Ufc 236 Heem schaub mma etc

max is a literal bum who relies his size against his featherweight midgets

Max finna slaw?

Both of them heem Gaycheese

>"He was never rocked"
What the fuck is DC talking about? Ortega rocked him clearly in the 3rd.

the matchmaker needs to be fired

Max "The Dyin' Hawaiian" Holloway needs a KO

Borrachinha is just horse meat. That's it.

This is how our horsegirl gains her title back too. Can never beat Rose, but she can bear the girls who bear Rose.

max's striking is so fucking shit. such bad form

Barely, hes doing a great job conserving his energy for the last rounds but still hitting fairly hard

Aldo rocked him too. Max gets rocked all the time, his fighting style includes getting frequently fisted in the face.

The Hollomeme ends tonight

today they learned

i'm loving every second of this fight. i hate that skinny retard

you can hear maxs kid cheering

>Go dad! Break his fists with your face!

>having your kid cageside

wtf max

At least compared to Max.
Max got 10 EPOshaws in him.

prime tiger heems rush

Dustin needs to play it smart, he's finally slowing down significantly and max is capitalizing hard. Also great takedown defense by max

Not as bad as Coleman bringing his daughters to his execution by Fedor.

teach your kid the way of the heem

Very few of these actually connected well for Max.

>drains your stamina with his face
BASED MAX

Wins fights
Loses CTE battle in life

I give respect to these athletes that are risking life and limb just so they can entertain us. Hahaha just kidding LUL xDDDDD

youtube.com/watch?v=u2OuXgkj9CQ

What the fuck is Max's head made out of? This is inhuman levels of toughness

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We only use people because they made it illegal to use monkeys, so you can't broadcast them on tv.

Poy-eh wins due to doctor stoppage

FOTY
2-2

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38-37 Poirier

If Max wins the round 10-9, it's a draw. He has to finish, imo.

Poirer wins via SD to set up the rematch

We dont deserve this

Not even FOTN

lel if max had another 20 seconds he would've subbed him there

is a decision win even possible for max anymore? i think he doesn't have 2 rounds

2-2? How?

kek

God damn that fucking chin tho

Holloway is absorbing ridiculous levels of abuse

Coconuts

someone cover that poor kids eyes, his dad is bleeding out here

Max's skull is obviously made of Heemium

Gotta say 3-1 Dustin

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I agree with this evaluation

>inb4 draw so there is no interim belt and gooby gets the rematch

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIMME HEEM YOU FUCKS

which round was your 10-8? The first?

2-2 but 1 was a 10-8. He needs a 10-8 or finish or its a draw(probably a split dec for poirier if it goes to scores)

Easy work for Dustin

Holloway is dead before 40

I FEEL THE RHYTHM[
EMOTION

yup

where the fuck did this fight go 5th round already???

yea

jeez louise

YOU PIECE OF SHIT DUSTIN JUST BANG

Yeah I think thats Dustin by unanimous decision. Great fucking fight

fuck poirier man, blessed all the way...

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Porier wins 4 out of 5 rounds.

47-47 or 48-47 Poirier

RD1 10-8 Poirier
RD2 10-9 Poirier
RD3 10-9 Max
Rd4 10-9 Max
RD5 10-10 or 10-9 Poirier

That was embarrassing for Max, his son must be crying right now

AMAZI' FIGHT LA

Holloway knows this goes against him

It's gotta be Dustin

Hollow wins final four rounds after the 10-8

but it's so pretty
IT'S SO PRETTY

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>khabib beckons for the winner
what the fuck? why doesn't that faggot fight someone his own size, he's already a cutbabby for lightweight, seriously fuck that muslim shithead fight tony ferguson you fucking pussy. The day a drone smokes his whoel family cant come soon enough.

Outmuscled that former featherweight weakling like how nature intended.

Great performance Dustin, great performance.

HOWEVER

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poirier won that shit

Max style works a lot better at featherweight

Poirer 4 out of 5 rounds also im 0-5 on my picks some please heem me

It's weird I remember him having much better defense.

he lost the second too

Wow man, Dustin is just something else

He had footwork, at some point

Based Dustin.

The new belts look like shit

Yeah, when he's fighting manlets. Dustin has the length and now at 155 has a huge power advantage.

screen caps
love seeing children cry

inb4 P dog gets robbed

is that his lover?

wrestlefucks you for 25 boring minutes

>49-46

don't agree with that score card but the right guy won

brehs.....

BASED DUSTIN

HIGH TEST

i want to fuck those tits

khabib on that russian undetectable peds

His wife has some nice titties

based high test Dustin P. bet he eat that ass clean

Real bros
Love both of em

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I had it 48-47 but still had Poirier winning

is that one with the green dress his wife or something?

Whose mom is THAT?!

Anders goofed my picks, I picked Stylebender and Peahead, I am a genius

dustin's girl is banging

this was such a weird bland fight. must be because everyone is so deflated after adesanya gastelum

WEBM NOW OF THOSE MILKIES

CAMERA MAN DOING GODS WORK

Khabib against Dustin, what a fucking joke

>dustin gets busted for positive EPO

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dustin won 4 minutes of round 2 and every minute of round 1 and 2.

