/afl/

can't say i follow u/18 but id take another walsh or 3

They don't all turn out like Walsh though, and when you have three guys like that you get diminished returns because they all get heemed by the older opposition and are poor leaders on field
The Lions have improved massively by gaining a veteran in the back in Hodge and then a 25 on-baller in Neale, the youth meme doesn't work when that's all you've got. Similarly the blues need mature guys like McGovern who have played under working systems to bring some experience to the side

Also Cameron, McCarthy and Christenson can help younger guys like Hipwood in the front half, and while Andrews is another great pick he's still a young skinny guy and can get heemed badly by opposition (like Jeremy Cameron)

reminder of what a massive NPC cassie Bitcho Melican is. Sad! Many such cases!

Basedbane tbqh lads.

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pie flogs next week. >we'll bounce back

My fellow /afl/ Chads. Where to from here?

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lol

Where to from here? /soc/ probably

grindr cos you're obv closeted

feel their might be some undertones of jealously in these replies.

Why is /afl/ so Chad and alpha this year? What happened to the days when everyone here was a virgin loser or paid for sex? Every thread I see you matching with hot girls on tinder, or talking about your gfs and shit.

What went right?

>not immediately being ghosted after that cringey opener
chad get out

What's cringe about it? Girls like being told they are good looking, and like being asked about their social life.

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never used Tinder mainly because I know that these /afl/ alphaCHADs have got a monopoly on the prime puss. I'm a broken man and I will never compete.
t. /nrl/ /cric/ & /ayy/

3-1 did not expect that from the Saints.

Feels good though.

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redpill me on Ivan

>Gary Ablett Jr and Matthew Kennedy from Carlton embroiled in Israel Folau saga after ‘liking’ Instagram post
yikes

based

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Absolutely based

based god squad

BASED AS FUCK. ALL HOMOS AND HOMO ENABLERS WILL BURN

stop shitting up based /nrl/, you utter faggots.

>Ablett used to pray before every game with Gold Coast teammates Zac Smith and Aaron Hall.
How can one man be so based?

cringe

>this desperation
>this contrived "nice guy" rhetoric
>lining yourself up this easily for the friendzone

it's desperation from males you like yourself that has inflated the pussy market and made it near impossible to find a decent woman now.

This is a christian community, remove yourself if you can't respect that.

cringing hard at that incel cope

cringing hard at you, champ. you will never have a woman respect you by trying to be nice to them because one day it will all unravel and they will see the real you and tell all their friends about how much of a faggot you are and then you won't be able to get laid in your town.

enjoy your virginity, cringelord.

Gablett is a satan worshiper and ABSOLUTELY NOT Christian.

>religious sportsmen

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I truly hope theres a group of /prayerbois/ at North Melbourne that Aaron Hall has joined

this is the face of men that try to be nice to women on dating apps/social media

if st kilda is a christian club, why is st kilda full of jews?

cringing even harder at this incel cope

keep cringing. might see you on the news one day after your first rape/murder. hopefully you make it a murder suicide though.

still cringing at the incel lads

we all know 'cringing' is code for "i'm incredibly angered by these elite truthbombs and have no idea how to respond accordingly"

I had sex on the weekend lads. She looked alright at the pub, but fuck me she looked rough in the morning.

Absolutely howling at the incel josh reynolds coping hard about his perpetual virginity and the death of his poomunity

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>casual can't tip for shit

colour me surprised

Almost the same, but tipped Gold Coast.

They all look rough in the morning. Even the alleged 10/10s.

*blocks your path*

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is this her?

reminder that I won the tipping comp last year

not a single feminine thing about "her"

Yeah. She was pretty hot after a few beers, but in the morning she was just so disgusting. Huge farts too. I got the fuck out of there before she woke up.

reminder I was the first person to post this on /afl/

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iglz

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Supercoach team is a mess lads

strange how God didn't listen. What's up with that?

>greatest player of the modern era
>two premierships
>2 brownlows
>8x AA team
God did listen

In all seriousness, who's going to challenge the igz?

