UFC 236 Gamethread #4

Main card (ESPN+ PPV now)

Max Holloway vs. Dustin Poirier

Kelvin Gastelum vs. Israel Adesanya

Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree Jr.

Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant

Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov (live blog)

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Undercard

Matt Frevola def. Jalin Turner via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)

Alexandre Pantoja def. Wilson Reis via first-round TKO (2:58)

Max Griffin def. Zelim Imadaev via majority decision (29-27, 29-27, 28-28)

Khalid Taha def. Boston Salmon via first-round TKO (0:25) | Watch Finish

Belal Muhammad def. Curtis Millender via UD (29-27 x2, 30-26)

Montel Jackson def. Andre Soukhamthath via UD (30-26, 29-27, 30-27)

Poliana Botelho def. Lauren Mueller via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)

Brandon Davis def. Randy Costa via sub (rear-naked choke) (R2, 1:12)

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Rico fucked aubreys wife

Schaub fucked Aubrey's wife

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dubs and OSP von flues

toilet till? yup i invented that

Just a 5ft 11 guy hanging out with his bros

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Soi faggots won

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First for filo goddess Charmaine Villa Alovera, no ba ding niggas arounds. PUTA INO MO

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Krylov is 25-6 yet has never defeated a top 20 opponent. That's pretty impressive honestly.

>"I AM SO UTTERLY SURE KELVIN WILL HEEM ISREAL"
show yourself aussie. i want to laugh in your face later.

Rate my snacks

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>Eryk Anders

Surprised this meme is still around tbqh

Needs more peaches

They have them stand on platforms so they appear to be similar heights obvs

puke/10

I found a bluecheck with a respectable opinion.

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seriously, what's his problem?

Krylov or OSP?

5/10

FUCK REDDITORS AND FUCK SOIBOIS
IF YOU DIDNT JUST LISTEN TO FACE THE PAIN YOU AINT A FIGHT FAN YOURE A FUCKING FAGGOT
JUST
FUCKING
BLEED

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Fuck this faggot. He's so pretentious but he's a fucking pleb

Who did HEEM pick on this fight? It's statistically proven that most of the picks are heemed on the first fight, so whoever most went with is fucked

Is OSP gay?

>this song

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If this was boxing, he'd be 31-0

i didn't know either. I don't if its just a rumor.
btw now that we're talking porn butts.

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Hating on Ya Boi should be a criminal offense desu

bros... the black guy is losing sorry

2.5/10

>Born and raised in Florida
>Went to school in Tennessee
>Still comes out wearing a Haitian flag

Little bit triggered tbqh senpai

good post

vile

If this was boxing he would be 0-31

>good enough to be likeable
>humble
>entertaining fighter
>not so good that he becomes dislikeable to be dislikeable

Based OSP

do they both have scar tattoos?

Why isn't he walking out to blacksplosive music?

OSP, Krylov can beat him standing though.

Krylov. OSP is old and busted.

Can we discuss how fucking terrible the LHW division is? Other than Walker and blown up MW Santos and Jones/Gus it's literally all cans.

>born in florida
>fights with the Haitian flag
What the fuck is with all these traitors in the UFC?

if you like face the pain you hate grappling

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Cringe

Would it be cheating if Mr Marcus fucked Aubrey Marcus' wife?

>you now remember the face the pain dubstep remix used for 189

youtube.com/watch?v=PyIPMpdzM90

who is the best looking girl you have in your folder?

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Should i go get some snacks or stay comfy watching fights in bed lads?

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>mfw i stayed up to watch this
if this isnt good i'll heem myself

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Dafuq?

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how many blonde women you think OSP has fucked in his US trip?

Stop stealing my images.

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quick snack run lad

They should make OSP fight GSP

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stream fartshd.ml

Friendly reminders

1) Adesanya has no power
2) Adesanya has been KO'd cold in kickboxing in less than 30 seconds by a nobody

Soon we can rejoice that every last one of Dana's hype trains has failed miserably, Mexican Leonardo DiCaprio takes this one with ease

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Poo2loo

DC literally said last card that he was 5'9 to Dominick Cruz

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Aunt Laurie

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>how dare Trump call countries like haiti shithole countries
>how dare Trump not let these poor immigrants in from their shithole countries
>face the pain sucks
American Onions logic.