Khabib finna annihilate Dustin desu.

cringe speech

that stupid fucking sand nigger khaSHIT is just gonna size bully poirier like everyone else in the division, fuck that fucking stupid faggot i seriously hope he dies

This

Fuck Eryk Anders

Yeah, Max was just outclassed really. I think it was a weight issue because he looks a lot smaller.

Dustin aint got shit on Khalabib though.

And believe me they will be banging tonight.

Michael Johnson be like "Damn, that could be me."

*Ahem*

*BINK

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So happy for Dustin. It's like a storybookfairytaleending.

Daily heeminder that Tony is the only person with even a 10% chance of beating Khabib

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>sand nigger
Khabib is whiter than you

gonna watch some titfucking porn now

stay mad, faggot

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She looks like a slut but yeah

fuck niggers

imagine actually and unironically liking Tony

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Even if Dustin doesn't beat Khabib he's done a damn fine job and a hell of a come back.

how am I supposed to watch people kick balls into nets after this shit

Litterally the only person that has a chance against Khebab is Tony, Dustin is just going to get bullied in there

Porier’s Wife is p4p best milkers in the division. High test as fuck.

based

She is a slut, I see domestic abuse allegations in Dustin's future

theo von

I couldn't focus on Dustin!

My eyes were glued to those M I L K E R S

WE HAVE A WINNER

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Name a more fun fighter to watch.

GOATs from Lafayette, LA:
>Daniel Cormier
>Dustin Poirier
>Alan Jouban

what is it about that city?

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Just how good is Conor Mcgregor?

JUST how good is t ferg

Check the bunda

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three of the craziest fights i think i've seen in recent memory tonight lads

i feel like i could rewatch izzy vs gastelum more than a few times desu

french blood

just how good is Khabib

Maxfags B. T. F. O

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it's shit. good fighters come from shitty places

I went 0 for 3 on my bets tonight.

Gregor Gillespie would own Poirier's hole

want a banana joao you stupid fuckin monkey?
go blow yourself up shitskin

I love Tony's weirdness wholeheartedly and I hope someone punches you in the face one day.

Hell of a card tonight.

Seriously though, Khabib shits on Dustin

he got stung by all the bees hehe

Max was my boy but I think he got terribly exposed as a meme this fight. He did fuck all and relied solely on his chin and cardio. He fought someone that hit harder than he could handle and could match his pace and he got fucked up.
He is not the GOAT of shit, and he's been exposed as a shitty cutbabby much like Goob

Based Theo giving it up for his boi.

>thinking max won more than two rounds
ayy lmao

Max won 3,4 and got 10-8'd in round 1. Dustin won 48-46 canonically. Deal with it.

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*sip*
Yep, they still make em like that

max sounds punch drunk. don't think he can take a lot more of those type of fights

Aussie...please get that Dustin/Theo Von exchange outside the cage!

Dat dere Popeyes

Who here is doing an all nighter and watching Paris Roubaix?

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I wish alex was fighting max first heres hoping aldo pulls out then gets the max trilogy

Wake up Dustin

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BASED

I can't wait till Tony strangles his wife and son, then hangs himself with his own interim belt.

>this belt is muh wife's
yikes and cuckpilled

I would tell my girl to dress as slutty and sexy as possible.

You missed one...

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Max is still my boy of the 145lb division!

Jones destroyed Dc though.

someone please post joe's "i'm not sleeping" face

McNuggets beat Max 5 years ago and he is still shook.

>watching cycling

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I smell a pair of cucks

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>lays on top of opponent the entire fight
>can't even knock anyone out
>"OH MY GAHD HE'S SO BRUTALLLL!11"

You would also prep the BBC before she is pounded, right leaf?

at least holloway could match khabib for cardio

poirier is just gonna get bullied worse than michael johnson or barboza

Please post pics of Dustin's wife's milkers. I have a lot of adrenaline I need to release

Why?

Post webm of poirier and theo von

>champ by 2020
>heems conair in a rematch
based timeline

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I was rooting for Dustin but now I see he has a hot wife and loving parents I've deboyed him and score the fight 49-46 Max.

t. Kevin Lee

There's probably gonna be more heems than the last two fights.

Dustin will have zero title defences

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Impressed with Dustin's skills, I don't remember him being this good on his previous fight. Man has been training really well with his striking coach. Head movement on point

have sex incel

In many ways, Holloway won that fight

max was way more lucid on the mic at the end than he was with his corner between rounds legit seemed like he was gonna slump off the stool

Joe Rogan posting on heem again.

>fucks blacks and fucks whites

Yikes. What a dirty whore.

No honestly, what the fuck can Dustin do against Khebab?

I thought it was a fitting observation since she was struggling the entire time with trying to keep her tits in her bra.

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Max was gifted a round because Dustin was gassed from hitting his titanium skull

lmao western homos so insecure in their sexuality they see gay sex every time 2 men are in a room together

Thanks, you're the best!

Because he's a vastly superior fighter

the intersection of comedy and mma that rogan has created is something i dislike greatly.

>he doesn't like spicy fighters
not based and gay

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Nothing better than seeing your dad get his ass beat.

Have you ever seen your dad take you to a bar, get into a fight, and get his ass beat and tossed out?

>Leave Kebab to me.

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I'm officially writing a letter to UFC, explaining to them that I am cancelling my lucrative UFC Fight Pass deal (i.e. subscription) with them unless they retroactively change the result of that fight. Holloway won 3 rounds.

