Heem

I literally believe that picture is you.

Poirier
Israel
Khalil
Grant
OSP

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this is exactly why I'm not feeling so hype for the main event.
Most of my excitement is based around the Last Cockbender being flushed
>tfw the meme is finally fucking ending

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Root for Dustin. Max is the featherweight king, will go down as a legend, and can come up and try his luck again after a defense or two. Poirier might not get another crack at it, given how congested the division is.

de_dustin
kelvin
einmal anders
joubron
ovince poo-poo

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neither you sick degenerate

thats what i call hard work and dedication

Brazilian

Oh hey felix sorry to disappoint you but that is connor ruebusch

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Lads I get a weird feeling Max is gonna box Dustin up.. it’s gonna be the Ortega fight all over again

holloway
gastelum
rountree
jouban
krylov

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TJ Nippleshaw

the italian

the hue looks like she might fuck you over or give you a bad service although she does look hotter.
Id call them before and try to feel out their vibe.

How do you achieve this look?

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The 'Zillian only gives anal (no "anal receiving"), don't say you didn't know what you were getting into later.

Holloway
Adesanya
Rountree
Grant
OSP

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Holloway
Adesanya
Rountree
Grant
Krylov

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Meme flags are a way for companies to filter posts in the archives

>Brazilian
>Eyes: Black
It'll match your soul. Go with her

>German surname
>German flag
>clear autist but has his funny moments
All my doubts have been unequivocally dispelled.

Holloway
Adesanya
Rountree
Grant
Saint Preux

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just have sex with a better looking girl from tinder without having to pay a dime. if my scrawny low-income ass can do it so can you

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Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
Krylov

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Twitchy's supposedly streaming tonight.

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She's his beard.

that's pretty based you have a website like that in ireland, here all the whores want references and shit

Italian

I PAID THE COST TO BE THE BOSS

Called them both already. Seem nice enough
Good point
Don’t feel like putting in the effort tonight

olivi is kind of ugly

krazy horse shitting on stream

I heard about it and im fucking pumped more for it than the ppv itself

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heem-pill me on krylov

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Krazy Horse taking a shit on stream rn

try distintas.net

eat

should i do a vocaroo

then take the brazilian. forget my first post. just looked closer at her profile, she seems like she would provide good service

>Dustin rushes Max
>Max slips and falls on his ass
>Dustin delivers the most brutal knee KO in UFC history and gets DQ'd
>Max sleeps longer than Till
>Max is never the same and goes full Chuck

Cap this.

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I've been going to BJJ for 20 days now, and I pulled my first submission (Kimura) off when rolling today. I am absolutely certain I would heem and wristlock every single one of you.
Pic related is me on the left with everyone ITT second from right

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How much do you have to pay for those and do you have to use the rubber?

At this point is there anyone on the UFC roster who she hasn't fucked?

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>vocaroo
idk what that is

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benavidez

flat

>No rubber for the blowjob
fucking based, lowkey jealous

Poirier
Israel
Anders
Grant
Krylov

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benavidez, probably

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Yuck, Brazilian bitch was way fuckin hotter.

>paying 160 euros for this
you could buy a gym membership for a year with this money

Why would you want to fuck a prostitute without a condom? Are you trying to get aids or something?

100mg on an empty stomach == marble-hard cock with barely any refractory period. Definitely the way to go.

wow

>2 hours
yikes.. are you marrying her ?

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You can see her brown eye.

This pic has made me realise girls are fucking gross dude

>he's good, but he's never faced a champion like pettis!
>nobody can stop goat aldo! conor was a fluke!
>early stoppage, aldo was winning until he lost, he takes the rematch!
>o-ortega doesn't even need to take you down bro! he just grabs you!
>d-d-dustin? please? t-this time...
What will they when the Blessed Express rolls through Atlanta?

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i record myself sometimes doing funny voices
let me tell you a little secret
90% of whores claiming they italian are actually romanian gypos
she has that gypsie vibe bout her

Serious question... with prostitution being legal but just not talked about or regulated do you worry about sex trafficking at all?

Like what is this woman doing all the way in Ireland?

Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Grant
Osp

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he's been my boy since his sloppy brawl with soa palelei

>Going to take a viagra
redpill me on this.
i can stay hard pretty long without one but sex gets kinda boring after 20-30 minutes and after I cum I only start to feel horny again only after 1 hour.
Do these stats improve noticeably with viagra?

I get that you're an Irishman, but that pic really proves the contrary of your point. She's really flat. That's a 12 year old boy ass.

Especially compared to the Brazilian.

GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY ROCKIN ERRYWHERE

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AHHHHHH HELP ME RUSH

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Sounded Italian on the phone. The Brazilian sounded like wanderlei desu

>caring about a whore's life & backstory

lmfao kid...

you are right croatbro. She is 100% a bulgarian or romanian gypsy

>tfw you barley get any matches

Help me my HEEM bros

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Adesanya's strikes will hurt Fatselum bad while he maintains distance throughout the fight. Fatselum goes down by tko in the 3rd or 4th

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

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Yeah I'm thinking he's back

no bully

post your face and we will fix you

Finally

maybe you should explore other options

Gooby is unironically telling the truth about his overestimation of khabib though. He made a lot of excuses but he isn't lying about being overly defensive and he was shitting about the takedowns so badly that he ended up getting heemed. He has a better chance if he comes out unloading heems at khabib, not anticipating fatbhibs's moves

Imagine Conor submitting Khabib with a meme move Dillion taught him

pay her, no sex, and make her watch the fights and you posting on heem

ye they talk similar to italians, not that it matters but they are overpricing themselfs there
have fun tho

Unironically a cuck. Find a gf faggot

The givernment actually made it illegal to purchase sex last year. Still legal to advertise it I think. There’s definitely some trafficking, usually the cheaper ones. I just try not to think about it

Lmao
youtu.be/znUS2KqPYCw
Must have been a night point for Bryan

>make a bit retirement announcement
>then start talking about a rematch
what level of checkers is Conrad playing here?

just get head and nut in 2 minutes then spend the rest of the two hours making her watch fights with you

AHAHAHA POORFAGS BTFO

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don't ever eat a full one lmao, 1/3 and or 1/4 at most
dont be ugly, and for your profile less is more. dont come off as desperate or someone who is pussy-starved

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...

Unironically he's right

He also cheated literally the whole fight.. Feom that knee, to the fence and glove grabs to the short grabs

Tons of Khabibs shit was stopppes by cheating

Kek based Conor. He will be lightweight champ by 2020

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...he says through tears, desperately trying to find another illegal stream

cialis is the best to get
hard can fuck a lot feels great

add

In many ways Conor dominated the ground game but lost the stand up.

Daily reminder that /Heem/ is a no bully general.

the way to defeat khabib is definitely meme shit
Tony will go for the Twister that he learned from Eddie personally and Khabib, coming from his dagestani shithole, will never even know what happened
Bears don't trane 10th Planet b

what the fuck will we do

CONOR LITERALLY WON THAT FIGHT ON A BROKEN FOOT AND WAS ROBBED BY THE REF

HE IS A GOAT

LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE ON

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With kebab's takedown Conor could have unironically choked him if he had good bjj and tried it

khabib ducks the rematch

>not having your preferred streams bookmarked already
lmao

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The most kino timeline

post the one outside the hotel room

italian

on MY HEEM? point them out to me, I've been looking for someone to conduct some chin music with

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Yup, he's back

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If he’s on the UFC roster he would have to take the fights he is given

If he’s not he can build public support for the fights he wants

One of these is going to egg Khabib into giving him another fight..

It was a work.

Goob heeming khabib would be the best thing for the ufc and mma as a whole unironically

Lads..... his shit talking game is starting to get good again..... he's moved away from politics and putin shit...... he is actually fucking coming back.

yeah... I'm thinking he's back

Yeah he is back alright. Finally /ourguy/ will return MMA to its glory days

CTE sure is a bitch

I was just reminding.

McGregor ain't getting another title shot after bogarting the belt for two years

Yea you guys are fucking with Disney / ESPN copyright now! Finding Dtreams is gonna get way harder

Max Holloway (C)
Kelvin Gastelum
Eryk Anders
Alan Jouban
Ovince Saint Preux

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In many ways i am the best poster

omg goob did a twitter!! lmao

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STFU YOU FOOOKIN BACKWARD RAT

its a good thing we are on /heem/ then you stupid faggot fake wannabe impoverished hillbilly piece of turd brown skin having alexandrian waste droppings impregnated by a wandering cockroach to produce you you motherfucker hang from a thick rope but your too fucking stupid to handle that lmao

kek nice

>Max
>Gastelum
>Roundtree
>Jouban
>OSP

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conor got confirmation from his gangster buddies that the bitch he raped wont press charges so now he's going all out

If that’s the only fight he will take he will 100 percent get one

Why is this happening tho? Can't they make a new one?

In the Netherlands we got streaming rights of the UFC for the coming years. I am not sure about prelims but I am pretty sure foreigners too can watch through www(dot)veronicatv(dot)nl/programmas/UFC/ just use some throwaway email and pass to make an account and you're good to go. Legally too

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Holy, that's Callen!

twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1116150722201042944

Haha this fucking guy. I want to see him fight Just In Gaychecks.

I'm 100% Aryan.
Cope.

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Post only kino flushings

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Yikes a Dearborn shitskin on /heem/

It was going to happen sooner or later. r/Megalinks got taken down for copyright too.

