>Next Max Holloway vs. Dustin Poirier Kelvin Gastelum vs. Israel Adesanya Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree Jr. Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov
>Now Jalin Turner vs. Matt Frevola
>Previously Alexandre Pantoja def. Wilson Reis via first-round TKO (2:58) Max Griffin def. Zelim Imadaev via majority decision (29-27, 29-27, 28-28) Khalid Taha def. Boston Salmon via first-round TKO (0:25) Belal Muhammad def. Curtis Millender via UD (29-27 x2, 30-26) Montel Jackson def. Andre Soukhamthath via UD (30-26, 29-27, 30-27) Poliana Botelho def. Lauren Mueller via unanimous decision (29-28 x3) Brandon Davis def. Randy Costa via sub (rear-naked choke) (R2, 1:12)
was he telling Santino about some kid with peculiar traits he grew up with?
Charles Ross
>using a dumb mirror stay in the past
William Hernandez
Who are you quoting loser
Asher Morales
how was the hooker?
Jose Johnson
>same height as ngannou
Thomas Wilson
How come this beaner has silver teeth? Cartel pull out her real ones or something?
Brandon Bell
It's funny. just looking at their fat ass in a regular mirror apparently wasn't enough motivation.
Brayden Butler
she cute
Oliver Jones
Not as good as your mum
Jonathan Thompson
She’s a thot.
Ian Richardson
good fun. stayed longer than I had planned to
Evan Foster
did you tell her about your life? was there a connection? you just never know /blessed/
Brody Cook
Well now we know why Turner fights lightweights. This dude would get heemed by half the roster if he fought dudes his own size.
Landon Reyes
At least it's encouraging people to be fit, why not reserve your hatred for their stupid fast food commercials?
Austin Cox
>hill barking like a dog >wang crying in the cage >maynard self-ko >nate mogging everyone in the house despite being like 19 Why are the new seasons so shit? Feels like the new simpsons seasons, it just doesn't have the magic anymore
Ethan Johnson
This is just sad, hope this nigger dies of organ failure from cutting so much weight to bully midgets.
Camden Nelson
can turner fight with some urgency jesus christ this shit is a snoozefest
Brandon Brooks
Twitchy. He just said that pic related looked bad and he would not fuck. Twitchy hates on hot women.
i think the competitors generally got less weird because it went kind of mainstream and left the tapout era
Isaac Campbell
italian close to 3 hours >viagra bless
Robert Ramirez
based white girl mob
Ayden Adams
lmao
dead sport
Jacob Johnson
>LOOK AT ME
Jackson Williams
You forgot Gabe Ruediger getting a colonic to try to cut weight, still missed, then passing out naked next to the pool and getting laughed at by BJ.
Lincoln Wood
>toe eye pokes
nice
Grayson Williams
What? There was no eye poke lmao
Oliver Lee
FUCKTARDED RULE. FUCK THE UFC
FUCK MARC GODTARD
Jacob Gutierrez
Wait, what? So you can't upkick?
Levi Ross
ffs. just cut him, cut all these bums
Eli Martin
Right after he tried to throw a big 12/6 elbow too lmao
Grayson Hernandez
damn kreayshawn does something to my dick
Daniel Foster
MOGGED
Mason Wright
>Fight! >but don't fight too hard
Adrian Rogers
Heem eyey.
Levi Myers
How many heems?
Joseph Ross
imagine being 6 inches taller than someone and having to fake getting illegal up kicked to steal a fraudulent victory. We manlets win again. Lankletdom eternally BTFO forever.
Charles Green
How is that illegal if it's legal to punch somebody in the eye
>lobster asking the producers for a keg of beer >they gave him it
Jaxson Turner
>Doctors using iPhone flashlight
Seriously niggers
Jayden Torres
You're not allowed to kick a dude in the face when you're down? That's fucking retarded.
Cooper Gomez
What the fuck is Turner doing... lowest fight IQ ever for someone so much physically superior. No setup when striking on the outside whatsoever which Frevola predictably reads, misses opportunities on the ground, no leveraging of his advantages whatsoever
Christopher Edwards
not when both are grounded
Asher Nguyen
he got knocked
Xavier Sullivan
so you can't punch someone in the eye? what the fuck are they talking
Dylan Morgan
it was the heel
Ryder Cox
Turner fuckin sucks why are they backing him so hard
Joseph Ward
that's illegal? he was going for his head? upkicks are legal
Xavier Myers
Was it your first hooker? It really is a good time, isn’t it? Easy to get hooked on it.
David Clark
did that nigga just scan his eye with a phone?
Brayden Roberts
that was not a graze. I disagree. Jalin is also my wifes bull so I'm in a tough position here.
