It's been 7days since I'm on no fap. Where are all the benefits you were talking about...

>Yeah your life sucks, so you should focus on improving those things that make it suck and also stop masturbating for some reason

Average retard that browsed internet his whole life and needs some cult on the Internet to tell things so he actually do something with his life, NoFap is the just anti-vaxx for shut-in inbetweeners teenagers that grew up raised on the internet

It's only been a week, retard. Give it at least a month. That being said, if you think only stopping masturbating is going to transform your life you're an idiot.

>and also stop masturbating for some reason
It'll remove a negative implication from your life.

What negative implication you fucking retard, is masturbating, it is a normal thing everyone does.

It is not the devil touching your dick and opening a portal to bad habits, you are just doing something every human does.

I love the reformed americans that are pretty far away from church, but can't realize they slept on the same bed since childhood.The new age of Evangelical Puritanism.

>What negative implication you fucking retard, is masturbating, it is a normal thing everyone does.
A normal person yeah. But for basement dwelling dorks it's a crippling detriment to their mental well being. They already have crippling anxiety, insecurity and depression. Jerking off reinforces their idea that they aren't worthy of actual human connection.

Do not do nofap!
>be me 32 yr old kissless virgin in the us
>doing no fap and on day 40
>cant get a hooker because you need like 5 references from other hookers
>decide to go to an asian parlor
>50 yr old lady greets me
>gives me a nice massage and asks me what I want
>shes old but im horny as fuck so I do the humping motion
>shes asks me if i brought a condom
>say no and accept that im not losing my vcard yet
>says''okay i do you no condom bring one next time''
>little head takes over and doesn't even regard stds and pregnancy?
>virgin so I cant even tell where to put my dick (1000s of hours of porn didnt prepare me and the bush didnt help)
>finally ask her to put it inside because I cant figure it out
>hump her in the same position for like 15 minutes but even without a condom i dont even come close to cumming
>finally stop when she tells me ''okay big boi i do for you hand''
>she spends the next 20 minutes death gripping my cock meanwhile every passing minute she just got more and more annoyed
>my dick eventually goes flaccid
>''okay bby your time is up''

I paid her $120 but at least I left with my virginity intact.

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No it doesn't, it does because you have conditioned yourself to think normal human beings don't jerk off because you've been taught that it is a sin to do it.

It happens because you never talked about masturbation with your friends in highschool, with your girlfriend, with your parents, with your teacher, or whatever, so you just think it is some sort of drug that is bringing down your life, when in reality only weirdos are doing noFap.Like literal weirdos.

Just stop following internet cults, just because a cult is full of college students, white teenagers and internet savvy users doesn't make it less of a cult.

Seek professional help and stop trusting your life on some asians on reddit, discuss sex life in highschool and stop treating pleasure as a stigma

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Maybe you didn’t come because you were fucking a 50 year old asian woman. Fucking lol

well i had my eyes closed pretty much the whole time
I really tried but i just couldnt feel much

>you
I've been picking up your subtle aggression this whole discussion and I now I feel like you're projecting. user I don't do nofap and I'm not a virgin dork neet. Look, it's a fact ok. Masturbation addiction is a detriment. Period. You're describing normal people. Normal people have no issue with it because as you say, they can talk about it. Neets are locked to discuss it with other neets and they fester in their pit of self-pity and insecurity. You have to be aware of this since you're posting on Yea Forums, yet you pretend not to be. I don't understand.

>unironically doing nofap
lmao cuck

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>why yes, I wank myself silly to the finest JAV porn available. How could you tell?

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is that real?

No fap Is literally a meme

I jerk off all the time and smash tinder thots. Easy steps

>Don't be autistic irl
>Develop people skills
>Be /fit/ or at least not skinny fat
>Don't be a manlette

You gotta clean your room first, bruh.

>Don't be autistic irl
Literally impossible, nice easy steps faggot.

mfw my friends are fat but still have 100 of tinder match and bangs all day.
At least I've some match on my pepe account, some girls like memes

>I've been picking up your subtle aggression this whole discussion and I now I feel like you're projecting

What subtle aggression?I been shit talking noFap retarded asians like you since the beginning, Couldn't care less about what frequency you think i am projecting on.

