/heem/ Wake up Khabib edition

he couldnt stop his wife from dressing like a whore and parading her body around the town square. i say the guy whose wife's face, let alone her heaving breasts, you've never seen takes it.

do we like the new belt now?

BASED

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I'd let Israel BLACK my husband, desu.

just skipped training lads

Dance Like You Want To Win is actually my favorite episode

his chin is deleted.
his body literally broke down from training stress.

i like whittaker but all the external factors are against him.

Did these judges just copy each others scorecards?

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she's pretty hot now. she used to be huge.

Thought Dustin won all 5 rounds

Nigeria now holds 2 titles

Anyone who fights Yoel for 50 minutes is completely deleted and Adesanya is going to brutally finish what Romero started

Reading these threads for the first time made me extremely racist. The next black person I see I'm going to rip his pants off and choke his cock with my mouth.

Vick's wife > Poirier's wife

For me first round was 8-10, and third and fourth were 10-9.

Why have you guys stopped linking the previous threads

>Max lands nearly 200 strikes
>Dustin's face is completely fine
>Dustin lands slightly fewer strikes than Max
>Max's face needs to be surgically reattached
So featherweights are really just flabby flyweights?

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DC's wife > Poirier's wife

>wake up
>check results
>decision
>decision
>decision
>decision
they need to bring back roids

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imagine being tony right now

when poirier was being interviewed he should have said 'this belt is MAI WAIF's (borat voice) as much as it is mine.' that would have been epic

It looks like a kid's toy

Reminder Kelvin Gastelum still exists

Reminder Mcgregor only has 1 win at LW against a guy who isn't even in the UFC anymore

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Dustin actually knows how to block unlike max

It's Max who we all know is pillowfisted

So is Dustin going to have to defend his interim belt while Gooby gets another shot at Khabib?

>Gastelum vs Adesanya is one of the greatest fights I've seen in my whole life!!
t. Dana Whyitte at the presser

Maxy relies on volume and Dustin is the better boxer

Hey bros I missed the fights tonight can somebody give me a link to watch them on? I can't find a torrent for it anywhere.

reckon that weird overhead elbow guard stopped max advancing as he normally does?

I saw it years ago when netflix sent dvds through the mail. Great doc. I like the part where Credeur got mad at the other 155er for not showing up to practice so he makes him spar Poirier and Poirier kicks the shit out of him

hehe yeah that would b good

then what does that make modelo ortega

No fucking way. Conor has to fight Tony while Dustin fights Khabib.

the rountree fight was a banger though.

Two new black champs tonight

Can /ourboy/ Based Bobby beat pissrael?

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you missed the one card you shouldn't have buddy

>A fight can't be good if it goes to decision
Loser

Max won the fight

trash

Hey bros

FW fights LW(that cuts weight) at LW

FW lacks power at that weight

TUNE IN LATER FOR MORE OBVIOUS SHIT AND 209 MEMES

Max didn't bulk up. Of course it didn't carry over and not like he's a huge FW to begin with. Ortega outsized him even.

Last nights card didn't improve my chances of losing my virginity.

>Hey bros I missed the fights tonight

Why? because you're a piece of shit? Card was a barn burner you fuckwit. Now suffer.

Ortega could be a WW

Has anyone ever had their neck broken in UFC?

Torrent takes a few hours, chill.

>Memerael goes to fight Whittaker
>Knucks is a vastly superior fighter but got deleted after 2 five round wars with the beast Romero
>Adesanya finishes bobby purely due to him already being broken down and not due to his actual skill
>Rogan will fucking harp on forever about how Adesanya is the GOAT middleweight
I don't want it to be true but this horrible timeline is fucking happening lads
hopefully Yoel gets a crack at him and completely obliterates him down the line

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Dustin's guard was crazy effective tonight. Max was really struggling with it in Round 1 and 2, he literally couldn't land clean on Dusting largely because of his guard.
He kind of abandoned it in the later rounds though, might have tired his arms

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Why do you hate based Adesanya so much? It's too late to get on the hype-train now but you need to chill out

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why yes good sir, sub to espn+ for a low monthly fee. are you a fight fan?

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You guys have low standards. It was just okay.

Max will lose his next fight

t. watches manlet divisions and wmma

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t.obese casual who thinks only HW fights that last 20 seconds are good

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Max also started going for the body when the high guard was up

Was helping Dustin gas

Rountree/Anders would have been FOTN on a lesser card.

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Tony won the story of the fight.

Max is unironically a fucking bum who just had a really good cardio and chin. Imagine he got absolutely humiliated for 4 rounds then finished Dustin in the 5th because Dustin got tired from beating the shit out of him for 20 minutes straight. Max is a fucking meme. Terrible performance tonight. And it's the exact same performance he usually gives except he was up against someone who had good cardio and knew how to block his shitty punches.
MEME ENDED

for the espn era it was the best one so far

I was scared Dustin gassed himself out in round 1 but was surprised at how well he held on, I for sure thought Max was going to beat him

>Rogan will fucking harp on forever about how Adesanya is the GOAT middleweight

I wish Rogan would just quit. The bitch keeps ruining post fight interviews especially hard fought wins with his self inserts. He won't shut the fuck up about Max being the FW GOAT despite not having defended or holding it as long as Aldo. Bandwagon bitch.

Such a fucking tool. Needs DC and Cruz to check him constantly.

How is Max's tdd so good for such a skinny guy? It's like Aldo level. I thought it would be bad at 155 since he was against much bigger guys.

Card was boring, main two events were fucking epic

If you could go back in time how much would you have really watched? I would have only watched the top 3

Rountree deserves more praise for his improvement. Those kicks and follow up were snappy and painful.

