UFC 236

>heem btfo
>israel is a meme confirmed

he was seconds away from losing to a fat drug addict mexican that hasn't fought in a year

he looked great but her loses to Whittaker

Gastelum really fucked up after going for the takedown after that kick to the head. He threw away the title.

His boyfriend going in for the kiss lol

I pick Iaquinta to win this by busting in with a steel chair

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I would unironically like Israel more if he came out as gay and said that guy was his boyfriend.

What an utter nigger.

Dude was gassed. He probably wasn’t even thinking in the moment

>this cope already
yikes, he showed championship level striking and his cardio and chin hung in there

Reminder that if you didnt bet on max you've already lost your money.

Should've been stopped Kelvin is clearly concussed

it's easy to talk when you're not there fighting. yeah he should have just ran at him and pelted him with more punches but you cant think straight when you're tired. anytime israel striked back gastelum became 'scared'

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Is Adesanya a fag?

A P O L O G I Z E

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It's insane that Israel is undefeated

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>grazing head kick sent to him to queer street
>great chin

Yeah it's easy to look good striking when you've got almost of foot of reach on a bloated WW.

Yoel sleeps him, if he's getting hit by Gastelum he'll get bombed on by Yoel.

did anyone get that a cap of that nipslip

Imagine. A nigger faggot lanket champ.

Kelvin will wake up tomorrow and watch the fight while thinking "why the fuck I threw it?". But it is what it is

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It would be hilarious to have a flamboyantly gay UFC champ.

israel has literally ZERO shot against yoel for instance..

everybody's on steroids

He would’ve lost if Kelvin had more than a 0 IQ. Kelvin would go for a take down after rocking him. Fucking idiot.

Is this the thread?

>max granite chin
>dustin glass chin

does anyone really think dushit is gonna win?

Who the fuck do I go for this fight!?

Great task for an entrance

I believe so

was this it or was it a decision?

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Cute haircut

PAYBACK

ITS OGRE

DIS IS DUSTINS MAINLAD

HE FLEW HERE
BUT HE GON GREW HERE NOW

NO BEATING THE GODFATHER INTRO

There are no gays in the UFC, being gay is due to a defective upbringing which is incompatible with being a great fighter

Guys I got a funny feeling on the tip of my cock that Porier is gonna win

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That shucks and jives like a minstrel show every fight. It's truly clown world.

decision dawg

Max's cardio and pacing will guarantee him this fight. No way Dustin's getting him down again.

you must be retarded. He got kicked in the neck pretty hard if you actually watched the slow replay. Lets see what would happen to you if some manlet beaner high kicked your neck

Decision

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Seriously. If he just kept going at him, he would have knocked him out and with fucking striking on top of it. Dude would have been a legend.

Great fight, but I'm not sold on Adesanya being hailed as a GOAT by everyone. Gastelum had him on the ropes in the 4th. Romero or Bobby eats him up.

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all hawaiians are niggers. the best surfers in hawaii are white. hawaiians take white man sponsors and talk shit about their "superiority." they're brainlets and are not humble. fuck hawaiians

Blessed express for sure.

Poirer will finish Holloway in the pocket. He finished Gaethje and Alvarez. Holloway is going to SLEEP.

ADESANYA FINNA SLAW

The best is blessed baby

He's only shilled because the UFC is on a huge push for the african immigrant market. They're not exactly being subtle about it.

what's with americans and hats on the inside?

here

Blessed express finna get derailed

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>someone saying Izzy is a great fighter
>"IzZy iS nOt GoAT"
Nobody calls him a goat you cuck. Who the fuck has said that?

>almost lost standing against a mexican manlet

he's more than beatable

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A chance for mexican redemption this time

lol all these interim belts but, no new weight classes

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who dis ref?
some georgian local?

I told you I had a feeling Kelvin was gonna get gadooshed
I fucking warned you all
I wondered about Wonderboy too
You know this, you remember this.
Max is next

>ref is not /ourguy/ Herb Dean but some literally who guy
mmmmmmm

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Poirier tried to uppercut Max's skull to the moon just then

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>Conor beat both these guys.

Why are these threads so dead now?

>Max nearly HEEM'd already

Hold me boys

isn't looking good for the blessed era

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>Max "Gimme dat CTE" Holloway

Has anyone ever seen this ref before?

I think we got split into several threads because every sperg wanted to make their own

1.) because this is the wrong one
2.) because the best fight(s) is/are over
3.) because this board was never good

max looking ortega out there,ayy

Head movement is a meme.