>Cuck Thomas

What a joyless faggot he is. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him genuinely smile.

based

For me, it's Haiti by KO

I think it's fine if you are first generation

Rose doesn't rep the american flag either

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>Karate fighter doesn't even think a fellow karate fighter is going to win.

LAUGHABLE

>Donetsk, Russia
Ftfy

I almost forgot about this

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>I was never cool enough to join a frat in college
>I will never get to show off my cool letter branding like OSP
Why live?

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What a fucking mess

Based dubstep. The Zoomers will never create anything as complex, intricate, and laced with meaning as we Millenials did with dubstep.

I already have a UFC Fightpass AND ESPN+ account and they STILL want me to pay 80 bucks and subscribe?

Saint Preux is the blackest fighter ever. Joe Rogan approved

Looks like I've got my work cut out for me tonight

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>Macedonia
no such country

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HEEM TAPPY

I'm telling

pay up, goy

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>carbs and butter

how big are your tits m8

>the tackling nignog

Even Americans don't want to be American anymore

>i now remember i deleted my Dern folder

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based enthusiastic black women. based boomer chowing down on his nachos

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What is the link to twitchy's stream?

and Holloway vs Dollaway

They have to go back

We appreciate you

doing gods work

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>Trips you
Heh, nothing personal kid

osp looking like shit

>this the guy jon had trouble with

YEEEEEEAHH YBOOOOOIIII

thank you for your service

Cain does the same thing with the Mexican flag, always root against the guy for that reason alone

dubstep is retarded

where's the link at bitches

Boooooooooo

>curly > straight
I don't really get why black women straighten their hair

brehs

No. If you love your shithole you should stay in it.

espn plus won't take my money for some reason
whatever fuck this card

Yeah fuck this guy

Based and ebonypilled

There were 'germans' with lebanese flags, americans with iraqi flags, hawaians have their own, I'm not sure I saw anyone normal

twitch.tv/waderweidoan

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r/mmastreamz newfag

OSP looks like shit. He's getting heemed

Somebody explain

GASSED ALREADY

Because the high tier women are are trying to attack white men.

wtf is OSP doing/ He looks turbo gassed

Wtf preux

WOOO

did some mexichad chuck your white crush

lots of black people in Atlanta

Its closed retard

this is shit bros, already regretting paying ufc

>OSP is already gassed
RIP

youtube.com/watch?v=PjJ6lmYEqu4
nah m8 proper dubstep isn't

Osp is lazy

No epo no gass

you ain't tired

the absolute state of blackbois lmao

>St Poo

>you don't get tired

Nah senpai he tired

thanks bro

LOOK AT ME

based helpful reply

Max is going to lose without his EPO.

No way he keeps the pace he does natty.

*attract I'm retarded

I want to be American. I just don't want most of the other people in this country here.

Both of these fighters are total shit why are all MW and higher fighters so shit?

did osp get usada'd?

Link? Based

these rhyming matchups would be hilarious because the much better fighter would get absolutely sent to the shadow realm because of the size difference

Krylov has this. nigger already gassed.

With a Z you cocksucking fuckface faggot little shit

freudian slip from the wh*toid

>you need to pick up the pace
>slow things down

Terrible cornerman

OSP you better not fuck my picks, fix your fucking cardio

OSP is gassed already, this guy has always been a can who had one semi-respectable performance against an off-cycle Jones, he's getting sparked in the second because he's planting his feet

why is /heem/ so meta?

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So uninterested in this card. Have I finally outgrown MMA?

"We have our rights and we REFUSE to train cardio."
- fighters union to UFC top brass

what has happened to OSP?

You have no idea

10-9 OSP
OSP getting heem'd this round

Greg Jackson is legit. Always a great cornerman.

>anons still picked OSP after he walked out with dadbod at weighins
lul

no but your fagness has grown if you cant get excited for porier holloway

if you're not into the main event then i guess so

UFC already peaked. Its shit now and will only get worse

Is this the first fight?

