/heem/

I'm a big Adesanya fan but Gastelum is on a level above anything he has faced before

Imagine being a heavyweight and not being able to outwrestle a light heavyweight

He is one of those people who can tell just doesn't believe in himself.
He didn't even try against Jones

Israel going to get CHUNKD in round 2.

>be poor Nigerian kid
>Family moves to new Zealand
>Become the greatest fighter in all history
Hollywood couldn't have done it better

new belt looks like shit don't (You) me

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In many ways Klevin win that

twitter.com/i/status/1117281003439935489

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>I had a big bet on Adesanya by decision
>mfw the last two minutes of that fight

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Fuck AIDSONYA and fuck black people

>stun the guy who is winning
>go for the takedown

every fucking time, you can tell when someone is not elite. Fuck you gastelum.

STYLE'D

Kek true

ripple.is/mma/9641-ufc-236-holloway-vs-poirier-2-live-stream-watch-online-tv-channel-time

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

I'm completely adrenaline dumped lads how can I even watch the main event?

Whittaker has to lynch another one huh?

>sprints towards you
>kicks your head
>rocks you
>tried to take you down

what did kevlin the can gastelum mean by this?

Is Kelvin made him struggle that much, surely Bobby Whittaker heems him?

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Mommy

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LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP US???

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did the leaf who put $6000 on gastelum get killed by his girlfriend?

This. wtf

Ive gotten literally all my main card picks wrong, I hope I didnt jinx Holloway

Sam Alvey is dropping to 185 Izzy is done

Gameplan Gastelum heems Adesanya

For some reason his entire gameplan seemed to be just trying to land that 1-2 through most of the fight. It was crazy. He didn't seem to have an overall strategy, until around the 4th where he started pressing. Had he mixed it up a bit he could have taken that.

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Dustin wins the rematch

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wait so the interim belt is actually a belt, I thought it was just a position. whats the point if its not the "real" belt.

cricfree
dot
me

best site, no lag.

wasnt a bad bet honestly

kevin stood a good chance of of heeming him early

>the absolute state of spics

>Israel is literally gay

Was that white guy Israel's twink boyfriend? It looked like he was going in for the kiss.

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Purely marketing reasons

bobby bullies these two

"i am so utterly certain kelvin heems isreal"
where you at aussie?
yes it does. looks like a plastic toy.

weidman heems the meme

not even memeing

>why didn't he just run at the guy spamming punches
it's almost like when he started pressing he got fucked up

Any girls in thread got kik and wsnt to chat, I am a nice guy and I am in great shape

Could a decent wrastler heem Adasanya?

hey lads how can I change my flag to Nigeria?
thanks

Honestly Kelvin is still based as fuck
Stylefucker still needs to be exposed by somebody with striking power and limbs

Joe rogan isn’t a cuckold. His wife had a baby with a black rapper and joe took care of it. Joe is a selfless person and a salt of the earth.

if only his arms were a bit longer!

he missed so many good shots by inches.

I'm a mexican too and short i feel kelvin's pain!

Oh dear

israel killed him in the 5th
elite striking is so beautiful to watch honestly
all memes aside he proved himself as the real deal tonight

Ryan Hall would beat Stylebender

>that could've been a 10-7 round
how can one man slurp this much black cock

It’s fucking weird, they also just randomly take those belts away, take Colby convington for example, his intern belt was removed because he wanted to fight in November instead of September due to a thumb injury

>NZ champ
>only mentions his birth country

very very disrespectful

it's gonna be a 1st round heem

lets see how well Adesanya does aggainst a bigger, stronger version of Kelvin
Israel looked weak when being pressured

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Izzy just saved me from a complete loss, I was so sure Anders was gonna win

This. Holloway is reddit-core and is finna boutta get yeeted on

don't give out streams you dumb britbong

>the whole fight joe was shilling for adesanya
>out of the whole fucking weight class lets match him with a lightweight
rigged dogshit sport

he wasn't poor though. his family was pretty wealthy in nigeria and in new zealand they were middle class.