Whites are on fire since Wonderfag got slept. The age of the White man is reborn

Salon motherfucking Quality

Max no please stop getting beat up like this

watching this fight

imagine wanting ppl to reply to ''your'' thread on an anonymuse image formu

almost hit him with that Ortega marge simpson

Is Holloway supposed to be good?

is there some PED to stop kniockouts

goddamn you

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>Max "I got dat CTE" Holloway

Crazy fight.

Man...Max is getting some serious CTE here for my enjoyment.

Dustin looks gassed.

>Professional fighters gassing in 2 rounds or less

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would be funny if we had a repeat of the previous fight

Holloway just eating Dustin's shit whole

Where's the webums on this fight?

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decent fight

remember /heem/ doubting Max's chin

imagine not being on epo in 2k19

DONT BRING THE DOG OUTTA ME

fuck you

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Given the state of these fighters, EPO injections should be mandatory.

Max getting exposed hardcore. Dustin such a good boxer.

Holloway going Rocky Balboa mode

EEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Y’all spoke too soon lol max coming back

29-27 Dustin

#Blessed #UFCHawaii

shhhh

He's Homer Simpson.

Lol nah Dustin gonna hold out bruh

This is wild.
Who predicted this?

Time to shut down /heem/ forever

max's round

COME ON MAX

Looking like the Holloway vs Ortega fight, except this time Max is Ortega, sheeeit

grabbing the fence

based fight

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>aloha max

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based Eddie poster

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cte city baby

Everyone who isnt a casual

>Dustin flinching multiple times after max hits him
>Joe: "BUT HE'S NOT STUNNING HIM"

just a warning guys this is one of those fights where joe overreacts to one fighter and isn't actually reflecting what damage is being done

Whys Dustin spitting so much?

Is it a tactic

What is going on?!

>125

>So CTE'd I don't remember saying any of that

Help

God damn the Co-main and Main event saved the shit outta this card

looks like he had dusty in trouble in the end of the round though

Keep crying sperg

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>no ko's tonight
that's a yikes from me, dana

Literally all night senpai

Holloway gonna be punch drunk after this fight

>125
125
>125
125

Max should just start a podcast together with Schaub after tonight

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mAx Is CoMiNg BaCk!!!
his pillow fists can't do shit to Dustin you little bitch

lol Max' son in the crowd

Lads is Max about to turn it around?

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>tfw both Max and Reem will get cte

feels bad lads :(

Max might win

you think dustin will fuck it up by gassing and hanging on max for two rounds?

you know what it is

In many ways, he already did

yawning pretty hard RN bring the stylebender back in to 1v2 these bums

Pourier went all trash mode all of a sudden wtf?

max will win and not recognize his son

How does Max throw so many fucking punches? It's insane.

If Max wins this......

Max bringing that ridiculous cardio as usual.

>Islander
>Getting CTE

Their massive coconut skulls protect them

Literally who can stop Max? Like you better pray for a KO finish or catch him in a flash sub because he has chin and cardio for days. Literally a final boss prototype

Reem will die from horse prions before that

I told you fucks thay this would be the fight that Barao'd Holloway. Why didn't you listen to me?

Cardiofags are right

>mma striking

izzy probably throwing up backstage watchin this shit

Poirier is gassed its done

Here on /heem/ we call it "gassing"

gasses his opponent by being a punching bag

JUST

JUST
BLEED

>Southern crowd cheering for the non-Southern fighter

Hold me y'all

Crimson mask.

HE LEAKIN'

Hawaiians man

dudes getting ortega'd hard rn, cut up

JUST BLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEED

Rogan still slobbering on Max's dong while he gets turned to hamburger every round.

JUST BLEED UNLOCKED

hes blooding

Askren

My goodness

SAVED BY THE BELL

LAST ROUND WINS HOLY SHIT

JUSSSSSSSSST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

he won the last two

>black atlanta crowd cheering for a white fighter

nah

JUST
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

max probably wondering where all that blood is coming from

Max should be working on Dustin's body

Doctor stoppage incoming

38-37 Dustin. He needs a 10-8 to win, win the round to tie.

Shit Dustin got saved by the bell

yyes epic

"its good doc"

2-2

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heem bleedy

Who's in the lead?

Call amber lamps

4-0 Poirier

OR

3-1 Poirier

Max needs a finish

Dustin fighting better than expected.

imagine having to wake up as one of these guys tomorrow

almost got put out haha

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Oh boy, look at that gash

>that ending

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>Max
>having thoughts
Pick one

they keep going on about max not being hurt before but iirc he looked wobbly in one of his last fights (ortego or aldo) and then just outlasted the guy

FEED THE BLOOD GOD

poirier looking for takedowns like a faggot

that is a lot of blood

Leonard Garcia

this is a hell of a card for espn to to do a lot of press about

>Max just throwing 60 punches a minute nonstop with no regard to CTE or his face falling off his skull

Absolute mad man.

