/heem/- You're all fucking stupid

Of his place in a grave.

>TFW muay thai is the ultimate martial art

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this, just cause you get knocked out by the first punch doesn't mean you lost

imagine being some 205 pound black twink light heavyweight?

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kelvin wins the war

reminds me of every dipshit country boy i went to high school with and shoved me into lockers and made me show them my penis lol

No he won the narrative

>OOOOHHHHH HE SLEPT HIM

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>almost get heem'd by a fat drug addict Mexican who hasn't fought in a year

G-Goat!

He’s the most exciting fighter in the world though

That fight hurt to watch. Roundtree could have been worse on Eric. And I like Eric, but man, he needs to level up.

i don't get it?

based

Is "Thailand" a code name for roids?

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Dustin showed him a dick pic by accident

khalil was always on roids

no
it's code name for actually going to the source and learning REAL martial arts in it's purest form and not some watered down shit near your local pub

CANT STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG

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THATS THE CHOKE THATS THE CH- THATS IT THE KING IS BACK CONOR MCGREGOR IS THE UNDISPUTED UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WO- WOW WOW HEY HEY WHATS GOING ON HE JUMPED OFF THE CAGE HES ATTACKING KHABIBS CORNER WHAT A DISGUSTING MOMMENT

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He looks like Ryan Gosling

is catching super gonnorhea from a 30 dollar hooker a martial art?

no but dicking a thai lady boy is

bit sad mate

>Jones trying to fight middleweights again
Absolute cringe

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Say what you will, but Khabib's chimp out will be historic, same with him dominating Conor

>DC
>Jones
>Adesanya
>Usman
this is our sport now

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forced narratives and Roganisms of the last night

>Khalil Rountree is the new Buakaw
>Adesanya should have won 10-7 that last round and the fight should have been stopped
>Holloway is in trouble,Dustin is in trouble,they're both in trouble now,how are they even standing

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I dont see any Canadians listed, 3 Americans and a Kiwi

hell yeah

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>and not some watered down shit near your local pub
Literally Toilet Till lmao

rin bless

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every fight should have been stopped after someone got dropped once

fer sure costa is a munster b, flushed rigg and pooriah hall are an amazing resume

also
>STOP THE FIGHT! ERYK ANDERS CORNER SHOULD STOP THE FIGHT!!!111

I mean it was a beating but anders never really seemed out of it.

adesanya gets gadooshed by whittaker, yoel, costa, rockhold, possibly jacare

How do I get Brock Lesnar levels of Chad status?

>fighter eats a jab then back steps
>OH HE HURT HIM

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>whittaker
a hundred percent this meme fighter will be able to deal with adesanya picking his face apart and stuffing the one take down he attempts

adesanya is a better matchup for bobbert than gastelum tbqh with you senpaitachi

less rin, more felice.

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Best chunky Asian girl is Reina

whats with ufc turning into 24 hour twitter fighting

>fighter eats a jab
ITS OVER STOP THE FIGHT, stop the fight, stop the fight

This post is very bad forming

Askren would HEEM GSP

why did kelvin shoot for a takedown when adesanya was out on his feet?

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The supreme breeding specimen

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>tiny hips
>blown out roastie pussy
>busted face

>omg rogan is doing his job hes a fucking white person!!!

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did you see the fight last night? adesanya almost got finished multiple times by a 5'9 chunky cholo. i like whittaker's chances

cringe

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I saw it so clearly I swear to God I saw it so clearly

he got caught bad once by gastelum who would knock whittaker out

Three Americans and a kiwi

The me meme ends today.

t. chubby chaser

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Apparently Dana shouted to him that he’d be cut if he wins by ko

Poomero cucks are just salty their eternal bridesmaid got cucked out of a belt by a 30 year old zoomer who only got his first actual win last night

embedded

oh for sure whittaglass is a special talent, dominant multidimensional champ one hunnit persen adesanya is easy pickings

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youtu.be/MmAsRSXpwOI

Fatfuckselum is a fat fuck loser like you who failed to yet again knock out a non can

cringe

rin is built like a chubby chinese kid. Felice is strong american woman with healthy sex drive.

>tags opponent
>clinches

Whittaker gets KOed any time he faces a striker with a reach advantage lmao, even gastelum would box his face up his striking is overrated as shit. the only reason casuals like you rate him is because he let Yoel punch him in the face until roidmero gassed out (roidmero is a can who got outstruck by tim kennedy).

