Pal Norte 2019 Edition
>CONCACAF Champions League: Grand Regio Final confirmed
>AscensoMX: 8 teams for Liguilla confirmed, SanLuis still unbeaten
>Ray Sandoval 8 months, Nico Benedetti 8 weeks out of activity
>Pachuca 9-2 Veracruz, NINE FUCKING GOALS, help Jurado pls
>Querétaro & Chivas have the same points for next relegation board
>Clásico Joven this sunday, very important game towards Liguilla spots
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At this moment: Morelia 1-0 Chivas, min70.
Sunday is for Clásico Joven & Norti teams.
AscensoMX, only 1(one) game left, Zacatepec to define 1/8's matches. Atlético de Madrid con Indios looking pretty solid.
CONCACAF Champions League Grand Final: Regio Edition Pariente, Edition.
April 24th at Tigres & May 1st. at Rayados home.
A FUCKING PALETERO
Posting Pal Norte qt's by the way.
>Gonzalo
RIP in Porcentaje
That's a churro m8
yaaa gonzaalooo
>Van Rankin
Thank god America got the good one.
crepa
t. former fatass
He sells icecream too
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>pumass actually made a profit from selling van ranking and gayardo
So we all agree that Tomas Boy needs Mario Carrillo so he can win with chivASS.
Gonzalo should be careful with the chavillos
>Pereira has a barbershop
>Alanis has a gaspachos shop
deepest chiva-lore
Lads /ourteam/ is winning, but only by 1 and there's still 30 minutes left.
Trip on, Boser.
what are yout alking about?
gaspachos are fucking gross
So from an objective standpoint chivas needs a new defense and some nigga upfront who can actually score.
I'm talking about /ourteam/ m8.
I don't even know what marquesinas, gaspachos or crepas are. Shit must be some kind of chilango stuff.
>marquesinas, gaspachos or crepas are. Shit must be some kind of chilango stuff.
Everything except crepas, crepas are french.
my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost my wife's BOYfriend lost
the fuck...¿?
I only know these arepas from CULOmbia desu
DOS Y DOS SON CUATRO
CUATRO Y DOS SON SEIS
SEIS Y DOS SON OCHO
Y OCHO DIECISEIS
BRINCA LA TABLITA YO YA LA BRINQUE
BRINCA LA DE NUEVO YO YA ME CANSE
They should get Dueñas from Tigres, or this Romo boy from Querétaro.
gaspachos are from mugrelia. a bunch of diced fruit except they put cheese and other gross shit
LigaMX week-14, post-Sabado de Pelotas.
Crepas are basically tacos m8, they're made from dough that's very similar to pancake dough, then you make a thin round shell, to which you add frutas, mermelada, chocolate, cualquier otra madre que quieres, then fold it like a taco and eat it.
>Kuri dice que va a sacarle los trapitos al sol a la liga el lunes
What's he going to say, lads?
Absolutely nothing, he knows if he ever reveals any of the shady shit (((they))) do, then he will be promptly eliminated afterwards.
>America could end up 8th tomorrow
damn...
#MARIOCARRILLO2CHIVAS WHEN?
I hope he goes to Futbol Picante to word out.
Nah, tijuana will choke for sure, and we all know that el """""clasico joven""""" will end in a semen slurping tie.
Honestly they should just take the gorillion pesos they're paying to stay and invest them in good refuerzos and whatever else they need to not be such an embarrassment
Carrillo is the real Pulido's unlocker, he can unleash his GOAT powers.
Hopefully El Bronco runs for jefe again so I can have a state-appointed prieto goblina Nahuatl gf. Gueritas are overrated.
Imagine the taste of her boob sweat
ayy lmao
hello, i'm not interested in Liga MX, but please post more mexican qts
thanks
who /america/ here?
Se viene la CATORCE fellas
Nigga, have you seen how Mario Carrillo defends Pulido to death, even when Alvarito attacks him, Capelo Carrillo knows something we don't, maybe Mamá Toña told him about it.
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>Se viene la CATORCE fellas
KEK, no wey, este es el año de León.
What about gueritas?