Nah all my spic friends rep America and think Mexico sucks

FUCK YOU NIGSP

is it just me or does Rogan root for every black fighter

Say that to my face i would snap your jaw you fat fuck

dadbods are objectively the best build for a fighter

>"you don't get tired!"
Looks pretty tired to me, Bob.

>tfw got OSP in my picks

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is the entire OSP career based on tackling the opponents? he's such an amateur

I'm just tuning in, what did I miss? Who's better? Has Rogan already complimented OSP's body?

It's over osp going to sleep

Nah it's not great. Good comain and main but the rest of it could be would easily be prelim fights.

HEEM TAPPY

liar

is there something wrong with my stream? why are they moving in slow motion?

NEGROS BTFO

>weakest area is cardio
>put on mass

I knew he was a moron when I saw that he got branded but he must be a brainlet

My boy finna let OSP take a breather.

MY BOY

MORE LIKE POOSP

DONT RUIN MY PICKS OSP

ayy lmao

He said he was much bigger than Krylov which is kind of funny when you think about Rogan saying it.

based krylov

Charmaine Alovera

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rip. I got based Krylov.

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>getting submitted by a karate guy
OH NO NO NO HAHAHA

nah, you just watched so much mma over the years that your brain is on full analysis mode

Those restricted breathing sounds

>That breathing
WEW lad

osp looked like shit

That was just so pathetic by OSP. He needs to retire that was a bumfight.

damn we gonna see alot of fighters get exposed.

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BASED NIKITA

>tfw picks already gadooshed

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what happened to negros these past few cards? lmao eternal, should they just quit combat sports?

tap tap tappy

holy fuck the sound of OSP gurgling from the choke

That's the worst OSP has ever looked I swear

Looked completely checked out of that fight. He retiring or something?

Bought the ppv

BLEACHED

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FUCK MY PICKS GOT HEEMED GODDAMN

Who

His corner man sounds like a white teacher in the ghetto trying to motivate a pack of niglets

>Old Saggy Pouch

>those choking sounds

yikes

Whites just keep winning

Based bitcoin miner

OSP a bum, he has always been a bum and he will always be a bum

last time I ever include OSP in my picks

>doubting slavstrength

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checked

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It's true but then again I don't live in the southwest or hang out with faggot liberals at all

He literally made a comment that OSP needs a bigger cup

>And that's a good thing.

I just can't care about Holloway, every time I look at him or hear him speak I just cannot believe that he is supposed to be some kind of world-class athlete

HEEM TAPPY

yes

what the fuck feel is that you fucking cazzie?

cut him some slack, he's Haitian.

I didn't even think about that senpai. Cardio in the UFC is going to get even worse now lmao.

Every strength and """conditioning""" coach in MMA is some dude that looks like The Mountain. It's only natural that literally every fighter is gassed after one round.

>black fighters
yikes

>tfw have the same tattoo as krylov

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most inconsistent fighter since Artem

>ovince saint poopoo

Fuck yeah didn't fail the first fight of picks

>OSP is a can now
Fuck bros why is time so cruel? He was always an exciting, game fighter.

There’s absolutely no way TJ was the only guy using EPO. Expect the “endless cardio guys” to suddenly seem more human

No he's the cowboy of LHW.

OSP should just retire at this point, he'll never crack the top 10 with these performances

Im getting a little sick of being American, tired of the immigration debate, tired of protestantism, tired of the Murica with guns and rednecks and Trump, I don't even mean this like im a liberal shithead I even like Trump.

Im just saying I am getting tired of Americanism.

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white power!

and my picks are rekt already.

>black fighter loses when he's not 2 weight classes bigger than his opponent

really makes you think

That balding nigga in the back with the black and yellow hoodie and that fag with the pong hat.

Scary stuff

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>twitchy already goofed
>based two time still alive
I'm winning this.

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kek why didn't he get an Octagon interview?

shutup you spoiled bitch
>uhhh im so tired of living in the first world
kill yourself you weak little faggot

WE LOVE YOU AUSGOD

how can blackboi even compete

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what

BLEACHED

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>Take him down! Pick up the pace! Keep it on the feet! Slow it down! You're winning this! He's tired! You're down two rounds! You need the finish!