>uhmmm i think his chin is real withered

>he got pillowfists

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Kelvin won the war

oh for sure my fatfuckselum and roidmero are MUNSTERS my guy

>gets rocked and almost finished several times by a 5ft6 mexican

so now that youre completely btfo i will look forward to posting my winnings from my bet on Israel while you absolutely COPE in heem threads

He lost his title match because Whittaker cant make it to fights and then Adesanya turned him into a Pinata. Kelvin just ruined his career

>several times

>several times
post more than one time right now where he was "almost finished"

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>I like Eric
fucking why? he's a total nothing both as a fighter and a person

>dropped in R1
>Rocked and almost finished in R4
Several times

for sure mexicans are bad at fighting, i mean they're no brits after all

youve won nothing in your life like fatfuckselum and roidmero lmao

but was he really "almost finished"?

work on your reading comprehension you obese 80 iq retard, the person youre arguing for went life and death with roidmero ( a can)

Yes you retard, now get BTFO

youre a fat fucking loser like fatfuckselum and roidmero
simple as
youre going to cry for another year of your miserable worthless life after Whittaker wins and sits out another year

>get clipped
>use your footwork to evade trouble
>retards on heem "HE WAS ALMOST FINISHED HE LOST DURRRR"
never in all my years have i seen such a COPE lolllll

have sex

He is /Heem/'s official new boy now

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>k-kelvin had him finished

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>israel will lose t-t-tthis time
He is black AND named Israel, i can only imagine the amount of seethe this sends your tiny pinwheel brain into. Truly amazing.

in what world would adesanya have anything for jon jones

>never in all my years have i seen such a COPE lolllll

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>tfw king reina will never bully your cock

lol you btfo yourself, adesanya wasnt even close to finished. i'd go to the archives and post when adesanya was "hurt" and when kelvin was bordering on the shadowrealm but i'm not that autistic. i know you are though, but you wont do because you aren't correct in your argument

i was very impressed by rountrees performance

skip to the spam, pegleg, itll cure your tears

>tfw when you work another obese mark

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Unfortunate

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have sex
based

During the Brandon Davis fight I think he said Zabit was possibly the best fighter right now

spammy loves black people

>Elliot Rodger-looking tomato can
He’s perfect. Boyed forever

Well he called him Magomedshapirov for a reason

Everybody is on steroids.

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It feels familiar. I saw it so clearly I swear to God I saw it so clearly, so consistently and now it’s here in reality

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What precisely did he mean by this?

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Jones on Adesanya

>my man had a toe to toe kick boxing match with a short stubby wrestler. nothing but respect for Kelvin. Dude almost beat a kickboxer without throwing a single kick.

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Diaz bless

honk is fucking cringe, don't post that

*wins the fight, the story of the fight, the battle, the story of the battle, the war, and the story of the war*

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99.9 percent correct take(because kelvin did throw that one kick that almost ended the fight)....

Remember when Khabib was so scared shitless that Conor was going to mindfuck him that he bailed during the last press conference! LMAO! Smart move actually. Shows he isn’t a warrior though

With all due respect, you can't tell me what to do.

Im sorry i cursed at you in yesterdays thread user

Its over Jon

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>not just letting gillespie end the khabib meme already

>gets KO'd by a midget

jon will lose to him and move up to heavy weight because ufc is fixed

NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HABIBBENING

It would be fun to see the cognitive dissonance explosion if Holloway popped

Gillespie is an ever bigger meme. Just like Kevin Lee was

Oh for sure Adesanya was in deep waters in that first round for sure my guy. Very much like how Khabib almost finished Conor here, right my mans?

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right after he got kicked he was on queer street and would have been done had the dumb mexican threw a couple more punches instead of trying to take him down

Don't worry Jon, you'll soon feel the bitter taste of defeat. We'll so how cocky you are after you get your brains scrambled by a 6'6 autistic hue.

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>LOOOOOOOLMAOO!!!! LOOK AT LE TWITTER BEEF XDDDD

Faggots

i bet 300$ on Roundtree Kelvin and Dustin for 5k payout

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What if that knee landed and it slept Conor?

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>rock your opponent on the feet
>shoot
what is the actual reason for this?

GIVE HIM THE FUCKING KO WIN ALREADY!!!!!!!

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is there a more flushed beer than Modelo?

Ortega,Stipe also fucking Nico Montano

are these motherfuckers on the marketing team even browsing heem or /r/ mma

holy shit this pissed me off Joe is an actual cuckold btw. I saw the clip of him saying he wanted to see a movie of white women being fucked by huge black dudes. Cringed hard

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Wow that's a lot of money to put on 3 underdogs. Are you the rich guy that buys all the PPV's?

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brainlet mexican

Is this some sort of post ironic meme where we become so retarded from being ironic it becomes sincere?

