/hoc/

*blocks your path*

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>Finland has made history. On Saturday, the Finns beat Canada for the first time ever in an IIHF playoff game. Susanna Tapani got the second-period winner in front of 4,311 fans as the ecstatic host nation scored a 4-2 upset victory and a berth in the 2019 Women's Worlds gold medal game.

>Finland will face the U.S.-Russia winner in the gold medal game. It is the first time in IIHF history that the Finnish women will play for gold. It is also the first time that Canada, whose gold medal drought dating back to 2012 continues, will compete for the bronze medal. There will be no all-North American final for the first time ever, dating back to the 1990 tournament. This is the 19th Women's Worlds.

>"This was one of our dreams, but the big dream's tomorrow," said goalie Noora Raty, an Espoo native, who starred with 43 saves.

>The semi-final was a physical, intense game – the single most exciting encounter of these Women’s Worlds so far. The Finnish power play, magnificently quarterbacked by captain Jenni Hiirikoski, clicked twice, and the penalty kill blanked Canada.

Teds will win 4-2 tomorrow

which team currently down in their series is most likely to stage a comeback and win the cup

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Imagine caring about womens hockey.

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>floms

oh no!

I'm not a cuck so its quite difficult to imagine

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Lot of shorties this round.

oh no the shut out streak ended at just over 4 periods :(

I highly doubt people in Montana are Jets fans. Also what the fuck is up with the Oilers in Northern Alaska?

College needs more hype. This frozen four was exciting (outside of knowing dogs by a million)

bolts

it's bad timing + espn + no advertising
bucci and melrose are absolute trash
it crosses with the start of nhl ploffs
and everyone is too busy caring about niggerbounceball

why do people care more about apehoop playoffs? they suck ass

"urban" neighborhoods

nazim "stinky dirty smelly pooskin" kadri btfo

Kadri deserves 5 games. That was a retarded play.

>Chigaco is white
Pretty funny.

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le epic racial slurs

twitter.com/TLNdc/status/1117274898525638656?s=20
Sean Avery taking a steaming pile of diarrhea shit all over the stinky city of POSton.

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Remember Waynes World when they showed Chicago and there was a majority of white people and it wasn't ChIraq? Seems like an eternity ago now

Sean Avery is a closet faggot

wait
wait
have we ever considered that sean avery is our Sean?

4-2 sweep

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that was shot in the burbs outside so it makes sense there were a lot of white folks

>avs think they have this game won
lelmao

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chief it isnt happening. Isles sweep

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T N T
N
T

bro

Doesn't closet mean it's supposed to be a secret?

fuck wrong pic

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Big if true.

le afraid of words on Yea Forums man

when was the last time Sean even posted here?

last week

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epic
simply epic

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Will a canadian team make it to the stan lee this year?

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no. we will still the proud title of getting that close to the cup in a decade and dont you forget it!

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have you tried reddit?

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youtube.com/watch?v=fUpX5NAiqNQ

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ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Trust me I won't

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>1-1
looks boring. should i watch the 3rd?

im just happy our youngins are finally blooming and fun to watch.. makes the future seem somewhat ok.

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yes because there will be OT kino probably

Maybe, maybe not, but either way I'd be shocked if Avery had never posted here. He probably does a cheeky >rags now and again

>Tampon Gay

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If there's a goal that everyone remembers,
It was back in ol' 72
We all squeezed the stick and we all pulled the trigger
And all I remember is sitting beside you
You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey
And I never saw someone say that before
You held my hand and we walked home the long way
You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr

>3rd period of nothing

he hangs out on /fa/ critiquing handbags

i wonder how loud PPG arena will be. Surely a fanbase of five stanley cups should be loud and proud at their home games in the playoffs

underrated post

The skeleton has been fun to watch

This semen slurping sport isn't for me.

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>unironically rooting for bomberman

takbir

Allahu akbar

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For me, it's the Sharks of San Jose

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kek searching kadri + terrorist on twitter is some fun stuff

Caps gonna win it again bois

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Pls no repeats are always boring

m-mommy

last digit of this post determines how many games Kadri's suspended for

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that must have been burkaovskys best day ever

you're going to love next years lockout then

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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So he won't be playing at all for the rest of this season

Felt cute. Might read some numbers off a whiteboard later idk

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so this is the power of callgary?