Yes that dude is literally his bf

Who Porier here?

Mexibros, we need to put aside our differences and agree to lynch all niggers on sight

it's the only way

yeah who the fuck was that

Is this the thread?

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isnt his parents rich?

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gameplan Gastelum I said
pressing is not a gameplan you momo

I love all the people coping on him like they do against jones "the next guy will beat him!"

ask your wife's boyfriend

Amazed at Israel's improvement.
He didn't impress me in his first 2 performances, but he has stepped up every single time to the new challenge.

I think Whittaker beats him but I won't enjoy betting on it.

Crazy that Borrachinha and Kelvin are the same weight class.

Put me in the screencap, I can feel it in my bones

didn't it leak that Alex Jones revealed Joe fucks guys?

I thought the same thing did you see how he was holding on to Israel

the 800 million other undertrained contenders in Africa

the real scary africa is east africa, or central.

Rate UFC 237 out of 10

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Our boy Colby

How am I always right, and /heem/ always wrong?

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Wasnt the nigress in the white outfit his wife? Least that's what id assume. the nigga he was dancing with I think might be like a manager or some shit.

do people unironically think the isreal can beat Whittaker

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He had him, sucks he's just too short and couldn't finish the fight.

reddit rules us.

How about a twink instead

That was an all time classic, the amount of shit that happened in that fight, reminds me of Shogun vs Hendo

I had my doubts about Adesanya, but god damn the boy can deliver a banger

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0-4 on picks lads. If Poirier wins I'm 100% flushed.

He doesn't give a fuck about NZ he was bullied by crackas so he only bothers to mention Niggeria first generation immigrants have 0 loyalty

webm?

true. kelvin had his chance to finish adesanya but instead his mexican peanut brain decided he should shoot for a takedown

kelvin heems roberta shittaker

You have to be gay to be GOAT potential. GSP, Anderson Silva, Aaron Rodgers, the list goes on.

yeah he just won 2 rounds striking only with one of the best strikers in the division just doing by doing random shit and a 1-2

Gastelum was lucky to last as long as he did. He's severely one dimensional. Adesanya could have taken him out if he stepped it up sooner.

Great fight either way.

only one guy can save us from the nigga

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Izzy was throwing up those submissions really quick considering it was 4th round

Wake up Memesanya, it's all over

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No way fag

idk you tell me. link

kelvin got in his own head when he accidentally took his shorts off before getting in the cage

Potential to be terrible with a few highlights or a massive feel good card

>a blanket and a meme

you have the same population as brazil you should be a lot better

I don't think it was anything special from Israel. Gastelum just seemed gassed as fuck. Very unimpressive performance, t b h. No way he beats Whittaker.

I think that was one of the best co main events ever
It's legit got that main event feeling that leaves you drained.

I think Yoel beat Whittacker and I dont think Adesanya would survive Yoel

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I don't think he can beat him now, that was his one chance

>have him rocked
>shoot for a takedown

i'll never understand this meme.

at least i can sleep well knowing Yoel and Robert would rip this dude's heart out

are we gonna talk about how back in New Zealand Israel used to target white girls, drug them and then have sex with them. I remember hearing that one girl tested positive for HIV after it happened

It always gets hushed up in NZ but maybe now he's in the spotlight some girls will come forward

Must be because he was always fighting at 170lb.

What about кaзaхcкaя bunda?

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>Rogan for the next 8 months;
"Israel is. a. mooooother FUCKER duuuuude"

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Wow, you can be a champion in this sport by bullying fat mexican manlets

Yikes/10. Aldo/Volkanovski should unironically be the main event.

>still have Poirier Holloway left
Oh god lads my heart cant take it

BJ Penn vs Clay Guida.

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if rose successfully heems the gremlin in brazil.. it will be 10/10

That fight needs to happen, finally show Adesanya what a lanky nog can really do.

