/hoc/

calling the refs from vkg-sjs game

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I banged one of those girls

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>mfw PONS have only scored 5 goals this entire series

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/hoc/?

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She your cousin?

NO GOAL LADS. NOT TODAY BINLIN

>No goal

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MOSHI MOSHI, REFU-SAN DESU
KÖH KÖH
I WOULD LIKE TO PLACE A BET FOR UNITED STATES

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Reffs have balls, hot damn

AND FINLAN LOSES AGAIN

What the fuck, what the fuck. Paid refs

anybody else having absurd buffer every like 10 seconds

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hehe what the fuck

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>there are finns who watch meme hockey instead of the most epic elections in history

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>Finland PP
fuuuck

HAHAHA

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FUCK
ZEBRAS

women's hockey is such a shitshow

post crying finnish qts

>refpuck
lol

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Columbus where we at?

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>US now asking for penalty for goalie interference
It gets better!

If there was a burger next to me right now, I would literally kill them. Not even kidding.

youtube.com/watch?v=PUHIXi9kNy4

babcock is such a bland and terrible coach. almost sounds as dry as tavares

You wanna be friends?

Well this is disgusting.

That's 4channel's new FBI script.

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We truly find the most kino ways to lose.

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do fins really lose their composure over women's hokkei

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NY Islander master race reporting in

I really REALLY like this picture

Does he stay if the BJ's sweep the blots?

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It's better to win with a clean goal and coal.

Right call desu.

Was obvious from the beginning but women are emotional.

Where did the penalty come from?

Last night
>my avs won
>wife gave me my switch to play while Jamal took her out
Was such a EPIC night bros

>power play goal
>clean
Penalties in championship hockey are horseshit. Let them play with aggression and intensity.

Hi fren, relax and save up your energy for laughing at the blots later

It was delayed penalty for slashin/hooking coming up

>blots

>It's better to win
agreed

they should decide this with a bikini mud wrestling brawl

Chile what the fuck is wrong with you

For me, it's Patrick Burgerman.

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>texass pedos
uh

>texas posting LITERAL child porn
grim

Womens hockey sucks

>"is this the thread"

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Even if the call back was justified a call back is always an asterisk on the win.

>Hey guys hockey is really cool let’s watch some games toge-

HEY CHILE

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cmon finlan fucking score already

>shootout
rip finns

Why does /hoc/ bring out so much autism on this board

hello

>shootout in the gold medal game
Women's hockey is fucking dumb. Play until someone wins in infinite OTs.

Thank you mods

>implying you will get past Räty

we have the better goalie so surely we win

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it's not working

for what purpose mods?

No he's going wherever they offer him the most money

For sure user

:)

This is how it's done in mens WC.

>sandstorm on repeat
based

Yeah I spoke too soon

>winning a championship with a minigame
Regular season hockey is bad enough with shootouts.

CSKA Moscow?

Its not fucking fair

Shootouts are luck puck

No amount of Publix posting will save you from
GETTING SWEPT IN ROUND ONE

Avs or Die

LOL

tampa probably will take game 3.

>Team USA styling on the Finns in the shootout
It's so dead in there.

>finnish goalers

Vi lost

>best player suspended
>couldn’t win at home
S..surely it’ll be different this time

>implying

>stream is twenty seconds behind
>excitement is ruined
Might have to slow down the thread auto updater.

lmao at the ref getting heemd

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>Knight boards the ref
There you go Finns.

the state of finnish hockey

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AFLA

LOL WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FINLIN AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hey /hoc/, we’ve got the autism under control, right?

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Manually update on breaks newb

you would think that tampa plays like their form now that they have some pressure. YOU'D THINK THAT

>women's penalties
well this is going to be hilarious

Nobody cares about women's "sports" anyways.

god I hate being finnish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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NICE WAY TO THROW YOUR SHOOTOUT
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>this angry crowd
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
NO TIME FOR LOSERS
CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

hmmmmmmm

Nice shootout

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the female barkov :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Susanna why

Fuckin lol
Take me SDP

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USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

OH NO NO NO NO
PERKELE SAATANA JUMMALAUTA

Requesting webm of the last shootout.

>that hockey IQ
fucking LMAO FINLAND

The. Fuck. Was. She. Trying.

>People are gonna be talking about this for a long time
Nope. People will forget about this in a week.

>finland

that 5 (five) straight

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OOOBBSS :DDDDdDDD we FUGGED UP :DD
GONNA DRINK BEER NOW :D

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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Fuck the refs for that bullshit call.

