/hoc/

might post my cock after the game tonight

>Referees:
>Germany: Nicole Hertrich
>Canada: Lacey Senuk

This is the reason why women should stay the fuck away from hockey.

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i predict a meme win from them tonight

even if the lightning made it to the second round they would get swept by the leafs

I've got a wife a 6 figure income and have had several more life experiences than you as well. I'm also able to actually look at things objectively instead of claiming to be while being blatantly biased. I know I'm better than you and it pisses you off. That's why you have to constantly scream >blots, tampon gay, LGTBQing, etc. so you can make yourself feel better about being such a shitty person.
Hell I used to be you

the last few weeks with every sports media pundit talking nonstop about how they are the best team in history. only to get thrown out in round 1. what a crazy timeline

go knights

I'm fuckin tellin ya Brayden motherfucking Point is pottin 15 goals in this game callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck

i get black out drunk 3-4 times week

Should have kept Jordan Staal

>laffs
>2nd round

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are those tags on the helmets their names to help the learn to skate instructor identify them?

imagine, just...... living in pittsburgh

nazem kadri INNOCENT!!!

Those are rookie numbers.

he wanted out tho

I was here last week trying to find a way to place a bet against the lightning winning the cup. I didnt think they would choke this soon but I really should have put money on it. The team is soft mentally and soft physically. They cruise through the regular season but hockey changes in the playoffs.

Hedman's injury has been a huge issue. He's been on the ice for most of the goals. Those he hasn't been Ruuta has had to eat up more minutes and he's shit.

my brother used to live there, i visited once and honestly it was pretty nice

Bolts/Bruins round 2

>random mats zuccarello jersey in the bottom right
>rags

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CALLAHAN!
(Hey, Callahan!)
Alright everybody gather 'round
Ryan Callahan is here
What kind of outcome do you want?
Sweet game 3 win?
Victory in game 4?
Anything you want!
You've come to the right man
'Cause he's Ryan Callahan!

Who can take a franchise? (who can take a franchise)
Sprinkle it with dew? (sprinkle it with dew)
Take a lot of shots on goal and a miracle or two?
Ryan Callahan! (the Callahan)
Oh, the Callahan can! (the Callahan can)
The Callahan can,
'Cause he skates on ice with love
And makes the series turn good! (makes the series turn good)

curling is on

I've thought about it a lot and i'm ready to accept a blue jackets dynasty. 3-4 cups minimum in the 2020s, I reckon

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they have no chance in hell at this point

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but Stamkos is generational so surely they should defeat the butthole of Columbus

If Tampa bounces back from this the only team that can stop them is the Islanders.

kek

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Post stream. I'll watch fucking anything at this point.

uh oh

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Rome wasn't built in a day Ted

ALL THE WAY, BAY-BEE

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grim

they cant be serious right

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They should deport him desu

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if you want comedy, check out r/relationshipproblems.
>my GF blew my best friend, should I be mad?

thinking about dykes

Americans and their fucking degeneracy...

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>laffs
>implying

SWEDEN YES

How would you rate this shootout?

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>stopped forward movement
Terrible.

3, 1, 2

the average pickled egg has 7 grams of protein

for me? 10/10

cant imagine trying a move in an international tournament that barely fools peewee players at their end of the season for fun shootouts

are kids on here still doing like 2013 era greentexting

fuckin based, gonna need more pickled egg facts

will crosby add another world championship medal to his resume? yuros in /hoc/ tell me this is very prestigious

If female refs wasn't allowed it would never gone to a shootout/10
Plastic fucking whores

wood berry

3 is the only one without a fucked up face.

ayy lmao

Is the one in the middle like the female version of the Bogdanoffs?

If Crosby plays, yeah. If he doesn't, Canada won't be near a gold medal

>not taking your daily scoops

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Who are they? Keep seeing them posted in /hoc/ the last couple of days

For me, it's dating humans

TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING @ COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS

plastic instagram whores that some user is obsessed with

imagine being attracted to monsters who look like this

>Finland
>still 0 golds

Unfollowing all the instathots I was fapping to surprisingly made me happier.