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Dustin has it by 1 or 2 points

Max "CTE" Holloway.

based

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why does this faggot keep spitting, dq him

How do they stymie the bleeding form a cut that severe in a few seconds?

Max is about to come out with crazy volume

absolutely insane that the cut man was able to stop that bleeding.

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stoppage incoming lads brace yourselves

poirier gonna blow it here he always been mentally weak

C O N S I D E R
T H E
C O C O N U T

islander chins truly are elite

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Holloway needs a ko poirier had a 10-8

If Holloway wins this round, it's a draw.

3-1 poirier

Come on guys don't leave this to the judges

Secret Hawaiian healing techniques.

Good ol southern boy, probably got some dip in his lip.

I thought this was heem not /box/

4-0 Poirier unironically

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutman#Tools

>inb4 draw so there is no interim belt clearing the path for gooby vs khabib II

neither of these goofs would make it out of the 2nd round with ferg or kabib

Y NUEVO

Holloway
BJ
Hunt
Whittaker?

Ferg would merk both these guys

Lessssgooooo

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Joe Rogan wants to say "Jesus Christ" so badly but hes not allowed to and its lowkey funny

Poirer won this round. Max isn’t doing shit. Poirer is the new champion.

Or even McMegreogr

>All this cte for a draw

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who?

Poostin DEC

>Photo is from 2005
RIP qt3.14

whoever wins gets a ticket to getting mauled by khabib so i find it hard to care honestly

Holloway better stay in FW after this one

Max was a shit champ

>whole style revolves around durrr lets throw down and see who's tougher
>surprised to get pieced that fuck up at a higher weight class

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Goober couldn't fight that pace for 5 minutes, he'd wilt like the rapist he is.

>winning in the stand up
>goes for takedown

why are white fighters such brainlets?

48-46 max with a 10-8 first to dustin one judge to score it 47-47

dustin loses the last round because of resting at the end

Mcgregor clowned both of these guys.

>Or even McMegreogr
LOLOL

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LOUISIANA POWA

khabib would of shit on holloway

Dustin wins. Holloway is too small for 155 confirmed and now his chin is gone and his career is over. Oh well he had a good run.

Dustin by decision easy
Max fought well but Dustin was just the better man and landed the harder shots

Khabib gonna wrestlefuck Poirier like Conor anyway

50-45 Poirier

Got outboxed and outclassed

JEEZ LOUISE!!

Poirier takes it

ITS A FUCKING DRAW
ITS A FUCKING DRAW
ITS A FUCKING DRAW

In many ways that fight sucked.

Tony would kill Max

He was running the clock.

porier won definetly, but they're going to fucking rob him

this

Agreed.

What an atrocious performance by Max lmao. GOAT of fucking what

This.

Poirier did more damage fuck 10 point system fook the jameson brothers

Lads I'm tempted to give that to Max

It was 2-2 going into the 5th
The 5th was pretty even but then Dustin just stalled against the cage for a minute+. That doesn't score Anymore, there was no damage.

dustin wins ez 4-1

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Really like Holloway but I'm fed up with the double champ meme bullshit, I hope Porier does win in the end

Is it time for dodgey judge card results?

HOLLOWAY WINS!!

LMAO

Max is dead before 30, and by dead I mean brain dead
wtf
160 odd hits to the head in one fight

poirier takes it,EASY

Frenchman wins, UK on suicide watch

Poirier just takes it

Easy win for Poirier 4-1.

Tito fought with a cracked skull, who cares

who /blessed/ here?

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Best co-main/main in UFC history. Sad to see Israel win and Holloway lose though.

LMAAAOOOOOO THEY ACTUCALY GAVE IT TO SMACKS HOLLYWOOD LOL

khabib and ferg are levels above these guys. I think dustin looks like barboza against khabib.

Majority Draw

Dana White smiles in the shadows

He wouldn't need to because they'd be slept.

poirier 4-1

Dustin's boxing has gotten much better ever since MJ KO'd him dead

shitty ending i hope dustin loses for that shit

No way, Porier's first round wins him the fight.

Based poirier

47-47

Any other score is brainlet

Who was the shittier champ? Max or Aldo?

so now the 145lb champion looks like a bitch

I think Max won

Bet the judges scorecards are completely wacky though

MAX PERMA FLUSHCTE'D

>bully wins
lol

49-46 wow

which episode was this?