For me, it's Chivas
America just won the 6th CopaMX, leaving Leon back with 5, I think it's time to do the same at LigaMX titles, we need to put a bigger distance with SHITvas, let's be honest, we're WAY bigger than they, in fact, I could say than Toluca is closer to Chivas than Jalisquillas are to us. We must let Chivas to deal with the "new grandes" like Regio teams.
AMERICA
(aguilas)
AMERICA
(a ganar)
>/watch?v=0Ih3K2smjBk
"Yo tengo mucha mas fama que Alan Pulido", someone take this bitch down from her chemtrailed-cloud
Chivas should've bought Mauro Escoto instead Vega to be honest.
watch our league pls
These Coachella sluts are boring
I was actually talking about the girl's eyes but back to the topic, Carrillo has lost it, he hates El Piojo and everything he stands for, he's showing legit signs of schizophrenia.
>AMLO guerita
I think you have preference over nini's if you're a single father to get a state mandated güerita gf.
>Chivas should've bought Mauro Escoto instead Vega to be honest.
It's not who they buy m8, chivas just can't generate goal opportunities for their strikers, it's what's keeping them back.
> 9 - 2
The show itself is boring too, I watched for 5 minutes and had to close the tab
>Carrillo has lost it, he hates El Piojo and everything he stands for,
Mario is right to hate el piojo, I mean just imagine being a legitimately talented manager and having to hear every week how some hack named el piojo is the """best""" mexican manager or how he's the best manager America has had, while everyone ignores the fact that piojo has never won and will never win anything without a stacked squad.
>Corona over Marchesin
>Roger over Caraglio/Caute
Yeah, this nigga is lose.
Why we don't have a (((direct))) way to promote solid projects? but then we can keep the shittiest team ever by paying.
Man, I miss Carrillo's America.
Sure they are boring sluts.
La Ultima Palabra
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How is not a better squad than pic related?
>Muñoz
>Reyes
>Maza
>Aldrete
>Medina
>Jimenez
>Layún
>Hobbit
They were literal nobodies at this point
>Piojo original
>Duilio César Jean Pierre Davino Rodríguez
>Pacomemo
>Cuervo Rojas
>Based Villa
>EL BEBÉ PARDO
>Gansito Padilla
>Pacotorres
>El Cuauh (Ultra Instinto)
>El hermano incómodo
>Gringo Castro
No wonder they won like 30 games in a row, they had a world class in every line
Kek this meme
Are sluts are homogeneous and boring. Just enjoy them for the living fuckdolls that they are.
True
why is that guy wearing a crop top?
and that pic is missing Kleber Boas, Chaco, Chuy Mendoza(I think), Carrillon won League, CONCACAF and Campeon de Campeones desu.
Beautiful torpedo-tits, I bet their skin is pale, warm and smelly as hell.
He's probably one of those famous asian fuccbois m8.
9 a putos 2 no seas mamon we
>9 a putos 2
B-but muh juraDIOS
we need America to buy Jurado, he can play CopaMX ;^)
>liga
is that like ligma
>“Los jugadores de Cruz Azul se achican ante los del América, eso sucede, yo lo viví, yo estuve en Cruz Azul y pesa muchísimo, por eso digo que los jugadores de Cruz Azul se achican”
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Fear you PADRE, chemos.
y-yeah, we even have a podcast.
Coachella is shit now that it's normified
Tucanes de Tijuana and Cudi have been the best things
Tame Impala sucks dick now too
>Tucanes de Tijuana
agree
>Perdón
Tonight's Futbol Picante
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I don't watch Dragon Ball but I suppose normies liked this one.
iKek'd
Clásico joven
needs more qts
for me it's Santos
>Tucanes de Tijuana
Are they actually playing? The need Los Recoditos desu
They played the first day
BASED I need to see El Flaco at Coachella though
>Palmero claims Veracruz players begged them not to score more goals
That's pretty sad
We need a chichis edition
>tfw no big chichis gf to watch ligamx with
me 2
Hoy juega papá
>1 game in
>already discussing whether he was a good fit for Chivas or not
What did Autismo Picante meant by this?
Holy mother of qt.