I'm a 24 yr old Russian living in the usa doing tilework, making about 80k a year, almost a neet but with a decent job lmao
pic related is my car except for a different rim shape

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Link

>fighting mw because too much of a fat fuck to control diet to fight in optimal weight class
he's not exactly a thinker

I don't save that shit on my computer dude. Its real though, was an old vid with shitty lighting probably before he moved into that new place to film

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Good for you Cepгeй and I hope your next parlay hits

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mmm macaco

>kelvin had him right where he wanted him

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Kelvin won the story

So I'm talking to this Pakistani janitor at work the other day

>Hey man what's your name?
>Heh heh my friend, who is greatest boxer in world?
>Conor McGregor
>No no, who is greatest all time?
>Conor McGregor
>No my friend, do you know boxing? You follow
>Love it bro, watch it all the time
>Okay so you know best boxer in all history of boxing
>Yeah, Conor McGregor
>No
>Yes
>No. I name after greatest boxer.
>Okay
>Greatest boxer is Muhammad Ali. My name Muhammad
>Okay Conor. I'll catch ya later!

I call him Conor every chance I get now and he just rages and rages.

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Is porier good or is max a cutbaby?

>your opponent is out on his feet
>shoot for a takedown
what was meant by this lads?

Kelvin vs Adesanya scoring
R1 - 10-8 Kelvin due to the knockdown
R2 - 8-10 Adesanya due to the knockdown
R3 - 9-10 Adesnaya
R4 - 10-7 Kelvin due to multiple flushings
R5 - 8-10 Adesnaya due to knockdowns

45-45 draw

last round with the almost there triangle and the gadooshes was a clear 10-3

probably cause he smashes pussy like he smashes wannabe contenders

All these 229er niggers. Yikes. This general is a dead shithole.

How is the last round not a 10-7 for Israel caz

Kelvin vs Adesanya scoring
R1 - 10-6 Kelvin due to being the first half man half fridge to fight in the UFC
R2 - 6-2 Adesan ya due to being on his feet and kelvin shooting for a takedown
R3 - 7-10 Kelvin due to being on his takedown and shooting out on his feet
R4 - 10- 7 kelvino arriba
R5 - 10-0 draw

10-0 draw

poirier is both good and fucking huge, i'm pretty sure he cuts more than max at fw

It's Freestyle/Greco Roman wrestling

buceta de macaco

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Kelvin was tired, he was never hurt

*Europeans
Consistent worst posters here

have sex

seek help

lose weight, gain employment

I agree with this but maybe slightly hurt. He was never in danger of getting slept tho

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I agree but I disagree my man

in many ways kevin won the 5th

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>israel is out on his feet
>gastelum shoots for a takedown
why?

Whatever happened to the real lithcuck? Is this just spammers new autistic cringey personality? Gonna have to filter tbqh

Girls don't care about looks. Aesthetics are for women and fags.

have sex

Adan why are you >gooby ing the janitor

>Girls don't care about looks.

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Haha very funny my dude. Upvote for you and here take this silver.

>not already having literally every flag except USA filtered

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Was Askren at the event last night? I haven't seen him

Incels

based

t. muhamad

>be out on your feet
>your opponents feet out
>takedown in
>shoot feet out in
huh?

Conor is a good boxer b fer sur my man

Rob gave Yoel a Weidman eye

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Hell of a card last night. How about those lads that were in the crowd having a good old time? One of them eventually took his shirt off.

Israel won the fight and the simulated death match while Kelvin won the war, and the story was about a draw.

Dustin won the war, the fight, and the simulated death match but Max won the story of the night.

is he still chastity since his losses were overturned?

What was Max's story? That he's a cutbabby?

Diaz bless bless

pit of a peach of a kneeslapper you got there son

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He isn't excited to make 10k before tax and expenses.

Fucken fast food managers make more than undercard mma fighters.

reem bless aka george (nice name lol) is a fat bitch who cosplays as a fighter

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yo photogrissers, y'blockbuster

>calling someone a 189er used to be an insult
>UFC 189 was 5 years ago and 189ers are now hardcore fans

if anything max was proven to not be a cutbabby. i knew he would be too small at 155, look at the shithouses in the division. he'd need to drastically change his style, but i think poorier deleted him anyways. he loses his next fight

Incorrect. Israel won the fight, the story, and the glory; Kelvin won the narrative and in many ways won but choose to not be decided in his favor.

fuck reem bless, i knew he was a fat fucking loser

>LOL DUDE EVERY BRAWL DELETES CHINS
cringe

>Whittaker gets KOed any time he faces a striker with a reach advantage lmao
oh for sure he got starched by wonderboy and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>Khabib... wake up. In your attempt to smesh you got choked unconscious. You're not the champ anymore, buddy. Now hand that belt over before I berimbolo you.