Rate my cornermanship

nice try im not letting you save my waifu

Stupid sexy Jouban

Damn you guys are fast lol

What the fuck bros..... OSP torpedoed my picks.... did he even do a training camp for this? Absolute disgrace, he gave up before he even came in

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Fuck this shit, ditch USADA and let us enjoy fun fights

my wife

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BLACK BOIS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN LMAOO

stop showing your ugly ass family

Wowow wow hey faggot, that better be real butter, no "easy spread" mostly unhealthy, shit tasting, easy oxidising vegetable oil shit.
Also, is that a crisp sandwhich?Or something with cheese?

can we agree that chad is /ourguy/ this fight?

>say my picks for first time ever
>will probably get them all
>I probably can heem anybody here lmao

Lads get ready for DC calling Dwight Grant, Da White Grant

Just a heads up

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Same. Its tuff b.

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How bad do you think UFC fighters feel when the camera cut to them and the crowd don't cherr or react?

We ebony kweens now?

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but white men search for curly hair, that's why they don't want white women anymore
I know because I have a white friend

I got tired of being American, until I spent two years in Europe. I was so happy when I got back home. Now I'm in Canada, it's not as bad as Europe but it ain't the US.

Trust me, the US is the best country in the world. As shitty as it is, everywhere else is even worse. There are reasons why every successful European or Canadian tries to move to the US.

Rural US is the GOAT lifestyle.

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You're a legend m8

We appreciate it

You wouldn't get sick 50 years ago when we'd have you upside down with a fork up your ass

>negritos

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>tfw no thicc black gf with a nice smile and cute face

Well, to be honest being an "American" means basically nothing these days. When anyone and everyone "belongs here", even people who just walk across the border and have a kid, there isn't much meaning left.

Every Brazilian female is barely female anymore.

No shame

Stop posting negresses.

Usman
Holloway
Might mouse
Jones
Stipe

He went too turbo in r1 and gassed, shame.

Post yfw Max Holloway gasses 2nd round and gets Heemed because he went off EPO

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Just got off work

Quick rundown?

why do typically english expressions are so funny?
>you're a fucking pansy

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Have you never been to a live event? 90% of the UFC fanbase are living breathing human trash.

Your picks can't get heemed if you don't make picks in the first place

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Just how good is EPO......

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who tf is that guy btw?

where the fuck do i buy my protein snacks official sponsor of the ufc

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nigress getting B L E A C H E D

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Ai is so cute. But she fucked niggers. What a disgrace.

Utterly buttery and its a cheese sandwich

This.

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Breh....

Osp tapped, moving into the next fight.

>2019
>picking OSP

C'mon guys

>wake up Jon

Wait, are there some actual casual that thought based Krylov wasn't winning

wew, sad and pathetic

kek I said that so many threads ago Brazil bro, glad you're still getting a kick out of it

nikita krylov is an israelite

Some guys fought. Some won, some lost.

"aiii pinche maricone eh aiiii jajajajajaj"

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I wonder if the UFC top brass tell the trainers at the performance institute to try subtly nudge the fighters training there into fighting more entertaining styles. E.g. trainers focus more on finishing, striking, etc. not because it's what the fighter needs, but because it's what'll make UFC more money

why is joanna #2 in the rankings if she has a losing streak?

what happened?

I would let Jessica Andrade fuck my boypussy owo

story?

shes too cute, she can do no wrong

I've been to 2 events it's mostly bros with a few goofs mixed in

she half bred show real sistas

If you watch kickboxing even moderately everyone gets knocked out sooner or later. It is what it is. Isnt it time strikers take some of the shine away from these wrestlers?

Probably just a casual who hopped on during the Conor phase

You can hop off now and go back to WWE and anime

I take it because I have a respiratory deficiency while living at 10,000 ft altitude. it's pretty pretty good , specially for sex with several women lmfao

>nothing gets to her
*throws trolley*

Bj penn finna rape clay guida

twitter.com/bisping/status/1117252437801177088

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Just close your eyes nigga

It’s only injectable. It makes you produce more red blood cells. Which thickens your bloood and has horrible side effects. But for elite cardio athletes, there is no substitute

>me on the left

because the only one who beat her is the champ

The story is youre new. The End.