>Pachuca x Vergacuck highlights
>almost 12 minutes long
wew
looks like a marquesita
>11 goals
>9 goals for one team
yeah, I think we can beat european teams now
im gfuessing its Michoacan "gaspachos"
its fruit with cottage cheese, shit is nasty as fuck
She's just too qt for this gay earth.
Oh shit, now that he has lost everything he's going full avenger
I'm going with the next choices
>Adidas have a call on the NT lineups
>The groups in the Owners meeting have political backups and affiliations
>There is an unspoken rule to not let anyone else enter in the businesses, to keep the oligopoly
>Tapachula confirmed to play in Tuxtla Gutierrez next season, having the requirements to Ascend
WE ARE BACK IN THE GAME BOIS
What happened to Atlético San Luis?
2+0+1+9 = 12 = 1+2 = 3(3) = 9
La novena is coming.
pita pita maquinita
I hope veracruz fucks off for good
Just nuke that shithole.
yall niggas watching LigaMX of handegg today right?
>handegg
games are fun give it a try its on fox sports right now
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
sauce?
Bump de qt
Fuck you
They are the most likely team to ascend. They one the first lap and are the undefeated 1st place in the second tournament. Not even counting they are the best financially backed up team in Ascenso
Somewhere
>Source: Dude trust me
Dude, trust me. In other news, if Tuxtla FC wins the Serie A, we might get TWO teams in Tuxtla Gutierrez next season in Ascenso
rude
>Tucanes de Tijuana
last year was Angeles Azules, so what is this, they gonna be bringing a meme mexicand band every year or something?
>donkeyshows
I don't think so, if Tuxla wins the promotion it would turned into Jaguares while Tapachula will go to another city.
>no one gave a fuck about pumASS vs Cholos
that game was boring as usual anyway
>blocks your M&M's
what do?
Last game just started, lrts watch it with tochobro
Probably, SoCal is basically Mexico
Tell her the produce is in aisle 3.
doubt most of the atendees to coachella are mexicans/chicanos, is liking mexican regional music a hipster thing or something?, Los Angeles Azules got to renew their career because they and cumbia in general became some hipster shit
>3 games left
At least they are good games
Take her then take my m&m's.
Tigres vs Lobos is comfy
Tigres gonna suck ass, always happens when they go to Puebla.
Quoting this, just in case.
post more pal norte qt's
Posting the only one you need.
not even worth posting
>being gay
she's not even a qt
I hope the new Santos manager is better than chava reyes
She's the qtest.
qt!
LA HORA CERO YA LLEGO
I'll webm her shit too.
Acción, week-14 resume
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Have this one.
ded nigger
e
d
what are you talking about?
negrito de tigres is kill
Do you know who should be dead instead? The guy who does the audio in this shithole stadium.
I love how all thumbs are just an edecán.
Quiñones killed.
thats not the guy who does BAMOS BRABOS every 30 seconds
Neither is the guy who does the jaws thing but once Tigres score they'll do the awoo thing every 18 seconds.
>Veracruz 14-0 MOnterrey
KEK
post link to game
LOBOS_vs_TIGRES
LOBOS_vs_TIGRES
LOBOS_vs_TIGRES
>MUSE
Ok, I marrying this one.
>I love how all thumbs are just an edecán.
Yeah, this SeñorGolHD from youtube is literally one of us.
She also listens to Maná bee tee dubs.
Contemplating seriously making an ig acc to stalk her.
Too bad she doesn't have many pics as other qt's
Qt'est lengüita ever, would french kiss her until fall asleep every single night after signing a marriage contract.
>palencia btfo
>awoos already
/ligamx/ meet up
imagegay on the left
BASED
awoooo~
>awoo
Kek, Forget about the animales de corral thing, LOOK AT THOSE FLAUTAS! where's the salad? niggas aren't even getting salsita roja on them, just (((acid))) cream.
LET'S DO 1(ONE) ¡BUAP! FOR EVERY AGAINST GOAL:
¡BUAP!
>that old ass apple computer
But at least he's not a poor windows user, right guys?
Tell her she's a dirty nigger
Okay, they played awoo twice within 5 seconds of each other.
Check your test level friend.
Yeah, we can tell he likes the good living.
