A P O L O G I Z E

He hasn’t won a major title since 2008. Yeah he’s back baby

basedlennials btfo

boomers can't be stopped

he's gen x tho

I never doubted him in the first place

Nice going Tiger. I doubted the shit out of you but apparently I was mistaken.

Now that he has this under his belt he's going to completely dominate like he did the early 00s

He raped them mentally and physically, this was no meme.

He led, and challenged for the previous two majors. He's officially back.

I'm sorry you got caught cheating.

nope
N*gger....

I didnt think he could come back... but I was like 10 in 2005 so I really didnt get his abilities besides just being the best at golf. Hes came from a place that few people come back from and that's why he is the GOAT

I wonder what Elin is feeling right now? Has any woman ever been so completely BTFO

He's not just the greatest golfer of all time is the greatest sportsman of all time.

Need to see what happens at the PGA Tourny. Tiger knows Augusta like the back of his hand and the PGA is notorious for being the hardest major. If he can finish in top 5 then God help everyone at The US and British Opens.

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

Yeah... I'm thinking he's back.

Yeah, I'm thinking his back

I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

It's common knowledge the US open is the hardest major, not the PGA.

Not my Tiger

I thought the British Open is the hardest major because of the shit weather (I don't really know golf, it's just what I heard).

Regardless of if he's back, he is redeemed, and that is more important.

The British open is the hardest for Tiger because >English women

My mistake. But I still stand by my statement that he knows Augusta insanely well and his BACK-ness will be determined by the PGA.

I feel like I'm gonna hear this niggas name the rest of my life withouth every seeing him golfing.

The younger generation who saw this will be craniologically cooked over this performance, Tiger is a very real chance to win another 10 majors.

Technically that would make it the softest for Tiger.

meant for

ELITE

Play in 10 more majors, yeah, but no way in fuck he wins all of them. How many majors were won by people 44+?

Fuck Tiger, just when white Euros started dominating Golf.

Tiger in the 2020 Olympics for Golf?

Dubs wills it

Nope I'm sure he still pays some child support so she's got a bit richer today

back to dominant 2000-2006 tiger, winning 2 majors a year?
no

he can win a 1-3 more big ones before 50 though

Imagine winning the Masters and people still thinking “oh it’s a fluke”. What more can he do lol

GOAT

Yeah, I'm thinking he's black.

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relaxing in one of her million dollar mansions getting railed by one of her pool boys

can easiky play for five more years. Tiger can win a few with 20 more chances

The Masters is the easiest major and is designed for power players like Tiger, Jack, Bubba, etc. It has a stupid small field and in this case there were more amateurs and pro debuts than any other year. (((Bleacher Report))) and the (((WSJ))) both did very good writeups on how much easier the Masters is to win compared to the other 3 majors + Players.

If he wants to be "back" he needs to win another major. Not that it really matters, since he won't last much longer after 45. Father Time is the ultimate mog.

it's a grand slam or nothing with some people

Why is everyone making such a big deal of this n*gger winning?

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don't care

He dominated the sport for almost a decade and a lot of golfers say he was the reason they started playing. He single-handedly changed how the game was played and how pro courses are designed.
He hasn't won a major in 11 years and hadn't won the Masters in even longer
Most Tiger fans are casuals who don't play golf and love riding his nuts because he's "THE BEST."

>Why is everyone making such a big deal of this n*gger winning?
Because he's golf's only superstar and if he isn't winning no one really cares.

(((Media))) pretends it's a big deal, I don't know anybody who actually watches golf on a beautiful Sunday afternoon (or ever)

Anyone have a pic of his hairline after the win, though? It was looking tragic after he took his Nike hat off.

Tiger's not even a power player anymore. There's plenty of guys on tour that hit it longer than he does. He won this weekend because of his iron play and lack of any major mistakes. He was always taking sinkable birdie putts.

To win a major after not winning one for over a decade is a big deal. It would be a tremendous accomplishment for any pro golfer, but it makes an especially great story because of the highs and lows in Tiger Woods' career.

Everybody has been saying Tiger is done for near on a decade now. Most golfers never come back from such a slump and Tiger was the golden boy for so long, he was on pace to smash Jack's records before that whole shit went down with his wife.