Dustin wins

>"Interim" champ

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I always chuckled when they brought that up.

The actual state of Rogan trying to butt in on 2 dudes chatting. Fuck off you ugly dwarf.

>Sad to see Israel win
cry harder little man

lol max clearly won at least 2 rounds

they're protecting him from kebab

It would look weird if Holloway were to win this because his face is rekt

>I want my belt
You're like #4 lightweight faggot, fuck off

That's my score

Dustin is clearly on every roid in the book + EPO why did they test TJ and not Dustin?

F Max

the CTE after this fight will be to severe

You are a complete sperg, kill yourself

Dustin easily won 3, maybe 4

NEW

Poirer went the faggot route at the end instead of standing and banging it out

How long you been a fan of Poirier?
Since Strikeforce here.

how long until (((espn))) suspends him for epo?

>Max thought he won

he is buying time to guarantee the win cos he won every round. he can get clipped any second standing up and lose everything mong

you got me

He was trying to get the mic in you fucking retard

Fuck Max and fuck Hawaiians.

Dustin's wife got some jumbo yum yums.

Holy shit I wanna tittyfuck Dustin’s wife

FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE

happy for Dustin and his family. Wholesome wife as well

FLUSHED C T E
FLUSHED C T E
FLUSHED C T E
FLUSHED C T E
FLUSHED C T E

Its called having above average (for the UFC) IQ.

dustin won every round but 3

They gave dustin the last round lmao

S A L O N Q U A L I T Y

>max gets on the mic
>it is what it is
>incoherent cte ramblings
Based can’t wait

you're fucking retard

max got punchbag treatment

Strikeforce here too

White power wins

SIZE MATTERS

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Ready for Kebab to get JUSTED

10-8
10-9
9-10
9-10
9-10

47-47

Max was robbed

>To be the best you got to beat the best

Based Max.

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>FW GOAT

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Tits

under Ultimate Gaming Championship rules maybe

Welcome to the UFC

MAX ASS BLESSED-ED

joe ignored lmao

How does Dustin vs Khabib go?

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>I WANT MAH FUCKIN BELT
settle down retard

>i'm sorry i cursed at you you're a good person and a good fighter

cringe

It will be max that will get "caught".

this is a good moment for dustin before khabib pushes his shit in

Dustin would get heemed easily by either Tony or Khabib

probably because he beat him up and max had no power

Max flushed holy shit
Gets heemed his next FW fight for sure

he got outstruck in every round after 1 lol and failed at multiple takedowns

lol nah

>getting emotional over an interim belt

Does he know he's not the real champ?

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hahahahaa i fucking TOLD you all
Holloway is a pillowfisted cutbabby

Dustin's wife is a fucking bimbo

>imagine thinking max even came close to winning or even drawing

just stop watching,you're fucking stupid

Grow up

WW, MW, LHW, and HW champions all black
whites and spics fighting for the manlet-weight belts

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open bobbs plz

Imagine being this delusional

dustins gf is nice and thick big tits

Poirier's wife has nice chebs

That is all

>those tits

Max sucks

>crying

welp, hold on to that feeling Dustin, it wont last long. Khabib is coming. alhamdulillah

i dont blame him but its what happened

>get your shit together young man
Cringe.

>started throwing valium

Khabib would destroy both these fools. We all know Ferguson should be the next in line.

wew Holloway destroyed his chin for nothing

same as Khabib vs everyone

Abraham Lincoln vs Poirier when?

FUCK THAT LOOK AT DUSTYS GIRLS TITTIES WTF

Fuck off egg head shill, Rogan belongs in poverty for being a no talent faggot who made his money selling snake oil to retards like you.

Dude would get heemed by either of them so just step back like beta he is and let the men talk.

he's still hung up on that McGregor loss, hw's parroting him

Why are UK fighters so awful?

He's not even #1 contender baka why even have an "interim" belt?

49-46 For Dustin? Disgusting

>Poorier beats the most likeable guy in the UFC
>Meme manchild man beats humble taco merchant who should have been fighting for the title
>at least OSP lost though

sad
Sad!

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50-45 Khabib

wew Dustin's girlfriend is a dime

This goof won't last ONE round against /ourboy/

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Best Hair P4P definitely

I use his pic as reference when I get a haircut

damn i didn't know porier was a cajun

based

>bully wins

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Jesus BASED AF DUSTIN just beat the ever living fuck out of Max

Stay in the manlet division cutbabby

Max lost the belt and will forget his kids names and have to wear sunglasses full time at age 40

boobies

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>49-46

This is bullshit.

