/heem/ frame edition

r8

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Holy shit that's hot

i just woke up and this fight is sending me heem sleepy again

:(

imagine being american and get wrestlefucked by a brazilian

wasn't gabi garcia beaten by a strawweight?

I put two pounds on Max tko/ko in round 4 or 5 for 28 pounds

Any other good wmma fights on tonight or should I just jerk it to this one?

por-ee-ay is how every american will say it, wgaf about what french speakers say dustin can't speak french

Imagine the _

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imagine being a brazilian and have no good fighters so you have to watch wmma

which subredits should i follow?

Bulgaria is an OG.

Gastelum will lose.

lmao at how calmly ref ordered the break there

Just gently grabbed them both and whispered "break"

WMMA really makes me think i can make it in the UFC. I don't even want to be the champ. I'm okay with being a jobber can. I just want to try bros

I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

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r/aww r/showerthoughts r/funny

Twitchy thoughts on derek and lukas?

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twitchy do you drink alcohol?

jesus fucking christ he looks like shit at 205. He really is a natural heavyweight

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I’m still shilling Yang

/r/Creepshots

Twitchy what are your picks tonight?

become a female (male)

r/bjorn

r/lgbt

you faggots discuss more wmma than real mma in this shit

You could probably make in in WMMA, yeah.

BASED YANG GANG WHERE OUR NEETBUX AT
YANG IN UFC WHEN

How's your head & arm throw

Israel vs. Gastelum which one is reddit?

Amico basta

Leftist cuck soiboy Twitch retard ruining the thread. Fuck off

i just read a thread were a woman is saying her black husband cried happy tears because his daughter (14) who he is not seeing at all is trans.

Based Yang Gang

lol Joe's brain is getting fried

You can. It’s all in your head. You just have to believe in yourself

>the mods are pro yang
i mean can we really blame them..

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incels posting ugly bulldykes they have a dom fantasy about isnt discussing wmma

this nigga weird yo

ZOOMERS GO HOME

i dont know
take a guess

Show me a more iconic MMA photo.
>pro tip: you literally cannot

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>no one likes chinks
uh...

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Twitchy this is the real image now give me your thoughts on lukas and derek

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She's hiding that dick somewhere.

Can I please get a webm of Botelho's squishy buttcheeks

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Renee > Olivi

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I bet they smell really musty and sweaty down there haha

Based WMMA killing the thread

By the way, Twitchy, I’m part of the discord and we will FUCK you up in ways you can’t even fathom. Hacking your ugly wife’s icloud as we SPEAK.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Sambo Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The TD Like Nigga Don't Go To The Ground Haha

twitchy who is the hottest ringgirl?

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DC is a genuine good person.

George Allen is not having this shit lmao

his breaks are quite questionable but eh

No that is luke i am lukas

the one who named himself after a cartoon is reddit

Bet the caravan on Soukhamthath

>wimmin

amirite fellas?

stupid brainlet mueller

lol i'm not even mad about this

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rate my girlfriend /heem/

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Based Morgan Freeman not putting up with wrestlefuckers

OAH
OAH
OAH
OAH

DC on fire tonight

I wanna bury my face in her crotch then when she wraps her legs around my head I lift her up and just powerbomb the fuck out of her

Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
St Preux

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It's not possible because of the firmament

immense fight iq in this fight

No, Lukas is the German Ortegaposter. Luke is the discord mod.

lol Mueller got like 3 good shots and it didn't even wobble Botelho, how much power do these women have?

based and laopilled

>Lauren will never kiss you after rolling

Twitchy by derek i dont mean derek schott you should know who im talking about

She has great hair

Gas both these useless fucks.

Holy fuck how low is Lauren's IQ?