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hope you have your apology to me prepared when max gets gadooshed

laughing at muzzies is a public service

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Who dis

who is your favorite heemcord personality? for me its luke arry and slimbo nice. zulaw is based too since he uploads everything immediately

water you dune

Post some Holly

Homer Simpson looking ass

I'm not posting any 37 year old white trash horse girl motherFUKKER

>your punishment must be more severe, khabib

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>Wake up Khabib. No, you're not in the afterlife. Well, in a sense. You got taken to Funkytown. Your career may as well be dead. I never knew a bald eagle snored like that when it was unconscious BOOM roasted

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All he did after fucking up his hand in the second round was jab and leg kicks.

>gets crushed by a can
>only fights cans since then

for sure hes ducking munsters like piss shiteman and puke cockhold

No one will ever know that I'm a 194'er.

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The Chris dominates bobby until the third round where his chin turns into paper and he dies again

Romero would be better if his strategy wasn't "Lose the fight until the 3rd round so hopefully I can win the fight but if it goes to decision I'm fucked"

he won the first 2 rounds in Whittaker 1, brainlet

>be chad 189er and a true fight fan
>know that I once got dabbed on and insulted and I know how it feels to be a newfag
>still absolutely shit and meme all over 229ers
Is what it is b

Winner of Aldo/Volkanovski should fight Ortega.

Yair should rematch Frankie.

Moicano should fight Zabit.

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HE SNAPPED HIS NECK BACK WITH THAT ONE

most of /heem/ seems to be post 189ers these days
189ers will always be casuals to me.

That was on accident he meant to lose those rounds

OH HE STUNNED HIM AGAIN
HE IS HURT RIGHT NOW

How do I achieve this look nattily?

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its BT kino

youtube.com/watch?v=guiquGrKXPY

Thank the UK

how did kebab scored it a draw

how the fuck is this even possible

>Couldn't even finish Pooriah

everyone wins the rematch

10-8 Dustin
10-9 Dustin
10-9 Max
10-9 Max
10-9 Max

It was a close fight, it's not out of the question.

Look at the scorecards, Max outlanded Dustin in total and significant strikes. Max also locked in a tight d'arce towards the end of the 4th, which counts for something.

JOE: HE'S HURT. HE'S HURT BAD. STOP THE FIGHT. THE REF NEEDS TO STOP THIS.
DC: OH WOW AMAZING RECOVERY, GLAD HE DIDN'T STOP THE FIGHT

not you
*heems you*

kelvin was so retarded for aping izzy and having his hands down at his waist
What in the actual fuck was he thinking, his boxing coach must've been mortified. Also he shouldn't have ignored his corner for 3 rounds and just gone for the takedown like they told him to.
As far as I'm concerned Kelvin threw the win away completely. Israel is still a meme until he heems bobby or yoel

What if there’s a drawl?

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>Israel is a meme unless he literally becomes Champ
user are you feeling OK

>As far as I'm concerned
why do you think anyone cares what you think? your opinion on Izzy or any other fighter doesn't matter at all outside of your head; you have 0 influence on anyone or anything. it's futile to act like an elitist snob about a guy who doesn't even know that you exist.

mcgregor would have won if he didn't tap by accident

>kelvin was so retarded for aping izzy and having his hands down at his waist
that's how he always fights you retard

I hope he gets canned

>Max throws a combo that lands on Dustin's arm
>HES HES HURT DUSTINS HURT STOP THE FIGHT HES KILLING HIM IN THERE STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT REF STOP IT NOW HES DEAD BY GOD HES FUCKING LYING DEAD IN THE OCTAGON HIS WIFE IS CRYING HIS DAUGHTER IS FATHERLESS STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT HES HURT JESUS FUCK CALL AN AMBULANCE HES ROCKED

I inferred a mental tap

Gastelum won the story of the fight

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all Reddit btw
Kelvin felt the tap

she's got nice juicy thighs

Adesanya won the decision
Gastelum won the fight

Cool pat yourself on the back tonight then

What's the cutoff number for casual? First event I stayed up for was 100 and I've watched all but like 5 since but I think that's a bit caz myself

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If she was a boy she'd be a 10/10 twink

Then he lost the next 3 after he gassed himself.

235ers are casuals, 234ers are elite tastemakers

>im gonna try and take down max like 10 times
>gets himself chocked out

If you didn't watch UWFi, you're a casual

Its kino
youtube.com/watch?v=C3mQIPk0kjk

Max only hurt Dustin in round 3. Every other round was clearly Porier unless you judge fights by stats like some nerd.