Fuck team USA for celebrating so much and acting like this is a real win.

Robbery.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>dykepuck
Nobody here actually watches that shit, right?

>stopped forward movement
What was she thinking?

>mfw podkolzin

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WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN SWEDISH

DISUHONORABURU DISUPUREI
PERUKERE

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i already did desu
cant wait to see tampa get destroyed today

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Absolute unit. She could board me any time.

she should've trained with barkov

how do you even fucking enjoy dykepuck?

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nobody here actually passes on opportunities to shit on other hoc posters, right?

Oh man this is way too funny

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by having nothing to watch

what was she trying to do?

Endless tears on that goal taken away incoming.
They don't realize it was a fucking miracle we didn't lose on regular time, puck passing was horrendous whole tournament.

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It's still technically hockey

I don't.

PLAY THE ANTHEM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>you will never comfort your qt finnish waifu as she contemplates suicide drunk on kossu tonight while naked in sauna with 20 other qt finnish hokkei girls and all their sweaty pussies

I got to say this OT was highly entertaining

>Hedman injured
>Kucherov suspended
>Vasi leaking like a sieve
>On the road
Is it over lads?

Explain how that was goaltender interference. She was well in her rights to play the puck and it was nowhere near goalies area.

Rigsby made an effort to try and freeze the puck. It came loose and nieminen scored. How that was interference is complete garbage. Out her crease too. Finland deserved better than this shit even though they were for the most part outplayed. IIHF is crooked af and changed history to suit their agenda

ez when finland loses

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sweden was relegated to 2nd tier of the tournament so if you
>care about women's hockey
you're better off losing the finals

>womyns team did what the mens team couldnt do: beat binland

okay.........possibly based?

>blots

>Finland makes a protest
Golds ours fags

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it's fun in the sense that anything is fun when
>your team
is involved. it's not actually exciting or interesting in the slightest as a sport

The video review judges are Swedish.

President of Finland has tweeted about how bullshit decision it was to deny the OT goal.

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What's the story behind Finnish bunny ears?

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They racka disiprine

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I think the argument is that the Finnish player who struck the goalie did it while the goalie was in the goalie zone. Of course the video footage shows that situation was miles outside the zone.

The referees were probably about as good at understanding hockey as the players on the field, i.e. worse than 15 year old boys.

>women doing what they do best: complaining

>tfw the good guys will win tonight (Teds)
>tfe the bad guys will lose (blots)

People still use the term yankee? No one has said that in over a hundred years.

In Finland we use the term. Also a very popular finnish chewing gum brand is Jenkki (Yankee)

>blots

Don't worry fins. Have some cofe time
youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

>miles outside the zone
>skates were still in the crease

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Yeah, it's the biggest finnish chewing gum brand.

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Lol womens hockey refs are a joke.

If it was not a goal hiw did USA get a penalty?

>he doesn't chew two pieces of yankee bubble gum after each meal
shiggy

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Find out where refs are from. I bet they are Russian and Estonian.

Post Finnish sweets

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Fuck is this trick called?

i.ylilauta.org/b3/3fe716ca/naisten mm finaali.mp4

2 are from Canada

bing bing

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>womens refs even hold grudges while officiating sports just like they do IRL and especially with other women

pottery

refs are 100% Estonian

Germany and Canada, linesmen Sweden and Canada.

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this desu eesti is literally american's greatest ally

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>Nations that would love to screw over the US in hockey
Nah, you guys lost legit. Stop crying.

needs a chile flag

>couldn't possibly have our NWHL/CWHL talent beaten by Europeans

For shame and you know Dani Rylan had a hand in this. Pisses me off

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Hmmm
>Ref from country that just lost to Finland

Imagine being a bitch who doesn't love Tyrkisk Peber.

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texas*

>I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fulfilling than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally.

RASISMI

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2021 is Vancouver's year I swear on me mum
youtube.com/watch?v=Fco83e124FE&t=4s

Based

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Children, please... you're both right..

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I'm not seeing any americans celebrating. I thought you just won the world championship???

Female Gary confirmed

Färjestad BK would probably beat the Rangers in a seven game series.

youtube.com/watch?v=FB3-zTsw6GM

>celebrating a memeout victory
Forever an asterisk win, same with 2018

Finland got robbed

First, it's women's hockey so it's like celebrating a cup win in NHL video game. Yes you win but it's still meaningless.