Been on vacation in Panama but I ain’t missing this shit boys, pretty cool down here legalized prostitution and everything is cheap as fuck

relax guy there is no need to be so serious
shit man chill

Fuck yeah. Keep those savages seething.

They'll put him on the shelf until he runs out of money

Goob needs to bring back the side part and fade if he wants to beat Khabib. It's his most powerful form. He beat Aldo and became the Champ Champ with it. his barber fucked him over by not shaving the side of his head for the khabib fight, it cost gooby the fight. Hope he comes to his senses for the rematch

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Also don't let Herb Dean ref. Gives bad luck too

Gonna head out for a bit lads.. any of the prelims or early prelims worth coming back for or just come back for the main?

>if you like khabib youre a mudslime!!!
lmao cope, bet you thought le based gooby was gonna KO him round 1 like the casual you are

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whats the standard rate for a prostitute there? ($ and 30 min)

reminder that poirier is a can that got beat by eddie, who is also a can

Fucking Disney...

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Yeah, made me kek when I looked up the video

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sorry my fellow heem bro

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Gaethje vs Conor is actually an incredible fight

HEEM ME INSIDE

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Conor sleeps him in a second

I'm here just to remind you guys that TOP GUN is a gay movie about two GAY guys that never fucked the hot girl
Instead of that, they kept waving their flying dicks in the sky and riding motorcycles around a gay club.

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peahead via Sub (mounted triangle armbar) 3:23 1
fastelum via Sub (kimura) 4:14 3
roundtree via KO (elbows) 1:30 1
grant via Dec (29-28 3x)
osp via Sub (osp choke) 2:40 2

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Reminder that both fighters in the main event tonight got dabbed and styled on by Our Very Own Goobert. Tonight is a best of the losers match.

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should be a good night of fights my friend lets see how the night turns out

Holloway
Gastelum (Adesanya = E X P O S E D)
Ya boi Anders
Grant
OSP by sub

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Max was 12 when he fought Connor

145 goat

i'm predicting at least 4/5 stoppages.

it honestly surprises me how much of /heem/ go full soi over gooby
I knew we were full of cazzies but it's just the level of it.
Max/Dustin is tonight and some random gooby post gets a bunch of (You)'s

>all this work Conor is putting in begging for the rematch

It kinda sucks that he probably will get it. I rather see him fight Cowboy or Gaethje. Don't believe any stupid lies about a non-title fight can't be the main event. It's idiotic, and 202 was a non-title main event.

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can't wait for the conor tweet later where he tries to stay relevant

McNuggets is unironically the featherweight GOAT
Joe can talk all he wants about Max being the best but goob would just come down and heem him if he wanted to

I try to make youtube videos but they just get taken down for copyright, how you get past that??

gooby is well of memes
can't deny it
he was funny af . his pressers were the best
even when i didn't like him

Watch ONE Championship

Yeah but some twitter shitposts and people spazzing out over it? Dude doesn't even fight that often anymore

Gooby transcended MMA. He is meta. He is the logos.

The Conor/Gaycheese fight goes like this
>Justin walks forward and repeatedly throws hard heems
>Conor stays outside and counters with the straight left every time Homo Cheddar comes close
>Goob knocks him out cold in the first

my favourite part of fighting is when they talk how they are gonna fight better than the other guy

put the star of david on the begining of the video
and pretend to be from the JMMAFB
jooish mma fan base

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What's your detailed analysis for Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier vs Max "Blessed" Holloway?
What will we see; punches, kicks, takedowns, grapples?

I like Gaycheese a lot but this

You actually got it right, Jones is a bitch though.

Gastelum
Holloway
Roundtree
Grant
OSP

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expect Holloway to employ a lay n pray guida type gameplan, porier stubs his toe in the first and is useless, 5 round snooze

Lads really looking forward to Max/Dustin but not looking forward to sitting through the slog of a card to get there.

It's tough my guys.

I was a bit unsure of Stipe but this moment was really great. Really nice for that fan. I got a photo with a fighter not long ago.

just goes to show the wonders of marketing and having an accent

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Mystic Nugget's pick is in
You max pickers must feel pretty stupid now hahaha

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i can't believe how fast time flies
it feels like max fought t city just yesterday

I really want Poirier to win, I think he can. I think he can pressure Max to the cage and take him down with double legs. He will get touched up but he has the cardio to grind out a gritty decision. Conor Mcgregor is predicting a late stoppage for Dustin which is surprising for me.

Somewhere in a field in New Mexico, Donald Cerrone is getting hammered on Bud Lite knowing he'll never get that Conor fight.

He doesn't want to pick Max because Firas said Conor would lose the rematch.

Post you're entrance song

youtube.com/watch?v=H87yGvoCNHU

Yeah crazy hey
Is Ortega gonna fight again?