He didn't get dropped either, he slipped and Joe's like
OHHH HE SLEPT HIM, MAX POURING IT ON

He literally dropped Dustin in R1

this shit is geoblocked homeboy

Max got beat up and was a bloody mess

Rogan? More like gay lol

Jones murders Israel and it's not even close

So
The UFC heavyweight champion is black
The UFC light heavyweight champion is black
The UFC interim middleweight champion is black
The UFC welterweight champion is black
What is it about wh*tebois that makes them biologically incapable of fighting?

He slipped brainlet. Even so Porier clearly won round 1.

Reminder that Paulo "Natty" Costa would unironically end the Israel meme and add another notch to his 100% finishing rate

Still permanently busted his right eye. It's just a cosmetic problem but it looks bad

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he dropped him with a check up, the meme Mac couldnt hurt Dustin is so false

>t. Cuck

They are cutlets.

Whatever you say Joe

Poirier, Khabib, Whittaker, and DC are all white

side note: you have to be mentally ill to constantly view everything through race

>dc
>jones
>black
Pick one

Based and Borrachinhapilled

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BJ Penn in his prime has the GOAT all time chin

Debate me

He took a bajillion punches directly to the head, dude.

He probably doesn’t recognize his son or have any memory of his title reign at this point.

He obviously is biased, he naturally would have preferred to face Holloway, it would have been a bigger fight.
It was the plan, just look at the face of Dana White when he put the belt on Poirier.

>jon beats up another middleweight
imagine that

Max 3,4,5

he got robbed

Sorry but we Reddit now, everyone pre-USADA is a dirty disgusting cheater and their careers are nullified

>Slavs, mutts, lightskin niggas
Amazing who wh*tebois will claim is actually one of them to avoid total irrelevance

That was definitely a slip

you're the fat self-hating pajeet aren't you

American blacks aren't black though

For sure my guy

Did anyone see Rush throwing a tantrum in the crowd when his dad was getting BTFO? Max is a retard for bringing his son out to this shit

YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE HIM

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It is what it is xD

I saw it on your twitter

But Dustin hits harder.

To be fair I think adesanya vs costa would be an interesting match up. Gastelum would get on the inside and throw 1 or 2 punches and let israel go. There were a few times where once he got in and threw his initial punches Israel was open to more and instead of chaining punches together and throwing combinations he would either let israel go or he himself would slip out of range. Paulo Costa has shown good pressure and combinations and is also bigger.

You didnt my guy

santos beats them both

>tfw you're Max
>wake up the next morning with your fresh CTE stewing in your brain
>Rush is giving you shit about your loss and how he wishes Khabib was his real dad
>this plays
youtube.com/watch?v=rYrPDTQ4-l8

Tren hard, eat clen

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Did you Dustin celebrating with Theo Von when he exited the cage. I didn't they were boys

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if you think thats my twitter you need to seek professional help

Rewatched Poirier vs Holloway II
First round: starts even, Poirier pours it on 10-9, maybe 10-8 Dunstin

Round 2: Smacks has recovered, pushes pace for lost for he round, Dunstin lands a couple good shots but still Smaxs round

Round 3: back and forth, smacks takes over late, 10-9 Hollywood

Round 4: the peaches are ripe 100% but Dunstin is trying to stall, sMax gets some distance and starts piecin Dunstin up until getting busted open with a knee 10-9 smacks

Round 5: Dunstin controls the round mostly, is landing hedger shots at the end 10-9 peahead

So, with some quick napkin math I’ve got it 46-46 tied drawl

>whitaker pulls out out at the last minute
>bah gawd its nick diaz
>pieces up Israel 50-44
>stockton motherfucker!
>rides off into the sunset never to be seen

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Bangkok khalil vs Punished Walker when?

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It's your twitter

He’s a child cheering for his dad. Not exactly a tantrum
Besides, it’s good for his son to learn early that arrogance can end up having consequences

Seek help dude

Is there a webm of Kelvin taking his shorts off

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Whittaker is Polynesian.

Nick would unironically fuck memerael up but his win would be overturned when they find out he was high as shit during the fight

I'm just messing with you man you might not even be valbong

not as strong as his wife’s

Seek help

I knew Kelvin was gonna lose bros and I like him more than Israel. He just was coming off so cocky after Robert Whittaker pulled out. I was kinda losing some respect for him after he started parading with the belt.

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both from Louisiana

Why does this look like something from a 1970s sketch comedy show?

if she was a boy she’d be an unstoppable chad

Revved, rent free, obsessed

Seek professional help

That was the moment I knew Kelvin would lose

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Reminder that chadmanda absolutely mogged Cuckron last night

Walker isn't getting punished any time soon

Looks like the peaches came home to roost

tranny ramirez kek

His dad is white

he punished himself by heeming his shoulder

>Seek professional help
>Tweets 14 times a day to zero people

Did you think the Jouban fight was a robbery?

he was very mad

So I guess TyronE is still concussed

Seek help dude, you need it

same. When he angrily stormed out and tore his shorts off I got shades of Ronda and I knew he had instantly sacrificed not only the fight, but the story of the fight too

So? He looks like a run-of-the-mill hapa. Next you'll be claiming Thiago Santos is a white man

>Kron
>Berimbolo

Did you smash 2 likes today? Seek friends man, you need them.