He got taken down twice bee. Khabeeb woulda mauled him.

The move of the night was that first spinning elbow by Izzy. He showed that it was part of his arsenal and that he could bring it out if Kelvin overextended. Kelvin was scared of it until the end. After that headkick in rd 4 Kelvin could have finished Izzy but he didn't want to get elbowed while swinging so he shot for the takedown. That let Izzy recover and finish strong for the final round.

>HW fights that last 20 seconds are good
most of them will gas if it goes for more than that tho

The most infuriating thing is his obsession with the Greatest of "All Time"
Like joe the UFC began in the fucking 90s get over it.

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henry cejudo mad his mexican friend lost

Don't know how to feel about Adesanya. On the one hand he's a zoomer and that justifies intense hatred for him, on the other he's a good fighter. But is he though? He did struggle against that unranked italian guy and took 45 y/o Silva to a decision.

First time he got straight back up second time he got that anaconda choke.

poirier's a drawl. and of course he's boys with my dude theo. fershure on the mma mt rushmore, B... and there's 40 faces on my mount rushmore

what else ya got, chin?

hes a homosexual so...

It's not that good, Dustin manhandled him to the floor in round 1
Dustin just used the takedown attempts as time to recover and take time off when he was sleepy

>OH SHIT OH SHI- nah he cool
Love ref reactions.

>against that unranked italian guy
Lol still hang up on that? He has improved and he just won the belt in his first year in the UFC. Give credit where it's due, if he was white you'd love him

Aussies, Africans, and Sand Africans are really going to take this sport away from us, aren't they burgerbros?

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Kelvin kept throwing the same pawing motion and then 1,2 or overhand the whole night. Even your mom could figure that one out. His power was the thing that kept the fight going.

Too bad he was gassy as hell to capitalize on that 4th round near TKO. Surprised he didn't even exploit the possibility of grappling but that probably means Gastelum's borderline cardio would come out worse had he grappled.

>us
Cringe

Fight sucked. Anders was a punching bag and Rountree couldn’t even get the finish.

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>implying Gooby doesn't have your sport entirely in his hands despite being a flushed gatekeeper tier fighter
seethe burger

I'm rewatching the fight right now it's closer than the judges said
10-8
10-9
9-10
9-10
10-9
On a rewatch I can't give Dustin the 4th.

Wake up Whittaker

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Yeah that's why I can't score it live

You could say that about the main event too.

Imagine thinking Max won more than 1 round...........................LOL!

Max only won the third round and that's purely because dusty took it off so he could come back and knock Lellaway about some more later on, which he did

youtu.be/-ZxBbbKv8kg

How did he lose the 4th?

HGH

by getting fucking heemed

I feel bad for Kelvin

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He wasn't hurt in round 4, outlanded him in that round and had all those elbows during the takedown attempt and the tight choke at the end. 2 rounds to Max is reasonable.

Almost as dumb as people who enunciate laughter on the internet.

KEK
Look at Cejudo told Ali to look upset before the camera comes to them

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He is Mr Autismo

200 strikes on his arm? As far as I could see, Max barely landed anything. Most of his shots hit Poirier's guard.

Strong core and small enough body fat % to see your abs. There's also the fact that literally no one in a combat sport would bench press for mass as it limits range of motion in your punches by a considerable amount (if you're lifting solely for muscle mass). Boxed for 7 years, did minimal weights aside from neck.

Can someone make a webm of this video. At first I thought Conor's foot was an excuse but might actually be true if you look at this

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Can someone webm dat

Ya boy vindicated. Now if only he'd get more fights.

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Fucking based goobert, he wasn't lying after all
He absolutely HEEMS fhatbib in the rematch

hes gonna cut himself into stitches and miss another title fight

>people arguing over GOATS
This pisses me off. It changes every fight.
Last month everyones saying max is the GOAT.
Everyone saying jones now, but what happens when he takes his first L
this is MMA, the "GOAT" is going to change from fight to fight.
I mean people even say DC is the goat if it wasn't for jones.
Mighty mouse was the GOAT, but then he took an L?
this is insane.
We need to wait forty years to determine this stuff. there can't be a GOAT in such a new sport.
If holloway beats khabib, and connor, he'll be the nest potential GOAT

Does Israel have autism? The way he talks is really fucking weird. Even more weird than fighters who are suffering from cte.

I thought USADA changed to where they don't announce until after all the testing? Oh well.

hes a sodomite

*porrier

*sends hemcels into a seethe*

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Reminder that even though the redditors managed to get rid of Face The Pain, Dana still managed to sneak in Fallen at the end there.
youtube.com/watch?v=3OiYCMr-oUU

The fighter is allowed to announce. The new rule is that USADA is quiet until the fighter himself breaks the news.
Which is why Paulo Costa isn't confirmed yet.

Costa Is Clean

Only casuals and zoomers think the goats have changed.

Anyone with actual knowledge knows dj, aldo, Jones, gsp etc are still the goats.

Most guys haven't even defended their titles more than 2 times. That's what separates goats from title holders.

he likes getting trained on

Costa already said he isn't allowed to compete because of flu medicine or something like that. When his punishment expires USADA will say what he really was caught using.

Yeah, that constant GOAT talking g is really fucking annoying, especially in a sport that's 30 years old. And how fucking often it changes for such a young sport. I've heard just from Rogan that the GOAT is Fedor, Jones, Mighty Mouse, DC, Cejudo, Ronda, Nunes, Silva, Aldo, Khabib, Miocic and all those just in that 4-5 years. His opinion on who's the GOAT changes every month.
Compare that to sportbike football that's 100+ years old and you have what, Pelez Maradona, Messi, Ronaldo and maybe 1-2 more players that are usually in the GOAT discussion.
That's why people make fun of us, retarded pundits are making the sport looks like WQE

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>Jones

He has too many asterisks, DJ might actually be clean.