Second, it was a cheap win and Finland did not deserve to get jobbed. Good for a meme but not for the sport.

deal with it yank

a >daughter
you say?
*hits pipe*

nobody actually gives a hoot about women's hockey

dykepuck is not good for the sport in general

a cup win in a nhl video game gives you a modicum of satisfaction though

thankfully nobody gives a shit about dykepuck
also deciding these games in shootouts is fucking retarded

best pickles desu

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>president of finland doesn't know rules of hockey
fucking embarassing desu

imagine how scared sam is right now lmao

So after Tampa gets bounced we got back to being anti-Teds right?

Flames in 5
Neal = Conn Smythe

hi

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SAM LOSCO BTFO

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Just got called an idiot in the Publix parking lot

based

Just got called an idiot outside of Skyline Chili

IIHF has always been bush league. Any tournament that decides a Gold medal game in a shootout is joke.

>back fat on the left
>fetal alcohol syndrome on the right

the beauty is if ted wins we can laugh at the blots but if ted chokes again he might kill himself

did you heem them

just got called an asshole outside the primanti bros shop

just got called an idiot at the sugar shack

>also deciding these games in shootouts is fucking retarded
Renting ice is expensive and they don't want to go over the time limit for women's hockey so a shootout makes the most sense

based
I have a can in my cupboard aswell.

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>Vancouver
Chinese can't play hockey

It's a win win for us either way

I tried to but I'm only 5'5" and have a short reach so they just held me back by my forehead while I swung at the air

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Americans have never heard of the hockey world cup.

just got called a fine young man outside of church

>Congrats to USA (except the lowkey white supremacists on the squad) on winning #WomensWorlds.

>No one is greater than the game.

sad

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youtube.com/watch?v=XSRWDA_hHGc

So Shannon once said women's hockey is good hockey so obviously he will post a numbers video on the women's world championship right? He can't be a dumb mouth breather correct?

>veli?

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smol peepee/10

I love ACDC as much as anybody, but this is the superior goal song

>For me, it's the Vegas Golden Knights

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gopher/10

The contact happened outside the crease you doofus.

>mfw

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>What do you mean you don't think Publix subs are God-tier?!

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I'd really appreciate it if you stopped picking on my knights, okay?
I'll have you know my hockey knowledge is just as good as any one else in the NHL, and you insulting my team is really problematic. Hockey is for everyone, you know?

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>forgot to blur out license plate
See you soon, kiddo

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C of Red(necks)

Could heem Shannon, AMA

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Thats trampa though, look at how all their fans left now that they shat their bed against teds.

Hi Yea Forums

It's time for you to apologize to NYI.

Thanks!

do you roll coal?
youtube.com/watch?v=_gcb84qn3mU

Not many latinos in the NHL either, burger

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>his mouth is being spaghettified by the soingularity

>Pongs
>Blots

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Why? They were my surprise team right from the start of the season.

rate my truck (reuploaded with my plate removed)

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Why did the Janitors delete this post?

Just reported that truck as stolen, lads

our resident cowboy deleted it because he didn't censor his plates

Floridafags who have never left Florida are the worst. They don't realize that Publix is identical to every other mid-range grocery store. Every grocery store has some form of prepared food these days ad pub subs are worse than most of them.

Feels good to be an Islebro

t. Toronto paki

nah, I always believed

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Do you and the other subway workers put on your 10 gallon hats and assless chaps and have a “rodeo” in the bed?

do it

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you guys are dicks

Excuse me, folks, but can one of you tell me how many points Sidney Crosby has in the playoffs so far?

Publix wing bar kicks ass

>no Blue Lives Matter sticker
>No sticker of Calvin pissing on the cummins diesel logo sticker
>no "He wont, Get over it snowflakes!" sticker

fake photo 2bh

Not like people can do anything with your plate. Actual boomers selling their cars on craigslist/facebook with their thumb over the license plate in pictures are made fun of for a reason.

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Can't believe MY Milwaukee Admirals are gonna make the Calder Cup playoffs for once.

Don't dox you apes

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Hockey.

Can all you European fags go suck Muslim dick or something and get off this website?

This thread is only for NHL discussion.

I've never met a finnish person who doesn't like it.

brb changing my plates

What time do you think Jeff from Long Island started tailgating today?

met a girl from wisconsin on twitter she had some fat titties and sent nudes

remeber when crosby was carried by bill in 2016 and malkin in 2017 and still won the conn smythe both years

Holy shit imagine driving around in this being completely oblivious to what a fag you are and that you’re guilty in causing reckless driving everyone around you is laughing too hard to pay attention to the road

Oh my!

