/heem/- literally always wrong

Mcgregor's only win at LW is against some guy who isn't even in the organization anymore who just lost last week to some anonymous can.

Let that sink in. And then remember that's the fight that won him the 2nd belt. Also consider the fact that Mcnuggets hasn't won a fight since 2016.

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do people really believe ferg can win against khabib?

We need a P4P CTE rankings.

The sad part is that ppv probably did like 100k buys lol

Gameplan Gastelum heems Adesanya

For some reason his entire gameplan seemed to be just trying to land that 1-2 through most of the fight. It was crazy. He didn't seem to have an overall strategy, until around the 4th where he started pressing. Had he mixed it up a bit he could have taken that.

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Is Eddie the worst recent UFC champ?

Pettis wins the rematch

Wake up Israel

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"If he didn't lose he would have won"

Are the delusional tards that insisted Holloway walked around near 200lbs gonna apologise to me?

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Ferg was the only hope, but some fucking muslim terrorists poisoned his water and food to make him lose his mind.

>Le block punches with my chin
Nice strat bee. For sure head movement is for losers.

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AND STILL UNDEFEATED
AND THE NEEEWWW

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Can Frankie beat Max?

holloway is a midget bully.

Low IQ: Poirier won the fight
Average IQ: It was a draw
Hi IQ: Holloway won my dudes

Probably not. They just believe that would be the most competitive fight.

Israel should be child's play for a man who has twice defeated that scary freak of nature who nobody wanted to fight aka Yoel Romero.

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All on PED's

Why doesn't Max use more Muay Thai? Dustin's legs were open for some nice low kicks

>He lost, so that means he doesn't weigh 200lbs

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>Khabib Nurmagomedov - Khabib Nurma-Gomedov. Nurma just means muslim.
>Nur (also spelled Noor, Nor, or Nour, Arabic: نور: Nūr IPA: [nuːr]) is a common Arabic and Punjabi unisex name meaning light ,The Divine Light. An-Nur, meaning "the light" in Arabic.

Or maybe its Nur-Magomedov. That makes more sense. Khabib The-Light-of-Mohamed. Sounds like a Libyan warlord when translated.

First bisexual queer african UFC champion.
RESPECT

rate dustins chances vs khalabibi

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this may help bros
How much money did you all lose collectively today?
@me with your losses, I know old mate lost 4k in the other thread so we'll start the tally at 4k and a lost gf

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Bro when Mcgregor was still a poor and hungry fighter he was amazing. He became too famous and rich and stopped giving as much a shit. You were probably a fan who jumped ship when he went down hill. Go back and watch his early fights and see the Leprechaun magic in action.

in many ways Holloway won this fight
it is what it is

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Ishmael looked vulnerable tonight. Nearly finished in the 4th I believe. Too bad Gastelum was woozy as hell and decided to go for a takedown. Champ heart and all but Bobby and the other dudes at MW are on a different level. Wish they'd give Jacare his shot already, Memesanya got his in less than a couple of years meanwhile Jacare has wins over top guys.

I felt Gastelum won.

>Looks tiny compared to his opponent
>Guess poirier must be 210-220
Fer shure he's 200, bee

Obese midget will never touch a belt again in his bum life xD

Now I'm sure if Tony vs. Max happened it'd have ended with Max tapping to a d'arce...Would have been super spicy though

a repeat of al quinta vs khabib but worse

>hat background
Is this in Bulgaria? Pretty sure I've seen this open air museum-village.

he seems to know how to wrestle but he gets tired pretty fucking quickly, unironically think Holloway would get a better chance than him

Max defense only looks good when going forward, everytime dustin backed him up he would hit him with a hard shot, even when he was gassed and slow and hurt Dustin was able to hit Max with big shots when backing him up because he knew exactly where his head would be.

Dustin hurt Max with some lunging punches too
like Masvidal did to Till, i wonder if thats gonna be the new meta for a while the meta was the pressure counter puncher like mcgregor and now we see the way to beat that is to just lunge with punches.

i lost my battle with alcoholism

>Israel should be child's play for a man who has twice defeated that scary freak of nature who nobody wanted to fight aka Yoel Romero
Would pay to watch Romero rape Izzy literally and figuratively.

nastyukhin would beat most UFC LW top 10

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Dustin looked T H I C C in there bee

Literally braindead

i personally dont. khabib would roll over nearly any other fighter

lol max can't even hurt a gassed can

/heem/inder Kelvin the manlet Gastelum hurt Israel bad with a fucking headkick

Would be if he laid off the tamales and carnitas. Fucking gassed on training on embedded running a short distance.

youtube.com/watch?v=8vd_U9hv40k

yeah he was seriously turning me on. holy fuck.

>Walk around weight = fight night weight
Oh no no no look at this brainlet

Dustin did really well to counter Max's pressure with the straight lefts. Max fought the way he always fights but he kept getting stung by big shots and Dustin was doing well to not get too overwhelmed by his volume by putting out volume of his own.

It's a top 5 fight for me personally.

What the fuck is Michael Johnson's problem?
>beats Ferguson
>beats Dustin
>beats Artem
gets flushed by who's?