>aldo
lel
>Jones
roiding monkey

hes a nigerian who lives in 2006 memes becuase of outdated american culture

>Anyone with actual knowledge knows dj, aldo, Jones, gsp etc are still the goats.
Add Silva to that list, and you have my all time top 5.

don't know why people even care, even the goat can get KOd on any given night. it means fuck all.

Hey friendos, just got home.

What did I miss?

Wake up, Israel.

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why? have you heard him talk? he's not even a person.

WTF how is it so round?

Flyweight- DJ
Bantamweight- Dominick
Featherweight- Aldo
Lightweight- BJ
Welterweight- GSP
Middleweight- Anderson
LHW- Jones
HW- Stipe (redditors will say Cormier but he is a faggot who ducks actual fights for Bork)
This is the objective list

the most spiciest and best main event for a long time

he's a big black professional fighter but also kind of a nerd who isn't comfortable in his own skin.

Wake up, Israel.

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people keep saying that and Bobby keeps on winning

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Oh, and GSP of course

>BJ
Poirier*

...

It should've been Cain. He would've ran through Stipe and Ngannou by now but he keeps fucking himself up. 300lb knee extensions and fast paced. That trainer should've been mauled by Cormier for ruining his bro.

excuse my blank post
What is funny about GSP is that joe is always incredibly reluctant to bring him up as the goat and only ever speaks about him when somebody else brings him up
I guess he isn't black enough for joe

>Bobby keeps on winning
He hasn't fought anyone but Romero in the last 2 years.

there are no GOATs. all have been tainted, exposed, or otherwise discredited. the final redpill is that there are no goats, only sheep.

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Apologize... nay, BEG for forgiveness

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ok retard

Bobby doesn't fucking fight.

Worst champ we've had in a while. Easily worst MW champ of all time.

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Sir Bobbert of The Knuckles will restore white(ish) pride and flush this meme once and for all
You can't honestly think your meme will beat him

>not Cockhold, who never even managed one defence and got heemed by an about to retire BispKING
lol what

Holloway was bullied for most of the fight, it looked like a man against a boy. I didn't think the difference in power will be so obvious.

Bobby has at least beaten Jacare and Romero.

>yoelito misses weight
>it doesn't count as a defense
>it's bobbert's fault
?

lmao i found this on reddit
>Dustin made it a brawl and had the cardio to hang, he still had respectable power in the later rounds. Conor's very dangerous in the early going but not enough to put Max out and he will gas, then Max turns up the heat and it's a wrap for McTapper. Max's footwork and defense is on another planet compared to Nate, also Conor won't get away with just punting the leg with his shitty leg kicks like anyone can do against Nate.

He's not wrong. At 145 that is because goobs will already be half dead from trying to cut to 145 now.

Max's footwork and defence is literally nonexistent
Imagine watching his performance tonight and thinking Gooby wouldn't have him flatlined in the second

Does beating Dustin, Holloways, Alvarez, and Gaethje, and Pettis make Porier ready for khabib?

in many ways, korean zombie is now the UFC interim lightweight champion.

15 more seconds and we'd be in blessed era

Adesanya is almost 30, why is everyone talking about him as a young prospect?

Max is the definition of a cut baby who has never been tested by a grappler

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Who? Oh, you mean that guy who got his """title""" for surviving as a tall bag against Romero two times (if it was a real fight, bobbert would be unironically dead - simple fact, it was question of time). That guy who didn't get the linear title from the previous champ, the Based Count of Bis, and just simply was awarded a """title""" because he was next in line?

Oh, for shoe, my man, having your intestines turn to jello by Romero's punches is one peach of a beast.

I hope Based Stylebender will be merciful and allow bobby's wife to take his corpse home after he ritualistically sodomizes it as a rite of victory.

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This is meaningless because Dustin obviously knew how much time was left and just chilled out for the last while. If there was more time on the clock he wouldn't have allowed himself to enter that position

>Israel will lose t-this time

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Cockhold was entertaining as fuck. His personality is hilarious as an awkward and stupid megachad.

What the fuck even is Whittaker? An Australian guy? Who gives a fuck. He's never said one entertaining thing in his entire career.

Becuase hes an exciting fighter and rising star who only started in the UFC a year ago and has been extremely active and on a win streak. If you were actually looking for an answer

*heems gastelum*

Gaethje is best in division.
and i want everyone here to agree with me.
Its true, he would wreck khabib, no way hes getting taken down.
Porrier gets headhunted.
connor has best chance due to advanced footwork.
tony could take the beating and pull guard and maybe get lucky or something.
But Gaethje is best in division.

And he never won the title, GSP gifted it to him.

Not really. Khabib's just going to take him down and grind out another pounding.

Its going to be another "but bro, what if the striker catches him out, Khabib's never faced this striker skillset!" episode

goobs would heem max and get a favorable stoppage within 2 rounds

The trick to beating Khabib is to defend all his takedowns so you're not afraid of his chain wrestling.

And porrier isn't that person.

Nah, he needs to take a good smack on the feet, Porier could easily do that to him

i prefer dustin's wife

>gets knocked out stone cold by Redditie Alvarez
>his record is padded by a bunch of cans
>his only wins in the UFC are against Michael Johnson, James Vick and Flushedboza
Gaycheese is good but let's not turn him into a meme buddeh. Everybody in the top 4, Cowboy, and Nate would all absolutely fuck him up. Fatbib is the only one he has a chance against due to his TDD and khabib being a shit striker

Was this written by an actual retard?

