ITT: We pretend it's 2009

Hope! Change! Obama will be the greatest president our country has ever had!

/Bills Owl 2010/

really glad i'm graduating high school! can't wait to get pussy in college

THE JETS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL REVIS ISLAND BABY

wow my gf really loves me

he's such a nice guy, he'll never do coke

Redpill me on Drew Brees

this is just horrible, his behavior, it's unacceptable. he has to be dropped. plus he'll never recover so we don't lose anything.

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Can you believe that fucking nigger? First we let him play golf with the whites, then we let them marry A FUCKING BLONDE SWEDE SUPERMODEL, put two kids inside her, just to cheat on her with some sluts. Hopefully we will learn from our mistakes and will never root for him again.

>spain
>white

Man, blizzard really fucked up a good thing with the last two expansions. Hopefully the next one is more akin to how the game was when I first started playing.

did you guys see how vettel cried and moaned like a bitch when he lost the car in malaysia?
dumb kids never gonna be a champ lmao

heartbreaking loss but this Detroit and Pittsburgh rivalry is amazing. We were so close to repeating, better luck next year, I expect these two teams to see each other alot in the finals

He lost because his teammate cucked him with his mom and Lechoke folded like a cheap suit against the Celtics. The team had as much talent as any other shitty eastern conference team.

>2009
>greentext

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I can't believe we have a Muslim African terrorist in the White House. Fucking libtards electing Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
wait was greentext not a thing in 2009? When did it get invented?

My nigga

Looks like >implying came in late 2009, but greentext was a few months later.

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Will he ever win a slam again? His knees won't keep up for much longer. People always said he'd be done by 24-25 because of his physical play style. Looks like they were right.

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>ITT: We pretend it's 2009
Hey, did you guys hear about this site called Reddit? it's really blowing up

the iphone is awesome

UEFALONA

Can't wait for Dwight Howard to bootyblast LA in the NBA Finals

Kansas is the defending NCAA champion and I just won 36k on a slot machine and I'm dating a hot Korean girl with rich parents who is going to law school

>life is looking good!

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I'm confused. That text is green, are you saying that in Nov 2009 you could only greentext if you started with ">implying"?
Yeah, and I heard it's also a bastion of free speech where censorship is frowned upon

howd you blow it?

Yeah, it was a few months later when people realized you could greentext other words than >implying. It only took a few months from >implying to greentext stories. And the world would be changed forever. Also back then you could greentext from the middle of a line.

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I'm thinking the Phoenix Suns are going all the way this year, we have Shaq.

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>scores 18 holes a day
>still have time for golf

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nice

wow the dark knight was awesome! can't wait for the next one

1v1 me on rust fgt

Nothing can stop Tiger now!

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for me, it's

>putting ketchup in the fridge
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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But muh five million!

Never trap

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