>those 10 pesos tostadas
>that glass of water
Imagine going out for that
Would rather go for the fat lady selling tacos de chicharron y tortilla de maíz azul in the corner
>dat Puebla Femenil jersey
qt
A L I N E A C I O N E S and no surprises
>literally a red head in the front
and i'm not talking about Chumacero
WTF I love Chelís now
What did he mean by this?
I watched that shit in the movie theater (Dragon Ball movie, not Pachuca-Beracruz
AMERICA_vs_CRUZ.AZUL
AMERICA_vs_CRUZ.AZUL
AMERICA_vs_CRUZ.AZUL
>SUN BAKE'D
LOL you got me there
I don't even know who is this player but kek
Googled him to look good but nope, I also have no idea who the fuck he is but god he's sun baked.
>puebla already got a replacement for chumacero
wtf
WTF, I heard than there are rumors about Chemacero going to Pumas desu.
No wonder they call him JICAMITA Acuña (Francisco)
He´s from Hermosío but I guess being pelón does that to your scalp
A bit early for subtle murderball.
how to get mexican gf?
I can´t stand Perro Bermudez, any way to watch the game without him?
>Be wero
>Be naco
>Have money
Pick 2
Which channel is him on? Telewila?
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LINK THE GAME
ERA PA AMONESTAR
Guys why does Estadio Azteca always smell like sewage?
your nose is too close to your mouth
Funny enough it smells just like huezil :)
funny how you got money to travel around but don't brush your teeth
what a boring fucking game
Funny enough how you have enough money for a computer, but not a roof.
I look up, I see a roof.
You look down, you can't see your penis.
I told you this would be a semen slurping tie.
I look down, I see my nepe
You look down, you see your tail ;^)
they're playing at a level we can't understand
2 goals by Henry and 1 from Paul Aguilar
You look down, you get shot.
You look up, you get shot again.
>negro players
Not even once
COPALIB PA CUANDO
I don't live in a favela m8, shame you can't say the same.
YA CAYENSE PUTOS
ESTAN ARRUINANDO MI HILO
>ynr Caixinha de autismo
Post culos then prro
For me, it's Yazmin de CopaOro
el classico JOVEN
This ugly bitch again
HALF TIME is for Pal'Norte qt's
It's another "piojo sabe jugar clásicos" episode
after 2020 I think, CONMEBOL might want to create another group with Mexico & USA, along another invited non-American NT's
>tfw no Saraperos gf to surprise at San Valentín
he said qt's
Until sudacas miss our shekels
Inb4 semen slurping "clásico"
>Mexico & USA, along another invited non-American NT's
Yeah, something like this pls
That's why I posted her.
RIP in Pirata Puente
>La hinchada del pueblo
OH NO NO NO NO
cayese puto
>wearing different color socks because of autism
This is a fucking disease, they know the causes and the cure, fuck (((them))).
SI ERA
Down Syndrome. It's Down Syndrome awareness week within the Autism Month.
>they know the causes and the cure
Yea, it's called not having kids with some 30+ yr old hoe.
>2019
>perro bermudez
teleSHITa
If you legalized abortion your doctors could screen for these diseases and stop them.
dat renato BRAAAAP
And just you wait for June 26 when Univision takes complete control of Televisa's Mexican division and games are narrated by Candelo and Chiquinquira with their heavy Puelto Lican regetonero accent.
>yfw Renato's BRAAAAP is hotter(no home) than his wife's
SEMEN SLURPER
Told you guys.
Why can't SHITlangos into clásicos?
reminder than regiolards killed a nigga for a 0-0
Based regiogordos.
That's the least SHITlangos should do before their semen slurping clásico.
>CACAglio
>Roger IN
do something pls
ZzZzZ
>Menez IN
Pablo Aguilar dead
aguilar is kill do something wilass
Damn, he got Imagebro'ed.
is he really kill? just like Sandoval or what? I miss that moment
>he wants to come back
Holy shit.
.....so this is the thinking mans derby
landed weird and fucked his knee up also dat morena petacona wew lad
C O R O N A
U
C
K
R
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N
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>goaless draw
This is another reason why those semen slurping teams are not for me.
>+5
BAMOS HAME!!
