are a combined 2-13 and the Blazers are shooting 60% from the field. Your team is absolute shit, and have been since the all star break.

Yes.

Genuine question: why would you?

Yeah, he gets banned if you report and doesn't know how to ban evade so always comes back after exactly three days like a complete retard.

absolutely. spamming/flooding.

So your saying that it takes exactly 3 days for his spark-to-flame transformation to transpire!?!

That’s truly fascinating user.

already have and i highly encourage others to do so as well.

>OKC chimping out in a loss
Who would guess?

Westbrook is not good at all, he literally has one move, run super fast down the court and attempt a lay up or pass. Like Giannis but complete shit

Sparky posts nba related shit tho. You guys are just little snowflake lol

you arent fooling anyone

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t. sparkspammer

If it's just him saying shit like spark to flames or some other dumb shit like that I don't really care but those long ass power rankings nobody gives a fuck about that make it hard to see the NBA related content that's meant to illicit discussion are annoying. I don't really understand the autism, guess he just likes attention.

McCollum taking a big shit on Schroeder

>T. Porkies Poster

To be honest being in the military sucks all kinds of cock, if you're broke I guess but I would not do it if I could all over again ruined my whole life.

>if it’s just emotional bias I’m cool with it
>if it’s based on advanced algorithms calibtarted specifically for a system which includes tracking of injuries, trades and other player transactions head-to-head results, margin of victory and quality of opponent, as well as integration of predictions based on 100,000 run simulations forecasting the rest of the season, consistently updated after each game. —- FUCK THAT SHIT!

You need to take your emotional bias out of the equation user. Just trust the algorithms - it’s what they were designed for lol

>wrong tab

No it wasn’t. It’s never the wrong tab for this

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what did they do to you bro? did they lie to you about being a hero for fighting for your country?

always relevant, most people I know who joined the military after school regretted it to some extent

Paul George sucks cock

>Kyle Lousy: I'm so great. I can explore free agency
>*gets no offers*
>Kyle Lousy: haha those teams aren't a good fit for me. Toronto is where I really belong.
>Crappies: Welcome back K. Lousy! It's not like we desperately need you or anything!
>Kyle Lousy: Don't forget. I was voted an All-Star!

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Why are my Blazies taking the worst shots ever?

Wouldn't have offered that nig anymore than $10m per year. Nice fair contract, given his production, that can easily be flipped for assets down the line

hey bros? i scored as many points as kyle lowry did yesterday, just letting you guys know

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Do I want to watch the Bucks/Pistons game?

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my thundy are d-ing them up. we're one of the top defensive teams in the league

thunder have had a bottom 10 defense since the all star break

Beadle looks so cute.

did you make the same money as kyle lowry yesterday

real “shocker” if true. In all seriousness, sparksshit aside tho, fuck military and anyone else who is asking you to murder your fellow man for a “greater good”.

It’s all fucked at the top anyways. Live with sparks and love and fuck all the rest

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I'm gonna perm my hair soon bros, been growing it for three years

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Yo, what pizza should I buy for Game of Thrones?

Digits and Pistons win today

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is the second half of the boston-indiana game ever going to start? I feel like the score has been stuck at 74-84 for a while now

>since all-star

cool arbitrary cut off point m8

only a Warriors-Bucks finals can please the basketball gods

jalapeno pineapple ham

who else is going to watch The Secret Life of Pets 2™

Warriors-Celtics is superior, elite defense meets the best offense in all history. Bucks are unlikely to beat my Pistons

based greece bro

Game of Thrones stream where?

My Blazeshits :/

Just buy HBO you broke piece of shit

I don't support capitalism.

Buffstreams

no problem liking products of capitalism though huh?

Fag

Rolling for a Pistons loss

one of the most based and redpilled posts
this fag got b8d
mexicans are poor

I would rather have the wilt poster back

Alright bro I think we got the best set this time, here's your offers.

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Yeah, everyone wants to see Marcus Smart, Rozier and Tatum in the finals, and not motherfucking Giannis.

>want something that cost money and time to make
>doesnt want to pay for it

>nugget niggers
I told you they were pretenders. Spurs gonna sweep them.

Pretty spARKtastic post rating you got there. Surely You must be using the Candybread Elite7 or some form of advance algorithms to filter out your biases?..

I honestly think it goes to which ever team starts playing decent, both suck ass right now

Schroeder is wasted on this piece of shit team full of ball hogging retards

Kyrie > Giannis

Giannis can almost consistently score when he wants since he can get to the rim from half court in like 3 steps, kyrie cant

How bad will the WCF be this year? I'm fucking vomiting just thinking of it.

>okc plays perfect defense
>forces portland miss
>get rebound
>immediately chuck the ball instead of running an offensive set
>miss badly
>repeat

untuck his jersey and then say that nigger

Anyone could score like Giannis if they were allowed to commit offensive fouls every play. Kyrie has more skill, Giannis can not even shoot a free throw or meme

It'll get better next round, assuming OKC, Rockets, and Nuggets don't throw their fucking games.

the more I watch this game, the more I realize "superstars" are just picked for their marketability and propped up by refball. The entire league is manufactured, no different from WWE

lmao @ lilard

>The fucking state of OKC

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They aren't charges just because you say they are

Playoff P should get as much shit as DeFrozen and Lowry

OKC is a city not a state... it even has city in its name you brainlet

ENES KANTER ROASTING NIGGERS

you talk like you don't know what an offensive foul is

Then stop watching

it might be a blessing in the skies that nurkic got injured. Now Kanter can be unleashed

unironically based

>Hi! I'm a newfriend!

how the fuck is that not travelling lel

spurs are winning

never said that was a bad thing, per say, just that whoever wins and loses in the end is inconsequential and based on arbitrary rules and reffing rather than a measure of actual talent. It still makes for an entertaining product

NBA Twitter memes
>Stephen A Smith memes
>fat dude chucking threes
>Magic "I'm not gon be here"

Wish my Nuggies got OKC instead of Spuds

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Yep

Dame Dolla dabbing on em niggas

>le only start shooting well when it doesnt matter
PG is such a fraud

OKC vs PORTLAND

>who's going to outchoke the other?

