/mlb/ general - FIRST edition

Seems a bit rude.

>NYM: Vargas gets just one out in start vs. Braves

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lets go giants lets go clap clap clapclapclap

>NL

>The "American" League

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH AMERICA?

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Three wins in a row feels good, it's been so long.

I believe in my Doyers.

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Please oh please don't suspend my Schwarbsie :-(((

Good morning Chadre fans

Let's get that sweep today

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Get that hot head out of here!

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is there a free way to make mlbtv think im in a different state

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you think the dodgers could use him?

Yeah he might be exactly what they need to finally win a WS

Please get Bumgarner Angels!

Twisn finna dab on detoilet

:^))

>houspie stayed up until 5 AM to make the thread
wew lade

Do not underestimate the power of autism.

>he rubs his bloodshot eyes, says goodnight to his cactus, and collapses on his sheetless bed laying directly on the floor
>it was worth it. they finally have to respect me. everyone has to respect the OP...

OPs a nigger.

that last thread was pure kino

Reminder keep /mlb/ at one thread any more and i'll get a janny to do it for free

red socks:

D O Y E R S
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Dodgers more like Losers

This thread is gay and everyone here is gay, especially you OP

>All those early image file names
They remind me of someone...

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40th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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FIRST FOR TO BE WORLD CHAMPS

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Not nice.

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anyone in an adult league?

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How gay?

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Adults play in the NL
Babbies who don't know which end of the bat to hold play in the AL

They are just really good friends.

there's nothing gay about going down on your bro when he hits a dinger, has no one here ever played baseball?

Bro job

white sox v yankees

Where's the fake thread today lads? The non-general?

You're in it.

No blind user, this is clearly the real thread. The general.

I'm asking about the fake non-general some obsessed guy loves to make.

I think/hope people just started reporting him/them

Does San Diego get a new uniform every year?

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Yeah this is it. That spurdo spammed the thread last night till he could make a new one. Or do you think we usually make 100 post between 11 to 2 am?

>tfw all 5 of your teams are playing

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instagram.com/dodger_daddies/

Is there anyway to download all the pics from an instagram account in a batch? Any good RSS feeds work with instagram?

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Sometimes when I can't sleep and need to stop the crushing loneliness I make 100 post in late night /mlb/

>not following all 8 of your teams minor league affiliates on milb.tv
>not making armchair GM moves where you try to get them all into the playoffs
fucking casual

Same I open up my mlb folder, queue up like 100 posts then go to bed

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>watching baseball at all
>not just refreshing your Google search of MLB standings and shitposting at losers

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This thread is like a fever dream you have about high school even though you graduated 10 years ago.

It's time

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those are their away's. they've had them for awhile

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>First game ending umpball of the season
>First postponed game of the season
I blame the OP

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URENA YOU FUCKING SUCK WHY ARE YOU STILL UP

This is an outrage

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>clear check swing given how they gave him the same call as a ball earlier
>Gets thrown out by both the home plate and third base umpire for showing displeasure of the call because of the inconsistency of play
>Will now get fined for saying 'Fuck you! Bring on the robot umpires!' even though he was no where near the umps.
>There are people who defend the umps and say it was a swing just because they'd rather spite the Cubs rather than demand to have a fair system.
Disgusting.

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Fuck the cubs to be completely honest with you

you have an Worlds Eries title.

Shut up.

That is no excuse for no baseball and umpball.

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It was as close to a perfect half-swing as I can imagine in slow motion. In real-time it looked like a swing just because of how violent his swing is.
It's dumb that there's no clear definition of what a swing is though.

TIGERS/TWINS KEK

Maddon's right, we need an electronic umpire for checked swings.
Hell, make the while balls and strikes system computerized.

Put your phone down. Take your medication.

I'm making any calls here.

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>I'm making any calls here.
But you ARE drunk.

So apparently the Padres' AA affiliate is the "Sod Poodles". What the fuck is a Sod Poodle?

I AM LIVID!

You should take your medication with alcohol user

yea I'm a dodgers fan too

>twisn

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Dirt dog

>phillies

>Letting VV stay at least 6 inning
lmao, calm down

The climb back to first has already begun, lads!

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MARINERS!