Really enjoyed Three Kings, that's two kinos in a row I've enjoyed

>dear lord I know there are innumerable injustices in the world. Millions of people starving, the prolonged deaths that you apparently see fit to set upon people for some reason. But I need you to bless my football team today.

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see you niggers next week, I am excited for a week plus of elite /afl/

obviously Collingwood btw and maybe cats

Looking forward to the /afl/ lads telling us more about their girlfriends/hookups throughout the week.

rip

I though essendon and Melbourne were pretty easy to pick desu

Melbourne weren't going to go all season without a win, had to come soon and swans are dropping off plus cant win at home.
Brisbane are young and inexperienced, only just managed to get a win over an average port when they really shouldn't have, against bombers out to prove a point at the mcg.

Should have at least got 4. Use your brain and not just pick based on who won last week ignoring all other context and you will do better in future.

I am also consumed with jealousy

saints.com.au/news/2019-03-14/pledge-your-loyalty-with-winners-pledge

have you taken the pledge yet, /afl/? you wouldn't want a PROUD club like st kilda to go under because you, the footy fan refused to PAY them every time they win, would you? Now give.

But I've already committed to paying Carlton every time they win.

Not so fast.

PIE GODS

LADS

PIE GODS

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Tired as fuck lads just want to go back to bed

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saving an epic bread

what the fuck lmao
surely you'd want your team to lose every week if you did this

cheers RC, I need to adjust my formula to account for the new rule changes

I let my heart pick the loins even though I knew this, first time they played at the G all year
but I'm still confident in them for next week, no space to get run over at the gabba and the pies looked absolutely horrendous in congestion against the dogs

Gabba and the G are pretty much identical in terms of size mate.

No they aren’t

Yes they are

>tipping against your own team
You deserved 0, fucking faggot.

nobody actually has girlfriends, that's just an /afl/ meme for whenever a black fellow is on the Yea Forums m8

I would unironically rather never have sex again then use this cringe line.

>tfw the christian zealot /afl/ poster is actually gazza

alright then

Is that 9 time WWE Champion Triple H?

The Gabba is 156x138m while the G is 171x146, that means the Gabba has a surface area of 16,900m2 while the MCG is 19,600m2, a 16% difference
If you wanted to give the players the same amount of space travelling from the Gabba to the G you’d play 21 a side
#owned epic style

It's clearly Rhonda "Rowdy" Rousey

What did we think of the Game of Thrones premiere lads?

I thought it was solid and enjoyed some of the reunions. Could do without some of the lame quips though.

Haven't seen it but will tonight, can't wait for Nathan Jones to appear in his cameo

Megpis
RC's team
Shiggles
Lesser Shitney
Aints
Bitchmond
Footspray
Badelaide
Dzhilong

Screencap this

>he thinks the suns aren't going to win another nailbiter next week

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de Boer must be the most annoying cunt imaginable. wouldn't expect anything else with that last name

foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2019-through-round-4-this-is-one-of-the-most-even-seasons-in-recent-footy-history/news-story/1def0b9244bde973fd85da641dab528f?nk=9169938d63607ce93cb56e6ffa6b4044-1555312671

>"The Lions’ loss on Saturday afternoon meant this was the earliest every team had lost at least once since 1989 - on a technicality, anyway, since last year the final unbeaten side (Port Adelaide) also lost in Round 4, but they played on the Sunday."
>"this is the first time ever that both the Lions and the Suns have ended a round inside the top eight."
>"The Blues being last on the ladder is hardly a shock, but the six teams above them - Essendon, Richmond, Adelaide, Sydney, Melbourne and North Melbourne - all won at least 12 games last year."

