Official UFC 236 Gamethread Livethread #1

Boston Salmon edition

>Coming Up
Max Holloway vs. Dustin Poirier
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Israel Adesanya
Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree Jr.
Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov
Jalin Turner vs. Matt Frevola
Wilson Reis vs. Alexandre Pantoja
Max Griffin vs. Zelim Imadaev

>Now
Boston Salmon vs. Khalid Taha

>Previously
Belal Muhammad def. Curtis Millender via UD
Montel Jackson def. Andre Soukhamthath via UD (30-26, 29-27, 30-27)
Poliana Botelho def. Lauren Mueller via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
Brandon Davis def. Randy Costa via sub (rear-naked choke) (R2, 1:12)

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FIRST FOR BELAL

questo è il filo

What race is schaub?

B O S T O N S A L M O N

>30-26

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First for Hue qt

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>no interview

I bet the joos did this

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>name is salmon
>looks like a salmon

what the fuck does pansy means?

>bilal 'remember the name' mohammed
gee, I will have a hard time remembering that

did usada cause the muslim uprising in mma?

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>30-26
one of the judges will be partaking in ramadam no doubt

I am paying for these fights, paying with my time

I'm going to the grocery store, anyone needs something?

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>Boston Salmon
what a fuckin name

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I guess that's settled

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Pansy is like faggot but nicer

it's a flower, it's used as an emasculation

What a shit undercard

I might literally cock off twitchy later.
I really don't want to but if i have to put him in his place i will do it.

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based, burgers BTFO again.

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Seu cuzin

it's a type of flower

What race is Cambridge Trout?

Just finished dinner, had a nice Boston Salmon. Time to go drop a Schaub in the Till.

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What's your city+fish name, 4channel bros?
For me, it's Brisbane Trout

Anyone who thinks the Kelvin fight doesn't go exactly the same way as the last one is fucking stupid

>German powerhouse Khalid Taha

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Anik is getting cocky.
Someone has to take him out.

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I'd knock you to kingdom come.

Köln Halibut here

>Calling DC the baddest man on the planet when Jon makes him his bitch

Damn, DC is fucking FAT

Get me some good tortilla crisps please, want some nachos

What's the point of the cage being an octagon instead of just a fucking circle?

I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

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Holloway is a cuck

*enters your subconscious*

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>wake up, khabib
>it's over

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That's what I like about him. Doesn't get tunnel vision, makes adjustments, and always goes for it.

>Israel is the pretty girl at the prom

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Or better yet a triangle

shut the fuck up goof, thats why

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>Spelled Iz-ree-ul
>Pronounced Iz-ray-ill

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>pls Brock, give me my shot

Branding

Kelvin will fatsplode all over cockbender

>Only $79.99

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Reminder that if you don't have Poirer + Gastelum for literally all of your money you will forever be a poorfag loser incel.

Literally infinite guaranteed free money forever. Debate me.

janny are u okay
are u okay
are u okay, janny

janny are u okay
are u okay
are u okay, janny

will you please just
janny please just
un-ban me

who's this guy i've seen him in a sprint commercial

Yeah he generally has good fights
The range seemed to give him lots of issues early, other fighters would kind of mentally check out there and then but he fought pretty smart

Adesanya hype train dies tonight

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based boston finna boutta be champ

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>embed this image while the sinister music plays on stream
ok now I'm definitely not sleeping tonight

>first PPV only on ESPN
>thousands of fans won't realise this until they try to order the PPV 10 minutes before it starts
PPV Buyrate payouts for this card are gonna suck

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I didn't know about these pics. Nice

HW DC heems Dwight Jones

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thats coral springs

jesus that is hot

Colonia Blobfish

He is the well-known /heem/ posted Coral Springs

stream fartshd.ml

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I can't wait for that rematch

I'm going to Boston Salmon for dinner
What should I get?

Thoughts on dating midgets?

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How come Japanese fighters suck so much ass in ufc? Even chink perform better then them even though they have a bigger mma history.

this nigga did Pearl Harbor

AHEM FUCK TWITCH JANNIES niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger

HW Jon Jones knocks out DC with a jab

Did they say crocop was coming back?

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Heeminder that Poirier is going to win by effortlessly easy KO and if you disagree you know literally nothing about fighting. I have $7k on Poirier and $500 on R1 KO. Easiest money I have ever made in my LIFE.