Bullshit aside, I think the nuggets match up better against the thunder than the spurs

what Raymond Felton brings to the table?

THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!

YOU GOT LAMARCUS "AWWWW SHIT THAT NIGGA ROY OUT I GOTTA PUT DA TEAM ON MY BACK DAMN FUCK YALL ALL STAR VOTIN ASS NIGGAS LOOK AT THAT MVP LADDER NOW" ALDRIDGE

DAMIAN "YALL REALLY THOUGHT ANTHONY DAVIS WOULD WIN THE R.O.Y.? LOL SUCK A DICK" LILLARD

WESLEY "UTAH GAVE A NIGGA UP NOW WHOS ON TOP BITCH NIGGAS HOWS DERON WILLIAMS? OH WAIT BITCH LOL" MATTHEWS

NICOLAS " CHASEDOWN BLOCK THAT FUCKING ASS NIGGA TAKE A GOD DAMN SEAT" BATUM

ROBIN "FINEST HAIR IN THE LEAGUE" LOPEZ

MO "SECOND QUARTER HERO" WILLIAMS

THOMAS "YOU WANNA BE IN A POSTER BITCH ASS NIGGA?" ROBINSON

VICTOR "PUTA MARICON ESE VATO IN THE BARIO NIGGA" CLAVER

JOEL "U WOT M8?" FREELAND

HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA

HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM A RECENT GAME:

DEFENDER GUARDING LILLARD

LILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA

Defender: Please Lillard I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obey

LILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA

LILLARD: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA

DAMIAN LILLARD WET ASS JUMPER OVER THE DEFENDER

LILLARD: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in Portland.

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does anyone even care about basketball? Tiger just won his 5th masters todays lol

Blazers will sweep the Thundshits, my Spuries will sweep them thereafter

>golf
Are you serious?

>Blake Griffin is out for Game 1 between the Pistons and Bucks, Dwane Casey said. He is still day-to-day but he is "too sore to play" in Sunday's game.

Fucking why?

Need to update this and take out LA and Matthews

>does anyone even care about basketball?
Basketball has changed, it's more about team building and player mobility than the product on the floor. The reality is no one cares about the league's predetermined victor but rather the Twitter drama and memes that will ensue with the craaaazy offseason.
Lebron's abysmal Lakers team has illicited more discussion than any playoff matchup to date. This is the NBA today, not dissimilar to the WWE with a focus on cultivating fantasy.

One hour of Apex Legends before the Bucks and Pistons game, bros

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that fat fuck TAKES things from the table

reminder OKC traded ennis kanter for Melo

based Blazers

Kanter is better than any player on the OKC roster today, and we got him for the vet minimum after the Knicks couldn't figure out how to use him. He also knows all of Donovan's sets, which haven't changed in years.

This but I'm spending the hour trying to find that ONE LAST GRAFFITI TAG IN GTA SAN ANDREAS

these niggas building something especial in Portland

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>griffin: out

new place, same old blake. Bucks in 3

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Must be why he grabbed all those rebounds, he was beast

>and we got him for the vet minimum after the Knicks couldn't figure out how to use him.

That's not what happened at all

>barely beat a team shooting 15% from 3, and flopped literally half the game

Anything can happen bro...

Thunder in 5

All west teams do is memechuck

honestly surprised it was close for how abysmal OKC was

why would you risk a franchise player's long term health for a road game in a series where you'll probably get swept anyway

Where's the fat dude chucking threes from? That clip is legit hilarious.

this nigga balled today, they're making the ecf no question about it

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They shot 15% from 3 because we put the clamps on them pussy ass niggas

This is the last Piston's playoff appearance for the next twenty decades

If OKC shot 20% from 3 they'd have won by 10 points

Over half their attempts were open according to stats.nba definition

They held Portland under 110, was on pace to be under 100 until obvious foul game and Kanter's ATO uncalled travel

If you think Thunder are shooting 10% an entire series I have a timeshare to sell

OKC in 5, Portland's defense is very poor, allowed tons of open shots with little effort and rely heavily on only 2 players to score 60% of offense with mystery 3rd man game to game.

Same with Nuggets, Spurs can't possibly hold them less than 110 consistently with their poor defense.

>westshook
i told ya

my rapties would bootyblast all these shit teams....

theyre still in the east bruh

wtf i despise the traitor gulen now

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Russell Westbrook status?

38/15/7 on 11/16 shooting, 8/12 on threes 95% TS

Can someone calculate what is TS would be if he didn't take that half court heave?

They can, just not in the playoffs.

Different year, same old shit

>Was best player for team and only one shot from being 50%
What is wrong with your brain?

OKC have been playing dogshit for half the season.

These are the worst two NBA playoff teams. Whoever wins will get annihilated in the second round.

my brain is unshook, get ready for the sweep

Who's stat line is this?

>20 points
>balled
They were bailed out by the refs and Indy's bad shooting. Still only put up 84 total points.

bros i been memeing but... will the Thunder actually choke AGAIN?

Think it's Steph

You're dumb enough to let a post ASG stretch out weigh 60+ games and them 5 game win streak to end season?

I'm wondering if you've ever wanted a place in Cabo for the summer, please let me know if you're interested :)

for me, it's IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA

I remember when the Pistons were some bad motherfuckers. They had the guy whose body was used to create tv show monsters on the floor then. Now? They suck.

