AVALANCHE @ FLAMES GAMETHREAD

Bring your kids to work day?

checked

fugging chekked

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...

She's starting to grow on me

She is clearly knowledgeable about the game and does her research but also has enough experience to present it well, unlike most female commentators she doesn't come across as a token female inclusion

sounds like a guy pretending to be a cowboy

This get thread will probably be better than the game desu.

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you watching the fights lad?

I want to fuck Cassie.

Naw I was considering getting into fighting sports but not sure where to start.

got a feeling this one's going to get pretty chippy. the avs are going to want to split the series at all costs

I want her to provide her trademark poor commentary while doing it too

George Canyon is an absolute legend

FLAMES TAKE MY ENERGY

but you have joe saved? watch the co main and the main tonight if you're interested.

This is gonna be a long game

alright. make sure to kill eachother tonight lads

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Whoever is in charge of that horn is a retard.

HONK
HONK
HONK

what if its a make a wish kid

moha-FAN

Don't be lewd

Then he is a retard with cancer.

smith taking absolutely no shit

B R U I N S
A
S
E
D

Goalies should have to go to the box

Whos playing that trumpet

since this was not framed as a business idea i can't support it

Soda Berg

me

you heard that too? i thought i was just really high.

it's probably a sound effect programmed by an algorithm

No sense of timing at all lol

Anyone else having trouble with streams?

robots are taking our trumpets!

More fans will tune in to watch the shitshow that occurs when the penalty is up and a team has two goalies on ice

my piss is strong and accurate today, so no

Business Idea

If the goalie gets a penalty he has to go to the box, however the team that loses the Goalie is allowed to bring out 2 extra men.

the backup should have to go in, and then when the penalty is over the two goalies can play at the same time

again, not framed as a business idea so hard pass from me

the tone has been set early in this one. needs a good fight

damn calgary's already partying

kek

/cric/ is /hoc/s bitch

for me, it's crowds in the crease

calgary always starts so slow in the 1st

that sounds like a Lana Rhoades scene

Soda berg
Fanta berg
Pepsi berg

business idea: players need to solve a puzzle or a riddle to get out of the penalty box. dumb goons would be out of the nhl for good

naw it was going last game too and fucking up the organ player
this its fucking awful

maybe a Sudoku, and major penalties get a hard one

have you guys heard about the new ram 1500?
apparently it's the most luxurious truck in it's class

Soda berg at Pepsi Center

why is there a random woman talking

oh tell me more

Howdy

>zoomers don't know about Cassie

brodie is so bad

You could say that anywhere.

Business idea: if the goalie looks back, it an awarded goal

Drinking a monster for the first time since I was in middle school ama

CAL-GARY

will you vomit a little?

Probably
It's pretty fucking gross

Face it, no amount of stimulants will return you to your former sexual prowess

"just being a little bit pissed off for sure"

- Cassie Campbell

>pissed off, for sure

red bull is the goat taste-wise

Jokes on you, I was a loser in middle school
I got it for free, otherwise I'd never try it.

>he says in a game thread.
you are absolutely pathetic. kys. i know you think about it daily.

>Money for Nothing plays

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Would like to be pissed ON by her, lad

>Pen15
>an edgy new comedy series

somebody has hypnotized Johnny Hockey

Don't be lewd about Cassie

haha look how wild and zany HS is but we also tackle serious social issues and get fingered in our parents basement too xD

>avs on the PP when we come back

Based

> cute Cassie girl at work
>we get along great and she laughs at my jokes
>found out yesterday I'm getting transferred across the country
>never asked for her number

Why is life suffering

>But those fees are how I get paid
Fuck you Janet

Colorado is gooning it up big time tonight. Still can't score though lol
>McKantwin

Cassie plays to win

why do you keep posting this

Calgary is gooning it up more 2bh

Calgary hasn't done shit so far on the goon side. They are soft af

Avs have 3 goon lines and 1 NHL line they will always outgoon any team

you can't be serious

>They are soft af
they aren't soft they just aren't greasy fucking goons

Kadri gets whacked, sleeps with the fishes

who here watching with the based latvian on twitch?

Brian Burke is senile

enjoy makar avs KEK

He seemed pretty reasonable tonight. Kadri does have a bad history, and he headhunted. NHL suspensions are being handed out like candy this year and last year so I wouldn't be surprised to seem get 3 games.

wonder what kind of hair product bednar uses

Dude wheres makar?

Should I get a flames third or the regular one?

Wanted to keep you guys updated, I've switched to rum and coke

You mean the black horse one?

retro all day lad

You know you want it

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crying in his hotel LMAO

/our/ latvia?