They are called Russian Hockey Wives. If ya dont get one ya aint a real hockey fan.

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Oh alright, thought they were some hockey players wifes or something
Thanks

Something about a woman who knows and accepts the only thing she is good for is to be prettier up and take dick appeals to me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hockey_Wives
Basketball Wives, Mob Wives, etc. I'm not surprised this shit exists I just forgot that Canada could produce it's own TV programs.

>Some women just want to be beautiful

Wow how horrifying.

sure bimbos are a thing, but they just look like plastic goblins to me

*blocks your path*

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they are only good looking because the (((media))) tells you thats what looks good.

holy fuck these playoffs are taking years off my life. my liver is a battle heartened veteran

TOP KEK

They actually tweeted it.

twitter.com/IIHFHockey/status/1117515611968606208

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Yeah that's just kind of the point. They arent supposed to look natural. They're supposed to look "pefect"

pace yourself for god's sake

I fap to fitness whores not plastic shit. (((They))) push sticks for some reason. Fit chicks becoming more popular is the best thing social media/instagram gave the world.

Yeah I have always said the women can barely keep up with their own gender. How the hell are they ever going to ref NHL games. The whole thing is absurd.

IIHF continuing to prove how fucking stupid they are year after year.

You need to wash your linens and pillow cases every god damn day if you're going to have that in your bed.

>his crease
Top kek

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for me, its reading comments from romeo pajeets who want to see pusy and bobs

did you leave the brunette out because people kept picking her?

ok real talk here: Copenhagen or Skoal?

extremely low IQ play

You should be changing your pillow case every day anyway.

SDHL tier desu fren

dipped for almost 20 years, i hope you quit that shit soon man. That said, Copenhagen Snuff

Copenhagen is a nice city. Haven't been to Skoal.

What time should I put the pizza in

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now and set it the temp to 420 haha

thoughts?
twitter.com/FlaPanthers/status/1117470460223078401

Cope is the real deal

maybe when you are goofing around at the end of practice but not when the game is on the line

400 for 19 minutes

These....are....AMAZING!!

For me, its Mrs. K; Florida Panthers Superfan

good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine

Fuckpants have their place but that just looks like a jock strap.

bing bing wahoo tier

Because instagram fitness whores doesn't have fake tits, fake asses and are on a diet of coke and salad? You dumb motherfucker.

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>heres why doing cocaine and eating poorly is bad for you

wow i learn something new everyday

>know a guy who sells already bad coke cut with splenda
Dudes a real asshole but it says even more about the mouth breathers who buy from him.

wintergreen cope is the best dip you can buy

You can't sustain muscle mass without eating you retard. Anorexic retards aren't fitness whores.

cocaine isn't healthy?
i've been lied to!

Horrific. Pandering to nerds should be punishable by death

chewing tobacco is makes your dick bigger

Ass-less panties. I like them, but I see what you mean

That's why they don't have any muscle mass, dumbass. It's plastic, angles and lighting

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Fuck, I thought a diet of booze, coke and cigarettes was a healthy lifestyle.
What am I supposed to do now?

Which teams are the most youtube comment section?

LETS GO TEDDIES!

So you've never stepped foot in a gym?

Leafs. Easily.

Switch to Diet Coke and smoke weed 1/2 the time rather than booze

still would tbqfwy

It doesn't have to be just a dream

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Im gonna start writing articles about why huffing gas and doing meth aren't good for your health

just fuckin pace yourself bud you'll be a-okay

Can't wait to read it!

No, they made that decision lmao

imagine reading this sentence at the beginning of the season

They make diet coke? I thought blowing rails was already a diet of its own.

>diet cocaine

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I'll be a bartender in /hoc/pub

Wait, those are bad?

hoping for blots just to have a series

I'll sell chewing tobacco on /hoc/ island

shall team with you and be a cook for us

isnt marijuana worse for your body than alcohol? at least alcohol doesnt kill your ambition. no one who is successful smokes weed on a regular basis.