>this isn't my belt, this is HER belt

Fucking cuck.

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the real rocky story

Since I started traveling to Louisiana for work two months ago.

>i'm the world champ
interim you bum

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He married well nice boobs

>Holloway unnaturally recovers after every heavy hit he receives
>Has unlimited stamina in any division he is in. Even the midget division he starves himself to participate in.
>Poirer is obviously on something
Not saying he is completely natty, but don’t ignore the more obvious case.

Who got the pic of her ass and back sweat

Strip Khabitch now.
Dustin vs Tony is the fight. Kebab can fight his leprechaun again.

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GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER DC
WE GOT UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Too bad Khabib flushes him

Based

Khabib would fuck Dustin in his ass. Khabib is on another level from these trashy MMA bums

>all these booty blasted anons mad that max CTE strat didnt work

also can we ban the uk from posting in heem?

Khabib fucks him.
Ferguson can take him on.

Vick and Poirier need to have have a chat.

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Dustin will for sure see some bobs tonight

>DC can get it
FUCKING BASED

IT IS WHAT IT IS

BASED MAX

Based Max. You're still my boy.

based high test Dustin P. bet he eat that ass clean bros

Lmao smacks Hollywood still talking about p4p goat

WE HAVE A SINGLE WINNER

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When was the last time Rogan was good? Mid 90s on Newsradio?

Dustin 10-9
Dustin 20-18
Max 28-29
Max 38-38
Dustin 48-47

*wins the belt

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Great now we have to hear goobs go on about how he beat them both from behind his keyboard all week

i fucking love watching nonwhites get brain damage :)

based dustin gonna take out the mooslem trash

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Wew

Grow up

>k-khabib beats him!

all these seething faggots

I bet she cheats on him so much. Just look at her.

IT IS WHAT IT IS

Fuck I want a glass of milk now

max vs dc when

>solid 8/10
>drives bf around to train when they started dating
>supported him through, stayed with him
>birthed him a kid
>helps runs a charity

how do i find a wholesome qt wife like this?

MILKY

>being married
dumb justin doesn't even mgtow

btw mods can still suck my cock

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BLESS

based asian user saving the night for me
seeing max get robbed hurt my soul

Retard, how did Poirier win round two.

He also lost round 5.

He gets tagged just as much as Holloway tho. But Tony's grappling is scary. No way Dustin goes for takedown breaks lmao

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Dustin is a BUM. Literally everyone in top 5 at 155 can beat him

Max is like 80 iq now

but could dustin be goobs?
can't wait for the impending goobs "i beat them both" tweet

James Vick has that midwest middle aged republican father hairline

damn... max...

mm i love bobs

Will the CTE Max arc surpass the CTE Schaub arc?

Based British Hawaiian giving the decision to a walking heavy bag

>All those losers who picked against /ourguy/ Adesanya

Diaz bless

dustin gonna cum on those big titties tonight

>DC
>Jon Jones
>Adesanya
>Usman
niggas run this shit now

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>tony now has the longest active win streak
punished tony returns THIS YEAR

>poirier vs Kebab borefest
Yeah, I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me

Nah when he traveled to another dimension and spoke to machine elves

Khabib literally 50-40s these fake boxer clowns

Congratulations to the champ!!!

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Can’t wait for McGregor to starch this hill billy once again. #AndNew

At this point in time he'd kill him. Wish he'd fuck off to WWE already

>power goes out for the last 4 rounds
>decision
Was it a good fight after that first round?

yeah, Dustin easily beats McCanor

>sole winner.
most feel good. congrats user.

god damn

Pooirier is still a can

DUSTIN 'PUT MUSLIMS IN THE DUSTBIN' POIRIER

>big titty breeding hips blonde gf
Poirier couldn't be anymore my boi

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>how did Poirier win round two
LMAO

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>call out dude you literally have 0 chance against
>get called a retard
Wtf bros

No he wouldn't.

>2-2 going into round 5
Talk about being literally delusional

Never become a judge

max won the story of the fight

Heeminder that the GOAT Michael Johnson is the last person to defeat champions Dustin Poirier and Tony Ferguson and he also has wins over prime Edson Barboza, prime Joe Lauzon, prime Melvin Guillard, bare knuckle boxing GOAT Artem Lobov, and prime Gleison Tibau (who easily decisioned Khabib.)

Michael Johnson is the undisputable MMA GOAT.

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wtf is conor doing in dustin's corner?
coke really ages a guy

literally me

I FUCKING WON CHECK AGAIN

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>Max

Dude is a class act and a great fighter.