For me its korobeiniki

yes. relying on Smith to carry them past the fucking Avs

>flims fans acting like they were gonna win the cup lmao
they're gonna get shit on so bad next round

t.vegass

OH NONONONONONONONO

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giddy up, it's our cup

When Mike "Perennial Backup" Smith is your only answer to the 1 line wonder Colorado Avalanche, you're going to get fucked up real badly, real soon

stop calling kadri a terrorist u bigots

either team will sweep them in 5

Cowboy larping coming on strong

THIS, HE'S A FREEDOM FIGHTER

I doubt that because colorado is actually trying in this series.

the people calling kadri a terrorist ARE the ones you should be calling out. idk why but some of yall love to target people that have literally said nothing about his race? then completely ignore people who make it obvious they’re racist as fuck. idk, im just tired

Kadri is probably getting suspended for that last hit but reminder:

Reasons to call someone a terrorist:
They've committed a terrorist act.

Reasons not to call someone a terrorist:
Nationality
Race
Religion
They're a hockey player you don't like

#Leafs #LeafsForever

is pizza73 a calgary thing?
do they call it cp73

I got horses in the back

ill always appreciate nucks fans laughing at laffers

super irritating how some of yall keep complaining abt how the nhl sucks but dont put that energy into, lets say, supporting womens hockey and pro lgbtq+ sports organizations

The entire country outside Southern Ontario is rooting for Boston, at least for this series. Even Montreal, strange as that may sound.

agreed

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kek

KEK

KEK

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damn. this gender-nonspecific individual's going all in with his shitposting. Rock on, fellow human, rock on

I don't like Kadri because he is a muslim

it's just called Pizza 73 but it's terrible pizza.

upvoted!

B I N G B I N G
T
F
O

SEAAAAAAAANNNNN

MONAHAAAAAAAAN

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link that shit? Been a while since I visited the salt mines of Twitter

just search kadri terrorist on twatter

>kpop avi censoring "sex"

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terrorism - noun: systematic use of violence and intimidation to achieve some goal

Nazem Kadri has been suspended multiple times for illegally attacking other ice hockey players. Nazem Kadri is a terrorist by definition.

It takes 3 fucking Flames to get the puck to the net! This team is fucking trash

>Sean Monahan has 20 year basic white girl tattoos

why am I not surprised?

pretty sure monahan sniffs cocaine off johnnys butthole

is it just me or is the flames crowd the least enthusiastic - least chants team in the nhl

chants are reddit

They're tired and sore from the furious copulation they had with the majestic stallions down at the community riding ring.

ok maybe "nhl" is a bit of a stretch because florida exists but in the playoffs for sure

flames causing all sorts of seethe

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flames crowd is a reverse of the islanders, but they wear their red gear loud and proud. Give me that final because I would love to hear both crowds going at it

Pretty sure they only get seethe from kn*ghtoid faggots

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one bing per loss desu

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>flames causing all sorts of seethe
?

OHNONONONONOO

uhm, sweatie?

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yeehaws OUT

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OT or nah? I'm feeling a last second winner for the Avs

i'm just saying mcdonalds color scheme isn't exactly a good look

Those captchas are tough huh

>flams

>bing bing

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are the isles for real

no the pongs are shit

I can't begin to understand that picture...

Whats so hard to understand?

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can't believe you'd shame an inventor who simplified processes for people who want to live a healthy, onions-based life

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>On October 12, 2016, the company announced it would halt sales of the Onions Bar due to reports of gastrointestinal illness, including nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea.[61] The company asked customers to discard any unconsumed bars and said it would offer full refunds.[62] On October 21, 2016, the company triggered a product recall, and the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) announced it had commenced a food safety investigation.[63]
nice

>being so weak you can't open a plastic bottle and blaming it on the fucking shape

We need to put boys on testosterone from a young age

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those uniforms are aesthetic

Thats toxic masculinity if I've ever seen it. They get all the proteins and phytoestrogens they need in their delicious Onions drinks

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yo what? they're fucking crisp and have been for decades. learn you some /fa/shion

Congratulations to Toronto for being the only team to suck hard enough today to not even make it to overtime.

