Islanders at Penguins

>he doesn't realize gary's script is to give the pongs early adversity
truth is the series has been rigged from the start

sure thing bitchnigga

wheres the noise? this place sounds quiet!

i shall cheer on the islanders

KHL > CHL > NHL

SNUS IT

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>Sid makes sick play to get free, slides past through 2 guys to wide open Guentzal
>who misses
Get sid some fucking NHL calibre wingers who are good even without sid instead of just making more Sid babies

honk honk honk LETS GO PEEEEEENS

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lmao the pens get good pressure but then someone shitty like gudbranson fucks it all up

TOOT TOOT TOOT

>you now remeber sid playing with hossa in 2008

>female commentary

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have sex

Good one

>its another commentators suck the pens dick episode

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qt redhead behind sullivan

I would be okay if they ever had anything of value to say.

BUT THEY NEVER FUCKING DO THEY JUST REGURGITATE BULLSHIT OUT OF THEIR UGLY ASS MOUTH AND THEY ALWAYS SOUND SO SHREEKY IN CONTRAST TO THE MALE COMMENTATORS

the best thing about the ploffs is fans of every team complaining about the refs and national broadcasts being for the opposing team.

>redhead behind sully

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I enjoy burke and goring rather than albert and pierre

>not having the game on mute on one monitor while watching the Masters on the other
Pretty much all hockey commentary is garbage now. They're either disgusting homers like Edwards or they go off on unrelated tangents like all the NBC goobers

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>cute Swedish girl at work
>we get along great and she laughs at all my jokes
>find out Friday I'm being transferred across the country and ill never see her again

Why is life suffering?

pongs still can't breakout. better get the first goal or they're fucked

really hope she sees this, bro

Thats a good ideal
We already talked about this, ya blew it

>Masters
boomers out

Sunday Masters is about the most comfy sporting event in the world

comfy is a codeword for boring desu

Hockey and golf go hand in hand

Reminder Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator

t. raised by single mother

Is this SHIT game worth getting out of bed for?

not really

t.”E L I T E” poster whenever guentzal scores

*HONK HONK HONK*

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Love me some Islanders

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Negatory
Sid is the only elite one on that line

based old man

SCCARRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BUUUH

WILSOOOOOOON

is this projection?

holyshit eberle

still early in the game. not scared at all m8

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perfect shot desu

SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AHHAHAHAH
smart man

Only people without dads don’t like golf. You probably watch anime too right?

LOVE EBERLEEEEEEEEEEE

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Eberle = goat

>announcing the penguins goal after eberle scores

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>When Oilers cast offs have success after escaping Edmonton

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Is Eberle back to world junior form?

not a coach in the nhl but I think if I was I would try to not let a team get a goal right back a minute later over and over again

>Only people without dads don’t like golf
i only know like 3 guys on my team that like golf.

you should call your dad user, if you can that is.

>Murray
Murray
>Murray
Murray
>Murray
Murray

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holyyyyyyyyy

WEW

LAD

>SHITTSBURGH

>PONGS

I go to his house every Sunday for dinner

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>PONS

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>not playing for overtime

PENS
""""""""""""""""""""""""""FANS""""""""""""""""""
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH

>Crowd is now dead
Nelson is savage.

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>Schultz
still got edmonten in him

what a fucking shot

Povertyball is down the hall and to the left.

GOOD OL MINNESOTA BOY BROCK "BIG NORTHERN COCK" NELSON

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great pinch

>crowd so dead I didn't even notice it went in
wew

Murray is fucking shook, Sullivan.
Get DeSmith in there

>pongs

>crowd of a team playing bad is dead
we'll never know why m8

crowd control is so key. thats what the islanders have: A crowd that is strong as fuck. Pens are weak minded and just have a gay horn

Is jagermeister good?

Last time I went to a noon game I was too hungover to do anything but watch

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME SIDNEY

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>yfw they lose every game in brooklyn

It’s okay

Personal taste desu
It’s a fun drink, like sambuca
Just make sure to store in the freezer and drink cold

no it's a drink my grandpa always took before going to sleep. Don't believe the advertisement shit

I doubt that. the faithful would show up, the crowd noise wouldnt be as deafning however

Shithouse.

>Pen15
>an edgy new comedy series

heh... penis

Jagermeister tastes like licorice and cough syrup but it’s fun to drink with grils

imagine passing on barzal

I zoned out for a second and thought they were comparing the pens to middle schoolers

GENO DO SOMETHING

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Drinking with grils is just fun in general

think the pongs need to give up more odd man rushes desu

>pongs

>simon
fire Sullivan

>simon and guenztal in charge of scoring without Crosby

>3 on 1
>absolutely cook it
kek

>simon
KEKEKEKEK

Until one has too much and starts crying

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fuck the laffs

would bet anything this ends 3-1 after a islels empty netter. gonna be a SHIT game from here on out boys.