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And he spits on her rofl

The real winner in this is connor McGregor watch him tweet some retarded shit.

He (and the rest of heem) are on damage control. They were saying Israel is a hypejob who would get slept by Fatselum in the first round. Now it's:
>h-h-he's not the g-goat y-yet!

Can someone explain what the fuck Dustin's wife did for him to his belt?

Did sucking his dick make him punch harder?

poorier*

I want to congratulate the guy who bet on this fight won't last 5 round. *ahem*. My guy, BOOKIES LOVE YOU

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I don’t give a fuck about rogan, you’re clearly a fucking autist if you couldn’t see he was trying to get the mic near them so people could actually hear what they’re saying you fucking sperg

doesn't get anymore redpilled

sauce pls and thank you

Except he didn't. He lost 3 rounds and only won round 1.

I have believed in Dustin ever since he pieced up that irish bum Duffy

>Havent watched a UFC event in 2 months
>It was this card

BASED ME

and still the featherweight king

Nice gay man hugging sport you guys got here. Don't mind me, just passing time until a REAL sport, Formula 1, comes on in 30 minutes.

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i rate her as a breeder.

>whole division gets wrestlefucked by khabib
lmao

Khabib is going to destroy this guy.

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>wears lowcut to show off your tits
>hold hands in front so no one stares at your cleavage
Fucking dumb cunt women need to be beaten daily

his soiboi fans will eat it up

THEO VON SPOTTED

Max outlanded him rounds 2-4 as they showed on screen.

Why is Poirier roid raging at the crown WTF? Why will USADA not test him?

you seem to have it all figured out when you’re fighting midgets

you are just salty they get paid to go on Yea Forums

He underestimated hawaiian chins

>Fights out of order
>12-6 typing motion

DQ'd

Is that Theo Von???? Small world

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THEY GAVE POIRIER 4 ROUNDS
4 ROUNDS

HE ONLY WON 2

FUCK EVERYTHING

THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE LAS STRAW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

have sex

>manlet rage

Paulie heems Khabib in the first and fucks his sidepiece

Based Theo

Way too many fights are basically low level boxing matches. I hate it

and has severe CTE

>theo von

No way Kabob loses to this guy
no fucking way

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worst timeline lads, we should collectively self-heem

Hahahahahaha it was a literal classic

As proud as I am of Porier, Khabib is going to fuck him so hard.

>pieced up
You mean hugged and stalled

she has some sort of bump on her left titty. bottom center

Ai Uehara, my boi.

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Huh, DC and Porier went to the same high school. That's cool.

Based ngl, Dustin keeping these thots in line

Does he know it's the interim belt?

she cant contain them. Just let them out ffs

based descendant of alexander the great

Aussie you got that Theo Von Dustin clip?

Holloway’s tiny little pillow taps did no damage though. Poirier had him on chicken legs multiple times.

Because it's a bullshit interim title and he knows it.

He's friends with Dustin

Paulie gets his sidepiece stolen... again... and later Khabib sends him her severed head via UPS.

It's that Lafayette

Gang gang

this

He seems to have decent wrestling, so I definitely wouldn’t be surprised. If Khabib can’t take him down, he is going to get cracked hard.

>all these seething holloway dick rider casuals right now
dude got fucked up fair and square don't be a delusional faggot

you don't need a high functioning brain to be a ufc champ though

did you post webms for the co main and main? i didn't seem to see them

Official post fight thread

those are some delectable milkers

He got lit up the entire round and landed one decent shot. Congrats.

I scored it 10-10.

There were about 20 opportunities for Max to knee the fuck out of Dustin's lowered chin and he didn't take them. Max didn't use anything in his arsenal for this fight except his pillow punches.

this

i miss her :(

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Yeah, it was closer than that.

first round was 10-8 easy

Aussie on more, please get that Theo Von and Dustin exchange!

Let’s just see if khabob has a chin. DP to double penetrate his face.

>more critical strikes landed
>2 takedowns
>was never in danger unlike max in r1
he won that easy max had r3

Max wins the rematch

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DON'T BRAG ABOUT TAKING MY SIDE PIECE THO

ai uehara

>outlanded
Are you serious? He got wobbled hard, especially in round 2 were you blind?

wew lad
just wew

I hope you know that they score damage AKA “impact”

Retard, he had Poirier almost finished multiple times.

Your mother should die of cancer.

getting rocked doesn’t mean anything, Unless he knocks him down. Not to mention all the failed takedowns. IMO Dustin won rounds 1-2, but Max’s pressure and strikes landed won hind 3-5

wonder what her reaction was to this

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She keeps looking at her tits. Doesn't she know what they look like?

