Previous: MATCHDAY 32:
>Saturday 13th of April
15:00 SPAL 2 - 1 Juventus
18:00 Roma 1 - 0 Udinese
20:30 Milan 1 - 0 Lazio
>Sunday 14th of April
12:30 Torino - Cagliari
15:00 Fiorentina - Bologna
15:00 Sampdoria - Genoa
15:00 Sassuolo - Parma
18:00 Chievo - Napoli
20:30 Frosinone - Inter
>Monday 15th of April
20:30 Atalanta - Empoli
Reminder to pray for Ajax
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
football-italia.net
youtube.com
youtube.com
calciomercato.com
twitter.com
twitter.com
youtube.com
calciomercato.com
football-italia.net
youtube.com
twitter.com
twitter.com
comfy Derby della Lanterna subedition
>so few people care about serie a that a foreigner has to make the thread
will napoli rape arsenal on thursday?
Where is he? I'm almost worried
Fuck off, I'm an Erasmus Italian
maybe they have their own forums and shit like spain
>brushed the ball
>ball barely moves even after the touch
>kicks the player who could still very easily get the ball
>no era
americans don't know what erasmus is
>Serie A aka FC Juventus training League
>in erasmus in the netherlands
>saturday night on /seriea/
Hope you're getting out now
Reminder that 10 minutes ago M*lan won with a penalty given for a simple physical contact that happens hundreds times during a match and then referee didn't give a pen (he didn't even checked VAR) after Lazio player was literally kicked in his leg
*Juve C chokes against the literally who of SPAL*
Napoli: Hold my beer
They complained about the ref of their last match so they had the right to refball today. It works like this in serie a.
Went out yesterday and went sailing today with a couple of Dutch guys. I think my fingers are going to fall because of the cold
You guys are obviously going to ignore the foul of Romulo on Borini, right?
imagine thinking VAR would change anything
>milel thinks they got a CL spot
Does Milan have this weird effect that even if they play like shit(which most of the time), the other team somehow plays worse? The only good match was against Atalanta and that came down to them gassing themselves out in the second half
>seething lazzali boomers calling live the Rai post game analysis and sperging about muh complotto
You should hear games on the radio more often, I keep telling it to you guys
Fuck you Acerbi.
In your face.
Juventus have 2.625 points per game after the loss, which now puts them slightly behind the SerieA/Europe record for 102 points in a season, which is 2.684
LADS
> Milan cannot beat you, but you can loose to Milan
This. Also refs are too scared, banning them to referee the team who complains, or banning them completely for some time, is literally a retarded move.
Didn't see that moment, so can't say.
What I did see is two occasions of clear refballing for Milan that actually led to this result that can actually lead Milan to CL.
Imagine getting in CL thanks to matches like today. Total shame
>implying barely moving the ball means you can kick the opponent that clearly still has a chance to get to the ball
You now remember that last time milan managed to go quilify for the cl, they stole fiorentina's spot by getting a penalty every game.
>be Inzaghi
>less successfull than your brother as a player
>be a coach
>chocked last year at home against Inda for CL 4ch place
>be sad
>this year Var dont work for your team
>crying a lot
>losing against Milan ,who cry the same way as you do, thanks to Var
is he jinxed?
keep seething
The trick is to cry when you get helped too, just look at last week.
The problem with Lazio is that they all have this complex where they think they're being kept down but truth is it's Milan and Inter being helped. But they'll keep ignoring that and just blame i er sistema allegedly pushing Roma.
You can bet whatever you want that tomorrow they'll talk about how this is all set up so Roma can get a CL spot rather than Milan. It's what they did last year too when they got cucked by Inter.
>tfw no femdom Roma gf to bully you for supporting the wrong team
Oh shit, i forgot about something, Matchday 32 results
Brescia 2-0 Venezia
Foggia 1-0 Spezia
Cittadella 4-0 Livorno
Carpi 2-1 Padova
Perugia 2-4 Benevento
Cremonese 2-0 Lecce
Ascoli 2-1 Pescara
Cosenza 1-0 Crotone
Palermo 1-0 Verona
-This is previous matchday
-Benevento and Palermo closer to direct promotion while Spezia and Ascoli (despite losing 7-0 before) are getting closer to playoffs.
>tare crying instead of Inzaghi
Is he getting sacked?
Milan with this victory Pretty muck got the CL spot
Inter - Roma result will decide who will get the CL spot
>Benevento and Palermo closer to direct promotion
Based
Where did everything go so wrong for venezia?
Isn't that the italian way?
>Cutrone
ABM please, Cutrone was in the bench when the pen happened lmao.
SMS didn't even complain and got up.
Just stop, it's embarrassing.
>didn't complain
he literally got into a fight two seconds after lmao
Yes, I do prefer Calabria as the 1st choice right back, what gave it away?
Pure penalty.
Stop making yourself look like a moron.
The ref didn't even bother to check VAR for a handball just outside of the penalty area in the first play
You too shut the fuck up.
Juve already covered their tracks by losing intentionally to SPAL today so why would Rocchi help Milan.
gg Milan you did it
what did they mean by this
Reminder that Fiorentina brought this on themselves.
Will never forget these 2 bullshit penalties against us that season.
Karma is such a bitch ain't it?
youtube.com
Get fucked.
youtube.com
That's the proverbial and historically well known Milan's legendary team mentality
>You now remember Siena
>implying milan won't choke against SPAL and Viola
Translate it please.
based
fuck niggers
Looked like Cutrone from afar
>I'm displeased since I exchanged shirt to put an end to the discussion. Inciting hatred is not sport but a sign of weekness.