Conor always posts that meme pic when Max gets a win so my Twitter detective skills thinks he is saltier on Max being called the GOAT FW

>Really nice for that fan.
that fan is actually a heemer who posted here before the embedded saying he saw stipe and now he is a heem legend has its own pepe

rubs my chin guy or hoodie bro

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>bulgaria picks dustin
>goobs picks dustin
>dustin picks dustin
makes you think..

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ortega's giving up his faggot ass to the hollyweird jews, he's flushed and finished as a fighter. unironically would've been flushed by stephens if he took that fight lmao

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Conor beat a young inexperienced kid from the US
But can he beat a seasoned young man from Hawaii?

I think he'd hate to max become a "champ champ"

I wish I could ask his thoughts on Max vs Aldo. It seems like Mcgregor has a lot of respect for Aldo so I'm surprised he's picking Dustin over Max for that reason.

Imagine getting hammered on Bud Light

You have to drink like 24 in one night

>I think he'd hate to max become a "champ champ"
I kinda like khabib and all but now I really want him to get stripped just so that goobs can seethe over two things now

m.youtube.com/watch?v=R4vjJrGeh1c
This is what plays when I walk out wearing my bjj gi (disregarding Reebok's rules) and head out to pull guard on and choke out Khabib

I like Max but Dustin is honestly pretty underrated. He has crisp striking and some good power. Taking out Alvarez and Gaethje isn't easy. Max has relied on his chin in a few fights at FW but guys have more power at LW and it could pose problems.

BASED HOODIE BRO

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i just rewatched poirier vs pettis. before it, i was just gonna put a bet on holloway but being reminded how good poirier's wrestling was against pettis has changed my mind

i think poirier is going to do a khabib on holloway

maybe holloway can outlast poirier and take him out in the 4th or 5th round, if not poirier wins the decision

still wouldnt be able to drink enough to get hammered, would just feel like shit cause u have 24 cans of bud light in ur stomach and be moderately drunk

Remove Kebab against any muslim
youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI

Gas Gas Gas against any jew
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

Alabama nibba against any black
youtube.com/watch?v=JgBRItAwhkQ

The British Grenadiers against a fellow white
youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY

This is what it is.

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Reminder

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he said in a video recently that Aldo, Holloway and Dustin are all deserving of rematches because they rose up again after losing.
Winner of tonight is probably getting the Goob fight

heem heem meem heem mem heme heem

Adesanya's intro song leaked
youtube.com/watch?v=SRn99oN1p_c

holy shit what a mark

b-but he's retired

he took ortegas shots
and i have a feeling ortega hits harder than dustin

So Tony v Khabib?

Wrong.

>implying after this fight tonight that Conor isn't going to shitpost up a storm and talk about how oh very well done but also I beat you hahaha or some dumb shit, and lobby to fight them because he knows he can win again

I imagine Aldo hits harder than Dustin but Dustin is a lot longer with better cardio and more volume. He might shock us all and just out-strike Max pretty easily.

mark mark mark

Poirier
Kelvin
Rountree
Grant
Krylov

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here is my official prediction of what happens tonight
>Adesanya tries a meme taunt or kick and gets flatlined for it
>Max tries to eat a load of shots like he usually does but gets fucking cracked by dusty and gets dropped, and he gets finished by triangle armbar again
Take this to the bookies NOW

>Heems you

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Tony vs a Police Officer

I think people are too confident in Kelvin, I see this fight being Stephens vs Zabit.

i hate this also
dude retires a couple weeks ago and now all of a sudden he wants to fight again
meanwhile he actually had only 1 fight in the last 3-4 years
i respect him for what he has done and where he came from just by himself became one of the most payed athletes and not even being the best in his own sport
but dude has to fucking fuck off or fight
staying relevant by shitposting on twitter is sad
people will get bored pretty soon

Kelvin hits so fucking hard man he’s literally knocked down everyone he’s fought

Kelvin will 100 percent flatline Israel

My prediction
>Israel will be forced to punch kelvin due to kelvins movement
>he will be hit hard when he tries that stupid looking elbow first jab
>tko for kelvin
>max will beat Dustin up until it's stopped in the 4th or 5th

You also said Till would heem Masvidal. Ignore UK posters, hide UK threads.

Tim Kennedy tracking Tony Ferguson through the forests of Oregon

Really? I feel like every where other than here is full on Israel

Tim is too busy making a wacky instagram video of him torturing julian assange

This is actually a good deal you get a full year of espn+ and the fight.