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i don't believe coral would ever appear in a sprint commercial

Should I make some nachos as fight food or just have some comfy cookies or something instead?

Don't feel too hungry

they're going to continue to suck for a while, but ESPN are paying UFC regardless I think so they're happy. I think Disney recently revealed they're happy for ESPN+ to lose 1.3Billion+ in the first 2 years in the hope subscriptions will pick up after that point and it will be huge

this dude doesn't look very german

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why does stiopic still pretend to be a firefighter again?

Spicy food has the piquant, hot, fiery, burning taste of spices. We are talking of highly spiced, piquant, zesty food, certainly savory. It can be also described after the predominant spice, like peppery or gingery food. This is the complete opposite of mild food.

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>german
fuck off

Did they give Khalid the jobber entrance?

Bros where do the Megan segments play? I have BT but I think I will switch to see her talking

twitch.tv/waderweidoan

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who is this?

>Boston
>Salmon

Your gf has fake lashes

Toronto Mola Mola

Coral? Wtf? Have you seen this yet?

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prove it, show proof

worst aesthetic fight of the month maybe year

Salmon looks like fucking FilthyFrank

Since when were there so many 5'8 plus guys in bantamweight

Good for a a year or two as far as dating goes, also very fun.

one of my most shameful wanks is to that one that did a suicide girls shoot
wouldn't date one but would smash for sure

boston salmon looked like someone mashed random on the make a face part of the video game

>Germany
>has Lebanon flag

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Francis has One Piece character proportions

>was going to go to the NFL but he was 5'9" and 135lbs so he couldn't
Wut? You sure it wasn't because he's literally half the size of a real human being?

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Naming kids after cities is aesthetic desu

York, Boston, Paris, Dallas

Top athletes stay home and read hentai

>germany

Lmao.

Boston Salmon will smoke this tree flag fool.

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>mini blessed here for the early prelims
Based real fite-fan kid

HEEEEEEEEM

p4p worst name

For me it's Bawlstin Sawlminn

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:Looks like your average Korean to me.

why he looks asian? is he hawaian?

>BOXERS

aaaaaaaaaAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DIE YANG GANG DIE

What nationality is Boston Salmon?

This dude named after a city and a fish.

Can anyone else still here the intermission music playing?

wew lmao 1st strike

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

BASED LEBANON

HEEEM SLEEPY

EARLY STOPPAGE

No.
What the fuck.

AQUATIC FAUNA BTFO

Chicago Snapper

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY

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>boxing
>real sport

GERMANY WON

SALMON

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hahahahaha

SMALL RICE GO HOME
SMALL RICE GO HOME

>asian fighters

>I didn't go out!
>you did...
>but I can't go out!
Retard Hawaiians getting KOd tonight

New germans win again

What a proud German, flying that flag. They should keep importing more dune coons :^)

LMFAO

Early stoppage

ASIANS BTFO

he won until he lost

Early stoppage

early stoppy

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YANG GANG

Too much focus on traditional martial arts due to nationalism, not enough focus on weight cutting and conditioning, shit genetics, poor diet for building muscle, no explosiveness.

HEEM SWIMMING

gastelum out

missed height

what a garbage stoppage

early stoppage

rip my nigga boston salmon

DANA WHITE'S TUESDAY NIGHT CANS SERIES

early

hahahahahahaha

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Americans are getting absolutely dominated tonight. Has a single one won?

he IS german

more like
nochinook salmon

hehehe

Philadelphia Trout BTFO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M SICK OF GUYS SAYING OH HE WENT OUT HE WENT OUT WHEN THEY NEVER DID

YOU CAN'T STOP THE FIGHT BECAUSE YOU THINK SOMEONE'S GOING TO GO OUT. IT HAS TO END DEFINITIVELY. YOU'RE RUINING THESE GUYS FIGHTS.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST BLEEEEEED

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Rip doo hoo choi

Fuuuck I'm shiiting who won and how

>On my stream the fight still hasn't even started

ANOTHER SHITTY STOPPAGE FROM A SHITTY REF

Stoppage was fine he wasnt coming back from that

ALVAREZ SENDS HIS REGARDS

Askren was out

german wins by espn stoppage, nice

Absolutely BASED

PILLOWTAPPERS BTFO

NO PILLOWS TO HIDE BEHIND

IMMEDIATELY HEEMED

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HOW CAN THEY EVER COPE

Water duin here b

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>Boston Salmon

Cut this faggot

How can you even type this without feeling like a retard?

dude was knocked the fuck out
it was good

you are either black or white trash

Veronica Mars must be desperate for money.