>OT playoff game
>/hoc/ is dead
and we are supposed to run Yea Forums? rofl

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theres a gamethread

which is also dead

someone left a onions on the free counter at work so i gave it a try
it tastes like those starbucks frappes you find in the grocery store, not sure what all the soibois are hyped about, it's nothing special.

whiny faggot

this. came to /hoc/ because that thread was empty halfway through the 2nd

not /hoc/s fault nobody cares about avs or flums

Who ya got for OT hero /hoc/? I'm picking Johnny Hockey

your dead m8

reminder that the Ducks user is a fat loser whose career is a ponzi scheme and my Flamies will dab on his grave once he commits suicide

ian cole cap this

mackinnon is probably the best stick handler ever

Hughes or Kakko

How is being an electrician a ponzi scheme?

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his shootout dangles are absurd

this is now the longest OT game in 2019

idk about that but he generates impressive power when he's skating

knight

both pimply faced twinks tbqh

lafreniere will be better than both

anyone else get scared whenever Smith comes out to play the puck?

Hughes. Only contrarian faggots who want to pretend they're smarter than everyone else disagree.

>being invested in this game

unironically this. imagine drafting a soft yuro over a hard working north american.

>contrarian faggots
Also Finns

at least colorado will get a point out of this

im a flames fan but even i gotta say this shit is rigged

>tfw wasn't able to laugh at toronna with /hoc/ because I was at dinner

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alright there Don. that's enough computer time for you tonight

the bingbings know this doesnt go to a garyout right?

Vast majority of posts have either zero replies or a single reply. What’s the point of even posting if you faggots don’t converse with each other lmao

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no worries friend gonna have three more chances

>5'10" 168 lbs
He's a fucking midget

>LAMES

we do converse we just don't give out (Yous) for nothing you faggot

holy shit mackinnon what a shot

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

his shot is pretty good too apparently

Fucking right buds

>canada

lmao cowboys are fucking gay

bing bing wahoo my wife's son is so excited

we did it bros.
we fought off the leaf scum for at least one day. regather here tomorrow.

Cringe

>laffs
>craptors
>flams
>a fucking playoff leaf

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This but unironically. Loser still gets point in OT and first team to 7 points advances

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good. fear me.

we have a real chance of winning both the stanley cup and the nba championship. stay scared mate

bing bing

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>my wifes son wont stop running around screaming. he is so happy that our bing bings won tonight!

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chad atlantic canadian scoring the gwg

Game 3:
COL 2-1
VGK 2-1
DAL 2-1
STL 3-0
CBJ 2-1
BOS 2-1
WSH 2-1
NYI 3-0

Fuck Albortions
Fuck the laffs
and FUCK NIGGERS!

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>17 year old boy is not very big
Wow. Absolute bust confirmed. Just like Kane, Gaudreau, Kucherov, Crosby, Point, Marchand, St. Louis, Domi, Marner, Debrincat, etc.

>first game is at 9am
holyshit tomorrow is fucking based, best sunday ever

>instant memegary seethe

Lel

>Dub City still existing
>the absolute delusion of Nuggets fans
Legal weed folks

Wow absolutely BASED Bing Bings dabbing on the Shitgary Flaming Homosexual Cowboy Larpers

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>church is at 9am
holyshit tomorrow is fucking based, best sunday ever

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Whats the best playoff hoc snack?

what the fuck. WHY

alcohol
pistachios
caramel popcorn

realistically why doesn't flimflams just have tkachuk baseball swing mackinnon and landy in the face?
Based on kadri and kuch he gets 1 game or 0 and they are out the whole series?

based

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time for f1

yeah, i'm thinking this is based

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>caramel popcorn
Eww. Agree with the other two tho

seconding popcorn

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...

not too worried yet

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was it based or cringe?