Damn he's better than any white player in history and only three full blacks are ahead of him

They shot poorly because we clamped them

100.2%

>Thunder fans right now

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No, they shot poorly because their three best scorers sat on the bench due to (((early foul trouble))). Celtshits were getting rocked in the 1st half.

>14 games after all star week is half the 82 game season

Please tell me this isn't what passes for math in Bongladesh

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I'm seeing this everywhere now. How did San Andreas gain a surge in popularity again?

probably some new twitter meme, and besides it's been always very popular

Meme of the month on facebook I guess

A reasonable post on /nba/??????

Fuck you, Spurs Blazers WCF nigga

And the Pacers still went into halftime with a lead

If Nurk wasn't dead I'd say Portland in 5, too close to call atm

You queer motherfuckers ready to watch a real team next?

>incoming blowout

BORING

The Pistons?

It underwent the foretold spark-to-flame transformation in the eye of the public. I think it just boils down to the fact that San Andreas’ spARK is on a different trajectory on social media now. Everyone knows a spark becomes a flame, sure, but San Andreas’ recent sparks have consequentialy altered our perception of what spark-to-flame transformation even is. Hold up! Did we sign off on this!? Is this... sparky..? When a transformation is deemed as unsparky, an impressive flame is rendered no more valuable than the smallest spark because that flame wasn’t meant to be sparked to begin with. That, or maybe San Andreas just sparked a bit too soon and now is having a bit of an afterspark.

based

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It wasn't even 14, it was 13 loses of 25 remaining games, 16th best win%, 5 game win streak that included Rockets, only 1% dip overall in 3pt% post-ASB from pre-ASB

Biggest difference is Paul George being injured, but rest of team can be trusted to shoot much better over course of 3-7 games

Why are my Thundies so shit bros? We have two MVPs

I'll make some predictions for the Bucks
>Giannis not trying hard
>Middleton plays like trash
>Lopez overperforms
>Bledsoe plays decently
>Mirotic gets 8 minutes max

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PG has never won MVP, is clearly injured, and they still almost won. OKC don't even need league average shooting to beat most teams with their defense

Also many horrible offensive foul calls that refs will evaluate and see how wrong they were, so less TOVs clear up margin better

How much does Portland have left to improve compared to Thunder? I think Thunder are only marginal improvement from tanking this over handedly, Kanter needed career game to finish barely in positive point differential because his defense is so poor. Blazers allowed 20 open 3s and have nothing to brag about on defense but packing the paint well and praying other team misses open shots even worst shooting team's season percentage would knock down enough to be up 20

Paul George will win MVP this year and we lost with two MVPs and a DPOY with Kanter running center

Great time to talk shit, moosefucker

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Bronny James tho..

Should I watch the Bucks lose or rewatch Wataten?

WTF IS BLAKE REALLY OUT??????

I hate watching Portland win knowing they have no chance against the GSW

Lol who are their best scorers? Bogdanovic Tyreke and Cory Joseph?

>its an user waits for the bucks to go up by 25+ points and bets on detroit to cover a +20 handicap on live sportsbooks because the bucks will bench their starters and cruise for the 4th quarter episode

keep sleeping on my pisties... you've been warned Yea Forums

You really think my Pisties aren't winning this when Thon knows all of their plays?

He doesn't even know his own age

>my team played like shit, that means they will improve a lot and win the series

The Raptors can't even sweep the disneys man it's gonna be a slow and deep elimination

Imagine losing to Markelle Fultz's team

So how much money did you bros make betting against the Raptors?

If OKC shot their season average 34.8% of their 33 3PA they'd have 18 more points

This is how important 3pt shooting is. Even a marginal improvement changes the entire game, Blazers most likely stop collapsing hard on drives, allow 56% shooting in restricted area since Nurkic injury, 46% when Nurkic was on court.

Much harder to stop OKC drives and finishing, and OKC still shot above 50% from 2 this game

How often is it that they will hit the average of their 82 good and bad games?

The playoff spirit of lelbron is laughing at the raptors

Y'all think Philly can get one back tomorrow?

Just watched the latest Kawhi post-practice interview. He looks calm and composed. He knows the Mickey Mouse team got no chance starting Tuesday. You cowards about to swallow your tongues and witness the power of big dick Raps energy.

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Yes, NBA teams don't play one of worst games of entire season 4 times in a row, even most teams like Portland last year, still had great offensive games but completely inept on defense. OKC very much capable on improving offense game to game, defense is 4th in NBA and matches up very well personnel wise with Portland.

If they had better center and SF I'd understand but two undersized guards and poor spot up forwards is better for PG, Ferg, WB, Grant to defend because their switching ability and versatility based on motions and sets

Kawhi literally eats dick

That travel was abysmal. Guy took like 4 steps. I guess the league wants Worstchucker to lose.

The dumbest post in world history ladies in gentleman

Yeah, but I think they end up losing that series. They match up with Brooklyn worse than anyone.

>Paul George will win MVP this year
Lol no

>how often did a team hit their AVERAGE

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA unironic brainlet detected

>Not knowing what average means

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I want to breed this

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Turner, Collison, and Thad.

Don't blame me because you don't know basketball.

Make my Buckshits/Pisshits game thread or I'm going to make a pro-Socialism post.

>unironically thinking Lowry will score less than 15ppg throughout the series

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The Thunder suck dick. The Thunder will shoot poorly, this is no coindence. They have Playoff Pee and Westbitch

By definition at least half their games

You know, an average.... Like seriously these are the people I'm arguing with? Don't even know what an average is?

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>Turner, Collison, and Thad.
None of those three are in the top 3 in scoring. It's Oladipo, Bog, and Sabonis.