Last week Acerbi said Lazio was strong on paper, which prompted Milanisti and bakayoko to get assblasted. He then said he didn't mean no disrespect and was excited for the upcoming match and that football is a beautiful thing or some shit like that.
Kessie and Baka asked for his shirt at the end and then held it up like a trophy
This is the first time I heard about that. Pretty funny.
>Kessie and Baka asked for his shirt at the end and then held it up like a trophy
fucking niggers
>truth is it's Milan being helped.
Yeah that's why we have some of the lowest amount of penalties this season right?
Milan is one of the most penalized teams this season, it's not even close.
No he didn't.
He stayed on the ground a bit and then got up without complaining.
We're talking about the situation where it was suspected Rodriguez fouled him here.
Also enough with this bullshit already. I don't want to hear anyone bitching about Milan being helped when Lazio literally get away with murdering Calabria without Milan getting so much as a free-kick.
Lazio players made a lot of fouls tonight that Rocchi turned a blind eye to and only 2 of them even got booked.
>this season
most in serie a since 2006
>Parma-Milan
>Torino-Milan
>Fiorentina-Milan
These are all hard games
Heck even the match vs Bologna I can see being complicated.
Made it my ass.
Stop jinxing us.
Ti amo Ciro
Vaffanculo agli ebrei milanisti e a tutti i negri
nobody cares what you want user
Based.
>actually managing to make me like a Lazio player
good job.
Pic to balance it out
Sleep tight /seriea/
Hahahahah fuck you cunt.
You kept talking shit before the game didn't you you arrogant piece of shit.
Based Bakayoko btfo out of cancerous Acerbi. AGAIN.
How can he be stopped?
>Last week Acerbi said Lazio was strong on paper
No he said that Lazio was stronger than Milan in EVERY position.
Acerbi is a well known Milan hater, he was the one stirring shit in the first place and now he got btfo.
Nah Acerbi is a cunt who deserved it.
All he did was saying that he considered Lazio's players better on paper, he didn't insult nor make fun of anyone.
You're a disgusting rat even when you win and I hope you get the same thing he got.
Who remembers this?
Milan literally is the reason this retard Acerbi even made it in this level and this cunt always shit-talks Milan and plays really dirty against them in every match as well.
Never seen a small-time player be so salty at Milan for so long. It's hilarious.
What's the problem exactly? It's just banter. Next time maybe he will be less cocky.
>Never seen a small-time player be so salty at Milan for so long. It's hilarious.
Change player to sub-human and you have a very apt description of yourself
Bonucci was right, FUCK N-
iggers
Nah shut the fuck up.
If you're talking shit you better be prepare to own up your shit as well and not cry to the media about how you "feefees" were hurt.
Acerbi is a brat.
A cool motherfucker would own up to it say "GG you got me, I'll get you next time" or something like that.
A faggot like Acerbi cries and whines about it instead.
That's the thing.
Acerbi can talk shit but he cannot take it back at all.
He's a pussy trying to pretend he's a lion.
>tp
>tf
>Dutch kike-nigger
>calling anyone a subhuman
neck slut
If Bakayoko was white you would have been laughing at Acerbi. Admit it.
I'm far from an anti-racist or anything as you've seen in my history of posting here but give me a break.
Le funny maymay xD XD XD xD Xd
Go back to
The problem is that you consider it talking shit, I thought Milan had such a legendary status that made the club superior to such meaningless things like a player giving his opinion over a game.
And yet the players felt the need to make fun of him and for what exactly?
can i ask you a question?
Most italians literally don't speak english.
Fuck rube. Avanti lazio
What's the best calcio-related song, and why is Bum Bum Quagliarella?
youtube.com
>The problem is that you consider it talking shit
Because it is talking shit you moron.
Acerbi plays for Lazio, which are under Milan in the table. Yet he has the nerve to be this arrogant.
You don't see even the best players in the world be this disrespectful.
If Mourinho who is one of the most successful football people ever is routinely made fun of for being arrogant then who is Acerbi not to be made fun of?
If Acerbi won't show any respect to his fellow Serie A colleagues then does he deserve any respect back?
I say no. End of discussion.
que me perdona el INADI (National Institute Against Discrimination, Xenophobia and Racism of Argentina), but fucking niggers
it cant be a coincidence the 2 blacks of the team did that
What part of what he said was disrespectful?
Colley was disrespectful after Sampdoria-Milan, but how the fuck did Acerbi disrespect his colleagues?
le 26 y.o spanish prospect
Which uni?
Albanians
>le better than bonucci man
How bad will the monkey chants be next season when Milan play Lazio away?
Remember that one time he played though?
Leiden
He literally said that Lazio was superior to Milan in every single position and that there wasn't even a comparison between the 2 teams.
That sound mighty arrogant and disrespectful to me not to mention a fraudulent claim as well, I don't know about you.
The fact that Acerbi claimed Milan players are trying to incite hatred between the two teams after that shirt shit is even funnier. This guy has such an incredible ego. It's all about his "feefees"...who cares about Lazio losing an important match?
Says it all really.
On other news based Sheva responding to Tare
calciomercato.com
Poor guy Gattuso hates good players.
>He literally said that Lazio was superior to Milan in every single position and that there wasn't even a comparison between the 2 teams.
thats what the media reported for easy clicks but he didnt say that
time to sleep so I can catch Ferrari fucking up in the morning. Also fuck Milan AND Lazio
Sure they did.
I suppose the media also said that Milan players were trying to incited hatred between the 2 teams and not Acerbi too right?
you dont even speak italian you drooling retard
kill yourself
Fuck man those were really dark times for Milan fans. Those players were so fucking bad
Extremely cursed picture
didn't they win 2:0 against Barca but they shat themselves in the 2nd leg?
