/heem/

This is the one

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Frankie vs Max next

diaz unironically

If max didn't have cte before he for sure does now

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Mini Blessed deserves a better father than bum Max

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Dustin really doesn't have much to bring to the table against Kebab, right?

There was one point in the 4th I think where Max had Dustin up against the cage and was landing clean on him. Nate would have finished him there.

Power & Pashun

Contrary to what he said, Schaub actually got every prediction right.

Yeah, it’s kind of dumb that there is this whole year long meme interim belt build up for a meh fight

My picks always lose, I'm going to start going against my instinct like George Costanza

I wish that had been Max v Tony. I think Max beats Tony desu

honestly, probably not.
i like Poirier, but it's yet another favourable match-up for Kebab
Poirier has nice BJJ but i don't think it will be enough to stop the inevitably boring 50-45 wrestlefuck which soibois will call a ""mauling""

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He'll do better than McGregor at least

Tony Cuts Max Up Like A Cheese Grater And Then Finished Him With Some Snap Jitsu

Unironically he may stand a chance because Khabib doesn't have much of a size advantage. 15-20% chance he wins

adesanya weighed in at 183lb and struggled against a fat WW. How does he match up against the literal GOAT though?

why do americans pronounce Israel as "Isreal"?

Interim champs aren't real champs just glorified #1 contenders

Unfortunately I believe Artem wouldn't be able to overcome the 15" reach advantage Adesanya bas

based and d'arcepilled

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Both are treated equally in terms of payment so not really.

I think Aldo deserves a third fight if he beats Volkanovski

he obviously hates dc's guts and he's maybe saying this to make his own w look better, but this comment did warm my heart
no matter how much he hates him, you can tell that he does respect him as an opponent
this is a nice and wholesome tweet imo

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i think people overestimate kebab, he only had like 3-4 fightds against top10 guys when compared to real good fighters like cormier , jones, max who faught against monsters for years

how should I feel after last night?

>day after fights
>wake up slew derived
>spend the morning in a haze listening to post fight podcasts
Based Zane Simon

Max wins the trilogy

Just how good is Conor McGregor?

Where does Kevin Lee fit into all of this?

idk man, i really like silva, but cant stand israel for some reason.
poor max, he had such a good run

Smacks Hollywood, Conor McGregor, and Brendan Schaub are currently on equivalent win streaks.

he badly needs a 165lb division
he's going up to Welterweight for his next fight (against a former Lightweight), but he's never going to be able to outwrestle Usman, Colby, Tyrone etc at Welterweight
The cut to Lightweight is obviously very bad for his cardio and his chin, but he's not big enough to seriously compete with the elite wrestlers at Welterweight

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what are the odds that colby covington is on EPOs? cardio is suspect

Kevin Gatsum has a peach of a body but homeboys gotta peach pit for a chin If you feel me chin

based holm looking like a heavyweight

Why is it so hard to avenge your loss in mma?

In rematches usually the same winner wins again.

both guys have each other's number

Whoever wins the rematch wins the trilogy. There is literally only 1 exception to this rule.

>Holloway CTE defense
Why bros...

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Where does Tony "champ shit only" Ferguson fit into this?

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He is a small welterweight and he took a big break in the fourth round against RDA.

>get blasted by Aldo twice
>get blasted by Poirier

at what point does Max succumb to CTE

reddit
I could see it going stylebenders way. Not only has the pillow fist meme has been disproven at this point, Isreal showed us he can recover from getting touched and then get comfortable opening up against a seasoned striker. That momentum shift is what won him the fight. His counter game is money once he finds his range, and he plays his angles EXTREMELY well. Also adesanya landed some nice shots at close range. Stayed calm and waited for kelvin to come up for air and pieced him up a bit.

While this may be true I do think bobby has a higher fight iq than Kelvin. Whittaker won't risk trading with Adesanya especially after what he saw tonight. The man (stylebender) can adapt and land some serious shots in and out of the pocket. Bobby will most likely look for takedowns/light exchanges early to dictate the pace of the fight then stay at a distance and point his way to victory.

Knuckles only chance of an assured W is early in the fight cause it seems like Isreal likes to figure out his opponents before opening up. Just my thoughts tho because Bobby doesn't seem like the guy to swing for the fences in the 1st and 2nd.

Isreal catches him late in the 4th though.

I want Khabib to pop for EPO's so the division can actually be competitive again

you guys are fucking lame, i'm boutta be done with this division

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same but for jon jones instead

I want Conor to take EPO so he can have some gas in the tank

Bobby Knuckles boxes his ears off and then in Israel's return fight he gets shadow realmed by Yoel

wonderboy heems adesanya lmao

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>Adesanya wins
>wins the Yoel sweepstakes

Reading about all of these retards that couldn't figure out how to buy the pay-per-view, I always forget just how unwilling people are to learn how to use technology. In a world where Google and Wikipedia exists there is no excuse for not figuring out how to do something.

Only thing is that they needed to stress harder was that you couldn't buy the pay per view on ESPN apps. It's definitely hard to explain to people that Google, Amazon, and apple would just get 30% of the sale for no fucking reason.