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at what point does the NHL just ban this prick indefinitely? Like they did with bertuzzi

get rid of the fucking instigator already. chara should have dropped him anyway.

>Brokeback Mountain Flames

and ruutu
and mcsorley
players like that never learn

>pushing the guy who just hurt your teammate onto said teammate

for what purpose

Nazm Jihadri is a muslim, and therefore him violently chimping out is predictable and cringe. Bruins should use lard-based products in their interactions with him.

>eyesight is that poor
he was pulling him away, the paki purposely fell on top of him

how the hell did the phlegms blow that?

controversial but true answer: the nhl has more parity than most people think

They've shown weakness many times in the season. I don't think the bing-bings win this, but if they do, the salt will be at least some consolation.

>Chara gently grabbing his head
Why didn't he just heem him like Chara of old?

>suspended for headshots 4 times in the last 6 years
never
if they wanted him out he'd be gone after this, he has no intention of cleaning up his act

All dressed ruffles chips and turtles

because he's a wily veteran who knows kadri will be suspended and doesn't need to risk taking penalties when they're up

He wanted the power play; I would have supported a thorough HEEM fest like he gave Evander Kane, but it was decent hockey sense to let the zebras deliver the knockout.

>blow that
they're garbage

imagine how much jihadri will get chirped if the series goes long enough for him to return
i can see someone like backes attempting to heem him into the next dimension

He got an in-person hearing so more than likely he won't be back for this series

Fucking racists

ouch, honestly i thought kucherov's hit was just as bad

Wild will win the tournament next year

lot of causal Islamophobia here in /hoc/ tonight desu

The Draft Lottery isn't a tournament though

>for this series
you mean at all?

Kadri did literally nothing wrong and was just standing up for his team
Pooins made at least 3 much dirtier plays throughout the game

Imagine thinking mudslimes are human.
Hockey.

>t. Surjesh from Brampton

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>According to the NHL/NHLPA collective bargaining agreement, a player has the right to an in-person hearing if facing a disciplinary suspension of six or more games.
the absolute state of manjeet from mississauga

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being baited this easily

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>standing up for a clean hit which the recipient of said clean hit was totally fine

hulk hogan definitely didn't die so some paki could go around chimping out on white people
and you can believe that, brother HH

Mad at the Avs?

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haha you got me

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Who are /ourguys/ for the playoffs nuckslads?

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you can only post itt if your team is 2-0

>blacks
>chinks
>mudlsimes
>mexicans
gee thanks gary

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Is this basedshit this tasty, so people chug it in liters every day?

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finna get sent to Guantanamo

Obsessed and seething

no one

Huomenta

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For me it's San Jose Shorks legend Mike Vernon

1. Whoever is playing against the Laffs
2. Whoever is playing against the Flims
3. Idk maybe the Isles or Canes just to watch people seethe

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Kucherov doesn't have 4 of these in the past 6 years as a history, fren. Kadri is a bona-fide repeat offender for targeted headshots.

Honestly, I don't think you have to worry for too long. You have a good young core going forward, and you walk with the blessing of Herr Hockenboomer. Yourguys(tm) this year are still your canucks. They're just in training mode. Ourguysing is for teams with no hope at all. Good luck 'nuck.

thanks mate

have a skelly

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tostitos crispy rounds and pic related

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based (team)bro amerilad. thhx fampai

>sean avery complaining about the hit on marleau
pottery?

>kadri
>anything but cringe

>and then claiming bustthews should drop the gloves with debrusk.
well now i'm conflicted.

I really hope skellington (or hughes) doesn't get injured. They seem like a nice enough kids, but we all know they need a little more meat on the bones to stay viable in the big time, ESPECIALLY Petterson. I'm not even a fan of canadian teams in general, but it would be an undeniable shame if he or Hughes were to get a bad injury which gimps their career. Also a shame the Sedins never hoisted the Lee, although plenty of deserving players have gone without over the years.