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wow I thought the phillies were supposed to be good. can even fucking beat the marlins

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Will Andrus's "Baby Shark" play itself out at some point?

For me, it's Anthony Rendon.

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come on jt wtf

what game thread is everyone in?

I kind of miss Ron Washington

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Every time I see him I get flashbacks of the '10/'11 WS. ree

B R E W C R E W

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Dodgers vs Brewers

>Phillies about to lose 2/3 to the marlins
what an overrated team

Meanwhile the Mets about to take 3 of 4 from the Braves in Atlanta

Giants going for the 4-game sweep against the Arenados today

Good game, Pirates. Stay mad, Mets.

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o-okay

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My favorite baseball team? Chicago

For me it's the Boston Red Sox

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nationals are shit

My favorite baseball team? New York

Howie Kendrick's old ass needs to retire

did anyone cap those dancing slags at the phillies game?

>yaks fans admitting their entire major league roster is AAA quality

PADRES D-BAGS

The Mets are New Yorks team now.

sorry sir

It's about time they face the truth.

Based rasy running away with the division

Who is rasy?

i made a mistake

Let's work together and fix your mistake

ok thank you but I don't know how, I've been very stubborn and I'm trying to change. can you help me?

stingy boy

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Yeah you can start by sucking me off bitch

Yes

Absolutely! Let's talk about the things you're being stubborn about. Why do these things make you feel so strongly and is your stubbornness making things difficult for the anons around you?

McCutchen!

Turkey!

yes! btw Segura!

FUCK PHILTHY

SEETHING

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wew lad, that was a hard one. gg marlins

SWEPTDIANS!!!!!!!!!

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mlbstream.io

You're welcome, fren.

go fuck yourself Wei-Yin Chen

finally that game is over
i've been meaning to get groceries for 2 hours

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I've been meaning to hop online and play.

Twins finna dab on the Toronto Blue Gays all week lmao

chase a cute!

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Ranger with the comeback win!

wp, A's

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das what speed do

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Post your comeback win face

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>tfw no longer sole possession of worst record in league
F-feels good ma-man....

I'd like to believe, but so far, it's hard. The bullpen just isn't getting it done consistently.

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Could be worse, you can be the Phillies being cheap by having dollar store bullpen.

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Petey Alonsie Gang reporting in

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>lose fantasy matchup because random pitcher started a day early and was on my bench
this shit is too much effort

SWEEP

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Where did all those Mariners fans go?

>""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""

Mets Braves @ 7:35 after a weather delay

hi

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Seems as though you're the only one left after the lucky streak came crashing down
Two years in a row now? Or is it three?

Fuck the Padres.

That is some of the best Rags OC I've ever seen.

Thanks.

*steals home*

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M's got bullied again...

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t. buttblasted snek

Astros have now won 9 in a row

wow
hows it feel to be in first?

pretty good

HERE COMES THE COPE

Based /ourguys/ the good guys the Houston Astros PUNISHING lifelong US12S!

GG Pebbles

>gib bullpen nao got dammit

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Soto should have snagged that double desu

>Mariners thought this was their year
>their wins were against the
>roylels 3-10
>whos 4-9
>red sux 5-9

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY FINALLY FACED AN ABOVE .500 TEAM?

they shat the bed

Fuck off!

Im that royals fan. U know the one. Gonna paste the post above me that describes what I said b4 the Astros series.

>Mariners thought this was their year
>their wins were against the
>roylels 3-10
>whos 4-9
>red sux 5-9

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY FINALLY FACED AN ABOVE .500 TEAM?

LOLLOLLOLLL AND U KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING MARINERS FANS SAID THEY WERE THE MAIN REASON THOSE TEAMS WERE UNDER .500 WHEN ALL OF THEM WOULD STILL BE UNDER .500 WITH ALL MARINERS LOSSES REMOVED

HAHSDJJFRKjshjsajejsmfltgoamJsjajsb EAT SHIT MARINERS FANS YOUR TEAM WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING

#blessed...!

MY TEAM IS SO SHIT YOU CAN REMOVE A 4 GAME SWEEP AND THEY WILL STILL BE SHIT!!!!!

Neato. Want more loser history? The royals have been in the worst recorded records in baseball history multiple times.