Montel Jackson?

>oh he's out
>clearly doesnt go out
>oh maybe not but yeah hes out

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Picks close the second the main card begins, also need a relevant image to goof with

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"German" via literally the first landed strike (left hook)

Legit early stoppage. Looked like his knee went a bit, still had lots of fight in him

Better late than early imho

>Palestine wins
>Lebanon wins
Israel shaking

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no he wasn't

kek

>gets knocked out by the first shot that lands
Asians in MMA are actually fucking pathetic lmao

Americans dominated
Blacks dominated
Asians dominated
All hail the Islamic master race

>being named after a fish and a bad city

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That's rude

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>German
>Has Lebanese flag

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were you there?

In many ways i would heem holloway and dustin at the same time

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I'm so fucking bored bros, what do until co main??

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The fuck kind of last name is "Salmon"? Doesn't sound very Asian at all to me...maybe Alaskan lmao

He dropped on his knees. He was done.

Kristen Bell has the exact face of my ex girlfriend and I want to kill myself when I see her

who /blessed/ here?

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That was a good stoppage. He was eating the floor and took 1 good hit in the face. The only reason he didn't eat more punches was cause the refund stopped it.

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agree 100%. We will never even come close to a pat vs Kongo type comeback again. SJW fans will make sure of that. Neutered shit.

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Boston was definitely dying in the ring don't know what you guys are thinking he was dead

>national ranked boxer

YIKES

face touches the mat = youre done

Alright I don't into Boxing at all

Was this Boston Salmon guy legit a high ranked Boxer? Or Amateur?

t. redditor

Stream where? leddit got shut down and roja ain’t giving me shit

Thats why king Cody is here

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Absolute state of boxing

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Just heem yourself cazzie

goof image

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fuck it if it was a early stoppage, he was gonna lose anyways

So glad.Germany decided to get rid of that old oppressive flag

He used to play baseball with Holloway when they were kids

early stoppage for sure fucking hell

I have a goof pic just give me a few minutes to shop it

What's my chances lads?

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Twitch chat SEETHING over this guy being German

This is an early preview of Paulie vs Artem

The guy literally was in a fetal position.

>be manlet
>have a meme name
>have a meme career
>failed at every sport you've ever done in your life
>finally get a chance to compete in the UFC brought contender series and have the full weight of the UFC behind you
>they feed you a skilless roidcan turbo manlet
>announcers suck your dick about how elite your boxing is
>get instaheemed and look like a retard
LMAO tbqh family. He should be embarrassed.

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>he doesn't know
yikes

4oz glove Conor heems Floyd

*Bostons your Salmon*

fucking hate Joe Rogan, he is a jew lover

Pittsburgh Tuna vs Andrea Sukumyass

Make it happen Danada

Whoa that fighter got punched! Good thing the ref stepped in to make sure he didn't get punched again!

Holloway
GAS GAS GASTELUM
Rountree
Jouban
Krylov

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Poirier
Holloway
Anders
Grant
Krylov

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Israel and Max are getting bodied

Germany is a social construct

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he is a fucking nigger

what the fuck are those kicks griffin is throwing?

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its /mmastreamz now m8

i invented toilet till

>robbing a fighter because he was a boxer
Absolutely disgusting
And no he was never out, Joe Rogan is a cancerous faggot

Looked like shit on DWTNCS too.

any other bongs notice the BT sport feeds a little fucked?

Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
OSP

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that salmon got smoked

that's fucking illegal.

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YO YOURE ROCKING TOYO TIRES TOO?

Joe Rogan experimented with dicks up his ass in his youth

>german
>doesnt have german flag
hmmm

Go get food and drink, it's what I'm about to do now.

oof TJ commercial, big oof

plz someone

no i invented toilet till

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Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags that vote against their own economic interests

OSP
Jouban
Rountree
Adesanya
Holloway

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>TJ commercial

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Does Toyo tires endorse EPO usage in the UFC?

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>TJ ad

crinfe

Boxers should get at least one standing 8 count

I got a cheeky 20er on pantoja winning by sub.
it gives 6x money back.

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I invented Smoked Salmon

Dominick Cruz has such a friendly voice, how the fuck do people consider him a good trash talker?

probably illegal to own one these days

>blackened salmon

You rockin' EPO tires?