>Don't blame me because you don't know basketball.
lmao

Look at the damage control Serious crack baby on our hands. Probably eats crayons

Y'all niggas don't know what an average means lmaoooooooooo

I didn't ask that.

my mood more like

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Oladipo missed 50% of the season games, you dummy. Sabonis has been shakey post-all star break. Collision is the main facilitator and Turner/Thad combo is key to this series. If those three are out, Pacers are screwed. Don't try to debate this, pleb.

Niggas here don't even know 6th grade math

lmaooooooooooo

FUCK YEAH FUCK YALL HATING HOMOS BLAZE 1 FOR DA LAND

Yea Forums, how fucked am I?

Pretty confident, except I just won $500 so I’m nervous about throwing it all away on this. It’s for the first quarter by the way

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You need enough good white roleplayers to be good. That's why Detroit is losing.

Pacers are shit and up against a vastly superior team. That's why they are screwed, not because of some imagined foul trouble for three 10ppg scorers.

>betting on quarter lines

Are you purposefully retarded?

it's a lock this gonna end by 30 point difference

>lopez

lmao how he not kill himself after this performance

youtube.com/watch?v=KUOBSmRCc7w

Has Thon entered the game?

Make a game thread or I'm making a Lakers edition

Warriors Bucks who you got?

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BUCKS/PISTONS
BUCKS/PISTONS

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...

Already in foul trouble lmao

We're in here

>retards not knowing the difference between Mean, Median, and Mode

ya'll fail 6th grade math or something?

cash out now bruv

You cannot statistically shoot lower than your average less than half your games

the bucks are who we thought they were

see you in the finals, steph

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you're a fucking retard

Game 1: shoot 100%
game 2: shoot 10%
game 3: shoot 10%

average: shot 40%
shot below average more than half the time

Now do that realistically with 82 instead of 3

pistons are absolute shit, hilarious how fans wanted them to make the playoffs and get blown out rather than get a better pick with that hot garbage that laces up around blake.

OKC is either really hot or really cold, that's the entire point of his post. Their few really good games inflate the average more than the bad games bring it down, but they'll have more bad games than good games.

Bostonians and Canacucks seething seeing the true best team in the East dominating.

even the raptors could beat the pistons without blake griffin

Good post

Fear the Deer

you just KNOW giganiga Drummond will injure Giannis sooner rather than later

HBO leaked Luka as ROTY

twitter.com/luka7doncic/status/1117511949754019840

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GriffGod will come back and destroy your faggot ass team

Does he really not know how to watch it or did they pay him to advertise?

It's an ad

I hope he at least puts him on his ass. Also, so I see they just dont ever call traveling anymore huh because Giannis carries on every drive.

just thinking this

dude walks it down

Based retard can't count to two

how do you think twitter gets money

probably not as popular in europe

he would have to add a disclaimer

if giannis does the impossible and sweeps the warriors in the finals, does that prove LeBum is a Fraud?

there are no elite defenses on either of the teams mentioned

>LeBum is a Fraud
this was proven long ago when kyrie and ray got him his rings

>giannis isn't the mvp

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you're right I remember when Ray Allen and Kyrie each got finals MVPs for being the best players on their teams. Shit why didn't they give Scottie Pippen MJ's finals mvps as well?

Scottie Pippen didn't get the ball in crunch time, Michael did. Lebron has no heart

You mean John paxson and Steve Kerr?

will you beat boston doe

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so, manu is a better player than duncan?

CANT DISCARD THE KENNARD

So if I compile their game winners they have more than Jordan?
Duncan is a better player than Lebron

They won't. See you there.

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Just remembered that george hill was the original shook nigga

yeah but the one argument bron fags always latch onto is that his finals losses are excusable since the warriors are unbeatable anyway. If giannis beats them at full power with KD, they'll have no argument left.

Lebron excels at 4 things: offensive fouls, complaining, getting his buddies contracts, and getting coaches fired

Playoff P deserves as much hate as Lousy and DeFrozen for being a playoff choker.

And being the second best player of all time.

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You won't beat my Magic

How surprising. Lebron fans cannot count.

he's not better than wilt, kobe, shaq, duncan, or bird.

maybe you could make an argument for being better than magic/kareem/russell

Kareem had 5 MVPs before Magic stepped foot in the NBA, what exactly did Lebron do besides lose 6 Finals to put him over Reem or Jordan? At his current age both were still winning titles

When the based Warriors inevitably take the title again, is basketball cancelled?

Only if you enjoy a slaughtering

Bravo

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>he's not better than kobe

LOL im dying

cant breathe

>fellow brother

No mudslime is a brother of mine

Kareem out here repping the racist milwaukee he left instead of the lakeshits

Levels

Yeah only down by 25 with 1:02 left in the first half

Woah is /nba/ really trying to put Kareem, Shaq, Bird, Kobe, and Duncan over LeBron? Only Jordan has a better basketball player argument over LeBron. So unless you're MJ, put some respect on King James's name.

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You think Blake won't get 25 points in the first half?

nobody should be proud to play in California

Have many players lost 6 nba finals as a starter? Asking for a friend

are you retarded my man?

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Uhh cool it with the racism please

LeBron James. He's still the second best player ever.

All of those players have more hardware than Lebron. Bird had his Celtics at 61 wins after they only won 29 before drafting him, while Lebron couldn't even make the playoffs.

>the second best player ever
Based on what parametre?

Misleading but accurate statement about Bucks-Pistons first half: Luke Kennard out duels Giannis

Losing noncompetitive Finals

Player ability

I'm serious, the only aspect I see him superior is athleticism

Then you should consider Wilt to best the best, or second best after Jordan

Who has the best chance of beating the Warriors?

Jerry West NBA finals record is even worst then his. Wouldn't he be 2nd best player ever?