The Mariners have the best historical record in baseball to lose the ALCS

The royals have lost 2 world series

The Mariners have lost 0 world series (because they never appeared in one before LOL)

the royals have been in 4 world series

The Mariners have never won an ALCS

The royals have won 2 world series.

Any Mariners fans posting here has never ever ever witnessed their team ever being relevant for a whole season and post season.
Any royals fan old enough to be posting here has witnessed their team winning a world series and playing in another

The all for this edition of loser teams. The conclusion we come too is the Mariners are historically the biggest losers in the AL

Reminder the whites soxs Indians and Rays all exist.

getting that brown and gold next year

HAHAHAHA MARINERDS

#Blessed

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I like this Royals guy btfoing the nintendo of seattle fans

>tfw they shut down shea and opened Citi because of this joke

WIN

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fuck you

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Indians lookin like the 2018 royals

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I call them the Losedians

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A win today and rained out tomorrow. 11am is too early for a game anyway.

this is an outrgae!

How did the barves manage to pull a win off against a far superior baseball team? Is this opposite day?

>deGrom

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I AM LIVIDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

W

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>Mariners swept by the Asstros
Is it over lads is our miracle dream year finished already? I wanted to believe

Remember a few days ago when shitattle fans were saying it was their year? LMAO

what do you think? it's the mariners. did we ever have hope to begin with?

o i fuck ya
then i cuck ya

get a load of this houspie samefag

the team

This.

still got that 162 game dinger streak intact

So glad they won today.

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you have no idea how much i have missed this webm

Who .500 here?

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GOAT Centerfielders

1. Mays
2. Trout
3. Cobb
4. Mantle
5. Griffey Jr.
6. DiMaggio
7. Lofton
8. Tris speaker
9. Torii hunter
10. Edmonds

No Musial
No Babe Ruth
No Ted Williams
I like that you left off B*nds. Cheaters are disqualified

>Trout
stopped reading there

Those guys didn’t play centerfield.

Oh. My bad. I read it as outfielders. Never mind,. Ignore the retard. Still:
>lofton

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Some actual native American needs to kick her ass

what fucking psychopath made this

I have a LOT of porno. Sometimes I make webms from it

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have a spic

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Everything you just said was dumb, because you are dumb.

I ate lead paint chips as a child

Allow me to apologize

this is insane

any oldfags remember ABG?

Best baseball scenes from non baseball movies?
youtu.be/x-S-eeInJVk

these threads are so boring when the "general" autist makes it. boooooooo

>angels vs mariners in dodgers stadium
seems legit

>Go 0-54
>Break the streak
>Topps makes a card commemorating it

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Topps with the bants.
It could be worth something one day. Or not.

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Stop. They’re probably just Hispanic

>I not gay, you gay!

sorry sir

I was thinking about this earlier today
Baseball bros thinking alike... damn.!

>no Lenny Dykstra
>no Otis Nixon

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Old friend Norichika Aoki is batting .351 for the Swallows

Old friend Ryan Cook has pitched 4 scoreless innings of relief for the Toyko Giants

Lmao get dabbed on

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Odd make my RTTS pitcher all about velo. even junkballer who doesnt get a 4 seam and 0 flip a coin but i have to play for the Marlins so i never get run support.

Based Sox beat the Yankees in a series

Based Sox beat AMERICAS TEAM

Chicago beat New York, deep dish is better

Get fucked Stankees

Honestly sick of the Yankees this year. I’ll be rooting for the Mets.

youtube.com/watch?v=cb7MywYRtr8

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Great song by a great band about a great player.

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>The Sheriff being used for OP
Oh gosh. Good morning, lads. Hope everyone had a great weekend.

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Now we know why Jansen has heart problems. He's made up entirely of junk food.

Of course. I loved the hell out of the guy. Has he stopped posting? I thought he just dropped his trip.

red sox vs orange ducks

He disappears during the season because I don't think he watches mlb

Is there an NPB general somewhere?

/mlb/ got visited by some nips during the Japan series and I think they're on 8ch

>Edmonds
>over Andruw Jones
Get the fuck out of here

Typical Yankees lifelong

touching tribute to the marathon by blowing out the mics

BARVES

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Cringing @ the boston Red soxkc

based oreos

Still got these rings tho

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>boston lifelongs are jumping ship 3 weeks into the season
kek is this a record?