For me, it's watching Leones Negros, el Aquapotro, Zacatepec and Pachuca.
>last 4 Clasico Capitalino
>3 of them ended 0-0
Why are these teams absolutely fucking shit? Pachuca Veracruz should play 8 times every weekend instead.
Booo
>another semen slurping
>ynr America advancing with two 0-0's against Jemez
Liguilla de AscensoMX confirmed.
>Cuartos
Atlético
Alebrijes
Venados
Dorados
>Semifinales
Atlético
Dorados
>Final
Pachuca
Gay ass fuck. El MAMErica señiores.
It's a shame Leones Negros can't make it to the playoffs this year.
This t.b.h
I fucking told you guys yesterday
>tijuana will choke
>and el """clasico joven""" will end in a semen slurping tie
>Cuartos
Celaya
Mineros
Venados
Dorados
Gotta love FOX Sports but they need a longer theme song for fucho broadcasts.
I hope we get El Ruso as commentator.
Why not just hire a culichi buchona?
>Leon gets 11th consecutive win
>next games vs Atlas, Chivas & Pachuca
Nacho gonna break the record from America of 43points in 19 games.
WE ARE NORTH NOW
right?
Is this León's year m8?
*norti
Btw nice sticc gf, wouldwife/10
Don't see who else year it could be desu
This. it's a win-win, we need our qt's to know how to fucking a tortilla more than a college degree.
It literally is m8.
Would be nice to see a Nuevo León vs León final tbqhwy.
If you hire a guy you don't need to worry about getting #metoo'd
>Game of Thrones
who /CasaÁguila/ here?
>Getting #metoo'd in tacoland
>Not getting #niunamas'd
Ishiggydiggy
basado
me but they need to score some fucking goals
>#niunamas'd
fucking KEK
>ynr #PorEllas campain by TVazteca than didn't last more than a week
That was a week after the Rayados bus crashed during an away game trip killing several players.
>cruz azul is unironically an hospital
SEÑORES YO SÓY RAYADO Y TENGO AGUANTÉ ;^)
WTF, I didn't now that.
Reminder this is 2019 and there's nothing wrong with being gay for Pizarro.
You are now reminded México had a team with the blessing of the King of Spain. And that team got their crown before Real Madrid.
ALINEACIONES
>Monterrey
Barovero, Medina, Sánchez, Montes, Gallardo, Layún, Rodríguez, Ortíz, Meza, Pabón y Funes Mori.
>Santos
Orozco, Abella, Nervo, Dória, Arteaga, Moreno, Valdés, Vázquez, Preciado, Correa y Furch.
MONTERREY_vs_SANTOS
MONTERREY_vs_SANTOS
MONTERREY_vs_SANTOS
SIENTE TU LIGA (???)
Santos, win this one pls.
For me, it's Andrea, but Tova, the best one ;^)
>Univision ad before the game
>Consejos de Deudas 24/7
fucking CHIcanos, I swear... how can you get in (((their))) game knowing how big is their nose
delete this
stop posting her
Why?
shes off limits
None is going to love Pizarro breh, never, he's one of us.
pasen el link de juego de tronos, putoooos
*forces a meme infront of u*
>vivimos en una suciedad guey, chale....
SEÑORES YO SÓY RAYADO Y TENGO AGUANTÉ ;^)
Que pasaria si Monterrey pierde otra final contra tigres?
cringe
Yo creó que matan a otro tigre tbqhwy familia
Kino final would be Tigres - Leon, everything else will be shit.
>La final de gatas
Makes sense famalam
brehs..
Sauce also imagine being choked my her thighs
Yeah breh, I know, can't fucking find sauce on this girl, she was even part of the angelitas than PEMEX hired for the aniverssary
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Girl on the left, I think her name is Romina, and she's sister of some trans faggot than appeared in this Enamorandonos show
This new Vecinos season is shit, half of the character are ded or aren't kids anymore, not even Gus Rodriguez(based) is the director.
>Crepas
You seriously never heard of a crepe before?
the CHAD Kuri paying the shit to keep edecarnes
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El rancho polvoriento de tierron ;^)
>let's fire our coach that's gonna solve the problem
FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES FUNES MORI, É DO BRASIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!