>2 takedowns
>that go nowhere and almost get choked out after one of them
yeah

>He only won 2
You are dumb. I gave him all 5 rounds and I thought Max was going to win.

This was the rematch bro. Max is flushed.

dustin got completely owned by danny castillo but im sure he'll do fine vs khabib

This is getting beyond pathetic now.

>Khabib easily beat Poirier
>Tony easily beats Poirier
>Aiquinta easily beats Poirier
>Kevin Lee easily beats Poirier
>Conor already beat Poirier
and this baboon has the gall to scream im the champ LMAO

>Since he got his head clattered off the canvas

Retard, he CLEARLY won rounds 3 to 5. ROund 2 was 10-10. He might've lost round 1 10-8.

48-47 Holloway.

Max almost got finished twice in rounds 1 and 2. The knee in round 4 messed up Max's chances of getting that one

thanks gentlemen

cheated out of a win

>choked out
he was never in danger of getting choked wtf are you talking about.

EDDIEEEEE EDIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Based and blessedpilled

Feels just like yesterday watching this.

>dc is white
>jones is champion of a dead division
>adesanya isnt champ and hasn't fought anyone good besides kelvin
>usman is a blanket

try again tyrone

Dustin was on Theo's podcast, Theo is a big fan, they're from the same area. Theo also mentioned he would be at this event on KATS.

end of R4

To be fair Johnson even unironically had habeeb on skates. The fast twitch muscle fiber of the american negro is still magnitudes above the common sand negro.

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>getting rocked doesn’t mean anything, Unless he knocks him down.
but that is literally wrong

>pillow punches

HE ALMOST FINISHED POIRIER MULTIPLE TIMES

This absolute faggot doesn't even score rounds.

You should kill yourself, but for real.

You're supposed to give round scores, not state utterly pointless and made up "stats".

fucking BS. I had every fight except the Jouban got fucking robbed

She's afraid they're going to come flying out, she's probably not used to having so much of her tits for all to see.

I GOT YOU MAN
MY FUCKING BAD
IT'S HARD DOING ALL OF THESE

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I'm all for UFC moving to judging purely based on damage but they've gotta do it for every fight if that's the case

How times have changed

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>get dropped multiple times
>staggered
>face split open
>get hit in the head 125 times in first two rounds

Dustin butchered him bro

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>you doubted me /heem/

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

PAPER CHAMP SENT BACK DOWN TO THE MIDGET ARENA, HEAD HUNG LOW

No he didn't. It also doesn't matter. Round 1 is the only round where he was in true danger.

Johnson's career completely plummeted and Poirier just won the belt

Really makes you think

accept defeat heem
we redit now

Dustin CLEARLY lost.

Your made up "facts" are both wrong and wouldn't even matter if they were true.

Holloway won 3-5 and only lost 1.

Stfu you dumb faggot.
Max only dominated round 3.
Being against the fence during the clinch also counts as being in control.
Max had nothing but volume with barely any significant damage whenever he tried to load Dustin's punches backed him off immediately.

Fixed fight. No person in the world can be as stupid as Gastelum was.

BUZZ BUZZ

>dropped multiple times
when?
>staggered
as was dustin
>face split open
so?
>get hit 125 times
he came back after the first 2 rounds though

It's nuts. Conor had no problem destroying both of these guys and now he's sitting in his mansion tweeting with Jon Anik.

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Max ended with the most significant strikes total. Max was effective with his shots and his pressure. It had him winning rounds 3&4. He continued winning and his takedown defense in the 5th round won it for me

good post, i unironically agree, though Dustin did win 1,2

What fight did we watch? The only time he staggered Dustin was on round 3 and it seemed to be more that Dustin was exhausted and couldn't really stay on his feet. Holloway was CTE'D through the entire fight with 1-2-4 and 5 going comfortably to Dustin.

I had it 3-2 Holloway.

This sport is a beast of a peach

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Max ended the fight with more significant strikes than Dustin

Of course that sand gatherer would want a draw. Then there would be no-one to fight him and he can continue to be a paper champ.

Hé gets wrestled fucked into oblivion, Porier couldn't even land a takedown on CTE Hollaway

imagine crying over an interim belt lmao

>paper champ
khabib beats literally anyone in lightweight division minus MAYBE tony

Max won 3-5. Prove me wrong.

Wall and stall ain#T shit. "Octagon control" ain't shit.