Are the rockets playing yet

This, Lebron is lauded due to his stats and athleticism combined with his strength and size. But Wilt lost just as many Finals, was more athletic, bigger, and stronger with way better stats. If he played today he'd be even bigger and stronger given the superior nutrition and training, and would have better stats than Lebron and even more Finals losses.
Why don't Lebron fans ever rate him?

Maybe the Raptors should have gotten the seed that brings them the easiest matchup

What's the most popular sport in Detroit? Judging by the amount of nignogs running around the city, i'd have guessed it was basketball but these niggas suck

Elgin Baylor went 0-8, he's the GOAT

Robbing and raping pussy ass crackers like you
freep.com/story/opinion/columnists/nancy-kaffer/2019/02/10/detroit-rape-kits-crime-stats/2800522002/
detroitnews.com/story/news/2018/09/24/detroit-second-most-violent-city-fbi/1408465002/

football

Larry bird is the only player on Jordan's level but he had to deal with injuries over half his career because he put his body on the line every night without fear.

in 2012 a 34 year old kobe brought his team from being on the verge of elimination to the 7th seed.

in 2019, with the same record, lebron quit on his team and missed the playoffs

This.

Fuck Lebald. He's not even top 10 all time

Wilt never played in the modern era like Jordan or LeBron

>wh*Toids getting raped by my brothas
sounds like a based city desu

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Top 10 all-time in no order:

Jordan
Kareem
Shaq
Wilt
Duncan
Bird
Magic
Russell
Hakeem
Kobe

LeShit isn't better than ANY of these players

celshits gonna win 1 at home but Bucks going to win in 5.

> No Giannis

Typical leaf. Enjoy getting bounced by the nets.

>blake
>playing at all

football or hockey. nobody cares about the pistons here. sports in detroit are so bad most people claim college teams as their top now.

>Nets
The Rapshits will lose in 6 to my Magic.

Wow excellent competitive game between the bucks and pistons

Come on man

You joking? Giannis is amazing but it's a bit early for talk like that.

Ok stop playing, Kobe was never good. He and Lebron directly led to the NBA being shit

Lol just giving leafs shit. Giannis is top 30 at best right now.

Soft ass league with soi fans

Giannis isn't top 100

Are italian players the cutests?

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>russell westbrook above hakeem and kobe
>russell westbrook anywhere in your top 10

this has to be a troll

Lol whatever bro.

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today i will remind them
youtube.com/watch?v=GF8lQoE8Chw

He's talking about D'Lo idiot

>beating the worst team in the playoffs without their best player

congrats I guess

Why people give Bargnani so much shit for this? It was obviously a defensive foul.

Because he thought he could actually dunk it from there

the wh*Toid jumped like 5 meters from the rim. He's not MJ.

He could, if they didn't fouled him. Is not that much of a crazy distance.

Id like to watch Luka fuck Emilia

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will this be the final straw that forces detroit to get off the treadmill of mediocrity?

1. Michael Jeffrey Jordan
2. Bob Cousy
3. Tiny Archibald
4. Larry Bird
5. Moses Malone
6. George Mikan
7. Hot Rod Hundley
8. Pervis Ellison
9. Tim Duncan
10. Shaquille O'neal
11. Hakeem
12. Pau Gasol
13. Steph Curry
14. Manu Ginobli
15. Spencer Haywood
16. Dirk Nowitzki
17. Magic Johnson
18. Bernard King
19. David Robinson
20. Kevin Garnett
21. Scottie Pippen
22. Magic Johnson
23. Jerry West
24. Dave Bing
25. Hal Greeg
26. Pete Maravich
27. Bill Walton
28. Bob Lanier
29. Alonzo Mourning
30. Chris Webber
31. Elgin Baylor
32. Charles Barkley
33. Kevin McHale
34. Jason Kidd
35. Rick Barry
36. George Gervin
37. Dave Cowens
38. Artis Gilmore
39. Chris Mullin
40. Chris Paul
41. Dan Issel
42. Kevin Porter
43. Norm Van Lier
44. Dick Barnett
45. Anfernee Hardaway
46. Allen Iverson
47. Wilt Chamberlain
48. Deron Williams
49. Rudy Tomjonavich
50. Jack Sima
51. Jojo White
52. Shawn Kemp
53. Lebron James
54. Mark Price
55. Rasheed Wallace
56. Rolando Blackman
57. Fat Lever
58. Baron Davis
59. Reggie Miller
60. Tim Hardaway Sr
61. Vlade Divac
62. Cliff Robinson
63. Kobe Bryant
64. Rik Smits
65. Sleepy Floyd
66. Karl Malone
67. Jeff Hornacek
68. Michael Finley
69. Doc Rivers
70. Zach Randolph
71. Julius Erving
72. Oscar Robertson
73. Larry Nance
74. Carmelo Anthony
75. Gilbert Arenas
76. Sam Cassell
77. World B Free
78. Lamar Odom
79. Carlos Boozer
80. Kevin Love
81. Marcus Camby
82. Peja Stojokavic
83. Zydrunas Ilgauskas
84. Bruce Bowen
85. Detlef Schremp
86. Toni Kukoc
87. Kyrie Irving
88. Tracy McGrady
89. Clark Kelogg
90. Shareef Abdur-Rahim
91. Kenyon Martin
92. Glen Rice
93. Bill Russell
94. Isiah Thomas
95. Wes Unsled
96. Nate Thurmond
97. Mark Jackson
98. Juwan Howard
99. John Stockton
100. Klay Thompson

thank god I wasn't born with autism

my pisties are coming back. Screencap this post, get ready for the greatest comeback of all time

Based. LeBron ain't even top 50 all-time.