He went from the highest highs to the lowest lows. He's back on top and Americans love a good second-chance, comeback story. It's what it's all about, my man. Also, Tigers Woods is probably the whitest "black" man of all time, so calling him a nigger just exposes you for the retarded mutt you are.

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>2019 Tiger
>Power player

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Tiger isnt a power player anymore, he was like 45th in driving this weekend. Masters "Tiger-proofed" after his win in 05 and the young guns are mostly all bombers who grew up modelling their game after Tiger. He no longer has a distance advantage at all. His experience at Augusta is still a huge benefit, but he won this one with great iron play and solid putting.

>Solid putting

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fucking GOAT

He nearly won The Open and PGA championship and won the Fed ex cup championship last year. He's back. Not to prime Tiger level obviously but he'll be in contention for majors if he stays healthy

She got hundreds of millions of dollars for having a wet hole and popping out a few of his kids.

>L-Look! I said t-the N word! Am I f-fitting in y-yet /pol/?!

Fuck off you piece of trash, Tiger is one of the most dominant athletes of all time. The only reason golf is still somewhat popular is because of him.

Based boomer.

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Elin must be very happy that she can get more money from Tiger and is probably creating her own business as we speak.

What are all the women who snitched on him thinking at this moment?

whoa

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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Masturbating hard over Tiger's victory especially Elin she's probably crying and jacking off at the same time.

She doesn't look that really ugly she just a huge cunt to Tiger that made him go after other women.

Boomer sport.

He'll never dominate like he once did but he can and should beat Nicklaus.

She has the typical Nordic man face

LeShannon btfo

You're a moron. You are literally implying that the masters is part of a Jewish plot.

t. cletus

2019: Tiger makes history and wins another Green Jacket

What else could happen this year? Could lefty pull off a historic win at the US Open at Pebble Beach for a career grandslam?

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Xer you faggot leaf

He literally didn't make a single putt longer than 8ft it was the ppv all over again. It was a fluke everyone around him just decided to go swimming

He's back baby

K I N O
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Unironically this
What Tiger has done is really impressive but who the fuck actually watches golf?
Shit spectator sport

Tiger is literally the only reason a lot of people started watching golf

Why it's so nice for him to win another one

Why would Tiger stoop so low? Also why does the president have time to play golf?

He's a neat story to hear about Monday morning, but who the hell is actually taking time out of their day to sit in front of the TV and watch that man hit a ball around?

I don't know. I don't watch golf, I just like tiger woods.

If I were to guess, it's because golf is a sport that can be economically (time and money) difficult for the average guy to go out and actually play, so if they like golf but don't get to play much they can just watch it on TV as a sort of escapist type thing. My grandfather played golf right up until the age he really couldn't anymore, now he just watches it all day and seems to enjoy every minute.

so it's clear that there is a limited supply of mojo. it is also clear that the tiger and magic have a mystical connection.
this week: magic johnson loses mojo.
this week: tiger woods regains mojo
using our powers of deduction we can discover the truths of the universe and it seems the tiger-magic connection is a good place to start.
i also heard disembodied voices today so there's that

>92080420
can't stand racism.

Tiger Woods -> still getting laid on the regular, known for it

Magic Johnson -> got laid a bit in the 80's, now the only well known thing about his sexuality is that he has fucking HIV

This kind of stuff can make or break the psychological makeup of a man

Your grandfather sounds a lot like my great uncle when he was alive. Lifetime player of the game, didn’t have to be very good at it, and when he couldn’t get outside anymore he just watched it all day and played a copy of Wii Sports golf to kill time.

He actually followed Tiger’s story from the beginning, watched him when Tiger got his first major and called him “my boy Ty” ever since. When my great uncle passed it was the beginning of the end for Tiger with the scandals and all, bet he would’ve loved to see this Masters.

Boomers literally are so fucking stupid that can't tell what anybody is.

Anyone younger than them is a millenial.

I'm sorry to hear about your uncle man. My grandfather's actually been fighting dementia, but he's been doing better lately. I imagine watching golf every day is one of those things that keeps him feeling balanced. Tomorrow I'm gonna have to call him and see what he thinks about this whole thing, I know he's a big tiger fan too.