This dude is literally the Don King of MMA
Who can stop him?

All he has to do is get on twitter, talk mad shit, and bam his fighters get money fights and title shots.

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N

but he is

Flirt somewhere else you bong faggots

He won round 2 and 3 so yeah

Seek help, you actually need it before you shoot up a school or something

Not going to lie I'd want him as my manager even though some of his antics are cringe

Have sex

Is there any hope for kelvin in winning the war?

No

>Did you think the Jouban fight was a robbery?
No and I bet on him

I think you're projecting a bit there Luke

why is his head like that?

bet the sick fuck enjoyed it. we won't see punished walker until he loses to jones

lmao

The best way of beating Khabib is pulling out some mad shit he's never seen before. I guarantee you when Kron pulls out the de la riva Khabib is drowning

What's the biggest animal you can beat in MMA?

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You can make an argument for him winning but I'm not gonna worry about fights where neither guy did a goldurn thing

looks like robbie lawler (evil version)

ur mum

Seek help

other bong is right why do u tweet so much when u have no friends ? its a mental illness u know

he landed fewer significant strikes and the strikes he landed did less damage. i thought jouban won but it's weird that he's so upset

he looks like he's from Alien except the alien is about to burst from his skull instead

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Coneheads are in rn

You could swap his chin with the top of his head and he'd look the same

I’ve got to say, this steeliness that has become a staple of Dustin’s game and has been the cornerstone of this incredible streak he’s on, has been & continues to be a sight to behold. He’s managed to come through almost insurmountable spots of offense v Justin & Max to win.

i miss him bros. he's not really retired, right?

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Seek help dude

When you're the laughing stock of a place like here, it really says a lot. When everyone hates you but you still hang around because it's the closest thing to attention you'll ever get, it says a lot. When you're in 5 different discords, have 4 different Reddit accounts, and talk to yourself on twitter everyday, it says a lot.

Seek help, actually don't, there's no helping people with your "problem" you know what I'm talking about right?

They're right, it's a mental illness you know...

fuck dude that was a sick combo, this other brit is gettin pieced up

I’ve literally had a Heem account since rockhold vs bisping I and I still just assume all brits are one person. Stfu you schizo

nick confirmed guest appearance in Bum fights season 2

vast amounts of managerial knowledge

can u just explain why u do it when literally no one ever acknwledges ur tweets lol

I thought you were calling him Valbong earlier
why is it Luke now?

if Kelvin didnt have the best chin in MMA he would have been knocked out like 7 times by Adesanya

could see myself taking one of these things into deep waters

What is the twitter?

>Dustin pulls out of the fight against Khabib
>Conor is in jail for raping people
>there's only one man who can fill the spot
>Nate comes out, immediately starts piecing Fhatbib up on the feet
>Khabib is forced to shoot and take it to the ground
>perfect
>Nate cuts through him like butter and finishes him
you know very well this would have a very high chance of happening and it upsets you, Khabib shitters

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u can tell its luke cuz he gets immensely butthurt and just says the same thing over and over or starts going into his gay fantasies cuz hes a closet faggot. starts talking about how much he likes cum n shiet in a sarcastic tone hoping no one realizes hes srs

tbf the other brit just keeps saying "seek help" and this brit just keeps responding with extended posts for some reason

I think they're both a bit bored, one Brit has volume and the other is just repeating the same combo but it seems effective

I'm confused are valbong and Luke the same person now? The personality fagging on heem is hard to keep up with

HE'S GOT THE BACK, IT'S OVER. STOP THE FIGHT. WHAT IS THE REFEREE DOING? STOP THE FIGHT RIGHT NOW.

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Discordfags are obsessed

twitter.com/lukeuidswords

i would actually buy a ppv if robbie and him fought

>day stole muh gold from africa and I will bring it back!
>we wuz kangs!

I'm literally seething everytime I hear Memebender talk. I pray every day that our lord and saviour Whittaker will shadowrealm this obnoxious faggot.

i don't know myself desu. Maybe all Brits really are the same poster after all.