First of all, slap yourself in the face for saying Kobe is better than Lebron. Wilt and Shaq, maybe if either of them a free throw. Bron is just better than Magic too. And Bird was maybe equally good in his prime but he had a super short prime cause of injuries.

Second, why are we doing this in the middle of the playoffs, save this for the offseason when there's nothing to talk about

you have magic johnson twice

It's one thing to beat them and another thing to blow em out like this

What the fuck are they going to do? They're locked in on Blake and Drummond

That's when he was playing power forward and came out of retirement

you forgot a man thae goes by the name of Kevin Durant

Also Pau Gasol wtf man

Honestly have a lot of respect for any list that has Hal Greer, Dave Cowens, Wes Unseld, and fuckin' Norm Van Lier on it

He had Pervis Ellison and Dave Bing though

just accept it, you're playing checkers and he's playing chess

>would get swepped by the pelicans

Giannis has no argument over any of these players

It's really funny that the Thunder were completely unable to take advantage of Enes Kanter, one of the biggest playoff liabilities in the league.

anyway, get this Detroit shit over with, I wanna watch Utah Houston already, the good game

You can toss out everybody without an MVP.

Respect for Curry so high. Severely under rated player. Where's KD and Paul George tho

>You can toss out everybody without an MVP

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Giannis will never win MVP

>The Pistons traded Andre Drummond, Luke Kennard, a 2019 2nd round pick (DET), a 2020 1st round pick (DET), a 2021 1st round pick (DET), and a 2021 2nd round pick (LAL) to the Hawks for Miles Plumlee and a 2019 1st round pick (ATL).

>The Pistons selected Zion Williamson with the 2nd pick in the 2019 draft.

>The Pistons signed Rudy Gay for $1.40M/year through 2020.

>The Pistons signed De'Aaron Fox for $30.00M/year through 2022.

>The Pistons traded Blake Griffin to the Nets for Elfrid Payton.

>The Pistons signed Jamal Murray for $29.80M/year through 2023.

>The Pistons signed Jarrett Allen for $17.55M/year through 2022.

ended up winning a ring 2 seasons later with this core + old ass Lemarcus aldridge, patty mills, and lou williams. All the pistons have to do is unload their bad contracts and rebuild, it's not that hard.

Are you seriously trying to tell me that KD is better than Dan Issel and World B Free

>just trust algorithms
Spoken like a genuine moron. They have human designers dipshit, the bias is clearly still there.

He already won one. He is polling at like 90% on announced media votes.

I stopped reading at the part where the Hawks traded a first for Andre Drummond. Let alone the 2nd pick, let alone the 2nd pick where Zion Williamson was still on the board

you are nuts

Just like Hilarry

Get Detroit off of my screen already!!!!

I know this isn't the point and nobody cares, but people who knew what they were talking about thought it was close. It was a bunch of smoothbrained moron bloggers who ignored the actual evidence and said it was a 90% chance.

This Giannis dominance reminds me of 2007 LeBron

you must be talking about the P.O.R.K.I.E.S. system which is designed by biased humans with no spark. The sparky system is designed entirely by algorithms written by super-computers. Yes the supercomputers were designed by humans, but there's a layer of computer software to prevent the biases from escaping into the algorithms. The S.P.A.R.K.S team of computer software engineers and mathematicians truly thought of everything.

People shit on 2000 draft but never talk about 2002. God what a terrible draft
Only Yao Ming, Amare and Nene worth a shit.

andre drummond + 3 future firsts. zion ended up not being that good in this simulation anyway

Caron Butler and Carlos Boozer were kinda nice

Amare and Nene were shit as well, Boozer, Caron Butler, Tayshaun Prince, Mike Dunleavy, Luis Scola, and Matt Barnes were elite.

the Most Valuable Player is playing tonight.

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>just blow out a team in the playoffs
>talk about boxing out in the postgame interview

how can you not love this guy

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this is so delusional
>paying nothing for rudy gay when most teams would love him
>de'aaron fox somehow not getting the max from the kings
>nets gm wanting blake griffin
>nets somehow have elfrid payton when their backcourt is already one of the best in the east
>jarrett allen wouldnt be with the nets through 2022
lmao
kill urself

he just finished 30-balling detroit

>Carlos Boozer
today i will remind them
youtube.com/watch?v=xT5Dfqu_Blc

Light skin bitch would get killed by real Africans, I am Sengalese and will kill any bitch

a true legend

why doesn't anybody in the NBA yell "gimme that shit" anymore

>Caron Butler
today i will remind them

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>bringing an AK to a bball game
calm down kunta, you dont have a fight with him

Rockets boutta get jizzed

You eat balls?

you aint elite until you knock a ref in the nutz
youtube.com/watch?v=PaZTzt0EK5w

Pussy ass bitch i am sengalese do you know what that means light skin bitch? I am real African no mix

based lunatic

Fuck Thon is salty.

god i hope rudy manages to do well
he was ass last year

youtube.com/watch?v=mM1DpHWCcb0
So you eat balls?

How was your bull penis for lunch today?

racist bitch i fucked your wife

HOU UTAH STREAM @@@@@@@@@@@@@
basedstream.com
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Rockets vs utah

Bill russell is the greatest

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Not being racist. Here on /nba/ we accept all LGBTQ+ races. I was just asking a legit question because bull penis is a delicacy.

his laughter is infectious

i am sengalese gay mother fucker you know what that means?

That ur gay?

you eat bull penis and balls

not a cuck but id love to watch pj tucker having sex with my gf

are yall niggas really autistic or just pretending?

>doubleposting

cringe....