Israel about to get shoah’d

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LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNG BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'VE PAID THE COST TO BE THE BOSS

kelvin coulda used that energy he spent sprinting to the cage

Anderson Silva is fighting AGAIN? Wtf

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bbc wins again. Whens the last time there was a decent white ufc fighter?

gastleum is good. yes he could fight at LW if he was vegan, but he barely made 170 and won ultimate fighter at MW

Brazil redemption arc when. andrade, moraes, EDS, Borrachina, Ciganoooooooo

I'm mad that Israel is actually legit. He came out in the fifth like a champ. It was 2-2. Fucking annoying faggot, but he's good.

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this. based brazilian

>Max's last dominant win before he turns into a full cte zombie
let's soak it in boys.

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yeah glad you agree thanks

3/10

Kelvin basically has no gameplan outside of left hand knockout

no

Israel is shoot gay

Guy only just beat Hall. Izzy kills him.

the future natty goat and savior of the white race: Paulo Costa

It for shure looks like some funny bidness going on there, b.

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OP HERE FUCK ALL THE ADESANYA DOUBTERS

MEMEBENDER

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>Gaytchi
>former champion

>weidman

Given the CTE Big Dan let him take from Jacare I doubt Chris will ever be in title contention again. Maybe if he had crazy KO power or was super technical but his window was shut when he tried that spinning shit on Cuckhold.

Yes him or Romero

IDK if ur srs but he wouldn't be allowed to fight with HIV

underwhelming. 5.5/10

terrible,mongoloid tier

Is this achievable natty?

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if roidmero couldn't how could kelvin?

I already gassed just by watching!

reminds me of the undertaker vs shawn michaels' fight that by the time it was over everyone was drained for the main event!

Gotta support my boy Max tho!
at the end of the day, it is what it is.

My boy Poirer is going to heem this fraud

That's completely awful, unless some talent rises from that mess.

you fucking moron

I formally apologise to Adesanya.

I thought he would win tonight but I didn't expect that. He is not a meme

why won't Silva just fuck off already

Joe Rogaine: WOOWWWWWWWWWW

And the sad thing it almost worked

yeah unless Robert's chin is really gone after those two wars with Romero, which is not something impossible

IS THERE ANYONE ELSE?!?!!

Daniel Cormier.

i gave you guys a chance to apologize

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I don't believe it, he seems gay

I hate the corny-ass promos they play before the fights. Just let them walk out already.

SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>4 black champions
>0 white champions
who let this happen? i demand answers

Poirier is decent and 100% white

That's not CTE that's just being Hawaiian.

Washed up has beens/10

no it takes massive amounts of cortisol

Yes, attain tacos or most taco-like food in your country.

based walkout

Yes that’s what makes him based for fighting top contending fit fags

>if he was vegan

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Prime Chael heems Izzy

Natty with loads of McDonald

It's called 6000 calories a day

Roided Gastelum would unironically be unbeatable by anyone not named Jon Jones.

genuinely feel the same

And the bizarre thing is I wasn't even that interested in the co main but the main had me hard. I feel done

different org ye

>88
>betting on a black man

I'm so sorry Greatest Ally. I'll never doubt you again.

its a "Max Holloway gasses the opponent and tko's him in later rounds" episode

again and again

S A L O N Q U A L I T Y
about to send max back to federweight

Sounds like something a Nigerian would do, but as many say, he's gay and if he had aids there's no way he would be fighting.

Kek, now I want to see this. Would have to give him a brain, too, though.

Chloe Moretz esque, Joe

I'm actually impressed. I didn't think he could take a punch let alone save his best for a 5th round of a war. Glad he didn't become another Till.

no more epo

THERE WILL BE WINNERS

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watching Gastelum go 5 makes me feel gassed

romero deleted roberta's chin

hitler's nazi germany treated black athletes from america better than they were treated in america when they were at the 1936 olympics

The best is blessed baby!

R A B B I T Q U A L I T Y

Did Porier just stumble into the Octogon?

it is what it is

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COMPLETELY natty btw

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GSP you faggot

I don't understand how poirier lost to mcgregor, would he win the rematch

Damn what is Poirer's entrance song? This shit is lit.

Poirier looks like evey bully from my childhood mixed into one person

who are these super tool looking pitbull owning single mom chasing manlets?