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absolutely not but keep making these posts, i like them

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ur life is so small mate. u just have sperg meltdowns on discord and thats literally the peak of ur social behavior in a day lol. at least england pays u neetbux i guess

Luke appears to defend his boy valbong and pretend to be him, it's a bit strange really

Anime boys haven't realized that if if Israel beats Bobert they will make him fight Yoel.

no you wouldn't we're in the UK

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You are obsessed

>Robbie gets a W
>Ali dies
Literally perfect

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Last time he had a chance to come back he whipped his cock out on Instagram and drunktweeted Dana White about how awesome Scott Coker is

Are you the Muslim who was bragging about being on welfare because you're "taking advantage of the system" or is that the other Brit you're having a bitchfight with?

This was so incredible to me. Its not like Kelvin is a Melvin Manhoef powerhouse, he's a fat slow midget that throws the same 1-2 over and over again.

Actually insane

You just know it

>jumps above Jacare in the rankings
Why the fuck was this allowed?

seek help

and ur a friendless depressed loser who will die a virgin while dreaming of getting bummed by meaty cocks lol

Everyone calm down. There's no need for this fighting. We should enjoy the heems of others, not of each other.

Relax. What was your favourite heem from last night?

XD me too. Bet on jouban but i thought Grant edged it

>lukeuidswords
need that wu-tang basedjak

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her ass is so fucking thicc bros

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you are obsessed

Dana said he is like Conor, so that might have something to do with it. I don't hink he'll ever come close to Conor though. Way too cringy and not enough wit and charisma.

>liquid shit
>wu tang
>good rap

I liked when Anders got heemed 4 times in one round

Any chance poirier was on steroids

Dude looked thich tight and solid also powerful as fuck

Was he always like that?

Never watched his other fights

Yes Luke everyone's obsessed with you and Callan. What an achievement. Seek help mate.

Im not the guy claiming people to be white but Whittaker is half white and that's a just reality. I haven't sen Mac's dad either but I think his might be white too

DANA I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, BOOK THIS AND MAKE IT FOR AN INTERIM TITLE YOU PUSSY

>lithuanians knowing anything about rap
go back to doing whatever shitty things people do in european shitholes

I found it bizarre how that wasn't scored 10-7

Yet Rogan was adamant that Israel/Gastelum Round 5 could be a 10-7. If knocking down your opponent 4 times in a round isn't a 10-7, then literally what is? Judging is so retarded

Keep replying you obsessed discord niggers

It was kind of an unusual card in that it was really good even though it was mostly decisions

No, you're just used to see Max fighting manlets, is all

I agree my man. The leg kicks were also pretty nice.

He's quite good, been on quite a tear, his other fights were like this yes.

See I felt this way too, but I'm not sure if it's because the 2 week break of UFC cards made me enjoy this one more or if it was genuinely good.

Reddit swords is for sure a MUNSTER of an album b, except the beats are all shit and there's no hooks and the lyrics are embarassing
Oh and wu tang? Muh-muh-muh-MUNSTERS except 36 chambers has two good tracks on it

It's funny how Joe and DC were hyping up Grant because of his KO record. His UFC fights have all been lackluster and he got a lucky KO against no chin Pedersoli

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so in your village is there only one computer you all have to share?

He had to act it out because his wife and kid were in crowd watching it live

I think he trains at AKA with DC so he can't help but be positive about him
think you quoted the wrong guy

Best part of the night was when Max thought it would be another manlet handlet fight but gets cracked immediately in the fight and you could see from his face that he knew he was in the fucking jungle now

>seething cause I exposed your shit music taste
Lmao rent free

If his cardio wasn't Conor tier he would have never been dropped

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If he keeps raising his hands to fighters he's eventually going to get rekt.

Ah Lee tranes

Well if you look at it objectively, if Adesanya didn't drop Gastelum, he wouldn't have won those rounds.
So who really won the fight?

Forfeit is a legitimate win

His cardio was fine, he just wasted it by constantly whiffing the same shots over and over again

The guy is literally a terrorist, and I'm not saying that racistly. He was a member of a militant org in the US before eventually snitching on them to the feds. Look into it

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so how often do you have to whip goats to turn the wheel powering your comp?

How will Discordfags ever recover?

That nigger ran away from him for 15 minutes and nobody threw any strikes. Jouban won 30-24 via devastating octagon control

Sounds like a top tier cardio to me

A patriot. A patriot could stop him.

>Obviously I feel bad for battering him to death but it is what it is. Shit happens. #AndNew

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Yeah he was also cornered by his boyfriend, Justin Willis, but they completely glossed over the fact that he looked bad in those fights. It was almost like they didn't watch them and they just looked up his record on tapology

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>devastating octagon control
Agree 100%, the closing distance landed all night

Wrong, he was just facing a pencil dick point striking faggot with zero power.