>Everybody in the top 4, Cowboy, and Nate would all absolutely fuck him up
Really made me do a big think

GOATsrael GODesanya is the Mayweather of the UFC and will go 50-0 before retirement

JUSTin is a beast of a peach of a fighter for sure b. Truly elite and not at all a swang and banger who gets absolutely heemed by anyone who even remotely knows what they're doing.

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When I ask if your a retard im not talking about your opinion but your writing style. Like what disability do you have? are you an alcoholic? was your mother? so many questions

Top 4 Nate and cowboy fuck him up 100% my man

>cut baby
Tonight proved otherwise, he looked tiny.

>being less informed then a redditer
Conor doesn't have the explosive power you think he has, the little bit of magic that he does have runs out after 12 minutes. Max survives the beating and punishes Confag in the later rounds. The only was Conor doesn't lose is by corrupt judges gifting him a draw.

>your a retard
Kelvin..... put that belt down

>thinking I was implying that cowboy and Nate are in the top 4
learn to read b. Peach of a post

>The only was Conor

Nice stroke m8

>Implying I was Implying that you were implying nate and cowboy were in the top 4
Two bong dagrees on full display

I honestly have no idea how you watched Max getting cracked and wobbled numerous times tonight against a guy who isn't exactly known for being a knockout artist, and still think that Conor wouldn't have Max out cold.

He's back soon bros

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sorry i meant to say Confag again

Poirier looks so small there compared to now

looks like Chris Eubank

Man if kz was just a bit smarter in his last fight, he would be getting a title shot soon.

That fight was at featherweight my man

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>tfw just tripped on acid watching this unbelievable card
>tfw I have to go train now

>gets stolen from us while in his prime
it wasn't fucking fair bros

youtube.com/watch?v=03YYjjxoIEM it's over Jon

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Was wondering if the extra weight would give Holloway a new level of power.

Nope. He looked like a pillow fisted retard. His gas tank and chin are something else though. Legit thought the momentum was going to take a major swing when he landing on a brief gassed Dustin.

Max is a feather weight

Don't remind me bros i'm still salty over the loss but Yair is a beast. Zombie's boxing was looking good and he got his brown belt so i'm hoping he comes back strong

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he isn't a featherweight he is just a shit pillowfisted lightweight
There's a reason he is cutting down so much to beat up manlets

Damn you gotta do scuba lessons on acid? Sounds like a tough day ;). Hope you enjoy it! My names Carl btw, nice to meet you. I don’t come here often but it’s nice to meet like minded people into mma

He didn't bulk up properly for 155 imo, he seemed to have simply cut less weight. btw he was never my boy

>TITAN
>5'3''
>4'11''

Maybe because Conor has only ever put 1 person out cold in his whole UFC career? And also considering Max's ability to recover and despite all that damage even still not get dropped. Max has never been knocked out therefore chances are he will survive, after Conor blows his wad how do you think the championship rounds will go for him? Conor's only chance at winning is to be the first person ever to TKO Max, he can only accomplish this in the first 3 (likely 2) rounds.

Your reasoning is that of the brainlet casual
>huuurr Dustin's striking is SHIT and Max lost to him therefore CONOR WUDDA DONE HIM!!! durrrrr
Styles make fights faggot

watch the fight Balart is actually sick

Gathje has changed his fighting style a lot since his losses and looks better then ever. And saying his record is padded by cans just proves your a Cazzie who thinks names mean everything on a record. He fought some good ass fights is World Series and shower he is the total package in skill set. You’ve clearly only see some of his ufc fights and don’t realize just how good he is yet. After he knocks out his next opponent in the first round 3 fights in a row people will clue in. He’s a dangerous brawler with great scrambling and all of a sudden he’s now a patient power puncher, and his power is great.

you can say it by his underdevelopment

Imagine going to a decision with a literal fucking dwarf
Just teep him in the head lmao

I know you idiot, what the fuck did you think my point was? Stupid upside down cunt

he's a big guy

kek

Sucks to be Gastelum. Worked his ass off for a title shot and lost it because Whittaker’s a little bitch who pulls out. Now he’s never getting that

lol one of the guys he beat has a record of 32-21 shut the fuck up and get out of here he fought against cans and he's still fighting cans in the UFC today

One of your wives break free today Muhammed?

Nice meme speak. Learn to critically think fag lord lmao

I want a girlfriend.

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i was also thinking about why gaethje is missing from the convos but remember he did lose to eddie and poirier so he did get a shot at the top guys... he's easily one of the best in the division tho and its the most stacked division

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Kek
Usman is actually a fucking faggot, what are you going to do, NOT give the number 1 contender his fight? He doesn't have to beg you, stop ducking him
Based Ben calling it like it is

Oozeman is shook

They're shorter than him but they're not much lighter than him, his size is greatly exaggerated.

they both aged very well

holloways mystique is gone

Whittaker will kill that anime nigger

Usman is on EPO, he'll be exposed soon

>Joe asks max if he will stay at LW
>uhhhhh yoo know uhhhhhh uhhhhh yoo know whateva helps me becum pownfapown numma 1 yoo know we see we see
Max is gonna look so pathetic retreating back to featherweight. He shouldn't have been put in with the top guys immediately in LW

great taste user

before that 5th round i would have 100% agree

but god damn where he pulled that from i have no idea looked like a completely different fighter

Kelvin was out on his feet and Israel could afford to style on him
He gets heemed if he tries that shit with bobby

How do you keep from heeming yourself? Feeling pretty low right now

Max vs Dustin was a draw. Dustin landed harder shots which never dropped Max, did nothing with his takedown attempts but get elbowed, and was hurt just as often as Max but from an accumulation of strikes in combination rather than the pop shots which he landed on (and hurt) Max that the judges wrongfully attribute a higher status to. Furthermore they both basically landed the same amount of total strikes.