BREHS

dat kiss tho
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

two women who could have heemed their opponent but chose to clinch for the whole match

What a doll

WMMA needs more kissing

lmao he actually is, it's better when he's on it

rip Cop

would breed for sure

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10/10

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>choker
What a basic bitch.

bjp33n Today at 5:24 PM
was he consistent even then
AIexJonesToday at 5:24 PM
I believe he put everyone away in TUF
s3asToday at 5:25 PM
TUF more like OOF :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:
AIexJonesToday at 5:25 PM
literally murdered a guy with a back kick to the jaw
bjp33n Today at 5:25 PM
yeah i know that one
s3asToday at 5:25 PM
ufc started?
bjp33n Today at 5:25 PM
early prelims yes
s3asToday at 5:25 PM
or am I watching old
costa davis?
bjp33n Today at 5:26 PM
yes
s3asToday at 5:27 PM
le clinch men xDDd
AIexJonesToday at 5:32 PM
Costa has yet to officially fail any drug tests
Bangu Today at 5:33 PM
the fuck
stream missed the finish
s3asToday at 5:35 PM
just cut 10 kg casually
fucking cutbbaies piece of shit
steamboating Today at 5:38 PM
t-minus 1 second until picks lock #how_about_picks_who_cares
bjp33n Today at 5:39 PM
@steamboating srs
1 second?
s3asToday at 5:52 PM
le clinch women
>mma
Roadside DicpicToday at 6:00 PM
Twitchy talking shit about you beckys right now
s3asToday at 6:02 PM
all streams are fucking shit

roll

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>Twitchy is a oil driller

what if they 2 just make sex in the middle of the octagon after a sweaty bout?

So do brazilians count as hispanics or latinos or something else

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Aw hell yeah

WMMA should be banned of any ppv card

>GEORGE YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THE WAY OF THE SHOT BABY
I hate when DC acts as if he's black

Mueller might be the only one who is cuter on fight night

>#4 and #5 fighting for the interim belt

what did the UFC mean by this

lol I've posted this in pretty much every thread today

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10/10
vids?

Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
OSP

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roll

>hispanics or latinos

Twitchy are you retarded? The black girl looks like fucking Michael B. Jordan with tits.

I Hate Hoi4Today at 6:06 PM
how many bongs till the main card?
AIexJonesToday at 6:06 PM
I would land on that autistic twitch streamer at will
bjp33n Today at 6:07 PM
2 bongs 53 bings

Socialblade score is your real UFC ranking according to WME

Why does no use the technology quite like DC bros

According to their Census, 51% are black or "mixed" and 49% are white. Not saying it's true, but it's what their Census says.

Yes.

>hues

They're everything, really.

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>hispanic
no

>latino
i think so, but not as much as the rest of the continent

I'm gonna need you to either post the uncensored pictures or link me to them bud

>go izzy It's your birthday

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shut up faggot

Twitchy look up Guillermo del Toro

>DC goofing off and Joe losing his shit
absolute comfiness

Made dis here with all my ice on in da boof

Powerful Laotian Fight IQ time

hey twitchy do you take back calling me a jew?

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no

So many memes end tonight

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Hispanics = people from a country that speaks Spanish
Latino = people from a country in Latin America

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>andre soccormom
back to back high iq fights

volume mixing is shit ESPN

Immersive Olivi segments make their return

in many ways Soukhamthath is in fact a smart fighter

Would Olivi become actually hot if she got some nice, big bolt-on tits?

Fun fact: Andre Soukhamath is one of Andrew Yangs favorite fighters.

s-s-sauce?

also the firmament

Andre Suckemtits bout to bring that high fight iq

Izzy meme for sure.

at the gate outside when they pull up they get me loose yeah

>taking the camera off Megan
FUCK YIU PUT IT BACK NOW

SAUCE FOR THE LOVE OF

Poirier
Adesanya
Anders
Grant
Saint Preux

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More like Andre Suckemoff

Who the fuck is twitchy and why are so many of you spamming about this random person?

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kill yourself nigger her tits are fine and shes already sexy

Holloway
Memebender
Rountree
Jouban
Krylov

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>people unironically believe Fatselum has a chance against Izzy

>tfw UFC has been infiltrated by Al-Quaida, ISIS, CIA and MOSSAD

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More like Andre paid to throw a fight.

Appropriate since Yang is gonna quit halfway through his campaign

they are part of Ibero American, hispanic america is all the countries in Latin America that speak spanish, Latin America is all the geographical part of the continent.

But you can call brazilians filthy animals

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does the chinese kid know karate? blacks don’t know karate. i’m picking the chinese kid for this one.

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What if the waste was attached to the rocket by a long rope, safely outside the range of any explosion?