Take a roll of Copenhagen snuff m8

It's made with low octane gas instead of diesel.

I'll be a neet

Enjoy the u’s lad

What brands of beer will you be serving?

lmao that's quite the mental gymnastics

Fuck the lightning~
With a rake~
OW!

if youre like ted who just goes to class and comes home to get stoned everyday, yeah. That "productive stoner" stuff is just people who smoke weed every now and then

1 large miller lite tallboy pls sir

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Well guys I went for pizza on the recommendation of my American friends in the last thread.

I wanna apologize to anyone I gave lip to, it was an excellent recommendation

@92079794
All (You)s gained from that post are hereby decalred null and void for being such a terrible post

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You can go ahead and erase the pongs

based Gagan doing the lords pie work

how do they determine the %?

snuff hits a lot harder but long cut seems to stay together in your lip so much nicer. long cut cope wint is my all time favourite to pack a lip with.
Grizzly is good also but we can't get it up here because our government is run by faggots

wheres the unsubscribe button

>surprisingly

Yeah, I just like the snuff because it’s the most potent but you pay for it

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Alcohol absolutely kills my ambition. I drink a bottle of Vodka per day and when I'm drunk a feel like a millon bux, invincible, the world is my oyster.

When I wake up the first thought through my head is I want to kill myself until i get more booze.

Zoomer fucks and your fancy drinks.

>unzips dick

yeah bud, g'head and press it, i dare you

Boston pizza or pizza 73?

nice retort sir smokalot

ever try packing a lip full of beech nut? it will put you on your ass in a snap

Sounds like you are an alcoholic

this is why i drink non alcoholic beer. it allows me to be social and always have the upper hand near the end of the evening when everyone elses iqs drop by 30 points.

that's an easy fix, just keep drinking

moneypuck.com/predictions.htm

aint over until its over. I like the isles chances, but they gotta play like they did the last 2 against the pongs

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That's called withdrawal. You are dependent/addicted to booze.

the Hut my nigga

I stuffed that crust, boy, for free

You don’t get anything for free, remember that boi

Used to do this, but it tastes like absolute ass.

so you didnt get gagan?

finland you need to explain
youtube.com/watch?v=uGD_KfvJorI

>being ambitionless is the same as having liver failure
enjoy dialysis alchy

I dont know why people acting like alcoholics or potheads who sit in their rooms and houses all day and drink/smoke not having any ambition is a new discovery, like yeah over time thats going to fuck with you if its a routine. No shit it does

closed on sundays bro

best goal of the playoffs? I want to give it to eberles today

Great job detectives. You've solved the case.

Btw i just bought 150$ worth of weed. The only reason i still smoke weed is to nurse my hangovers.

I've tried beech-nut before, it's pretty good

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Are the islanders based?

*cracks*
*sips*
Ready for the games lads

did you crack open a bangs?

>nurse my hangovers.
Nigga hangovers are just dehydration and malnutrition/vitamin deficiency. Drink water and fatty foods. Can't help you with the shakes and sweating though.

which game we watchin?

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If the jets dont win i lose my rent money

checked
quads of readiness

based and sippilled

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my favorite
teds ofc

I watched true detective once must have rubbed off

The only one on for a half hour

no news on kadri suspension?

in person hearing tomorrow, newslet

Checking in and checking quads lads

Should I ask the cute Swedish girl at work if she wants to go out sometime?

Islam is a religion of peace so he should only get 1 game max if the Jews weren't in charge

I'm ready to watch Part Three of Ted: An Ohio Redemption Story, Brought to (You) by Publix.

so what happens if the isles do sweep? Is it gonna be like chiraq elimination day

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>no hedman no kucherov

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Only if she laugh at your jokes

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Ted Dead Redemption II

dunno, but eagerly awaiting the supercut image

honestly the perfect game for ted to be ted and lose

Hedman has been playing injured and they're honestly better without him.