I want to live until based walker heems jones

because you can never predict what life has in store for you

Dustin wasn't hurt a single time, stop buying into the rogan hype job
Max was punching arms all night

max won the fight though

I can't get over how fucking stupid and plastic-y the new belt looks.

What a fucking disgrace.

He was hurt, Dustin said it himself at the post fight press conference. I still had it for Dustin of course

>expecting mma judges to be this precise
im amazed they didnt rob anybody in the main card, and thats above expectations

fuck I wish I stayed up for ONE lol

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You're.... you're reaching for those grapes..... and youre trying to make your wine. And the wine is already signing like a violin..... with that cheese and wine.... ahmm....... max got heemed

this was dana's payback for missing the khabib fight when they asked for it

For sure, Poirer was a Muenster

looks like he made short work of him

>emerge from the wall to nip down to costco on a canned food and stella run
>see this

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really liked the post fight presser, Dustin was very honest and put it all out there, no shit talking or putting anyone down

Reminder that Jonny Bones is currently tied with Anderson for most consecutive UFC wins at 16 and his next win will break the record. Too bad it will never ever be brought up because DCuck cried on live tv and got daddy dana to rule it a NC. They can heem Jon's official record but he is in actuality the undefeated GOAT

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anyone with multiple drug suspensions on their record will never be the goat

based and nopills

pico4pico goat

i dunno if he's actually doing it, but he said leading up to the fight with gus that he wants to get the NC overturned

He also shattered the pulsing record

>h-his wins are nullified!!!
>implying everyone he fought and humiliated wasn't also on some shit
Why do redditors always come after bones for muh not natty but will turn around and call Anderson the GOAT. Peach of a cringe of a pit post there b

>caring about who roids and whatever in 2000+19
reddit

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*heems you*

meh, he's a drug cheat no matter how you spin it. great fighter but a drug cheat nonetheless and no drug cheat will ever be the goat

Also a reminder that Fatt Hamill never beat Jon and Jon has actually dominated 18 separate men in the UFC, with Gus and DC getting double helpings
Literally no one else has been this dominant. Even GSP lost a few times.

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but jon is a chea *gets eyepoked*

*survives the round*
*wins a controversial split decision*
nothing personal buddy

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Post the webm of her big jiggling melons plz

>Peach of a cringe of a pit post there b
I haven't been on heem in like 6 months what in the FUCK is this? I like it.

you don't need it my guy

find jesus

>Israel is a meme
wins easily
>Max will btfo Holloway
gets CTE'd
>Jones is the GOAT
*pops*
>Italy and Britistan, currently holding zero UFC titles posting
lul
>heems picks btfo after first ppv fight
heem, truly the home of the cazzie

Joe "unorthodox" Rogan

Is there something more annoying than those guys that keep looking for a big punch?

>Max will BTFO Holloway
In many ways, he did

>>Max will btfo Holloway

IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
bbc.com/pidgin/tori-47925315

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is there something more annoying than those guys that wait, wait, wait, throw 2 shitty strikes, wait, wait, wait
Fucking throw something ffs. throw a fucking jab, a kick, anything

yeah Max vs Dustin was a draw, goodnight boys I got church in the morning

>Israel is a meme
wins easily
>Max will btfo Poirier
gets CTE'd
>Jones is the GOAT
*pops*
>Italy and Britistan, currently holding zero UFC titles posting
lul
>heems picks btfo after first ppv fight
heem, truly the home of the cazzie

lord and his slave

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wrestlers

They late 20s early 30s lmao, they haven't aged yet.

>tfw im older than half my boys

me on the left

You can go and check in the live threads b. I called dustin for winning the rematch.

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It's funny you all picked Holloway now you're all shitting on him, he still looked impressive.

>Adesanya win di match wit 48-46 unanimous decision and e go jam Australian boxer Robert Whittaker next.
>Oga Whittaker bin suppose fight Kelvin Gastelum early dis year but no fit because e gaz go for surgery but report say e go return to action for June or August of 2019.
>And if Adesanya beat Whittaker, e go become middleweight champion.

Based.
I wish the BBC released statistics on how many nigerians read their article as opposed to people from elsewhere having a laugh.

Prime Poirier heems Mcgregor

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Wholesome picture, unnecessary racism. Marty is a nice guy, with he didn't pretend otherwise to sell fights.

backpedalling is one of the hallmarks of a cazzie
you all have no idea what you're talking about lol

He lets his fights do the entertainment shit. UFC fans just want dramaqueen WWE champions. Fuck that shit martial arts is built on respect and being humble.

lol what he was literally just talking about how Colby, the number 1 contender, would have to beg him for the fight
Shades of DC all over again with the IM THE BEST I DUCK NOBODY shit and then clearly ducking people when they get the belt

Dustin has been at is for so long with so many wars he probably doesn't have much left.

Gastelum won tho

Gastelum wins the rematch, it's not even up for debate.

>literally provide you with the image for you to go and search the archive and see that I did in fact call Dustin for winning
>y-you're a back-pedaller! A-And a CAZZIE!
I'm not impressed with your performance

just having a laugh mate, calm down

Woah the taller more experienced kickboxer won against the fat wrestler midget that wanted to stand and bang.

Woah the guy that's been fighting pillowfisted featherweights for 10 years lost against a guy that's been fighting real powerstrikers all his life.