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>bulgarian wants to watch gay sex
huh

in many ways he didn't win at all you absolute dick rider

>Wish they'd give Jacare his shot already
Against a guy who knocked him out inside two rounds?

I won $65. Not a good night by my standards, but I'll take it.

>almost put a cheeky $100 on Dustin but pussied out at the last minute.

>dat high elbow defence
stopped max walking straight in heaps and setup some beautiful counters.

Chael is a fucking IDIOT.

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dustin ko's the can

>Leprechaun magic in action
You mean him being a cutbabby and beating on guys who are 5'4" and 5'5"? For sure beast of a fighter

Pretty much nonexistent.

fight IQ

>Still hating on Conor
Who cares at this point. He fought Khabib like everyone wanted. So he's not the goat who gives af he helps bring a lot of attention to the sport.

Every man is a woman next to Yoel, so its not really gay.

Max would be no match for Khabib. Actually glad he lost but at least made it competitive

actually had money on the weaboo nigerian kiwi

post slip

How are you still insisting on this? Holloway is a skinny bitch and is a small 155er. Unless you find me a picture of Holloway looking anything close to 200lbs off season don't respond to me

>like everyone wanted.
I never wanted that fight plus the sport was already popular without him.

Oh for SUUUUURE my guy Yoel is a munsterly peach my man, he almost got starched by Tim Kennedy but he's got a b-b-beast of a hog on him.

He wasn't as big of a cutbabby as Max and he beat Nate in the second fight.

they should've booked Jacaré vs Adesanya or Gastelum

Yea the key to the fight was that Dustin fought back when hurt, he didnt just throw like a maniac ala Aldo or Ortega he actually went after Max in his hurt and sluggish form, he showed great heart

at least the french american battler had a good win against the hawaiian mexican american

*rocks you BAD*
*shoots for a takedown*

>weaboo nigerian kiwi
The most powerful race in the world

He's getting old and he had a win streak going, everytime that happens they force him to gatekeep. Just give the geezer his chance,.

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>H-HE DEFINITELY WON, GUYS!! L-L-LOOK AT THE CHIN ABSORBING POIRIER'S PUNCHES.

Is MW the greatest division ever? The last time there was a boring title fight in that division was 9 years ago with Silva and Maia.

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Look at the hype when Conor fights versus cards like tonight. It's not even close. Face it Conor was the best heel and he's still living in your head rent free.

His war with Gaethje broke him. He is only a shell of his former self now.

>YOU NEVER GOT ME DOWN RAY

Nate is a .500 can. Beating him (in a majority decision nonetheless) isn't an achievement

Crowd shots were pretty spicy tonight

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Jones would absolutely murder Adesanya, nigga nearly got flushed by a Welterweight midget, embarrassing

christ this dude finna be schaub tier

Yeah I was impressed with how precise his shots were. Aldo and Ortega whenever they got backed up always lunged blindly and didn't land anything.

Max's face-to-fist style is incredible. Poirier's knuckles are going to be so sore tomorrow.

>you can just how dumb joe is when you pair him up against guys like cruz

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who wins the rematch?

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Will have a Reem-tier chin in 2 years

based Andrade

how much you lose mate?
were at $3935, a lost gf and an alcoholic

Dustins wife should be embarrassed, that dress did not fit her and her nipples were sticking through the whole time

just because we like watching your husband topless doesn't mean we want to see you topless love

t.mandrama loser

Do we have any webms from the main and co main?
Specifically the co main?

You got some Izzy-Gas webms?

more like Ali-tier

Based sharia law enforcing immigrant

youtube.com/watch?v=vtbPj8wFJEM

Poirier is based, why don't you guys like him?

Muzzies and cazzies over hype habib like they do with everything else. He is basic as fuck. Connor's grappling is atrocious and even he survived up until forth round and won third.

Brian had nothing for Max

Max was fucking showing him how to block

i guess schaub is pretty similar to Ali, yeah

max is pre-flushed (i.e. Stipe). Watch him get finished quick in his next fight

Khabib ibn Ottoman did a lot of CTE damage on him, same as Barboza.

JUST

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Adensanya is a good MW but he has not business going to light heavyweight.

I saw that Gastelum's odds drifted to near fave odds from +200....This means someone actually bet huge money on him and lost LEL

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Jones pulls in a fuck ton of PPV buys. And him alonh with Brock coming back, UFC doesn't have to rely on Conor anymore.

Is Israel gay? He doesn't seem to like hanging around females.

He got submitted like the can that he was. I don't even like Khabib but to say he's overhyped is stupidity

I just want to see Tony fight senpai

He is literally one of the most creative and entertaining strikers and personalities around

What the fuck? His face got rearranged. Imagine how he would have looked if he was white.

fuck niggers

You brought up Conor on a card he had nothing to do with homo

he prefers 2d women

I was so worried here.

Like Max, he needs to put on weight and muscle mass.

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He is a queer bisexual weeb. A proper zoomer.

come on mate, how much you lose
you've been mad as fuck the last 3 threads

He's in the LW division and somehow ranked in the top 5 despite having 1 win against a guy who isn't even in the company anymore. Stay pressed.