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No they aren’t

ultimate decision fest amirite?

weeb cazzie retard

I think he'll have a very difficult time dealing with Robert's jab. Kelvin's jab was getting through, and Rob is much taller and longer than Kelvin with a more established jab. Furthermore Robert's clinch game and elbows on the break were hard enough to stagger Romero. Also the headkick is a weapon, considering izzy got rocked by one this fight. Overall I just think Robert brings way more weapons to the table, Kelvin is an easier puzzle as he really only has the straight left and left hook.

Is there really no way to pirate fight pass without getting jewed?
Other than watching streams?

Torrents dont have all the fights.

Sounds like a man who didn't watch the UFC 236 press conference

Yeah.. I'm thinking he's back

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>Tfw Conor is a natural athlete and that's why he has shit cardio

Max 3, 4 and 5
Gameplan Gastelum heems Adesanya
Jouban was not robbed
Khalil is Bangkok Ready

You are a man that’s retarded so there’s that.

>Nate heems dustin
>Conor heems kebab
>Nate vs Conor 3 for the belt
This was Dana’s plan all along

lets be honest, uncle dana is pretty based.

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I think connor meant that he was gonna fight nate. because dana already said that dustin is fighting khabib in september

Whittaker trains with WB for this fight

Dustin will get "Injured" and Conor will step in, fight won't be in Abu Dubai though.

>get BTFO by Khabib
>Khabib ignites brawl
>ugly Twitter war starts
>rebook the fight

jihad confirmed

>Kelvin's jab was getting through
How weird was that
A significantly shorter man in opposite stance landing the jab at will is now how you would expect things to go.

It's just odd that you haven't understood that not only are interim champions paid at a Championship tier, they also split the pay-per-view revenue cut with the other champion. When you challenge for the title as a contender, you receive no such cut. Although yeah you're right it's just a glorified #1 contender spot it's not prizefighting amazing analysis dude.

Conor was never good and will never beat Khabib

Khabib was never good either, LW is a meme and so is WW, bones and cormier are cans and the only good fighter on the roster rn is boston salmon

I think Kelvin and Bobby have equal jabs. Isreal looked good in the clinch tonight, so I wouldn't count that against him. While I agree that Bobby has more weapons than kelvin, we haven't seen how he utilizes them against an elite striker as of late. Isreal is definitely more comfortable on his feet than Whittaker so I don't think Whittaker is going to engage nearly as much as he did with Romero or Souza.

>Torrents dont have all the fights

the state of (You)

It’s also odd you backpedaled to “tier”. Interim gets a higher pay. They don’t get undisputed pay and PPV points are negotiated individually

>Although yeah you're right it's just a glorified #1 contender spot it's not prizefighting amazing analysis dude.
That clearly wasnt me, retard. But you’re obviously fucking stupid so this is just an exercise of futility

Favourite current LW champ?

have sex

Another european shithole country filtered. Thank God for 4chanx

The one who actually beat the previous holder of the belt

S E E T H E

Actually, despite being part of Eurovision, Australia is part of Oceania

>stylebend this

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>It is Nate next for you
>for you
Conor’s plan is Dustin vs. Nate

They dont?
Unless you mean a private tracker

yeah I thought that but it seems too ridiculous for him to mean it like that

Noted

A purist then
For me it's gotta be Tony
>Khabib out till end of year
>Tony getting de-chipped
>Poirier just had a hard fight
Wonder what the next title fight at LW will be

Do you just want the last word after getting so thoroughly humiliated? I’ll let you get it, champ

*gets dropped by pooriah*

israel is gay and will be blushing hard during the fight seeing the most beautiful man in the ufc in front of him, bet the house on costa

youtu.be/kXLX8DTFCyw
youtu.be/kXLX8DTFCyw
Post card embedded

nathan donald diaz will heem poorier, heem goob, and submit khabib to become undisputed champ. he will then retire before tony can defeat him. diaz bless

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Jason TheKid Knight @Jasonthekid23
All healed up ..... time to go fishin!!
twitter.com/Jasonthekid23/status/1117447189981216768

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It’s Conor. He is an actual literal brainlet, of course his plan is ridiculous and doesn’t help anyone but him

You won but in many ways I also won because we proved that the interim belt actually carries meaning

Give him nugget

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All true but israel has shit taste and is dating some miniature white dude. He will be unswayed by the roidmonkey

boston salmonella potential world beater?

>26 yo

Yang gang

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>you now remember Gerald Mousachi

>jon angling to fight another mw
sad

fuck this bug eyed chink. go look up his gun control policy.

I support strict gun laws

Someone post some Olivi from last night

I barely know who yang is but bro. I looked up his gun control stuff and it’s nothing wrong with it? U shouldn’t have guns u americlaps. All you do is kill each other.

Now that the dust has settled
is heem better with or without him?

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I barely know who yang is but bro. I looked up his muslim immigration policies and it’s nothing wrong with it? U shouldn’t have intolerance towards minorities. All you do is kill each other. Now pls fuck my wife.

If i had a gun i'd kill you

I too enjoy cock and ball torture

Next weekend's event is on at a funny time
Remember to set your schedule accordingly

Anyone got webms of Poirier v Holloway?

