Official Chelsea vs Slipperpool Match Thread

rare

Eden

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We've unironically fielded our best based team

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damn its really windy today, i hope there isnt a power outage or something

Lads I believe in CHO

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>Fabinho, Ketia, Henderson
Genuinely curious to see how this game plays out now that Klopp isn't playing 3 DMs in the middle against every "big team".

Not able to handle the English Yaya Toure

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should be good since liverpool have to win every game from here on

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3-1

Loftus, Cheek, Hudson and Odoi.

Never heard of those 4 lads before.

>implying they wont slip to chelsea

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Stream?

footybite

Eden false 9 rarely works. Should be playing Giroud

>Geeroud
>No Higuain

3-1 city KEK

they're coming for you livercucks

Might work with CHO as he's an actual threat unlike when Willian / Pedro play on the wings.

1-9 slips
0 liverpool win

Sarri is finally getting his starting XIs right

Lads..

LADS..

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Okay honestly..

Honestly how the FUCK did they slip?

Yeah you're right. CHO needs to have a massive game today though

96 roll

>Moyes

City have played 2 games less, so the difference was 3 points really

The Kingmaker

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>mfw i bet my last money on chelsea

T-they will win right, right?

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Hudson-Odoi is Willian tier
I do not get what you lads see in him

He is the biggest Chelsea talent.

Shhh let them have their fun

Sarri's Chelsea has been Schizophrenic this season. They seem to have gotten back on track in the last couple of weeks after he finally changed his lineups.

>yfw you'll never be alive for the 96th anniversary of >96

le young pacey groid meme

>pc is broken
>have to lurk on my tiny G6 phone

Is there a way to watch the game on ps4?

Still HOWLING that Arsenal are gonna end 6th.

THIS

Hopefully chelsea fans boo during the minute's silence. would be very lulzworthy

Remidner

DOES

He can at least get past defenders. Willian and Pedro lose possession constantly. Pedro especially is infuriating because he does the same shit all the fucking time.

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who cares we're winning the europa league tho

The Slip is today

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based and streampilled

>hazard false 9
Another manager, another man that resorts to this shit.
Kami-sama I just want Chelsea to have a proper striker,

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Today’s match programme.

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Don't think this has been mentioned yet but Liverpool will slip today Like they did against Chelsea in 2014.

Slip

Can't see City slipping the title desu, think they'll win out so what Liverpool does is irrelevant. Especially as there's a chance that they'll go out to Spurs in the CL so they'll have at least two games less to play than Liverpool.

I'm an Arsenal fan, we're not. It's so fucking bizarre how Arsenal can win games at home they should lose but collapse away in games they should win. It's not acceptable. They need to have a fucking psyche evaluation.

Rare and based

>35 played
>33 played

Anyone have a stream ???

KEK
Never change cuckpoool

>everybody is jinixing this and Liverpool will thrash Sarriball
Cannot WAIT until I see you guys seething say Wolves will totally do you a favour. Accept it, we're winning the Cl and PL double and there is NOTHING you can do about it. City can settle for Mickey Mouse cups.

Liverpool
won fuck all
Liverpool
won fuck all

BASED YNWA Fuck the 39

>Virgil Van Dijk has had to pull out of the Liverpool team facing Chelsea this afternoon after falling off the team bus and injuring his ankle

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

but chelsea is shit right now

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Who's the minute's silence for?

Would Van Dyke slipping today to cause a goal that leads to a narrow Chelsea win save Yea Forums? Yea Forums has been on a long slow decline for a while now but this could be the moment that revitalises it.

Meme magic bro

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He is the only Chelsea talent

>caring about the past
I thought you guys were all >MUH ISTORY when we mention it? It's all about the finishing.

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Probably a marketing scheme and then they'll move on to the next pacebabby when he's 22 and Iwobi tier hoping the next will be like M'bappe/Salah

Name more than 3 players from United/Arsenal that would start for Chelsea

Hotaru is for violent, degenerate sex (not rape because that's how she likes it).

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Honestly, truthfully, genuinely and sincerely, nothing would revitalise Yea Forums quite like Liverpool winning the league. You know I'm right.

It always slips to chelsea

Brehs, it's gonna slip, isn't it?