What tits, you fucking pedophile?

the whole set is on celeb jihad

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why is hakuho on the OP image he's a sumo wrestler

its me

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strella kat

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The stick insect is going to get wrestle fucked and boxed to pieces.

post a megan, save a megan

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>"hes just like me"
id say soukhamtath is more like DC (dead kids)

here a map

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SHut the fuck up you Liberian whatever flag shithole faggot. I'll actually kill you and fuck your corpse

Someone hire this man as head of the Indian space program, stat!

I like these even though they're kinda silly

Also can I please get a webm of the kiss from the last fight

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this is LITERALLY the moderators fault fat unemployable zilch

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>the guy is just like me
DC is about to say it

She's hot, dude

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Goddard bois

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I've still not managed to get passed her ratty face to even consider the rest of her body. I can never quite understand why or how she finds herself on a $80 fighting PPV

Sounds like something an actual Liberian would do.

why all of a sudden there's a lot of 5'9 guys or above in fucking BW? there used to have just a bunch of midgets

I'm not even a footfag but I live to worship these feet desu

Maybe

BREXIT OUT OF EARTH WHEN

Dern posting is no more.
It's already been announced.
Now apologize for the jew allegations.
Otherwise i will have to challenge you to a cockoff

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He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

He’s a statist

He uses all your bandwidth

SEND HIS NIGGER ASS HOME

He’s a fat nigger

He’s a race traitor

He’s here all day

He’s here everyday

He pretends to be another race traitor zilch brit (nonwhite)

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He's going to get picked apart. Adesanya will 50-45 him. Cap this.

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twitchy tell your friend spammy to drink his meds

fuck yourself spic subhuman

High IQ fighters

which one of you zero income zeroes is the mod?

You have been permanently banned from all boards for posting , a violation of Global Rule 14:

Users may not post from proxies, VPNs, or Tor exit nodes.

Your ban was filed on August 20th, 2018. This ban will not expire.

>THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF THIS FUCKING LOSER

sitting in a thread getting 2 posts per hour with his little pwoxy detwekter

is this how you get your jollies seinfeld? maybe that's how you get your kicks. you and your good time buddies.

not on my watch fatso. i'm on you like a pitbull on a poodle. get a hobby you hopeless romantic. lmfao you will quit before i do you low income beta zilch lmmfao @ ur low income """"""""""""""""""""""life""""""""""

unlimited money
unlimited time
no fear
no worries
millionaire
white
living in your head RENT FREE CTED SCHAUB CAPTAIN DOME'D ZILCHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You have been permanently banned from all boards for posting , a violation of Global Rule 14:

Users may not post from proxies, VPNs, or Tor exit nodes.

Your ban was filed on August 20th, 2018. This ban will not expire.

>THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF THIS FUCKING LOSER

sitting in a thread getting 2 posts per hour with his little pwoxy detwekter

is this how you get your jollies seinfeld? maybe that's how you get your kicks. you and your good time buddies.

not on my watch fatso. i'm on you like a pitbull on a poodle. get a hobby you hopeless romantic. lmfao you will quit before i do you low income beta zilch lmmfao @ ur low income """"""""""""""""""""""life""""""""""

unlimited money
unlimited time
no fear
no worries
millionaire
white
living in your head RENT FREE CTED SCHAUB CAPTAIN DOME'D ZILCHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You have been permanently banned from all boards for posting , a violation of Global Rule 14

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Chrissy Blair?

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Poirier
Adesanya
Anders
Grant
Krylov

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If Souk wins this somehow I'm just gonna go ahead and heem myself.

It's this autist who apparently everyone loves now

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If Montel wins yang gang dies

do you have a loicense to have a knife?

Haven't seen a twitch comeback like this since the Two-Time came back after fucking all those sluts

My cock is uncircumsised. Can you say the same?

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imma say it...

who is this nigga spamming scat shit and why does he do that?

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Best girl.

is sookentow chinese or japanese?

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

Can always count on /heem/ to do the most autistic thing possible in any given situation.

do the needful sirs

mongolian

prob cambodian or something

How does prime Fedor do against

>Brock Lesnar
>Cain Velasquez
>Junior Dos Santos
>Francic Ngannou
>Stipe Miocic
>Shane Carwin
>Frank Mir

Man, her face is very tranny-like, but goddamn dat body!