Yeah I'm rocking them on my wheelchair so what?

Griffin has gone full JUST

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I went with Max Griffin instead of the Russian. They use to train with each other

>boxer
>no head movement

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Yeah I was worried about that.. But Idk I think they have what it takes Israel has height advantage too he didn't do much with Anderson cause he respects him I think he will do it tonight but I am worried

Toyo tires is the EPO supplier look into it

EPO Manlet

The wheels have come off the Toyo tires

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I invented toilet till

based adesanya

Salmon caught with a hook and smoked

Get to relive the Sean Salmon memes

Joe Rogan is confirmed to frequent gay bars in Boston in his younger days

Joe Rogan is a Yang supporter thus I am a Yang supporter

yeah i remember when tj was the goat......

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Boston Salmon? More like Cambridge Tuna!
Boom Roasted!

heh, like fish on land

twitter.com/smilensam/status/1117220027239936005

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>ethnic germans get fucked on ufc
>sons of migrants become successful

Why are DC reaction pics so comfy, bros?

>yep thats me.webm

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I have the same form kek Can I make it?

Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
Krylov

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lmao well meme'd bro

vaporising some G13 Haze
what's the rest of /heem/ puffing on tonight?

Claims he was a good amateur

>urijah is a can
>TJ is flushed
>cody is turboflushed

>tfw to smart not to be GOAT

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>why did you stop it?
>I could still fight curled in a ball

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Is it bad if you watch blacked not because of a cuck fantasy but just because of the high production values and girls?

Torrance is 50% whites and 50% Asians, hardly any niggers or spics. Sick of this "Ortega fighting for his life" meme.

Nice, I hope you get it man
You reckon Griffin will win? Russians are dominating atm

Israel Adesanya
Khalil Rountree Jr
Alan Jouban
Zelim Imadaev
Khalid Taha
Belal Muhammad

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WHAT'S UP FIGHT FANS


THIS SHIT IS SO RETARDED WE LITERALLY HAVE TO MAKE A VIDEO TO TELL YOU HOW TO PURCHASE OUR PRODUCT

You callin' me a fag fag?

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osp
grant
anders
adesanya
hollogay

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I invented toilet salmon

Colby making people cry of frustration is so based

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twitter.com/JFlashGordonMMA/status/1117220229216722944

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Fuck this gigantic cuck

Dana, I ain't buyin it

albanian crap
i was desperate

OSP
Grant
Rountree
Gastelum
Poirier

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Max
Israel
Anders
Jouban
OSP

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here's your goof

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who bought espn + here? I'm so rich and love the quality of ESPN

watch Tushy then you fucking cuck nibba loving homosexual

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all bullshit aside lets be honest, I will instantly abandon all of my political ideals for the opportunity to get $1,000 a month

Youd have to be a real friendless loser goof not to buy this card and get a year of espn+

>he's still mad
You got heemed sam, get over it

Plz buy our contents
T. Uncl Dana

muslims are low key gay

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The lord and savior Jesus Christ

I invented Salmon Till

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this is the goof image

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that just shows that you're a poor faggot who has never had sex.

This reads exactly like one of those armchair coach YouTube comments

literally nothing wrong with it. the lighting and makeup is too good and they use the best chicks. i would never let a pol incel tell me what to think or do.

who's the most cucked fighter in the roster?

>Chucklin’ Cuck Alvey

I'll never support no ESPN

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DUDE

do you think smilin sam heems his rainsenets when they misbehave?

Yes come on imadaev let's make it 2/2

its not actually that low-key

145lb salmon heems khalid

wow, he deserves to be gilded by a kind stranger for that!

The Russian is a boxer and he has fought a bunch of guys with losing record's . Max said that he will mix in some wrestling

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Based

hes right though

my 8mg vape

Dana sure was pumped during that commercial.

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Holloway
Adesanya
Anders
Jouban
Krylov

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>Pay $80 for this shit card and get 12 months of ESPN+ FREE

luke
he got embarassed by bissping
and romero made him his bitch kissing him in the ring after knocking him out

This is normal muslim behavior

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because he's twice as bitchy as most women

If I could get 1,000 ontop of my current salary I would vote Yang gang

imagine actually thinking this is virtuous behavior and worthy of praise

Islam is secretly a homosexual bugchasing cult

I just got it an hour ago, I being a jew about it for a while but I looked at the prices and it's not bad at all really. Anyone making over at least 40k should be able to afford it no problem.