>six years later and still seething
>Kessie and Baka asked for his shirt at the end and then held it up like a trophy
Absolutely based, gettin' real tired of the soft cunts that talk shit and can't take the banter
>wake up
>realize Areoplanino is going to meme his way to another Coppa Italia because of astoribucks
>page 7
>"b-but he touched the ball"
To the friendly Milan customers all over the world, the fact that a defender touches the ball doesn't automatically mean he can hack the opponent right after, especially if the ball barely moved.
Why didn't SMS heem those manlets?
"When I was at Inter and they whistled a doubtful penalty nobody said anything, when I was at Juve a total mess was outbursting" - Christian Vieri
>injures best creative player
>taunts you behind your back
all around performance by baka
Based bobone
>even after winning with udinese lazio would still be behind the worst Roma since Luis Enrique
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Where's the lazio user spamming the thread with il sorpasso and venditti? Is he okay?
Rent free
imagine never having heard Cucchi say RETE or Repice getting hyped in CL games
is it a life worth living without Tutto il Calcio? i doubt it
>worst Roma of the decade
>still can't finish above them
if i was lanziese i'd kill myself desu
>it's that "Romafags/Laziofags brag about which one of their clubs is less pitiful" /seriea/ moment
Like fuck this shit. They these are the same guys that had the guts to complain about Dybala penality
Milan fags have made me remember in half a season why i was happy when Muntari's goal didn't stand
most entitled, delusional and unsportsmanlike fanbase in Serie A
...
>only juve customers are allowed to banter since its the only club not in a shit condition
>yfw this is the average Icardi enthusiast
wew
CAM ON TORO YOU CAN STILL KEK MILAN
spoilers for a 50 year old movie
>If Napulel chokes, Juve wins the scudetto six game days before the end, breaking the all-time record
Imagine not watching Serie B to balance this fucking thing out.
Imagine not following your local team even if they're in Promozione
anyone has a video of that?
Neat
kino murderball game
the only time when getting the ball first and then hitting the attacker is a foul is if it's a sliding tackle from behind.
not even a milan customer
Last digit decides the amount of yellow cards
>only sliding tackles can be fouls
ZA
ZA
ZAZA'D
Not at all. Why are you making up rules?
ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA ZAZA
this game would be kino of the highest order if it weren't for that goal
youtube.com
he never said that
Barella needs a stretcher
So who is realistically replacing Allegro when the season ends? Because I can't fucking imagine him torturing us with his football philosophy for yet another year, and it's only getting worse and worse with every single fucking match.
>sboraza
Why can't you just be nice to the ref? Why be rude, what do you gain?
Kek
>10 on 10
>1-1
We going to climax finish lads
We got blueballed lads
>il grande turdINO
Casteddu is having a nice season, haopy for them. If Fiocretina keeps choking they can finish in the upper table for the first time in like a decade
no, retard. if you make contact with the ball first it's not a foul, unless it's a sliding tackle from behind because of the high risk of injury.
fucking brainlets.
AND LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE CHINESE GRAN PRIX
Is that the lights out man
how is lu. pellegrini doing at cagliari?
Is this next game worth staying up for lads? Got to be up by 10am.
>Literal brainlet making up rules to fit his opinion
>calling other brainlets
>same flag and also has to be up at the same time
spooky
red carded
>During training Perin suffered a trauma in his right shoulder that will need further investigation. This makes him unavailable for Tuesday's match.
>exploding knees
>exploding shoulders
Yikes
Perin is pretty shit anyway. I thought he was better but he's nowhere near his level he showed at Genoa rn
holy shit this gme started out great
very kino derby
Always are
>Bakayoko and Kessié: the Public Prosecutor's Office asks for television trial
The Bakayoko-Kessié case continues to shake Milan: the words of Undersecretary with delegation to Sport Giorgetti arrived in the early afternoon with which the leghista asked for a measure against the players seem to have been heard.
To report it is ANSA that explains how the head prosecutor of the FIGC Pecoraro has sent to the Sporting Judge the request to apply the television trial for the gesture made against Acerbi by the two Milan midfielders.
Now we have to wait for the decision of the judge who will have to decide whether the gesture of Kessié and Bakayoko is punishable by a fine or even a disqualification. A cause for concern for Milan and Gattuso after the joy of last night.
I hope the nignogs get a 10 match ban and get sent to cotton fields for the duration of it
Also, how in the fuck does crashing your car make you a better footballer? How did Defrel manage that
#Juventus: Recovered Rugani And Emre Can. No problem for Bentancur. Optimism for Douglas Costa and Chiellini (which will be assessed further tomorrow). Khedira further back. Perin out.
damn these two faggots for making me agree with a cunt like Giorgetti
based and redpilled gesture
for me obvious red
RIGORELLA
also red for fucking what?
random red
BOOMER
Those 10 IQ nigs are embarassing. I say this as Milan customer. Getting this worked up over nothing and being smug about winning 1-0 on a penalty, like the only shot on goal the whole game. Shit like this puts people off like the NFL kneeling during national anthem.
*dominates your league*
AHEM
>the bus park of Parma
Neat
basado
That's literally not how it works. If I touched the ball first but still hit your hard as shit in the shin possibly injuring you, is that still not a foul?
Can Frosolone do it fras? It would make for a kino Inter - Roma
calciomercato.com
So Mandzukic kicks the shit out of Romagnoli and gets nothing but Bakayoko and Kessie risk getting banned for a harmless joke(which was clearly warranted because the cunt Acerbi deserved it by talking shit)?