>Jake "Muslim Genocide" Debrusk

Why Matthews? That seems awfully out of the blue. Tavares maybe, as he's a more veteran presence on the team, but throwing that on Auston? That's too much. I get that tempers will run high after a bloody game like that, but of all the blame-magnets, Matthews is out of place there. If anything, Kadri should have dropped the gloves rather than going for a cheapshot with the sticks if he was so incensed. Also, >Avery complaing about a hit is something else.

rph

Islanders fan here

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i guess his line of reasoning is they are about the same age and mathews should be a leader to the group? idk. i can kinda see where he's coming from but it was a clean hit and marleau was fine. kadri got all the revenge that was needed. would have been kino if mathews dropped the gloves though. also there's no way tavares dropes the gloves. it's not like he cares about the players he plays with.

poocherov isn't a repeat offender

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I guess? I don't see it, though. Age has never really been the primary determinant of who fights whom, has it? From what little I've seen, it's more size/position/team-status that determines who squares up. Also, I think Matthews would have been given a verbal dressing-down the likes of which have not yet graced this earth by Babcock if he had gone to the ring on that one. I put most of the blame on the refs though; both sides can agree that this game went too far, and both teams have seriously dented their chances at a Lee for it. At some point, the stripes have to reign in the lads, and that didn't happen today.

how did all the chads end up on tops and virgins on bottom

has matthews ever fought?? i guess he's pretty big so he probably wouldn't be awful

yeah idk. i was just trying to figure his line of reasoing (which is hard when dealing with cte brains). i just don't get how this is an "unwritten rule" to not hit guys like marleau. by that logic chara, thornton, and whoever else is off the table. which is totally unreasonable to me. pretty bizarre coming from avery. but then again he's a bizarre dude.
no. that's why i don't get it. although a fight from mathews would have been his biggest contribution to the post season so far.

Fair enough; Avery might just be stirring the pot to stir it. Or he could have been given orders from on-high to make as much out of the controversy as possible. Either way, I think the league needs to bring in a different zebra team for the next game. "Let 'em play" is well and good when the teams show some basic respect, but we're well in to danger territory now.

Because it'd be great and unexpected? People like it went stars fight in the playoffs. Like when Vinny went after Iginla in '04.

Just voted for the nazi party

youtu.be/Nuj9OE_ykHY

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He's soft as tissue, passive, and injury prone. If I were a Laffs fan having Glassthews fighting is the last thing I'd want

yeah it's probably just a hot take. wouldn't mind a shake up in the refs for each series myself.

>voting in your "country"
that's cute.

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The chants literally have been in Nashville for as long as hockey has been here. I'm not talking NHL. I'm talking way back when they had a minor league team and different parts of the crowd would try to outdo each other with the trash talk. Just sorta became part of the culture. It naturally progressed into the NHL. Never was a problem until we went on that run in 2017. Ever since then it's been "trashville" and "classless" and "dumb redneck hick"... seriously. It's sports guys!!! Does anyone actually think that Nashville fans really think the opposing goaltender actually sucks?! It's just some fun is all.

marketing 101.

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same except i voted already 3.4.2019 klo: 13:00

yeah i think it's more a "fire up the boys" kind of thing. either way i'm for it.

Go Preds!!!

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finland is diplomatic superpower

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haha you guys are so tough and edgy
lol the beards! and the fights! wow!

mind if i share this on facebook? go bolts!

Bit gay. Apologies if you're reposting and that was your intent.

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>euro fashion
sauli looks like a FAG with those slim fit suit pants. they only fit young virile fit men, not old farts in their 70s. trumpet and putin realize this

haha my friends will love this!
knights fan btw

Uhm Trump is extremely virile loser

was this the fb profile picture of some 50 year old boomer?

sauli impregnated a woman in his 70s. has trump done this?

Trump has many, many illegitimate children, he sires them all the time.

Trust me

how is this even a question?

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can't fucking wait to come back 24 hours from now to laugh my ass off at you shork nigger faggots hahahahahahahahahahahahah

i just know. trust me.

hope you didn't buy tickets to either game. you won't see them win a home game until next season

silly me. of course you can't afford playoff tickets.

>/hoc/ after dark

CONFESS.

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t.