You dont know shit about torrance and Ortega was raised in Pedro.

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anyone stream?

He isn't a good trash talker, but he's good for a fighter. Most fighters are either brick walls, or brainless retards. Case in point, pic related
>you'll see when we fight
>we already fought, i knocked you out
>exactly

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kek

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Cringe.

yeah. they are out in the open gay

Doesn’t Alvey already have like 4 kids? Why the fuck is he adopting?

ESPN+

Only a totally cucked and jewed Amerigoy would find anything homoerotic about this.

I think this guy took a legendary beating in his last fight

Stiiizy Jack vape and some homegrown

what is the average iq of Samoans? I'm not talking "fight iq"

Some sativa, most likely somekind of haze

Do people seriously not realize that Max's chin is already starting to break and he's moving up in weight against a game opponent? He's getting skadooshed.

/HEE/ picks:

holloway
asdesanya
roundtree
jouban
OSP

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Boston Salmon wins the rematch

streamz breh

Right here bud *pisses in your mouth*

56%

Wonking on some 1p-lsd

redneck level

god bless espn for this juicy pacing.

Twitchy you're fucking muted

Gotta get more social media likes and anonymous back pats to feel alive user. You don't get those for kids you've already bought.

Yup this is so nice.

Only fags hold hands with other dudes

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Twitchy are you muted or is my sound fucked up?

Mid to low 80s if I remember correctly.

i'm so comfy lads

Probably somewhere between Aboriginal and Aussie. So about 75-80 is what I'm guessing.

its khabib hahaha
what the fuck
now he fights under a fake name

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this russian dude is going to murk this mutt

Twitchy you don’t have sound

Imadaev is getting heemed.

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CAN THE SICKLY LOOKING PASTY FACED MUDSLIME PLEASE NOT WIN ONCE?

CAPS SO THE PEOPLE WHO RIG THIS WILL SEE IT

Putting live hallucinogenic toads in my ass

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Max griffins gyno surgery scars

Inshallah no chance for darkie

This is going to be another Russian mauling.

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have you guys ever sniff a girl? i just did

Mudslime is getting heemed

does anyone have the salmon ko?
just got back from the gym

this nigga fucks men

Imadaev first round heem

From what I've read, this russian is a massive-ego'd fag. Trying to heem people in sparring, throwing knees in BJJ, etc.
Really hope this dude gets heemed

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It's too late to be comfy.

This is on the East Coast right? This shit should have started earlier.

lol at twitchy. he's mildly retarded.

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Goof

I hope you got a webm of that girl holding the pizza

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His wife is his fight manager, he doesn't make any decisions about anything

BASED ELDER NEGRO REF

I like that Sisqo ref

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BASED GEORGE ALLEN

BASED BASED BASED

TAKE THE POINT QUICK

based ref

SWAGEE GEE

BASED 1 POINT

BASED REF

HOLY BASED

ABSOLUTELY BASED REF

HAHAHAHAHA CHEATING BACKWARD RAT

POINT HEEM POINT HEEM

BASED

WTF I LOVE DC

THANK YOU REF

EVERY REF SHOULD FUCKING DO THAT

Based ref

i would give her my 100% aryan cum and breed her a future NBA hof'er

>DUDE SWAGGY G LMAO
DC is so annoying

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no nonsense

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BASED REF MUZZIES BTFO

omg based black ref. am i right pedes'?

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So I get taking the point
But why did he take away the position for Griffin

How's it feel to be wrong

why are yall typing in caps all of a sudden?

this fucker is a chronic cage grabber

GOAT REF
GOAT REF
GOAT REF
MUDSLIMES ETERNALLY BTFO

Based sno-cap negro ref

not watching the fights just watching anime

#stylebenderswag

There's no way you don't take a point when the whole crowd was shouting about it.

Because I'm excited that a referee actually enforced the rules in this semen slurping sport for once

>Macedonia
>aryan

you're as swarthy as the shit i just took

so this is the power of sambo

>does he speak english

>he does not

LMAO

LMAO HE SLAPPED HIS HANDS

BASED CHECHEN

ref fucked the fight

And Murphy Brown in the back.

If a point is taken then fighters have to be reset to a neutral position. If it was a warning he would have got top position back

Put all your money on Max.

my stream is fucking up why did he take the point?