Is it the ultimate humiliation to have Giroud score against you?

Mhikitarian, Obama and Torreria
De Gay, Shaw, Lindgard

Or the slipping

fucking grief addicts

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how do you say "this does not slip" in ngubu?

What are you drinking today?

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Keep weeb shit on Yea Forums thanks

Paradise Danger
Heaven Risk

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checked

It would be the final nail in its fucking coffin, retard. But I guess since you only came here during the last wc you wouldn't know that.

Hair pulling, and getting tied down. Absolutely.

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I can feel the slip coming lads
I can feel it in the air
It's inevitable
It's fate
It's happening

I've been here longer than you've been alive, I'd wager. You know fine rightly that being hammered by Liverpool memes would demand Yea Forums retaliate just as hard. Yea Forums needs hard times to create strong men.

Nice digits

Water

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Milk

beer of course

A based ex liverpool player who was apparently very "racist". Butthurt niggers are chimping about it on twitter.

Who Chelse/a/ here?

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imagine losing your footing at a vital moment

atleast he does something else than run to corner flag and put in shitty cross

>Liverpool - Chelsea, just as it was 5 years ago
>also Palace - City, just as it was 5 years ago
>ALSO thirty year anniversary of Hillsborough

Something’s gonna happen today lads.

this desu

I want a draw mostly.

Pls

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Digits and a key Liverpool player breaks their leg today

stream lads?

odoi is massively overrated
the only reason sarri is forced to play him is because they don't want him to hand in a transfer request
he has the potential to be good in a few years but he's no better than willian or pedro

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>Loftus cheek starts

Liverpool will slip

any changes to liverpool?

oh and last 2 digits is how many liverpool fans kill themselves after the defeat today

>but he's no better than willian or pedro
Have you watched them this season? They are dire.

Leave the man mountain to me

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why has klopp stopped playing shaqiri?

Rolling for this

dubs and Liverpool lose

digits and Liverpool will slip

Dont worry lads, I'll get these dubs for you.

Except they represent Liverpool winning the league.

Lads thinking of buying a fleshlight dose anyone know if there worth it ?

dubs and liverpool win but city still win the title

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S L I P

96 GET

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noo

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>It's been five years since the slip
Fuck man, I want to go back to those days.
The time of >moyes

Pretty excited lads. Hoping for a slip

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Oh here we go

Kek

Too small on set pieces and not as good defensively in open play as others apparently

reportin in

based

Checked

good tits but that face though.

Cross eyed slag bitch

digits and allison drops a clanger to lose the game

where's the plastic american fan cam today

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Liverpool slip today lads

I went to this

>not wearing a bra
For what purpose?

nice try, but these trips undo your dubs and liverpool don't win the league

last 2 digits reflect the final score

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96% chance of slipping

...

dubs reverse this wish

Based lobster

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Can't fucking wait for Chelsea to break the minutes silence

do it for him lads

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0 (zero) chance that I'm signing up to watch some men kick a ball
Where the fuck is a simple stream

>96

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Giroud is the undisputed GOAT you melon, every decent football players receive his goals as a blessing

>chelsea
>supporting a minutes silence

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sent you link in the post

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Source?

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does anyone remember when steven gerrard slipped after saying "this does not slip" literally two weeks earlier to cost liverpool their first title in a quarter of a century?

does anyone else remember that?

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cheeky play getting a mascot who is bigger than azpi

anyone know where to watch a stream?

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BASED
Seething AND Btfo

execute all weebs

not really as I dont live in the past.

YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Digits and VVD slips against eden

>96
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT'S HABBENING

"I was talking about Circus"

...

Post yfw it slips

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dubs and this match is the slippening part 2

reminder naby keita is unlocked

singles and we all get a qt gf

Yeah rings a bell now you mention it

the scouse love a pity-party fucking hell

Why do sky ALWAYS show YNWA before the game?

It's so cringe

>"well Chelsea have not exactly owned Anfield"
>"but they are unbeaten here since 2012"
>"and they won their last visit here"
>"Oh and the last time they lost they had their B team out"
>"Because they'd just beaten Liverpool in the FA Cup final a few days before"

Lmfao was a retarded commentator

I hope you aren't all edgy retards are respect the minute's silence ITT by not posting for a minute

do you think you can do that just for once Yea Forums?

