JUSTE

>tiger wins masters
>slippool vs arabs
>nba playoffs

hell fuck, i just watch some random french clubs playing football, the fuck really ?

yes

is there some stream for this one?

acestream://5b4ccfac2a1db06b8d01a4da0de1becaabcbb746

>kekhrer

>kelel

who's the white guy that took the freekick?
also
>kehrer

WIN FOR MY ACCA

pepe

>kehrer

got 400 bucks on the 1.2 paris dnb lel
it's at more than 1.8 now, wonder if i should put a bit more

>pépé

GET FUCKED

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dirty nigger loses the ball, dirty nigger scores

>pepe
that will be 185m

P
E
P
E

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stupid lyonnais, lille getting points is bad for lyon

what a retarded ball loss
dude should kill himself at this point

which Club de Foot does liruposter support

JUSTE

MOUSSA RAZEH

he's a retard, always looking down at the ball, never passing at the right time, loses the ball, etc....

Some provincial losers

just tuned in, who are we shitting over my fellow frenchmen

>dagba
this is why PSG will never win anything in europe

dagba, some zoomer ngubu

Some 19yo kid

Diaby is so braindead, I'm frankly amazed.

it was diaby i think

Verratti is wasting his talent in this team.

ah yes, dagba is lighter

Is Mbappé growing a Durant?

is Pepe the real deal?

ALLEZ MALHERBE ! (life is suffering)

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indeed he's not made a fast attacking team, he's too slow

the next ronaldo la

He's le pacey black lad #164816502619562

what?

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PSG is a possession team, dumbass.

he's fast, pace and has quick feet
his speed is high, too, and can run at a great celerity

that'll be 150 millions please

Nice touch faggot

only because the opponents are jackshit you cunt, ALMOST ALL PSG's goals in open play in the champions league happened during fast transitions from the defense to the attack

what's the deal with Yea Forums's guy stavitski? I asked a finn a month ago and he didn't know

Verratt is so good, the ball is glued to his feet.

The hell you doing
It was 4 vs 2

>niggers

The deal is that he is shit

I want Tuchel to leave, he is incompetent, he showed it against United, he's showing it again. the opponents can only score with counter attacks yet we play very high and this time to make it worse PSG has one less player, making lille's counter attacks even more effective.

How good is the Lille goalkeeper? It's not very common to see a good black goalkeeper

HAHAHA

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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MDRRRRRRR
OH NON NON NON

>that defense

it's hillarious to think their goal is to win the CL

oh look a Tuchel boy being responsible

Is Tuchel the one telling Diaby to embrace his ape and lose the ball in the most retarded way possible?
Is Tuchel the one telling Kehrer to pass to Lukaku?
Is Tuchel the one telling Buffon to pass to Lukaku?
Is Tuchel the one telling Kimpembe to flail his arms?

go post in another thread dumb casual

OH LÉ LÉ
OH LA LA

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

OH LÉ LÉ
OH LA LA

ha yes, let's not mark the opponent's forward when they're 15m away from the goal, what could possibly go wrong?

their goal is to sign good players and win the CL.

I'm so sick of Kehrer's gay face.

those fuck ups happening because of the way PSG played. literally looking to score for no reasons at all. scoring one goal would still have forced United to score 3 goals.

oh he appoints the players on the pitch btw. now shut up.

>oh he appoints the players on the pitch btw.
wHY DoeSNT TuCHEL PlAY NsoKI OvER KeHRER

Would be an even bigger embarrassment if they faced Barcelona.

PSG should just stop trying and park the buss at thispoint

imagine, you spend like 400 millions to buy neymar and mbarp, you start your season full of ambition, trying to win the cl, and 45 games later you're let trying to not slip away with an offensive squad made of Choupo Moting

IT KEEPS HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kek

what happend?

BASED BASED BASED

>PeeSG

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IT NEVER STOPS

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MDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
REGARDEZ LE HAUT DE LEURS TETES
REGARDEZ LE GAYBOY KEHRER

oh vey it's anover remontada

tuchels finished

>United we're lucky

Is nerman watching?

ok nevermind i just read up on it

Can Lille pull a Spain on PSG?
Bernat red card. PSG falling apart in the second half

are you laughing yet?