What a shame i didn't put more than 20 bucks on these meme title fights.

Is there something more annoying than Rogan sucking the balls of one fighter throughout the whole fight? Why does he have to be so hyperbolic?

Don't worry, is talking completely out of their arse, and doesn't know shit about MMA. They just seem to get off on being a fedora-tipping contrarian edgelord.

>WOAH KELVIN IS IN TROUBLE HERE
>WOAH IZZY'S TAGGED HE'S IN TROUBLE HERE
>PHENOMENAL STRIKING AND MOVEMENT FROM IZZ-
>WOAH KELVIN TAGGED HIM

>I’m not being defensive, im telling you to get real because anybody acting like that fight was in any way “clear” needs to give them self a shake. I get that you love Dustin, I do too, if you think he won that’s cool, but the only clear thing about the fight is that it was close.

This guy is probably the biggest fucking clown I've ever seen

>I'm only goofing off hah-
>Heems your pit right out of its peach
heh..... nice try kid.

>Max lands a glancing blow on Dustin
>OOOOOHHHHHHHHH HES HURT HES HURT
Flashbacks of Al/Khabib

>Maybe because Conor has only ever put 1 person out cold in his whole UFC career?
Conor has simulated a lot of deaths, he doens't put people to sleep but he does put them in a defenseless state. Which of Conors multiple finishes do you think was early and not an actual TKO?

not really goofing off just trying to make you look like even more of a retard. bit dramatic
working tbqh famalam

Yes, Joe Rogan calling for the fight to be stopped because its over, he is tagged, he is getting butchered, ref should stop tins massacre, etc.
If you are defending yourself, you can continue fighting, and Rogan is only demolishing a fighter's credibility by making casuals think they are a corpse.

That's what he gets for not filling himself out.

Poirier wont even go one full round with Khlav Kalash

Gastelum's best strike of the fight was a head kick
Mental isn't?
It's a crazy sport we've fallen in love with.

Anders proved Rogan wrong by having his best round in the third.
Just because you got dropped or knocked out doesn't mean you're out of the fight - just look at Ben Askren's debut.

Lads I'm losing interest in the UFC. The interim titles are a joke.

>Kebab
>finishing anyone
the kh*bib meme is so fucking tiresome
he's literally the LW Usman

Me vs the upside down poster. Me on the right btw. Him on the left btw.

Who the fuck art thou this ding dong?

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I was thinking of that just now. Dude sometimes make it seem like we're watching a cartel video or something. You start to feel bad watching the sport. I don't know how the UFC doesn't get bothered by this

Interestingly Kebab himself called it as a draw.

I still have it as a Poirier win, but certainly not by anything like a 49-46 margin.

Judges are filthy casuals

Anyone else think it was cringe as fuck when Max repeatedly kept clapping and taunting throughout the entire fight? Cut that shit out max it's not cool when you're the one getting your face rearranged you just look like a 10 year old playing EA UFC

Said this for a long time now, Max sucks

yeah, it'd be cool if he got clipped by a few precise shots but it doesn't really have the same effect if you are getting hit by bombs every other second

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Who beats Max at 145?

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Told u neggers peahead was gonna murder max
T. Discord sex traveler

Give credit where it's due, Luke from the discord was spot on with his prediction

>shilling for max
>reddit spacing
what a coincidence!
also, of course that dagestani rat is going to try to discredit this fight and its winner while he sits on his fat ass

yes, it's very insecure
really, it just shows the strikes are affecting him

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It's crazy. Reminder that there's a parallel universe where Adesanya's feet were planted slightly differently, the head snaps a bit more and he gets heemed.

Really makes you think.

zombie will fucking heem Maximilian for sure

It's over Max

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>brits tweaking hard
good batch of gear going round at the moment lads?

Isn't he still asleep from that fluke elbow?

thawlts on dustin's wife B R E H S?

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You on the left thinking this is fun and games, me on the right not tolerating your antics and heeming you
You've been warned kid. Don't step out of line again lest you face the pain

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>know you will be on live tv
>wear the dress that shows the maximum amount of cleavage
based slutty mrs poirier

>reddit spacing

This is such a boring >new meme. I always type properly, even in this shithole.

It's an interesting theory you have there, but have you got any input on the fight itself other than cringey conspiracy theories?

This is exactly how I score it

Link your post picking Dustin right now.

Thawlts on this? Has mcnuggets been out-titcowed?

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based Saenchai predictor

going to train with him in July.
>tfw 8000 baht for 1 hr private
worth

chestlets and shoulderbabys seem to have the biggest punching power.
I have a similar physique and also got a decent pop

based

>Dustin actually won

Holy shit, really shows how deep lightweight is when fucking dustin beats the "greatest" featherweight and Pettis knocks out Woodley's best win

>zoomer
He's 30

Damn son. Would love to do that myself, how'd you get that gig

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It's pretty obvious at this point Max is not the greatest, he didn't outskill or outsmart Aldo, he didn't outclass Aldo. He was just too big for Aldo and doesn't get tired. Joe Rogan is such a dickrider.

what is /heem/'s opinion on Frank Mir?

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Frankie would end the max meme

Holloway will become a potato if he keeps taking so much damage

twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1117148334190252032

lol

Either dick or delicious titcow
lucky son of a bitch

when will the hacker, known as Yea Forums, bless us with photos of his wife's glorious rack?

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what do you guys think khabib was saying to his mates back in dagestan when he was watching dustins post fight interview live with his titcow wife in the background?