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Fuck Scousers

dude gib stream pls

why are liverpool fans so fucking cringe

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streams(dot)notahoneypot(dot)me

30 years la

digits and they're all cute girls (male)

no lel

they do it in italy too but fuck they never show italian teams anthems or choreographies

So is Hendo

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slip confirmed

this, I beg you Yea Forums

Hillsborough was a disaster and a tragedy but it's okay nobody's ever really gone

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I'm expecting some good pictures of scouser humanoids in this thread today. Don't let me down Yea Forums.

/d2g/ reporting in for the slip

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muh 96

A N I M E

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Fuck jannies, niggers and Donald Trump

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>No one breaking the silence

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F

still crying about hillsborough jesus

this is cult type shit. fuckin weirdos

Too many in Europe for my liking

Why are they honoring murderers?

trips confirm

Is it forbidden to bring up Heysel in England?

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It's the classic media circle. They show it because people like it because they show it.

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Singles and Holland's Brave Van Djik will slip today

>96

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Nice tribute but also REMEMBER THE 39

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have sex

awh yeee

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30 yrs la.

>Fooking slip

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will they have a moment of silence for heysel as well?

fuck the 96

footybite.com/football/liverpool-vs-chelsea-live-stream-online-free/

Chelsea fans what a facking let dahn

Actually surprised Chelsea fans didnt kick up noise. Maybe they aren't complete animals after all.

Why do they never talk about the Heysel disaster? Not trying to be edgy, but I feel like that always gets overlooked, even though it was harrowing. They literally continued playing the game with dead bodies by the sidelines, it was a horrible day for Belgium

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admirable discipline in that silence desu

RIP the 39 at Heysel

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96WNE

*AHEM*
FUCK NIGGERS
AND FUCK

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>96 (dead)

rip

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Today's the day it slips boys

Can't believe they had a minutes silence for a slip that was 5 years ago

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based(?)

Stale from the day the slip happened.

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.........

kek

>actually doing a full minute
AHAHAHAHHAH doesn't get more pathetic

because that would mean that they have to admit guilt for their actions

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based

Brits:
>American sports fans are so cringe
Also Brits
>Liverpool exists

DIGITS AND IT SLIPS

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>chelsea didn't sell out the away end

OH NO NO NO

paid for optus sport because the stream i was watching died twice and it is like 20 fps desu

>they slip just before the anniversary
Please let this happen

Checked!

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>Serbian flag on memorial
Which one of you faggots did this

kek

Always the victims

SCOTTY'S IN A BOX

Are you with Chelsea?
Poland is with Chelsea

They would have if fans didnt just get btfo a few days ago for singing about Salah being a bomber, easy way to get banned from games

Yeah, I'm thinking you're BASED

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Today is gonna be the day that you slip and stay number two.

have sex

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everybody who isn't a liverpool supporter is with chelsea

redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=240892.9560

>doing a minute’s silence for your 30 year title hiatus

That’s a new one

Kek

>aribaluga
>salad

THIS

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ABL'S SEETHING
THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BEING ANGRY

italy is with chelsea

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>why don't scoursers talk about being murderers
gee user I wonder

Nice point scoring lad, do you just ignore the people who were jailed or are you just ignorant?

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DOES

How many goals is Kepa gonna fucking let in for us today lads?

Salah is the most quintessentially British player on the field

WHO /ABL/ HERE

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FUCK OFF CHELSEA FC YOU AINT GOT NO HISTORY

sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala sala

Fuck off Pep

What's everyone eating for the match? Ordering Chinese at half time

Chelsea fans singing

STEVE GERRARD GERRARD

HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE

AND GAVE IT TO DEMBA BA

STEVE GERRARD GERRARD

Based!

i enjoy that fuck off chelsea fc song tbph

last 2 digits confirm number of player who will slip

Willian's shit get him off the pitch

Juventus fans weren't angels either desu

>Hazard as false 9
Oh fuck

did salah lose form when sala lost life?
are they linked?