It can be hard to tell with all the shitposting but I think he's well-liked. He's been in a ton of great fights

I just dont like niggers

I don't like this guy, I try but there's something about him.

I reckon this needs the FaceApp treatment

no racism please mate, this is a blue board

Is he a citizen of whoville?

The only reason Nate wasn't finished was because of his zombie chin, and I'm pretty sure he suffered brain damage from that fight as a result. Conor will always have his fortune and legacy from being a remarkable martial artist.

He's a loser in a very literal sense of the word

Pretty sure most people love Dustin here senpai

esp after the Eddie and Gaethje fights

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>I don't even like Khabib
For sure. It's such an achievement to submit a striker who is infamous for his bad wrestling
Understandable
He looks like a caricature

somebody post DDP's thicc wife again plz

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Quit acting like beating Nate Diaz of all people in a life/death fight is something to be proud of.

>it's about me
>It's about me

The ego on this dude. I just can't like him lads he nearly cave to Kelvin Gastronomy and didn't do so hot against social security and medicaire recipient Anderson Silva. He sounds pissed like he didn't get an easy opponent this time.

Max does not have a chin
Like it literally does not exist so he can't get dropped.

Hello racist

because he talks about movies and anime and shit as if it's real life. he's possibly autistic

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>i got dat botox

Occupied Palestine is growing on me, lads. He seems like a genuine nerd, not just pretending for the memes.
When he starts getting happy about how his fight was like in a movie, I get these feels.

he's an annoying tryhard

Hindsight is 20/20 eh?

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>legacy

It was in response to the baited Jon Jones question from burger brainlet journalist
Based response

>white
>elite
>stands and bangs

he's /ourguy/

It was a short notice fight and he still won sounds like you're mad he proved you wrong again

Jones is the legit goat, but he doesn't bring in as much as Conor. People want to see Conor lose because he overachieved, that's why he was a draw. I bet Jones draws more than Brock now though. Brock isn't really a draw anymore.

How come Aldo couldn't do anything like this to Max? Aldo seems to hit so much harder.

why are you leafs so obsessed with trannies?

youtube.com/watch?v=8vd_U9hv40k

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>white

>I've had 8 guys run a train on me

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Where Dustin wife at

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But Aldo did do exactly that to Max, he just gassed harder, because Aldo is all about a few powerful explosions.
Aldo just ran out of ammo before Max ran out of health.

Israel is literally talking about his teammates running a train on him

Does he ever make a correct prediction?

is he really not white?

More like fat notice amirite

>what are they going to do now
>wait till he fights blah blah blah
>wait till he fights meh meh meh
Israel lurking and btfo heem

>all these euros getting mad about adesanya the past couple threads

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Aldo is smaller.

I understand that you are not a fan but I unironically bet money on kebab in that fight

He never really wobbled Max though, just got him backing up.

>Jones pulls in a fuck ton of PPV buys
>A fuck ton

He's on a maybe 600K average. It really depends on who Jon fights though. It's better than most champs at least.

aldo doesn't hit as hard as big 155lb porier, and he also has never had great cardio

max just tanked the shots and melted him with pressure

he has brown eyes and is cajun (aka black)

max wins the 12 round fight

>big tiddy blonde breeding sow gf
Dustin couldn't be anymore my boy

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>Jones pulls in a fuck ton of PPV buys.
How much did JJ vs Smiff sell again? Less than a million FOR SURE.

What'd that have to do with tonight? And Brock is going to fight for a title, if you actually believe in ufc rankings you're as gullible as a 12 year old.

It's a /pol/ meme that literally no one qualifies as white.

Adesanya has barely been on the roster for 1 year and he's already revved majority of this sub-reddit up by just winning fights

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He's Creole.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_Creole_people
>Louisiana Creole people (French: Créoles de Louisiane, Spanish: Criollos de Luisiana), are persons descended from the inhabitants of colonial Louisiana during the period of both French and Spanish rule.

So, white.

No I think he just reminds me of an old bully, this guy was white but talked the exact same as Israel. Like his everyday sentences are pre-scripted.

>"10 guys run a train on me in training"
>proposed to a man after the fight
Is Israel the most /y/ fighter of all time.

He's mentally an enlightened 13 year old. The guy literally speaks like a subreddit. Coupled with the fact he's a Nigerian who grew up in New Zealand so there's a huge delay in embracing of current American culture. He's an American in 2006, give it a couple of years and he'll be thinking bacon is epic.

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he's from Louisiana and his second name is Glenn, he is white.

He's not black dumbass.

gas and israel match is one of the top ufc matches of all time

My point is that Canor is a can and was never good and has never beaten a single good fighter who was in their prime

This is his advantage over other fighters. His wife serves as a perpetual test boost, but it's natty so he can't be USADA'd.

he makes incels seethe

He did in both fights but Max was able to feint and Aldo didn't push forward that much as he primarily counter strikes. He did it a few more times and gassed then got volume boxed.

Dustin "The diamond" Poirier

You are a legend.