Yeah women’s mma is fucking stupid

Did Rogan have to shit?

This guy gets it.
>tfw going out into the woods to shoot beer cans and eating burgers afterwards

Based

All of the female mma fighters are on test right? How many of the cardio gods are on EPO or whatever the fuck its called?

Both OSP and Krylov are so hit and miss I couldn't decide. My heart said Krylov but my dumbass head said OSP.

The former, Mike.

holy shit even Bisping?

Are they legit having issues? He literally works for ESPN he shouldn't be posting this shit lmao. Also he probably knows some streams, he mentioned streaming some Boxing because his Son found some shit before

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They make a nice couple

imagine him squatting over a hole in the ground and filling it up

>Nig btfo
Will Joe ever recover

is it 90s hip hop night?

I hate dykes. You’ll never have the testicles. Abominable

>brahma
more like BUMrahma

You could say that pretty much anytime after 1800

>Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
instagram.com/p/BwN4U1RAnnU/

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Man Dwights face is all kind of a fucked up.

I fucking HATE Pat Barry's groomed fucktoy. I can't believe she flaunted her utter dependence on him on a global stage at the last press conference. It just goes to show how balls deep Pat is in her mind. I would FUCK pats cum the FUCK out of her cunt if given the chance. But I won't get that chance so I will pray for her loss at every fight. The fake cunt is retarded and a faux hippy. She's a damaged groomed mentally fragile puppet owned by Pat Barry. We need a real champion. Andrade is the antidote.

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Why is AKA the most hilariously misnamed camp ever?
All their belt holders are elite-level wrestlers and their training definitely centers around wrestling

The thing about EPO. It's not just about cardio.
What happens is when you train (hard) you use up your red bloodcells. If you take EPO after a hard training camp you get the benefit of the training but with fresh full red bloodcelled blood.
A clean fighter will have to measure their camp effort.

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what kind of mutt is jouban? i can't place it

CAN'T BE TOUCHED

Holy fuck that was a lot of work.
Decent work /heem/ I've seen better though.

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>black fighters getting BTFO lately
>Joe sounds kinda depressed recently

Holy shit, he is the biggest cuck on earth.

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>another pick that got USADA'D
Just fucking let them do whatever shit they want you cunts OSP needs his EPO you ratfucks. Making fighters be clean is ruining this sport

>this thread

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Another victim
twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/1117255337738932224

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She’ll have a realization at some point.

But she’s also wigger trash

Wtf how did the schmo get a pick with Dana

Jouban is /ourguy/

But someone post the Grant-Pedersoli KO

>UFC employees and hall of famers don't even get a free ESPN+ sub

fucking hell Dana

Dwight Grant for the heem.

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it's just too funny to forget

Rockhold

He eats nothing but Elk meat. No fiber in his diet. Probably takes him a while.

Dear God(s) (all of them tattooed on Santos's body) PLEASE let Santos BTFO Jones.

mischa brooks

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>inb4 tim shoots up the ESPN head office for infringing on his freedom to watch the program

fat tyler

fat tyler

>gangsters paradise hits
lmao apparently

>still alive

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP BROS

how the fuck can I get laid /heem/? I haven't fucked since I broke up with my girl 4 years ago

nice job bro thanks

>Mfw I just bought it 1 hour before the main card and it's working perfectly fine.

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I am the smartest man alive

Rose is a broken Goddess. I don't know about Pat Berry, but if he makes her happy, then I accept their relationship.

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>team alpha male
>a bunch of beta manlets

Chrissy Blair looks like Charlize Theron a little bit

and IT is ALL over
twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/1117255790736347137

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oh wow.
Is it just not streaming for people or something? Just seems odd to have so many issues when this isn't even a huge card

>nigger music
>niggaboos

hookers

>gangsters paradise
>from the suburbs
yikes

BEEN SPENDING MOST THEIR LIVES
LIVING THE HEEMSTER'S PARADISE

>coolio

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Best walkout song.

you mind your p's and q's around Alan Jouban!

>belt holders

No...

goat walkout song

I'm just happy to be included in the image.

Jouban is like an attractive Diaz cousin from the suburbs

based boi

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Dwight Grant is total shit I'm glad they robbed him in the Zak Ottow fight. Too bad they have him against a can tonight.