Lets do it, lads. Lets all do it. If enough of us stand up to injustice, we can change the world.

anyone else thought poirier looked like he was on ped's?

Geathje wins the rematch against Dustin
Dustin beats Khabib

You cannot refute this

Poirier has the best resume at LW
>Alvarez
>Gaethje
>Pettis
>Holloway

Who else comes close?
Khabib has
>RDA
>Conor
>Al
>Edson

Conor has
>Aldo
>Alvarez
>Mendes
>Poirier

Tony has
>Pettis
>RDA
>KLee
>Edson

IMO Dustin has the best.

Fuck, if Holloway won, I would have a clean record.

Everyone talking about her titties when I just wanna taste those beautiful armpits.

Superior fighters don't lose to tibau

The fucking mullet on that guy. I like it.

Guarantee that Dustin is gonna fight Conor Mcgregor next. Get's heemed in the first round.
that's how the UFC will get the rematch between Mcgregor and Khabib.

bulgarians see gay sex every time they see gay sex which is every day lol

LOL
YOURE THE BUTTHURT BRIT

watch the Tibau fight
That happens except Dustin finishes it so it isn't left up to the ratfuck cheat judges

I think Dustin deserves the interim belt for winning that fight

HW Champ: Black
LHW Champ: Black
MW Champ: Black
WW Champ: Black

You can keep the lil boi divisions xD

I'm starting to understand your mental illness.

ALL FIGHTERS ARE ON FUCKING PEDS IM SICK OF SAYING IT

you really think a white boy could fight like that without them?

it's the ufc the fuck do u want bro r u fuckin gay

>lost his 1st fight against this guy
>lost the rematch as a champion
name some movies where the bully wins in the end.

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it looks like he beat the fuck out of Max 50-45 and took off 10 years of his life

How does Dustin's BJJ hold up against Khabib's wrestling. Is there even any point learning BJJ when wrestlefuckers are dominating now

Lads I had Max winning.
Poirier wall'd and stall'd hard in the 4th and 5th, that doesn't win you the round.

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No, tell them you're cancelling because they got rid of face the pain

Poor Max got butchered

RIP Blessed Express

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Tears for anyone who bet on Max, he got proper mogged in that fight.

Wake up Kebab

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yeah he was. former featherwight struggling to make lightweight hmmmmmm.

Oleinik is the HW champ by 2020.

keep clinging to that bud, i expect your apology months down the line when poorier is unceremoniously dominated and submitted

I thought OSP looked like he was off the gas

Dustin telling people he's the champ
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1555220283701.webm

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Jones = Poirier
DC = Max

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i think he'll have a little help

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Remember when all you retards talked about how great Max's head movement was after the Ortega fight?

haha google gleison tibau incident 2012

Hahaha
Imagine going through 5 hard rounds and then after that some sperg with a mullet jumps you

She just wants to look good dummy, there are women that dress like grandmas that suck random dicks just cause, there's also women that dress like strippers and stay chilling.

Get out the house my guy.

Theo on coke again

lel

look at Holololoways face m8

Revenge for Ortega

Based and Funkypilled.
Kebab is so afraid of Askren.

What a Doomer...remember user, Bloomer is what we all should strive for. Be happy that he is happy, sometimes what we see is not what really goes on. His family could have been going through shiton of problems, so dont envy other. Just be happy that someone else is happy.

DC is white. Whittaker is white.

Put down the crack pipe

>mixing divisions
>resume

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post his wifes tits come on

Can Poirier knockout Khabib?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91922713/#91927570
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91793882/#91801084

Get beat up. That's about it. The only way to beat Khabib is if you have 10/10 takedown defense.

Guys aren't ready for Khabib's sambo style. It's the little difference in how he does things that makes him unstoppable. Nobody can prepare for him. Where are you going to find a world class sambo lightweight that also has a decade of high level MMA experience? Even if you found one, he probably wouldn't help you since you're fighting their Golden Boy.

This. Joe Rogan hasn't been on Porier's balls so people sleep on him, but he's a killer.

Ortega is a fucking can who luckboxed some subs when he was losing all his fights

Am I the only one who thought Dustin literally won all rounds? I see people saying it was a close fight but Max got dominated and countered all night

I paid to watch that event and let me tell you it was worth every penny. Dana White pulled out all the stops for this gem of a card and graced us with what was arguably the fight of the year by far. Bless Dana White and all the fighters that put on a show, ESPECIALLY the female fighters. Such a heart, grit, sweat, blood, mucus, and grit these fighters showed. It’s leaving me in awe..

I fixed it don't worry

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>Bepis
can
>Alvarez
can

>Conor
>LW
>Aldo,Mendes,Poier
???

How long until Max can no longer use the bathroom by himself?

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Real MW Champ: White

He knows that hes the only one who can outwrestlecuck him

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For sure my man. Unfortunately no more pure strikers left for habib to shag. But I bet they found something to prevent muzzies from stress

80 iq post

No I gave Max round 3 but I can't believe round 1 wasn't 10-8 for Dustin.

You wish

>Maxcucks already accusing Dusty of PED usage
Poirier was clearly gassed and tired at points and was just smart with conserving his energy. How can you think he was on some shit when he's fighting limitless cardio zombie Max. If there's one fighter in that fight who is on something it definitely isn't Dustin
GTFO faggots your boy is a scrub cutbabby and he got exposed.