I'm convinced footybites is some cunt samefagging 50 streams and none of them work

STEVE GERARD GERARD
HE'S BIG AND SO FUCKING HARD

city and palace fans were both singing it earlier too

he's dead, leave it

ABL is Yea Forums

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the one that died were just normal fans, the ultras were on the other side of the stadium but scousers were too retarded to realize that

FOY

>salah was playing for chelsea during the slip

>To win Chelsea need Hazard to GOAT it up
>Shove him up top le false 9

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This is the game where Chelsea players turn up and I start seething because they should have played like this for the whole season.

if digits it slips for good TODAY

>not just always using ripple webstream
acestream isn't worth the bother lad

If dubz it will slip.

why the black strips on sleeves?
for all those people that salah bombed?

What's up with higu? Why isn't he playing

At least they have trophies.

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>post yfw 0-0

Also reply to this post or I'll post the whole thing

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where's Giroud to whip the niggers into formation?

cute

>salel

KEPA

i hate willian so much

If anyone is going to slip I guarantee it will be David Luiz.

>SALEL

lIvErPoOl FaNs WoNt ShUt Up If ThEy WiN ThE LeAgUe

>Salad

fucking Kanté just give the ball to a better passer

>Sala

stop being a islamophobe reeee

Everyone here blames them for Heysel and loads of clubs are bitter about losing out on european seasons because of the ban

English and European football probably has a different landscape without that ban

It's true, he witnessed it.

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THIS

Anyone here saw chelsea official tweet? My fucking sides they know 96 slip memes

Dont

N

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Post it faggot I bet you won't

don't like those botnet players got a stream now anyway

it's a shame chelsea are such dogshit

yeh they need to bring back the popup subreddits. it's just one cunt sticking streams up, user contributed streams are always going to be better

Post it, I need a wank

chile

>suhluh

salah with the first slip of the afternoon

>VPN ads
what did scousers mean by this?

Salah is sooo cucking shit

LIVERPOOL IS BACK FOR REVENGE AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ......

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S L I P
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Here's (you) I'm eating

Liverpool lost?
Well I gues they weren't ABL to win.

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congrats on finding someone to type for you paddy

Why is Neville not commentating with Tyler?

post it she's got a nice bunghole

memes aside, chelsea look like shit, this has 3-0 written all over it

fabinho is playing in the slipping position this afternoon

did he die?

lol

Do it nigger

DISGUSTING

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thanks pedro

>Pet head: [ ]
>Don't Pet head: [ ]

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>polish comentators are reminding about fookin slip
OH NONONONONONONONONONOOO

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fuck off redd*t

CAM ON HUDSON NGUBU
SCAR SAM FAKIN GALS

Rate my GoT pool.

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Lamo ye deus i would love for us to win but if Liverpool get the first goal were fucked

This is guaranteed 1:1 match

So they have Jamie Carragher (ex-Liverpool) and Jamie Redknapp (ex-Liverpool) commentating on this game.

Nice!

Any digit and it slips

>this atmosphere compared to city's half empty ground

Lol

Wtf fuck was that backheel willian you stupid monkey

for me its ngubu

>Facefuck [x]

>tfw you're actually a competent keeper, especially by female standards, but all anyone will ever remember you for is the ROAST

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why are they chanting the "sterling won the double/scousers won fuck all" song?

Post it, what is it?

based af

>Luiz pushing high up the pitch already

Not liking this bros

>lelgium

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micucksa BTFO

>hazard as false 9
wtf is Sarri's problem?

>2019
>GoT
Just let it die with it's fat writer

dubs and pulisic scores the game winner in 90+2

it's just crowd mics being placed on the kop, nobody else gets that treatment for their behind the goal stands

dirty fucking scousers

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

>this silent stadium
Fucking hell, where is the 12th man?

he needed to make room to play the black english prospect

If digits Liverpool win the double

WTF HE COULD HAVE KILLED THE LAD

Citation needed

>chelsea already wasting time

Took the Contepill

She had to stretch to reach that.

why is this meme chant in every fucking league

single and slips

>game of reddit
kys

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>lose the ball
>OWWWWWWW MY LEGGGG ;_;

Thrones hasn't been good for years bro.