Teds - Blots draws all the dimes

Are you just going to ignore the Kucherov part?

Truly, he is the hockenboomer.

He hasn't been great either but he hasn't been a huge liability.

Based ted

has anyone else ever donated to that trash site

if the pengs can somehow rebuild their defense i think they have one more run in them. like 4/6 of what the have now has to go. that forward group should at least get them a wild card.

HOLY KEK 4.58 GAA FOR VASILEVSKU HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>.830
ha ha ha ha

holy shit hockey is finished

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>4.58
>The Big Cat

more like small kitten lmoa

F

that was a decade ago hockey still isnt finished??

What brewskies did you boys just crack?

shoo

what does this come out to in procents?

>got banned for posting some faggot's liscence plate
*ahem*

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>implying we care how popular hockey is

Lehner>Vasy

>please notice me rich white man sport!

Shoo shoo, not for you

underdogs > pointbabbys

bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. this stuff will make you god-dammed sexual tyrannosaurus. just like me.

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Teds going 3-0 series today lads.

Red man is for people who cant even handle skoal.

what the fuck is wrong with the sound

why do i feel like she has really wide eyes and a hook nose

thats racist

>Fuck the canes
>Fuck Tom Dundon
The sweep continues

Just bought tickets for game 7 in Tampa

is snus a safe alternative to chew?

FINLAND SEETHING

I've practically lived in the gym for the past 6 years.

post them

BOS-TOR is the real SCF

>Killorn running the goalie
Goddamn Tampon are dirty mental midgets

safer than regular chew? Yes. Will it still give you mouth cancer? Also yes.

word sven

Get some Zyns my dude

Uncanny, like sentient automatons

Reminder that the 2019 Stan lee cup champions are Canadas team aka the Toronto Maple Leafs

save the lungs, beat the gums

>this pp
Shoot tha puck!!

Snus is best tobacco, just do it bussy

>non white garbage trying to get our attention again
Man it feels good to be the only white sport on Yea Forums lads

"it's been a long time, general."

only REAL Canadians will recognize this guy. NO cheating!

NO cheating, guys!

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wtf is that Trudeau?

Sod Crosberry

Josh anderson is a fucking beast. Perfect playoff player

Don't forget to visit your Ohio Buick dealer.

Rare pic of young Mcdavid that Bettman doesnt want you to see

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shannon is a boy?

who the fuck would sell this lunatic a rifle.

I thought David Hogg was anti-gun wtf

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GAAAAAAAAAARRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I went to my girlfriend I told her "hey I'd like a little pussy"

She told me "me too, mine's as big as a house"

Imagine this long faced weirdo was the last thing you ever saw lmao wew what a way to go

If dubz CBJ wins 1-0 in 4OT

worse is his parents who thought it wasnt odd their autistic savage of a son had access to firepower like that

>missed by one

yep, tampa in 6

If singles TB sweeps in 6

fucking FINALLY time for the main event, been waiting all day.

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>280 posts
>Zero lgbtning fans

hey, did you guys know that bolts tied the RS record with 62 wins?!
firest time hearing that

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Been away from /hoc/ for a while, glad to be back! Havent been up to date on the playoffs but excited for my Bolties at least! Speaking of which, how about that kucherov huh? Insane point total this year! I bet hes been lighting it up in the 1st round so far

what if fans started throwing random pucks onto the ice

As many lightning fans ITT as in Florida.

real talk: what went wrong?

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what if people started playing with knives

>Shorks vs Knights
>Game of Thrones
>NBA Playoffs

WHAT THE FUCK DO I WATCH!?

If lightning get btfo tonight their GM should literally suicide

is cale makar like another quinn hughes? i haven't seen him play

Reminder that Chicago was the top team in the west and we didn't hear Chelsea Dagger ONCE in the playoffs

sharks knights you fucking mongloid. fuck those other two

ThAT WAS ANALSLIME'S YEAR!!! WHY COULDN'T THE BLUES BEAT FUCKING NASHVILLE?!

sounds like you should fuck right off

Nashville got refpucked into the final to remove the threat from the pens

LOVE playing 5 finger fillet with the knives i bought off of /hoc/'s resident knife salesman

like roblox?

