Official UFC 236 on Disney+ Gamethread [Live] #2

Plus loads of soccer muslims dont have beards

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coral

Why is this dude throwing so much spinning shit

lol the burger gassed

what does this smell like?

All muslims are beardlets. No exceptions

inshalla brothers death to infidels
chechnya bless

Serious answer here. It's a thing called Fitra. It's beneficial to shave your body hair, keep a beard and keep your moustache short. You're allowed a moustache but I'm guessing they just go all the way and get rid of it entirely.

sup

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stream fartshd.ml

its another no cardio nog episode

I foresee a brutal bleaching again damn blackbois just can't get a break tonight

Majority draw inc

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Russianigger wins by KO round 3. Roid Griffin fails at gas tank management and game planning.

Zelim is going to finish him next rd

mutt gassed himself

day old bud light

Imadaev heeming griffith 3d round

MIESHA HAS LEAKS! HOLY MOLLY

What an absolute meme this guy is

19-19 so far

from my experiences, codfish

used tampons

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You can laugh, but this spinning meme did keep her from getting pressured into the cage and brought the fight back to the center.

hmm... maybe professional fighters know more than a bunch of cheetoh dust finger haders

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HEEMadaev will flush Max Gibbon

this guy is a fuckin goof

NO NO NO THE MUSLIM ISN'T SUPPOSED TO WIN

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Why are american ads so awful

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I was fapping and lost a fight

did Florida Salmon did good

salty coins

I feel gayer just looking at this image. Think Rogan's hiding something?

where is the original for this?

Man this fucking sucks, our guy should've won if he know spinning shit would be coming then just avoid it then blast Muzzie McGee

>stick tongue out at opponent
>get uppercutted
>bite tongue off
Has this happened before?

YEEEAH I JUST CAME TWICE IN 1 MINUTE CAUSE OF HER

MAX IS OUT
>MAX IS OUT
MAX IS OUT
>MAX IS OUT
MAX IS OUT
>MAX IS OUT

I WISH THIS WAS A FUCKING JOKE FUCK’S SAKE

mobile.twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1117218929838043137

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from my experience
white girls: tuna
black girls: bacalhau
japanese girls: sushi

Never been with an india :(

Are you the bulgarian with the yt channel?

I don't even like mma why do I come back here every heem card?

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Is the BT Feed shit for anyone else or just me? Please help me by saying. I'm on Official but it keeps crapping out and freezing

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Yes, he did fantastic. did you know he KOd Errol Spence?

goof pic

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everyone looked gay af in the 80s/early 90s

fuuuuuuuuuuck

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My TSN stream was being pretty shitty

>hmmm

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Beneficial for what?

brazilian girls: sardines

Fucking dickhead I hope your first born son becomes a tranny.

REMINDER: If the Muslim wins two rounds, it will be a draw. First round 10-8

she has a comfy body made to take a pounding

fake and gay

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I'll take it.
2 more fights to go after this to get your picks in!

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>not watching on based buff

USa CHaNTS

Something about hygiene and being one of the ways to help identify Muslims as opposed to pagans. I'm not a Muslim though so I'm not sure.

why do the idjits get the digits

Wait, what is the knee rule on a downed opponent?

They're player is pretty terrible desu. I have a friend's password for his BT account but most of the time I just use streams

these guys are 2 bums

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M8, literally everyone in Canada was shitting on Trudeau for this shit. Every news channel was saying how embarrassing this was.

My favorite things about Meisha are her thick hair and her pretty, yet obtainable, face. God bless her.

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no knees to the head

this

based and blesspilled

As long as the hands aint on the floor they can heem.

you could tell the muzzy wanted to suicide bomb him at the end there

Good fight. Could be a draw

porier
adesanya
rountree
jouban
OSP

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Poirier
Israel
Anders
Jouban
Krylev

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I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

*watches anime in you path*

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draw

this fight is unironically a draw dont @ me casuals

DRAWL

Draw imo

USA USA USA USA USA

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please give me the sauce im begging you

remember when Max Griffin flushed Perry and worked this whole general into a shoot?

The knees were to the chest which is legal.

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>barely survive a fight
>climb on the fence to celebrate
should be a DQ

well shit I think Griffin just took that
if the chechen won that round it would have been a draw

Let me bang bro. Glad they did.