>booing Hazard

What a bunch of cunts

>murderball
based

piggy and jirpoo

the one team is liverpool which is notorious for slipping, but the other team has two of the people responsible for the 1-7. I wouldn't bet 10 cents on this shit

Same problem Mou and Conte had: shit strikers

>fabinho gets nowhere near the ball
>"play on la"
based refs keeping the title race tight

DON'T

Liverpool brothers will already give you a shot. You will quit fooling and you will stop cheering for "sarriball" for morons.

digits and van dyke slips

Can someone explain the mental gymnastics where that wasnt a foul?

Very crude.

liverpool wins

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>divehard

ayy

Think of it like Chad and the virgin. Imagine having pussy over and over again, it doesn't stay exciting. But now imagine being a virgin and coming close to losing your virginity a few times, but you always >slip when it matters most. Now you have that opportunity in your hands again, after 30 years of waiting. Think how excited you would be. Think of the noise you would make.
That's the difference between the Chad City multiple Premier League winners and the virgin Liverslip losers.

what does arby's taste like bros?

Lmao did fabinho just blow a snot rocket on hazard

no no no no no no no no no no

Nice trips now poast the roast

Refball

>Demba Ba laughs off idea that he 'feels sorry' for Steven Gerrard after slip

>"I didn’t feel sorry for him," the Istanbul Basaksehir forward told The Sun. "I’m not a Steven Gerrard supporter. I’m not a Liverpool supporter.

based and redpilled.

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Hazard with the Pat Lampard impression there

Right into these rentboy cunts Redman

ALLEZ

DELET

this match is super low quality? epl games are really boring lets be honest mates

everyone is only watching because they're in too deep
it's been dreadful for the last few seasons

hudson-ngubu is such overrated trash

Liverpool are winning this, screencap it.

go liverpool

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Hazard's a cheating cunt like the rest of the troglodytes from Chelshit

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Chelsea wins 1 - 0, Alisson own goal. You heard it here first

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>being a blind football fan

>Hudson-Odoi
>Loftus-Cheek
>Alexander-Arnold

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Kanté should have just shot

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>checked

W I D E

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

legend

What you lads having for tea?

>fabinho snotting directly on hazard

ewww

KLOPPOS AT THE WHEEL

hot

DELET THIS NOW

Based Bung-poster

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Can't wait for it to fucking slip

YUMMY

Oh god imagine the memes if the MAN MOUNTAIN itself is responsible for the slip

Every time the camera pans across that middle part of the pitch I can see Gerrard's ghost slipping over there

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yummy mummy

Based

it's not slipping

Why is it so crusty?

digits confirm slip

Reminder that Terry was literally murdered by GITDNs.
Reminder that Terry was right about literally everything.

Salad is such a diving cunt

That fucking dive

>pooiz

Clear fucking penalty

>city offside goal
>that clear refball

Fighting refs again

Smelly lying Arab bastard
burn in hell piece of shit

Seething Scouser detected

>le diving inshallah penalty man

Surely we will visit London and the chelshit supporters will be squealing that they fear the horde of liverpool muslims.

DIVING MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT

imagine the yummy smell

>salah
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>kick ball outside
>dive
>ask for a penalty

Completely based

DIVING MUZZIE TWAT

single and liverpool wins the league

imagine being the bloke who received this, what would you even say in response?

>Van Dyke getting dabbed on by RLC

so we all know its gonna slip. but when?

N
I
G
G
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D E T E C T E D

>Another game with diving
what a great """sport""" LMAO

diving cunt

>*dives*

>Willy

who else

Chelsea defending is weird when they are in their 4-5 banks. The fullback, in this case Emerson, goes up to press the other fullback, but this leaves Willian against Salah and Salah with a lot of space if he just stays wide.

*dive*

>van shyte

who will fill the role of

>Slippy G
>Demba Ba

this time?

90'+6'

>niggerd

>get touched in the box
>fall down
basic football skill desu

WILLIAN IS SO FUCKING SHIT

willian looks like the kind of black guy i'd create for a laugh in the sims. wee skinny man with a big fuck off hairdo

just like the first time
injury time first half

96th minute

Based, and dare I say, redpilled

My last 2 digits is the minute
96 hopefully

you don't get a penalty just for contact

Willian please

Salah is a barber? I dont get it

>be willian
>can't beat anyone

imperious diving from this dishwasher

>loftus cheek
>hudson odoi
Wtf happened to Chelsea?

