>Next Max Holloway vs. Dustin Poirier Kelvin Gastelum vs. Israel Adesanya Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree Jr. Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant
>now Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov
>Previously Matt Frevola def. Jalin Turner via unanimous decision (30-27 x3) Alexandre Pantoja def. Wilson Reis via first-round TKO (2:58) Max Griffin def. Zelim Imadaev via majority decision (29-27, 29-27, 28-28) Khalid Taha def. Boston Salmon via first-round TKO (0:25) | Watch Finish Belal Muhammad def. Curtis Millender via UD (29-27 x2, 30-26) Montel Jackson def. Andre Soukhamthath via UD (30-26, 29-27, 30-27) Poliana Botelho def. Lauren Mueller via unanimous decision (29-28 x3) Brandon Davis def. Randy Costa via sub (rear-naked choke) (R2, 1:12)
there is not a single woman in the UFC roster (or in any other promotion) who can beat the current form of Amanda Nunes this is pretty cool if you think about it
Luke James
Lithuania can you post the heem predict image?
Oliver Reed
Asian women's pussy lining has the same stuff as in plastic water bottles. It practically injects soi into your system.
Julian Morgan
Go back to the favela, cuck.
Joshua Morris
Damn those thighs are T H i C C. Imagine the smell.
Funniest part is there’s a very good chance I’ve fucked her already. Fucked a bunch of girls from Cupid’s already, and if I haven’t yet, I probably will eventually.
Julian Wright
Wake me up when the co-main starts bros
Nathan Hernandez
Fuk u nigr
Oliver Reyes
I wonder what it's like being sexually harassed by a gnome.
Alexander Sanders
Would tap every here
Dominic Harris
Just saw your thread, you did a great job with it, can't wait to enjoy it after this one x
Carson Harris
I'll come grab a slice first then you'll be the second pepperoni faced doughboy I demolish that day. Dont @ me again.
Noah Evans
these retard cards need more WMMA
Nicholas Sanchez
Margarida
Jeremiah Jones
Sounds comfy
Ryder Cooper
When will they learn?
Oliver Harris
based as fuck. Im painting my models and watching fights
Aiden Smith
Lmao the crowd is loving this
Josiah Barnes
Wasn't he dating some WWE chick?
I;ll page you
Christian Campbell
Imagine paying for this shit
Jaxson Perry
She’s pretty new to the business and is already thinking of getting out ;)
in the old days you had the feel that even the midcarders was potential champs. even after loses. Now o' days the powerlevels are getting wider and the midcarders are literally all bums.
I bet she's got a landing strip and it probably has a little bit of smell from all the sweat caused by her massive thighs. You just not she rips some nice braps too with thighs like that.
Adam Gonzalez
Grant will loses the decision and look shocked about it.
>be professional fighter >don't fight WAAHHHHH WHY ARE THEY BOOING ME??
Adam Walker
The striking in this match was just terrible and there was hardly any strikes.
Hunter Young
Some do, some don't. The good ones don't
Kayden James
Very excited for schaubs 45 min botching session about not being able to buy the ppv
Wyatt Watson
Damn that’s a lot of hookers lmao
Jack Moore
>tfw got heemed into sleepiness This shouldn't be allowed, they're just making everyone bored and annoyed leading into the main event Stop putting fucking cans on cards as filler
Isaiah Evans
Of course pretty boy wins, no shock.
Nathaniel Lopez
that’s when i stopped watching UFC, this my first time watching a full card since then and boy do i regret stayin up till 4am for this snoozefest
Mason Smith
A true chess match
James Johnson
what a robbery
Oliver Russell
he mad
Jacob Reed
Grant should be cut for that """""""""""performance""""""""""""""
Nathan Brooks
What a unit
Aaron Lewis
Oh no no no
Matthew Wright
JUDGES ARE ALWAYS RETARDED. 5 MINIMUM.
Sebastian Campbell
29-28 Grant 30-27 Jouban 29-28 Grant
lmao
Angel Flores
KEK ROBBERY
William Anderson
Heem sad
Asher King
MAD CUS BAD
Grayson Murphy
Jouban is mad af.
holy shit. Not a robbery, not a lot happened in that fight
>paying for an asian hooker is beta but paying for a non-asian hooker isn't the absolute state of you, falling in love with a hooker who's had dozens of dicks inside her
Connor Barnes
HAHAHAHAAHA
does nothing and gets upset theres a coinflip decision
Ethan Gutierrez
run the whole fight and win.
Jose Anderson
Based AKA nepotism getting this snoozer on the main card.