Calling me a jew meanwhile your dick is jew'd!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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i didnt get banned from be im not even derek

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MORE LIKE SUCK-CUM-FART LMAO

Is this the dumbass who started wrestling when the weed dude had a broken leg`?

wat be on yo mind white boi?

unironically heem every single one of them.

Using her hand to hide the gunt.

I win
Seriously, don't even try. Expand this on your stream, fag

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slampig

thx

Yes

No this guy has a very high fight iq that must be someone else

mentaly sick dude whos been spamming for a couple of years now
2-3y, not even kidding

>that feel when your precum rolls inside your forskin
omg. twitchy your missing out breh.
btw. just apologize for calling me jew.

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He Laotian, hillbilly!

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who that?

it was a broken foot. And Soukamtath was already delirious at that point. He was hurt badly himself and was not thinking straight.

kys twitchy

you can't fake a forskin dude..

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Does anyone already have a guaranteed stream like btsports ready for tonight? Not paying for that espn+ crap

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE YANG GANG DIE HAHAHAHAHA

HEEM

CTEVILLE BABY

I think Bruce buffer is a serial killer and uses the travel to all the shows as a cover so there is no pattern

suckthat is a chinny guy

lol now Souk doesn't go for a TD

>Rock a guy
>takedown

Sure you can. Get some silly putty, wrap it around your cockhead, take picture. Done. Faked foreskin.

ugly snaggletoothed fuck you look and sound like a jew yourself

slave genes > rice farmer genes

CTE ZONE

my parents are from Denmark so i didn't dodge shit. I was just born.

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I've got one but im not posting it until the Co main starts due to how high traffic it's going to be.

Always bet on black

it was the other way around in vietnam

rate my physique

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what are you doing in macedonia?

>You mean can't afford
Broke faggot

yellows shouldn't fight blacks

body body head
body body head

There is nothing wrong with circumcision in my experience
>not as sensitive so I don't cum quick and slam the bitch into a coma
Really, don't know an anteater dick who doesn't complain about being too sensitive during sex and yes pleasuring women is all that really matters when it comes to the dick

twitchy you can stream every card or most and on special occasions between cards instead of every weekday

me in the back

Why are black men so superior?

CORN NUTS

HE TAPPED

>Ow my balls!

How shit of a fighter do you have to be to be losing against a black guy who isn't even feeling the need to use Blacksplosion to be winning
>jabs you to death

HEEM DICKED

GROIN HEEMY

YANG GANG GOT NUT SHOTTED LMAO RITTRE CHINKY PEEPEE DESTROYED BY BIG BLACK FOOT

HOLY SHIT

>half of /heem/ watching on espn+
>half of /heem/ watching on stream
>fight getting spoiled for me

damn Montel is legit

Oh fuck
No more children for him.

if you're in the back it's AWESOME

I'm in the Troll farm busines.
youtube.com/watch?v=qjnsV8MhVK8

Are you allowed to hit the taint?

amateurs

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Reverse fight IQ bloodline ends now

Only refresh between rounds during a fight you actually care about.

lel

fight IQ: Branden Schaub

>lowest fight iq of all time
>asians
rascism btfo

Normally I'd rag on poorfags like you but you're right not to buy into it, it's 100% a waste if you don't have money to burn.

he's a jungle nibba tho

free trial nibba

Southeast Asians have low IQs.

I do know, first from everyone I know who has theirs and second from my time when I tried some shit which kept it covered and it was too sensitive. Cry more baldy

LOOK AT THE SEIZE OF ITS HANDS!!!

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the state of asian masculinity

You ever hear him talk? He acts like a black guy

He a jungle AZN

>joe obsessed with hand size

Lmao this guy going for a triangle

This question is for the lads who trane bjj. When you're rolling with a girl and she gets you in a triangle does it give you boners?
It'd give me boners

WHAT A SAVE

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still my girl

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30-29 Soukhamthath

I dont roll with women, mashallah

ALWAYS
BET
ON
BLACK

Montel's side control is shit, Soukemthat could have gotten up easily if he wasn't a retard

I don't roll with girls

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Grab your skin and pull it up to cover the head and find out for yourself retard, unless you're a dicklet in which case it makes sense why you can't grasp simple things

50-27 Souphamsandwich

The reason people are obsessed with films or WWE instead of MMA, it's staged, you're less likely to be disappointed.

i want her to beat the fuck out of me

Grow up

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stream @@@@@@@@@@@

basedstream.com
basedstream.com
basedstream.com

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Ok

twitchys wife is hitting him kek

29-27?