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Max might actually get knocked out, two guys who I thought had iron chins got knocked out clean recently.

poirier
adesanya
rountree
jouban
krylov

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Kennedy has no business getting involved in border patrol issues until he finds Hitler

i agree with your analsees my guy but i disagree

Reminder that we are in MEME HEEM season.
Let's take a look at the past few events.
Toilet Till Vs Masvidal- one of if not the biggest heem sleepy of the last few years.... the Till meme is ended
Pettis Vs Wondermeme- Another heem that puts Wonderboy into sleepy, thereby ending his meme
Barboza Vs Gaychee- once again, another heem, and with Justin not only heeming him but out leg kicking him, Barboza and his leg kick meme is officially deleted
that's three heems and three memes ended in a row lads.
You know what this means.
Israel is getting fucking flatlined

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i'm going to kill myself if i have to go back to 360p or less streams after years of mmastreams...

Funny how they time this deal with the streams being hassled, think your clever don't ya DANA?!?!?!?

>loving your homies
>not loving thots
>being faithful to your wife
vs.
>fucking any slag you see in dublin

Holloway
Gastelum
Rountree
Grant
OSP

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the one good thing on that damn site

rip in pipperoni

this

homies over hoes

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so after years of mmastream you still havent found a website that hosts every every event
what the fuck dude

i used acestream 90% of the time and never bothered saving the streaming sites, i dun fucked up

A fucking towel

There are UFC/ESPN shills in THIS thread RIGHT NOW.

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i always had a bunch of viruses after using acestream
ill drop a link
you me before the event

when does this shit start
also r/mmastreamz you dumb niggers

Khabib may have won the fight, but Conor won the third round of the fight, the defensive guard of the fight, the story of the fight, the twitter fight about the fight, and the family that he goes back home to after the fight
Any way you look at it, Conor pretty much won the fight.

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this is my entrance song against Israel Adesanya
youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI

Holloway
Gastelum
Rountree
Jouban
Krylov

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he lost the instagram of the fight with that cringy dagestan vs chechnya post.

Do you buy a broadcast, or watch pirated?

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are you picking dustin?

>Khabib may have won the fight...
>Conor pretty much won the fight
so dumb here's a (You) i couldn't resist

Easieset (You)s I've ever gotten in my life thanks losers.

My favorite part is the pretty much

Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Grant
OSP

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Holloway
Gastelum
Rountree
Grant
OSP

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im only watching until fatstelum , idc about the main
so when does it start

Joe rogan will be commentating tonight right?

several bongs still

I go to bed now and then re-read the threads and watch aus-bro webms in the morning. It is the patrician's choice.

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I never once took Till's side on anything
Fuck scousers

Hopefully the current trend of turn-to-stone heems continues lads
youtube.com/watch?v=qxwXRpBwUXI

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instagram.com/p/Bm6BcG-gDqt/?hl=en
judging by the amount of people speaking Russian in the comments I'd say that he worked them all into a shoot and thereby won the instagram of the fight too and basically heemed all of Russia

>cazzie doesn't understand how getting your hand raised doesn't actually matter and it's about the accumulation of things that you do including winning the fight until you aren't and winning the story of the fight
I thought you guys only showed up at Goober cards but I guess Max is a cazzie draw now

Conor doing that Floyd strategy of he will fight anyone but only tell you when the hype is big enough and he is selling something

how much longer till we can just ignore him completely?

>finally decided to do something productive with my life
>decide to wash some cloths
>can't find my washing card

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what's up north macedonia

i thought that was real

>washing card
>that flag
Designated shitting streets all over again, Europe style

ROUND THREE ARMBAR YOU SAW IT WRITTEN HERE

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Max wins by submission? Holy shit...

Unlikely
Rountree has no submission wins

don't call them that
that's their slave name

>around 12 people called him an idiot
>won the battle
yikes

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Poiriers over confidence in his double jointed shoulders, holy shit what if Max hurts him then darces him

>implying

>"white belt minded" Max winning anything by submission
STUDustin humiliates him by boxing him up, forcing max to panic shoot, then getting the triangle armbar again
Max will retire and Dusty will call out McNuggets

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>instagram.com/p/Bm6BcG-gDqt/?hl=en
Have Chechens and Dagestanis ever had any beef or was Conor making shit up on the spot?

How do you think Kebab reacts when Gooby starches him in the rematch?

Holloway
Adesanya
Rountree
Jouban
Krylov

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Who will be called out lads? Khabib or Goob? Possibly even Tony but this isn't as likely

hot take desu

Of course. Every little tribe has beef with the others.

Prime Poirier heems Mcgregor

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Poirier
Gastelum
Khalil
Dwight
Nikita

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Goobs fer shure bee

GADOOOOOOOOOOSH

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if only you guys knew what kinda condiment macedonians make you would never ever try to mock them

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Israel gets sleep just like this tonight. The trend must go on

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Poirier
Israel
Rountree
Grant
OSP

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Yeah cheating in the ufc needs to be stopped if Jon Jones didn't hit smiff with that illegal strike he fer sure would have pulled it out. 100% b.