Dustin is literally Vietnamese

he really is winning in all fields huh

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literally working obese incel Yea Forums posters and third world knuckle draggers into a seethe just by liking naruto and making gay jokes, heem is eternally btfo by this man

Why the f*ck did Gastelum go for the takedown when he had him hurt?

Cool no one cares.

god damn. he's winning twice tonight fer sher

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Max won
Gameplan Gastelum heems Adesanya
Jouban was not robbed
George Allen is a decent ref

Goodnight

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Pretty mixed. prob like 1/8th native and 1/8th black.

"Planet of the Apes" mode.

You care. That makes you no one.

the day max's chin cracks ain't gonna be pretty

he did a new dance tonight

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is that his boyfriend

>JUST BREED

He was gassed probably. Gassed punchers go for hugs all the time. That was the moment when he lose the fight imho. He should've capitalized on it.
At least after Brunson and Gastelum, we can agree that Adesanya has legit takedown defense, and isn't just a kickboxer.

No, you just think the very reasonable standards are impossible to live up to. White has always meant north/west European, and the common phenotype in that region is blonde hair (even dirty blonde) and blue eyes.

for the record, what the fuck is Max Holloway's gameplan btw?

who dis

based

Does Israel rep NZ at all?

Will I be fired from my job and excommunicated from society if I say he looks like a monkey here?

he's a french creole which means mixed race in louisiana. they formed a kind of mixed race upper class in old new orleans

>They've taken a lot of gold from Africa, now it's time to take gold back to Africa
Holy fucking BASED

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To pressure nonstop

Max is confirmed for a cutbaby with pillowpunches. If he goes up to LW again and faces kebab, Tony or Conor he will most likely die

B A S E D

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if he's really gay I don't hate him anymore, that would explain everything

Is there a webm of the Izzy/ Gastelum scramble?

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Dustin throws so hard

its actually amazing Max didn't eat it

>talks black
>fights black
>black absent father
uhhhh yeah he's black, at least by american standards (one drop rule)

could you heem the schmo?

Seems like Dustin has a killer left hook

Poirier is underrated as fuck, dude has deleted everyone and nobody talks about him

Based Colby

i thawlt he was cajun
what's the difference anyway

Everyone has said it again and again

He just needs to bulk. He did well considering he didnt take the time to size up to LW. Doesn't need to be mythical HW Nate Diaz size.

Tire his opponent with his chin and then capitalize with his feather-like punches.

He's french so naturally the U.GAY is seething because their hawaiian cuckstamp lost

He isn't underrated at all lol

Max is unheemable.

actually he's an ethnic Cham, but yes his family is from territory currently part of vietnam

Conor wouldn't survive his volume

>or Conor

Yo that dude looked like he was going for a kiss who tf is he

>The Cajun Chimera

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t. doesn't live in africa

its like albanian nationalists on /int/ posting from everywhere else on the planet except albania

Not by me I've said we'll see him with a belt for ages. Awesome moment.

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YEAHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Imagining heem with every word Israel preaches

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i mean he's literally nigerian lol

All the seething redditers who doubted Adesanya

gaaaaay

same ego everyone loves mcgregor for
but no, since he's a based black boy you hate

boyfriend

izzy is bi, haven't you seen the instagram pics?

Holloway looked tiny at 155 wtf

His lowest odds were at +140 so he was still far away

The difference with Conor and poirier is that Conor would have finished him since he got more precision. Max cannot into LW top 5

>everything must be related back to the balkans
stfu you turkish mutt

0 IQ on display right there.

Fact: Dustin is 40% Nigerian, 25% Cambodian, 20% Irish, 10% Arab, and 5% New Guinea Highlander

why is this faggot asking about Game of Thrones? who the fuck cares?

lads some faggot just keeps asking fighters about Game of Thrones
how do we go heem this cunt?

Who the fuck is this loser that keeps asking about game of thrones? Why did they let this faggot in?

no wonder the guy is so ripped and moves so fludily, pure whites like cerrone always have this jankyness to them.

only tony. I see no one else

>underrated

Seems like his curse . People here are more interested in his wife rather than his performance but it could also be that he fought a FW and had a hard time and also has to fight Khabib eventually. He'll probably get mauled by Khabib anyways.

He didn't realize he landed a solid kick at first. He thought Israel was taunting him.

kek, that happens a lot

Polturds hate on any African fighter who shows any semblance of success, these are the same people who hate Ngannou for no good reason despite how soft spoken he is, I guarantee if Adesanya was some slavic sperg they would all love him

just comparing them, you triggered mongrel

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>"I don't watch game of thrones"

Holy fuck Israel is based. R*dditors and basedboys on suicide watch

DC heems Adesanya and Poirier in the same night.

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>everyone shame jeff, SHAME
>i know the memes and stuff
this retard is actually making me laff he's like a giant 14 year old

Legit think it's a shill or paid promotion because it reeks of it.

This is of course implying Conor is a top 5 LW

farkin gam o drones AMIRTE ?!

thats when he lost

Conor would definitely clip him multiple times, even more than Poirier, maybe wobble him and get some knockdowns, but if Max survived he would be absolutely fucked

Who would've thought that Gastelum's best shot of the night would be a headkick. If there were odds on him landing a clean headkick, it would've been like -10000.