>Masturbation addiction is a detriment
Masturbation addiction is not a real thing, that is like being addicted to pissing, to sleeping, it is a body mechanism, stop neglecting your body because your Pastor told you that is a sin

>Normal people have no issue with it because as you say, they can talk about it. Neets are locked to discuss it with other neets and they fester in their pit of self-pity and insecurity. You have to be aware of this since you're posting on Yea Forums, yet you pretend not to be. I don't understand.
That is exactly what i meant, noFap is a cult that preys on internet retards because they are ashamed ot talking about their issue with real help and go on internet forums looking for magic snake oil
Stop posting cultist propaganda to retards and i will stop treating you like an asian NA retarded cunt

>don't be autistic irl

Fuck, I couldn't even get past the first step

t. manlet

I started nofap 48 hours ago and I am getting this crazy urge to rape every female I see.

Is this normal? I'm not joking at all.

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no m8 just do it cavemen did it for thousands of years it's natural

Jus bee urself!

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>noFap retarded asians like you since the beginning,
Fuck off with all the ad hom. I jerk off bruh. And I still fuck. And I still think nofap is valid. Now can you argue against the IDEA and not the person you think I am?

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Pretty normal.

That's when I got all of my regret fucks/faps.

Don't masturbate for others but for the Lord as he says your junk is not to be played with but protected as your own child

nice. here's mine

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>NoFap streak ended just short of 200 days last week

Starting over is one of the worst feelings

>mia khalifa

wow absolute trash taste

Because you are posting propaganda points of a cultist forum.I won't argue with someone that thinks noFap is something other than cultist mumbo jumbo for child like raised by the internet teenagers.

You are not a real person when you are sharing propaganda points, you are an abstraction.There is no point in arguing with cultist propaganda;Everyone should dismiss it and ignore it.

When you even acknowledge retard points like this and think there should be a discussion you are not discussing the validation of those points, you are validating retards like pic related that think like this.

Those people have mental issues that should be addressed, and not be thrown in some internet forum to think that not masturbating will give them super-powers.

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what sport is this

Just get drunk you fucking retard

It only works if the person you're talking to is also drunk.

>joao
what did he mean by this

im here for you user

>couldn't feel much
This is exactly why I hate circumcision with a passion, shit ruined my dick and it should be illegal to do without medical purposes. Had a girl bite the tip of my dick and crush it in her hand before and still couldn't feel anything.

Sometimes I forget if it's spelled Joao or Jaoa so I google it and then I remember it's Joao.

Come on those are extremes. of course they shouldn't be taken seriously.

Takes more than 7 days, took me 17 to feel shit, and I was still cumming, no porn or fap, some canadian girl i was talking to for ages on fb came to visit me for a 2 week holiday, first few days couldnt stay hard cause of porn addiction and didnt NoFap long enough before her getting here but halfway thorugh was normal during sex and felt more "amped up" when waking up and going about our day

>fap
>break
>watch meme chuckers
>fap
typical fucking gs fan

They are extremes built on the same organization that you are building your belief in.

You are not discussing extreme points that shouldn't be taken serious, you are validating cultist propaganda that made thos extreme points possible.

You can see by the amount of upvotes those threads have that those are not exclusive behaviour, those are poster-boys for the whole moviment.

Like i said, i am not trying to subtle attack you, i am calling you a retard and you should seek professional help if think noFap is a valid resourse to fix anything in your life.
It is worse than placebo, it is cultist propaganda, and i still think you are a retard, more so because you masturbate to Mia Khalifa

>tfw haven’t had sex in a year
This is worse than being a virgin. Why is life constant suffering?

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I think I've lost my libido since a couple of bad break ups
>fall for the 'one
>break up
>fall for childhood oneitis
>have best summer of my life with her then she breaks up going back to uni
>find out she had bf whole time
>have a couple of flings but nothing major, always dump them before it's seriois
>been 2 years since last bang and and I'm not even bothered anymore
>happy enough wanking my life away
I don't even reply to girls on tinder anymore, I have no drive.
(lost virginity at 21 so still a sperg lads don't worry)

It's not an extreme idea at it's core though. Abstain from masturbation (a negative habit for neets), semen retention causes testosterone to increase, they focus on positive things in life instead of habits that keep them in their self-loathing neet state of mind. Reddit took it to the extreme I can't argue with you there. But when I researched this topic out of wild curiosity many years ago it wasn't that bad.