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Wish I was as optimistic as you user

literally imagine playing martin jones against a team you've already pulled him out 5 (five) times in the last two years

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imagine losing playoff games to martin fucking jones. literally can't.

imagine being the first team to get btfo in the playoffs by an expansion team two years in a row, and trying to cope on the internet about it

you won't even post here after this series.

can't wait to see all of your beards sharkies fans, go burnzie and jumbo!

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The lessons are going great, user, thanks for asking!

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i'm enjoying my time in the ted collective

GOT EM
XD

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Do you think being in Pittsburgh will help the Penguins?

you know i had i to do it to em

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rph

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>L4FFS N4TION

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Wow this made my day, go knights go!

reminder debrusk is based

seething reddit hq employee

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Congratulations to former Shark and Long Beach native Matt Nieto for scoring the first goal for the Avs tonight.

what the fuck GARY

for me, it’s watching leafcucks seethe in the replies to all the bruins account’s tweets

dafuq

>wait for official laffs account to tweet
>tweet one of the following:

>Buston Glassthews
>Bruins sweep Leafs 4-1
>1967

>laugh at the seethe in your menchies

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>that Andersen fuck up
>laffs

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And I thought the Vegas strip couldn't get any trashier...

>implying that the shark isn't shopped
>implying you could literally ever afford going to the strip
absolute fucking retard lmao

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>afford going to the strip
the strip is literally populated by homeless sewer people

you literally worked yourself into a seething shoot over a photoshopped image
hope you kms yourself after the inevitable jones collapse tomorrow.

>willingly going to Vegass
absolute dumb fuck lmao

wew, this rerun again?
they cut the jet in half, and are tied in their series winninigger who's getting absolutely blown the fuck out by the blose

Oh I’m not the >shorks poster. But I’ve been to the strip like 20+ times, it’s a grim place

>i-it wasn't me that was seething, b-but muh 20+ times
it's clearly you, or you wouldn't be doing this damage control. doubt you've been there more than twenty times, but if you have, why would you have gone more than literally once if it's so shit? don't @ me again.

Speaking of absolute seetheniggers, Shannon was pretty mad tonight lads.

He was super rustled at youtube comments. I thought he was a grown man?

yeah. he deleted a video and re-did it without his "hot take" one time earlier this season because he got bullied in the comments too.

You'd think he be over that sort of shit at this point, but he's not hesitant to talk about how insecure he is, so whatever.

Romanians have to imagine. Ice still won't be invented there for another 50 years.

>wake up
>Avs win
>flames fans seething on twitter
Guess they didn't sweep us after all lmao

based bing bing nigel

based

L-Lightning sweep in 6

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Goddamn yes they are. The Isles erase Shittsburgh, Columbus literally dissolved Tampa, and Boston out thanks to the Leafs.

Cannot wait, if this comes to pass the Caps are a lock.

You ever go camping with a lot of friends and cram like 8 people with sleeping bags into a 4 person tent, and the person on the end tells "MONSTER TRUCK!" and rolls up and over everyone else?

That's what the Caps will do. Figuratively.

Fuck Ottawa btw

>kids trading sticks for candy day
>election day
>hokkei in six bongs
>got my cup of joe
comfy sunday today lads

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

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Big news for the Avs coming today.

Shit I didn't mean to reply to someone

What's the news pussycat?

Sources say Makar is going to sign for the Avs today and quite possible he will play in the Playoffs on Monday night.

>avs add makar
>knights add gusev
>jackets add gavrikov
based

u wot m8

Stay binged flames

DeBrusk played very physically against the Leafs last night, had a lot of tough hits, argueably some cheapshots too
Doesn't excuse a blatant cross-checking to the head though
Kadri is probably looking at 2-3 games for that, considering the NHLPA has invited him to a personal meeting, which useally means it's more serious than "just" a fine or 1-game matchban

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what sources?

good morning leafs nation, who do we have for today's picks?

for me it's
>pongs
>teds
>blose
>knigs

>kucherov trips guy close to the boards and then slavniggers him into them while he is down
>gets 1 game
>kadri crosschecks guy to the head close to the boards
>likely gets bazillion games

thats how its gonna go right?