>Adelaide: AHHHHH EDDIE SAVE US
>Sydney: AHHHH BUDDY SAVE US
>Richmond: AHHHHH LYNCH SAVE US

so true

Yep, this is going into my /cric/ folder

this is /afl/ my latitudinal disabled friend

who /topofthetippingcomp/ here
state of you losers

youtube.com/watch?v=_FVvQ9diWtQ
can't get this out of my head

Considering i tipped 8/9 last round I should have joined the tipping comp

based RC
try joining if you still can, code is 247481

BASED RC

WELCOME BACK SENPAI

for me it's pissing and shitting myself whilst booting the slut gf with some choice mates

whoops thought I was in /nrl/ sorry fellas

cringe

only just found out the umpires were gifting those """"7""" Lynch goals against port
going to put the house on Sydney this week

comfy but bit of a nothing episode, only setting things up

pork sausages, 2 veg, wedges and mushroom gravy on the cards

>Caring about shows that appeal to the lowest common denominator, especially medieval Neighbours of all things
Kek

KEK

>appeal to the lowest common denominator
Says the guy who follows footy. Praying you find some self-awareness in this lifetime

Are you mocking our sport?

no, just you. You're a parody, akin to the aloof nerd stereotype >oh yes the sportsball! Love the Sportsball XD. Reminder not liking popular things is not an adequate replacement for a personality

Then what makes Game of Thrones so enjoyable that it's literally the only thing people have been gossiping about all day?

people want shared human experiences as it helps form bonds between us given we are naturally social animals.

So the show is a hivemind of safety that gives people a false sense of peace of mind, just like anything else that's a hot topic. How natural indeed.

holy shit lad

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>our
what team do you play for mate

>How natural indeed.

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time for Talking Footy lads

for me it's footy classified on a monday night

for you it’s indiscriminate diddling of underage children

got /nrl/ /rug/ /cric/ and /afl/ tabs all open
who comfy here

I only stick to /afl/ unfortunately, very hard to get into the other sports

will never post in a yank /cric/ thread and I'm not a pack rapist, so it's just /afl/ for me

for me; it's /afl/, /heem/ and sometimes F1

only have a superficial understanding of the others tb h
I made this post and it actually generated discussion lol

Fagan looking everywhere but the camera right now.

for me its changing my posting style to troll you and make you seethe on a daily basis

kek

Real quick before S8 starts, I’d say the last 2-3 seasons have genuinely sucked. I hope 8 can pull it out of the nosedive but I’m not overly optimistic.

did you also look at straffo's twitter checking if the Fagan post was his

good job, this hivemind of safety that gives people a false sense of peace of mind needs to be brought to its knees

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based Straffo reading what he should think. 6 & 7 were fine. 5 is the only truly rubbish one

he's not wrong tbqh

5-7 have clearly been the weakest seasons and I reckon it would be more noticeable if you watched them in all in a really short period like straffmonster has

i brought your mom to her knees last night

thought s7 was great barring some terrible shit like Ed Sheeran and Arya vs Brienne, same with 6. Hit or miss but I guess mainly hit huh

wish it was thursday 7pm

after 6 seasons of slow build with a few big climaxes, s7 went full jump around the map in seconds -- it was jarring to me and felt like they made a decision they just wanted to get the whole thing over with

GOD I MISS MY FUCKING EX

THANK U NEXT

some neet must take the mantle and keep the thread alive, goodnight

Is this the most kino AFL photo ever?

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you will never belong anywhere zoomer shitbag, pity daddy's money couldn't buy you an ounce of intelligence, insight, charisma or likability.

Cringe. Sounds like projection to me kiddo

based fucking gazza

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yum yum

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lol

post in /cric/ again lads

/cric/ can fuck off.

Cunt off idiot

gay f l

eating an epic bread

>“He does get a lot of free kicks but most of them are there, and if you analyse the behind-the-goal vision there’s a lot more there too.”
>But Scott conceded there was a plan put together prior to the match in how the Roos would approach their ruck contests against the Crows.
>“It was a bit of a plan to be honest. We had done a fair bit of work on Adelaide’s rucks and they certainly like to body (opponents), and Ben’s not a body-on-body type ruckman — he’s more of a jumper,” he explained.

Norf confirmed for exploiting rule frauds, more news at 11.

just a fluke kick trying to centre it

>156x138m
That's wrong, the Gabba is 170.6x149.9 meaning the Gabba has a surface area 19,800m2 which is a 1.02% size difference favouring the Gabba. Literally marginal difference and if you'd taken the time to verify the ground sizes you'd know this rather than looking like a complete brainlet.