Prime tiger heems rush, thoughts?

dickpic

absolutely haram, why does he show wife with breasts out like this?
Is that his wife or is she prostitute? i do not understand this you know

send location

Dustins "christian" so he wouldn't take dickpics, I reckon it was a cumshot on his wifes tits

watchwrestling.in/watch-ufc-236-holloway-vs-poirier-2-4-13-19/

>tfw comfy 4/20 morning card next week
Based

Yoel would beat Israel

The fight was scored totally wrong, Max won 3, 4 and 5. Round 1 being a 10-8 makes it a draw. Khabib knows what he's talking about.

Remember that time Kelvin rocked Israel with a headlock then tied him up against the fence lol

Kelvin should've wrestled more. I'm so tired of the wrestler that completely falls in love with their hands meme

Why didn't Kelvin already have his shorts on when he came out? He deserved to lose for that.

You could easily give Dustin round 3

Israel stuffed almost every takedown and grappling is tiring

he couldn't take him down, he shot a TD after he put adesanya on queer street with a headkick and still couldn't get it

Dustin easily won round 5

Is Israel actually gay or are you guys memeing on me

>grappling is tiring
He can use that in HIS favor. Tire the striker first then trade hands with him. Make him worry about your takedowns.

>Oh, have fun, babe. Just make sure you stretch before, last time your neck was bothering you for a week. II'll be keep myself busy telling /heem/ that Holloway got robbed

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Are you ready to have your mind blown and see the future of fighting in the next 2 months?

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>i got a draw
What did he mean by this?

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He only tried wrestling when he got rocked and when he was tired. You can't judge how he'd have looked if he had come with the game plan from the beginning. When a guy is hurt he is just panicking and trying to hold on for something. It's not like he was in a great position and tried. he got fucked and out of balance and then tried to grab something.

The other time he was tired as fuck already

Please explain

In the end of the day, arent we all?

Just trust me dude, its fucking insane what the guys at ESPN are doing

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he means that he thought the fight ended in a draw
what don't you understand about that

he was fucked after the motorcycle crash

Both Max and Kelvin got robbed

How come Poirier, DC and Jouban don't sound like howdy partner southerners?

I just want an SNES UFC RPG based around the first 4 UFCs

The fifth round of Adesanya Gastelum was nuts, best fight of 2019 so far

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because not many Southerners actually have that meme accent

theo von does
he's louisiananian

Man how is Kelvin such a cardiolet

>OHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>STOP THE FIGHT!!
>STOP THE FIGHT!!!!!!

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I fucked your mom spammy

Would the Dagestani's accept me if I was a white Muslim and wanted to learn wrestling or would I get heemed permanently by way of decapitation

Top 5 winning streaks in the UFC now that Max is ded:
>1. Jon Jones: 15
>2. Khabib Nurmagomedov: 11
>2. Tony Ferguson: 11
>4. Kamaru Usman: 10
>5. Robert Whittaker: 9

>1. Jon Jones: 15
This is incorrect

Is he funny? I'm afraid of watching his stand up and dying of second hand embarrassment

the NC does not count as ending the streak

It literally does

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It's the cringiest attempt at stand up I've ever seen. Amy schumer is legitimately funnier than him.

Anyone got the webm of Kelvin flushing Adesanya

no, both jones DQ and NC should count as W's...at least for real men. Only absolute reddit basedfags will disagree

Max is going back to FW to get wrecked by Volkanovski coming off his Aldo win, to have to spend the rest of his life in a retirement home because he's so brain damaged.

Screen cap this if you want.

Jones is literally 20-0 in the ufc

I dont want

>struggles against fatelum
>thinks he can hang with fucking JBJ
the guy is retarded

MMA Instagram is telling me Gassedbum and Israel is one of the greatest title fights of all time. I think they're trying to bamboozle me /heem/.

Man, it's so annoying that many fights in MMA end up being about cardio. These guys shouldn't be gassing so much.

Cringe jones fan boy

Would Jones move down to Middleweight or would Izzy move up to Light Heavy?

stick to sumo, hiroshi

Max won the war

Kelvin won the battle

he meant he fears the Diamond. Trying to play little gay mind games.

Would Israel have any chance again bobby?

of course they would
they've got their own military and it's full of qts
he wouldn't stand a chance

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>this fucking co-main
Washed up can vs Dana's failed handegg gay black bull.
I don't know what the fuck are they thinking.

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too busy heeming others and the world in general.

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it is pretty insulting desu

Izzy beats Jones.

Jon Jones is literally 20-0 in the UFC

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It's a good thing he's a bjj black belt because his standup needs work

>beat up wife
>get dq'd on your ufc debut from kneeing someone in the head
>end up in a co main

???

Holloway vs Poirier was a drawl

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hehehe
He actually is also a taekwondo dude
youtube.com/watch?v=x_nyuuuJjh0

oh damn is this yours? I will pay you a fortune if you can mail the autograph card to me

>And that's for all the idiots that don't like Interim titles. Congratulations, you missed a great one

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YANG GANG

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And his opponent has 0-2 UFC record, last fought in 2017 or some shit. Lost his both fights to guys with negative records. They've managed to find this tremendous can to fed this ugly ass nigger, and put him in co-main, lmao.

Oh I know I was just joking around :-)

Thoughts?

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This is now inaccurate they have moved the card to ESPN+

Rapist.
He is a Rapist.

I know that you were joking but I had to mention it

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Sure, what’s your address?

cringe

>Young UCE
What did he mean by this

He thinks he's getting Khabob in September.

*Spoiler* he's isn't

Post the webms of the Gastelum Adesanya fight

When you're hiring someone to do your twitter, I reckon don't hire an floaty limpwrist shirtlifter or a bird
These read like a 15 year old girls diary entries

i dm'd it to you

Bulgaria, pls

Cardio goes away when you're getting heem'd my dude. Izzy bashed that man's brains in for the last 2 minutes and the ref honestly should have called the fight at the end of that webm. Kelvin still acquitted himself very well in this fight, and I hope he comes back and delivers more cool bangers against talented opponents. Both these guys looked like stars in the ring.