Fuck this joke of a league and fuck this joke of a federation.
FIGC needs their asses sued already. This is beyond ridiculous.
>Mandzukic gets away with kicking Romagnoli but Bakayoko and Kessie should be banned for a joke.
Seriously kill yourself scumbag.
^
seething
That's not how the post match review works.
check'd
digits confirm that Bakayoko and Kessie deserve a 5 games ban
checked
shqip btfo
football-italia.net
I wonder if they will punish Cairo for this?
Most likely not.
Cairo should actually watch Milan matches if he seriously thinks VAR hasn't punished Milan.
Is Milan being targeted by these fags just because we are 4th?
I've seen some of these bitches also talk about Inter being helped but less so...I guess it's because they're in 3rd so they have to tone down their accusations when they talk about them.
t. Nicola Rizzoli
The faggots at ESPN have the rights for Serie A in latam
They have three channels, 2 of them are HD
>In the first HD they have golf
>In the second HD they have rugby
>In the third, regular channel they have Liverpool vs Chelsea (only network broadcasting the game)
And I have to watch Napolel through streaming cuz RAI went full christianity
I hate ESPN so much
there was clearly an element of racism involved in the bakayoko/kessie/acerbi case, who cares about some gypo kicking another gypo
>Bakayoko and Kessie should be banned for a joke
yep
fuck niggers
why are >we so fucking shit, /serie a/?
>The faggots at ESPN have the rights for Serie A in latam
Maybe for North/Central America. I think DAZN has the rights for South America. They do for Brazil, at least.
As a result we had 0 games on TV for the first 25 weeks of the season before reaching an agreement with free-to-air channel RedeTV. The problem is, RedeTV is owned by a evangelical pastor/con artist who'd rather air reruns of his church's service than Serie A games. As a result, we get one game a week, and it's either Juventus or Milan because brazilian brainlets only care about Paqueta and Cristiano.
Based post
Do they manage to escape?
>As a result we had 0 games on TV for the first 25 weeks of the season
That happened here as well, the signal I get comes through venezuela thou
holy shit that's scary, what happens next?
We'll have interkino next week finally
>Someone's steals Zaniolo's mom car
>she makes a post about it
>car is back in its place two days later
kek
>lol we are better
>lose
>team is so butthurt they start a fight
>s-stop hating guys
lmao get rekt loser
It's incredible how much Milan still makes people seethe despite them being shit for 7 years now and not even being good now
listen to the real interview or go back to twitter nigger
even if he said literally nothing, wich isn't the case, it would be laughable to call people unsporting for showing a shirt right after your teammates were so buthurt about losing they started a fight.
>asking for your rival jersey just to spite him
thats as infamous as you can get
>hugging a player and asking him for his shirt after a very mild """"argument"""" and then taking that shirt under the fans to ridicule that same player you hugged a minute earlier isn't unsporting
it was an extremely disrespectful gesture. you must be as melanated as the perpetrators if you do not see a problem with their behavior
DAMN MILK
>literally hitting someone is more sporty behaviour than light mockery
your ABM is showing
>t. D'Qwuan Pellegrini
Is Verona a comfy and interesting city?
We're gonna be at the Garda lake in the first May week and would like to see some places nearby
Oh so you're actually so retarded that you think Bakayoko held the shirt up because of the fight?
#GetReadyToGoThrough
youtube.com
Toe-curling levels of cringe
>""""""""hitting""""""""
t.ulip eater
it would have been less disrespectful if they stole his jersey you nigger
>tfw no answer
I guess nobody ITT ever was in Verona?
Don;t go to the Rome & Juliet balcony, it's literally the biggest tourist trap of all time
>brown hands
A fucking muslim, what did you expect?
no he didn't obviously, but this doesn't change a thing
>stealing and hitting is not disrepectfull
>calls others nigger
It's official
F
it's nice and worth a visit, it's overrated because of Romeo and Juliet just be sure to visit the Arena wich is the most intersting thing
F
WE DID IT
F(inally)
S
Bye Chievo dudes.
Even more proof that Panettone > Pandoro
s mussi di merda
SSSSSSSS
S
S
SSSSSSSS
S
S
SSSSSSSS
IT'S TIME FOR THE POWERHOUSE
based
*sweating intensifies*
can't blame him
>sky pretending anybody is sad about Chievo being relegated
>"they're good guys they just weren't able to explain all the shit they did"
>literally arrived to Serie A thanks to doping
I missed him
Thanks lads
lol I wasn't even aware that the Romeo & Juliet balcony was located there
Verona deserves to be stuck in amateur Hell. Every time any of its' teams wins the Serie D, someone should award the title to a team that narrowly missed out on promotion. Over. And over.
Seriously, fuck Hellas and Chievo. Fuck Cesena too while we're at it because they were put in an easy Serie D group and their Ultras wrecked our town when they stormed by.
It's a very nice city, but steer clear of popular spots and do not talk specific topics with the local folks, else they'll do a Roman salute with their arm first, then with their third leg.
How do I become this handsome?
Blease win Serie B next year
>Implying it won't be one of the teams who make it to play-offs but choke
>Implying it won't be Pordenone
>Implying Verona teams deserve to win anything
Hue pls
>Pordenone
Funny way of saying Virtus Entella.
To the glue factory he goes, I hope you're happy now
>First time in top flight for either
That'd be kino anyways, be careful to not slip to Piacenza (or Pisa in case the stars align)
The real awful thing will be Juve Stabia in Serie B... ugh.