I have a few extra that I will fire at paper targets while thinking about how I wish Swedebro was with me at the range and how we would get some beers afterwards then shake hands and go home

I like how hyped we all were to finally see Boston Salmon and then it ended like that. He is definitely one of our boys now

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I do not

damn

well i mean my friend has plenty of guns so i could just borrow his

>we
You don’t speak for anyone. Remember that.

Did he call out the butthurt Brit yesterday?

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its official, all of my boys are done, good bye heem, it was a good ride.

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Unironically I believe that Aldo would do great at LW even with the size disadvantage, but we won't ever see it. Aldo vs Gaethje would be GOAT.

jesus those pillow fists, any hard hitter would've ended it here

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Bobby Knuckles bitzs would be to much for Israel but Yoel's passive counter style really wouldn't be effective against him

Can you win the chip from a psych ward?

I invented toilet Max

not sure why Jon seems so adamant on fighting Adesanya
Well, obviously the PPV draw but he seems to be going at it hard when Israel is obviously going to fight Whitaker next

This and the ultimate guide to the universe: autist edition are great reads

how did they stuff that pig into a dress? literally looks like ms piggy from the muppets

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lmao true

Not anymore senpai

Poirier's guard was immensely impressive that fight and gave Max a lot of problems. Go back and watch lads, Max struggles to land much cleanly at all simply due to Dustin's guard.
He even tells his corner at one point "he's blocking weird".
Sometimes he'd have a high guard and other times he'd keep one hand by his chin and the other protecting his body. He got too gassed to maintain it effectively but it was a big difference maker

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Damn dustins got a nice lookin wife.

skinny black guy is becoming popular so jones' niche is threatened.

>657 strikes, 0.5 knockouts
>52 takedowns, 3 submissions of world known wraslers Gooby, MJ & Shalorus
>Darrell "I have dayjob" Horcher tapped to his G'n'P! That guy is a rock, that's why khabib practices it in every embedded video, to break guys like him. And only him!
>0 legit fights, no opponent had non gatekeeper career after, Al is unironically best opponent and could hold 5 rounds on short notice
(You) now know why the mighty undefeated champion khabitch "savage eagle" nurgaymedov never talked about moving to WW and proving the world he's the best crotchsniffin wrasler.

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based max
how can you hate him

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Jon Jones isn't skinny

I think we can all agree but disagree here

You can't, he's a great guy, same as Poirier

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dat implant gap.
degenerate.

So glad I bet on Dustin and avoided the cazzie Max hype

Prime Frankie Pedgar would unironically be lightweight champion right now.

based Tony spamming 1 picture

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>skips Yoel, Jacare, Luke, Chris, Paulo
>still talks shit about Bobby

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max is the better fighter
dustin is the harder hitter

discuss

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dustin has the hotter wife

this guy is forever gently fondling everybody's sac now.
the cringe is unbearable.

Shittaker sucks and loses to Adesanya unironically

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Tony finishes both of Dustin/Max and Paulo finishes both Kelvin and Memebender

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yeah because he thinks he gets an immediate rematch with Kebab

He's not wrong

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Naw. Years ago, for about a 3 or 4-fight streak, but not anymore.

Crazy Mcgregor bullied and embarassed this Chad.

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Based volume pillowfists.

He bullied Peahead. Poirier with hair is a different manimal

i want mcgregor back just to humiliate this chump again.

t. bet his allowance on max

youtu.be/NuKq2q1_nEE
Schaub wins again

tell me what fight are you looking for my guy

Seething cuckhold. Fatfuckselum is lucky Poodesanya has poopyfists. Whittaker wouldve shattered Fatfuckselums jaw in half

Yeah, Poirier looks too much like a chad with a chad fighting style for me to see him as an underdog anymore even though I want to root for him and know he is a good guy. He needs to shave his head

>Fake Tits
>Hot

you may choose only one

I'm convinced the Swiss poster is just a spammy proxy specifically for the most braindead takes. Never seen a good post from the medkit

breathe

Kelvin is an idiot, unfortunately. He could easily win this by not trying to wrestle
Dustin has his problems but he is big as fuck now. His cardio is much better than gooby's too

They're not fake.

yikes at this entire post. gonna be great seeing whittaglass finally permaflushed and the middleweight division can have a fighting champion again, which it has lacked for a long time

have sex

Gina Carano is in the star wars mandalorian movie. She made it lads.

They need either sex or Jesus

this. those are pure 100% natural milkies. if i was married to her i probably wouldn't even go for the pussy. maybe the feet. definitely the focus would be on the tits.

Ethered

okay but who won the fight and who won the story?

t. picked fatselum
LMAO imagine doing the old Werdum and taking down a guy who is out on his feet

Would make squeal tbf

is Khalil Rountree the new pic rel's crush?

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I think Whittaker dodged a bullet here. The way Gastelum was throwing bombs, I don't think Bobby would have made it out of the 1st round with him. Israel only survived because he has range and elite hed mooment. And even then he Still barely won.

Gastelum won the story of the fight because he didn't leave looking like he put his face inside a beehive

Dustin won the fight, but Max won the war if you pay attention to the stats. Look into it

no, he is team Israel

Rare night where the winners of the fights also won their respective stories

No it's still Yoel. He said twice(maybe more) in the broadcast that Romero beat Rob in the last the last fight which means he thought Yoel should have got 2 10-8 rounds

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Are Pettis wife tits fake? It's hard to tell sometimes.

joe really pissed me off with that

i scored it as a draw but hes still damaging bobbys rep by spouting his dumbass opinions

if they were real there wouldn't be a fist-sized gap between them at there chest. an easy tell. sorry.