No one can beat Khabib, weight bully + hard head + religion gives him unrivalled power

I have him on instagram but didn't see that wtf I love Izzy now

Sven is right Dustin is Cajun not Creole

The difference is pretty moot now but they aren't the same

discord tranny

Game of Thrones is for losers

bruh after heeming Brunson he said he moves at 60fps and everyone else is at 30fps

>throw one hk the entire fight
>stun opponent to the point of almost KOing him
>don't throw hk ever again
Dumbass deserved to lose

He's Spaniard and French. Don't know if that really counts as "mixed race".

>/int/

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They're both coming off losses. Great fight to make. Upcoming relevant lightweight bouts:
Conor vs Holoway
Dustin vs Khabib
Tony vs Tony

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obese polturd

he's larping. Can't even tell the difference between HP and XP in a video game.

dc gets heemed at middleweight and lightweight

Why is everyone saying Poirer is creolle? He's Cajun. Aka French

if youre from europe i fucking hate you

he's been decisively beaten plenty of times
also the truth is that he was getting beat by eddie in the first fight after blowing his load. he'll never own it and that's why he must fail.

Dustin is an ISRAELITE, a so-called negrod.

How is Gastelum even fighting for a title my nigga didnt Weidman submit him a few fights ago?

he's a bit to swarthy to be pure french

ye but he won a few dinnee

Loss 15–4 (1) Israel Adesanya Decision (unanimous) UFC 236 April 13, 2019 5 5:00 Atlanta, Georgia, United States For the interim UFC Middleweight Championship. Fight of the Night.
Win 15–3 (1) Ronaldo Souza Decision (split) UFC 224 May 12, 2018 3 5:00 Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Fight of the Night.
Win 14–3 (1) Michael Bisping KO (punches) UFC Fight Night: Bisping vs. Gastelum November 25, 2017 1 2:30 Shanghai, China Performance of the Night.

You probably offended the nigger with your previous statement. Take it easy.

I'll fight Tony next

How do I get a chin like Max's bros?

>Guy who's been a gatekeeper his entire career finally wins the belt
>For sure this guy has always been underrated my dude

He's a good fighter and good for him that he won the belt but quit acting like no one rates him exactly where he should be

He beat Ferguson because Tony broke his hand that fight.

hnng

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he ko'd Bitchping and robbed Jacaré a decision

Have you seen what modern French people look like?

>people still rate Conor

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remove brain
insert coconut

The Schmo is the Adesanya of MMA journalists

Black people aren't allowed to show any pride. They have to show gratitude to whites for any and all success that they may achieve.

Then Weidman lost and Gastelum won twice (including a very close fight that I scored for Souza)

Are you "hnnging" cause of the back of a woman's head? Might be time to check into some kind of rehab

Post iconic post-fight photos.

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You have to one up someone with insults senpai. You really think being fat and browsing an imageboard is as pathetic as chopping your dick off, putting on a dress and dedicating your life to doing organized raids on websites who make fun of you?

i aint even racist, i was just making the comparison
the guy can be purple for all i care, he is still getting triggered on an anime forum

Bisping was half-blind and on the brink of retirement when Gastelum beat him. He lost to Weidman, and he lost to Souza (though the judges gave him a bad decision). His resume is not that great.

To answer your question

Cajuns are French Canadians kicked out of Canada by the British. They settled mainly in either Quebec or in Louisiana (bottom of the Mississippi)

Creole were some of the original French-Spanish before the Louisiana purchase

No way this dude hasn't sucked a cock.

there's a lot of worse "gatekeepers" than him that get discussed a lot here lol

Thas right.

Jacare definitely won and if it were him fighting tonight he'd have KO'd Adesanya

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anyone have webm of gassed and izzy sitting on the ground talking to each other at the end of the match

When's CM Punk fighting again?
I know he keeps training, and I know he is still on contract, so Dana must give him another shot. Can't be worse than what Blowjob Pen is doing in the last 5 years.

Nothing wrong with playing with your GF's feminine penis user.

I support gay rights and interracial relationships.

There is literally no such thing as white in america

I honestly think randos on Yea Forums who casually train in jiujitsu or boxing would beat CM Punk in a fight. How did he manage to get into the WWE? He's so non-athletic.

Can't stand racism

Can't stand homophobia

Take a hard look at yourself and stop being such a cunt

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I'd do nasty things to Jessica, I don't even care if she doesn't like men.

Andrade looks better from a distance actually...

I like him, he has nice tattoos, he will NEVER be champ though because he's simply above average in every aspect, he does not excel in any aspect, jack of all trades, master of none.

The only other gatekeeper that people like to talk about is Cowboy and I honestly don't think lots of people even rate that guy, I rate Dustin though

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>hnnng because of the back of a woman's head

how can one achieve this level of incel?

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Order is restored to the universe. Hopefully joe will quietly and ashamedly revert to rightfully calling Aldo the featherweight GOAT and not that meme cutbabby

based

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based

Why does the chair have Pac-Man on it

>the SMD fears the BBC

>when you get KOd by a punch to the forehead
The Chris has negative chin at this point.

