*scores against ten men*
*scores against ten men*
Connor Green
Jeremiah Williams
Jace Turner
>messy wakes up blissfully ignorant
>looks around in his room
>his body feels numb all of a sudden
>sweating like he did last night against 9-men valladolid when he scored his magesterial hat-trick
>he realizes the 2018 wc is already long past
>it was TSU who scored a hat-trick for the comeback to keep the his dream alive
>messy's chest starts getting cold
>falls back into his bed with a terrible feeling of malaise
>antonella weeps, realizing messy wont get up until 6 pm for the fourth time this week
>messys forehead starts getting wrinkled
>a pained smile creeps its way onto his mouth
>messy is sleeping again, dreaming of the hat-trick that never was
Ian Jones
tsuuuuu
Juan Gray
And only two of those goals were offside. Congratulations Cristiano!
Jonathan Lopez
As opposed to the one offside goal of bayern and the gifted penalty for a complete dive with zero contact? The officiating was actually even that game, unlike every game that scatalans fix where it's completely one-sided
Ryder Thomas
Anyone have his face during the world cup, where he looked stressed before the match started
Ian Walker
>The officiating was actually even that game
Is this what Halal subhuman shitskins tell themselves to rationalize Vidal's ghost red card for a clean tackle on Divesensio and those offside goals scored? Isn't it funny that Bayern got two straight red cards in those two games coincidentally despite having zero reds in the CL games prior to that quarterfinal against Uefadrid?
Nathan Torres
No but it's pretty funny that Sergio Ramos' own goal came through an offside which caused the game to head into extra time.
Daniel Johnson
*scores nonetheless*
Aiden Long
>uefadrid
>halal
there's a good reason these buzzwords never gain any traction, and everyone knows uefalona. it's because Real Madrid have integrity and sportsman ship, and in their matches bad refereeing is actually bad refereeing, while in your subhuman jew club, bad refereeing is you can clearly handball 3 times in your penalty box but it's all just bad refereeing since the referee also gave a redcard for a player who deserved a redcard on uefalona. also what ghost redcard? if anything vidal deserved it earlier with how strictly every challenge was carded, he also got none of the ball against asensio so unfortunately youre just wrong on all counts.
Cameron Morris
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Tyler James
nothing in the history of Yea Forums
I repeat
nothing
nothing is more cringy than a beaner calling someone a shitskin
Christian Ortiz
You're not white, gypsy. Anything east of Berlin doesn't qualify as white or civilized.
Jordan Ross
El abominación de las américas
Gabriel Robinson
I dont speak subhuman spic. I dont need my grass cut
Cameron Hill
dios mio...
Matthew Reed
Your relatives are getting a free ride to spain, carlos
Isaac Ross
>suddenly Copa del Rey MATTERS
Josiah Cook
youtube.com
>69 million viewers for the GOAT being the GOAT
>36 millions for pecho frio and wc 'winners'
youtube.com
Mason King
thats not copa del rey LOL
Joseph Roberts
As a neutral on the debate, my fucking sides
Kevin Green
69 million poo in the loos watching >De Gay and Penaldo score a hat trick against a trash Spain that choked to the mighty Russia
Matthew Sullivan
youtube.com
>they also got a fresh manager soon after which usually improves performance instantly, like Ole with United
>they scored 3 goals against one of the best defenses in Portugal
>they were shit
t. one of 36 million very short people who live through messy
Isaiah Torres
>Vidal's ghost red card for a clean tackle on Divesensio
Are we talking about the same Vidal who was forgiven the 2nd yellow card at the beginning of the second half, or is it a different Vidal?
>and those offside goals scored?
Counting or not counting Bayern's offside goal (Ramos OG, created by a very offside Lewa)? Because without that goal there would have been no overtime and no offside Madrid goals, Madrid would have simply qualified after 90 minutes.
Justin Lewis
How can one man's ass store so much cum?
Easton Rivera
Priceless