Would have to see them in motion

do you remember what fight Rogaine called for a 10-7 last night?

I remember that I cringed hard but I cant remember the fight

best posters in here
medkit
"askren was out" favella nigger
me

post vidya

Why did Izzy's face turn like that? That type of swelling is not something we see typically

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How would Izzy vs Yoel play out?

Yoel would knock the anime out of Israel. Israel is not ready for Big Dick Bobbert. Fatselum was a fat welterweight.

all of them are the same guy (You)

Diaz would have smoked him like a Thanksgiving ham.

Guess Dustin's not Jewish, huh

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he wont get away without a daddy kiss thats for sure

they for sure jiggled when they kissed

Just look at my track record
Kamaru Usman, former champ
Tyron Woodley, former champ
Conor Mcgregor, former champ
Khabib Nurmagomedov, former champ
Max Holloway, former champ
Eddie Alvarez, former champ
Anthony Pettis, former champ
Justin Gaethje, former champ

GSP, where you at?

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See
Most likely broken bones in and around the jaw and eye socket. Always causes facial swelling see

Yeah same here

Izzy has an impressive gas tank on him.

Anyone got a picture of what Eryk Anders' leg looks like today?

Izzy decisions him. Yoel hits harder than Gastelum, but Kelvin is a far better boxer. Better offensive wrestling too. Yoel has nothing for Israel.

>nate biatch

The shape of those don't give me the impression of implants. They look like they'd have a fair bit of sag to em without anything holding em up.

RDA's wife is all natty.

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That was the 5th round of Adesanya-Gastelum. Rogan is becoming unlistenable. Can’t fucking stand when he spergs out over every strike and starts screaming “He’s hurt!”

Maybe the Anders fight but I dont remember hearing that

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this, also note that particular Canadian is a nonwhite incel so his opinion is always wrong

>hit by a jab
OH THAT STUNG HIM
>grazed by a hook
OH HE'S IN TROUBLE
>kick that was checked
OH
OH
THAT'S NOT GOOD
>gets hit and backs up for second
STOP THE FIGHT
CALL IT OFF REF

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lmao

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I'm leaning towards real, last picture is a good shot. Need to see them moving though to be 100%

Cringe of the year

YIKES

Why are game of thrones fans so fucking annoying?

Who the fuck asks a fighter after 5 rounds in a press conference if he's hyped for the last season of got (which is all filler btw)?

I used to make excuses for Rogan but he really needs to retire. Maybe it's just recency bias but he's been shit the pas

oh for sure gastelum has a munster chin

past few events* wme jews stole my post

>OHHHHH MAX CLIPPED HIM
Was clearly a slip

How is it filler? Lol just because the writing sucks now doesn't mean the episodes are non-canon

can someone post khalil webms from last night, was really impressed that he changed his style that much in 4 months

Hahah good one. It sounded like Rogan wanted to cry when Anders got dropped for the 4th time

imagine watching GOT past season 2

>Lol just because the writing sucks now doesn't mean the episodes are non-canon
It's fucked up how that fat sack of shit couldn't finish a book series within 25 fucking years.
I'm only hyped to see this shit end since i've been a part of this shit for almost 10 fucking years

>OHH ITS A GUILLOTINE

Time to stop watching anime kid

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This kept making me laugh

He said Magomed Shapirov right in the begging and it's all went downhill from that
Izzy got rocked by jabs and Yoel jumping in the cage like an ape. He would destroy him
Is it american thing or everyone obsessed with got?
>THAT CHOKE LOOKS TIGHT

If you like writers who are unable to finish their work there's this great series called Hunter x Hunter

to be fair
luke was already flushed before the fight
>Hunter x Hunter
lol no thanks, i'm already a retard who fell for the beserk meme. it fucking sucks man.

last few berserk chapters are getting good again finally

The Johnny Walker effect

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more fighters should do this tbqh
learn from the source

Look at that tdd man.

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Yoel beat Izzy. Easily.

t b h the Anime at least had some resolution where it ended it's definitely worth a watch

>Le check hook man
Fuck off, Cockholder almost got heemed by Branch, beating him proves nothing at this point. Yoel is an overrated bum that can't do anything except throw wild hooks. I know he's your favorite bull, but hop off his dick for one second, Joe. Yoel literally has nothing that Israel hasn't seen yet. But for sure he's a MUUUNSTER, have you seen the size of him? Imagine him on top of your wife, am I right?

>derrides a guy for overrating a black man while simultaneously overrating another black man

I always knew Max was overrated for sure

if you wouldn't breed Gabi get the fuck out of my face

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judges scored this exchange for dustin because he's the ""aggressor""
this is all you need to do to win in mmgay

>Yoel literally has nothing that Israel hasn't seen yet

Olympic caliber wrestling?

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It has nothing to do with race, you obsessed /pol/tard. Israel is an autistic weeb lanklet, he'll never be anybody's bull.

It's in "new mma rules" apparently. Joe was talking about it yesterday

Max has turned into Tony Ferguson.