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>zero power
how did he nearly finish him in the fifth then

I wanted to doof scorpina so bad

Gastelum literally just slipped and fell over, he didn't almost finish him lmao what are you watching

Adesanya knocked gastelum out by way of rogaine saying he got knocked out

>watches anime in ur path

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that mic isn't even plugged in wtf

Strikers with power don't """almost""" finish opponents in the fifth round, especially with an 8" reach advantage vs fat slow grappler

i thought things looked pretty bad for kelvin but i haven't watched it since last night
this makes sense though

>ends the Israel meme
Why did Israel duck him?
Israel is honestly a fucking joke. First he fights an unranked guy. Then he fights number 11. Then he fights number 8. Then he goes to a decision with and old boomer who is ranked 15.
Then he suddenly gets the title shot?
He jumped Costa, Cockhold (this one is fine since he has essentially moved divisions) The Chris, Jacare, And Yoel. All of those guys would absolutely fuck him up. Imagine fighting a few bums, then dodging all of the killers in your division, and have people hype you up for it.
I'm not impressed with his performance and Israel retains his meme status until his next bout.

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>sucks bbc
Heh, nothin personnel heemcels

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Do you consider Schaub more of a striker or a grappler?

Costa got dropped by hall lmao

Do you go by when they started watching MMA or when they made a heem account? Furthermore what if they were hardcore boxing fags before getting into MMA? How much casual is present in the ,justblood stream if they have dabbled in r/MMA? Asking for a friend.

reminder reddit correctly predicted the outcome of the fights
reminder no matter how many excuses you come up with the matador tamed the bull
reminder heem lost copious amounts of money betting on CTE particularly the raging Finchink and the gf losing alcoholic burger
reminder heems predictions were btfo by cazzies who picked Izzy because of a 10 second post fight dance and Poirier because he deserves it
reminder heems opinions are now worthless

undeniable facts

>4 decisions in 6 UFC fights
>"""Dangerous Striker"""

Who is the ultimate fighter?

He looks like a punished Bobby Knuckles, very based.

He is... the Hybrid.

well hes certainly got bad standup

also a friendly reminder the brit lost a LOT of money as well and now he is homeless will spend the last month of his mobile contract crying about Israel 'The Last Stylebender' Adasanya and why life is unfair

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Actually tearing up rn by how booty(get it? Booty instead of beauty lol)ful this post is

It was a temple shot and Hall slept the last guy he fought, in the 3rd round of a fight he was losing, out of nowhere with one punch

his head is no longer that slim

>i thought things looked pretty bad for kelvin but i haven't watched it since last night
they did, i was just memeing bro

>gf losing alcoholic burger
Which one

neither lmao

Ur mum

Is Israel Adesanya a MySpace Fighter?

The Last Cockbender has been ducking Askren, Nate, Nick, Cringejudo, Costa, Jones, Ngannou and Prime Schaub for months now b. Your guy is a can, face it.
israel is a meme until he FINISHES all of these guys

if im being honest, nate is actually a pretty scaring looking guy. I can understand why connor mcChicken was so spooked by him in their first fight.

He won a golf tournament today

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you are a loser

>m-m-meme
lmao

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Obsessed Discord tranny

filename

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>13 seconds in
>"yo ref im ok"
>gets slammed on the ground

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>Nathan Donald Diaz
>scary
He's a dork

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SIZEABLE MAMMARIES.
RETREAT TO YOUR QUARTERS.

its like 3 in the morning where u are and ur still seething on Yea Forums bc no one on discord (the only place in the world u have balls to speak) likes u

but im the obsessed one

lul

Watch ONE Championship

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he looked pretty scary in that image. just looked like the type of guy who genuinely doesnt give a shit wether or not you swing on him

ill watch the petro yod finals but thats about it rest of the contestants are mediocre/bad

>He doesn't fuck with smokin jo
I'm havin a gr8 big one

I don't know any of these bams but I'm rooting for my guy Andy on account of being white

keep replying obsessed discord tranny

Their smiles are almost as fake as Colby's.

keep literally losing sleep bc ur so upset about ur complete lack of online semi anonymous popularity kek

Schaub heems both of you in the story of the rematch

>years of thotting have removed the joy from nick and arianny’s eyes
>nate too autistic to touch a girl, uncomfortably holding his hands over his crotch
kek

Keep going tranny

The Diaz brothers are like the guys from of mice and men except instead of being inhumanly strong Nate is just retarded and really good at bjj

new

migrate

yodsanklai already permaflushed sower in the last event and will clear easily his side of the bracket

the other side probably petrosyan or one of the two thais,but they will probably get robbed anyway

based one doing oldscool k1 shit for the 4 billion viewers nonetheless

Please go back, you type like a faggot

Prolly pissing himself rn
Brits will never recover

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