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i believe so.
muh repeat offender desu

>leafs nation
>posts under a u.s. flag
traitor

>first game of the day is at 11
>the next game doesn't come on for another 7 hours
GAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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just came home from voting. ama.

Who did you vote for?

Another day, another no show from Matthews L U L

>Imagine drafting the biggest playoff shitter

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i hope you voted correctly

For me, it’s the Columbus Blue Jackets

Did you poop in the voting stall?

Perussuomalaiset, Sakari Puisto - 12

looks like a yes-man cuck. bad choice but at least you chose the right party

>weight
Nicely done, Dirk.

twitter.com/adater/status/1117147300902498304?s=19

thanks, I found some other sources. seems pretty hype

Near... Far... Wherever you are...

streamable.com/1n40u

ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAR

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The Blackhawks will be back.

>he’s a penguins fan

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no I did not vote for the lefties

>he pays to see other man play sports

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Yeah, in another 50 years

Tonight

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Since the election is more or less useless here I regret I did not type >rags and post pic here.
Im sorry I let you down guys.

Hey leafs can we take kadri from you? Taking komarov and Martin back hasn’t hurt us in the slightest

I thought muzzies and pigs didn't mix

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name a more unlikeable duo

Toews and Kane. Fuck them

You can have Matthews, Marner and Nylander too.

Can the Leafs just go 0-80 something next year? I tire of this hope business.

>canes haven't even led during the series yet

What will the performance be after the sweep gets completed?

a famous reenactment of their most famous work: "Seethe on /hoc/"

Tampa is doing that act just fine already.

My wife’s boyfriend loves hockey!

Reminder: Hockey is NOT for negros and mooslims

ah yes a true classic, but I really enjoy the simple three act play of the hurricanes. my favourite act is the one where all canadians morph into the same person and bully them, tales of adversity like that pull on my heart strings.

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my boyfriend's wife is the biggest jets fan :D

Why didn't you vote for the Svenska folkpartiet, anoni?

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in Aland's expert and unbiased opinion, which is stinkier: a finn or a swede?

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anybnody else exciting for the LEC finals today? my wife's daughter n i love watching league together,
GO OG!

I for one do not like Nazem al Islam bin Terroristi Kadri

This is whichever is geographically closest

If the Leafs lose the series does Kadri get traded?

>league
>motogp
>ploffs
gon b gud day

Åland is like maritimes

Advanced stats are for losers. That is all.

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jihadri should get the boot from nhl

lmao wtf

420 no scopes only

Was he trying to sell goalie interference? what a fag

Holtby is always good for some memes even when he has a really good game. There was also one goal against in the final where he basically just gave the knights the puck behind his net.

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leafs fan coming in peace! that was the worst officiated game of ALL TIME and I would not be surprised if gary makes the bruins forfeit and the leafs go up 2-0. kadri has earned at least 20 virgins after that hit, regardless of suspension.

he tried to time his hit to throw marleau into the corner of the glass where the bench ends. the refs werent going to do shit so kadri did.

My wife's son and I will be watching the women's world championship today and we will discuss women's valuable contributions to society and history. What a wonderful teaching moment today will be as I help to mold a more tolerant feminist thoughtful boy

LOVE Women
LOVE Womens hockey
HATE feminists

Det gjorde jag ju.

Sounds wonderful user, give my best wishes to your lovely wife

They are both of the same breed. As long as they arent from Stockholm, Malmö, Turku or Helsinki.

why would he do that?

what time

He made it ironically despite there being absolutely nothing wrong with anything he said. Sad!

Bolts in 6 desu

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Canada Russia bronze medal is in the second period
USA Finland for the gold is at 1 EST

Who is going up 3-0 today?

They don't have candidates in south-eastern Finland

Islanders and Bruins

big brain post

>Islanders vs Pittsburgh in prime time
based
baserat

wasnt it suppose to be tranpa in 5?

Do Ålanders support the Islanders?