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Israel has nothing for Whittaker.

brainlets

cucked and bluepilled, my favorite fighter is jens pulver because his father once tried to shoot him when he was a young boy

>round 3
Isn't that the round he got taken down in?

Holloway won. Cope harder
Face doesn't mean anything, most of that was from a glancing knee that did little damage. Holloway outlanded him in Round 3, 4 and 5. Check the stats.

Do not reward wall and stall

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Ortega was winning the standup vs Moicano

wasn't in thread for fights, do people think kelvin got robbed?

i do, even with adesanyas insane 5th round

How the FUCK do you score it 49-46 for Poirier? He didn't win more than 2 fucking rounds. The takedowns did nothing and he got choked the fuck out before the cock ran out.

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this

BLACKERED

>Mfw Max pops for EPO

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She paid the price for it, since she looked extremely uncomfortable and tried frantically to cover herself up.

I thought so too desu, Max landed very little clean, he had a few good flurries but couldnt get through Dustin's guard

Not max

sorry you don't know shit about MMA, m8

>do people think kelvin got robbed?

Only retards.

Max not blessed Holloway.

You got it all figured out when fighting midgets huh?

you lads now realize that Dustin and Tony will have to unify their interim belts while Khabib and Conor fight for the contractually mandated Proper Whisky automatic rematch

Dustin did nothing with the takedown and Max got back up easily

why he mad tho?

Lol /heem/ thought Gastelum and Max would win.

You spergs literally know nothing about MMA.

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Anyone else get emotional post-fight? Man, Dustin deserves every bit of this. Its been a long time.
Max,stay at 145. You made me root against you today for the first time in years.*but I still think you would have been a better match up against khalabeeb*

This, I don't know where all this epo talk came from, just take the L with grace.

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>cope harder

lol are you fucking retarded? Please put down whatever you're smoking

1,3,4 Gastelum

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>Holloway outlanded him in Round 3, 4 and 5. Check the stats.
Yeah, someone can snap your head back and wobble you repeatedly, but because you touch him more times than he touched you, you win. Are you retarded?

Holloway's chin is crazy but terrible for his health.

>max landed more
for sure pillowtaps count more than actual damaging punches my guy

i had kelvin up by one round but also felt a draw would have been appropriate even though he almost got finished

never watch or discuss MMA ever again

because literally everyone doubted him

Considering Conor beat Max and Dustin, and Khabib easily whomped Conor

Khabib has the best resume

> A leaf

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Every time Dustin landed it almost KO'd him, luckily those Hawaiian genetics stepped in but he could have been Ko'd 8 or 9 times that entire fight.

*maori

I swear to God if you don't stop stealing my image

i'm quite surprised how everyone is not freaking out on their minds right now that the bum that was knocked out by michael johnson just beat max holloway, who everyone was calling the goat and p2p #1 in the world.

>0/5
Someone please heem me, end my suffering

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joe with the sip

>*but I still think you would have been a better match up against khalabeeb
How could you even think this after seeing Dustin hold him against the cage for that long?

"wall and stall'd" lol take a look buddy.

I think Kelvin was winning until the 5th where he was clearly exhausted and Memesanya obliterated his head due to it.

conor beats both max and dustin at 155 tbqh

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Aldo wins the threematch.

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Who?

>How the FUCK do you score it 49-46 for Poirier?
easy,all it takes is not being an utter retard

@ArielHelwani
Dustin Poirier flagged for PED via Nowitski

doubt him now

Look man I like Max, arguably more than Dustin but if you were really paying attention Dustins absolutely outclassed him in the boxing and landed more significant blows than max did. Just accept the loss and better luck next time

Get your foul chakras out of my sport

it's obvious he's too small for 155

WE DA BEST

This. /heem/ got eternally BTFO tonight. This general should be shut down.

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Imagine thinking the new Anderson Silva was going to lose

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Is the press conference going to be on the UFC's Youtube channel live?

Oh for sure, Cardio Conor coming for the title.

He won 3 cleanly due to higher output (as well as efficiency)

He also did much more significant damage and had 1 Knock down and Takedown

Even on paper, Dustin wins

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Current Poirier heems Mcgregor

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Did Fatselum-Memesanya win fight of the night?

Okamoto is the one who breaks actual news.

he was only +170 you retard and most people here were saying max would get deleted

>rules cater to your shit fighting style
>have no striking power (lmao don’t need it)
>Casuals think you’re the shit when you lay on top of a strung out irishman with 0 ground game and the cardio of a truck driver.
>bring in a horde of mma casuals who relate fighting styles to mortal kombat characters, thus destroying any coherent discussion

The khabab circlejerkends soon.

Yeah Ortega has shit tier striking but people insisted it was just that Holloway's striking was good.

Knock Khabib out

>He didn't win more than 2 fucking rounds.
Which fight were you actually watching buddy?

easy work

Based Izzy making the /heem/cels SEETHE with rage

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I once got 0/5. But i also once won back to back picks. Don't lose faith.