Reminder that mcgregor landed one clean punch on aldo, and thats all it took

Conor wins the rematch

johnson had an easy time with khabib at the start of his fight, using in and out footwork
If conor had been capable of using the footwork we saw against aldo, alvarez, nate 2, etc. He would have starched that farmer

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They hate each other but not hard as anyone else. There are hundreds nationalities in there and there are stereotypes about everyone

Based. Max fans always talk about him getting better since he first fought as if Dustin also hasn't made great strides in his striking.

for me its remoulade.

Interesting how heem.com is split right down the middle on Max vs Dustin. Food truck of a fight to be sure.

Pakistan sends their regards

for sure my guy, Connor wins 9 out of 10 times

Johnson unironically would've ended the khabib meme if he hadn't fucking pulled guard on him

me when Gastelum heems Israel tonight

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If only Masvidal landed a hendo bomb

max
kelvin
khalil
jouban
krylov

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What's the consensus on the first max v poirer fight, what did dustin have that max didn't?

no we aren't

Masvidal will end tyron

Any fights outside the main/comain worth getting excited for?

My hot takes

Poirier to beat Holloway
RDA to beat Kevin Lee
Cerrone to beat Iaquinta

Lets see how bad I do

conor has only defeated 1 (ONE) singular non-manlet opponent (holloway) and he was literally 12 years old in that fight. inb4 nate, beat him the first time and won the story of the second fight. conor is zero threat to anyone

The Schmoe is MOSSAD.

a belt grade beyond white

how many hours until the fights start

Grant vs Jouban will be good, Griffin vs Imadaev as well. Also Frevola is the guy who was meant to be an easy win for Lando and gave him an absolute war.

never tried it
im a seljak and wouldn't want no gay ass french cuisine

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Conor won the story of the FIRST and beat him the SECOND time user

Peahead heems Max

A ground game

Feeling blessed today.
UFiC

The Khabib meme

>Beats johnson because johnson is an inconsistent motherfucker, on a good day, johnson heems him just like he did poirer

>Beats Barboza, someone who struggles with any form of a takedown shoot, just look to the Lee fight or the tony fight as evidence of that.

>Beats an overconfident, bored mcgregor

Tony beats him
Cerrone beats him
Any welterweight kills him
Mcgregor heems him in the rematch

cry more fag

i see it in the same way as mcgregor's losses against duffy and "Artemij Sitenkov". Inexpierenced striker and inexperinced in actual fights overall

1.5

legit question
can TJ fight for one? is it possible or some gay ass american rule forbids it?
he still under ufc contract?!

one would make a huge deal if they got tj

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Kevin Lee vs Khabib thoughts?

go eat kebab

There's a reason Dana is so against Askren going up against Khabib, he doesn't want his new cashboy exposed

interim belts.... wow....

You can't fight outside of the UFC while under contract with the UFC, unless the UFC allows it.
TJ is an exclusively UFC fighter, until Dana says otherwise.

6x money back on Pantoja submitting Wilson Reis is the freeest money tonight.
screenshot this.

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Night of the interim's baby

>cashboy
no one cares about askren

Kevin Lee is skilled but he is also stupid as fuck. maybe in 4 years he will be able to beat khabib

its the patrician version of mayo.
We put it on fries etc.

Wanderlei couldn't fight for rizin during his suspension so I guess it's prohibited

canor lost
tibau lost
tony lost

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reading comprehension

The fix is in, bet on Max and Kelvin

Q

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I could heem Khabib

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The United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) can't forbid you from fighting outside of the USA.
Its the UFC that forbids it, because your contract says you can't fight outside of the UFC unless explicitly permitted.

Eddie wasn't that small. He beat Nate the second time. He beat Max too. If Max was too young he shouldn't have been in the ufc then. You can't say a fight doesn't count because one fighter is young. When Jon Jones came in young he was destroying everyone but Max dick riders act like he's the only fighter who's ever fought young. His young fights still count. Not to mention Max may be the biggest cutbabby in the ufc. I hope peahead exposes him again tonight.

6:45 AM here but waking my bookie up now to lock in my mortgage bet

I feel lee has the ground game to allow him to ride out all 5 rounds, but he doesn't win, because he can't finish on the ground for shit, and on the feet, I'd actually give the fight to Khabib
I mean, Lee's one of the reasons Tony is cited as kryptonite for khabib, who submitted him from his back, so I just can't see Kevin Lee posing a threat to khabib

The fighter is injured the fight you wanted to see was cancelled check Twitter

why not release a fighter from the contract when you forbid him to fight
what the actual fuck
just let him go fight somewhere else
those fucking joos

Absolutely based. Fuck Max dickriders
It is what it is, and what it is is your boy is getting flushed tonight or he will get flushed by Goob or he will get flushed by Tony or he will get flushed by Khabib
Either way that win streak is going baby. he will never beat anderson's record and Joe will forget about him and find someone new to call the goat
ITS DUSTINS TIME BABY

Is his nickname Diamond because that is the state of my penis when I see him?