>all those goofs

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cooking a chicken and vegetable heem themed soup lads
will post results after the main event

Is this the first ESPN PPV? It’s shit.

I bet on the black man and now I have egg on my face, thanks for the hard work my canadian friend
don't make the same mistake as me and accidentally save the jpeg as a png and blow up your computer

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so what? 90s hip hop is based, can't wait for some fighter to pump Jodeci - Freek'n you

Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long
That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

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kek told you lads

i hate it when shit doesn't world

>it will not world
What did he mean by that?

BOOMERS TAKING OVER
based

You're just jalous of pats grooming game.

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>i'm done
vet suicide rate claims another victim

they're illegal in leafistan and I live 4 hours away from a big city where there would even be illegal escorts

/heem/ is an inclusive thread friendo

imagine if she sat on your face as a prank haha

He is my boy, but he should have gone for face the pain or something like that

Ronaldo switched sports?

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the best streaming service in the world you goofs

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Good but not the grea teest wo song

Das it mane

Kek
Except for Sage.

No, she looks a lot like that ginger actress who was in one episode of The Office as the handbag salesman.

grant will win, easy bet

This nig ref is unironically the GOAT

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Do you guys think height or reach is exaggerated more often

I think he meant to say work

>the 37 yo prospect

We have this thing in the states called brothels, great invention

espn adding in the female voice randomly. fucking espn is going to ruin these ppvs. bet their numbers are shit. paying money to spend more money on a ppv. too much work desu.

doenst matter. coolio trumps all

Stream @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Basedstream com
Basedstream com
Basedstream com

give joucan your power

tsuuuu

height for sure

The GOAT

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no, this is

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SWAGGY G

I’m sorry, but Buffer is cringe tier and needs to go.

If the UFC ends up being the only sports league with real drug testing everyone's gonna stop fucking watching

Last invitational link for today

Join the /heem/ Whatsapp group for comfy MMA night

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

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/OUR CHAD/

kek, I knew I recognized him

>the white grant

I thought he was like 25 wtf

Huh I get hookers off cupidescorts in Toronto all the time ?

Wallet snatcher

>peak performance

Wat this nigga 34 years old??!? I thought they were pushing him as a prospect?

Alan Jouban is Carlos Condit's Carlos Condit.

fuck off nerd

>American Chad vs Beetlejuice
imagine not having Jouban in your picks

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retard

damn that nigga has some long arms, looks like a mf enderman what the fuck

Numbers are better than ever nigger

I want Jouban to win, but he's a chinny striker.

I bet there are thousands of people around the globe who unironically try to make themselves look just like Tsu

Swaggy G is the based ref around

SPICY

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Would you rather be 6 foot 3 with a 5 unch penis or 5 foot 10 with a 7 inch penis

Jouban getting heeemed soon

tens of thousands

I live 4 hours away from toronto though

user... It's not *really* illegal. Check your city's business bylaws. You can literally get a business licence for escort services and erotic massage parlours. It's all wink wink nudge nudge.

oh okay, I thought it was some sort of american expression that I haven't heard of.

>dwight hits jouban
>OH HE HURT HIM WITH THAT
>jouban continues to advance like nothing really happened

Rogan is dogshit and a cuck.

Nice, who do you see? I saw Carlisle a couple weeks back. Top girl. Probably best Asian I ever fucked.

Jouban 10-9

once again, curly hair

10-9 Jewban

skull mogging everyone

5’10 with a seven inch dick

Luckily I’m that height with an even larger dick

both would be an improvement for me.

who has the best natty skull?

Do UFC fighters still do Fortnite dances after winning?

Jouban is low key Cody-vs-cruzing this fool.

Only one getting heemed here is me. This shit is making me sleepy.

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Well what you a country hick for?

BUT I AIN'T NEVER CROSSED A MAN THAT DIDN'T DESERVE
ME BE TREATED LIKE A PUNK, YOU KNOW THAT'S UNHEARD OF

Bigfoot.

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girth matters. id take 5'10 with a 7x5.5 MINIMUM

Sure hope not

can you imagine her after a big mexican dinner?