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Gonna need a pic of Dustin's wife and her tits

Competition only gets higher from there
He aint gonna last past 4th

I bet you're the exact type of faggots that defend early stoppages

Clueless, don't know fighting, but somehow infested the sport. Wall and stall doesn't mean shit all. Max outlanded in rounds 3-5. At worst I would concede it was a draw because Round 1 could be a 10-8 Dustin

The devastating highlights were from Round 1 and 2 which I already said Dustin won

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>twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1117302645012750336

Conor saying Dustin has to fight Nate next while he fights Khabib

kek

max doesnt have the frame for LW, just like conor. they both need to stay at 145

B A S E D

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LIGHTWEIGHT DIVISION IS STACKED AS FUCK.
MAX BABIES THOUGHT HE COULD MINGLE WITH THE BIG BOYS WITH HIS PILLOWFISTS.

>Too big for 145
>Too small for 155
He's done for

90% of Holloways strikes were blocked

Was great watching the fight and they're both just overall really great dudes but the interim belt is basically an execution ticket to get walloped and raped by Nurmy for 25 minutes.

Dustin really improved and the potshots he threw from guard was pretty cool to watch. He's a lot more composed now.

Max did a good job but he definitely needs to bulk up as he'd get pieced up by most of the dudes at 155 right now, he's not gonna last long there absorbing and trading bombs for pinches.

Let me fix that for you, since you included some FW bouts and the order's wrong:

Poirier has
>Alvarez
>Pettis
>Gaethje
>Alvarez (again)
>Holloway

Khabib has
>dos Anjos
>Barboza
>Iaquinta
>McGregor

McGregor has
>Alvarez

Ferguson has
>Thomson
>Barboza
>dos Anjos
>Lee
>Pettis

All but McGregor have very strong resumes at 155. None of Khabib's fights were close, Poirier's were a bit closer but mostly dominant. Ferguson had a close fight with RDA and almost got finished by Lee & Pettis, but still finished all but RDA. Hard to say really who's got the best resume, I'd argue Poirier then Khabib.

kelvin definitely could've won that if he didnt exhaust himself by throwing with max power from 20 feet away and missing every time instead of using his footwork

Good. Now max stays at 45 and fights Zabit

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Sup, /heem/, you guys like the fight?

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lmao

based, heem literally always wrong confirmed

>Khalil Rountree

I would heem Memey Walker bad in a rematch

I literally said Dustin and Israel by decision, I'm the best on heem.

fuck this guy

seething like a retard doesn't make your boy not get his ass beat

why don't this faggot die of overdose already?

Wasn't able to take him doun or do any ground and pound

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Sorry Dunstin khabum already has a booked

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Anyone who rated Max p4p doesn't understand p4p. Max was just a cutbabby. Michael Johnson knocked out Tony before too.

fucking hope so, that shit was better than the main event by a mile

exactly

>outlanded
I bet you're an unironic Stephen Thompson fan. Max got beat on for 5 rounds and there was nothing he could do about it. It's like he was Ortega.

did conor give his twitter to a ufc intern?

pretty based tbqh

This nigga should just get a job as a writer for bloodyelbow already

kek

as it should be tbfh

Why doesn't Joe like Porier?

I thought this was a fake HEEM troll tweet,

Khabib is the fucking worst jesus someone save us.

Actually Khabib has the best resume

Kelvin "Soukhamfat" Gastelum

based khabib

yikes,what a retard

Stipe lost because of eyepokes.
Romero can't make 185, he's not the 185 champ. Whittaker is the real champ of that division.
170 champ is Colby.

Stay mad

>It is Nate next for you

This fucking guy

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>the comment section
literally why do i do this
every time

based

Whats the meaning of this

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Yea I enjoyed watching your nigger skull get battered for 5 rounds. Fucking ape..

what happened during the Khalil fight bros? I fell asleep during it

BASED KHABIB CALLING IT LIKE IT IS
POORIER WALL AND STALLED IN DESPERATION

>I got a draw
m8.....that hat is preventing blood flow to the brain.

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>a draw

don't they teach maths in his backwards goat country?

What is this man smoking?

>Nate next for you
Is Conor implying he should get a Khabib rematch here.

Nate hasn't done shit

He's white

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Wow the lanky negro wins a close decision what a surprise. Hope someone makes Adesanya eat the floor soon enough

nah, Walker is unstoppable. Jones will move up to HW in an attempt to duck him in 2020. cap this.

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Can some Irish looney just stab this overcompensating attention whore already?

this, if any heemers are in the air force i honestly think it would be worth doing life in jail to go rogue and drone strike his family home

>Wasn't able to take him doun
But he did, plus Khabib is a better grappler. Dustin barely wrestles.

he raped anders leg and heemed him 3 times in 1 round

>It is Nate next for you like previously scheduled
Oh, I see. He wants Poirier to fight Nate, and then he wants to take the belt from one of the few guys in the top 20 he could conceivably beat

Lmao Conor is hilarious

poorier lost to prime KZ

90 percent white by the end of the year

It's pretty typical for managers to do this shit in sports leagues across the board

Dry your tears lad

>i thought the fight was a draw
kek

Any lipreaders in?

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idk how you can be asspained after the final round

BASED I TOLD YOU NIGGERS

WALL AND STALL MEANS NOTHING

off his back? no

lmao Nate? This guys' takes are fucking ridiculous. The only thing Nate is relevant for is making him tap. Like 'Joe Duffy' did.

Dustin vs Khalabib
Tony vs Connor
Gay J vs winner of Cowboy/ Al

MAKE IT HAPPEN DANA

Eryk Anders not being able to pull the trigger yet again.