>Le "we want the camorra, not the police" town of Castellamare Stabia
It should have been Catania or Trapani. The former for guerilla warfare with Palermo, the latter for kino matches with Pescara again.
>icardi already fucking up
Daje Frosolone
who are we buying this summer lads?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIRIAM!
Hopefully no one
Fuck off you already have Penaldo and Kean, worry about your fucking defense and go nick more players to Real
>same day as coric
Probably not a coincidence
agreed
we should buy varane
>Genoa
>Sassuolo
>Udinese
kek
Dubs and Ciofani hattrick
Eyebrow kino
Literally don't know a qt with better brows than her
Rolling again because I need to give my Inter ultrà friend an identity crisis because Ciofani's from our town
Zaniolo (if Roma doesn't make to CL) and some defenders. Maybe one midfielder too, but after Ramsey I don't think jj would invest further.
Hope they avoid Chiesa or Icardi, they are fraud.
Based
...Okay, that's actually pretty funny. Kean should take notes and bring one to the bench, then have the gall to go under the opponent's curva and tell them to buy the glasses.
absolutely based
lily collins tbqhwyf
wait, blacks do that in europe too?
>34
>no marriage
>no kids
she's delaying the wall hit as much as possible and she's doing it for us just like pic related, she's too pure
What's up with that erased midfield line? Frosinone is clearly up to something shady
kek based
99% of times at beaches during summer. They go away you if you just tell them you have no money or don't need sunglasses.
My sides ffs
Another player sold by Monchi solving a match
ninjaaaaaa
>shower month
Please help us win Cousin Vinny, we need a better mid field
>Genoa Sassuolo Udinese
wow they aren't even pretending anymore now, they'll pay them like 20m each and never play them
Inter has averaged over 2.6 points per game with Radja and about 1.8 without him.
benulty
lol
damn chibsah looks like an gorilla from the face
HE'S FAT
BANTER
Half-time neckslut
Clean, i love it !
Imagine grabbing and choking that with one hand during sex
>only using 1 hand
Whites > Blacks
>Lazio fans
Glad to know the memes are very much based in reality. They make Pescara fans look intellectuals. All seven of them.
>neck-kino
>pit-kino
>eyebrow-kino
bro, you need 6 hands to choke that neck
disgusting desu
Tummy-kino as well
>HandANOvic
fug
>Handanoshit
>injured ref
kek, never saw this happening
>why yes, I do consider Frosinone a powerhouse, how could you tell?
30 mins of pure suffering. How can inter be so consistent?
>*raises hand*
nice result from the powerhouse match
Press F to Ciociaria Fans
F
F
so inter is 5 points clear in 3rd with matches against: roma, napoli and juve. so thats 9 points possible to lose. still long way to go
Serie B matchday 33 results
Pescara 1-1 Perugia
Salernitana 4-2 Cittadella
Lecce 4-1 Carpi
Crotone 0-0 Cremonese
Venezia 1-0 Foggia
Padova 0-0 Cosenza
Spezia 3-2 Ascoli
Benevento 1-2 Palermo
-5 matchdays left
-Direct promotion belongs to Brescia and Lecce
-Playoffs so far: Pescara-Cittadella (Winner vs. Benevento) and Verona-Spezia (Winner vs. Palermo)
-Relegation playoffs: Venezia-Foggia
-Direct relegation so far: Livorno, Carpi & Padova
-Salernitana and Venezia broke their winless streaks, the former after 5 matches and the latter after 10
-Tomorrow: Livorno-Brescia
If Brescia wins: they extend the lead, would be 3pts above Lecce and 4 above Palermo
if Livorno wins: They enter relegation playoffs and Foggia drops to direct
if both draw: for Brescia, 1pt above Lecce and 2 above Palermo, for Livorno, see above
We're all gonna make it bruh
Based
Can't wait for some playoff kino
Can't wait to see Zamparini chimp out in serie A
Juve and Napoli have literally nothing to play for as well as Chievo. Udinese and Empoli (if they aren't alredy relegated, or Inter are alredy qualified by then) will unironically be harder games, with 5 (could be 6 tomorrow) points lead on 5th the CL is basically in the bag.
>implying he can leave his home without getting arrested
I think they hate each other and the "hug" was for show
It's inter m'nigga
Inter is coming la
they had their crisinda period, i think they are safe now
>Filtra pessimismo per la convocazione di Chiellini
PORCO DIO
based but bluepilled
Emre Can will bully these Ajax zoomers.
I have a feel Juve will lose tho
>page 5
>page 6
Literally perfect.
Hahha
HAve slavs completely taken over Inter?
you just KNOW
>mfw it was never over
Really annoyed by Perisic's behaviour, he cant take penalties for shit
Based Mauro being the bigger man
>Baldini flying to Boston
another year of shit decisions it is
Can is back
But Rugani apparently isn’t a 100% fit
Weren't they selling to sandniggers?
there's an interest from Qatar and for how many confirmations you can get of it from pretty much every side it's still just that. Pallotta will also want to wait to know if they'll give him the go ahead for the stadium so that he can either wait until it's built or sell Roma at a higher price now.
Also Roma is already late in deciding what the fuck they want to do next season so at the very least we now know who is going to decide that.
On a side note, Campos, who will probably be Roma's director next season, started yelling towards Al-Khelaifi when the arab was bitching about refs during Lille - PSG
>16.15 pm
>18.45 pm
>19.15 pm
>20 pm
who the fuck runs Jj's social media?
A vu compra
Since streaming sucks, I'm the only one to see my team's matches in raunchy chinese slot machine locals while drinking montenegro?
y u no Rai 1?
>sandro instead of spinazzola
I fucking hate Allegri.