Drama wrestling is about telling stories, and a smaller dude whooping a bigger dude is a fun story.

>Jacare definitely won
Agreed, I was being polite. Poor motherfucker has been robbed so many title opportunities. He should've won/drawn against Romero too.

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He's unathletic because he tore up his body doing wrestling shit and he was too dumb to roid up and heal it off like Brock.

I will never support mma nardwar faggot

i'm just that straight lad what can i say

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based good guy kiwi

>I honestly think randos on Yea Forums who casually train in jiujitsu or boxing would beat CM Punk in a fight
I'd bet money on a guy who has never had any training or been in a fight over CM Punk. God, he was so terrible.

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absolute wew lads

shades of prime schaub for sure

Me on the ground.

Darren Till oxygen mask.
John Jones with his toe falling off.
Nate Diaz bloodied up screaming at the camera after the Conor fight.

discord tranny

wtf is Max's chin

life is like a hijacked airliner but we managed to win

i dunno why kelvin went for the take down when he rocked israel that was his best chance

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I honestly wonder if Punk could beat BJ at this point

Bruh you don't know what french people look like lmao. There's a reason Hitler said they're half black

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what a fucking monkey. Someone should throw a banana at that nigger.

>Poor motherfucker has been robbed so many title opportunities

Dana probably hates him. He had a win streak going and they keep throwing him in title eliminators.

Everyone else seems to just get interim or actual title fights.

Not fair man. He probably should throw a dolly or something.

>Drama wrestling is about telling stories, and a smaller dude whooping a bigger dude is a fun story.
That is true, but you have to make it plausible. I dunno I haven't watched WWE regularly since 2000-2005 but like some smaller wrestler like Tajiri could win because he could do spin kicks and flips and spit green mist at people, can't imagine Punk doing that shit.

recessed, same for isreal. They have beta chins making it hard to get clean shots on

Seething

he's a big ol mexican with a big ol brain

NOT ok

This, we all heem.

>That is true, but you have to make it plausible.

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Very comfy card lads
I was going to fall asleep to a comfy JRE but after joe's horrendous performance tonight I've decided to just watch a waifu simulator ASMR instead. He was bad in the Khabib/Al fight but tonight he was just terrible the entire time. Not impressed with his performance to say the very least. It's a pity dom wasn't there to argue with his bullshit

so poirier is quebecois?

Based Kiwi

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Based!
Cringe!

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Reminds me of JDS's original title path, so fucking long. Hopefully he fucks up Hermansson and then someone (Israel or Whitaker) gets injured and he lucks into a title shot to cancel it out.

Is it cause he was overrating Max?

Holy shit, this looks so bad. Wrestling has become such a joke.

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Expert opinion:

Kelvin wasted his time and energy waving his hands around. It was completely pointless.

This.

Based. We all heem as others heem against us

Pro fighting looks like a really intricate dance of tango

He's Armenian. Trains with Gokor in Glendale.

WE ARE LIVE!!!!

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>God I wish that were me

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OH HES HURT
STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT
ITS OVER

About as realistic as Game of Thrones, and people seem to enjoy that.
I don't watch wrestling and never got into it, but I can understand people who do. Its a fun drama show with plot twists and the soap opera phase, but its combat themed. I get it. I just don't like it.

Kelvin fights like a video game character. he seriously only has like 6 moves or buttons he can press and does the attack the same way every time. The arm spin is like an idle animation.

tranny tranny

who so angry

mr tranny

lol Night Man Ronda. Women matches don't really count besides Chyna IMO. Still more convincing than any punch Shane McMahon's ever thrown.

some good evasive action all round in this webm

Adesanya won heems whittaker
Usman won heems canby
Ngannou HW champ end of the year
Aljo BW champ end of the year

And there's ABSOLUTELY nothing you can do to stop it

Imagine him vs Holloway. Would have been brutal. That hittable face being slashed with elbows

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no that happened like two centuries ago. Just like America used to a British colony and we retain some weird traditions from them The Cajuns have some weird French shit but they are very much American

Joseph "Yes I'm Subscribed To BLACKED How Can you Tell" Rogan

Poirier is an ethnic Samoan name. His family hails from Vaiusu villiage in Palauli, Savai'i.

The 1-2 will land my guy

kek this desu
he just kept doing the same thing over and over, no real plan

Israel got the hang of it after the 1st

nobody cares, we want him against Khabib

Tony woulda subbed him

Dominating the seemingly weaker femininized male of course. Also you're from Brazil, you've got plenty.

I agree, I'm black, literally looks like a gorilla, not because he's black but because of the injuries.

Dumbass, wasn't a knockdown, remove the label.

What an ugly guy

He is above average in ever aspect, he is proficient in nothing, will never be champ, will always be second best.

Then that kick came out of nowhere, I thought that was it

weidman

based on what happened tonight, Tony would run away with the victory

He’s Creole

He said something to Reem before their fight and remember when some reporter asked Stipe if he was scared of Ngannou. Francis interrupted him by saying "don't like stipe"

i forgot max still owns a belt

Holloway vs Gaethje is the fight to make. Would be the retirement fight for both of them.