4 times

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The only white champ that was left just got suspended for 2 years for being a drug cheat

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kinda agree with the mountain nigger
rounds 1 and 2 were dustins
3 and 4 were max's
5 is an actual toss up but i suppose the knockdowns are undeniable
so actually fuck the mountain negro

a lanky negro ate your mom

They only read the Koran where sperm comes out of a man's spine and the sun sets in mud

Who is left for Max at FW?

He officially starts his shitposting campaign to get the habib fight

Name a more exciting card.

because the retard mexishit could have won if he wasn't a retard

did you even watch the fight?

dustin was blocking every shot and max had no power.

stay in the junior leagues son, lightweight is a different level.

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Are you demented?

>sorry about the stage IV CTE bro
>it is what it is

Khalil apparently learned how to fight, I couldn't believe it. Damn near kicked his leg off and looked fucking great

>im a gay boi lets be gays together and poo poo eat gay stuff hug me fellow fag boi yummy yummy

Lessons from tonight?

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Yeah
Dustin:"did you catch this weeks below the belt?"
Max: "on showtime?"
Dustin:"for sure"
Max: "no but i saw some posts about it on heem"
Dustin:"alright man well ill give you permission to jerk off to my wifes tits when the aussie posts a webm of her on heem later tonight"

because his striking is actually shit. he just throws punches in a straight line without mixing anything up

Zabit and Volkanovski

The fanboys are embarrassing. Even praising him for being able to walk, in a fight. Literally took two steps forward, get praised.

I am sleep deprived

yes, thank you occupied palestine for the fun almost-heem

Is Michael Johnson the true Interim champ?

that's mma math

it doesn't work

you could literally hear what they were saying poody noodle

Just be happy ufc has a campion who is a striker and not a wrestler

>I-Israel is pillowfisted!!!
>Nearly knocks Fatboy's head off his shoulders at least 10 times

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>See it's called Sneed's Feed and Seed, but when it belonged to Chuck they called it

Zabit, Volkanovski, Sterling

Hi IQ unironically, it's either a draw or a Holloway win 3-2.

Who's "Nate"?

Joe likes foreigners and black guys. He was still saying Romero beat Whittaker in the second fight tonight. I don't understand why people consider Joe an expert.

they were scheduled to fight and poorier pulled out. poorier must defend his fake belt against the guy he ducked or be forever regarded as a shameful coward.

>one card ends and i want the next one to start immediately
the wait sucks bros

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Belal Muhammad beats Israel Adesanya

Wake up Memesanya, it's all over

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>Burger posting back on the menu

I was worried that Dustin gassed himself out going for the finish but the cardio held up and he outboxed, outcountered, and even out-pressured Max in nearly all the rounds.

That was by far the best performance he's ever put out, Gaethje was piecing him up though.

a close fight with RDA? LOL. that was the most dominant victory of anyone ever in the lightweight division. that was peak tony.

and he wasnt anywhere close being finished by lee and pettis. you're a fucking idiot

despite all the dumb shit UFC has been doing, they can still put on some great title fights

Hey, one of those generic YouTube mongoloids who spam "HUR HUR TAPPER MCRAPIST" made their way onto Yea Forums. Neat!

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Aw shucks sorry I'm hating on your people, boy

Jesus dude relax already, we get you're not happy with the outcome.

I literally got every single pick of the main card wrong, feels bad man.

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heem is filled with retards

The champchamp's sloppy second fight to decide the new champion, shows how good Conor McGregor is.

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F-f-or sure Gastelum is a BEAST my dude he beat BISPING!

so how happy is dana?

wrong weight class squirt

it does in this case.

conor was #1 p4p, double champ.

max was #4 p4p, failed interim.

conor will always be more elite than max, sorry. a win over conor is automatically a win over both dustin and max.

Shit dudes. Heard he moved to Thailand for a while. He looked so good, and those kicks were miserably brutal. Crisp striking.

except he didnt? lol. he won a decision because tony was injured in the fight.

His feet were too slow

gastelum almost did win, if he didn't have retard level IQ he would've finished in the 4th after the head kick instead of attempting a double leg

I won't relax because Dana will read my posts on /heem/ and revert the robbery

He can rape your ghetto mother for all I care, he's just not an elite fighter atm

h-hot

Also that first punch is like a retrace of Khabib vs Conor knockdown.
Someone with rudimentary editing skills put them side by side as webms.

>fails to finish a winded fatass who he has a massive range advantage over
For sure Our Greatest Ally is a munster striker my man. Whittaker is getting cracked.

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>close fight with RDA
he had him shook my fren

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I can't fucking believe it lads.... one the one hand I called Dustin for winning..... but on the other hand I've been utterly embarrassed. I've been calling Adesanya a meme for weeks now. I'm sorry Israel

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Who has Israel b-beat? A 73 year old S-Silva?

CTE City.

delete this embarrassing post

Muhammad vs. Israel is a needle mover for sure

Max is definitely not a chinlet

So many top fighters are just not drawls now.

They both want to fight jones, both will end up in lhw

i miss this conor

It's different because Khabib was feinting a takedown whereas Dustin is more just sitting on his punch

Connor is finished and it was Mayweather who took his sould by giving him a 50million fight.

israel is pretty good

nate diaz, world renowned pot enthusiast

You were saying this before the fight and he just proved you wrong. After he HEEMS Whittaker, what will your excuse be?

Walking forward with hands down isnt a good strategy if you are pillow fisted.