>"You look delicious"
>stands up from couch
>beats the fuck out of his wife
based twitchy

imagine being triggered by missing a couple nerve endings. as if your orgasm being 7 picograms greater makes a difference in anything

Val is based

no, i'm usually too concentrated in the positions to pop a boner all of a sudden

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this fight is gonna be good.

Have you even looked at pricing? ESPN plus is literally only 5 bucks a month and ppv would be 60 bucks with the service. If you cant afford that you are a poor fag.

guys what the fuck is this spammers problem seriously what is the backstory

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Remember the name?

webm?

I'd have thought grappling would be mixed gender

Wow, who is this pretty girl?

Did Lauren Mueller win? Idgaf about wmma but she has a cool nickname.

No way Muhammad loses this

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You have no clue what your talking about.
Sorry. But your dick will never be the same and you will never know the feel of skin.
cope.

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Olivi needs to get fake tits

>megan

who writes this shit?

He’s angry cuz he got no legs and no one likes him.

pain>boners

Just letting you know don't get your hopes up.

no

Respectable

Just got back from jitsu at 10th Planet.

What does /heem/ train in?

You do train, don't you?

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>you now remember the name

twitchy fuck your wife in front of the camera

dockworker who enjoys docking

This, whenever they attempt something my aggressive spirit kicks in and I immediately BTFO it and crush them in side control. I can get away with using my male strength because I'm a manlet and people don't believe that I possess this strength.

This post isn't me you imbecile. It's very simple to know what it's like to have foreskin, only dicklets can't do it

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twitchy do you recognize that you have a legit case of cuck face? do you have the self awareness and honesty to admit that

>He doesn't watch his opponent he watches guys he thinks are better than his opponent

What is this IQ lads?

Belal's physical transformation since he came to the UFC has been very impressive. Wouldn't surprise me if he gets poosada'd at some point.

GIVE ME (YOU)s NOW

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Missed most of the prelims are they woorh watching? No spoilers

Rose will beat Andrade.

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The millender meme ends once again

>no known weaknesses

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noticed that as well

(Me)

holy shit i haven't watched this in a while
Rockhold really wanted to be anywhere but there

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prepare to apologize to my boy curtis
kys loser

he got hit and run over
they never found the perpetrator and he lost his legs in the accident
the only thing he remembers is a bumper sticker on the car saying
JUST BLEED, and hearing a person of color saying heem sleepy

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1st one was good. Last 2 were shit.

I can't do that, should I be able to do that? I can pull it back and clean it with ease so it's not too tight

I train in lua programming
It's pretty fun

I got kneed in the face during sparring a while back and haven't gone back since.

(you).

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Please no ban, not the spammer, just the leaf that does picks

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top kek

Are a faggot

>those capped delts

call Nowitzki

>imagine using a site called basedstream
>basedstream
holy sheet just imagine

IMAGINE how RETARDED you would have to be to spend $50 on the PPV instead of streaming the PPV for free and using the money on liquor.

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Maybe
In
Your
Dreams

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is that John rambo?

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THE AFRICAN STEED IS READY TO GO

would

>runs for more than 8 seconds
>gasses out

Why is he considered good again?

OSP
Jouban
Rountree
Israel
Poirier

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More like Curtis Bellender lmao

i want to buy one of these for twitchy and maybe some pizza

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I’m the one who heemed Spammy’s legs.

What about the fight psss preelims?

>tfw my literal who gym came first in the country at the international open in terms of wins, beating out Graciecucks and SBGcucks
Feels good man

What's he gonna do, count his picograms?

Muhammad bout to get settled

muhammad more like your bald lmao

I really dislike Yoel, he knew full well what he was doing here. He plays such a character.

>Run out past center
>Get backed up immediately

Absolutely Belal

If I looked up the word "cuck" on Google, picrelated would pop up.

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>Using the money on liqour
>Not having a wine cellar

>Muhammad has a reverse yamakah

Curtis got this, rip Palestine, at least the Israel meme die tonight as well

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twitchy you can hardly talk abotu baldness..
btw on top of being non cut i have perfect hairline with no balding at all.