>Pepe
hahaha get fucked cocky nigger

plus 2 players injured in 1st half

>Mbappé
fraud

>mbappe
This guy is exposing himself

>He doesn't rate Areola

JUSTE BAISE MA MERDE EN HAUT FAMILLE

Imagine trying to damage control a 4-1 loss to LOSC

I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN

>Draxshit trying to get sent off

>Draxler

Yeah should have mentioned that as well

>Lille of all clubs making me rich
thanks based Lillois, I knew I had to bet on them winning considering PSG's lineup, great odds too

thanks friendo

Veratti need to stop waste his talent at this club

>a high IQ sandnigger

PSG are going to win the league anyway so what difference does it make?

for fuck shit that pass...

Boufal?

Cope

>Diaby
overdribbling nigger, learn to read the game.

>implying the slipping hasn't begun

nobody rates draxler, why is he playing at PSG? I hope they didn't pay anything for him.

No problemo

Based Verratti getting booked for some reason

>20 years old Mboop has to manage Verrato's nerves

Where's Rafael Leão?

Basé.

welp, guess i just lost 400 bucks, don't think i'll ever bet on psg again

>betting on a team with this lineup
why can't you be as smart as the sandnigger?

5-1 hahaha

OH NONONNONONONONONONON

IT'S RAINING GOALS HAMDOULILAH

It's a good day

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PSG

ahah holy shit, they're not even trying anymore now, literal training session move

MDRRRRR
REGARDEZ LE GAYBOY CHIMPEMBE

now this is real football

La manita

>CL winners 2018/19

>that hair
wtf is Kurzawa trying to convey here?

KURZAWA IN TO SAVE THE DAY

>MON VISAGE QUAND

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Tuchel needs to move to a real club

Never thought Areola could reach a new level of shit

Hahahahahahahahahaha

>Diaby
>Dagba
>Kurzawa
>Kimpembe
>Kehrer
>Draxler
>Buffon
>Choupo-moting
out, out, out!

>poo ass g

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is there a single white player in lille's squad?

No wonder the Qatari are looking for another team to buy, PSG are doomed. Roma is gonna get real gud next year boys, prepare yourselves.

imagine being french hahahaha

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I counted 2 I think

what's the point of money if you're going to sign shit players?

lille aren't a bad team. if they keep their players they could do well in the CL next year.

imagine the smell of garlic and cigarettes haha

>if they keep their players

not gonna happen, that's the whole story of French teams (and other farmers ones) in history

>when the farmers fight back

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C'EST FINI
MDR

>garlic and cigarettes while ivory vanilla body lotion coming from congolese
wew paris 2019 must be one hell of a smell

WE NEARLY GOT RELEGATED LAST SEASON AND LOOK AT US NOW, SHITTING ON PSG

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Based flemish farmers

They're in debt, so selling at least Pepe will be mandatory.

>oui

Farmers... RISE UP

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>Par15

>oui

>la cité de paris
oh non non

based pedo

>l'état ABSOLU de paris saint-germerde

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED FDP DE PARIGO

I HEAR FIREWORKS

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FUCK LADY VERONIQUE, WE COULD HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SACREBLEU

MDRRRRRR C'EST ÇA LE PSG ?? PTDR 400M€ POUR SE FAIRE HUMILIER 5-1 PAR LILLE

imaginez être parisien mdrr

I'm celebrating as if we just won the WC again, and I'm not even fucking Lillois.

I'm dying
>5(five)

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>nous

The rarest Pepe

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Hope Lille milk him good.

>TFW WHEN INCESTUOUS UNEMPLOYED ALCOHOLIC PEDOPHILES BUT STILL PUSHED PARIS'S SHIT IN

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>étions

Now I'm just waiting for Henni's video to have a good laugh

Basé et Rougepillé

JACQUERIE !

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link?

Not yet, I hope it's soon, I don't even like his videos but this one has to be amazing, I just want to hear him shit on PSG for 10min

nah, I meant link to his youtube channel or whatever platform he uses.

yooo the fuck happened lmao

19 goals
11 assists
runs fast

English teams will spend 100+ millions for this one

He's just an OMfaggot that does shitty videos, doesn't matter, he just shits on OM 95% of the time.