No you

they aren't parking the bus yet lads

the superior herb-liquor

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cant say ive heard of it and ive been an alcohol for 15 years

yup

Playoff performer

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Eberle hat trick inc, he’s on fire

i know the islanders have been pretty good this year but what happened to the pongs?

I honestly thought Penguins would put up a better fight

They were really bad at the start of the year so its not that surprising

they're shit. they literally lost for a month straight earlier this year this shouldn't be that suprising

I honestly thought this thread would be more interesting. Is everyone watching the Masters?

Slower this year, not as much depth, Crosby and Malkin not playing well

Isn’t jager also German?
How do they stack up?

i'm watching motogp instead of a snoozer sport

When the whole team is carried by Sid and Malkin, those guys eventually get worn down over 4 seasons of playoff hockey and when they can't produce the whole thing falls apart

Killepitsch doesn't taste like medicine and has some actual taste. It has about the same sweetness tho so still easy drinking

Thank you, Edmonton, for Barzal, Eberle, and half of Beauvillier.

Think ill pick up a bottle

This it’s always just some retarded speculation about what the players must have been trying to do. I’d have no problem with a qt doing the color, but they just don’t know what the fuck is going on and they overcompensate for it by posturing like they know what the players are thinking, which is just pointless commentary coming from anybody

Same

they’re tired after years of general success, other teams are way more hungry

Holy SHIT GUENZTAL

>guentzel
>simon
poor sid desu

Honk honk hoooonk

something must be done about the honk

>HONK HONK HONK
>let's go pens
>HONK HONK HONK
>let's go pens
>HONK HONK HONK
>let's go pens
>silence

>pooperplay
fugg

*sues for HONK trademark rights

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This game isn't dirty enough, needs to be more like the Bruins/Leafs game last night, someone should take a run at that faggot Crosby

Every time they try to get a superstar for him, they end up on the 3rd line
And then the plugs he plays with only stick around for a few seasons because he gets them 60 point seasons and they end up getting more money than they're worth and Pittsburgh can't keep them

why would they do that; crosby has been 100% invisible. Pens need to make a run Barzal, desu

Malkin will sperg out at some point. Just be patient.

PENULTY

Sid has been making plays all series. Hes playing with brainlets though

What happened to Jake Generational Guenztal, /hoc/ told me he was elite and not a Crosby babby?

more trenchant insight from the woman really enhancing my hockey viewing experience

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Barzal is such a whiny bitch.

it's barry trots lad, he's unbeatable

very interesting strategy the pongs have to never clear the puck on the pk

how is she on tv when she stumbles over every sentence. I feel anger under my nails everytime she speaks

imagine having a 40 goal scorer and not putting him on your first power play unit.

Women are God's only mistake

i still find it hard to believe that a team with cup aspirations would let gudbranson on the ice

Pittsburgh isnt known for their scholars

Guentzal has had tap in goals from sid every game that hes missed. That's not coaching. That's him being a sid baby who isn't even doing that right

This cunt needs to stop stumbling through every sentence or fuck off.

Russians and muslims can't control their emotions, it's fun to watch

>cryshit
oh no no no no no

>sid skates around 3 guys and makes unbelievable pass
>pretzel doesn't even have his stick on the ice

if bob cole did this series, he would be scolding the penguins so much for the quiet arena

Guentzal obviously didn't watch the Red Green Show growing up

they've been shit for three games now

Based obese poster

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>try to hurt other teams star player
>they get energized and become harder to handle
Why get in close with an injured bear? Just let it slowly die.

Someone on /hoc/ tried to ruse me by saying Crosby only had the primary assist on 35 of Guentzal's 40 goals, therefore he wasn't a Crosby babby

Whoops meant for

THICC

I still don’t get it

almost there

Wheeler should have had two more already

Eberle*

You'll get there someday, it's okay bud

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>these edo Japan commercials
I don't understand what they are going for

Get real strong race-mixing/cuck vibes about that one specifically desu

I bet you like nigger dicks in your ass too

There's nothing wrong with yellow or brown race mixing, just stay away from the eternal negro

>bartlet
when are they putting a proper bart in the booth?

HOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

HONK HONK HOOONK

>kris lemong
why do people rate this hack?

why is this game so early?/??

pls sweep the pongs based isles

gary isn't a church guy

this user knows

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pongs on vacation already

based lehner

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GUENTZAL HOW MANY PERFECT CROSS SEAM PASSES DON YOU WANT SID TO GIVE YOU BEFORE YOU SCORE YOU FUCKING SHITTER IM SICK OF WATCHING SID GET STUCK WITH THESE SHITTY FUCKING PLAYERS HIS WHOLE CAREER

I think uncle Gary is done with >us lads

I thought Pens fans were good, why is the crowd so dead?