I know that they are bound by contract but I don't think you can fight outside of usa. It doesn't make sense

His contract is frozen while he's serving his suspension, it's no different than retirement. He still owes them however many fights he has left in 2 years

>dana still hasn't released my boy fabricio
spiteful cunt

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Sambo Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The TD Like Nigga Don't Go To The Ground Haha

>post your boy

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Tony made Tibau tap while Khabib clearly lost to him and was gifted a decision for being a Russian ufc hype project. Khabib is incredibly 1 dimensional.

stop posting tony

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The winner of Adesanya/Gastelum will have just as legitimate a claim to being the real champion as the current MW champion

wake up reem. It's all over.

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WE GOTTA CARD BOIS

I have no booze, no snacks, but I have you.

contracts can be released
hes not their slave
dana that piece of fucking shit

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there's still no streams thread on mmastreamz lads

I google it and you are right. Usada has no real power. It's ufc who decides where to follow their recommendations or not

you are the cazz of heem

>get up

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Over an hour until the event begins
ufc.tv/video/ufc-236-fight-pass-prelims

an hour and a half until even the undercard of the undercard starts

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She's miring that natty goat mexican body

How does Holloway win tonight lads?

Retards were literally linking r/MMAstreams everywhere. Even on Dana's social media. Nobody is surprised, dumbasses ruin everything

I have the same haircut

same body build as that actress from tv

Technically I'm his boy

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TKO in the fourth

Arianny is the GOAT ring girl
Has defended her position as Dana's #1 for over a decade now, taking out a dozen would-be contenders in the process.

honkler is cringe bro

>Let's give another former champ to our competition, what could go wrong?

Inverted flying gogoplata

"But Khabib wasn't smiling."

Did he defend a single takedown? Lmao

Andrade is so weirdly attractive

two former victims of The Notorious fighting for the strap today, pretty excited.

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When do fights start?

she would be even cuter with long hair

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>cracking before the early prelims even start
good bye shekelberg

no she isn't

Pissrael AIDSanya is getting flushed tonight.

grabs your shorts and the fence and gloves

>you either take me down or the world sees your willy

truly the best defensive grappler of our time

Is Israel a bottom? sure looks like it

no u

BLESH EXPRESH
Memebender
Ya boi
Grant
OSP

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Kelvin will put him on his back tonight

I doubt a top would buy a giant dildo

lol could you imagine
>Israel wins
>week later USADA flags him
>month later it's revealed he tested positive for HIV and can't fight ever again

look at her tattoo though. it's like the guy wrote something wrong and scratched it over. lel.

Pakistan sends their regards

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Imagine fucking grappling with HIV ... you'd literally be sick all the time

you what

>Israel comes out as homo in his post fight speech after being bestowed the interim belt by Dana
>Poirier armbars Maxwell in R3
It was written here first

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Who came up with the "Peahead" nickname?

Tj fighting other roid freaks in one would be kino

I read this yesterday

mmafighting.com/2019/4/12/18308174/referee-marcos-rosales-suing-csac-for-allegedly-exposing-him-to-hiv

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If MMA is such a high-test sport then why is the women's 145lb champ gay?

How many streams are gonna get v& tonight?

>talk about khabib vs conor fight
>responds with another fight
hows it like being WALALALOOOOP :DD

Pic related

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because all the test makes women like women

Who wins the rematch?

me

Schaub

What are you going to drink?

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For me it's Vanessa Hanson

Max or Dustin Lads?
To go with my Kelvin double bet of course!

>follows DJ to Japan

For me it's Paulaner.

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Didn't know that lmao, Dutch commentary?

My own tears as my picks inevitably go horribly wrong.

adesanya meme ends tonight

Be a madlad and go with Dustin/Lelvin, it is a solid parlay

Modelo, duh

Wait you idiots actually think Gastelum will win? OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>calling chadvin lelvin
>rating adesanmeme

Ya Boi is MY boy

who you got in this fight, heembros?

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What's everyone drinking tonight? For me it's Proper Twelve Irish Whiskey

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based and truthpilled

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POZRAEL ADESANYA IS GETTING KO IN THE THIRD

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

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Why do these retards tattoo their name onto themselves?

A nice warm cup of tea and maybe a glass of seltzer water because I'm not a degenerate alcoholic.

>betting on the pillow fisted glass jawed hype job

>favela kombat

You shouldn't drink beer that comes in a clear bottle because exposure to sunlight makes it go skunky and bad in under 10 minutes.

Fershure the 6’4 striking technician is getting KO’d by the fat 170er

What meme comes to an end tonight?

Yoel's got a piece on him.