>comparing fence-to-fence MCG measurement to boundary-to-boundary Gabba measurement
Why are V*ctorians such spineless WORMS?
MCG 17500m2 playing area, Gabba 16900m2 playing area 3.4% difference between them.

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>MCG has the same dimensions as the shanghai ground
complete bullshit, that ground is tiny

where’s your source

lol

>fluke
That was god's will

11 is quite late for news

toasting an epic bread

Going back into my shell, lads. Socialising for the last 6 months or so has been quite painful. At least as a hermit I'm in my safe space.

Based.

BASED AS FUCK

been a hermit for 2 years. loving it

got ghosted again :(

adelaide oval used to be something stupid like 190m x 115m. wish they kept those dimensions when they rebuilt it.

I simply quit facebook and the decision was made for me, literally haven't heard a single thing from my """friends""" since and that was mid 2017. The absolute state of modern interaction tbqhf

might watch Revenge of The Nerds on 7flix simply to see how much problematic content is cut

same actually, found I haven't kept in touch with anyone since I quit
the worst is that people invite you to events and you've got literally no idea until months later

my /afl/ brothers

yes brother what is it

ooooooohhhh.... oooohh.... it is my game

if Pyke makes another bizarre selection call to punish his players the crows are DONE

crows are already done lad, not sure why I predicted them top 4, was 2017 just an anomaly?

no they deserved to play a gf then
everything fucked up in 2018

watching The Dirt, suffers from the same issue as the Vinyl series and literally every music biopic I can think of in the past decade. How do these writers and actors manage to make rock and roll debauchery and degradation so boring? It's really uncompelling shit. An there must be a shit tonne of interpersonal drama to draw from. I think famous musicians are just boring people completely up their own arse about how interesting they are.

yes but their team didn't change much, how did they fall from grace so massively

freshie

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lmaoooo(y)(y)(y)
>implying this destroyed the group that much

a single symptom of a wider disease

Pyke loves magical thinking and other pseud shit. SPent too much time watching TED talking instead of watching football. Demonstrated by the embarrassing "power stance" fiasco before the 2017 GF. Wherein it may have proven itself to be a real phenomimon, but in an unexpected way when the power of the universe manifested in nationwide ridicule when then led to the /crow/s literal humiliation. Many other examples of bringing head shrinking in.

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it did, not so much the camp itself but all the fall out, tex went from le popular quirky mullet leader to insufferable sulking cunt, and Pyke went from the saviour after Walsh’s death to a total weirdo who never took responsibility for the disaster and opened a gulf between players and admin, maybe contributing to McGovern’s exit
also the players are just ageing. prime betts is a massive loss

2nd part btw, that preseason is a story within itself. Plus being held on the GC which if you've spent any time there you will realise is a spiritual and happiness suckhole.

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fair
I forgot the power stance, lmfao so tuff

It did lad.

It opened a bit of a rift between coaching staff + club management and the players.

Why do you think McGovern signs a new contract then demands to leave a year later?

They tied up players naked and blindfolded to trees and verbally abused them for hours for being weak. Supposedly Sam Jacobs whose brother died not long before the 2017 grand final was yelled abuse about how shit his dead brother was etc.

At the end of the day football is also a workplace and they were subject to full on workplace abuse to "toughen them up". Problem is this wasnt 1998 it was 2018 and the modern player isnt going to respond as well to brutal "tough love" as they may have in the past

I didn't pay much attention to footy 2018 as was perpetually stoned, chalked all the preseason camp talk up to the media blowing it out of proportion and the abos wanting reparations, guess not :shrug:

didnt they also play the richmond song on repeat for hours on that camp?

yum yum

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Yeah, Pyke is a weirdo. There was that 3/4 time break where he literally just stared at the players for 5 straight minutes without talking. I can't take him seriously anymore after all this shit.

Dons on top 4 watch.