Really makes you think

The Masters was rigged.
>CASUALS don't see strange Tiger betting lines overnight
>CASUALS don't question strange line movement that normally red flag every Vegas casino bookmaker and their computers
>CASUALS continue to suck Tiger's cock and swallow his cum
This shit was rigged based on the statistical odds of everyone fucking up and the weird line movement in Vegas.

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It was rigged, faggot Zoomer.

Is he fucking waitresses for power again?

I can't believe people like this scumbag piece of shit.

This true, fuck...it weird. Would people watch men trie and flick a tictac
into a cup across the room? This is golf to me.

I’m sorry I’ve been pulling for you the entire time even after you got JUST’d repeatedly

Admittedly lel’d at your Reddit-tier response

>tfw you realize that Tiger just beat a bunch of part-time caddies and this Masters was a complete sham

golfers watch

Zoomer here. Can someone give me a rundown of tiger’s cheating scandal back in the day? Was he in the wrong or was his wife in the wrong?

He was banging shitloads of women and whores while on Tour and his wife acted like she was surprised and JUST’d the fuck out of him

100% his fault and he was on prescription drugs, but fuck it, he was in a failing marriage and was depressed

how do you rig a golf tournament? The potential winners you would have to bribe give up millions in prize money and advertising deals.

People that think this was a fluke or rigged are likely retards or racists that don't understand tiger is whiter than them. Tiger has been in contention the last few majors and now that he defeated his greatest enemy - himself - I could seriously see him start dominating especially since modern players just blast the ball and pray just like tiger used to. Except he has a more complete game. His putting is still a concern though

I’m guessing golf is one of those things I may fall in love with if I picked it up and gave it a real go, but seeing as I haven’t, it is a shit fake sport and while it may take some skill, it’s boring af to watch and takes no athleticism

stop being so autistic about shitty marketing labels. Everyone is a boomer or millenial in the real world.

We're reaching levels of zoomer-dabbing that shouldn't even be possible.

he's about 100% more like-able than you.

I'm glad you're back, Tiger.

seething n*gger

>le a privileged sport played by few million players worldwide
>le the return of one of the greatest sportsmen ever
>best paid celebrity

while
>le football is played by 250 million people PROFFESIONALLY
literal billions of people play it for fun

ergo statistically, top 100 footballers achieved more than he ever did

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Trump reverse curse
President Midas

Y r you feeding trolls?

B A S E D

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Yea he's real based meeting with a guy who is actively destroying this country. What a guy.

lmao based Tiger

third world COPE

Laughing my ass off at the third world
>Le stuff a bag full of garbage and kick it between 2 dog shits sport
vs
>Unironically using cutting edge material technology to maximize the performance of millionaires who want to spend time drinking outside while making business deals that will keep the third world down

Except Jordan, Bolt and Federer :^)

Gretzky, Phelps, Bolt, Federer, etc.

based election boomers run this place

I am tired of zoomers and milienials, when can we gas them to oblivion. I thought zoomers were supposed to be the new conservative generation that would save America

Imagine believing this, imagine seething this hard lmao

trump is literally blessed. I truly believe that

alex ovechekin literally murdered a zoomer on the ice tonight

MAGA

Needs to win 2 more majors to even be undisputed greatest golfer of all time.

Phelps, Gretzky and Babe Ruth dominated the fuck out of their sport in their era like no one else. Nobody even close to them.

Babe Ruth is an asterisk because he never played against blacks. So he didn't actually play against the very best in the world.

>Not to prime Tiger level obviously
We're obviously going to see another 5 year domination from him la

Go with Him and you will be blessed. Go against Him and you will be cursed.

The Curse of Trump and the Blessing of Trump are but two sides of the same coin. Such is its nature.

Are you actually, seriously, unironically, unequivocally, non-sarcastically, genuinely this absurdly fucking retarded or was that an attempt at a joke?

>Won The Master's Tournament
>Was it a fluke
Yes, user. One just stumbles into winning the most revered golf tournament.

This is what I don't get.
>dude at my work and I are talking about Masters
>dude says Ya Tiger can play well but he can't play REALLY well anymore
>I say what are you talking about he played better than everyone else, that is the only way you can win is by playing better than everyone else
Wtf is wrong with people? I guess they just don't understand the fucking game.

and /pol/ wonders why they're permanently fringe material