>Santos making sad all these qt's
fucking tierroneros
This team died when they sold Osvaldito Martinez and Cabecita Rodriguez.
Santos is shit, fuck this game. Dream of qts, compas.
Cayese puto
AVENGERS meme is ded
Praise kek
Goodnight breh, thanks for the qt posting, you helped a lot tonight.
>Furch
QUÉ CHINGUE A SU PUTA, BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE LOS TIERROSOS ;^)
FUNES MORI IS BETTER THAN CRISTIANO RONALDO
>Fires Chava Reyes to save concachampions
>chokes on league too
I fucking told you niggas to get La Volpe.
ERA
>pabón out, can't kick the penal
4x0 unless VAR say no
Nico kicks the benuldies nigga
>VAR
FUNESGOOOOOOOOL :^)
>"ugh! this brazilian stalker posted my pic again..."
>santos
holy yikes!
*snap*
*trascends to next dimension*
Not my fault she's an attentionwhore.
Reminder that this happened
Do you think Pachuca would win at UEFA Champions League m8?
A-asking for a friend.
Maybe, they have won 3rd place at CWC.
LigaMX after week-14.
GATAS TOO STRONG PLZ NERF
>Veracruz
>next games vs Monterrey, Queretaro & America
they are really going to break Indios de Juarez record.
>Dorados limited edition jersey ala Maradona
BASED Charly
OC because nini's gib haven't deliver(yet).
Nice, I really do hope they break indios record
That's going to be a yikes from me dawg
Tonight's Futbol PIcante
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>Carrillo:"para mí el mejor partido fue el america - cruz azul"
THE MADMAN
>haven't deliver(yet).
se esta haciendo pendejo con eso, ya van pa' 5 meses y la mayoria todavia no recive los neetbux
There's a lot of Chicanos that go to Coachella breh. It hasn't been a hipster festival in years. It's all normies, Chads, and Stacies now.
Apple is GOAT for productivity you CHIcaNEETcel
>kazim richards
kek this guy's still playing ?
>tfw no artsy gf
Forgot the pic
He's basically the only one who can score goals in vergacuck.
Of course it's white as perico.
She cute, saved.
>Celaya over Poderoso San Luis
Of course, m8
arent estudiambres already receiveing (((becas)))?
Wtf is going on with my Santos also new waifu
>no more copamx games
Qt
what a cutie, don't mind if a follow her?
Cute popotitos, would duck con hee carricitos.
LUNES
de fucho?
Is Calla y Escucha /ourprogram/?
Lunes de Faldas indeed, we have some ligamx femenil games.
For me, it's Caya y Escuckcha, sadly SeñorGolHD doesn't upload those shows :(
LigaMetooX
FUCKING FOUND HER!
ig/rch0617
normielibro/romiina.carrera
>Liguilla de AscensoMX
-Schedules confirmed
-Only San Luis, Mineros, Zacatepec, Cimarrones, Dorados & Alebrijes are certified to be promoted.
Rumored transfer to Santos Laguna.
>Marcos Caicedo, 27yo
>Barcelona de Guayaquil
>played for León in 2014
>25 games, 1 goal
>Almada wants him
>25 games, 1 goal
they are planning to resell him to América, right?
SIBOLDI OUT
>“Luego de la goleada, presenté mi renuncia, pero Fidel (Kuri) no me la aceptó. No metimos ni las manos, fue bochornoso. Entregamos un informe de cada jugador"
>Doctor:"yo no sé como calce Tommy Boy, pero Zaguito calza grande"
youtube.com
(24:40)
BASED
This feels incredibly comfy. Kinda wish we had this shit here too, all we have are fake ass boleiro shows with old hags who played like shit most of the time.
They are trying to push this kind of content on TVazteca social networks, this weekend they were announcing some "post-game" show by streaming.
>Veracruz
>CERO (0) PUNTOS
Has that ever happened in any league in the world?
el shit show de la Femexfut
>Kuri trying his last hopes
I remember Kuri saying after the 9-2 than he was going to reveal the dirty moves of FMF this Monday. the CHAD Fidel better deliver something big...