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Just had one of the best weekends of my life brehs
Tripped on acid watching one of the best ufc cards I've ever seen and then went to brazilian jiu-jitsu comp classes whilst still slightly tripping and having revelations in how to improve my game and prevent bad situations for myself.

Hope you guys had a good weekend too with some good fightch

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>writes a wall of text about yoel being a bull and fucking people's wives
>i'm the /pol/tard

>Anderson Silva's last 3 losses have all come to guys who were or later became Champions

Are you ready to APOLOGISE?

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Yoel is a peach of a wrestler 100% bee. For sure don't get put on your ass by Bumson. For sure don't get outwrestled by Whittaker. But who cares, he was in the OLYMPICS my guy, he's b-b-beast homeboy.

>seething onepiss-fag
togashi is the goat

/heem/ is so aggressive after fight nights. You boys get that shot of third party testosterone in you and the swears go right thru the roof!

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That's literally the only reason anyone rates him, I can't help the fact that heem is full of cucks.

Yoel would throw his skinny ass all around the cage or brutally heem him in the 2nd.

so do we agree those were two of the greatest back to back fights of all time?

imagine you had to fight a guy like this

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As much as i want adesanya to lose, you are forgetting what he said after the fight, that he performed worse due to being hurt/rocked early on, and i believe him. Kelvin had success with his jab (which he shouldn't have had) due to this.

> looks like ms piggy from the muppets

You are confusing Ms.Porier with Dee "Fat Pig" Devlin, my guy

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Except he lost

you have to go back

You're underselling it. The last time he lost to a non future/current champion was January 2006 against Yushin Okami. He will expose Cannonier.

ESPN's not fucking around now that they're running PPV, might be the best card this year

Lawler/RoMac followed by Conor/Chad is up there

Modern non-ufc roiders are super slow

and also would have gassed in round 2,

One fc guys are pretty fast. Yuya who fought DJ was faster than him and bigger than Alvarez

Izzy-Gastelum is legit in my top 5 best bangers of all time

GoT is probably just an american thing. A fat autistic amerilard wrote the novles and stocked it full of brits to give it legitimacy and sophistication. Then the tv scripts are disguised american bravado written by 2 jews from Chicago

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yeah, I mean the heavier guys

*ahem*

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Why Max didnt just rip the body is beyond me. All those high elbows...

He is a narcissist and a psycho, so he is triggered by people comparing izzy to him.

Poirier guarded the body well too
Also with Max being a volume puncher, he never really seemed to have the power to really dig into Poirier's body. On top of that Poirier's counters were completely on point

you're the only person bringing race into this, you weirdo

>born in africa
>never spent more than a day in an english speaking country
>both speak perfect english without an accent
whitoid anglosphere btfo

>tony has a multiple personality disorder
>spammy is one of that schizo's personalities

It all makes sense now

both come from rich loaded families, both still try to make "grew up in the hood" storylines

When did either of of them ever say they "grew up in the hood"?

Kind of like AOC.

Scared of getting countered

Kamaru grew up in a shack, Israel had servants

based israel making heemcels SEETHE

Usman always talks about the struggle while living in Nigeria and playing in trash or something like that

im not a racist but adesanya really looked likea monkey after the fight

those puppies from Ms. Piorer are the real double champs

i gave you many chances heem

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Valbongs twitter right now lads

>Nothing clear about that fight. Get real.
>I’m not being defensive, im telling you to get real because anybody acting like that fight was in any way “clear” needs to give them self a shake. I get that you love Dustin, I do too, if you think he won that’s cool, but the only clear thing about the fight is that it was close.
>4-1 Max would have been more defensible than 4-1 Dustin even though it would have seemed silly looking at their faces.
>Round 1 is the only round Dustin definitely won. Max definitely won 3 and 4. Other two could go either way.
>I think Max won. 3-2 all 10-9s is how I scored it, 1&5 for Dustin, 2,3 & 4 for Max. I can see a 10-8 for Dustin in the first, though. I don’t think Dustin won, in my heart of hearts I just don’t, because the only way to give him that second round is to not count Max’s body work.

haha, epic race-baiting comment, my guy, you'd better screencap this. calling black guy a monkey, what a wit! have you thought of doing stand up, my dude?

Henry Cejudo the type of guy _______ gold medal

If you've seen pictures of his early childhood house you'll know that he's not actually lying. I don't know how his parents pulled it off to get here

nobody cares
poirier obviously won
max is a can

have sex, get a job, or kill yourself. pick one.

to have a

Jon erased all his tweets

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>It is what it is
Based

house cracker

What a fucking idiot

WTF i'm voting for TULSI now !

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Is this actually some heemsters twitter or are you just memeing around?

What a woman, id love to spray my semen on her face

lads remember when Gastelum rocked Adesanya with a head kick and then shot for a takedown

His father was "a businessman" who got into prison
>Could go either way
>I disagree the way it went

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Oh shit he did. If this nigger popped again so help me God.

BASED Tulsi!

His fight IQ is the same as the temperature in a fridge

twas a peach of fight iq for sure

In many ways, if Israel manages to get past Rob, then he's the champion. But if you think about it, if he loses to Whittaker, he's actually not the champion. It's an interesting situation.

based trashchild, i love usman now

He looked to be exhausted. If he's anything like a common heemposter, then lifting his leg up once above his waist was enough to do him in.

what compels a person to do this?