Caleb Morales
Who /F1/ here
Bentley Powell
Shit fight who cares
John Wilson
what a joke
Evan Martinez
You just described literally every hooker, fool. Do you really think she's your special sweetheart because you paid her to pay attention to you for an hour?
William Ross
You don’t get to call anyone beta anymore, Sir Save-a-Ho.
Levi Cox
>Jouban getting triggered
Are you serious? You did absolutely nothing.
Jason Edwards
in this side of the country, incredibly decent
Jaxson Davis
FUCK THESE FUCKING JEW JUDGES FUCKING UP MY PICKS FUCK
Jeremiah Phillips
Grant deserved it tb.h. landed the most significant strikes and while he backed up Jouban was obviously scared to move in, so the tactic was valid
Brandon Phillips
Literally how? He pushed him back the ENTIRE fight. Took him down once in 2 different rounds. Landed leg kicks. Dwight's "big" punches hardly even connected. What the absolute fuck.
>scared to move in >constantly moving in What? Jouban was moving forward nonstop. He can't just fucking run in to the guy. Jouban also landed more strikes in round 2 and 3, not to mention the takedowns and CONSTANT control. There is no argument for Grant winning.
Parker Perez
ALAN IS GOING TO SAY IT
Jacob Peterson
Yeah, being rich is pretty awesome, not gonna lie.
Christopher Russell
nobody won, lmao thats the truth, it was dogshit
Jose Watson
marroc, mantecol and tramontana >inb4 what is mantecol come to Argentina
Angel Thomas
R O B B E D
Jordan Lewis
>Wade robson was didled by MJ >Moved to America to get didled >Wade later got to fuck prime Britney Spears Was it worth it? Would you make that deal?
>she's totally different guys I swear You have to be joking my man.
Christian Jackson
That dummy Jouban should have cut the cage
Cooper James
Much cheaper home prices out here. Living in a 4 bd 3 bt two story with pool currently. For the same cost I could barely get a 2 bd apartment in LA county.
Isaiah Campbell
fuck Jouban. Even though he was robbed he had 0 killer instinct. That being said literally my perfect picks gets fucked my retarded judges. Why the fuck is their judges in mma anyway??
these n*****s seem like decent folk, speak understandable English
Anthony Thompson
she looks like dock worker
Isaac Cook
>can't appreciate tactical chess fights >they prefer first round knockouts I don't understand boomers, no taste at all.
Jacob Cruz
38 for black guy 24 for Jouban According to some guy I follow on Twitter
Austin Allen
ROLLLL TIDE
Dominic Stewart
Did he hit his toe? What the fuck
Jace Smith
lets just agree the fight was shit and be happy it's over.
Evan Gomez
UFC needs to bring back Joe Silva. I swear every main card has 2-3 fights that are just garbage.
Asher Wright
Grant landed the power shots
Carson Fisher
She’s different I get it’s a cliche but you wouldn’t understand unless you knew her >dozens
Mate dozens would be an understatement but being insecure about amount of penis in your partner just means you prolly have a small dick and can’t lay down the pipe as hard as someone else can
But paying for a fucking Asian? They’re Alien and multiply like rats man.. they aren’t human, i don’t need to pay to fuck a fucking chink
In Rizin instead of being forced to give knife-edge rounds to one guy or the other, they just judge the entire fight as a whole at the end of it.
So scraping rounds 1 and 3 but deservedly losing 10-9 in round 2 would result in a victory for you. Do you think they should change judging to the Rizin system?
It would increase the amount of draws which are far too rare given the amount of close fights in the the UFC.
Hudson Baker
>Stann getting shitfaced and banging sloots
based
Aaron Jenkins
>le walk backwards and counter punch man wins >JUST RUN IN TO LE WALK BACKWARDS MAN AND EAT A PUNCH BRO BOOOOO
mma fans need to be gassed
Brody Cruz
Lol I’m fucking rich as fuck as well (I’m well known namefriend you can look me up ) but I just don’t do the whole hooker thing as much as you
James Rodriguez
>Was it worth it? Would you make that deal? Definitely. I'd put up with that roastie to get "raped" by prime MJ.
Isaiah Walker
I miss seeing his cageside reactions.
Christopher Lewis
Are either of these guys ranked?
Owen Bennett
Fucking judges GOOFED me
Samuel Anderson
>I-I’m not beta, UR BETA
Damage control. Cringe AF.
Angel Cox
Khalil seems like a cool dude I hope he wins.
OSP was winning until he lost REEEEEEEE
Parker Morgan
Yes Silva was the brains behind the UFC. Dana is retarded.