>you can punch someone in the eye >you can't hit someone with a heel in the eye
Ryder Bell
>you're not allowed to kick a guy in the face for fear that you might hit his eye
James King
>white women
Ryder Allen
I've always wanted to marry a trashy white american chick like that. The one from Florida Projects is hot af too
Gavin Peterson
Actually shut the fuck up joe you retard faggot
Liam Ortiz
FUCKING ILLEGAL
Leo Long
Can't kick someone in the head when they're not stood up.
Angel Rodriguez
This. I can punch a dude in the eye but not kick him?
Daniel Moore
What's happening with these matchups? There are so many weight classes and this is already second fight tonight where one fighter is obviously much bigger. What's the point of that?
Brody Hughes
Reminder that Rogan supported the stoppage of Zingano when she got toe poked in the eye.
Dude is 100% a sad little cuck, he'd give 0 fucks if it was a white dude getting fouled by a black guy.
Juan Bell
Rogan is such a cucked little bitch
Bentley Williams
There is literally no downside to starting a fight by poking your opponent in the eye and pretending it was an accident
Joseph Ortiz
true I see that now
Jaxson Roberts
Welcome to Georgia
Lucas Ross
why do you care what some faggot cuck with a dogfaced insectoid wife thinks is attractive.
Daniel Ramirez
Lads technique wise, what's a good way to take down lanklets and keep them down?
It seems like with the long legs it's easy for them to scramble back up and throw them around
There is no way that was an upkick. Holy fuck rogan is an idiot
Luke Richardson
head kick on a grounded opponent
Aaron Foster
He's 23. He looks like someone playing a fighter in the UFC video game for the first time. He has a great body for MMA when he grows up though no homo.
Oof you absolute brainlets the problem wasn't that it was his heel or that it was an upkick, the problem was that Turner was grounded
Jacob Ortiz
Goddamn she cute
John Cruz
Black guy on his knees is as tall as his manlet opponent standing on his feet. What's the problem?
Brody Brooks
What’s Turner’s hairstyle called?
Jaxon Morris
>have my heem setup outside >NEET who trains everyday >newlyweds just moved in next door and cleared all the trees hiding my heem setup from view >dude looks mad but if I catch him looking he looks down and walks away >his missus stands at the window staring at me training for hours on end dont know what to do lads. they cleared the trees
Chase Myers
Wait how are we gonna know how many ppv buys there were? Metzler gets his info from the cable and satellite companies.
John Lopez
>rap
kys degenerate
Levi Hernandez
you know what to do King
Wyatt Morris
So those kicks are perfectly legal unless you happen to accidentally hit someone in the eye and then it's wrong and you should have points deducted? Faggotry
Yeah, makes me sad to think it's almost been a decade since that shit
Oliver Barnes
Welcome to space. I like how that fighter just melted into a multidimensional flying sphere.
Aaron Clark
oh right his knees were grounded perfectly legal if he was on his feet jitsu guys do it all the time when pulling guard
Isaac Kelly
True dat, fren. I love it. I have a few regulars, they give me a discount because we’ve seen each other so much. I don’t even have to go anywhere. Just text, they come to my place, get to make the fugg, then they leave. GOAT lifestyle.
Parker Jones
It's ok they'll all die before you too
Joshua Gomez
I Just realized the main card will be broadcasted On ppv Why didn't they tell me earlier?
Justin Wright
Frevola has those "I went to Tiger Muay Thai last summer tattoos".
James Morgan
heem them both?
Joshua Diaz
attack from your back with subs roll into top position get up
those are about your only options. that's why Jacare beat Mousasi in the UFC but lost to him in dream
Dominic Roberts
This giraffe would get heemed at 185/205 where he belongs, he can barely hang with midgets.
They're* If you're going to call someone dumb please proof-read your posts! It saves you looking like an alcoholic abo!
Cooper Fisher
Bleached
Bentley Gutierrez
Did you ever see them make contact with the head? You'll never see a Mousasi vs. Jacare upkick KO situation in the UFC because that's straight up not allowed. Bottom fighters will upkick and aim for the torso to keep top fighter from dropping bombs on entering the ground exchange but they won't aim for the head unless it's an accident or out of instinct
Honestly though you should be allowed to upkick a "downed" fighter when you're both on the ground. If someone is trying to wrestlefuck you why shouldn't they have to worry about getting kicked in the face?
Hudson Torres
Death to all cut fags. Fuck this giant trying to fight kids
either get a job and join a gym or put up something else like a shed. You're not gonna learn much on your own
Elijah Gomez
Hey Joe, try as you may, Turner won't win. FUCK YOU JOE YOU COCKSUCKER.