Yeah I agree completely, maybe my post seemed more ambiguous than I intended. Tony would have absolutely fucked him up

Cajun != Creole

stop saying that shit

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Poirier

literally Cajun

An old belt too
Everyone's got the cool new belt but he's still carrying the vintage belt

Gaethje doesn't fight like a retard anymore

Would be a funeral for one of them.

He’s creole

Yes, Creole Nagorno-Karabakhian.

Wait, why was there an interim LW title again?

>Aljo BW champ end of the year
Moraes is a scary motherfucker though.

>Ngannou HW champ end of the year
Ngannou probaly loses hard to DC after getting taken down once. Still has PTSD after the Stipe fight and him doing one punch KO only gives him false sense of security.

>Usman won heems Colby
and hopefully Colby never wakes up the awkward fuck that he is

>Adesanya won heems whittaker
Whittaker too good. Would be funny if he was still recovering and they make Romero vs Adesanya.

Do you want Max to get AWLLLL the CTE?? Gawwd, dawwwg.

Khabib vs Ferg has to happen.

Fuck off Porier and Holloway. Ferg never lost the interim belt, never got a chance to unify. Porier's a cool dude but he beat a FW meanwhile Ferg's going on a win streak like no other and tearing through killers .

Holloway wouldn't be able to hurt Gaethje. He just doesn't have enough power. Gaethje would get in close with no respect for Max's power and destroy his legs, further weakening Max's punching power.
Max would be crippled after a Gaethje bout but I think Justin ends it fairly unscathed.

khabob chimpout
khabob suspended
khabob no defend belt
belt go interim

Joe "stop the fight" Rogan

I think Max is just not very athletic, he's just tough and has good cardio, but you dont see him heeming people with headkicks or putting people to sleep with overhands.
So he needs all the advantages he can get, its also why the Diaz bros always sucked when moving up in weight.

Pretty sure Poirier is Serbo-Croatian.

>Aljo BW champ end of the year

lmfao

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That elbow wasn't even 100%, that was just an 80% elbow

Poirer is a ethnic Manchu Chinese. I was in northern China and I met Dustin there and he said he's visiting his family's ancestral village there

Realistically max is fucking done after this fight lmao
Guarantee he gets rocked and dropped in his next fight. Dustin cracked his chin up and the next person to have a go at it will smash it

gaycheese would LITERALLY kill max

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what race is he?

T H I S

the anders fight probably should have been stopped though

Ayy this is true. He did good for what he did and it's brought him this far but he just keeps spamming that 1-2 and when he actually had great success and close to finishing he grapples.

Dude had no backup plan, not even grappling.

god he was such a fucking faggot

white

would appreciate these insights before the fight m8

post fight justification of a previously incorrect opinion is a bad look for everyone

Las ogros de Americans

yellowpilled

>Dude had no backup plan, not even grappling.

a lot of morons thought Kelvin would wrestlefuck Israel even though he NEVER uses his wrestling

Justin puts him away, Max simply doesn't hit hard enough

Francis seemed to have been caught off guard as to how friendly and mild mannered Stipe was to him. Stipe's just a good guy in general.

max is extremely athletic you retard. watch his fights against swanson, stephens, pettis, lamas

Who here /picked kelvin and max/?
Stay strong bros we'll make a comeback next card

went on reddit
opened up a thread about dustin and max
saw a post saying that khabib is the floyd mayweather of mma
remembered why I don't go on reddit
left reddit

I for one am glad the "champ champ" meme is coming to an end.

Let's be absolutely clear:
Stipe was never good
Eddie was never good
Cyborg was never good

Yet out of all these 3 opponents, Amanda's win is the most legit and she's therefore the only legit champ champ. Everyone else got fed easy match-ups.

Size matters.

damn adesanya has the chan seething
thought he'd be liked on here

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favorite shitty fighter?

mines' Max Holloway

GDR

also people in ONE are always juicy and Eddie lost his UFC and Bellator debuts if I remember correctly. he's taken a lot of damage in his career but I don't think he's done yet.

creole

>When all is said and done and Khabib clears out the division without one (1) loss mma fans will have to admit their GOAT was some neckbearded mountain Russian who sat on people's legs for 25 minutes every fight

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His bisexuality is triggering all the closest homosexuals on heem

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/our/manda is one of the lads for sure

homo amerikanus

who should win the belt?
Brian Ortega
Jose Aldo
Frankie Edgar
Zabit Magomedsharipov

lmao, forgot about GDR

that's 100% the right answer

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dustin poorier

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and by all acounts it was a well deserved and well praised chimp out. Even Conor had to beg him before the incident. Only business.

UFC allowed Conor to abuse Khabib like that and even Dana was just laughing at it. Turns out Conor was the only one talking shit and Khabib was serious the whole time.

who saw cejudo full sperg out in the crowd lmao
tfw you'll never have a mini you boy like that
why even live

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i swear if this retard asks Dustin about Game of Thrones after he's just won the belt I'm gonna be mad af
stupid corporate shill

This made me cringe so hard I broke my back. Spinal.

>Adememeya wasn't a meme after all
It's fucking bullshit honestly

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Based Tyron

Tank Abbott

>blocks your path

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>insane cardio
>not athletic

does he need a 500lb clean and jerk to be athletic then?