I would never pay to fuck an Asian lol I get enough of those chinks for free , also asians can’t fuck for shit

all of the octagon girls should be black.

Did i miss anything?

Jouban is skilled but rlly chinny

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dwight is as stiff as hendo

how big of a fist do you need to satisfy a skull like that?

If you had no choice would you rather give oral to your mother or get a blowjob from your father?

Is Dwight Grant from AKA? DC seems high on him

Also what's with the shitty lighting tonight? You can see blatant camera flashes

under8d

Why does joe feel the need to constantly remind everyone that getting punched, kicked or kneed hurts?

Nah

and they should wear thong, it's the latest gimmick for women

Stream heem

lmao

Eh not really, OSP tapped, jouban is fighting grant in 2nd round at the moment.

>paying to fuck an asian

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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im 6ft with a 4in penis so haha

I'd take 5'2" if it came with a girthy 9 incher

Why can't you be normal?

>namefagging

give a blowjob to my young brother

>HE HURT HIM HE HURT HIM

Joe Rogan sounds like he's found his new bull. I bet he's already imagining the view behind Du-White Grant.

Name a more iconic skull. I'll wait..

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Your loss, m8. Carlisle was a great time. Who do you recommend?

based

5'10 of course, i'm taller than every woman i know and i'm 5'9, wouldn't make a difference

What the fuck is even that flag nigga?

YIKES!

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UFC Midget weight when?

Wh*teoids getting BTFO here.

The manly thing is obviously to give oral to your mother.

Having your father give you a bj instead is like saying to him "I havent got the balls to do hetero oral to my mother, so I'm going to make you give homo BJ to your son," which is worse, because it has the incest and the gay, whilst mother/son is just incest.

I'd bet it's easier to duck punches with that bad boy.

this neanderthal lost to a 60 year old holyfield

>calling small people "midgets"
rude!!!!!!!

state of this shit fight

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I get the same girl every time now.. don’t want you or anyone else fucking her so I’m not gonna say..

>HE HURT HIM
>HES HURT
>HE GOT ROCKED
>HES IN TROUBLE

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Why doesn't Proper 12 sponsor the UFC?

im falling asleep. this card sucks. i either have another beer or eat some food and go to heemland.

i'm a virgin

That she cooked for you? Heaven

>great kick to the body

>don’t want you or anyone else fucking her
m8...

no no, I mean actual midgets, circus people

Merge time

Jouban's just following him around the ring... they've been circling left like a fucking nascar race - for a champion kickboxer like Jouban you'd expect him to know better

t. juan michael dela chua jr.

Proper 12 is on the canvas for Conor fights. THat's the deal for Conor's next 6 fights.

>tries to pretend she hasnt has miles of cock and gallons of other mens cum and spit in her already

I'm not sure what you mean by that

should've gone to the party, turns out this card is getting too long for my taste, they should just cut to the main and co-main already, fuck that

Oral to mother, she probably hasn't had any for a long long time. Also a good bonding opportunity.

I’ve fucked half the girls at Cupid’s. Odds are I already fucked her.

What poofy little flower do you have in Brazil that you would use if you were to steal and use the phrase/insult yourself?
(this is from different anglo user)

Would you rather have everyone you know find obscene shota porn on youf computer or have your family watch you get pegged by a tranny

kARYN BRYANTS HUSBAND IS A KEK.

19-19 what you guys got?

>juan michael dela chua jr
Oi pare wtf are you implying, your tagalog mixed with english is all fucked up

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And your favourite is a fucking chink?

This fight sucks.

Post BUNDA!

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man this ref looks depressed

>fucked half the girls
>Odds are I already fucked her

no they arent

Fuck I fell asleep and it’s already the end of round 3. Shit was boring.

LMAO THE COPE

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i didnt get put in here wtf?

What

Robbed lmao. Good the fight sucked. Gotta make it controversial.

i was

HE'S GONNA SAY IT

literally how did they give that to Grant?

that guy looks so much like me it's creepy

How they gonna give it to lil nigga when my man clearly won those last 2 rounds, pushed the pace, and even finished the fight on top?

Glad I'm not a fighter because this shit would piss me off

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fucked my picks

he should just watch the free streams

how is her butthole game?