>mihalovic seething about juve playing kids
This is the same guy that went to Bergamo, kept half the team on the bench and got scored on 4 times in 15 minutes.
>tfw Rai reduced itself to fucking Champions League
>And they just announced they're selling off more stuff
Send the cops to my fucking door, I'm not paying a single cent of canone until those fucks get back at the very least to the quality they had forty years ago. I'm not paying that much for two fucking channels when I could most likely buy out my local TV station with how derelict it is.
realistically manolas and ndombele
Why the fuck Lazio had to pay reparations to this jew psy op called Anne Frank? Fuck these people for real
your Islas, your Anelkas, your Pelusos, your Zieglers...
cmon user, there is nothing to worry about
Quick rundown on this Israeli torture device?
Black and white aren't Manolas' colours desu
He'd look great in most shades of blue
tbf, he played his only good game of the season on 1st leg
>that tummy
Edy Reja is the new Albania coach
webm it, I can use it for the #GETREADY edition
>5 Ajax fans already arrested
Based
>Quick rundown on this Israeli torture device?
it was banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe
It's a magnificent example of Brazilian engineering.
>Roma targets Willem II's Isak as a replacement for Dzeko
>12 goals in 12 matches
Dutch bros is he the new Schick?
good evening /Serie brAp/, i would like to remind you of two simple stats
>olsen 4 clean sheets in 27 games
>mirante 3 clean sheets in 5 games
>Chiellini does not recover
Damn
>Costa and Can do
Good
>Mandzukic out
Holy shit Juve will actually play with 11 men.
>Mandzukic out
?
Holy shit, that might just be one of the worst collections of films I've ever seen
Daily reminder that /serieA/ is a crying contest instead of a football league
>12 goals in 12 matches
>eredivisie
he will score 2 goals in 20 serie A matches lmao
juve can't be this stupid
imagine Jj defense with Bonucci and Umtiti
I went to reddit to copypaste here some retarded messages about hillsborough and there's a thread full of people shitting on Totti for kicking Balotelli which was probably the best thing of his career.
I thought Roma was a reddit team?
>I went to reddit
that's exactly what a lifelong Riommer would say
>says that kicking Balotelli was the best thing of Totti's career
>riommer
not him but I don't think you're a great detective user, I might be wrong though.
>Ajax?
>Completed it m8
>De Rossi broke for 3 weeks
>Inda vs Rom next week
>100% garanteed Mongolan revenge goal
>R.I.P Rom for CL placement
>WELCOME TO FC JUVENTUS ZANIOLO
Isn't the role Zaniolo has on the pitch largely similar to Ramsey's?
Would be ridiculous for him to go to Jj
Brehs
>Can and Khedira OUT
>Ramsey and Zaniolo In
Juventus likes to build arround Strong Italian players like in the past
Plus his favorite player is TSU not the capetano lama
Can is the strongest midfielder they have, he won't leave. Also
>Allegri confirms out Chiellini
>And Mandzukic
>Mandzukic
NOOOOOOOO PLEASE NOT MANDZUKIC
Trevisani suspects it's a fake injury because he just will never accept being a sub.
careful user that's the youth team.
They lost the scudetto on penalties against Inter. I stumbled on the last penalty just to see Inter's gk shoot a slow as fuck ball towards the center of the net and Roma's gk go down towards the side, in slow motion like the best Olsen and then trying to reach the ball with her legs, to no avail
more like #ZANIOLBACK
>Can is a medical liability
>Juve can afford him
>he's a J fan
>Paratici wants him badly
>Rome have to everyone if the dont go in CL
Trade Juve - AS Roma
>Rugani + Higuain + Orsolini Out
>Manolas + Zaniolo In
>Roma paying Higgy's wages
>Higgy ever cutting his wages
not happening
Higuain will come to Rome together with SARRI
Mirante
Di Lorenzo - Fazio - Rugani - Florenzi
Benacer - Cristante - Zonzi
El Shaarawy - Higuain - Orsolini
Not a Championship contender but can compete against Milano teams and Napoli for CL spot
jesus christ how can you even come up with such a load of bullshit?
Monday-night Kino
>dragowski
what a based surname
More believable than AS C.O.O.P keeping
Players
>you write AS ROMA
>you read FC JUVENTUS B TEAM
>can compete against the milano teams and Napoli for a CL spot
lmao
>Mirante
>nzonzi
>florenzi on the left
>higuain
>two players that haven't even been rumored for roma
Have faith in SARRI BALL and in Higuain
>hate farmer
>Have faith in Sarriball and Higuain
>mfw
How about we talk about an actually realistic and actually meaningful topic like local teams' standings, /seriea/?
I'll start, we're currently one point away from getting out of the play-outs zone and into safety. On the centenary of our foundation. In Serie D.
>Sarriball
>no Jorginho
>dybala will start tomorrow instead of kean
>no chilleini
nice 6th place team you got there
It's a suggestion IF SARRI COMES IN ROME
>Hysai = Dilorenzo
>Benacer = Jorginio
>Higuain + Rugani
It's a budget Napoli during Sarri ball
Chelsea can't sell anybody because of MARKET BLOCK
Not even Monchi would be able to come up with something like this. It's the worst thing I saw today and notre dame is literally on fire right now
Bring in EdF to start the revival, but seriously meme team meme results.
Fucking finally
>Roma and Juve pulling off an American sports trade
I would literally laugh my ass off
Roma only sells for money you literal brainlet. It's why they have low as fuck release clauses, so they can get all of it in cash and in one installment
>can compete against Milano teams and Napoli for CL spot
lmao you can't be serious
The best team you can come up if Roma miss CL and you have to sell your Best players.