>striking technician
you know where to go

Jon Jones is the Maradona of MMA

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Adesanya UD
Poirier tko late 3d early 4th

thank me later

so when they get CTE'd they remember

yeah but it's on his back

The "Poirier is underrated" meme. Dustin was never good. He got gifted a string of easy fights and still struggled. He's lucky Nate didn't get his hands on him.

Does this look any better?

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All of them

unfortunately the good meme will end as Blessed is gadooshed

and the black manchild meme will only grow

it will not be a good night, lads

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>striking technician

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do monkeys give each other blowjobs?

fuck

how do I watch this
Maradona is literally Mcgoober

your flag makes consistently awful posts you dumb slut

>The "Poirier is underrated" meme
Correct. When he beats max, he will no longer be underrated

Why is everyone shitting on Israel suddenly. /heem/ used to like him. Is it because of the snoozer with Silva? Or is it just a cazzie influx?

Ask Joe on Instagram

Yes

>That CTE stare on Chuck

because he looked really underwhelming against Silva and acts like a 15 year old sperg

Jones is more like the ronaldo of mma

>Used to be an incredible prospect
>now only [scores penalties/wins decisions]

actually he is currently overrated.
but if he's lucky to catch max just at the right time and win he will then be overrated because people will think he's legid champ material.

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Because everyone realized he's like three tweets away from coming out as a brony

>£100 bet on Max and Adesanya for a first round KO/TKO
Can't wait to be rich lads

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currently underrated*

You shouldn't watch the old UFC's the violence and lack of rules would probably hurt your feelings.

The heem consensus on Angela "KGB" Lee?

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This. Why is everyone suddenly forgetting Poirer is a bum?

>This is where my taxes are going

The Aldo meme when Poirier makes Max looks amateur

I've been watching Gastelum since strikeforce, and it just makes me lmao when I see cazzies here that genuinely think some meme nigger hype job will beat him. This will be the gadooshing of the century. Kelvin will tap this lanklet on the chin with a 1-2 so hard that his ancestors will feel it.

>sodomite
>black
>cutbaby
>act like a zoomer but is actually a 30yo boomer
>lost the fight against the italian guy
>snoozefest against Silva

Also cazzies LOVE Memebender

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commies should hang tbqh

based

what's a cazzie?

Lotsa Khabib lookalikes tonight

Need a pre-game thread now

her bf is a nazi so she balances out to a centrist

Because he's fighting a cutbabby who would be a bum at lightweight since he has t rex arms.

how many bongs lads and ladettes?

nazis were centrists

Yes, of course. I've seen it.

The reddit boogeyman will kill your fat little doughboy tonight

We are in the black nerd swag era

>Max for a first round KO/TKO

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i hate fighters repping their native land only having been born there and spending the rest of their life reaping benefits of the better country where they now reside. He aint nigerian, he's a lanky kiwi negro if he's representing anywhere

fucking SHIT bet, might as well just burn your money for warmth it would be less of a waste

neither of them are early finishers

Thank you!
However having felt it in there, I highly disagree with the "biggest penis size of any ethnicity " regarding BBC. My solely anal cavity was not ruptured until around 50 pumps.
I, along with my wife, overrated the destructive power of our bull greatly.
When I'm the top I will show all.

For me its multiple things
>He is a try hard always trying to appear cool and edgy even tho he is 30
>He acts like a zoomer even tho he is 30
>Acts like going 5 rounds with a 50 year old post wideman and usada silva is impressive
>"I am just being myself" What he means by this is that he likes acting like an african american

uggo who appropriating my people's culture

...

t. Pinko
Nazis were far-left radicals

I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

He's become too popular for the MMA hipsters.

Balart heems Jon

If you were born on some Christian mission in Japan to American parents and raised there then returned to the USA at 20 you'd instantly feel a hole in your heart filled. That's just how it is for the children of immigrants a lot of the time so I have no problem with him repping his home country.

Uh, good sob story, faggot. Can you proxy next time you post? Nigeria is a shit hole that Adesanya won't return to.

Nazis were leftist

fucking based and redpilled

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Nah it's the fact he's a weeb

No it is the same stream Americans watch. The TV version does have Dutch commentary tho

Poirier
Adesanya
Rountree
Grant
OSP

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Get the Brazilian

Italian. Tell me which one you got in the end

Words to live by

He's coming back lads the Dublin whatsapp told me

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Bastards ruining hoors for us

Death? Death? You're gonna kill me! You're gonna fucking kill me! Why? Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked me! You came to my house! You came to me! I got you a car! I brought you your clothes you just took a fucking bubble bath! You wanted it! You wanted it, you both came onto me! What was I supposed to do?! You both sucked my cock you both fucking sucked my cock! It was free pizza! Free pizza and it just shows up at my fucking door! What was I supposed to do?! We're flight attendants! Fuck us! No one will know! Fuck us! Twosomes, threesomes, starfish, husbands you don't give a fuck you'll fuck anything you'll just fuck anything!