>bombston

Chris Davis now has a higher average and rbi count than:
Wellington Castillo
Daniel Palka
Yolmer Sanchez

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who who and who?

Davis should pass Yolmer after this game
Desmond still in last place

fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=0&type=8&season=2019&month=0&season1=2019&ind=0&team=&rost=&age=&filter=&players=&page=29_30

>the most popular team in MLB has fans leaving
I don't think so

You're right yankees posters are annoying

Threadly reminder that the Kansas City Royals are winning the World Series in 2021 and there is nothing you can do about it

the broadcast last night fucking sucked
espn is awful

Heard you're going to be drafting Andrew Vaughn second overall this year

Allow me to play my finest riposte:
Royals BAD

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You and what Heimlich?

he's pitching in Mexico right now

He's still in the minors.

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He cannot be stopped.

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#blessed true fan taking one for the team

Doyers desu

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When did the ALeast become such trash? Faggot analysts are predicting yanks and sox to win over 100 still too. Bias media is retarded

IS CRUSH DAVIS DARE I SAY, BACK?

Based Heims a real banter bro. Bantered the girl and her family so hard they had to ruin his career by claiming verbal molestation.

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Imagine a royals vs indians matchup with Based Bauer vs /ourguy/ heims... Banter wars would be had! A bantermania we'd tell our kids of... It'll be like a banter barn! Oh guys these banters are really making me excited :D

>Faggot analysts are predicting yanks and sox to win over 100 still too. Bias media is retarded
You can blame the fags over at Fangraphs for this.

Based heims the banter maniac putting user 2 spots above me into a total seeth!

Heims...banter...heims....god....heims the banter god!

astros desu

>be me
>luke heims
>babysit cousin
>she starts talkin shit
>i oblige
>"lol you're a dumb bitch"
>she cries
>tells parents I molested her
>mfw

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Based Chad Roylies in the fast lane while the slow lane gets bantered

oh bleed!

based heims putting the fear of banters into anons and causing them to retract their statements

Porn addiction ignited Notre Dame.
You didn't listen.....

based heims dareisay our banter lunatic#blessed

It's fucking crazy to think that if the Rangers had a legit starting rotation, they'd definitely be WS contenders at this point.
Keep Minor and Lynn at the top of the rotation, have Sampson/Miller at the backend. All they're missing is another quality starter or two. The bats are alive this year. Elvis is gonna have a career year, Gallo is being more patient, Pence looks like his SF World Series run self, Choo and Cabberra are raking.
The bullpen is better than expected too. Chavez is settling in, Bird looks like a potential stud, and Leclerc is a solid closer potentially Feliz 2.0

>this thread

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#blessed wisecrackin' Heim timers setting the genny into a quake!

All joking aside, it's kind of scary that we live in a world like this now. Whatever happened to facts and evidence, logic and reasoning?

heimie owns ya uh
and he just pwnd ya uh...
time is used to measure movement uh
but heims doesnt care
cus he just snared ya
heims is a savage, but he's fair uh
traps ya and then caps ya
yer in a ditch laying face down uh
as the dirt rains down on ya
ya here the last few words, as ya cower like a bitch
this aint a world for snitches

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How deep will kershaw go today? I'm thinking 1.33 innings and let 2 ding dongs go.

3 innings, one home run seems like a fair prediction

Front Office went all in on rebuilding this year. My prediction: We're in for a 2015 type of season for the Rangers. They'll hover around .500 for most of May and June before finally breaking above .500 in July. Jon Daniels goes out at the trade deadline and picks up a quality starter like Keuchel, (not saying that's who he'll get) or at least somebody who'll be under team control for at least the next few years, ala Hamels. With the help of whoever we trade for, the Rangers make the playoffs

I don't think tomorrow can be topped for a while.

>sox win road series vs yaks
>cards win
>Tiger won

hopefully sox and cards will both win again and i'll get to see a BAUER OUTAGE

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yesterday*

You and me both, user.

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not me, she looks below average like the rest of your team's whores

Dodgers Denny's girl a cute

Is there a more pathetic teams in sports than the LA Dodgers?