Fuck off Doug in Duluth

look at this dood

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Is James Neal good this year

SEETHING

He's the real deal

he's adorable and i wouldn't have it any other way

>Should
link

AAAAAHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY SCORE

dear god no. he's only good as a good luck charm

not mad at all desu

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search "colorado avalanche" on twitch you'll find it

Johnny non-playoff Hockey

could see the ass not scoring a goal the whole series desu

Yeah well no shit, goals aren't usually scored with the ass

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Flames PP is awful

Mike Smith is amazing

This could be true, preds were better when they had him

spoken like a man who doesn't know the ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in it's class

>lames pooperplay

lmao powerplay

holy shit TJ Brodie is awful

NIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

desu wish we coulda had a rematch, woulda been more fun than poomass. you guys got absolutely shafted with that elbow no call.

LMAO

BIG goal

He's from Long Beach you know

>she will never squat over your face after weeks of chronic constipation, start blowing steam in your face, visibly forming water droplets on your nose as she unloads the girthy monster turd filled with cracks and undigested corn, slowly but surely breaking through the rim as it gushes onto your face, all 20 inches of the heavy beast depressing your face, and quickly cooling as she spurts out a few droplets of liquid shit.

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FUCK

>Both PPs are shit
>Both goalies are okay
>Both have no offense
what a great series

Brodieeee you shart

>giving up a shortie after 4 shutout periods
>flomes
Pick 2

and I thought our pooperplay was shit

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Lets go boys

Who let that bean play hockey?

>inb4 floodgates open and Smith can't make a save

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Whos powerplay was it?

Seemed to me it was more Avs...

This is still the second most exciting game today

whatever happened to her

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desu that entire match against zoomass was full of bullshit calls and no calls

1 goal down, not even worried. Brodie is playing like dog shit tonight though. He's giving up way too much

He's turning up for the playoffs so far

fat wendy polled better with americans,

Gets hired by Arab oil barons who shit on her face

definitely the worst reffing of the tourney, ncaa should be embarrassed.

What’s worse, not scoring when 5v3 or giving up short handed goal?

can you blame them

Smitty

jesus what the fuck are the flames doing

Mike Smith is a goon

The cracks are starting to form.

smith what are you doing my guy, don't you realize the ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in it's class

Oh good, Mike Smith is about to implode again.

Giving up a shorthanded 5 on 3 goal
>tfw I scored one once in the ploffs

it would seem that calgary is flaming out

Not at all

Its a Russian firing squad

For me? Its living the Canadian Dream in one of my brand new limited-edition Chevy Silverados

flames are getting exposed

>truck
>ram
>luxurious

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starting to regret that the avs signed brassard desu

imagine being so in denial that you can't recognize that the ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in it's class

>guts
>glory
>ram

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they are pretty sweet.

but guts and glory aren't a luxury
they're earned

Had a pretty good time in regular season but in the playoff its
>penalty
>penalty
>penalty

Playoff experience my fucking ass.

H O N K
O
N
K

youtube.com/watch?v=1bfRRnWpkFo

SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

Oh boy!

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NOT SO FAST

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yeah I never even noticed. That was hot af

why do swedes have such nice hair

>Look how high the ass forwards are

There we go. Brassard is the Flim Flams MVP tonight.

That dudes back with the trumpet in the crowd

BASED

LETS GO FLAMES

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>tfw channeling lanny

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WHAT A PLAY BY BENNY

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Hope Badnar benches Brassard for the rest of the night.

Thought that was a dart for a second

probably all the fish they eat

>bednar
>making good decisions relating to the lineup
this is the coach that thought splitting up >our top line would fix >our goaltending collapse

holy shit

for me, it's a flames isles final
true boomerkino

>canned rotten fish

Bye Felicia

stream the national on cbc gem guys

Why is Rantonen so invisible? I was informed he was elite

can't right now, i'm busy getting a good lease on the ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in it's class

I heard the Ford F150 is better

Bednar is forcing him to play on the second line for no fucking reason

He's not quite there but it's still impressive

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you're mistaken, my friend, the ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in it's class

Hes on the 1st line again

>falling for (((their))) car tricks

shant

What was the meme show last year? Wasn't it something about a millennial living with his grandpa?

I wish the Rockies never moved, lads

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Avs will score after 1:14 has passed on the PP

>Ford Raptor

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So do all who live to see such teams but that is not for you to decide, all you have to decide is who to support with the teams that are given to you

i hate that color scheme

Where the fuck are you posting this from Gary.

How many fucking times is gord miller gonna say calgary was the best team in the regular season.