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NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

IMPERIOUS

If digits Salah slips

Any of you fags have the adamant traore pepe?

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Imagine expecting something from Willian

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>every time Liverpool get a free kick
>hurr dive
I expected nothing less from Yea Forums.

wow willian is kind of good

Is he ok?

Imagine actually booing hazard

Get onside you stupid bastard

>slip

Stunning defending combo from Emerson and Luiz there.

No offside

F

>it's a Liverpool win episode
Boring. Can't cope lads.

Sarri is the club manager equiv of a English National Team manager. Play based on media presence rather than ability.

>Willel

link me senpai

>knate in the box because there is no one else
This is sad

Kanté the mega brainlet passing to someone offside

don't worry, it's just reversed

Soccer is finished. Look at all them non Nationals. Can't wait for a true sport to start in the summer, the hurling and Gaelic football

Hazard getting battered

Everything I've eaten since Saturday morning is just sat in my stomach and not digesting, what do.?

>not offside

ABC ref

Cunny on the top left

>no offside
refs really want liverpool to win this

This is murderball

These Chelsea players need to kick back at these scummy scousers taking Hazard down EVERY time

Chelsea look dreadful.

When no one expects something that's when he does something.

do a poo

Fag and a black coffee -- Whore's breakfast

>Hazard's face when these shit passes

Dick there, he comes from pathology, but he will not help his brother any worse. Fuck those apples without rules.

hmmmm sweetie

will they call a single foul on liverpool for hacking the shit out of hazard

chelsea waiting for a slippin' from Mane

>offside
Watch the replay. It's so close.

>panic.jpg

What's with this end to end hoofballing?

turns out willian is actually good
lmfao

Coffee and star jumps

>azaru

>slipped
>still have standart shatmyself as s sponsor
loserpool will never learn

Hazard actually thinks he's good enough for Real

Hazard made this too complicated for himself

that's a writer's breakfast.

whore's breakfast is a cigarette and a shot

Make a new thread la

What the fuck are you trying to aay

>Museli breakfast
>Gym session
>Protein shake
>Coffee

Enjoy your massive foot long shit

why would they record this?

all VERY good posts

w-what?

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Why the fuck is Kanté playing so high ?

lolwhat

It works in the PL so teams use it.

you

New thread where????

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Ngubu on Ngubu assault

Injure that rentboy shit

My fucking sides. What even is this?

well he's not a true goalscorer

black guy dead

ah cheers mate

wat

This.

Mr Blobby for PM.

excuse me.. where are Chelsea's strikers?

RIP bignig rudiger

Jorginho plays the Kante role now

...

is this your first chelshit game of the season?

>Hazard is onside
>Carragher: "he was offside"

>Mane shoves Rudiger over from the back
>Carragher: "it was just a coming together"

don't put me in the screenshot

what even happened to ruddiger

>Liverpoo literally playing murderball

What did you just fucking say

this is what Sarri asks from him

Is this the new have you even decided what does look more like?

How did but into where we were go

the state of Mané forehead

to force the slip

What the FUCK is Operation Anfield Exercise?

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>570 posts
>no new thread

ah yes i agree

this but unironically

>Strikers

It's not 2010 m8.

On the bench

True

NEW

never forget the 96 la

I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there you up to today and tomorrow and I will be there at the same time

All retired now

Hudson-Ngubu is so shit, why is he playing over based Pedro?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Never seen a post I've agreed with more. But put me in the screencap please.

sarriball

>96
this is the thread

Kurwa, Seba, what?!

why doesn't sarri just put giroud in the box and cross to him

Make a new thread

They check Salahs locker for any IED's

imagine how much worse this team will be with pulisic

noice

>>/92067047
>>/92067047
>>/92067047
new

...

holy shit how am i laughing this much

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new thread

No, seriously, could it be some security check in a weird term to not panic anybody? Like how aircraft tell the crew there is an issue?

mane didnt touch ruddiger

...

This is the thread.

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I love Google translate

I speak both of his languages and I still have no fucking clue what the fuck he's trying to tell us

true post kino

say that again, i fucking dare you

you got it all wrong bro

I was here