>implying it's actually his truck

Buddy or duff?

too late already reported say goodbye to /hoc/

WOO WORLD CHAMPIONS USA USA ASU

Imagine believing that anyone here would actually do anything with license plate information

>started tailgating today?
>today
It was a morning game, probably started last night.

Sounds pretty true for Wisconsin. All the women here are either landwhales, slightly chubby qts with fat titties, or asian.

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It pains me to say this, but I lived in the south for a few years and publix subs are unironically very good

kek

This looks like a reddit poster's car
I bet you'd get a lot of upboats with it

Haven't been on Yea Forums in quite some time. Would one of you kind persons be able to provide me with an updated version of this image?

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Imagine posting your license plate on fucking Yea Forums, lmfao

11/10

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Lmao is this guy seriously thinking the only people laughing at his truck are Hongcouver fans?
Cope.

Cringe

Florida isn't part of "the south"

>implying i have anything to do with that faggot or his truck

dubs and i post my social security number

small dick/10

just sent him chalet delivery

Like that's actually his truck lmao

First week on Yea Forums I'm guessing?

based and redpilled

Imagine being a Canadian fan of an Atlanta team.

I wasn't in Florida, Publix operates in multiple states ya dingus

I heard that Yea Forums automatically blocks out your credit card number, expiration date and security code if you post it. Let me try:

****-****-****-****
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I hope this works or I'm fucked.

AHAHAHAA

>A FUCKING HAT

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>OMG Kadri is such a dirty player and a repeat offender! He deserves at least 7 games. That kind of behavior does not belong in hockey!

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*rolls coal past you and btfo your lungs with diesel exhaust*

nothing personnel, pardner

Hold still Albertan.

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>****-****-****-****
>**/**
>***

test

R8 my truck boys

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>trip dubs

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it was Altanta's team for 8 years. its been southern Alberta's team for almost 40.

9/10 point taken off for too few flags

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10/10

I would drive that, like legit

Isles blues final

>ਡਰੇ ਹੋਏ ਰਹੋ, ਸਾਥੀ

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password123

Pentas for nashville cup

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2038 3836 1037 2629 - 351 01/21 wow it really works

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For me it's the Columbus Blue Jackets

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r8 mine

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reminder to the jannies that /hoc/ runs Yea Forums

based

Here's the inside

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baka

copied

BASED AND CREDITCARDINFOPILLED

CRIC IS HOCS BITCH

The actual state of Pittsburgh.

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r8 my whip, also go caps

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laffs fans really are degenerate

All I see on my end is a bunch of *. It works.

Yea Forums security systems are top notch.

Yea Forums tier, but still counts for /hoc/

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unironically 10x better than the truck

is that the most luxurious truck in its class?

bN'r/10

check out my van guys

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nice

based af

Albertan rednecks never cease to amuse me

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Based

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who here /nap/

It’s true though, he is a scumbag with no talent. Marchand at least tries to be clean.

>mild unironically use a pedo van as their team vehicle

holy kek

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Are the penguins done? Is Crosby done?!

racist

The Jets are major underdogs. Bookies giving them zero chance. Are they really primed to go down 3-0?

literally the ugliest shit

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>all these posts about cars
>no posts about trains
feels bad man

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>It’s true though, he is a scumbag with no talent. Marchand at least tries to be clean.

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>someone mentions the wild
>everyone is talking about "them"

rate my ex-wife & my van

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That'll buff right out

of course

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Imagine wasting all this money for a hockey team lmao sports fans

nevermind actually THIS is the ugliest shit

pls don't

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>Basing an entire group of people based on one event a few of them did

Guy who drives that must be very low IQ.

>a fucking axe

I gotchu m8

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looks spacious

hockey in atlanta sucks ass lamo

just found out >our lesbos won the WC
get fucked fins

I like how the only guy playing defense for the pongs today, was Jack Johnson, a former Ted lol

>is Crosby done
Geez man, it’s only been three games and he’s only -4

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We had some mechanical issues with mine during this but shes okay now

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giddy up

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based and trainpilled

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Until a few years ago there were only a handful of Publix locations outside of Florida and Georgia.

Looks like the CTE is kicking in

jack johnson also sucks as a defender

and he hasnt scored or done anything remotely useful to help the team win a single game

best team in the finnish elite league so I rate 10/10

that is an old picture

I'm totes /nap/. Rock all day.