TOLD YOU SO

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Can't they give a half an hour break before the main after that holy shit i need to recover

african-americans end up losing to africans.

are they scared of them!?

hey whens that that maga manlet fight? he seems entertaining

No

Yes both Holloway and Dustin heem McNuggets in the rematchx

Bros we absolutely need Porier to win so we can have at least one white champion.

Based

/heem/ knows all.

doubt it, conor never lost a rematch

Wear that Uk flag with pride!

max deserves to get knocked out for this intro

>migos
Cringe
The Drake curse activates tonight

>has you out on your feet
>shoots a terrible takedown

How do we end this meme, lads?

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james brown the boss

Shades of Mcgregor being a complete can in later rounds but making a miraculous comeback against Diaz
Then round 5 happens and gastelum got dissected by long limbs

CCCCHHHEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIO

GET EM UCE

Not really impressed with Adasanya.Could a decent wrastler heem him?

Better photos, thanks lad

Gassed tkos > leg kick tkos > body shot tkos > injury tkos

lads it's not often you get 2 five round bangers in one card
it's possible this one ends early
i don't want it to

Yes, McGregor is now a full on methhead

Prime Conor heems them both.

Are y'all ready to witness greatness?
The best is blessed, baby.

HOLLOWAY GONNA GET HEEMED

Max’s reign will be over soon. He leans on that chin just way too much.

having a stroke is the new meta

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Why does Max get to wear champ gear? He's not the champ for this fight.

I want to see Jones on cocaine break Adesanya's arm even after he taps, Palhares style

Kh*bib is Caucasian

its a sign of gassing. It happens in boxing but instead of shooting a shitty takedown they just stand there and puff or hug.

Poirier's striking defence has been pretty one dimensional in the past and McGregor was able to exploit that, same was Michael Johnson did.

based Child of God Jones btfoing the homosexual deviant

seethe

He didn't grow up poor, his parents were rich

Gastelum could have heemed him if he didn't have a retard moment

>Prime Conor
What a meme

Let’s face it: a certain number of men date single mothers in order to gain access to their children.

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Are they seriously calling this island beaner the goat?

Shhhh. normies dont need to know

not white

>tfw was gonna bet on Gastelum but didn't

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Just put $22 on Holloway to win $10.

I hope I win.

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>BLAKE GRICE

WHO IS THAT GUY
HOW DID HE GET THE MAIN EVENT TO REF?

My anus is clenched.

Yeah like your dad

this had better end soon

>forgetting about thug

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Absolutely BASED

First for Poirer will finish Holloway in the pocket. Get on the train now. Khabib vs Poirer is next.

bookies HATE you, blessed is the best baby

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wtf why would you... even say that?

"That dude is LEGIT"

LMFAO that looks like something Stefan would tweet. It's probably true though.

>Hawaiians then

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Conor destroyed both of these bums.

East Africa is for sprinters.

Kek, who cares about WMMA?

Who the h*ck is Blake Grice? Where's Herb "Gold Standard" Dean?

Holloway finna get HEEM'd by a 30yo boomer

The Hawaiian flag is so fucking ugly get that British shit off of there.

this doesn't go past round 1 max by k0

This. Guys punch themselves out and then go for the clinch.

He's chad, he lets niggas fight, and doesn't listen to Joe Rogan sissy ass screaming to end the fight.

Blake "Just bleed" Grice

WAIT
DONT START YET
TALKING STEAMY HOT COCAINE AND CHICKEN WINGS SHIT
GODDAMN IT

Thats because you are thinking of current Mcgregor and not the one coming up hungry and not rich

Conor pre-Floyd fight was the best 145-155lber ever.

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Do you think Buffer takes pride in what he does?

About to see an EPO-less Max get knocked out in front of his son

"B-b-b-beast"

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Is Atlanta a decent city for a young(ish) white professional? Thinking about moving there after I finish residency.