Dodgers finally win a ws this year

Why do flyovers go on a seething rage at the mere mention of the Dodgers?

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sorry

sorry sir

I messed up, allow me to correct my mistakes!

This is a turning point for me. I swear on my life that I'll never make the same mistake again. Please give me one more chance.

I didn't know. I know ignorance shouldn't be used as an excuse but please understand that I was just trying to say something to say something to contribute. In doing so, facts took a backseat to just "coming up" with a post. Now I realize that isn't the route to go, since it creates nothing but bad posts that I regret. I'm so sorry, and I promise that I won't make that mistake again. Please recognize that I am prone to mistakes, but I am really trying to fix it. Sorry again, and thank you for reading this.

Don't let it happen again.

Thank you SO MUCH

Thank you for this

I am so thankful

I've lived in San Diego my whole life and haven't watched the Padres since 1998.... is it finally time to start watching again?

Bauer is going to get shredded today

So you're saying your a bandwagoner?

This guy is going to ruin my sterling reputation on /mlb/!

This is insane!!!!

*fairweather

Yes. Technically you should have watched in the late 2000s, but you are borderline bandwagon tier. Personally I still think the current use of the bullpen is going to collapse and any long term success is going to be compromised before the end of the season, but the team is better, more entertaining, and exciting than it has been in a very long time. If you only care about end results, you'll probably be disappointing in the end of the season, but if you're up to jump on the elevator at the 2nd or 3rd floor on the theoretical ride to the top, now is definitely the time to start watching again.

How?

see

So I guess all the Yankees fans have switched to the Mets. For now, anyway.

>le Jackie Robinson day
Why do we have to sit through this cringe fest every year?

>(You)
>see
>(You)

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what to bet on mlb?

go back to /pol/

gb2r

MLB.com's power rankings (top 20 only)

1. Astros
2. Rays
3. Dodgers
4. Phillies
5. Brewers
6. Nationals
7. Cardinals
8. Mets
9. Mariners
10. Yankees
11. A's
12. Braves
13. Red Sox
14. Padres
15. Twins
16. Cubs
17. Indians
18. Pirates
19. Angels
20. Rockies

>scuba

pls respond

Kershaw can't throw over 85

I think 16 might be a little high.

youtu.be/dRkN2htgxik
!!!

Not his fault Nelson Cruz couldn't catch a routie pop up.

These babytalkers are getting out of control.

Kill a baby talka!

We gangsta talkas gonna beat dem baby talkas up!

Ayo baby talkas hol up! Dis gansta talka turf yo! Where you from yo!

omigosh! i gotta get out if here :DD

ay fuck these baby talka mothafuckas! someone put a clip in they bitch ass!

I've had it. This is the last straw. This place used to be my personal circlejerk and now I don't even recognize it anymore. I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

the dads will sign keuchel

I made all these posts

Congratulations on your posts, they were very good.

hey douchebag!

>spicswing

GAHJ!!!!! IU AM LIVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urg

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who is the greatest dead baseball player?

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youtu.be/3ad2tsF3THc
Live footage of heimie!

Let's see how my Giants are doing

Oh off the charts you say, now that's dank

>m's at 9
ahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Well, they're not very good.

>'general' thread
>is dead
This is proof the time for generals is over

they don't even belong at 9.

hurr hurr
>MARINERS ARE BAD GIVE ME UPVOTES
You need to go back.

no, the time for fake non-general threads and autistic thread wars is over. /mlb/ general has won.

>Angels 19
Should be lower desu
t. anglels fan

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Now that is a well drawn hand if I've ever seen one.

Only the best korean animators.

>.5 WAR
mate, he's got a great name, but he's no where near the best oddly named dead guy

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Kwality

>WAR
Allow me to introduce you to the only stat that matters: gumption

yeah these nerds with their advanced stats can shove it

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i am a seattle sports fan. i know how this works.

Nope. You just guaranteed we're getting multiple threads and you'll take the L.

Oh seeth

Oh boy

SUHEETH!!

I thought she was part fish

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What position did you play user?