Hmmmm ....

I do

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>goes for a takedown
wtf was that

what happened with khalil and macedo?

man KG gunna be kickin himself when he rewatches this fight he couldve ended it

he was inspired by andre souphanousinphone

Wrestlers' iq at its best

Adesanya played that off really well

>no makeup no bs
>clearly wearing falsies and bb cream
Who is this woman? I would heem her.

suckcumfart is truly the most influential martial artist of our generation

I messaged Veronica that if she didn't stop burning the coal I'd fly over there and make her pay the toll so she broke up with him.

Seriously, why is this shit so common?
Unironically and all memes aside, why do so many people do this? It's not that he didn't realise he rocked him, otherwise he wouldn't shoot.

But especially in Gastelum's case, he wasn't landing any takedowns all fight, he barely used his wrestling, but the one time he rocks him bad he decides to? What would that gain him, the round he was already winning anyway?

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He's in the heemcord and accidentally doxxed his twitter. If you look through you can see the discord mod replying to a lot of his tweets.

I guess that's what you do when someone has battered your brain every time you get in range for 20 minutes

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based, thank you for saving rountree’s fighting career

Intredasting

One thing I haven't seen mentioned in /heem/ they said on commentary that Gastelum hadn't landed a single takedown since 2015. Wtf?

whole fight was a work

>Wake up Dustin

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brb booking a flight to thailand

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is nick diaz still relevant?

im a honest guy
he really did look like a monkeyracism only exists inside your mind full of prejudice

Cool story bro

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Santos killed this man
Goddard should be sued for not stopping it

Can anyone explain to me why kebab is so popular with soibois? They take his side on literally every single thing he does. What is his appeal to that particular group?

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A fine, black specimen like that probably cleaned up the local Thai gash

They don't want to be accused of islamaphobia and shunned by their peers

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there's no way khalil is natty lmao, bigger traps than yoel

>reddit screams at how Conor is holding up the division
>They are fine with Khabib holding up everything

Why are they like this?

Probably Porier desu. Diaz hasn't fought in forever and is overrated for beating Conor. I still love Nate, but he's not really a contender anymore.

Because their casuls that see his record and think he’s the next mayweather of MMA

I think he’s a beast but far from p4p best

>ERYK ANDERS IS A WARRIOR HE WILL NEVER QUIT YOUD HAVE TO KILL HIM IN THERE!!!!
>*quits in between rounds against marreta*

If Porier was able to cut up Max Tony would have finished him with in 3. Max was getting hit all night he has terrible striking defense, Trex arms, and pillow fists. He had nothing to offer Tony. Tony is probably better at every aspect if we're being honest. There's a reason Max cuts weight until he looks like a Holocaust victim, he's scared to fight the big boys.

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Why is The Masters so fucking based?
>Less commercials than last night pay-per-view
>Airs for free on your local CBS broadcast affiliate station
>Supreme sounds work creates ideal ambiance
>Is actually a tradition unlike any other

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his corner stopped that i'm pretty sure
stop talking shit

He's also anti-white

Lmao my dumbfuck cazzie brother actually thought toilet max was going to win that fight. I shat all over his stupid ass during the entire fight.

When Conor held up 2 divisions it was because he fought 3 times one being in a different sport. And the other was for a replacement and a rematch on that replacement then he played game on social media

Khabib on the other hand got suspended for his incident. He fucked up but he didn’t fuck off

He wanted to secure the round by taking him to the ground. Izzy was hurt so he saw it as opening to get him down. Kelvin knew he won the 1st round and this one was close so if he could secure it then it meant he just needed to win one more round. It was a high IQ move by him and it takes a lot of awareness to do mid fight

call me when someone gets knocked out at the masters, otherwise fuck off

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Askren was out

>Le miss weight man and get kidney failure man
O fer ser he's tuff my man a definite p4p and not a cutbabby

>we now get to see the gender bender get mauled by the murderer's row

Zero chance that he faces Whittaker, Romero, Jacare, Costa, Weidman, Rockhold without being repeatedly starched or subbed. If the Mexican minifridge can almost put him away then he's getting permaflushed within the next few fights.

I see you soon boy

ref stopped it because he refused to go back to his corner and instead flopped down on the ground. after the fight he admitted he was just exhausted and it wasn't the damage that made him do that. that's the definition of quitting.

Are they going to put nate in the hall of fame?

Yeah but you have to watch people golf. Is there a more boring activity than watching someone else play the most boring sport?

>weidman, rockhold
lol

A few fights last night were 10 times more boring than this

How far do you guys think Rountree can go? He must be a sponge if he's picked up Muay Thai this quickly. Wonder if the same can be done with grappling if he puts his mind to it

How much of his chin is gone?

He had a good performance keep staying in denial. I wasn't any an Izzy fan going in to last night but he put up a good fight so I'm not going to spend my time hating on him like some cuck.

So this is the true power of hypetrains...

Incredible to behold.

he will fail a drug test soon probably, he isn't as well connected as yoel or jones

forgot pic

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Anders has a habit of freezing up in front of his opponent so it's hard to say

Khalil use to be a skateboarder when he was younger so that might explain it

Yeah the standards for the ufc Hall of Fame are low. The ufc isn't that old so they're putting everyone who was ever noteworthy in there to attempt to make some sort of legacy for the organization.