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>Courteous
Based nickname, I cheer for him

yeeeeh that's how I slap my bitches

Millender might gas

Belal is supposed to have good cardio, though it wasn't good in his last fight.

I really just think he was an oblivious third worlder.

why would you google cuck in the first place?

my corner advice, bite the mouthpiece and swang

Max
Israel
Rountree
Jouban
Krylov

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lol Belal's face is already fucked up

Good TDD Millender

Big size differents

Hispanic comes from the word Hispania, which was the Roman word for the Iberian Peninsular. Portugal is part of the Iberian Peninsular, and part of Hispania. People from Hispania (Iberia) and their Latin American colonies are referred to as Hispanic. The idea that Hispanic refers only to the Spanish part of the Iberian peninsular and not the entire Iberian peninsular is some weird thing that Brazilians seem to promote to make themselves seem special and different from their other Hispanic neighboring countries.

He wanted a pic of Twitchy.

goddard trying to be professional

He was spreading the Good News, based Soldier of God desu

*Courteously jabs you in the face*

based GODdard laying down the law

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that random ass meme jump kick

I wanna force Rose to LARP as Pat Barry while I squirt on her bald head

10-9 Millender

PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH PBUH

Does Millinder look huge at 170 or is Belal small at 170

based

>peninsular
I know you brits and aussies say it this way, but you know that word doesn't have an R, right?

Total nigger

best move of the fight

Fascinating

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did you guys see that jump faint

>"I got his contact out"
wew
not courteous at all desu

Thought Belal might be a future top15er but he doesn't seem to be improving.

seeing Millender murder Belal makes me think, just how good is Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos?

that nigger is quite large

Millbender is a big guy

if Palestine gets a UFC champ before Israel they have to give back the West Bank

mixture of both

for 170

Lmao you're kissing up to twitchy now? Absolutely pathetic. I can't believe I used to look up to you. First you abandon Dern, and now this? Fuck you.

>brutally ko's him
>gently arranges his unconscious legs
how is robbie so based

wow what a cheater

10-9 Muhammad

Have you got your UFC ring yet?

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Zaleski is great.

Good gatekeeper for the top 5 or 10 ranks.

for you

what a big fucking idiot, jesus
suck my cock

he's like 240lbs in there

You've got to respect pregnant women dawg

>gatekeeper

he's getting the strap

No, homo.

ITS ALL OVER

millender is gassed

Spent all my cash on 500 UFC hot dog branders and 10 tons of Corn Nuts.

darkie finna gas

retard

First bleaching of the night?

Stay mad, spic.

Nah. He deserves higher competition now. But he isn't going to get past the top 5.

you got mad, fren
suck big dick

many more to come

first of all i didn't abandon Dern. I just is not gonna post somebodies baby momma that isn't even fighting.
Also how am i kissing up to twitchy?
I'm close to challenging him to a cockoff. But i'm not here to fight with everybody anymore desu.

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he's not even trynig to escape

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Good to see you Twitchy. I like you even though you're a race traitor. See you on Day of the Rope.

If you squint hard enough this is Adesanya vs Gastelum lite

fuck off Chang

19-19

Hope Millender doesn't get TD'd in R3. He'll lose if so.

i think twitchy just heemed his mic

1 round fight

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this is not even right, nigger, i know youre baiting
you should learn what spic means, it only belongs to spanish speaking countries from americas

good scrap desu

20-18 REMEMBER THE NAME

Do Brazilian girls need big dick? Will they accept an average cock?

He's going to make his wife pretend their having sex while he's really cutting her bunions and applying ben gay

kek

good feint and takedown
Before he was insistent on trying to get one against the cage, good to shoot one in the open

More like a sandblasting.

>peninsular

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Good fight but Millender just choked away his lead.