>Exclusive interview with Fidel Kuri
youtube.com
shit just happened a couple hours ago.
>the "trapitos al sol" is just meaningless shit and that he is owed a few thousands dollars from FIFA
what a fucking disappointment, he can't even go down with a bang. Just fucking relegate them already.
>Esto, debido al adeudo que tienen los Tiburones Rojos de 244 mil 500 dólares con el Montevideo Wanderers de Uruguay, club que reclama el pago de los derechos de formación del jugador Matías Joaquín Santos Arostegui, además de 15 mil francos de multa a la FIFA
>RÉCORD publicó este lunes que Fidel Kuri reclama a la FMF el pago de 475 mil dólares por el concepto de haber tenido a tres jugadores peruanos en la Copa del Mundo; sin embargo, el organismo rector del balompié mexicano no le ha pagado a los Tiburones Rojos por el adeudo antes mencionado.
record.com.mx
He's cancer. Kuri's cancer. Veracruz is cancer. Fuck off with them already, bring back a nice team already.
BASED
Deal with it. EL TUBI SE QUEDA.
>another thot that pretends to be from spain
trash
>Fidel Kuri's wife gets a death threat on twitter
twitter.com
Damn, Mafia del Poder really went hard on El Tibu this time...
shit is private, post her lewds here pls
I didn't see anything either because of that reason just saw her bio
Pasito Duranguense was a mistake. Is there anything remarkable in this state?
Probably güeras de rancho, menonita qt's are top-tier
Volleyball gf might be onto me compas.
what happened?
did someone say gf de voli
qt, how tall is she?
The first (((rostie))) arrived about to arrive at Televisa
futboltotal.com.mx
gf's of voli are tall and cute
1.88 absolute unit
would love to sleep wraped by those legs, resting my head on her pancita, wraping one of her thighs with both arms
based and snusnupilled
Fresh new Anny~ from this weekend.
So, looks like Pablo Aguilar will be ready for the Pumas vs CruzAzul, just a false alarm.
keep it alive neets
send gib pls
Imagine all normies lurking here...
Fidel Kuri in Futbol Picante
youtube.com
>13:06 tremendo pedorron que se echó el jarocho Kuri
KEK
lol I didn't notice
I'm waiting my bus in the ADO terminal...
where u going
Morning, gay compas.
Again?
qt!
>Reminder that if he saw this pic, Hillary or Rubio would be president
...
qt
We need more pal norte thots
ahem, fuck janni
good post
Nexr bread
Platino is the only way to travel t.b.h regular ADO is shite
embrace yourselves UCL shitposting is coming
I'm going to post thots when it happens and there's no stopping me.
virgin alvarito vs chad kuri
BASADO
"el barbon ese"
but what did alvarito say about kuri's wife?
idk cant find it anywhere and knowing kuri he probably made it all up but still, BOOMER FIGHT
KATAPLUM
messi to celaya when
but we're TSUUUU
I only have a few more
>thots are suffering for an old ass church
Just go under the thing again
>de la que me salvé
TOPKEK
I'll take the /gorda/ in the background.
>Los tigres verdes
kek
This one is top tier
KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA KEEPING THIS GENERAL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA
nice, I didn't notice her
>tfw no thicc traditional gf de campo
based triple dubs
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>baaaaarbarita
cute, CUTE! just look at that beautiful pancita, those pinchable cheeks, dem squishy hips,
>just saw her ttats
:c
>sweaty armpits
>just saw her ttats
she's an alcoholic girl, don't judge her so hard
>baaaaarbarita
>beers everywhere
>gotcha
>ciggars
>single mother
>pic related
>pics with random dudes
>tatts
>dressing like a whore in public
why is so hard to find a qt and conservative gf, lads?
Yeah, would love to suck on her gorditos de los brazos
LAINEZ ES UN PENDEJO
>ywn show your gf de campo tu rancho y parcelas
Absolutely BASED and red pilled. Good to see real men here from time to time.
what happened? who is he playing?
>all those red flags
It's sad that if you want a qt gf you have to settle for at least 3 of those red flags.
We survived.