Nathan Rodriguez
I’ve done some shit I’m not proud of, but explicitly paying someone for sex is a threshold I haven’t crossed and I’m worried what would happen if I did. Sounds like an expensive hobby.
Isaiah Torres
You can kick if the fighter isn't a grounded opponent, i.e 2 knees on the ground
Cooper Ramirez
I think you mean diraffe?
Josiah Martin
UFC rules are designed to help wrestlers win
Jason Cox
This is so obviously going to be a robbery lmao
William Bell
NIGGS BTFO
Bentley Edwards
>slam against the cage LANKLETS FUCKING MOGGED AND BLEACHED
I was thinking about when the other opponent is standing, not on their knees my bad I guess it was hard for the other guy to get that through his mind when the other guy is so tall
Alexander Gomez
most biased commentary of all time
Robert Ramirez
-0.
Jack Baker
is stolen land
Matthew Lewis
Her pussy wet when she watching you. She want the penis.
he tries to be a hard cunt but hes scared to say anything or even look at me shant be offering an olive branch, he can Also reckon Im helping him by showing him his missus is a slut
Seriously though how the fuck is it not allowed to kick a fighter when you're ON YOUR FUCKING BACK. FUCK these arbitrary rules, how is it not established that a kick off your back is no stronger if your opponent is standing or kneeling? So glad I've never paid a dime in support of this COCKSUCKING RULE
Isaiah Murphy
1
Brayden Flores
hahahaha joe is such a fucking faggot what the absolute fuck was that commentary
Juan Hughes
Oh for sure, Coleman and friends never turned anyone to paste with knees on the ground.
If anything adding more ground strikes makes it better for wrestlers and they can use more positions to heem people.
Eli Harris
>You'll never see a Mousasi vs. Jacare upkick KO situation in the UFC because that's straight up not allowed. That KO would be legal under UFC rules. Jacare wasn't grounded. It's possible to see it again, just unlikely since people are aware of upkicks
Lucas Bailey
train 4 nights a week at a gym as well lad
Ethan Evans
>i only care what works on trained killers >t. Bas Rutten MMA is cucked and gay.
You can hear Rogan drooling when he talks about Israel, what a fucking cuck.
Grayson Nguyen
funny, it's Fox the one with the contract here
Austin Mitchell
Yes
Owen Ortiz
I like brett
Jayden Robinson
ripple is
Alexander White
>standing fighter drops a massive hammer punch on a fighter laying on the ground Whatever... >fighter on the ground hits a standing fighter with a weak upkick That's fucking illegal!
Camden Nelson
Why would I not be proud of it? I get to fuck women most of the faggots here would drag their dicks through a mile of broken glass to sniff her panties once whenever I want. I really don’t get the stigma against paid sex. I don’t give a fuck, I love it, it’s great fun. I’ve had relationships, hell, the reason I started doing it was because of a bad breakup that really fucked me up.
I just prefer it this way now. It’s simpler. It’s pussy on tap. I have control, women aren’t the gatekeeper of sex anymore. If I want a blonde, I can fuck a blonde. If I want a redhead, I can fuck a redhead. If I want an Asian spinner with braces dressed like a schoolgirl who takes it in the ass, I can have that. I have nothing on my sexual bucket list because I’ve done it all already. I really don’t get why everyone doesn’t do this.
no. sleeping schedule >>> this semen slurping sport
Elijah Torres
Frankie is a brainlet, it says to go to the espn.com on your computer or device to order and pay and then you get the code to put into your smart tv or roku box or whatever
Some can grow up to 90 cm per day, so you should be at peace in no time. If money is tight you can use bamboo as a barbell and for other workout purposes, excellent plant
>retarded boomers are the only ones still using cable and buying PPVs >make it impossible for them to watch PPVs >put PPVs on platforms where it takes 2 clicks to find a stream There is absolutely no way this could go wrong. Dana is brilliant.
Elijah Adams
Oi pare dont post such shit taste, BIG YIKES SENPAI. Manny Pac sucks ass too so does Duratette that president nigga
You made it mate, bless up! Buy a kebab afterwards.
His wife is Jewish. He doesn't have White children.
Colton Johnson
i still can't believe Poirier lost to MJ
Lucas Brown
B-but the gf experience
Jack Smith
have a few drinks before mate youll eat it clean and ask for seconds, nothing feels better than ramming home a rock hard cock into an ass you just cleaned with your tongue.
Jeremiah Butler
SO I CAN DRIFT AWAYYYYY
Hudson Barnes
This girl had Naomi tier butt. For sure i would know since i live here. how would you know i don't know??
Imagine getting a title shot off a sparring match with a 45 year old man.