Millender has sloppy defense

don't talk shit

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Worked into a shoot

Geez espn fix the audio

they accept money

Somebody needs to heem this motherfucker and his stupid shirt

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yes, tiny little leafs wouldn't even do any tickling

SAUCE PLEASE

this

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Millender is gassed the fight is over

Belal on them sterons

It's ogre

>I just is not gonna post somebodies baby momma that isn't even fighting.
That's all she is to you now? Just somebody's "baby momma"? What the fuck dude? This is just fucked up. I remember when you actually used to be a respectable and dedicated upcoming /heem/ personality. The old Dernposter would beat the shit out of you. Fucking loser.

muhammad won

I've got a 6.7x5.5er.

his whole argument is cte riddled, color me surprised, i mean he's aussie after all

>tfw searching for spic gives many conclusions, some even including countries like spain and portugal
nice

Muslims are too strong bros... how do they do it?

What is the best food for watching comfy late night heems

second is riley reid

We've got a massive bleaching lads

this is a beatdown that makes you quit training

The black guy looks like he'd be a better fighter than he is.

AAHAHAHA LANKLET GETTING FLUSHED

But Curtis won the story of the fight

FIRST BLEACHING OF THE NIGHT

Inshallah Islam is not here to take part, we're here to take ovah

mostly they fuck goats

how is that talking shit you German pansy?

Allah made the call

BASED AUSBRO!

>wrestle
>win
woah think i just solved mma

why are muslims so good at wrestlefucking?

wow didnt think that was a pornstar, thanks

Fight before Ramadan they are like werewolves, during Ramadan they turn into mortal men.

Raised on goats milk.

what do pansy means?

Never meant to be an offensive word. Actually when a Hispanic person was to be arrested it and no one could understand anything they were saying, The cops would write, "Spanish Person In Custody" (SPIC). It Was never meant to be offensive, just a description

Do you remember the name yet?

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Gonna level with you, guys. I'm not enjoying the fights so far if we're being honest here.

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completely different fite styles, be serious

When does Rammadan start?

This was a good fight caz

WOP = without papers
SHIT = ship high and tight

Millender couldn't afford BJJ training this is racist

>muslims beat blacks
>blacks beat whites
>whites beat brazilians
>brazilians can only beat eachother

How do we stop the Muslim MMA takeover?

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dont worry we got a good main event

stream fartshd.ml

You want me to post pics of her all pregged up??
If your into that then your welcome to post her.
Also i would heem old dern poster in a close fight.

Good goy give Dana and ESPN all your money

For me it's Louisiana crawfish

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heem = heem everyone even myself

my brainlet boy andre already got wrecked and it's barely 8PM. its tawlf b

TAKBIR!!!

What's up with all the black people on this card?

I think Iran has a deep history of wrestling and even invented many moves - they are a thousands of years old culture.

i'm watching this event illegally.

get a ref for all fights that stands them up and seperates them

what's your address, id like to report you

let the boonga make the thread

deploy mexicans

>bleacing
ah yes, by Bilal Muhammed a fine example of the white race

Pandering to the Atlanta crowd

DC >>> Joe >>>>>>>> Jon

Does any have that meme of Schaub going "for ser I agree but I gotta disagree"

Yeah uh if you didn’t at least wrestle in high school I don’t think you’re qualified to give your “opinions” on mma

By the way boxing is for niggers and bjj is for actual faggots

What I want is for you to stop being such a pussy

That was a really good fight from Belal
Smart adjustments in the 2nd round, good fight IQ

Did really well to come back after that 1st which was problematic.

y nuevo new

what about islanders?

Fatselum will beat Izzy the same way

>le meme muslim grappler
Why is this allowed?

that's fucking illegal

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literally against the rules to say that, see you in a month monkeyboy

i'll do it

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NEW THREAD WHEN

like a softy, soiboi, fag

just ride this one out as long as it will go it is more based that way desu

This girl was like 12 or 14 in that picture.

C R A Y O N S

C O L O R E D P E N C I L S

I forgot the link to all her pictures it started with something related to the names I posted but what do I know, I'm not the pedo!

Mexicans. Tony heems that muzzie Khabib.

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barncat beats everyone

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My man with the patrician taste

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Using the word as an adjective does have an r, though not as a noun, so it was the wrong spelling in this context, but don't pull a "seems you made a spelling mistake so I will ignore your factual argument" routine.

What did they say about cro cop coming back?

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DC is annoying and Reddit tier

Tony > Jon >>>>>>> Everyone else

HEEEEEEEEM

Literal prison rape.

poirier
adesanya
rountree
jouban
krylov

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Hollowhey
Gastelum
Rountree
Joublong
Krylov

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