>getting on top of the cage for a draw

lmao

29-27 max

29-27 Griffin

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nope sorry

I hope Griffin loses just for climbing the fence

Please tell me you fucks only submit one list of picks

My guy just type miesha tate leaks

Either a Griffin win or a Draw

>Holloway
>Israel
>Anders
>Jouban
>Osp

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>at the end

>too tired to do the throat slicey motion
LMAO

PMP is a universal boy

>thick hair

based

obviously not if your an ethnic german.
>your sport is literally semen slurping

Lads, I was on fire at jiu jitsu today. I could do no wrong on those mats. Really impressed a black belt, hoping to get that grape belt soon family.

But come Monday, I'm sure things will be back to normal and I'll be bumped down to the mid-card again.

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Not bad for toucans

27-26 for Gibbon

Do you think Adesanya has watched K-On?

Poirer
Adesanya
Rountree
Grant
Krylov

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So? Whats your official decision?

griffin is such a dumb faggot lol

casuals don't. real heemers have faith in their picks and only need 1

how are you this useless is this actually your first time using a computer?

I invented toilet dustin

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this is number one bullshit

does anybody have the reaction pic of Memeboy's faced when he was chatting with Pettis after getting ko'd?

i mean isn't him a faggot? that makes it pretty possible

>29-27 griffin
ummmmm

I invented punching

FUCK THE RUSSIAN

29-27??????????????????????????????

based retard

Based Bruce wanted to fuck with him

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>Ali brokering a peace between the fighters
wtf is it opposite day

>Lose the fight
>Win

What was meant by this?

I think Bruce messed up. Meant to read the 28-28 second

All Ham to Allah!

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>grabs the fence
>loses

Did bruce just have a stroke?

i did but none of the sites have that picture. they only have the mirror pics and up close pussy pics

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Imadaev got robbed. Judges are nigger lovers.

It usually works pretty decently for me on Windows App at least
But it just keeps freezing and shitting

>Bruce Boofer

math?

BRUCE BUFFER FUCKED UP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

based
not based

She didn't even do a pull up.

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>lose the fight
>win the decision

not sure this semen slurping sport is for me

I invented inventing things.

Yea for sure Joe will have Max Griffin on his show

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the muslim fears the black bull

Ali had to make sure his boy didn't allahu akbar there

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twitter.com/francis_ngannou/status/1117228865955385345

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USA USA USA

Its Allahs will mate
accept it

Diaz bless

fucking robbery

also love that genocidal state of mind Imadaev has

yes

female bodies are revolting, look at that fucking pancake dough

I invented toyo TJ

(29-27, 27-29, 28-28)

????

29-27 Griffin and 28-28 were the only viable scorecards. I had it 28-28 but nobody has a right to complain.

he only won because he suckered the dude when he went to touch gloves haha

Max Griffin will never be on JRE now

Max Griffin seems like a decent guy. Happy to see him win. The other one seemed like a right cunt.

yeah, i'm thinking that's a cringe decision

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This is islamophobia. This is not okay.

OUT CAZZIE SCUM

>Nigga did too many spins

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Gay desu

R1 9-9
R2 10-9
R3 10-9
You not learn maths wherever you're from?

all chechens have that mind set

I invented that picture

Anyone have a mobile link to stream the fights?

twitter.com/UriahHallMMA/status/1117224323217932288

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joe was just being nice u britcuck

>gotta work on that sportsmanship
shut the fuck up old man

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holy shit SOURCE PLEASE that is literally my ideal female

>all these small brains saying the ch*chen won

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Khabib, you don't remember? McGregor hit you with the left, you're not champ anymore buddy.

I didnt realize hispanic criss angel was fighting tonight

this

Max
Izzy
Anders
Grant
OSP

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That's a lie.

I dont like Reis

i have busted a nut just now, feeling kinda weak lads

Uriah Hall confirmed so poor he uses r/mmastreams

Rogan has an MMA specific show with absolute randos so it could happen

>R1 9-9
herp derp

>people here actually believe imadaev won that
At BEST, it was a tie. You can't lose a point and a round and expect to win a three round decision. If he wanted to win, he shouldn't have cheated and risked losing points. Basically, if you think he won, you are fucking retarded

That's what happens when you get a point deducted for cheating

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and thats a good thing

Du hast vergessen no homo zu sagen

The state of your cazzie scores.