Benjamin Phillips
I still can't believe it's not butter
Jaxson Thompson
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
Grayson Wood
King Conor heemed these two, I'll turn off before the "main event".
Jaxon Jenkins
>kissing your girlfriend degenerate
Ayden Perry
Naomi was amazing. Too bad she got aids
Anthony Torres
>tfw watching The Golden One's training montage with face the pain playing in the background to get pumped instead
Pretty good substitute tbqh lads.
Gavin Martin
that's one thicc bitch
Aiden Torres
What a fucking mess of a sense of style Gaychi has. He dresses the same way he fights.
Carter Wilson
Fuck off leftist cuck
Logan Mitchell
Jac нe cyм Maкeдoнeц
Jaxon Wright
>read earlier that it's even easier to order UFC ppvs than before >had to go to espns website to order before I could even behind to watch it on my PS4 >before I could press one button on my TV to order the ppv and watch >having a ESPN+ account doesn't even net you a discounted price, still have to pay 60 dollars
yeah it's fucking bullshit
Brandon Thomas
how tall is Joe actually?
Robert Murphy
Talking to yourself?
Jason Turner
That's why there are muzzie free gyms here
Henry James
It's because ESPN agreed to pay them largely irrespective of PPV sales because ESPN+ wants subscribers and are willing to lose money now in the short term to hopefully gain more in the long term
So they just said screw it we'll go for it.
Aiden Perez
Kelvin
Robert Brown
CTE
Jacob Cruz
Ah, ok. Can’t give you recs then, but yeah, check out Perb/Merb. There’s also VIPfavours.
Same, I'd like a mate to train with, IRL shitpost, and bbq with. I'm a Pom and over here people are friendly but kinda reserved, Brits always get on best with Paddies, Aussies, Kiwis, and Saffas who are in the UK
Brody Walker
probably 5'6 but he wears shoes that give him an inch or two
Ryan Russell
How tall do you think DC is lads? I reckon 5-10 max
Daniel Diaz
where can a non-jew get a live stream link? ps: fuck jews
Alexander Robinson
Yea it's objectively not easier. I had to use a browser because (((ESPN))) doesn't want to pay fees to make it easier for people. I'm watching on a Roku.
I live in Toronto, I do it here. Also I travel to Europe a lot and do it there.
Don’t monger in NYC. It’s a huge roll of the dice, tons of stings, and if you happen to get a legit girl, you’ll pay like double most other places. Not worth.
Noah Fisher
just get to the fight ffs
Elijah Clark
Can I get a decent stream please, ripple stream sucks as expected
It was still played in the stadium, just wasn’t in the broadcast because of espn overlords
Nathan Gray
I need a stream please god
Jaxson Hall
Cazzies represent!
Adam Butler
Don't do any of that. Don't you have any dignity left?
Connor Howard
They brought everything in, looks like it's kinda prepped for a sale once their contract is up
Julian Sanders
I'm pretty sure it's only illegal if you are the one streaming it.
Liam Cook
go back to /fit/ degenerate
Owen Watson
new
Adrian Sanchez
>3 shit fights to open up the main card YIKES UFC......... YIKES
Parker King
a stream of piss haha
Justin Butler
Shut the fuck up nerd, they got rid of it before this card
Hunter Hernandez
Next Thread, Y nuevo
Evan Hughes
Look at him diming Callen out. Narc ass bitch
Kayden Martinez
He does poses like anime characters as well so I think that was a major factor in trying to jump him passed Kelvin
Jonathan Baker
Idk what you're talking about
David Gonzalez
r/mmastreamz
Hudson Williams
I can't believe anyone at UFC or ESPN thought this ESPN+ shit would be a good idea and not result in frustrated fans and lower revenue. Fucking retards.
Ethan Walker
the best, actually
Samuel Anderson
my bad bro I made the new thread because I thought you were gone. You got the next one.
Jaxson Barnes
W...what do we do bros
Jacob Kelly
See WME are retarded and never think of long term. They saw ESPN+ would pay and just went with it without thinking of the impact it would have
Adrian Flores
m8 if I had any dignity do you think I'd be posting about eating ass on /heem/?
Carter Stewart
remember when OSP was supposed to be the next Anderson Silva
ESPN is owned by Disney which is worth almost 150 billion, why do people think streaming is some sort of grand felony? it's not even illegal here, it's no different from watching it at a bar where someone else paid for one broadcast watched by many
Chase Taylor
First one then the other
Angel Hughes
do people actually feel bad about streaming lmao kys you fucking fairies
Dominic Smith
i'm actually going to disagree with you here.
it will be annoying in the short term but ESPN is THE channel when it comes to sports for most idiots. It makes it completely mainstream, which is best for revenue.