Max needs time to properly bulk like Porier did. He took the fight way too quickly but can't blame him for jumping on champ champ opportunity.

My bad he still knocked him down though. Michael Johnson isn't a complete bum he's just horribly inconsistent.

max is immortal but his brain cells probably aren't

I'd rather live in the projects than fucking Netherlands.

Just how good is Justin Gaethje?

Mcgregor fans are dick riding faggots

izzy aint going to 205 he came in at 183 for this fight lol he'd never make it

Conor was never good

Conor needs to make some serious improvements before he thinks about fighting Khabib again.

Aldo wins the rematch against both Conor and Max

The guy lost to Eddie who lost to some unknown One Fc bum.

lads I'll be honest I'm just mad because my stream shit out during the 1st and I was watching in like 240p quality with buffering and could barely tell what was going on
It was official BT and was fine all night except the main event that I was so looking forward to

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Jose lost his belt on purpose. If you beat your enemies, they win.

Settle down Ahmed, I'm making fun of the retards on here that were saying that. I literally bet on Adesanya by UD.

>but Whittaker will beat him

Me too. Remember when he beat Aldo and said he will be a more active champion, defend soon, and fight all the time? And when he told Aldo not to worry about the fluke KO, that he will give him a rematch immediately? I remember.

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Frankie Edgar
Renato Moicano
Zabit Hurmfllurmagosharipovimedov

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He just peaked, strikers in the UFC have a short shelf life, it’s shocking he lasted this long

Conor wins the rematch.

Max is bad when he isn’t beating midgets

they hug like 8 times in this

Popular =/= bad

youtu.be/ki5iBrnUH9g

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Why do you act like you can't find more streams on r/mmastreams?

A whole bunch of young lions who just saw how to beat him

yeah, after he eyepoked rda

Same here. When adensanya didn't do weeb stuff before the fight started I realized he may actually win.

shaw was there you knew the fights were gonna be good

He keeps saying that everytime. He's an absolute meth head asshole. Even ruined Whittakers great performance but saying he should've lost that one.

Joe's a dumbass and he presses his opinions too much. This is why I like it when Cruz is on the commentary booth, he's also a know it all asshole but at least he just sticks with MMA and he checks the bald roidhead. Joe's too much of a cuck to argue with Cruz.

big ass and tittays on his woman, but platinum's girls are bigger

I'm hard pressed of think of the last time someone else that did such a 180 after a single fight. Can't wait to see him back, looked like a totally different fighter

>DJ with more defenses than SIlva STILL put in second place
Kek, manlets never get respect

Ngannou heems Poirier at openweight.

>Zabit Hurmfllurmagosharipovimedov
Why do people have so many issues with his name? Its Mohamed-Sharipov, two common surnames, but glued together and with a local dialect pronunciation.
Magomed-Sharipov. Zabit Magomedsharipov.

I think all the russian muslims just add Mohamed to their surname? Like John Magomesmith.

Conor is a bitch who'd get mauled by Iaquinta.

And Lee.

And Gaethje.

And Barboza.

And Pettis.

And Michael Johnson.

And...

Because it came back but I ended up missing the spice of the 1st

I was really looking forward to this fight

dont go for a takedown when you're winning the stand up

Luke Thomas is live

youtube.com/watch?v=4OeQJM57NIY

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Officially shook

>fouls affect a fight
fuck off pussy

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He and Whittaker said they want to fight him

Max was never my boy but if he bulks properly and starts winning fight at lw he could be my boy again

and every here

>A whole bunch of young lions who just saw how to beat him
What's the gameplan, be a gigantic lightweight?

Dana goofing on the doubters

DANA LIVE ON POST FIGHT PRESS CONFERENCE

Luke "oxygen tents are the same thing as EPO" Thomas.

He is the first guy I've seen with a surname like that

ducking dustin

Literally just pressure him and fucking block his pillowshots

The gameplan is to be patient and counter his pressuring nonsense cause he literally has no striking defense. His defense is to block punches with his chin and even against an awful striker like Ortega he was still getting touched up.

You mind making a webm of Poirier's wife

I bet the guy who told me I was an idiot for thinking Dustin would beat Tony feels pretty stupid right now. He would batter him.

Porier just took Max spot of UFC hall of famer.
He now will be remembered as a midget bully who cant cut it out with the big boys.
145 is the bum division.

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you can just how dumb joe is when you pair him up against guys like cruz. joe's been covering the sport for decades and he still sounds like an idiot with superficial knowledge about mma every time there's talk of something more in depth.

We need a new thread, bois.

>MMA math

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All the MMA dagestanis have names that are some muslim word + regular name.
Khabib Nurmagomedov - Khabib Nurma-Gomedov. Nurma just means muslim.

...

For me it's Magomed Magomedmagomedov

Based Dana sending Hollocan back to the midget leagues.

youtube.com/watch?v=vtbPj8wFJEM

What an amazing image, where'd you get it from?

He made several.

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Mcgregor's only win at LW is against some guy who isn't even in the organization anymore who just lost last week to some anonymous can.

Let that sink in. And then remember that's the fight that won him the 2nd belt.

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Tony would have knocked out Max

New new new

sad to see holloway finally get ortega'd, but glad it wasnt by some guitar stealing hood rat

Barboza has good kicks but terrible boxing

Johnson is 60/40 but could could pull it off if he uses his speed and pressure. Inconsistent though.