Spinny shit btfo

Modelo makes me beat my wife

It's entirely possible

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post more chika

thanks

Post your snacks

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True

thank you dana
it is an awesome deal

>midget bout

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10-8 Griffin
10-9 Chechen
10-9 Griffin

but I think Buffer read out the scores wrong

Thinking poirier max ends early with a tko. Dunno whom

I would give it to you if I had one, sorry buddy. If you got money the burn I would just get the espn plus free trial and get that discounted ppv so you can enjoy the quality.

THIS IS A GREAT DEAL BUY ESPN PLUS WITH 4 OR 6 OF YOUR BUDDIES

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REEEEEEE WHY IS BT BEING SO SHIT IT JUST KEEPS STOPPING AND FREEZING

RIPPLE WAS GIVING ME A BETTER STREAM THAN THIS

gay

I'm not using a vpn

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amazing deal

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Joe you eating at the booth?

Deus Vult Max Payne ends another meme

Griffin won the decision, Khabib won the fight

stream @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
no ads, come and shit post

basedstream.com
basedstream.com
basedstream.com

Is this just the app messing up?

A little watery, m8.

i found it anyways

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sounds like a job for...

ehem

*ting ting ting*

YAAAAAAAAANG GGAAAAAAAAANG

tfatk.com/gallery-encore

Holloway
Gastelum
Rountree
Jouban
Krylov

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If it's an early tko it's most certainly going to be from Dustin.

I got u

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Loser in this fight gets cut just like every flyweight this year

The UFC cage is bigger than my apartment tbqf

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i want to make love with Kristen Bell

I would still east this

looks like eggs, pickled jalaenos, and venison?

peahead via Sub (mounted triangle armbar) 3:23 1
fastelum via Sub (kimura) 4:14 3
roundtree via KO (elbows) 1:30 1
grant via Dec (29-28 3x)
osp via Sub (osp choke) 2:40 2

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You can't outtrain being a betacuck.

>Playing Tekken on wi-fi

I never liked Uriah

Well, I was supposed to have churros, but my fucking Ubereats driver ate some of them.

Poirier
Gas Gas
Anders
Jouban
Krylev

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I've missed twitchy's autistic gay mafia rants

beta.imagefap.com/pictures/8005081/Miesha-Tate-nudes

You're welcome

Another 5min of falling asleep

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nvm i just found my picks are there

gonna play some based M&B Warband during this fight

stop talking about her it reminds me of my ex

Even though 'none of the sites have that picture'? Fucking miracle worker you! Go crawl in a hole and continue relying on yanks to keep you safe

This unironically suddenly makes the division entertaining. 125 hunger games.

Non-starved Max has power in his fists

my chest is too hairy, should i shave it?

Imagine the things that are on Dern phone.
Just a thought.

>br vs br
Shouldnt be allowed

HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM
I LIKE HEEMS
MMA IS GREAT

GET PUMPED BROS
FIGHTS. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dunno how long an ape's chest hair grows back but its prob not worth it

Trim it.

you have no way of backing this claim up, shut the fuck up schmo

OSP by Von Flu choke again
Grant
Roundtree
Kelvin
Poirer

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Holloway
Gastelum
Roundtree
Jouban
Saint Preux

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>Look up pic related wondering what in the fuck he's up to now
Welp

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yum/10

Elk brah

Mini Erik Silva

its ok, hes close to the router

in America there is an app for getting shot

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UFC 236: Revenge of the Interim

>flyweight

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HUE MANILTOS

Jason Herzog is the best ref

damn wario is fighting?

these cats are tiny

I smell manlets

Who else /readytoseeAdesanyagetkilled/ tonight?

I'd rather bobby knuckles do it but I'll settle for the beaner.

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I miss him bros

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I got a 20'er on Pantajo winning by sub.
Getting 6x money back.
Feels good getting some free money.
btw. second reminder that i have perfect hairline with no balding. not even those vampire lines.

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Mini Romero wins

hahahahahA SHORT MEN LMAOOOOOOOO
just imagine hahah

Max
Izzy
Anders
Grant
Krylov

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>men

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Pettis moved up to 170 and managed to one-punch flush Wonderboy. Same for DC. Fighters that move up in weight generally have more power, this is just a fact.

Why the FUCK isnt UFC fighting bareknuckle already

Get out of the stone age Dana you goof

gain height

what do american women smell like?

Knucks will completely outclass and shit all over memebender to a decision but Kelvin will flatline him

Romero continues to be the most overrated fighter on heem

story?