Hard to tell now honestly, if I sit up at the computer and type some stupid shit then giggle when niggas respond I'm pretty sure that's got to make me autistic

nah the other is Larry

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so if I'm only pretending to be autistic to get (You)'s then that actually makes me autistic...

this post really made me think...

one is brazillarry the other is brazilgary

I can't get rebounds for shit with a center in these earlier 2k games, if I have a guard I can get double digit rebounds with ease, if not that nigga will concede the rebound every time to a guard or wing like he's Steven Adams. Made my nigga 7'2, rebounder, he literally will not grab boards in his area and they will sunction into teammates

This shit is killing me, don't remember it being this bad

Bro isn't it weird how foreign posters can all speak English? It's like they learned English to post on Yea Forums

theyre all americans who have VPNs, Moot has already explained this in detail

Wait what the fuck?

The Lakers didn't make the playoffs?

Weren't they fuckin stacked with Lebron and some other guys? WTF happened?

>Weren't they fuckin stacked
no
Lebron is literally the only good player on the Lakers

ppl learn english, not necessarily to post on Yea Forums

excuse me you're missing 2x champ Javale McGee, DPOY Tyson Chandler, and second overall pick Lonzo Ball

LeBron had a worse team than the 2018 Cavs and that's saying a lot.

AI took a team of scrubs to the finals and won a game.

average doesnt mean half retards

Why did we have to get spoiled by a few nice and close games yesterday

Today's have been garbage. I know the OKC game was close but it wasn't a very good game to watch

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Harden is a better passer than Chris Paul at this point in their respective careers and it's beautiful to watch.

no way you faggots will say Harden isn't the MVP after this performance

we literally just saw Giannis burn down a city and dunk from the freethrow line. The trophy is already at his house

harden isnt the mvp
ill say it all day every day

Harden leads Giannis in PER and VORP...

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satan is obv harden
who is jesus
and who are the refs?

Is this you?

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>3. Tiny Archibald
Based boomer

remember how the raptors sat kawhi multiple times throughout the season because "seeding doesn't matter" and "we just want to be healthy for the playoffs"

looks like their hubris is biting them in the ass now. As the 2 seed they have to face the Orlando Magic, quite possibly the 2nd or 3rd best team in the east while the bucks, as the 1 seed, essentially get a first round bye.

Bet they regret resting kawhi so much and not taking the regular season serious now

Pisstains are garbage and Nuggies are frauds is why.

My Pistons are elite when Blake plays, can't wait to reverse sweep once he's healed up and for you niggas to eat crow

Harden will choke like Chamberlain

LMFAOOOOOOOO HARDEN GETTING BTFO LMFAOOOOOO THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FAGGOT

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Actual warrior fan here, wish we had lillard instead of steph

he has 20 points already and his team is up. How is harden in any way "btfo" ?

nah steph is the best shooter of all time
dame isn't even top 10

Two time MVP and greatest shooter of all time, or a guy most famous for complaining about all star nods and All NBA teams

Dame is literally a dollar tree Steph

Thundiebros! We get our first win on Tuesday! Believe it!

Jazzies gonna get swept in 7 :/

the funny thing is, steph was always a poor man's lillard until like 2016 when he ascended into what he is today.

Jesus is Oladipo

>Magic, quite possibly the 2nd or 3rd best team in the east
LOL screencapped for when raps win in 5

respond to this post if your team didn't lose in an embarrassing upset this weekend

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this nigga Harden gon be in the jazzies fan's head rent free

Delonte West works at Home Depot, crazy.

that you've got 3 different types of HIV?

anyone notice the rockets entire defense seems to be just smacking and beating the shit out of anyone on the jazz who drives to the rim, and they get away with it every time? Meanwhile if anyone on the jazz looks funny at harden he gets free throws. Insane how unfairly this series is reffed

What went wrong?

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Orlando could easily have finished 8th...

I love Dame but I love Steph more

Do God exist?

>Orlando could easily have finished 8th...
yeah but they didn't. call it dumb luck, call it karma, or maybe the basketball gods have a sense of humor, whatever the case the fact is the raptors got matched with the magic after claiming all year that seeding didn't matter.

in what world is this not a travel
streamable.com/abar1

What did he mean about rondo?

im not even worried because I know that raptors got dissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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its bad but not that bad
but its bad
fuck EG, he literally just humps dudes over and "forces a turnover"

probably that rondo was starting at the time and he played backup PG to him...

Probably, but why would it care about Palestine enough to be born there

Remember when Delonte was playing power forward 40 minutes a night? Why were the Cavs so ass?

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fuck james harden

is it cool to like james harden

Jazz fan needs to take one for the team and hit the players with some hard -ers, get CP3 and a couple of guys fighting in the stands and suspensions. Maybe bring a whip to the stadium

Sparky had a rough day today bros. The Candybread Elite7 is chuggin a long just fine, but I’m feeling a little blue myself.

My GF told me I don’t make her happy anymore. I don’t know where the spark in our relationship went. We used to be so passionate when we were working on “Me problems”. But now that my ratings system is really taking off and all the “me problems” are fading she seems to be just inventing problems bc she’s so use to our relationship being problematic. We faught less when I was in my cocaine sniffing hay days. The sex was better in those days too. I’m beginning to think I might need to move past this stage of my life...

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How are Kobe and Wilt above Lebron and Moses Malone retard?
>sniffing coke
Makes sense

What went wrong?

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that beard

Harden is fully unlocked, there's no coming back now

too much autism

crackas don't care about our young black men's mental health

Kobe is not an all time team cancer choke artist. He got his problems yea I kno I kno but he’s also a proven champion on the big stage.

WILT is the original LeBron. All of the things LeBron has done, wilt did it better. All the things Lebron sucks at, Wilt sucks at a little less.

Lebron can’t get passed his own ego and so his spark-to-flame transformation if left incredibly dampened. He’s a terrible top ten all time or current. Look what he did to the Lelkers!

pop is the greatest coach of all time, any sport, any decade, any continent

Nah, Bellimeme is better, way harder to win in the NFL

Sparky take user. I’m curious as to what rating engine your running for your Coach Sp. results?