>that feel when voted SDP

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teds incels and poos all win today

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>Canada Russia bronze medal

lelanders

I wonder how hard those Canada bitches cried when they lost to Finland

Goalies are a special kind of autistic
>youtu.be/bVUIhfYYxRc
@4 minutes

I voted for this guy

>car driving meat eater

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Hockey is not for gays, women, niggers, muslims or beaners

Because their whole existence is based on driving the interests of swedes and swedish speaking people, so it makes zero sense to vote for them if you are a finn

Also, they want
>more refugees
>to criminalize """hate speech"""

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Based
T. Car driving meat eater

>Because their whole existence is based on driving the interests of swedes and swedish speaking people
i'd vote for them tbqh

It was supposed to be a sweep, but then tampon gay fans said "oh we just gave them a pity win. Tampa in five." Then they lost game two and it was "oh this happened last year and the caps still won and our goaltending is way better than the caps! BLOTS in 6!" Tonight it will be "this is all a ruse. Tampa reverse sweep in seven"

However I do agree with the rest of your post.

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That was probably goal of the playoffs lmao

hope umad island parasite

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youtube.com/watch?v=S6zmRDY-4XQ

He's coming to put the fire out.

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shout laughings :D
t. different

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Teds WILL sweep

>SEETHING

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>all the racist against khadri for defending his teammate
Fuck you actual niggers dudes a bro and based AF. also fuck all you hypocrites because you bitch about NuHL yet that's old school fucking hockey right there. /hoc/ is a bunch of soibois.

>defending his teammate
why didn't he square up?
why the dirty hit?
he's a scared little girl.

im more annoyed of how kadri will likely get a bigger suspension than mr. "slavnigger mode activated" kucherov just because of muhrepeatoffender

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It was the exact same hit that was just given
Agreed as well incidents should be looked at individually every single time but people are retarded.

>old time hackey
>turtles as soon as Chara puts a hand on him

what exactly did he mean by this?

>It was the exact same hit that was just given
>>

>Get jumped from behind
>why didnt he do anything when chara was just holding him down?
If anything chara is the bitch

Have Laff fans always been as unlikable and as much of a disgrace as they are right about now?

>babbys first playoffs

Yes

>t. Soiboi
>love all the fighting and physical hockey
>'ate racists
>'ate the NuHL
>'ate hypocrisy
Simple as

I too miss fencing duels

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>Svenska
The answer is right there

>dudes a bro and based AF
>muh racists

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>RAGS

>no u
>likes the NuHL
Pathetically weak vlad
Based

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imagine growing watching men skating lmao

imagine skating watching growing men lmao

just sittin, waitin for motogp

Leaving for voting place right now lads. Thank you Ville Tavio and let's go Canes.

Doesn't sound like hockey

I tried to campaign for onions being cool for a bit. Literally not giving a fuck about food and only consuming for nutrients. But it had s oy in its name and ramped up right around when the onions meme took off as well and so it was toast.

still havent woken up, lads

Yes. Seething.

You just added your name in the no fly list you terrorist symphatizer

t. NSA via proxy

i'll have the hakki on as well
should probably get a third monitor

Lmao is s oylent censored too? or prob any word with s oy in it gets replaced with onions.

I hope Stephan Toivonen wins Åland

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LOVE Finland

How can one post be so BASED

so what's happening? finlin is electing nazis?

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what's it say? i don't speak kyivrunes

>tfw you can read swedish no problem but choose not to

>pons

twitter.com/stapeathletic/status/1117446689953058816?s=21

>all white
ay carumba

Thinking about a second one myself so I can more effectively shitpost while watching games. Need some speakers and a new chair too though.

Me neither.

It's in swedish (åland) and is mainly about how much they love potato farming and cocks

oh definitely get two, makes a world of difference, 3 is a bit much but if you are using one mainly for streams it's great.

No it looks like SDP is gonna win which is left. Whatever coalition looks to form is TBD.

>Finnish flag
You have no power here mongrel

rekt

It's official. Makar will play Monday against Calgary

Finland pls make thread

>tfw passed swedish at university last year and still can't understand a single sentence of it

Do one for Finnish girls

...

i don't know the fist thing about finnish women.

Non bong edition

They’re both shit

>fisting finnish women
I'm already in