> be me
> 1st day of no fap
> not feeling any big change in particular
> cock throbs screaming to be jerked off
> I resist the urge and hit the gym
> great workout
> 7 days since no fap
> girls eye fuck me across the streat
> all I have to do is smile and I get numbers
> 14 days since no fap
> all my high school bullies messaged me on insta DMing me about how sorry they are
> I reject all of them and fuck their moms filming all of it
> Ex girlfriend gets back in touch with me and suddenly tells me she felt a massive urge to suck my cock again
> My erection is instantly triggered and I end up obliterating her asshole for the first time ever
> I proudly walk back home and get attacked by two muggers
> Can't touch me kids, I've come armed
> Use my now 14 inch cock as a two handed sword to fight off dangerous PoC thugs
> Both their bodies are left dismembered on the street covered in my cum
> 21 days since no fap
> I can now fly 3 times around the earth before breakfast
> My cock has grown up to a full 18 inches causing me to buy custom fit jeans
> I don't pay in cash, I pay the lady in vaginal obliteration
> Sex has become life on easy mode now
> Women just hit on me constantly as I flaunt my 18 inch epic zweihander
> Approached by Hollywood for a book deal + movie about my personal life
> No more anxiety attacks, other people get them watching me
> 1 year since no fap
> I've now been voted president of the European Union as I united the fractured continent
> Preparing a massive retaliation attack vs all the dangerous immigrant invadors
> I am known as Godfrey 18inch the 1st
> Kill count in over the thousands
> I now have sex harems which includes all your mothers
> The entire mainland of Eurasia now bows down to my heavy cock
> Soon to be master of planet earth
> Glad I canceled that Brazzers subscription you lonely masturbating losers

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>Abstain from masturbation (a negative habit for neets), semen retention causes testosterone to increase

You are still spreading propaganda that has no scientific basis, you are less extreme, but you are still made from the same wood.

Seek professional help

Semen retention definitely causes test to go up. Professional athletes us this technique sometimes. I'm not extreme at all. Here, latest and most famous athlete to report this

thegrio.com/2019/03/22/cam-newton-is-abstaining-from-sex-to-help-his-game/

>thinking it boosts test enough to matter at all to some neet faggot
Comparing a pro athlete trying to get any advantage he can to someone that sits in his house all day is retarded

this is true, they even made a study on it
but as the study shows, test reaches its max on day ~15 and then decreases to normal levels
so you time your test peak with the competition, basically start nofap 2 weeks before

>ywn fight off muggers with your dick
feels bad man

others say they have more sex. This isn't science at all. The Brazilian is right about that. You're looking for some magic solution to fixing all your insecurities and shortcomings. You're basically experiencing the placebo effect from not jerking off, it's bizarre.

The point is for him to NOT sit in the house all day.

You can masturbate and go outside too. People that sit and slowly rot in their own self pity need to change their mentality, they can cut out masturbating but they'll just fill that time with video games or some other shit.

This is why i call you a retard, because you are a retard.

Go on Tom Brady diet then and drink 37 glasses of water a day, yeah because Tom Brady is the best QB of the decade than if you sitting in your home drink 37 glasses of water you will achieve the same success he has.

This just proves how much of a retard you are, before i was calling you out for being a propaganda drone for cultist sites, but now i am 100% sure you are a proven idiotic cunt.

Lev Yashin smoked 2 cigars before a match, so you should do it before every major decision in your life, because an athlete has some weird semi mythical ritual.

Diego Costa went on a horse placenta treatment with a witch in Romania or whatever and still got injured in like 5 minuts in the final.

Worked for me

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That's a whole bunch of false equivalences. You can't argue for shit. The article was cited as evidence for my point. Not meant to be taken as some sort of individual proof. You're doing this on purpose. There's nothing confusing at all about my point yet you still keep pretending to misunderstand. Do you find this amusing?

based brazillian bro with facts and logic