No one gives a shit about your hairline you 5'4 strawweight bum

>manlets
almost as boring as women

fungus

>vampire lines
the fuck

BLEACHED

wew

Damn, he got beat for like 15 seconds.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

damn why are we so good at this

EARLY STOPPAGE FUCK THIS SHIT

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mini heem

Shart and a weird baby powder smell to stop the chafing

I wish I knew

APOLOGIZE TO TO THE MANLET DIVISION NOW

rip yoel

Holloway
Adesanya
Rounder
Jouban
OSP

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...

Does twitchy have a big dick? Serious question.

looks like you could use another cup of black pepper on the eggs

you also got heemed

cute guy wins

thrilling,like watching a 4 year old throwing a temper tantrum

Romero won the 2nd fight

HEEM SLEEPY
1 LESS FLYWEIGHT IN THE ROSTER

exact same straight right as what cejudo threw at him.

Is Pantoja good or is Reis shit?

How do I find a pure woman who will never cheat on me and love me unconditionally? I will settle for a 6.5 she just has to have a pure heart.

why? what's wrong with getting dressed up while visiting an important cultural site?

Pantoja should move to BW, he would be a better drawl there

yes i also heard DC on commentary

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Wow the younger taller better reach guy won lol

Based ref screaming at the manlet on the ground. I like that Just Bleed attitude.

fuck niggers fuck white traitors fuck zilches fuck you

mental illness, probably paranoid schizo. He seems irrationally frightened, despite the fact that he's talking to an old lady in a fucking library.

>settle

Delusional fat fuck

>tfw missed it

doesn't change my opinion in the slightest,shit knock down and weak as fuck ground

Ulaanbaatar

If the ref had not early stopped it he would have taken the neck.
200 IQ bet fucked by ref.

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CMON WHINE ABOUT YOUR HEEM
WHINE YOU FUCKING MIDGET

there's not been any crazy finishes but fights have been good tonight lads

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Unironically go to indie shows pre show and just talk to girls they usually are pretty solid if you show them respect they are always librarians and shit, thats if you want sex before marriage.

Based Cejudo restoring honour to the manlet division
LHW is now the bum division everyone will shit on, Jones is the new Mighty Meme GOAT dabbing on cans while Cejudo defeats all the flyweight KILLERS

he has an asian wife he is probably a dicklet

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find a woman who is so undesirable she couldn't cheat even if she tried. It's the only way.

Lol... Dana Full Putaço

You didn't miss much, but it was nice for flyweight standards

Same

There's no such thing as unconditional love

nice beard onion boy

You that reminds me on another perfectly timed overhand right that landed about a year ago.

Lads BT has been absolute shit tonight
They literally had to show an apology for poor feed. I was losing my shit thinking it was my app going crazy or choking.

KKKKKKKKKKKKKK ele tava muito puto com o Mario namoral

Are there any fights worth watching besides main and co-main? I'm new to MMA

no

I turned around to check something and next time I see is the stoppage

It's getting to the point where it seems weird when Rogan shows up

well i didnt. the fuck are you gonna do about it?

his first ko since 2010..

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Based lads having a good old time at the card

OSP is usually spicy

I like EXACTLY like this dude (the one who just won), like he could be my twin or something. And we have the same haircut

Thank god I only hang out with left-wing art fags who'd rather die than be caught watching UFC, otherwise I'd have to hear about that for the rest of the week

It is what it is
Gastelum
Anders
Grant
OSP

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why do hues laugh with ks

hey it's my old pal Chael

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Just bet $200 on Gastelum. It was rent money so I’m dying here

CRUZ WON THE WAR

>NO i was here first :3
>one the best trash talkers in the ufc

lmfao

zip it, Joao

I LOVE YOU MEGAN

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big titty asian

Chael 100% banged Tyron I have a PhD in body language

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Sounds like maybe you've spent a little too much time with the arty fags

toyo tires chair trade in

based

Thanks Ameribros

holloway
gast
rountree
Jouban
Krylov

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>commercial for rock

Millender is a can and needs to be dropped from the UFC.

Because he made a point of getting as many pictures as possible of him and his family wearing “traditional Indian garb”, the Indians were all making fun of him, and he basically spent a ton of taxpayer money on a silly trip that accomplished nothing just so he could pose for SJW brownie points on Twitter. I mean, that’s pretty much all he ever does, but this particular case was so egregious that even the left couldn’t help but call him on it.

she looks like my gf

Tonight could be a 189/199 tier main card.