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>Game of Thrones

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This black guy is just doing his own shit with those songs yeh

well the shorks knights game will have more violence than GoT

>Game of Onions

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Odds watch Jets, evens Bolts

delicious

When you think about it, is /hoc/ really anything more than falseflaggers falseflagging as falseflaggers?

Haven't been here in a while it seems theres a new word filter

OHL Playoffs

nashville saved us from chiraq at least, so theres that. Not my issue because rinne shat the bed in games 5 and 6

>new
it's been like 2 years

Was referring to the ducks

Nah she's cute. Face covered up because Yea Forums

there is newfags mixed in there who are legitimately upset by falseflaggers. like Randy from Raleigh

The Anaheim cucks got reffed into the finals, Nashville wouldn't have beaten the oilers desu

Gibson died in game 3 I believe. Too much from the Oilfucks.

blues jets gamethread

>reffed
>3-0 lead
>gives up 3 goals in 3 minutes
>completely gives up in game 7
Ducks won that series fair and square

shut up anaheim. attend your playoff games

That didnt help but then bernier did fine until game 7. Game 6 was straight refpuck.

Based and inclusive NBC not calling it the "Womens World Championship" and instead "World Championships" because no matter what gender or creed you are, ALL hockey matters #respect

My wife’s boyfriend loves hockey!

???
Dumbshit

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hockey karlsson netminder

my husband's daughter n i are watching our jets start the comeback tonight!!

show me game one of the WCF again. that place was still empty

IT WAS IN!!!!

you can watch got live before sharks/knights i believe. the jazz/rockets will have to be during the intermissions desu.

>dumbshit

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son of a bitch is dug in like an alabama tick

Obviously GoT you fucking casual

>LA traffic
>People outside eating because Honda Center is fucking awesome with many shops and stuff near by
>Everyone manages to make it for the puck drop

Mexicans don't give a fuck about the US National Anthem.

>he said show the crowd you dumb beaner, not the first two rows

back to that cesspool

>its full
>dumbshit(s)

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>posts a half empty arena
top kekkarony

>everyone makes it for puck drop
I'm a duck bro and no no they dont but they do fill in about halfway through the first and have decent attendance numbers. Anyone complaining is a knee jerking faggot who doesnt pay attention.
Cant argue with a blind man

>current players are so unlikable everyone wears selanne jerseys

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Fuck Yea Forums but GoT is kino

Based on NBCSN advertising, only old type 2 diabetics that need oxygen watch the hokkei

hating popular things is a meme but i have a genuine hatred for GoT "fandom"

>Alberta fag so unlikable he literally pisses on his own arena

>t. Someone perry or kesler bullied

Rome is better

t. seethings spics

that was one fan. beanerheim is always empty and soulless in honda

>t. Has no counter

trip on bracket

come on we got likeable players (not the user you replied to)

also Sam Steel is a stud (Edmonton boy)

sam steel getting taken by the seattle sockeyes LAMO

>GoT is kino
fuck off

>who arena reeks of piss
>i-it was 1 person
>meanwhile anaheim is max comfy and full
Good to know even when >we arent in playoffs /hoc/ is still seething.

TED

TED

TED

TED

OHIO

TED
E
D

so what hes still a swag mo fucka
dont take no shit

>Tampa G1Y

No you

ONONONONO

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SAM BTFO

i bet ted is there now. just losing his fucking mind

>canada is a hockey coun-

My post is

>publix
>sam

of course, people are more interested in watching one of the greatest chokejobs in sports history

>Bronze

nah

>jets

who /ted/ here?

all niggers must fucking hang

>standings

so what if the teds DO pull it off? Are tampa posters forever banned from here?

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found ted behind the jackets goalie. huge white blob. looks like he's sitting on two seats.

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"You guys are playing 'ockey or you're going for a bike ride?"