>named after Atlanta's fire
It'll never be Alberta's team.

Are you telling me that big body Gudbranson is actually.....shit?

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Yeah, and I was living in Georgia, which is in the south, ya fucking clown shoe

Ummmmmmmm excuse me sweaty, I just call things as I see it, not low IQ at all.

based

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>trying to play hokkei on the train tracks
when will poos ever learn?

but thats not >my team

clap bombs fuck moms

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crosby has done some chances but his team has been so stupid and the islanders defense has just smothered them. Bill had an empty net and fucked up in the second. That was their chance to get up in the series

Funny how gudbranson also played against the islanders as a panther back in 2016. Nothing has changed in his work ethic lmao

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not his fault he's playing with pretzel and simon m8. how many times did he set them up only to have them shoot it wide or fan on the shot

There were also few stores in Georgia. People talking about Publix are universally assumed to be from Florida.

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/cric/ NO

whats your guys favorite playoff moment from this season so far?
my favorite moment was when hornquist started chimping out.
it gave me one of those deep belly laughs that only something especially funny can give you. because in that moment i knew the penguins were going to lose the game and inevitably lose this series.
these playoffs have been pure kino so far

if it is that's the first with that md5 hash

Calgary kept the name because they were trying to get the Olympics in the city and the flames were supposed to represent the Olympic torch. the original name of our arena was the Olympic Saddledome. The Olympics finally came in '88 (and we won the cup the year after) cementing the legacy.

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whats your guys favorite playoff moment from this season so far?
my favorite moment was when kucherov started chimping out.
it gave me one of those deep belly laughs that only something especially funny can give you. because in that moment i knew the tampons were going to lose the game and inevitably lose this series.
these playoffs have been pure kino so far

shouldnt that train be on tracks?

Nah you're just retarded, enjoy getting swept by fucking ted lmao

R8 my old truck i had, im a leafs fan btw

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Kadri BTFO

my favourite moment is Kadri crosschecking Debrusk in the face

Just took a huge Pittsburgh penguins

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listen i don't know how Euros do things over there, but usually, yes

i actually have no respect at all for dykepuck

Jesus it all makes sense now

does /hoc/ approve of pickled eggs or are they reddit

Barzal getting into it after the goal with Pederson and all the islanders stopping celebrations to go fight

all food is reddit desu

imagine selling this to kids with the incorrect teams on the train

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Did you hear them RAGING the other week about how they have to shut their dyke league down because it makes no money and no one gives a fuck? Lmao'd every time I heard them bitch and complain that it was somehow the media's fault.

Like hey you dumb bitches, maybe play better?

How could the league forget the Sharks? They are original six

You mean deviled eggs?

Just don't be a degenerate about them. Put them in a potato salad or something.

Name a worse clothing material than satin.

Except horseradish

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Nope. I wrote PICKLED eggs. Check the post my guy.

There plan was to win the worlds and return as champions, hopefully get the attention of government to form a league. All that is now gone

But I don't know what that is.

i cant believe you let that guy steal my (You)s

I find it funny how many people say "it's really good hockey" but then those same people don't even bother to put their money up for games or whatever. It's like these "morally superior" types want these things to exist without any economical reason. It's a game for fuck sakes, if you can't even break even, then maybe find a more lucrative game to market.

Jake DeBASED fucking dabbing on the Laffs last night and BTFOing all of Shitronto

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Today was a win against the Patriarchy, lads

Its not even close to really good hockey either. Its like midget house.

its shameful really

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They're eggs which have been pickled, my man!

pickled anything is based

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pickled eggs are one of those foods that taste amazing when you're drunk but taste awful when you're sober

Is it Chinese or pizza tonight, laddies? Need some dinner for the games.

Only SHIT games today

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>just took a trip to CTE town
>immediately wants to get back to fucking people leafs up
DeBased is right

pizza AND wings

man i had a sudden urge for fried wontons last night

Go with a delicious hand-crafted pie from Based Gagan

Imagine naming your team after a fire that destroyed your dump of a city.

Why did you post a faked image?

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it's nor fair that the pongs have to play in the coliseum when any opponent after this gets to play in brooklyn. going to personally call gary and suggest that they replay those games desu

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Pizza m8 got a tombstone for the occasion tonight

the must have messed up and I saved the wrong one, that one is much better

The pongs should trade crosby, he deserves another shot at the cup.