We call them slavs here.

gonna sleep now
good night

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no tears. Only APOLOGISING tonight user.

>fuck /heem/ for doubting me

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100% American

I absolutely love Bethe Correia

Worked

huh, i thought indians love that exaggerated theater stage play shit, what with your bollywood movies

Olaf Alfonso

Hunto for sure my b

Conor Mcgregor

>Poiriers humble post fight presser interview
tearing up lads
there's a bit of Poirier in all of us

>tfw your sinuses are your greatest enemy

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it has been a while we had a good ufc card
this was great

He needs to be "explosive and athletic" - Joe Rogan

Unironically Elias Theodorou

That sign is badly in need of an Oxford comma.

Is this kid gonna leave TJ for Cejudo now

Prospect Killer Jose is the real champ of featherweight and now that Max has been fast forwarded to Jose's level of old man CTE, Jose will brutally batter him

I wish there was a bit of me in his wife.
But yeah, he is all honor and bushido, old school pre-McGregor shit. I like it.

Actually he's very athletic but Poirier came into this fight looking THICC and is the better boxer

Is that Matt Hughes in the back?

>when he said he's going to bring his daughter to the zoo
fuck man, the diamond is a great person

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Heems Ronda and Cyborg. Subs Meisha. Decisions Valentina.

Still can't get the credit she deserves because not attractive enough.

I swear Holly and Vanzant keep getting pushed by the UFC so much more.

the only fight i picked correctly was the Grant fight

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Is Jose Aldo vs Alexander Volkanovski even a 5 round fight? I thought Aldo didn't want to fight 5 rounds anymore.

>So he's not the goat who gives af he helps bring a lot of attention to the sport
did bring. past tense.
as son as he got clowned by Floyd the general public instantly lost interest and forgot his name.

max was super undersized. that weight class would flush him

No way. Only Ben Askren can.

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I love lolis

Brandon Vera

he'll still become LHW and HW champ at the right time just in a shitty org

Imagine if she heemed the fuck out of you.

I did, I'm fucked in my tapology game

Poirer will pop. He had way too much cardio

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>sat on people's legs

Tell that to Conor, MJ, Barboza and realest estate agent ragin' Al.

reminds me of the picture of that chimp-man carrying around a half-eaten baby

Smile'n Sam Alvey its either a KO or a snoozer

Where?

Stop this meme maxcuck. Poirier was gassed and took a lot of time off during the fight. Max was the one with endless cardio you actual stupid fuckwit

GAME OF THRONES ASKING CUNT I'M ACTUALLY SO MAD HE'S RUINING THE NIGHT
THESE NIGGAS FOUGHT THEIR ASS OFF AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GAME OF THRONES

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT SHILL CORPORATE MORON

Condor McNuggets

Niko Price.

I am a mongoloid from the hilly northeast. I shit on the mountains

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>way too much cardio

he gassed in the 2nd round lol

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH, HE'S HURT!!!!"

...

>Poirer will pop. He had way too much cardio
Yes especially when he slowed down hard 2.5 rounds later and worse in the 5th round.

Kelvin is a can though

based normie reporter triggering the Yea Forums incel

simmer down, Ahmed

>ufc journalist
>brings up game of thrones
>brings up random twitter bullshit
>brings up conor and khabib 2 fighters who probably won't even fight this year
>doesn't ask anything about the actual fights

KO win due to hammerfist from bottom can never be shitty

Corn to the Core

*solves sambo*

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>uhhh so how did it feel when punched him?
>that was pretty neat when you went for a takedown, r-right?
oh yeah fight questions are a peach my dude, a hunnert persint

underrated

>>brings up game of thrones

That was fucking autismo and reddit tier

>Conor will always have his fortune
didn't he have to give most of his mayweather cash to the ufc for letting him fight tho

look at this cazzie

Gunni :(

only newfags say cazzie in 2019
enjoy your stay

DC and Brian Stann are white, does he seem like DC or Brian Stann?

Brian Ebersole

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conor not top 5 tho, bre

it's a healthy attitude to have, humility is for private moments, why should he diminish himself to suit your sensibilities? it got him this far.

Peak MMA aesthetics, IMO.

those implants remind me of why i dislike implants

Holagueys 13 win streak now unblessed by poirer.

Israel soon to be heemed by Whittaker. Easy win for Whittaker .

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>56747▶
That dutch chick and khabib are the worst recent champs ya dumb cunt

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Yeah Khabib is a great fighter but he'll go over a year before his first defense.

>the common phenotype in that region is blonde hair (even dirty blonde)
incorrect

>fags riding israel’s BBC

peak /heem/

Khabib spitting on Conor just before that was pretty awful, and yet...amusing, because it was Conor, and he kinda deserves it.

poor Fryeman.
so many more fighters will end up in similar situations :(

hope you're baiting, cuz that's not a walk-off KO at all, bud

Holloway needed more time to fill his skellington frame for 155.
Poirer and Khalabeeb should be interesting nonetheless.
Gutted Adsenya won. He is truly unlikable in his interviews.