Max sonned him 3-5. Your fetish for big punchers is irrelevant. You can be the lesser puncher and still win rounds/fights.

Kill yourself.

He almost finished Poirier MULTIPLE times.

Why is his mother (I assume) tapping him while he's celebrating? What does she need to say that is so pressing that you disrupt his little moment?

>it seemed to be more that Dustin was exhausted and couldn't really stay on his feet

THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS BEING """CTE'D""" YOU DUMB MONKEY.

IT DOESN'T SAY IT HAS TO BE THROUGH BRAIN DAMAGE.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHY DON'T YOU MONKEYS READ THE FUCKING RULES:

I’m not so sure about that list, especially since Tony has terrible striking defense, Al has low reflexes and doesn’t fight well in the pocket, Lee’s striking was exposed in his last fight, & Khabib’s striking needs work still.
He has some losses in his early career, but that is better than crushing cans like Khabib has done.

Khabib is 100% doping if his two closest teammates are.

i think she was trying to give him the belt for the photo-op
but who knows

Khabib beat Conor, Iaquinta, MJ, Barboza, RDA (lmao, """can""") off the top of my head.

>still cares about who's doping

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Except mma isn't only boxing bud. Literally every fighter you mentioned has better wrestling and bjj than poirier. Khabib easily beat conor and MJ who have wins over poirier. He's a can who got lucky by beating a 145er

>THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS BEING """CTE'D""" YOU DUMB MONKEY.
Learn what a CTE is, Kraut nigger. Wobbling due to exhaustion and having your head punched like a heavy bag are two entirely different things.

every mma fighter is on gear you brainlet

jesus you're delusional

Those hard nips, she's ready to be raw dogged right there

Protip: if the """damage""" you took was recovered from and you finished the fight weak (i.e. he finished strong) YOU LOST.

>Wobbling due to exhaustion and having your head punched like a heavy bag are two entirely different things.

They are exactly the same when it comes to scoring. Holloway almost finished Poirier MULTIPLE TIMES.

No.

>They are exactly the same when it comes to scoring. Holloway almost finished Poirier MULTIPLE TIMES.
WHEN? Show me one time where Max was close to closing the fight. I can name multiple instances in both first, second and 4th round were Holloway was wobbled pretty badly. Fuck it, during the entirety of the first round he was in a perma CTE state.

I'm sad and seething a bit, but let's give Dustin some credit. He definitely fought better, hit harder than Max. He won. Btw Max is a can and was never my boy

>Conor
Off a long layoff and he looked terrible. He was overrated to begin with, but for his record this might be his crowning achievement.
>Iaqinta
After a long layoff. His striking wasn’t too great in that fight.
>MJ
Not in his prime, but a good win.
>Lee & Barboza
As their records after and before the fight have proved they can’t handle wrestlers. They were both great match ups for Khalbeeb.
What I was referring to was how Poirer has actually fought named (not randos) competition since the start of his career, but we can go into his record more if you want.

>Lee
I meant RDA, I think I should get some sleep.

>>Conor
>Off a long layoff and he looked terrible. He was overrated to begin with, but for his record this might be his crowning achievement.
>>Iaqinta
>After a long layoff. His striking wasn’t too great in that fight.
I agree on these. How can you put these two on Kebab's record when both of them had long layoffs? Kebab is a bum and he has narrowly avoided any true challenge. I bet he'd eat a whole restaurant of tiramisu's to escape the fight with Dustin and even more so - Tony.

>not in his prime, long layoff, etc
lmao this cope. Khabib beat everyone worth anything in lightweight except tony. Poirier is a can who lost to both MJ and Conor whom khabib already beat easily

>Iaquinta
>Long layoff
Ianquinta beat Lee literally right after he fought khabib

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Talking before the Kebab fight. He took one year and before the fight with whoever that guy's name was - he took two. How many years did Conor took before the Kebab fight? 2-3? I don't remember.

it doesnt matter. Your assumption is that iaquinta was rusty when he came back, yet he beats kevin lee in just a few months after khabib

>MMA math
Don’t be surprised when your calculations are off.

>What undoes ring rust

>yet he beats kevin lee in just a few months after khabib
So? How does that discredit the point? He got 5 rounds under his belt for that fight.

upvoted. please explain in great detail how poirier will prevent getting single legged, wrist ridden, losing underhooks, and crucifixed. This is forgetting that khabib already beat two better boxers

>"elite kickboxer"
>get headkicked by a manlet

Israel is gonna get heemed by anyone who's not a manlet

>1 fight undoes all ring rust

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like today right?
take the loss like a man, you were wrong

He won 1,2,3,5