Meanwhile the CHL and ECHL are crushing it because it's actually really good hockey arguably better than the NHL.

WHY THE FUCK ARENT THERE ANY AFTERNOON GAMES WHAT THE FUCK GARY

waiting for a Canadian reply tbqh

>FUCK GARY
correct

If there was ANY justice in the world all isles games would be played in nassau

>tfw too drunk to drive but nothing to eat in your house and it's only 4:30 and ur hungry

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eat my nuts for dinner then, bitch

The Chicago fire?

skip the dishes bro

gonna have to admit amerifats are experts on food m8

The eternal hockey-imp Bettman has plans, fren. He lives on the seethe, and seeks to maximize the media exposure of Jihadri and friends for delicious clickbait and advertisement revenue. After all, if you had hockey to watch, you wouldn't be sending out all of those free advertisement posts on social media!

you're shit out of luck. should've gotten some pickled eggs desu

Meditate and subsist on only a berry a day. Conquer your instincts.

take out food delivery drones can't get here fast enough

you're never too drunk to drive if you pick somewhere close by

the chl hardly even pays their players. they all live with billet families to keep expenses down.

are the penguins really this bad, bros?

onion rings > pickled eggs

it's only illegal if you get caught

They are regressing like all good teams before them. There will be relocation rumours within 3-4 years due to the bandwagon nature of the "fans"

This
I drive drunk all the time and I still don’t have a criminal record

Which leads to faster, more aggressive and more interesting hockey.

is it true in canada in some places that if youre over the limit, some cops will make you park your car and leave it overnight till your sober to drive and just give you a ride home?

order the food ya dingus

cant wait until sharia law is instituted to get rid of you degenerates

go jest!!

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I got a criminal record. I can't cross state lines.

Nah we need to stick with our eternal suffering brothers.

in the 70s yes.
now you will be absolutely crucified and banned from driving for a year. thanks, MADD

most of the teams that were good around 2010 are reaching the end of their core. >kongs >cucks >rags >cantpucks >r*ddithawks
looks like shorks and pongs soon too

I got that in northern New Hampshire. Rural areas you're not endangering anyone else so the one active cop per county doesn't really care.

drinking and driving is a lot of fun.

Tickets are reasonable because the players get paid in peanuts.

Little over an hour until we win Teds

you dont even have to be over .08 to be considered "drunk". even at a .05 they can punish you.

>user, your cheering for the Blues - right?

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it is until you spend the night behind bars at your local RCMP station. they don't even let you smoke in there anymore, it's fucked

it really is

Teded and Cockpilled

t. Ricky

It's different in every province

I had like 4 tallboys once and drove over to my ex gfs place once and got pulled over/issued a warning insanely drunk and it was probably the scariest moment in my life, lads

San Jose Sharks: A team naming contest was held, with "Blades" being selected as the winner. It was decided, however, the Blades had an implied association with gang violence, so the name was scrapped. "Sharks" was chosen as a replacement due to the large volume of sharks that swim off the coast of Northern California.

I usually drink a few beers before autocross or track days. Just helps you relax and ironically get faster lap times. It's pretty frowned upon though so it's hard to maintain the perfect buzz level for several hours.

Crosby had his most points since 2014 though, Malkin's numbers are about where they have been since the lockout, Kessel and Letang had the second highest point totals of their careers.
Who's regressing?

Your team is guaranteed cups for the next 3 years, creating a dynasty.. IF you lock yourself in a room for a straight week inhaling the yummy chocolatey fumes of these farm animals shitpipes. Do you do it?

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no I want any canadian team to win so I stop getting bullyd on Yea Forums

>4 tallboys
>insanely drunk
yeah i'm writing you a ticket for being a fucking nancyboy

i work as a pizza delivery driver and i keep the car-sign in my trunk so i can drive drunk without being pulled over

okay, fatass

4 tallboys aint so bad, you probably drove fine.

smartest man in the room

scoring is up quite a bit in general around the league. lots of players had career years this year.

>implying

new

and theres 5 indians in there asking you for smokes

galaxy brained

>working as a pizza delivery driver
>smart

do the cops in your town have x ray vision

malkin and kessel are pp babbies and are a defensive diaster at even strength.

>only a week
>you can then lay big bets down your team winning
>probably not as bad as living like a neet for months on end
Easy money.

im still in school so its how i pay my dues

Part time bartender averaging $35 an hour

Important question: do I get to fuck them?

My six inch chode couldn't reach their pussy underneath all that fat.