Don't test me.

I almost forgot that this was today.
How's the card been so far? did I miss any spicy bangers?

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fucking kid

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>Reem vs Oleniyk in Russia

Fuck, I hate it when the UFC books these face vs. face main events.

>I rate Nikita Krylov

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You have to pick all 5 fights you dumb monkey retard

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me on the left

Kek

megan olivi looks good

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Wake up TJ

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>Just bet $200 on Gastelum. It was rent money so I’m dying here

When you're homeless in two weeks be sure to post a selfie from your tent under an overpass.

Olivi is going out tonight and hunting that Mandingo dick, sick freak

holloway
gassytelon
Rountree
Jouban
Krlov

Get those picks in

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is that Karyn Bryants nipple? somebody needs to xray that

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Why is Sonnen commenting ufc?

Poirier isn't gonna be able to hang with Max's hands and will have to resort to takedowns.

it was because he gave 1.66 but 6x for sub and he literally is a KOlet. it took him 30 punches to not fully ko reis

You already forgot Dustin is a gatekeeper. Bet it all on Max

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OLIVIS TOP IS MAKING ME HORNY

nigga...
adesanya is going to ko him...

>sexist fifa cameramen only seeking the thots in the crowd.
i'm so glad this is not gonna happen in qatar

Black guys.

who the fuck lives in Atlanta?

chael crossing his hands like that on the desk is a masonic sign.

thicc chink

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Why is Rashad turning into Anthony Anderson

Olivi looks like she could make atomweight... bitch needs a sandwich

Yes

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FACE THE PAIN

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Holloway
Adesanya
Anders
Jouban
Krylov

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your average pol poster

>what are pillowfists
this isn't anime kid

Wakandans

On top of that he went to a meeting were there was a sikh seperatist invited which triggered the indians.

He and Gil Melendez were under contract with ESPN before UFC left Fox so now he's reunited with his old pals from UFC Tonight

PUT YOUR PINKY FINGERS TO THE MOOOOOOOONNN

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Olivi is on meth

RIP IT INTO PIECES

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That's Olivi, maybe some hero will track down an HQ source/webm

>championship fight
>#4 vs. #5
???

he works for ESPN

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>all PPV's taken over by ESPN
Just shoot me now buds

complaining about presidents/prime ministers gov't trips because of muh tax dollars is peak retarded boomer. it literally doesn't matter. i dont see what's SJW about dressing in native costume like that. if anything it's cultural appropriation or passé. it's the kind of thing lefties used to complain about, fat white tourists wearing fezzes in turkey and shit.

What did he say?

No

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imagine thinking these breasts arent perfect

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=196108706

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Twitchy, leftism is the entropy of civilization, it has come to the point where it attacks what gave it life in the first place, this is the bubble bursting phase, there's no going back and it's only accelerating until a complete and total collapse, thots?

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AHHHH FUCKKKKKKKK

Meghan literally has no tits

I'd prolly order this fight if it weren't for this ESPN+ shit. Gay.

i have seen bigger ones in 12 yo girls

wtf they don't look feminine at all!!

jesus christ i need to get laid the exposed shoulders are actually having an effect on me

no

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Did they replace DC with Rashard and hope no one noticed?

Also true. Dude’s a dumbass, he’s pretty much botched everything he’s had a hand in in some way or another. Even the legal weed isn’t making anywhere near as much money as anticipated, because he fucked up the rollout so much. How the fuck do you fuck up selling drugs to people? It’s literally the easiest business you can be in, aside from maybe casinos.

lots of retired NBA players
shitty rappers
people who work for banks and can't afford to live in Charlotte
and Ted Turner

Nice filename, here's your (you)

DFC

CHAEL HUFFS HELIUm

off the top of my head...
>Bob injured
>Yoel just lost 2 title shots
>Jacare is allergic to title shots
>The Chris just got KOd
>Puke moved up
am I missing anyone?

Olivi looks like a 15 year old boy that has just discovered My Chemical Romance

I was debating calling directv and saying something like "why cant I order the ufc ppv" and they'll say "we dont have ufc ppv anymore" and I'll say "wtf this is an outrage" and demand compensation.

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

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>filename
toplel

DC does the commentary table no the analyst desk you brainlet

DC is commentating with rogaine and anik u goof

Idiots guide to finding a good girl:
find a girl that is a daddy's girl that grew up with a strong alpha dad.
She will literally look for a husband in that image. She will be loyal if she saw her mom be loyal. A girl needs to be trained for her childhood otherwise she's ruined.