I really want to see them tie it up with an amazing shot and the crowd come alive again. Like at least it'd be a fun game to watch then

they've trailed the entire series what should they be cheering about?

what part of Pittsburgh are you from, leaf?

Holy shit things are really alligning for the Blue Jackets to actually win this.

>crowd sits there mindless until the horn blows and they respond like robots

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what other chants do they have?

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>clutters with the puck

Maybe I've been watching too much soccer lately but this is such a boring American sports mentality. Your team still has time to come back in the game but you sit quietly in your seats..

>I thought Pens fans were good
what would make you think that?

I’ve never need flown over the state I don’t think

their arena has been especially bad

>Look who I'm with, Ryan

>cheer a shit effort
sorry to disappoint m8 but telling your team to score some facking goals doesn't really affect the outcome

KEK

I'd give her the smothering D if you know what I mean

SWEEP
W
E
E
P

>penguinos
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

HOLY SHIT UNCLE LEO

OH NONONONONONO

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Noooo Sid help me!

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UNCLE LEOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Pierre on suicide watch

MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRAYYY
MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRAYYY
MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRAYYY

Why should the team on the ice care when the fans obviously don't give a shit

thank god all the retards who took pittsburgh in their bracket are getting owned

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Why is his head so small compared to the rest of his gear?

Is he a pad babby?

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murray is complete dogshit, holy fuck

you have this backwards.

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>malkin's pedostache
yikes

Get bill off the third line now Sullivan holy fuck

youtu.be/mbeC2w-uIEU

>PONS

I'm pretty sure the point of going to games is being there to cheer and motivate your team but what do I know

/pittsburgh/ general

t. Handegg subhuman

>greatest player in the world
>0 points

>penguins about to get swept
>pierre silent for the first time in recorded history

if the players are just going through the motions there isn't anything to cheer about. if the millions of dollars they are making doesn't motivate them my fat ass cheering certainly won't

are the pongs the most SHOOK team this round of the playoffs?

Is Murray elite?

do the coach's know that the defensemen would stop making dumb pinches and they would be able to make simple ten foot passes if the crowd cheered more?

I'd debate for the bolts, but pens look so weak

its so great to see the pongs play like shit

>Ovi has an easy path to another cup
>Crosby gets swept in first round with 0 points

I can already envision the banter

Jesus Christ the Pongs are shook as fuck

HONK HONK HOOONK

>crowd wimpers out a lets go pongs chant

Imagine if guentzal could score empty netters
Sid would've had 10 points already

bros you said guentzel was a generational talent

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>honk

>pretzel not in the AHL
nice "team" you got there

murray keeps getting beat short side because of the crowd everyone knows that

>the classic fans leaving shot

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMAO THEY'RE GOING HOME

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BASED CBC RIPPING INTO PONGS FANS LEAVING EARLY

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>empty seats

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>pong fans
>leaving with 5 minutes left

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is there a fire drill?

they even stopped the honking

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Business idea: relocate pongs

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>shitsburg """fans"""

NOOO STOP BULLYING OUR FANS

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I just like Sid desu. The whole team are sid babies
It's too bad he had to activate playoff mode 3 months early to carry the other shittters into the playoffs

This desu
Kansas City Scouts when?

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GENO, PHIL. SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

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>pongs

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Caps fan here. Starting to think I would rather see the Penguins after all

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>PONGS

disband the pongs

>All the cheers
Did all the Yinzers leave LMAOOOOOOO

it's the coach who won you a cup idiot, of course you don't want the isles

LOL
>pongs

AHAHAHAHAHAAH

>pongs

>play-by-play commentator
>"the energy has been sucked out of this building"

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>PONS
>PONS
>PONS
>PONS

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>pencucks

So this is the power of the Penguins...

didn't know pongz elimination day would come so soon

>PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS
YINZERS GO HOME LELMAOOOOOOO

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lol building is empty

>PINGS

>pongs

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>The arena was originally named Consol Energy Center (CEC), but the energy has been sucked out of this building so it's now called the PPG Paints Arena

LIKE TWO STRANGERS
TURNING INTO DUST

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>Steelers and Pongs will become irrelevant in your lifetime
Based

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Status: BTFO

SWEEP TIME BOYS

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PENGUINS YOU FUCKING SUCK LMAOOOOOOO

Could anyone read the message that cringe Shittsburgh fan had on his phone for Kühnhackl?

Crosby's pointless imo

>crosby has 0 points in 3 games

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Pls Trotzy sweep the pongs

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islanders dynasty:II incoming

JUST

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Jake guentzal has 12 scoring chances and 0 goals in 3 games

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Pens fans looked exhausted today, Isles fans were borderline psychotic the first two games. That shithole the Isles play in is loud as fuck and you can tell which team is hungry.

This is great hockey

Even if they get one tuesday, they will have to go back to NY. Pretty sure those people will have targeted heckles for everyone. They'll be shook the moment they get off the bus. It's over one way or another