Would be hilarious to see Iaquinta whoop McGregor just to hear what the realest estate agent would say post-fight.

sherdog.com/fighter/Magomed-Magomedov-79175
Made me look, you wacky wacko.

it's just anglos and their retarded grammar that puts them in a disadvantage. they have a hard time with pronouncing their own names let alone foreign ones.

pretty based of aldo

Poirier is 10-1 at LW, Conor is 1-1, and Conor thinks he deserves the shot over Poirier. Pure delusion.

So it's pretty much guaranteed Dana is never gonna make Israel fight Yoel right?

Brah, Jones would absolutely demolish him. It wouldn't even be funny. If Gastelum wasn't such a peanut brain, he would have ended the fight, as well.

Yeah, but the difference is the magomed part in his name comes first. 2bh I only realized It's true when you single out it. I used to it too much

What's with this sneaking, does that really work?

Kek'd

GSP's second belt puts him #1

Oh shit, I didn't notice

he does have the frame, he just needs to fill up. He looked skinny, just as skinny as at FW.

>Literally just pressure him and fucking block his pillowshots

This isn't FW Dustin Porier, this is Cutting Down to LW bulked up Porier.

Ortega and Aldo pressured but got overwhelemed. Hell Aldo was landing bangers on Max but still lost to Max's chin.

gameplan is basically be bigger and stronger than Max and even then Porier still got nearly overwhelmed near the end.

Max: Will India be a super power in 2020?
Dustin: For sure brother. For sure.

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Obviously

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I believe he lost 2 rounds, it's been a while since I watched it. He obviously won, but didn't steamroll RDA

with regards to finishes, but getting pounded in the head from mount (Lee) and getting dropped twice in the span of 10 seconds (Pettis) is close to being finished. Sure, Tony is a freak of nature in terms of recovery, but that doesn't change the fact that those were near finishes. Watch your mouth

he completely steamrolled RDA. it was his most dominant decision victory lol. what the fuck are you talking about.

no his shoulders are narrow, his chest isn't deep, and his arms are proportionally quite short. his long torso (generally not an athletic feature) makes him taller than average at FW and that's it.

No actually he's right, it was 48-47 and Tony even got in an eye-poke that changed the course of the fight. It's a shame RDA can't make LW anymore and has to resort to being blanketed at 170.

stop shilling for cheaters Boris

Conor is never fighting again is he

wow, getting pounded in the head for a few seconds without looking like you're hurt is a near-finish my dude, for sure.

being only slightly hurt against pettis and even taking shots while you're doing your retard rolls and still not getting progressively more hurt, just recovering pretty much instantly only to get back and beat the shit out of pettis is a near-finish bro

i thought it was a draw, don't see how Romero won desu.

10-9 Whittaker
10-9 Whittaker
10-9 Romero
10-9 Whittaker
10-8 Romero

47-47. Can't give Romero the 4th round after winning last 20 seconds, and can't give the 3rd round a 10-8 after Romero ate some big elbows (and possibly a head kick?)

no he's not right. you need to rewatch that fight again. it's best tony's ever looked in there. literally gliding through victory.

>i thought it was a draw, don't see how Romero won desu.
I thought Romero absolutely demolished him. I don't remember which rounds he won, but I think it was quite clear that the fight was given to Whittaker because Romero missed weight.

like I said, Tony's great recovery doesn't change the fact that he was badly hurt and dropped twice. Pettis jumped into his guard, and Tony recovered.

I'm not trying to hate on Tony btw, I'm a big fan of his fighting style. Just needs to lower that chin so he doesn't get clipped every fight, would have an easier time

mmadecisions.com/decision/7431/Tony-Ferguson-vs-Rafael-dos-Anjos

I was right, 48-47 Tony. RDA won 2 rounds according to judges, plurality of fans, and majority of media. You're objectively incorrect.

just watch the fight idiot..

except he wasnt BADLY HURT. that wasnt a case of being BADLY hurt.

Max could fill out if he started eating more and lifting. He looks malnourished. He should be at 155 once he gains some muscle. Similar to how Poirier gained weight after moving up

What are they putting in the chicken in Louisiana to make them tittays grow so big?

that would compromise his cardio and he wouldnt able to be a pressure fighter anymore, but would actually have to learn how to kickbox or even some other fighting disciplines

vs Conor? Maybe. vs Max? No. Unless Poirier has deleted Max's chin. Aldo vs Holloway at 155 would be better for Aldo.

the greatest whitest hope the 155 has seen in quite some time

EPO

tbf Anderson should be at 11, one of his opponents missed weight. Never understood why if the champ makes weight but opponent doesn't, it doesn't count as a defence. Yet you can win an interim/vacant belt against an opponent who misses weight.

volkanovski maybe

frame = skeleton. and now you're saying he just needs more muscle? so you're conceding the frame point?

i have watched the fight you moron hrvatsk. Most people agreed with me. Just because RDA didn't hurt Tony doesn't mean he didn't do damage

he won via pride scoring. not ufc scoring tho

sure, he doesn't have a huge frame. Big enough for 155 tho if he bulked

You're horrifically wrong on this but if that's the hill you want to die on.

Holloway, pillow fists, not adapted to lightweight, too small. no power.

>who everyone was calling the goat and p2p #1 in the world

Never seen anyone ever say that in my whole life time.