>tfw no cute ebony gf

muh dick

>last 15 second of the fight, Adesanya looks at concussed Gastelum
>Gastelum is staring into the distance and can't meet his eyes, he just isn't there
>Adesanya does the "come on lets bang" gestures and the crowd roars
>Gastelum is simply not there
>this plays in the background youtube.com/watch?v=dzA6kMTbUQI

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I don't think Porier has a chance here desu

>Lithuanian
No

some do but some have no choice

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Max came out to Drake in Canada too vs Ortega

t mobile...get FUCKED ESPN

I like both fighters! I hope they have fun!

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>lithuania
>white

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here we fucking go boys

>kelvin's last win was against a deleted bisping that almost got killed a few weeks prior by gsp
did adesanya have a decent opponent?
costa, whittaker and yoel all beat him.

Doubt it, he'll forever live in the shadow of his older brother.

With his shit talk

Poirier is my boy but it's guna b tuf b

You mean shouting for 5 minutes once a week and fucking bimbos constantly in between? Yeah probably.

Probably. We're seeing pure West-Africans in the UFC. African-Americans have been diluted by white genetics. Still West African enough to beat whites though.

CMON DUSTIN

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Conor predicted that Dustin would win by KO

>"elite" kickboxer
>gets head kicked by a manlet

GSP is still 170 and 185 champ

HAOLES SEETHING

In many ways this is a battle of the UK (Hawaii) versus France (Louisiana)

I'm nervous as fuck right now, I honestly don't know how this is gonna go down.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

max looking thick

my penis

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go to bed and I'll tell you about it in the morning

Max will be KO’d

Gib stream pls

IM EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UST BBLEED FUCKAS

max looks like shit

OHHHH

Dustin's team brought a solid game plan.

ESPN+

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BIG POWER

I know, hes been living on a borrowed time since that shoutout from Drake, his luck runs out tonight

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dustin needs to pick his punches a bit better

taima.com/r/mma

Max doesn’t look as big now. He is just a cut baby just wai for him to fold

Believe me the entire UK is staying up to watch this fight between the British man and the French man.

Hopefully his son runs in and gets heem'd

>you now remember Screech made a porno

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What the fuck is happening??? Dustin popping off right now

>this guy is a champ

Max getting some CTE

>its another manlets flurry then clinch,jab and takedown to decision fight
No one gets knocked out cause 155 has no punching power

S P I C E
P
I
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SPICY

WTF

Max is tough as fuck. Respect.

HOLY FUCK

HOLLOWWAY BOUTTA GET HEEMED

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lol homo

At least the fucking Holloway meme ends today.

man poirier can throw down

These aren't featherweight strikes you are tanking, Max. Defend that shit, don't just chin it.

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HELLO CTE MY OLD FRIEND

If Holloway can survive out of this round he can win it

literally impossible to heem max

Dustin used a shit load of energy there

Nooo

I picked Dustin and want him to win, but I wasn't expecting this.

Holy fucking shit

it is what it is

UK UK UK

NO NO NO NO TEST THIS WHITE BOY FOR EPO RIGHT FUCKING NOW DANA!!!

10-8 Poirer

I told you I had a feeling Kelvin was gonna get gadooshed
I fucking warned you all
I wondered about Wonderboy too
You know this, you remember this.
Max is next

Max just doesn’t move his head at all

I almost feel bad for their brains

Do Mexicans or Hawaiians have better chins?

HOLY FUCK LADS
MAX IS GETTING BATTERED

Seriously though if max wasn't already punch drunk he will be after this

BLESSED. lmao. fuck hawaiians

Max "Manlet Mark Hunt" Holloway

How the fuck he's not going down

Holloway gonna take shit loads of shots to gas Poirer

She genuinely looks beautiful here.

Well at least I was right about the main event. Holloway is flushed Dustin wins it's ogre.