Jordan Roberts
stream it m8. i've watched every card for around 5 years now.
Nolan Jones
I'm not even watching from my bed cause I know if I do I'll get heemed before the good fights start
I'm begging ya to get a clue and stop being a simp over a hooker
Hudson Thompson
Here we go again
Aaron Reed
2 for 2 so far. im in it to win it
Joshua Turner
But keep in mind Grant had DC and Joe going full cheerleader for him. I think Jouban edged it, but it was close and could have gone either way. Not even close to a robbery in any case.
i just want this shitty fight to end fast so we can get to the real ones
Isaiah Brooks
is twitchy's stream fucked for everyone or just me?
Jack Hernandez
Anders finna heem this can.
Lucas Torres
thank you, appreciate it
Jackson Rogers
Muay Thai is judged the same way. That's why there are so many robberies. You can't prove shit
Charles Hughes
Jewban had more strikes in that last sequence than the rest of the fight
Benjamin Morales
>Spade card tattoo
Thomas Torres
SAD!
Owen Clark
/heem/ could make better fights than current UFC
Connor Thomas
The UFC needs to bring Jonny Walker to every event. He's a part of the show. After a stinker of a fight he comes out and starts dancing around the octagon. They bring out some local can and he does a spinny shit KO on him. Everyone cheers for him while he does a chip n dales routine around the arena between matches.
Connor Phillips
JUST
Ayden Butler
Is Khalil shook? Didn't his hands tremble when ref checked his nails? Aussie webm-bro, can you check dis?
Booryat's 40 yo grandma titties from russian date app as a bribe
Who was the black middlweight muay thai guy from like 7 years ago? Howard something. He wore that neck thing.
William Lewis
ты чe бaбyшeк eбeшь? в питepe дoвoльнo мнoгo нopмaльных дeвoк
Blake Clark
I feel for anyone who's gotta work tomorrow morning...
Charles Baker
thank you
Carter Clark
What's Rountree's steroid cycle look like brahs?
Henry Cook
anders getting heemd in front of his two kids
Carson Martinez
This is boring, why don't they wrestle at all?
Andrew Brooks
Fuck man his leg is purple
Kevin Miller
dis some mooey tie
Oliver Green
ah true. good good. yeah, that's fair. it's just the fight nights you get to watch with it.
we have cable tv in this house, which includes the sport package so i also get to watch the fight nights.
based on MMA world's videos it costs $80 for a year subscription. works out to be around $1.50 per week. not bad imo but still having commercials is shit.
Joseph Lewis
Where's the best place to do Muay Thai in the UK? Wtf I love Muay Thai now! From Blackpool btw
Andrew Price
Yeah I agree paying for an Asian is beta
Noah Cruz
inb4 TKO by legkicks but more realistically, inb4 winning until you lose by a counter punch
Adrian Powell
Howard Hughes
Lincoln Thompson
BANGKOK READY
BANGKOK DANGEROUS
Justin Allen
one fight ago literally
Blake Baker
Walker thai clinched him to oblivion then he went to thailand to learn how to get out of it
Angel Wilson
Rountree out here thinking he's Sagat Nigga gone come out with the Tiger Knee next round.
Bangkok ready
Leo Martin
She’s a hooker, she’d fuck just about anyone. That’s kind of the point. Hilarious how mad you are that I probably fucked your hooker waifu.
Oliver Cook
looking like black Sagat out there
Liam Watson
>he might have a broken leg What the fuck is wrong with rogan?
Connor Richardson
when he went to thailand
Christian Gray
Blackpool Biff Club
Ryan Ross
Wee eryk is getting embarrassed
William Richardson
This dude is gonna get heemed with leg kicks if he doesn't do something. that shit is getting bad
Go to the UFC website, they have all the girls listed
Samuel Cook
Should probably quit watching mma if you think this is a shitshow
Brandon Scott
>togan Who here watching on mute or with music playing instead of listening to "commentary"
Colton Walker
>AHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO FUCKING BOOOORED BROS
Landon Jones
heem bros i have just found out young girls are fucking every weekend with different dudes, and either that wasnt the case when i was 19, 20 or i was a loser either way i want to kill myself.
Jayden Gray
its always been the case you retard
Jose Carter
racemixing btfo. how will mutts ever recover?
Mason Clark
Thank you friend
Chase Ross
Alright wake up folks, the card is finally starting.
Hudson Murphy
>he doesn't enjoy leg mutilation
cazzie
William Clark
who is that cutie pie?
Hunter Lee
POIRIER AND GASTELUM ARE GOING TO WIN EFFORTLESSLY YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE HOW SMART I AM