I remind you that SARRI made Napoli a threat with unknown players
Nainngolan
>Lazio fans unironically asking Salvini to send the cops at Milan's headquarter to take back Acerbi's shirt
name a more embarassing fanbase
Liverpool
>24m
>Naingolan Out
>Zaniolo + Santon In + Money
It's an American like trade to bypass the FINANTIAL FAIR PLAY
What about Qatar?
plus Zaniolo and Santon
AHAHAHAHAHAHH pls mate dont trust CdS shitpost
>What about Ferrero?
Hope Pallotta doesnt drop your team because of Beppe Grillo Retarded shenanigans
season 2 fucking when?
>implying CdS is the only one talking about it
The only thing they did is invent that an offer was already made.
see
it sure as fuck isn't happening in this transfer session if it's happening at all
So does Juve go with Dybala or Kean at ST tomorrow?
never user. This world isn't a fair one
you made me google it and the director said it's happening and there's rumors of season 2 being shot in late 2019 - early 2020
based
want me some more big guy kino
>people still responding to the reddit spacing autist
don't you realize you're talkig to a litterally demented person?
there's your answer
will we see more ghost-rape?
Atalanta are creating so many chances, Empoli need to show up or they'll get raped
I do but you're just underestimating how bored i am. I'm watching watford - Arsenal to cope with it
>tfw forgot about atalanta
based
Atalanta-Empoli is pretty good desu
>CdS shitpost
>L'Equipe recycling CdS shitpost
>CdS recycling L'Equipe recycled Shitpost
>Pallotta called it "Fake News"
>No Antitrust Intervention about it
>if it is true, Pallotta will go to jail for Market Faking
Please mate wake up or else you Will end up like Milan with Yong Hong Lee
lel
This game is rigged. Jj cucked Empoli after getting defeated by SPAL so they ordered their main B team to give them a point
She cute
Someone should remember Atalanta that they are playing for a place in CL
The story was broken from Milano Finanza to begin with and then confirmed from a sky journalist that has nothing to do with sport and they both know they can't report bullshit or risk our friends of the GdF to show up at their door.
CdS came out with their bullshit of the 400m offer, which Pallotta called fake news.
No actual statement from the club.
L'equipe recycled CdS article but the day after they came up with their own report, speaking about Qatar wanting to invest in Italy, how they'd rather invest in Rome for the tourism (which is what their investements in europe consists of) rather than Milano and how it wouldn't be QSI directly buying the club so there's no problem with PSG. They also low key btfo Lazio by saying nobody cares about the name Lazio.
Qatari journalist and buddy to Al-Khelaifi telling a fan on twitter to wait for next year, before the story even broke out
Most of Roma's directors going to Doha and Virginia Raggi joining them on a non scheduled trip as soon as the Pope ended his visit to city hall and saying "i swear it's totally unrelated to the stadium and I was just meeting some investors"
Again, there's no telling if it's actually going to happen, like every financial operation in the world, but it's dumb to pretend that it's not being considered when reliable sources, that have nothing to do with the low quality sport journalism, are talking about it. But if you want to be retarded go ahead
>tfw no big titted she-witch mobster girl to make you go insane, isolate you from your friends and family, make you get tattoos of her children, turn everyone in your club against you and ruin both your career in the club and national team
>scatalanta
I swear when Roma is the main argument of a discussione there's either someone sperging out or someone writing a 1500 pages novel
>39 shots
>yeah we should play an inexperienced 19 y/o youngster in CL quarter-finals because he has scored 6 goals against midtable teams in Serie A, surely he won't feel the pressure
>I can't read 5 lines
Maybe twitter would be a better choice for you user
as kino as it can get, we only need a last second OG in Empoli's favor
>implying ronaldo hasn't imparted his /strongmind/ mentality onto kean
stupid monkey
Miles would be proud
Based Dragowsky makeing Atalanta drop points
Barcatalanta
Atalanta is fucking shit. SHIT.
Every fucking year they make all these claims of "muh europe" and "muh bel gioco" and then they can't even fucking beat a team fighting for relegation. Fuck Gasperini, fuck Papu and fuck those overrated useless slags.
I hope they sell everyone once again and place themselves 10th for the rest of their worthless seasons.
They choking was umbelieveble, it's like they don't even want to go in CL
they should have cried more like milan to get a non existent pen
t. bresciano suino
beat me to it
>get called a monkey on Yea Forums
>it's an american
It's not like anyone actually believed in them getting a CL spot. It would just be a shitshow anyway, they'd get mauled apart with their defensive approach.
>an ARABIC Ownership wants to aquire AS Roma as a gateway to invest in the city aka spamming Mosques just like Paris
>Ignoring tha VATICAN CITY will let them do it
>Ignoring Raggi travel is just for Begging for money to Fix the city
>Ignoring that Al Khaelafi is just a retired Tennis player with zero Power
>Ignoring the Ownership problem with PSG with Al Thani
>Ignoring Milano Finanza can still Shitpost about it
>Ignoring what happened with FC MALAGA
>Ignoring that these arabs maybe are the same like Al Quaddumi and Palermo Arabs
Hope you make the same end like Milan with Lee just for the LOLS
Looking at the Opta numbers after Atalanta - Empoli. xG for Atalanta 6.03. Empoli 0.23. Result 0-0. Dragowski immense.