>looking for new qt's
>found this account ig/mysuggarbaby
Ok, this nigga has posted exactly the same colegialas I have on my folder
Ajax is in semis of CL
Kek ig suggested me that account like a week ago and noticed all the colegialas from here. I thought you got them from there and not the other way around lol.
I've been thinking of joining some kind of meme cult and get one of those passive girls than their parents prepare for the best match they can find, but at the same time I don't feel well knowing than I must control every aspect of her life.
>there's another /LigaMX/ somewhere else
I HAVE HOPE
Yeah man, I was like WTF, but I just took a better look and seems like he started that account before I made my folder, so we actually got the pics from the same 3rd account, weird.
You mean Christian girls? Those are often the sluttiest.
Yeah, I don't even know what happened at FUTBOL CON PRESUPUESTO
Who this
Sauce it up faggot
Based high test user
Messi scored twice
Ajax beat Juventus
Twain got blown the fuck out
Insaneposter is born
What is going through lainez head right about now?
I've been invited constantly by (((them))), 2 days ago they sent me another flyer to this jezuz xrist bullshit this april 19th, also the same day interdimensional niggers went to my sister and told her In dreams than I should "pray". I know they can give one of those qt's but I also know it's a trap to get on me kek
probably "should've stayed with Jesus Martinez at Pachuca"
>imagine changing a UCL semi final for a handshake with messi
yeap, he's a pendejo confirmed
Santos should bring Boselli back, he's just throwing his last years away.
QUE PASO CON VERGACRUZ? QUE SE TRAE CON FIFA?
Kuri got into a fight with femexfut and lost. He's now losing his team, which is going to Ascenso MX, and instead of acting decently, is trying to inflict damage on femexfut by claiming they want to get rid of him and/or the team from Liga MX 'for no apparent reason'.
Le quieren cobrar dinero por un jugador que habia llegado como agente libre, mientras el dueño del veracruz dice que la federacion no le ha pagado su feria por los jugadores del veracruz que fueron al mundial
Fuck veracruz, seriously.
Femexfut is bullying Kuri because they are a bunch of feminists #MeToo cucks who can't tolerate a Chad like Kuri.
>How to make a disaster in the other side the world all about me
wtf, did you just make that up? where did you read that?
I just hope FMF don't remove edecanes ;_;
They are charging Kuri with old debt from the the old owners of Veracruz. Kuri bought Jaguares and rename them Veracruz so that debt isn't even related to the current team.
Then Kuri being the Chad that he is said that he's willing to pay that debt with points. That's in the rules of the FMF, if you have debt they will take points away from you. Kuri wants to buy the relegation anyway so he can lose as many points as he wants. But the FMF want the money.
Kuri wants to exploit a loophole in the rulebook which is not illegal. The FMF made a jew rulebook that actually allows this.
*steal your qt*
I think I read somewhere that they removed cheerleaders somewhere in the US because muh #metoo and the only people complaining were the very women left without a job
Is he trying to eat her?
Not in that pic, but i'm sure he did that night.
unironically, insane
Thanks m8, armpit's play is incredible underated, when they girl is well shaved and her sweat is clean, there's a lot to do there~~
almost there...
e-explain
That thigh gap
HNNNNNNG
What a fucking bitch made nibba, this beyond beta levels of cuckery. This should be named TW@ tbqhwy.
Puto el que le vaya al america
>This should be named TW@ tbqhwy.
KEK
>gana otra copa
I mean, armpit sweat is specially rich in good salts, when the girl has clean sweat(the one than transpire after post-workout shower) over there, has the right amoung of pheromones, and the steamy smell produced by folded skin make it irresistable, just like that underboob sweat.
what's with players nowdays than wears those shoes of faggots?
>not doing lame shit with ur gf because it makes her happy and u genuinely enjoy spending time with her because shes the love of ur life
gays not welcome
I used to lick artsy girl's face, armpit, neck and butt.
d-don't look at his feet, bro
Jesus christ, imagine this thott naked holding two cocks, one pressed against each thigh. So much room fuuuhuuuckk
nigga i'm tired of this zoomer socksless meme, shit looks awful
>le cuck meme
Grow up.
>tries to kill you with her recipes
buy Lainez
NEW NEW NEW