>Another broken stick on the PK

It's the colors of the state flag. I think it looks pretty good 2bh.

>avs
>scoring on a PP
I like to dream too, user.

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the 1972 expansion team matchup

I think it's pretty sweet 2bh.

Your bedroom

need a big 3rd period

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No Gary pls, you told me I could have the first bone. Gary pls.

For me it's the Calgary Inferno

Might have to go bed in a mo lads.

Need to be up in just over 4 hours.
My prediction is Flames will empty net in the last 3 mins and Colorado will score on an empty net.

F

I gave your mom the first bone if you know what I'm saying. You'll get your lock out and you'll like it.

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I hope not

good night lad

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How do Canadians feel that Gary has the script so that the cup doesn't "come home"?

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even gary can't stop the flames this year. leafs flames in the finals

>Laffs

I want the Flames to win it all desu, since my hasb missed ;_;

>leafs flames in the finals
Final round of golf maybe.

landeskog is so shit

He's not that bad

this fucking game

Mac and Kog have a lot of ice time, may tire out down the stretch desu

Didn't seem like much of a dive to me

>could just not call anything
>nah, lets call both, ruining the image of a big name star with a diving call
Dumb refs.

Refs = Deafs 2bh

zodorov is a real piece of work

Zodorov is based if you ask me

>that good mom with her white husband and kid behind the bench
comforting

SSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

SEAN MOTHERFUCKING MONAHAN

Game of bounces.

M o n a h a n

>nuggets choke and avs give up a goal within a minute of each other
Denverfags btfo

seven minutes flamesbros

Go Avs!

based American bros

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flames winning the cup tbqh

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Wouldn’t count your chickens. Avs have outplayed them both games. Flames have been leaning on a hot goalie a little too much.
Avs are just incompetent with shooting

they'll win it once they relocate

>hot goalie
>weak shooting
>warning not to count chickens

Speaking of counting chickens,

>lames

boooooooooo

OH NO NO NO

oh no no no no no

fucking LMAO
no chance, they're gonna get absolutely bullied next round

Typical FlimFlams.

Huh, interesting

RANTANEEEEEEEEN

SCAAAAAAAAAR FUCK YOU FLIM FLAMS

yeah and tampa was just going to cruise to the cup

>Road team scores
>Stadium plays hype music
What did the flames mean by this?

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You lose You win!

>what about

LET'S GO OVERTIME. GIVE ME MORE SPORTS BEFORE I'M FORCED TO LIVE WITH MYSELF.

MORE HOCKEY PLEASE

wow gary didnt see this coming

What kind of music should they play? Games tied. Might as well keep the energy up.

top kek what the fuck was Brodie doing?

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Fuck yeah OT

who scores in ogretime?

YES THANK GOD FOR MORE HOCKEY

I WAS ABOUT TO STARE AT A SCREEN WONDERING WHAT TO DO FOR HOURS

me

As a neutral fan who is just here to shitpost I gotta say I'm glad I didn't listen to the people saying this series wasn't worth watching. Flames in 2OT by the way check these digits.

shannon better be getting my numbers ready

it's ogre time

skitchin

Avs in 3m into the OT

McKinnon blows ACL in OT, check em

even for landeskog
odd for tkachuk

Neal XD

Flames get paralaxxed check em

>bing bing wahoo!

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Johnny (check em)

ho boy

chekt

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that mustache is not even

not even what?

Dude, it's not even, like it's odd.

as in not symmetrical

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Guy Firey at the Kentucky Derby cooking up some delicious horsemeat burgers

dont stop the party~

reminder that the Ducks fan is a fat virgin and will never have sex

Did you mean to post this on Yea Forums?

no but it is from my Yea Forums folder

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>good wood
I love it when she talks dirty

what a fucking nail biter

except nobody cares what happens to either of these teams

She said "piss" earlier. Made me wet.

dont bit your nails its bad for u

how so?

>tfw you have to write a 500 word essay at work tomorrow

double spacing helps

I care

Did you hit on the secretary one to many times?

>BING
>BING
>WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>fumes

yikes

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>Trusting Mike Smith to not lose a game
Why?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AUGH THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

ahahahahahaha >flams

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Daddy MacK!!!!!!!!!!!!

>mike smith has a good glove hand

BIG MACK
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Big save, big goal.

bing

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Flims on suicide watch

dude is a hoss

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVALANCHE GOAL
Avs deserved this game without question, gg though Flams

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Based Grubauer

ok this is based

entertaining game
gg avs fans

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GG flims
see you on monday

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FUCK BROS FUCK. IN CALGARY RIGHT NOW THE CITY IS ON FIRE.