>Saturday 4/13 Montreal Impact def. Columbus Crew 1-0 Houston Dynamo leads San Jose Earthquakes 2-1 (70') Seattle Sounders lead Toronto FC, 3-2 (83') Minnesota United tied NYCFC 2-2 (33')
New England Revolution vs Atlanta United, 7:30pm EST FC Dallas vs Portland Timbers, 8pm Colorado Rapids vs DC United, 9pm Real Salt Lake vs Orlando City, 9pm LAFC vs FC Cincinnati, 10:30pm LA Galaxy vs Philadelphia Union, 10:30pm
Bill Hamid still won't be getting called up to the national team because he criticized Garber
kek KEK K E K
Oliver Hernandez
Hamid is not good enough. Neither is SeanJohn, but if you're judging him off one mistake than you're a filthy casual.
Joshua Gutierrez
Our younger sides can flatter to deceive at times due to their relative physical prowess, which often carries teams/players farther than their actual skill might at the youth level but rarely translates to success in the senior game.
Juan Cook
Garber processes time like a hummingbird. Your puny human brains are like gnats to him, he perceives cause and effect at once
2007: >MLS has always wanted two New York teams in the city, it has the fanbase to support this 2010: >We will have 2 New York teams on either side of Manhattan 2013: >We are "at the finishing line" for starting construction of a new stadium in Flushing 2017: >The owners understand the importance of getting the new stadium built at Belmont Park soon 2019: >No update, it's just a matter of time before something happens, we are focused tho yeah of course
Tbf I can't imagine it's easy to drop a soccer stadium in NYC
Landon Russell
Said it before and I'll say it again, miggy was our key to success, not Joseph. Jo is good, but miggy could create opportunities all fucking day, and that's what gave Atlanta the edge last season.
Benjamin Bailey
At least Remedi doesn't turn like the Exxon Valdez.
Hunter Reed
>our
Alexander Stewart
>fatlantans complained when I said that Almiron was their only actually good player
Congrats on meming a win against the shit resv thanks to a guy you benched balling out after you were forced to make a sub due to injury
Mason Howard
Apparently it's something about how MLS handles international slots/green cards for Canadian teams.
Caleb Rogers
If the ball goes in anyway, what's the point of sending off the defender that tried to block it off the line with his hand? Just play on
Hunter Williams
Something to do with American teams being able to get green cards for their players faster than Canadian teams, putting leafs at a disadvantage for signing internationals
Montreal and Vancouver's penny-pinching owners are going to transfer over to the CPL within a decade anyway, what's there to fix?
Logan Brooks
ERA in Dallas desu. Has VAR ever gotten anything right?
Ayden Sullivan
It doesnt really matter if Hamid, Melia, or whatever meme MLS gk get's called up, they're all 3rd options to Horvath and Steffen at this point.
Hunter Jenkins
Post stream for the LAFC/FC Cincinnati match.
Dylan Gonzalez
>7 of Dallas's starting 11 are either 23 or younger Is FC Dallas the zoomer team?
Jaxon Stewart
>It's easier for foreigners to get green cards in Leafland What the hell Trudeau?
Ian Morales
I somehow forgot "here than" I apologize for making the only mistake in /mls/
Justin Myers
Justin's an absolute retard and the people in his cabinet that puppeteered him as a useful idiot have resigned their posts in recent months. People are finally seeing what he's like when he has to think for himself.
Is this FC Cincy game plan really "Boot it to the center and hope the opponent fucks up" because jesus fuck.
Juan Evans
pretty much welcome to being a shitty expansion team!
Jaxson Lewis
This is my first time actually watching a game. Local news made such a big stink about them last year and seeing so much Orange and Blue merch at the place I work made me interested in tuning in.
Who are those fucking strikers. Neck them immediately. I'm seeing so much disorganization and "pls god make this work" headers. This team is like a bad FIFA 19 player.
Anthony Diaz
They looked good and competent for like one or two games and have now reverted to what everyone expected (what you described)
Jaxon Brooks
last year they were splashing mad cash in USL, including raiding Uncle Don's piggy bank for a goddamn DP....in USL unsurprisingly they steamrolled the regular season and then promptly lost at home in the playoffs to Energy Drinks II everyone else had a good fucking laugh at that
>"Orange and Blue have given LAFC a BATTLE tonight." Lmao.
How the FUCK can these retarded chimps fuck up so many crosses. This is the 4th one tonight. How is LA undefeated when they could easily get spanked by a competent team?
Joshua Price
MLS has no competent teams
William Kelly
This team is actually reminding me of the Bengals. Fuck if I want that again.
Sorry, Cincybros I won't be around for future matches.
>MLS has no competent teams Well that explains the sloppy play.
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE. I'm black and I want to hang these fucking strikers.
MLS fucking shits, redpill me on Korbach so I can watch your league.
Isaac Young
>finally gave up on his meme 3 at back and went for a reasonable 4-2-3-1 Good. Now just replace Nigbe and this team can recover from the early season.
Evan Hernandez
Fuck I meant Kreilach.
Matthew Powell
I don't like Nagbe either but none of their other central midfielders have any sort of pace or aggression. Remedi is super defensive, Lawrentowicz is a glacier, Kratz hardly plays and is also slow, so if they want anybody in the middle with some hustle, he's pretty much it.
Dylan Nelson
>last thread had 177 images Let's get to work, /mls/
>the Cincinnati treatment. Ignored and made fun of over better cities in their state, until finally they can kickstart enough money to put a shitty team in a pre-existing college stadium?
because even in a country of 300+ million people, nobody can be bothered to play soccer past puberty
Noah Sullivan
Chris Armas is really shit huh?