>misses weight cutting 30+ lbs per fight once, has liver failure twice because f the extreme cut

>cleans up his weight cut and haven’t came close too missing twice

(You)
>hurr durr

His chin was holding up better than Israel before that 5th round

But after that who knows

oh for sure
let me just put on the golf myse-*falls asleep*

nah, they are putting him on a shelf

because that's where you store your cans

fucking matt serra is in it

100% with you. The golf is a nice event, but the real draw is the impeccable grounds, the peaceful sounds, and ambiance of a place under stately control.

The ideal gated community, really.

Add pettis

don't respond to the h8rs, they're the same folks who picked a medicore fighter in canor to heem him, and they're now in shambles trying to convince themselves poorier has a chance. i remember them saying max would khabib as well LMAO

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That fight pissed me off. One of the reasons I bet against Anders yesterday

Israel was exposed.

Y/N?

good enough to majority dec diaz and get mauled by kabob like a walk in the park

Max vs Gaethje for the poopoo CTE belt

He’s retired but he will always be relevant to me

nah. he needs to stop doing the anderson stuff. all of his success comes from his straightforward technical kickboxing. the exaggerated feinting and odd looks just get him touched up.

It's not his chin it's his cardio. He should have fixed that problem after old man Jacare walked him down in the 3rd round. Really dissapointing to see that happen

no, he was exposed against Silva and unexposed against Gastelum

now he is actually the rightful contender to be smooshed by Bobby

Weidman beat prime Anderson twice with ease, Israel squeaked past the bloated corpse that Weidman ruined. Rockhold then smoked Weidman and finished him 3 times in the fight, Herb just let it go because it was for the title and missed where he tapped.

The guy's a hypejob, he beat a wrestler who didn't wrestle and had been through a brutal height cut, Izzy has got heemed by cans in the C-leagues, wait until he's facing some real competition.

Since when does The Masters get a sticky on Yea Forums?
MMA barely gets stickies bros.

No, I thought he chin would get cracked by KG but it looked solid. Rob still schools him tho

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Get off my heem you rich boy faggot

tigger woods must be winning or something, that's the only time anyone cares about roidswing

cringe

*has 2 fights in 2 years*
*almost dies fighting pooel*
absolute munster for sure, cant wait until memebender ends this glorified can

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>he beat a wrestler who didn't wrestle and had been through a brutal height cut
imagine being so scared of the reddit boogeyman that you cope THIS hard

>misses weight because he was stuffing himself with tiramisu

Don't underestimate the effects of height cutting. It destroys fighters

>Fights
>Wins
Oh but fer sure he's not a champ even though he didn't fight and lose

Izzy went 5 rounds with Tavares
Rob starched a pre USADA Tavares in 1 round

His chin didn't get deleted. The same thing happened to Gaethje. He was too tired to close his mouth properly to withstand the punches
I think Kelvin got exposed more. His decisions under pressure were really bad

Know some hard dudes in Syria and Iraq that can help with a height cut

Yes I remember the guy with a back tacking submission pedigree attempting to submit a hurt striker

>lads lads lads oh lads!!
Stfu nigger

My buddy thought gastelum won after the end of the fight. Should I have heemed him?

Cringe

that's like............ comparing peaches and tangerines my dude

lmao that choke was not in at all

Y
even a manlet can tag him

Dustin literally said in the post fight presser it was in and tight
LITERALLY his words

Why did Kelvin shoot guys? He had Palestine’s head on a platter

Gastelum should have won the decision because he's a WW fighting at MW and so he should receive extra points

Can't forget adding extra points for being a fridge and storing his buddies' beverages while fighting

Because
he was tired and adesayna was ready to counter

lmao get fucked burgerfat

honestly I had written him off but, with that level of improvement in just 4 monthsI think he could easily be ranked, I think you could have him fight shogun for his next fight

yeah I agree, Gastelum actually got robbed if you look at it objectively with no bias

>this is what it's like to lack the ability to produce testosterone.

Seek medical help, theres probably an ointment or something you can get.

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Memeity meme meme meme

Because Conor is alpha and not Muslim

>he doesn't cut height

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The last few years Joe's just been saying whatever pops into his head, whether or not it's justified. I'm sure it's super confusing to people to have an announcer that sounds like he's watching another fight.

Asky v Kabi
Who wins?

If i was allowed to keep training i would be on track to heem adesanya but our only mma gym is next to a school and im not allowed to be within a mile or 2 of a childrens school

Usman's family moved to the US when he was 8. What the fuck are you even talking about.

Did you know that Joe Rogan is married to a women who has a mixed raced adult daughter? What did he mean by this?

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Ironically, because you can't afford the same gating, YOUR community is subject to an influx of people you don't like, like me.

See how it works?

the fans

>grew up in a shack

His family moved the US when he was 8. I dont think it takes a genius to see how those two statements are incongruous.

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You flash your piece I'm gonna take it away from you, shove it up your ass and pull the fuckin' trigger 'til it goes click

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Friggen bears, man. Bears!