HI yes id like to return my russian, his wrestling doesnt seem to be working

hopefully he has a strong understanding of context clues

being a muslim

QT ROADIE

lets go khabib

grabbed the fence

the crowd always knows best unironically

Fingering the gate

what's sloppier than swang n bang, these two are doing it

Grabbed the fence, successfully defended the takedown with it

grabbed cage

black ref took the point for not being black enough

gas em out classic Joe

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russian loses by fence grab

Why do all these Khabib clones have that Abe Lincoln beard

haha he flipped off Max ESPN on suicide watch

Finger in bum

10-8 Griffin.

Gooby wins the rematch with based Allen reffing

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what's the rule on grabbing the fence again?
one point? two points? disqualified?

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27-1 tonight

at least Luke fought Yoel unlike that pussy Bisping

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OH NO NO NO NO

It's some sort of muzzie fashion statement, no idea what for though

Fucking Based Max out there making his country proud by outgrappling this russian ratfuck

This chechen is fearless

disgusting muslims

i told you guys none of these russian kebabs are any good aside from khabob

I'm 100% aryan 100% Nordic 100% hitlers wet dream. Your just seething because your a mestizo. If only hitler had won. His plan was to turn Denmark into a Aryan breeding farm.
My job would literally just be to breed assorted woman that need to get Danish'd.

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huh
so every time a point is taken the fight is reset?

Thanks, Didn't really know that. Could have taken the point after the exchange though, don't see why that couldn't have happened.

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Under the Georgia State Athletic Commission rules it's based on how hard the crowd boos

10-8 round after penalty. Based fucking ref actually punishing cheating.

kek

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They are allowed to have beards but not allowed to have mustache afaik

HEEM ME UP HEEM ME UP INSIDE I CANT HEEM UP

I don't even hate Muslims, but this guy just comes off as a cunt
Grab fence, fight with your ego, and then fake a punch after the bell. Plus the stories from his training partners. Fuck this guy

Leave your lil sister alone, you psycho!

>woodley grabs the fence against maia and wins because of that
>whocareslol
black privilege is real

>spinning kick shit
When will they learn?

Illegal to shave beard in islam, it will get you stoned

lmao

we wuz kangz

this dude throws a lot of spinning shit, Griffin should just take him down everytime

W O O O

Is it a Muslim thing? Arabs have moustaches

WTF why can't this Russianigger wrestle? That's literally all they do there.

I think the thing with the beard is that they want/need to keep a beard because muh manliness/islam but at the same time they have weak mustache and also its annoying when you eat.

>All these actions have got to wear on the gas tanks of both guys

That's why they pay DC the big bucks.

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Khabib, you don't remember? McGregor hit you with the left, you're not champ anymore buddy.

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This nigga throwing so much spinning shit

not even watching it lads just quickly changing windows if rogan goes apeshit

How does Askren do against Colby or Usman? Wrestling experience vs wrestling power and cardio.

Kek jice1

Y Nuevo And NEW (thread)

based and spinpilled

Yeah but why the shitty Abe Lincoln beard

It looks terrible yet they all seem to have it

looks like this guy isnt a real muslim

Why are every race but whites and blacks such beardlets? Honestly pathetic

the guy is a former boxer not a wrestler

Why is every muzzie so damn devout? Everything they seem to say and do is related to their religion. Like they're always trying to prove something. Chill out, guys.

moustache tickles the anus lad

Askren dies

Griffin is such trash lmao

Griffin is so gassed
19-18 Griffin taking into account the point

The problem is that a large percentage of UFC's rules and regulations came straight from boxing as it made legalisation easier. So much like the scoring system, it's designed for an altogether different sport and then stretched and pulled to try and cover MMA

why does this retarded shitskin keep trying to spin like a fucking naruto character

I can see where he's coming from though, he went to touch gloves and this guy punched him in the face. I don't think you can get cheaper than that. I'd flip the bird if I wasn't a big pussy who can't fight too.

consanguineous marriages lead to low IQ babies, then do that over and over for generations

Is this the friggen bear Khabib fought, dude?

ah right makes sense

thanks again

I've never seen one of these daghistani's throw spinning shit that lands.

That's all Zabit does

who is zabit

most of the time it never lands though.

>the point mattered
not sure how I feel about this

Even Nurmagomedov threw (and landed) a spinning kick at some point against Iaquinta I think

Lol the pause when Buffer was reading those cards.

>Ali wants to be on ESPN

wow that muzzie is a dick