Blake Turner
The Red Bulls pulled him being an assistant for a women's college team so I guess not
Jordan Sanders
Why do we lose players past puberty?
William Garcia
sex > soccer
Lincoln Russell
Why the fuck is this no.10 still playing at leftback for Sporting KC? He's given 1 goal away already and clearly isn't comfortable playing in that position
Ryan Martin
Because Vermemes is a hack
Sebastian Allen
pretty good cross for that Audi
Grayson Myers
did monterrey finally expose that hack?
Chase Rogers
RB's defense was never as good as the numbers made it seem but this is an absurd collapse
Grayson Carter
My stream died at the turn of the hour, it was 2-1 RB What happened?
Benjamin White
I just meant the defending this season in general, but they gave up a second to KC off a terrible clearance on a corner and immediately gave KC another two chances to take the lead.
Anthony Gomez
>kaku gets a red card for smashing the ball at the ball kid
Oliver Jackson
Good, fuck flyovers.
Nolan Stewart
>Kaku The game was over my man why u do dat
Jackson Adams
Kaku is garbage. He doesn't represent the pink cow way
Nathan Ramirez
tfw u will never get blasted in the face by a professional MLS player
Connor Lewis
I caught a missed shot from Kenny Cooper at RBA once
Tyler Sanchez
KAKU more like caca
Jaxson Mitchell
because the money is in footbaw or basketball or baseball
Tyler Cruz
top kek at mls twitterfags asking for nyrb to cut kaku
>5'7 Why are spic manlets so angry all the time? >go to the supermarket >walking down an aisle >see this latina ho (with a nice ass) crying and with a bruise on her face >go up to her and ask her if she's okay >she says "yes, Im fine" while trying to wipe away her tears and clean up her ruined makeup >this cholo looking spic manlet wearing stereotypically long navy shorts that reach his feet and an XXL t shirt comes up to me and starts barking "ey whats up homie why you trying to get up on my girl? wanna say somethin' to my face bitch?" >Want to laugh inside because this beanlet - clearly under 5'7 - is literally looking up at me while trying to act tough >say to him "I saw this lady crying and with a bruise on her face so I just wanted to make sure no one was harming her" >spiclet replies "Mind your own fuckin' business *insert some mexican word that I cant really remember* and walk away homie. This aint got nothing to do with you homie" >I wanted to make fun of him but at the same time, this cholo spic might stalk me and get his familia to gun me down so I decide to not escalate the situation >Tell him "Fine. Just be a big enough of a man to take care of your girl, buddy" and leave >spic looked mad when I said that but didn't say anything Fucking beaners
Castellanos? doesn't seem webm worthy with it being the fucking 'oons. >92086663 stop giving (You)s to some blogpost about some broad user actually beat up. also didn't read past the nice ass comment, with no collaborating evidence.
it's such a shit show, unironically i legit think that people inside the league are trying to kill it. they haven't hired people for key spots, they haven't made any effort to find someone to show the games even if you don't care about dykeball, this is a vulture capitalism strategy that SUM is going to use to sink any challenger from now on, just wait and see it will happen
Justin Mitchell
>doesn't intervene to stop domestic violence even though he could do so easily
MEChA had it's chance in the 90s but never did anything revolutionary because it's filled with 2nd and 3rd gen kids who are extremely lazy and entitled
since the Recession it's been completely ruined and pushed out of power by socialist groups. if the South West revolts it will be to install a Soviet, not Aztlan
give up your hopes of race war and go back to your animes, autists
Jace Lee
It can still be streamed on Twitter, and also if you build it, they will come.
Jordan Harris
where muh >soccerbros at?
John Bennett
the ideal for SUM is to snuff it out until it's worthless and the athletes are desperate and will get taken over by MLS owners for cheap
it's not a coincidence that NWSL is no being driven backwards by mismanagement, despite more support than ever, higher viewing audience and attendance than ever before, when the Women's team are suing USSF and demanding better contracts
Josiah Hughes
>largely confined to the border >LET'S CHOP OFF A THIRD OF THE COUNTRY
Chase Williams
>+300 reply thread talking about and playfully mocking MLS tifosi and ultras >no pictures from my curva
This is said for historical/architectural/artistic reasons, but there are way too many autists like Mike Pence running around crying that a "house of god" is being destroyed.
Blake Johnson
>thinks god did something >complains about it makes you think
Ryan Nguyen
lol if Kaku had better accuracy with his kick he wouldn't be suspended at all, just a yellow at worst.
Benjamin Taylor
Would you rather have 5 MLS Cups for your city, or 1 trophy in NBA/MLB/NFL/NHL
god wynalda is an insufferable faggot, russians beat the fuck out of each other for entertainment all day long, kid has probably been looking forward to the chance to smash his face on famous russian hockey hero all season long, no deeper narrative at play there
Anthony Hall
fuck texas
Brody Ortiz
Cringe
Dominic Hill
Only good thing to come from texas was True Stories desu.
Ian Hughes
It was a really dumb thing to do, but no one thinks he was actually aiming at the fans, right? He was trying to kick it at the boards.
>i wasn't trying to kill my neighbor i was just shooting at my drywall
Kayden Flores
Players kick the ball into the boards all the time. The only time we freak out about it is if they miss. I'm not saying that it was ok to do it, though.
ah yes, Messi the player who is widely regarded as the best ever on account of his contributions to his national team
Michael Kelly
the guy who completely humiliated us in Copa America, can score, and unlike literally anyone currently on the roster, can actually pose a threat to an opponent