He always roids for DC specifically, of course there is respect.

because islam
anything khabib does will be attributed to his religion and not his backward views of the world
and west is so afraid to say things how they be and call certain group of people out

Why do British people pronounce hello as “oi thar mate top of the mornin’ To ya bloody fookan wanna”?

Khabib has been suspended for several months and wont be eligible to fight until July. All of these arguments about him holding up the division are irrelevant.

I mean, yeah.

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you've got us confused with Australia

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>nigger pitbull btfo
based bear

Yeah, but he’s suspended because he’s a fucking muzzie savage and chimped out and attacked Gooby’s corner. Him being suspended isn’t an excuse. If he was injured, sure, but he can’t fight because he’s a dumbass and did dumb shit.

he suspended because of his own retarded actions he is literally holding up the division

>All of these arguments about him holding up the division are irrelevant.

>Khabib has been suspended for several months

Lol

It's Alabai

PAID THE COST TO BE THE BOSS
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

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Oh for sure it's not Khabib's fault at all my guy. It's not like he tried to curbstomp Conor's cornerman or anything.

literally 1 uppercut and he wouldve won. disgusting.

Rogan is going through the motions, yelling catch phrases, trying to sell hype and force narratives. It's pretty awful.

>1 second left in the 5th
>REF YOU NEED TO STOP THIS FIGHT, STOP THE FIGHT REF, STOP IT

rogan wanted him to get the ko win so fucking bad

Yep. Rogan reached the same point that Goldie did.

It was a good run, but its time to stop

Wake up, Khabib. You lost the war.

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unfortunately rogaine is untouchable, he's done when he wants to be

>and west is so afraid to say things how they be
Yeah, when Conor said he married a towel so many people acted offended and shit, I don't feel they would have been that offended by it if Conor said that before their first fight, before Khabib went apeshit and jumped outside the cage to fight with Dillon Danis.
Let's be real, his wife looked like a freaking towel, but the west is slowly gonna try to justify the unjustifiable about Khabib.

Stop it.

Joe "He's the greatest of all time" Rogan

literally nothing wrong with that

The shit Khabib does isn’t even universal Islamic doctrine. Burqas/niqabs are a regional thing

Max would be one of those bottom top 15 jobbers if weight cutting didn’t exist

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exactly
i was pissed of when they said conner insulted his religion?! made no sense
and i dont hate muslims, have many muslim friends

mobile.twitter.com/jonnybones/status/1072211333192441856?lang=en

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>#childpornography
every time

Did anyone else see in the postfight when rogan said he'd go to australia and anik and dc were all hyped then he's like "i might change my mind tho lol"

Google pictures show his daughter as white.

are there any third world hell holes that would sanction an mma fight with no rules and it would be no rounds, fight to the death?

uhm try again sweaty

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Its not an official fight if its not sanctioned with no rules

he'll be roiding for Brock come December

Florida maybe

ah come on don't play semantics, you know what I mean

no holds barred type shit, real gladiator type shit

Did you mean to post something else? I see a white person

Yes and no. He was exposed in the sense that the hype behind is bullshit. Gastelum landed some big punches on him, rearranged his face and could have easily ended the fight in the 4th round if he wasn't such a low IQ autist. On the other hand, you can't help but give praise to Israel for withstanding that and having enough cardio to absolutely bomb Gastelum in the fifth.

mmmmmm

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anyone else feel like adesanya got exposed?
he's supposed to be the next anderson silva and the best striker in the ufc
yet he almost lost to a wrestler who he has a 7 inch height advantage and 9 inch reach advantage against
if kelvin had fought smarter and not gone for a takedown when he was beating adesanya in the stand up he would have won

>the hype behind is bullshit
retards on heem called him pillowfisted and a chinlet yet he took big shots from gastelum and almost heemed him. cant wait for him to rid us of shittaker so i can laugh at the cazzies again

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*kicks you in the leg*

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brand NEW

>land sharks you

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As someone who hates islam and thinks religion should be eliminated, I like Khabib because even though he is a mad backwards cunt he actually has integrity and self-confidence. I like how honest he's always been about his belief in himself without having to exaggerate his expectations. He's a true stoic, and that's an admirable quality that isn't very common.
By contrast, Conor's an insecure little midget who has to constantly try to be as loud and offensive as possible, and there are no depths he won't stoop to. His weakness is on full display when every day his personality becomes more like the character he created.

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>cant wait for him to rid us of shittaker so i can laugh at the cazzies again
No way would that ever happen. Let's be honest, unless he ups his game massively after this fight, he won't bet Whittaker. For one, the "almost heemed" part against Gastelum came in the fifth when he was quite clearly gassed out and unable to defend himself. I don't think Izzy will have that advantage against Whittaker. But as I said, he's quite clearly not a bum as I previously thought, possibly future world champion, but he needs more time.

>what are international waters

i'll allow it

500

Mixed Martial A'rr

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He did it for the ladyboys, too.

wew

>throws a dolly through a window to protect his memes punching bag
>talks shit leading to the fight
>takes a split 1/5 rounds because khabib kept it standing
>got dropped by a grappler
>tapped out via neck crank

>won

Wew

Agreed. Fuck that delusional stoner

Take it easy with your projections there you fucking faggot

He was calling for it to be stopped when Kelvin ate 8 shots while standing but unconscious.