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it would be up there with 18-1 for memorable choke jobs in sports

This

Calm down morrisey. I'm fookin' your grandma while playing with those marshmallow nips and lumpy dumpy bum

They'll self-ban. This is on par with 28-3 posting in terms of memetic potential. Not only do the blots look like they might lose, they look as if they might get cleanly swept by the fucking teds. 7-1, 28-3, 18-1 will have a new brother in the pantheon of numerical codes which banish members of this board to the eternal realm of seethe.

>callagoon

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this is just embarrassing. tampa should forfeit the next game.

Lightning hahahahaha

For a split fucking second I forgot what 7-1 was. Makes me remember how irrelevant soccer is. This entire teds team could just pull a 2012 kings

>have the best rs record in fucking decades
>that translates to a single period of good playoff hockey

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>tampon gay

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i love this

oh my god
tampa is finished

is this literally the 2012 canucks tier garbage we are looking at?

BLOTS HAHAHAHAHAHA

>MANLET BAY

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fucking lmfao, it's crumbling

For me, it's Ronja Savolainen

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Nothing will ever beat 18-1.

>BLOTS

no this is WAY worse lmao

based blots taking the heat off of >us

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>Tranpa Gay LBGTning

>WHAT THE FUCK DO I WATCH!?
Your mirror, while you shot yourself through your fucking head, cocksucker.

That looks like a woman who could take a punch.

true, because vancouver at least kept it close somewhat. This is just a complete assjob from a 62 win team for fucks sake

imagine getting 62 wins for this

cringe

Well, even if you hadn't remembered, the banner would have reminded you eventually.

>I wonder what her box smell like

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Holy fuck it's actually happening

those are some amazing eye lashes

yo WTF I thought Tampa was supposed to be good

For me it's blonde ponytails poking out the back of helmets and bobbing around the ice

kys faggot

so is this the first time the presidents trophy winner has been swept?

>people actually had faith
>in a hockey team from Florida

You people are fucking stupid

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post her feet

>rags

reminder that the rags will not get panarin this offseason :)

So /hoc/, is Yhdysvallat based or cringe?

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Chicago got swept by nashville

Most talented defender in womens hockey and fit af

Is there a bigger fraud than Jon Cooper out there right now?

What the fuck is Yhdysvallat?

spot the difference

2018 vs 2019

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Can any tranpa fans that haven't already offed themselves tell me how the hell Jon Cooper has a job?

>yfw three (3) teams get swept in the first round
lmao

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kucherov and point are both fucking regular season padstatting babbies

It's where you're from, burger

exceedingly cringe

>we're about to have three 3-0 series on the 5th day of playoffs

Finnish for United States

>members of team USA are fully aware that Finland actually won so they are taking it upon themselves to congratulate the finns

there hasn't been nearly enough >rag posting in here
>in my humble opinion

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watch tampa win game 4 in cheek fashion just to lose on home ice

There's more memes in the left one

>choke against the pongs in the ecf
>choke against the caps ecf
>get btfo by ted
he has to be fired right

Where the fuck is the physicality. These clots are pussies. Hit someone

have to strip the C off of stamshit too

the metro is his bitch

>rags

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have sex

I don't see how he wasn't fired two or three years ago when they didn't even make the ploffs

>record breaking regular season
>swept by the fucking teds in the first round
HAHAHAHA FUCKING TRAMPA

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>watch lightning players
>it's over

The palyers' moral and spirits are completely crushed

injuries iirc. isles should've made it in over the laffs but I cant complain about the past.

>attempt fornication

cause they could blame stamkos's leg back then

>elicit procreation

>have to strip the C off of stamshit too
Is he the heir to the choking throne when Joe Thornton retires, or has he already usurped it?

I'm no Tampa fan but at least they have a Stanley Cup in the past 26 years

I'm gonna need some >blots pics soon

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match

youtu.be/6DXkASCYn2I

>a rigged stanley in their favor

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Thorton isn't the C for the sharks.

Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

i mean yeah, they did.

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hes useless even with his legs

not anymore he isn't. he got it stripped

teds will win a playoff series in your lifetime
post yfw

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BASED

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Imagine having zero stan lees, total.

WILD
WILD
HORSES
COME TAKE ME AWAY

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got is super normie and don't normies have lots of sex?

sams tied it back up

>I was not prepared to Rock
I am, however, fully erect and ready to Salute

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Funny how Tampa Bay just seems to have given up, even though it's just 2 goals and an entire period left. They have to be the most mentally weak team in the history of the NHL.

The only thing that would make this even better is if the Teds get swept by the Bruins afterwards so TB can't even claim they lost to a team that went on to accomplish anything

yes, am normie and have tons of unprotected sex with r*ddit sloots while watching game of incestual rape

Now sweep the leg

what the fuck is happening right now

this same unironically desu senpai

have to imagine Jon Cooper gets fired immediately after tampa loses this series

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I want to have sex with ribbit sloots too!

Why am I watching /hoc/?

Friendly reminder that Tampa is >rags south

just gotta keep making the penguins work into a shoot

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blots are soulless and rely on skill. which is why they always get dicked in the playoffs.

Not even a coaching problem. Tampa's stars are no shows when facing adversity

>came from night shift
>tampons
>pongs
I'm laffin, can't wait till >we will fuck it up once more

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because you want to have sex with men

Stamkos is NOT worth his contract.

We're having a clearance sale
North, South, East and West

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I tried once because I thought I was gay, but when saw the other guys cock I was just disgusted and grossed out.

are you
>holy mackerel
or
>holy mackinaw

>tampa on the way out
>pittsburgh on the way out
now if tronna can get their head out of their ass and take care of boston all the bad guys will be gone 1st round.

>Binnington grabs onto Big Buffs leg
What the fuck, why

not even... at least the >rags got to a conference final in recent memory

He got a contract extension one week ago. Red Wings didn't fire Scotty Bowman after the 95-96 season.

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Based came to your senses user

bowen is overrated, no offense.

>laffs
>good guys

>boston
>bad guys
Lel no

for me? it's holy buckets

mackinaw for sure

>all those cheap shots to buff
kek bet he didn't even feel them.

>boston winslol is good

HOLY FUCK TURN ON CNN!!
LAINE JUST DID A THING

who is bowen

JETS

fartnite

Lol wtf wrong with the bloos? Were they frauds all along?

underrated yee haw

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PATRIK FORTNITE SCAAARS AGAIN

FORTNITE INTENSIFIES

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I take back EVERYTHING I have said bad about Laine. He has unbusted himself

>tfw btfo but at least won two cups unlike tampon gay

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kys schizo

but his team is choking every single year

nice shot desu. bennington is SHOOK

Bennington shook?

>CBJ actually did the stupid meme where they don't score for 40 games to be a non-factor
>then unleash the beast in the playoffs

Who's going to be reflecting on this 30 years later?

>laine
doesnt waste energy showing off during regular season
scores timely goals in playoffs
helps team win when it matters
>matthews
padstatter only scores regular season
soft
invisible during playoffs
helps team lose

its not even a debate lads

>comparing Jon Cooper to Scotty Bowman

>Bloose

hahahah and you fucerks thought the Jest were going to go down 3-0

>comparing pooper to bowman
get the fuck out

no one beats the jets three times in a row

>two cups
Why doesn't the mods do their ''''''''job'''''''' and ban these fucking zoomers?
I would give him one more season.
Red Wings and Yzerman were considered chokers since the late 80s you zoomer cuck.

Slow down there brevjik

NEW

>implying Scotty Bowman had zero success prior to coaching the Red Wings
>implying Jon Cooper is at all comparable when all he's done is lead overhyped teams to massive choke jobs

Sunbelt cock causes brain damage

Holy fucking edge lads

don't try to understand lappaspeak. It's an incredibly complex and fucked up language. I'm pretty sure the finns created it just to troll the rest of the world.