Singles/Light hitting 2B

Mariners are good right now, that's all you can judge them on. The Yanks and red Sox are supposed to be good, but hey; they're fucking not. Rays might very well take that division. The dodgers are very mediocre and will not make it passed the WC if they continue the way they're playing. Sure they'll get better but they also have at least one more slump in their future. Meanwhile the Padres are good and will probably remain pretty good. They'll slump too maybe, but theyre ahead so maybe they can get by.

Mets Phillies @ 7:05

>are good right now
>got swept by the only non-sub .500 team they faced

fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u!

The Mariners padded their record with a lot of wins against the worst teams in the league and got pummeled by the only good team they've faced.

it's the m's. they're going to blow up at some point in the season. it's never a question of if when it comes to disappointment with seattle sports. it's always a question of when.

It's only the third week of the season. Everyone just needs to calm the fuck down.

Defense-first CF/RF. Didn't have much power at the plate but I could put the ball in play and didn't strikeout much. I usually swung early in counts because breaking-balls fucked me up.

How do you explain the Seahawks that year then?

Designated kneeler

So you're telling me the White Sox and Royals won't be garbage tier cellar dwellers? Why do only some convenient projections work for you when you say, "it's only 3 weeks" and not others huh?

fuck the mets

He didn't mean football position.

the year they won the super bowl?
the disappointment was next year. sometimes it takes a while.

Yeah, the astros are bviously better and will be good for the next five years let alone the rest of the season. Of course they'll fall apart later in the season. But will early success bait Jerry dipoto into abandoning the rebuild and dumping money into the team. Will the Mariners be good enough to play spoiler to the A's or Angels. My only point is that while stats and projections are great, you have to give the Mariners some credit. They're not just squeaking by with wins like last season, they're scoring a shit ton of runs and coming back in cases. Either way though yeah its early as hell and they will definitely shit themselves. But what the fuck else are we going to talk about in here? Dodgers can suck my D. I. C. K.

I only watch Seattle teams when they're in championships.
What sport is this?
Go 12s!

it was nice to see them blow out the red sox, that was fun lmao

>But what the fuck else are we going to talk about in here?
Legendary defensive plays, top pitching performances, lightning fast pick-off moves.
But, no. Let's just grunt out "MUH DINGERS!!!" on our way to /nfl/.

The cream rises to the top eventually, but shit sinks.

The Red Sox just split with the Orioles. I wouldn't get too excited about beating them.

Cubs @ Marlins

There's no such thing as disappointment in the year or even years following a championship. Just ask reigning champion Red Sox fans.

>top pitching performances
I'd love to talk about them but the Nats, Indians, Mets, and Rays don't seem to have any fans in here talking about their aces.

oi me hear ya gabbin SHITE about the >cusb eh

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>They're not just squeaking by with wins like last season, they're scoring a shit ton of runs and coming back in cases.

>managing a lot of runs against the teams with the highest ERAs in the league
>managing comebacks against the teams with the worst bullpens in the league

Did you really actually take pride in piling on runs against whos starters who have a 8+ ERA this season? or "comebacks" against royals bullpen which has the most losses of any team? Or the 0-4 11+ ERA chris sale? Why didn't you continie scoring runs or coming back when you faced a team that isn't dead last in ERA? Well? This is embarassing Memeiners fans. Just stop.

CALLED STRIKE THREE

At least LA fans admit they're just there for a fun time at the ballpark. They don't really try to convince anyone they're dyed-in-the-wool super sports fans.
Seattle has the most casual fans in all of sports but they try to convince everyone otherwise. You're not fooling anyone, lifelongers.

Why the jerking off over Jackie Robinson

This tenacious fucker right here.

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Gab is banned on 4channel though.

I'm sorry I didn't mean to get ahead of myself

Skills + History

He broke barriers.

i know, i know. just a bit fun to watch the reigning champions lose to a team that pretty firmly blew it up in the offseason.

pic related

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Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Your pic related is irrelevant. You're right now talking to a Bears fan and we haven't seen a championship in well over 30 years so my point stands.

I'm not a Mariners fan by a mile and Kyle seager is my least favorite player in the majors. No one is going to enjoy their inevitable collapse more than me. I've watched a decent amount of Mariners games so far specifically to watch them eat shit, it just hasnt happened too much. I was glad the astros blew them the fuck out even though it was weird rooting for the astros. Though I did root for the astros in the 2017 ws

My most humble apologies, it won't happen again.