>delicious small chest
Lmao wtf are you talking about twitchy?

Translate the dialogue for me

>loses rent money in your path

ESPN heems mmastreams

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id maker her call me daddy

I wanna fuck that 15 year old boy

that is Woodley

gonna be a negative on that

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I read that what he was doing was like someone coming to the USA and wearing full tuxedos with tails at every tourist spot. He overdid it so hilariously that he just looked like a joke.

Olivi is an angel
fuck up cunt

there's no "daddies" in China number 2

That’s kind of the point. He does shit like this to pander to his base, but he’s so inept he doesn’t realize that he looks like a buffoon.

>twitchy's dad is Britain
explains the teeth.

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perky tits and tight ass is the patrician combo. thicc is a meme perpetrated by fat hoes

small tits>big tits

you now remember
>jason knight
>lando vanata
>mike perry
>bryan barberena

lol that looks like he's rocking the most epic mullet

this, virgins on heem dont know that fat sloppy whores they post have loose disgusting pussys. Megan is TIGHT

my last girlfriend was a womanlet and my dick didn't fit so good inside her pussy
I would have to take a power drill to Megan's pussy but I am getting my dick in there no matter what. her hair is so amazing

Chuck doing weighted wake ups for reps.

>Virgin telling me about women
Lmaooooooo

can't wait to see Dustin crack Max's head like an egg

I would treat Megan Olivi so well but I would also fuck her like an animal

based and redpilled

Mike perry is /myboy/

i don't know man they sound really gay not like feminine cock cute gay like ymca gay

How is Tochinoshin doing lately? He didn't get demoted did he?

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Joe B's straight half is very lucky

Jason had a spicy banger in bare knuckle the other week

>shit
>spicy can
>spicy can
>shit

This. He dressed more Indian than the actual Indians and looked ridiculous.

Why not both

the true redpill is face and only face

Lads THQ UFC was just confirmed Kino

Max learnt to fight using it

brazilian girls love my big white true north cock

i can hear an owl outside my window

kinda spooky

go marry a single mom raised girl. good luck.

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>okamoto reading a script

bring back goldie

he looks like 1990s jason newsted

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you have never seen a girl in your live let alone a brazilian

Yup. I’ve been saying it for years. Thicc is feminist propaganda designed to trick people into buying into the “big is beautiful” meme. Tight, feminine body is best.

BT YOUR FEED IS ACTUALLY SHIT I SWEAR IF I MISS ANY OF THE FIGHTS BECAUSE OF THIS I'M GOING TO BE PLATINUM MAD

sounds like a real hoot

hehehe

Must be bad having to lust after some 5'5 spics wife

based bored and horny prelimchads

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Was legit thinking I need to play that shit

yes. he had injury issues. i think he might be back in next tournament. but he's no longer ozeki.

wtf
same here
what the fuck are owls up to tonight

>the true redpill is face and only face

I didn’t believe this until I recently encountered a girl with the prettiest face I’ve ever seen in person. She was pretty flat everywhere. But that face inspired an urge to procreate like none other

I’m a tit man and love big tits but her tits look perfect in that dress good lord.

It’s not even the SJW nature, just the on the nose pandering of it

which is kinda hard to find in burgerland since they're all disgustingly fat

Why this black guy always fighting methheads

Y Nuevo New Niew

i would cum so many litres in megan olivi

>blacks fighting people their own size

why can't they do that?

What is being a can crusher alex

Did this a few years back. Never again.

ripple is

I can't imagine thinking like you lol

Shut the fuck up you told us like 5 times

Oi, do you have a platinum mad loicense?

hahaha nice meme
just like all hues live in the jungle eating monkey brain soup

think that if it helps you sleep at night.

imagine thinking poican stands a chance

YOU SHUT UP WHAT YOU GONNA DO

based
a 10/10 face simply trumps everything else

They do tho

You are so autistic

YOU WILL NEVER GET TO ME

i love lanklet 155ers

who's your favourite fighter?

Is being a manlet actually an advantage in MMA?

all mma refs are retards

Nobody in Turkey cares about that lmao.

Stockier guys tend to be better at wrestling in my experience, takedowns in particular. But for striking absolutely not.

This nigga finna get blacked by OSP

You wish ;)

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