WHAT THE FUCK
He's a fucking faggot isn't he?
Disgusting neger homo
I hope based Knuckles heems him permanently

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> R, ScHAub
>πHE H7LRIOπ

What was meant by this?

Kelvin vs Costa is the heem fest to make

Sent

>I cheated, was caught, and handed a loss as punishment for my behavior
>That's not a real loss! Fuck you babies for not letting me cheat at sports, this is your fault!

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Goober has to repair his public image after getting in trouble due to his drunken shitfits. Get him to stop getting wasted and doing stupid shit and maybe he'll be allowed to run his own twitter again.

this is how mcgregor has always spoken, including in interviews.
i have no idea what you mean by this.

In tuf show they made Whittaker and gastelum run like 10 laps round the circuit.

After 5 gastelum started puking while Bobby knuckles was still running without any issues.

Israel isn't beating Bobby knuckles in cardio so he better plan to knock him out fast.

Kevin and sMax have absolute peach pits for chins

Max is a chinlet at 155

I only saw the two main events. Were any of the of fights worth watching?

Jon is literally 18*-2 in the UFC.

>I felt a tap

based

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90s Rogan had the best stand up because he still had a thick Boston accent

No way. He survived huge damage.

>WOOOOO *hop hop hop*
I’m starting to like Usman

You gotta respect Kelvin. He fights in his real division like a true man

possibly

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>he's a zoomer
he's probably older than you lad

*cums on you*

Adesanya wouldnt last a round with me

I fuckin called it.

Max took a fuck tonne of damage to an already heavily CTE'd head. He's going down the path of Barao. In two years people will be reminiscing about how Max was a fuckin killer, just like Barao before the TJ fights.

Why is Evo still the president? Are there elections?

I just hope Maximilian's chin holds out long enough so he can delete the Zabit meme. I'll actually fucking kill myself if Max's chin finally cracks against Memebit and we will never hear the fucking end of it from joe

Who can stop us la?

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>dating a white manlet
I wouldn’t have dropped him for gay but this is unacceptable

Lmao why does he want Dustin to fight Nate?

Because he's scared of Nate

That's because his fat ass could never make weight at welterweight. It was either move up to middleweight or go fight at bellator.

>Dustin fights Nate
>Nate might win
>setup for trilogy, except Nate is Interim Champ now
or
>Dustin fights Nate
>Nate loses
>Time to fight we’re both coming off a loss

whys he wearing foundation? looks cakey too, and it doesn’t match his skin tone

>Nate heems Poirier
>mcgregor thinks great now it's my time
>Nate refuses and goes after khabib instead
>bjjsplodes all over khabib and subs him
>joe rogan starts calling Nate the GOAT lw
>gooby heems himself

>Israel is the new Conor McGregor!

Dana is retarded.

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Fatbib has never fought anybody with elite BJJ or elite wrestling. The UFC has been carrying this tiramisu fuck for far too long. Feed him to Askren or Tony

What were the generals called before Heem? Or is Heem the I am

Heem 0: The Beginning

/UFG/ ultimate fighting general

This.
Israel is actually good

Who is the ultimate fighter?

Maybe featherweights are just not that good

Artem Lobov.

Anyone think it’s weird Dunstin gets a 155lbs belt for beating the 145lbs champ?

Poirier was a FW

Ronda

Right here my guy

No known weaknesses

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I’ll handle the new thread

either Jon Jones or Joe Lauzon

Gastelum beat Adesanya with pride judging

Dustin did to Max what Max did to Ortega

in his prime: cain velasquex

Severn

Adesanya soccer kicks Gastelum's head into another dimension with pride rules

Maybe Holloway was just not that good

This

Also he finishes the fight with that triangle if his knee wasn't fucked up

He's good but he didn't get any bigger for 155. Pretty much perfect at bullying manlets and skellys at 145

>McGasser
>McGoober
>McTapper

what lead him to be so JUST mode?
was it really the drugs?

Rent free

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He had 2 broken legs and a dislocated left hand in that fight, you cazzie

well meme'd

Stopped fighting 145ers whom he could easily defeat with his 6'2" reach

Best timeline I hope and pray for this outcome

No, the card overall was bad. I'm not even trolling you.

It's like the big bang. No one really knows what was before, we can only theorize.

Holloway needed more time to fill his skellington frame for 155.
Poirer and Khalabeeb should be interesting nonetheless.
Gutted Adsenya won. He is truly unlikable in his interviews.

Fuck you there was some spice, Rountree is a whole new man since Veronica Macedonian dumped him and exiled him to Thailand

Skip the Dwight Grant fight, the others are worth your time I would say. As for prelims, Brandon Davis v Randy Costa was good

Stay flustered faggot, Adesanya is extremely likeable and has an exciting style.

Doesn't matter, goober is pretty much irrelevant now.

These stats are weird to me. In my head its not the fight I saw

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>Max unironically got robbed

What surprises you?

New

He a forced meme, user. Congratulations on being a brainlet that chows down on whatever bowl of shit the UFC feeds him.

NEW
NEW
NEW
(MERGE)

zabit couldnt crack a peanut b

Fraud and corruption + a disorganized opposition
there's going to be elections in october but realistically there's no one who can go one-on-one against Evo

lel

why are they red?

Kron Gracie

Was Askren in Atlanta last night? I haven't seen him or any shenanigans

Who speaks like this?