>Nola
>ace
lmao

Doink

>bears fan
DOINK KEK
on a side note, your defense seems to be getting better, where ours only has one bobby wagner and that's it. that's still pretty good, but not enough to win a championship. get a better kicker and y'all are in. but this is /mlb/. mariners haven't won anything, and the only time they were good they lost like a bunch of bitches.

This, they bring beach balls, do the wave, and come and go as they please regardless of inning. Their crowds may be packed full of ultra casuals but they're up-front about it.

That first game against the phillies was meme city but still very fun because of mad max

He's hot

Blue Jays get murdered by the Twins in about 10 mins

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Jokes on you Parkey is gone now.

HOSKINS IS DEAD

what did he mean by this?

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>pissconsin

More like true to the poo

>got lucky
>with 2 grand slams

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>one (1) poster
Is our leaf friend going to be okay?

I am a total lost cause

I like that you're willing to put in the work

just wait until guerrero jr comes up

Why don't the Twins have any fans posting? It's not like their team is shit

there was a dude at last night's game that would not stop chanting "vladdy" - pretty annoying, but whatever

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adler is unironically based

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literally who

A cutie writer for the athletic

yankees beat reporter for the athletic

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>accidentally posted this shit in a Yea Forums thread
Why is Harper wearing that Bruins sleeve?

I can already smell the Phillies collapse. They have no depth and will burn out

lol he's going to get fined for that

like he gives a fuck

NL baseball is a disgrace.

Fellow Orioles fan here, please stop posting this 3DPD bitch.
She has got one too many dimensions to be considered cute.

What are some underrated rivalries?

your mom's ass and my dick

albert pujols vs. linear time

>tfw Gallo steps up to the plate

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Yankees vs. Red Sox

>he likes cartoon women
YIKES

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I like this Blue Jays fan doing a game thread alone. Pretty fucking based.

Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong website. The website we are on has a strong tradition of being rooted in Japanese otaku culture. One of the foundations of that culture is 2D waifu. If you hate anime and prefer 3D to 2D, I really thing you would have a much better time discussing baseball on some bluepilled websites like reddit.com. I'm not really sure why you came here in the first place.

>Shelby Miller

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>tldr
Gonna assume that's just a wordy post letting everyone know you're gay

>gallie image name
fuck off
gallie owns ya
n he pwns ya
faggot

Why couldn't Bryce Harper sign with a likable city

philthies

what a cutie

>scummy player signs with a scummy city
Seems like a match made in heaven

how is he scummy

kuk this!

choo choo

houspie has been sighted!

this is fucking insanity

wtf?

Yea Forumsstros

Yea Forumsstros omg

houuuuuuu abooarrrrrrrd!

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Is syndergaard's career over?

>philthies

wheeze

get on it already houspie

no Sox thread : /

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You should have signed Manny Machaddy.

why don't you just make it

>losing to royals
oh no no

lol shut up idiot!

mobile atm, waiting at midway doing some ubering because i want a new videocard with at least 12 vram

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!1

Yay Joey Gallie!

new

what the rest of your system?

want me to make one for you?

wheeze*

...

intel i7 9700k
32 gigs ddr4
2 gig HVMe SSD for important game
4 gig 7200rpm for garbage
and...
a nvidia GTX 970 lol, yeah, i got a bit of a bottle next but i want to get those parts while they had a good price and i just decided to get a new videocard later im probably just going to get a 1080ti 12 version, they're about 300$ish now

i like building my own computer, plus it's already built

this is me

i was talking about the thread

>HVMe SSD for important game
>HVMe
>for important game

Are you ubering drunk or are you imitating the speech patterns of an blind immigrant taxi driver?

Also you are one hell of a trip-deleting tripfag you ass.

yeah, after i posted i was like yeah he probably meant a thread. for a second i thought you were gonna link me a build on pcpartpicker.com for some reason

my s7 really sucks at using voice to text, my fat fingers keep fucking up the text boxes ! i HATE phone posting but the person im picking up is running late.

Please fart into the microphone during voice to text and post the result.