DUSTIN BLEW HIS LOAD
>DUSTIN BLEW HIS LOAD
DUSTIN BLEW HIS LOAD
>DUSTIN BLEW HIS LOAD
DUSTIN BLEW HIS LOAD
>DUSTIN BLEW HIS LOAD
DUSTIN BLEW HIS LOAD
>DUSTIN BLEW HIS LOAD

THE WHITE MAN KEEPS MARCHING ON
asians always getting BLEACHED

Max was a fucking punching bag

if youre already condemned to having goodridge tier CTE why not?

holloway is SHOOK

porier gunna gas

SO YOU WANNA BE AN ULTIMATE FIGHTER?!
this fight is based

lads shit was fine all night and my stream decided to go to shit just now
i'm so mad

based cte holloway

Holy shit Max getting EXPOSED wtf

LADS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS CARD FUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

CUTBABY
CUTBABY
CUTBABY
CUTBABY

prime tiger heems rush

comeback mbby?

Max "Attack his fists with my chin" Holloway

holloway heemed 2nd round

oh man, i'm so , so happy.

Islanders, for sure. Mexicans are tough, but Islanders are on another chin level.

>he's going to screenshot this post and brag about it when he only posts it after the fights and after a first round domination by poirier

Is max unheemable

dustin gonna gas if he cant close the show

smaller guy's best chance is weathering the storm and using the cardio late

Max is blessed by Samoan chin

155's hit like wet noodles

Max Holloway be like "Oh no, my brains"

You can buy the ppv on espn+ now

That look in Max's face when he felt that punch is telling. Forgot how strong Dustin is

Thanks bro. I could tell it was James Brown just never heard this track.

More like Holocaustway amirite

>spitting out blood on first round

shades of Aldo 1

He's taller than Hunto tho

Mexicans have heart, Hawaiians have chin.

Based Dustin

Oh man. My hands are sweaty.

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i dont get it

God damn Holloway is so tough

CTE is going into over drive after this fight

Islander skull is a PED

I love mma bros

Poirier is fucking fast

Holloway could probably take shots from welterweights and stay standing

damn I think Peahead blew his wad

Same desu, I had a feeling Dustin would come out swinging but fuck me

Dustin is gassed, he's finished

Max is going to win now, all because of his chin again

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C R I S P

LOL it's looking that way

Aldo 1 was Max constantly forcing Aldo to explode, and not getting punched with every explosion though.
Here Poirier is pacing himself, he won't gas as hard as Aldo. That strategy was tailored for Aldo and doesn't work elsewhere.

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>both taunting each other
Who's gonna get heem'd bros?

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Amazing main and co-main.

conor would still heem both these bums

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FACT if poirer was black he would of knocked out hollaway about now due to genetic speed difference in punches.

screech is gassed

Holloway's leg looking pretty red, might be a factor later .

fucking Holloway with that immortal chin, round 1 meant nothing damn

Angel wing back tattoos should be illegal

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>holloway goes on longest streak in UFC history
>chin gets destroyed
>Mctapoer notices this
>comes back to fight him for belt
>finishes his chin
>retires while claiming he is the best 145 of all time

Tells you a what about the society we live in huh...

Max is just cardio, pace, and chin. That’s it

that fag just keeps asking for more and clapping everytime he gets punched lol

Holloway is going to have Alzheimers and Parkinsons at age 30

That works though. Israel had a better gas tank the last fight and that won it for him

lmao poorier with the pillow punches

what?

Can't rattle an empty head

Poirier is tired

>Hands on hips

Dustin is finished! But Max is doing fuck all

He's trying what worked vs Aldo, Max kept taunting Aldo and Aldo being the eternal brainlet hue took it personally and gassed himself out trying to get back at Max.

Spicy Banger!

Poirier has to be on EPO how is he throwing like that? Jesus. Max is down 20-17 needs a finish to win now.

HES BOUT TO GE HEEMed in front of his very own son LMAO

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>max taunting after every time he gets hit
Fucking cringe. Stop it it's not cool when you're getting beaten up

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At work. Getting thrills from the threads even lol.

Porier tired.

Lol i told you Holloway fags that Poirer was on another level

>That works though
I agree. In fact, I think it is the most valuable quality an MMA professional can have because it usually wins the fights.

20-17 to Dustin

they gonna swing at the start of the 3rd for sure

Dustin's guard is really good and is giving Max problems
He's a volume striker but he's not being able to land his volume clean.