MATCHDAY 32:
>Saturday 13th of April
15:00 SPAL 2 - 1 Juventus
18:00 Roma 1 - 0 Udinese
20:30 Milan 1 - 0 Lazio
>Sunday 14th of April
Torino 1 - 1 Cagliari
Fiorentina 0 - 0 Bologna
Sampdoria 2 - 0 Genoa
Sassuolo 0 - 0 Parma
Chievo 1 - 3 Napoli
Frosinone 1 - 3 Inter
>Monday 15th of April
Atalanta 0 - 0 Empoli
MATCHDAY 25:
19:00 Lazio - Udinese
MATCHDAY 33:
>Saturday 20th of April
12:30 Parma - Milan
15:00 Lazio - Chievo
15:00 Cagliari - Frosinone
15:00 Bologna - Sampdoria
15:00 Udinese - Sassuolo
15:00 Empoli - SPAL
15:00 Genoa - Torino
18:00 Juventus - Fiorentina
20:30 Inter - Roma
>Monday 22nd of April
19:00 Napoli - Atalanta
kino matchday ahead of us
Next year Brescia-Atalanta will be the most kino match in serie A since Mazzone Run
Salty gambler still betting on >Italian football
bresciano my fucking ass, I was supporting them like they were my team
>It's not like anyone actually believed in them getting a CL spot
Of course not, it would've been a fable, but the least you could expect is for them to lose against a direct contender after a fought to death game. This shit is just embarassing.
Just shut up and see where the season takes you instead of hyping your fans with such big claims and then making a fool of yourself in this way.
I smell a "Bolletta Saltata" in this user
it was already fucked from yesteray anyway
Juventus fault?
It was totocalcio so Juve wasn't in it.
I failed Torino (1) and Fiorentina-Bologna (12) and a couple from the minor leagues, I even put X2 to Inter just in case
Sleep tight /seriea/
>tfw no Roma youth gf to console
idk that's exactly how i saw them go out
Milan's penalty was legit what are you talking about
>"Signor Bakayoko, siamo qui per la maglia, per favore non resista"
Serie B table, following Livorno 0-1 Brescia
Based, I'm more than hyped for a new batch of Brescia-Atalanta murderderby's
>Jjuve this weekend
>Atalanta the next week
Well time to tank this weekend I guess.
>"per favore non resista"
>not "esca fuori con le zampe in alto"
Goodnight /SerieA/
>They also low key btfo Lazio by saying nobody cares about the name Lazio.
yep, they should call them Latium. Nobody connects lazio to latin which is a shame because it's the origin point of half the worlds language/culture.
>read the BBC coverage of Atlanta meme match
>Frustrating is not a strong enough word for an Atalanta side who broke an unwanted record in a remarkable goalless Serie A draw with Empoli.
>The Champions League qualification chasers managed 47 (FORTY SEVEN) shots, 18 of which were on target... and drew 0-0. That's an effort roughly every two minutes.
>doing the [number] ([Written Number]) meme
Long thought there was Yea Forums users on BBC sports writing team.
>Lucas Leiva to Ugo Allevi (on the right in pic related)
>"shut up and sit down"
Milan Lazio keeps on giving, the second leg in Coppa Italia will be kino
>Elliot blocking Roma's dream of having the president in Boston, the guy taking decisions in London and the director in Montecarlo
two quick and easy steps to fixing inter:
1. buy Rakitić
2. bring back Il Professore
simple as
what?
>Campos is Lille's director but lives in Montecarlo because fuck taxes
>Lille is owned by Elliott
>Baldini tries to get Campos
>Elliott's like "no way fag, here's a raise"
>Baldini btfo once again but Pallotta will keep sucking his dick
>He's now trying to get Petrachi from Torino but Cairo probably wants money
On one side this is actually good so we don't get another """""genius""""" like Monchi but on the other side there's still no fucking idea of what is going to happen in the transfer market
Eliott doesn't directly own Lille but i know what you are talking about (i hope >we can get some of theyr pacy black lads this summer). Roma should hurry up tho, in less than 2 months the season is over and they still don't have a sporting director
>Lille is owned by Elliott
?
They pretty much do since they took Lopez by his balls to avoid bankruptcy
They gave Lille's president about 100m to save the club from going bankrupt
>Not even fines for kessie and Bakayoko
lmao
lads what if >we go out?
We'll rejoice because atleast you went out to fucking Ajax and Ronaldo realizes he'll never raise a title worth anything ever again. Which is good.
Then >I’ll dance on your grave
and rightly so
we'll greentext
>buy Ronaldo
>win less titles than previous season
but it won't happen, it's Juve's year
Correction
>kessie and others got fined for the "brawl"
>FIGC opened an inquiry on Kessie and Bakayoko holding the shirt up
So who is going to make it? I think Inter has it in the bag by now, Atalanta are almost out and Lazio too unless they don't suddently hit top form and keep it
Don't underestimated Inter's ability to fuck things up, and if Lazio wins tomorrrow they still have a good chance
roma and rube games will tell alot
If Milan gets to be in UCL, how is the ffp later?
still have to break even in 2021 and there's the 2016-2018 decision looming.
>inb4 angry customers
Szczesny
De Sciglio, Rugani, Bonucci, Alex Sandro
Emre Can, Pjanic, Matuidi
Bernardeschi, Dybala, Ronaldo.
>still have to break even in 2021
they appealed that
ffs just replace Alessandro with based Spina
Szczesny is fucking injured too.
Pinsoglio IN
WTF is /ourguy/ Dr Agricola doing to these players
Juve medical team are secretly ABJs who don't want them to win the CL.
My body is ready
l-lads?
Unironically prefer desciglio over cancelo
*crushes your testicles*
>Szczesny is fucking injured too.
U got memed bro.
that's some shit tattoos
got a feeling it wont be easy today bros
let's kill this thread
thank you