Pop is GOAT by a long shot.

who else here falls under pressure

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not true. he hurted kowhi lenards feelings

>harder to win in the NFL
Stopped reading there. Get your sparks straight user

bruh if we lose tomorrow or this series Kawhi is as good as GONE

Fuck the raptor I'm a knicks fan now (when we get KD and Kyrie)

"MY RAPTORS always play like the CAPTORS game 1, listen, we're not that bad man. YeaH we traded our most loyal star for Kawhi, but it was a great goodbye... say hi to lebron for me DeRozan. No emotions no devotion, please don't leave Kawhi"

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hey lakeshits, how does my max taste
streamable.com/a00nb

My Fraudsters :(

Pretty much everyone except MJ has failed on the big stage at least a few times. The big moment ams a fickle mistress.

1.) MJ: 999,999 overall sp. rating
2.) Bird: 685,679 overall sp. rating
3.) Kareem: 677,544 overall sp. rating

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>duncanbabby

actual fucking cringe

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duncan isnt even that fucking good, top 25 and thats a huge maybe, overrated by boomers because of muh slow high IQ style of play (which wasnt good)

Sixers?

Raptor

*chucks up a terrible three*
now THATS ballin

Raptor

He's 6th all time in career VORP

>which wasn’t good
He’s objectively good. And he’s a good guy which is even gooder.

...and he’s /spARKY’s #4 all time
4.) Duncan: 398,672 overall sp. rating

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Once again the real NBA finals
Will be the rockets vs the warriors. The rest of the league is still a joke.

tim duncan also has extremely low IQ. he let himself get swindled out of millions by one of his managers, and also his wife cheated on him and took over half. I can't accept him having a high BBIQ when off the court he seems to be some sort of idiot, seems to me like he was just another big dumb ape who listened to Pop's orders.

say what you will about bron, but he has never been a beta when it comes to business decisions and money management, so I can believe his high BBIQ is all his own...

The Memeiors went 10-55(.153) against the Spurs during Duncan's career lel

If Kemba is so good why was he on the worst team in history?
Pretty sure Duncan is deep in the closet

What about bill Russel

I have him 93rd

This man is the heart and soul of the Raptors. regardless of what your preconceives notions and headline-mislead consciousness suggests, he is a once in a lifetime human, and a damn fine NBA player. And this is his season. Speak down upon his namesake now, I only ask that you never forget your ill advised sentiments once he is crowned Finals MVP.

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Too high.

I remember when the Cavs beat my celties like 100-0 in the first half that one year, but now they're in shambles again, lmao. Thats what you get for mocking my Celties.

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And he’s a loser. Just like T-Mac, Derozan and Vince Carter before him. That’s why Kawhi wants to leave. He doesn’t want to be associated with a loser franchise

>This man is the heart and soul of the Raptors.

raptors confirmed for being shook down to their very soul

Siakam dropping 50 on Tuesday

it's been a long time since I've followed the NBA. How are the Celtics nowadays? they have a good chance at winning the championship?

what are the top 5 teams these days?

>William Felton Russell is an American retired professional basketball player who played center for the Boston Celtics of the National Basketball Association from 1956 to 1969.
>1956 to 1969
>10 teams in the nba
>labor workers most of them

Bill Russel is correcy rated at:

17.) Bill Russell: 100,672 overall sp. rating

if you don't remember going to the skate park in middle school and blasting linkin park's Hybrid theory from your CD players and shooting the shit with your bros debating Shaq vs. Jordan, wondering if those old bulls teams could beat the Lakers and then going home and playing Halo on your Xbox, you're underage

>How are the Celtics nowadays?
overrated
>they have a good chance at winning the championship?
no
>what are the top 5 teams these days?
Warriors, Bucks, Rockets, Spurs, Magic

>skate park

found the wigger who wears 4x ecko shirts

Actually serious - I get goosebumps watching Giannis's season highlights. He has had such an incredible year. The exciting jaw dropping athletic finesse he possesses is out of this world. When you look at the many insane athletes this league has seen, Vince Carter, Dominique Wilkins, Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Derrick Rose, Giannis could be rated higher than some of those guys. I really hope the Bucks continue to dominate throughout the playoffs. It would really be nice to see Giannis have a breakout moment.

house was looking like an all star tonight

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is this Clairo?

FLAME:
>•>99% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>90% to make Conference Finals
>•>80% to make NBA Finals
>•>60% to win NBA Finals
1.) Warriors (1-0): 175,899 overall sp. rating

SPARKED:
>•>95% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>75% to make Conference Finals
>•>40% to make NBA Finals
>•>15% to WIN NBA Finals
2.) Bucks (1-0): 92,999 overall sp. rating
3.)Raptors (0-1): 91,986 overall sp. rating

SPARKING:
>•>70% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>10% to make Conference Finals
>•>10% to make NBA Finals
>•>5% to WIN NBA Finals
4.) Rockets (1-0): 38,427 overall sp. rating

SPARKY:
>•>75% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>40% to make Conference Finals
>•>5% to make NBA Finals
>•>2% to WIN NBA Finals
5.) Thunder (0-1): 36,161 overall sp. rating

SPARKER.1:
>•>90% to make Conference Semi-Finals
>•>20% to make Conference Finals
>•>5% to make NBA Finals
>•

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unfortunately

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hes going to look so good in gold and purple

based

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

Dame finally winning one for da land

>spuds beating blazies

Keep on dreaming pal. Aldrige already shook as fuck when he returns to Moda in playoff time. He will be sacrificed to please the basketball gods

>This man is the heart and soul of the Raptors
>scores 0 points in the playoffs
Seems about right desu

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