This just in, PSG has reportedly offered 100M for Pepe.

you now realize that if PSG were still in the CL right now, they'd have played the 2nd leg with tonight's players.

lmao

Daily reminder that pee pee poo poo SG is willing to win the champion's league

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Next year, fuck off.

Tuchel seething lmao

>american PSG customer
mdr

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L'accent boche rend ça mille fois plus drôle

lmao pd

Laugh after Pepe, Suarez and Bale bring us the treble. Cucks.

Neymar, injured
Cavani, injured
Marquinhos, injured
Di Maria, injured
Thiago Silva, injured
Meunier, injured
Kehrer, ill
Diaby, ill
Verratti, suspended for the cup final against Rennes

JUSTE

>burgerfag supporting PSG
Not even surprised

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And they'd have to do it against Barcelona at the fucking Camp Nou, oh man I wish it happened just for the memes.

PSG will never win the Champions, they're used to push farmers week after week so when they actually face competition or have to come from behind they just crumble, they are the epitome of mental midgets

Farmers league

As much as I hate them, they will win it, eventually, you can't just have unlimited money and never win it, in the end they'll do it, like Man City will too.

>should have been 3-0 to PSG first half
>allows Lille to score offside
>yellow card to mbap for being near a player
Fixed match and dirty ref 'nough said

lmao, imagine believing this

except man city are actually smart in the players they buy. PSG just buys big names and expects results to happen right away. If anything this is the french version of the galacticos

>Kehrer, ill
>Diaby, ill
oh nooo, that sucks.

>l'état absolu du Pariche Saint Germain

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Worked pretty well for the galacticos, I hope PSG never wins it but they probably will, if they can keep that little bitch Neymar injury-free for even one whole season, that'll make them 10 times more menacing.

>celerity
wat

>After winning the 2002–03 La Liga title, Real Madrid added English midfielder David Beckham from Manchester United for €35 million. Beckham's status as a world-class footballer, in addition to his heavily publicized marriage to pop star Victoria Adams, resulted in Real Madrid gaining great advertising potential around the world, especially in Asia. By further promoting the other superstar players in various marketing campaigns in the continent, the club became the world's richest club in terms of revenue in 2005–06.

Despite expectations of continued dominance in domestic and European competition, the club failed to win any trophy for the next three seasons. They also suffered from elimination in the UEFA Champions League, exiting in the 2004 quarter-finals, and in the round of 16 in 2005 and 2006. In the same period, Barcelona won successive La Liga titles in 2005 and 2006, along with the Champions League in 2006.

I really wish they fold, but this seems likely.

Hope it takes another 5 years at least

the difference is that man city actually play in an attractive league, it's harder to convince good players to come to ligue 1.

The Real is a completely different beast anyway, they have a history, have a prestigious name and have been a state-backed team for decades and decades, of course they have suffered long periods like this, but they came back eventually.

PSG will do it too at some point, let's not be fucking delusional.

Just wait till a couple more teams are taken over by crazy rich guys, will probably happen to OM or OL sometimes.

know your own language, please

dictionary.cambridge.org/fr/dictionnaire/anglais/celerity

>celerity
>noun [ U ]
>uk /səˈler.ə.ti/
>us /səˈler.ə.t̬i/

speed

OM and OL have rich guys. PSG has a country

eventually that country will get bored of pouring money year after year and not going anywhere

probably going to stop after the 2022 wc

the day arabs get bored of football is the day this semen slurping sport becomes enjoyable again

30 years give out take
note: 2008
gsb.stanford.edu/insights/its-about-forty-years-until-oil-runs-out

PSG will always rely on flavor-of-the-week hot prospect teenager with zero experience, or has-beens who are only useful for milking shirt sales. No top player in their prime would ever think of leaving any club to go dribble past Ngubu Sotomayor IV in Ligue Uhn. Not happening

You absolute brainlets imagine thinking anyone in the psg squad gives a shit about the league after Christmas. They've already won it they're not gonna risk injuries in meaningless matches. Look at Juventus in the league same shit

WHERE TF IS CAVANI, DI MARIA AND MARQUINHOS

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injured

it's been 40 years since "scientists" said oil was supposed to run out in 40 years
oil won't run out in your lifetime

O DI MARIA

NON NON NON

We said the same thing at dortmund and look at what happened to us after he left

big if true. teach me

merde arabe

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You should buy navas