Dustin looking fantastic

the state of Max's brain lmao he's gonna be schaub tier in like 2 years

20-18 Poirier

If Max makes it through this fight does it confirm he has a Tony Ferguson chin at 155? Intredasting development

Dustin has barely slowed down, if he keeps the pace he's going to win this.

a good chin is literally the most important attribute of a fighter

Max has no power

THIS IS AWESOME
>clapclap clapclapclap
THIS IS AWESOME
>clapclap clapclapclap

#blessed road to cte city today

HOLLOWAY GOING FOR THE CTE FINISH

holy shit lads

the human cte punching bag

he's been punching for 10 minutes straight so far. everyone would be tired doing what he did.

Aussiebro, pls webm that stand off

Dustin has so much more power..

pooorandgay officially gassed and discouraged

That fist bump was pretty kino

yes

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Can Max stop spamming taunts after every single normal thing that happens in a fight. Pisses me off.

Holloway puts him away in round 3.

20-17 poirer, first round was a 10-8

fuck max

lmfao max is sucha fucckin freak of nature what a beast

2 rounds for dustin. Max is done.
No Belt. No brain.

Conor said Dustin would KO Max in the third round....

Max doesn’t have the power to put him away.

and Poirier is getting rope-a-doped. He’s gonna lose if he can’t finish

Another cutbaby flushed

yeah his guard is very effective

prime tiger heems rush

ITS THE FUCKING WALKOUT
MUSIC

GODDAMN MIGO TRASH GETS
DESTROYED
BY JAMES BROWNS PAYBACK
ETERNALLY

FUCKING MAX LEARN TO Yea Forums

The way he picks off shots with his arms is really impressive

max is a fucking rat looking faggot I hope he loses

been a fan of poirier ever since that documentary
great to see him develop into a technical striker

99 times in 10 minutes

thats bullshit.

jUsT sPaM jAbS oN hIs HiGh GuArD!!

Max corner needs to pull him

Are DC and Poirier friends irl?

The virgin intellect
The chad CTE

this t.b.h.

How the fuck did Max absorb hits from Tren City?!?!?! He's out on his feet against Dustin.

Which part of Louisiana are you lads from?

How goddamn fickle is this crowd? They've switched their cheer like 4 times.

>CAZZIES CHANGE THEIR BOY RIGHT THERE
TSSSSSSSSSSK

conor gonna come back no matter who wins this

easy pickins for him

move

>thread going so fast you wont notice pre surgery Lela Star.
Rip max' brain.

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Looking like the Holloway vs Ortega fight, except this time Max is Ortega

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>106 head strikes
CTE!
CTE!
CTE!

I hope Max's boy is crying. I hope he is pissing himself in terror. I hope he is traumatised.
But the question is : Is there anyone who DOESN'T feel this way?

Max looking like an old man with those eyes

based 2000's poster. forgot about this slut

Louisianans are the most powerful race in the world.

Post webms of her

Oh shit max is picking up

You’re a real sick guy..

These MMA boxing matches suck

29-27 Poirier

Max starting to heat up

29-27 UFC clearly forcing this fight into a draw so they get a big money rematch real original guys.

Max Time

kill yourself

waste of energy there by dustin

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This is insane

Poirier drained himself

The insecurities in this man are real lol.

Holloway's body is worse than Gastellum. Holloway has the body of your average twitch streamer.

new

WEAK. Lay and pray when you know you're 2 points up. FUCK THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT GET UP AND SWANG AND BANG FAGGOT!

I see Max's hands are just as fast as ever

last fight was better this thread dead

lmao look at this white boy getting tired. Can't handle that lactic acid build up like colored folk.

I NEED FUCKING KO MOFO

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such a shame

Nah,you need to shoot needles in your ass with high grade estrogen

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>grow up an upperclass Nigerian with literal butlers
>move to New Zeeland and live a privileged life
>own properties all over NZ
>talk like a black American while crying about muh broken nation
Israel is a faggot.