OFFICIAL BALTIMORE ORIOLES @ BOSTON RED SOX GAMETHREAD

looking at this picture of porcello how often do you think his dad beat him (baseball related) i look at this kid and i think 'that kid's dad is a real psycho' and you?

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>giving up a hit to Chris Davis

ancient history we've moved past it

IDIOT BENINTENDI my fucking idiot team cna't do anything right

nice fucking hit and run call first fucking inning benintendi on in front of mookie no outs PERFECT time for hit and run NEVER heard of a more productive baseball call

i am going 2 marry guerin!

guerins old enough to be your mom

i want black tennis pro gf

shut up dave and do someting

fag

Porcello has only had one good year with Boston idk why anyone is concerned with his performance this year

because daves probably planning a surpise $100 million contract extension with $500k bonus for every single run he gives up this game and is just waiting until he proves he's willing to suck even harder

wtf who let that peanut intot he stadium

he can't even freaking field give this man $120 million

looll

wtf that's mookie

who let him in the stadium

annoying when the pitcher is excited for good play and gives attaboys like he didn't just walk six guys and give up three dinges and the team is losing 6-0 in the 3rd

gary

his employer

how much would you give this pitcher

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>CYA-1
literally any money he asked for

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delete this

no. i'm going to post it again

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>Update
lloolll

wtf

WTF?!?!

based Jamal guerin losers in a seethe

i didn't type update

the 50% catch probability was because he took a shitty route

stop trying to give me freaking viruses

>Update

>92033812
looolllll

Remy pretending to know what its like to be an elite outfielder. So sick of this old senile fuck. Get off the TV Remy.

3/5 chance because he is a poc baka this sport is racist

>Anonymous 04/13/19(Sat)13:49:40 No.92033828▶
> Remy pretending to know what its like to be an elite outfielder. So sick of this old senile fuck. Get off the TV Remy.
haha

LOOOOOOOOOOL

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wtf how did you just triforce like that

I can’t stop rocking. The streak is really over. What am I supposed to hyperfocus on at work now?

tableau reports

life improvement, body, future, retirement, 401k, hobby

focus on big terrifiying make or break interview this week with the senior execs that literally chcanges my life forever or focus on watching baseball

hate day games nights are better because i can tell colleague i spent friday Saturday night with my friends watching red sox

bostonherald.com/2019/04/13/drone-over-fenway-identified-recovered/

this girl is not that cutie that they have to show her

Margaret or that one poster more nervous?

not sure landscapers are colleagues

me havent stoped shitting

not sure you ever had salary

omfg

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sandy consuming more alcohol

SANDY LEON SPOTTED SHAKING IN HIS OWN TEARS IN SOME FILTHY BUS STOP

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if you shut up and let me study for big inteveiw maybe i could change that

what's his endgame?

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BALL GIRL

stop showing stupid margaret unless she wants to be my gf i dont want to see her

nintendo maybe focus on getting hits and not a gf

Remember when news articles actually gave you more than three sentences of information?

everything he wears one and done just like a certain orange president

this poster wants entire biography of some drone kid

remember Jamal had shaved head and now he grows it out and tries to act like gary

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>Update

this poster seething he only plays video games and cannot read high literature

sc gf

oh yes look at all this things journalism truly better back in the day literal whole page propaganda and sports and ads and two sentences deadly crop failures

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>in the evening is the best time to read
i really miss the days when news articles actually gave you good information like this

does anyone else fele like pretty much nothing matters in the game it's only 'real' once it gets to 8th and 9th innings

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That’s how I feel about basketball. The pitching and lineup changes have the potential to shake things up enough that I still feel like every inning can be the one that breaks things open.

you'll never give your dad an mvp truck

me selling my war bonds and making big bucks toady

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>i miss when news wasn't so POLITICAL

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me NOT reading all of that

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this poster seething he only plays video games and cannot read high literature

STOP

2 HITS TO DAVIS

HOW BAD CAN YOU BE

breaking new red sox are no good

remember when thread posts actually gave you more than one sentences of information?

no

ohaiyo guyz!
good morning to u all ^__^
another fine day of red sox baseball OwO

btw though this team sucks -__-

good boy hembree

>Update

owneed

dead cocks fucking suck lmao

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why doesnt Pedroia just retire and coach

is this the Chris Davis thread. for me it's Chris Davis

me constantly finishing third in the hiring process

THROW A FUCKING STRIKE YOU NECKBEARD

christ davis is gonna hit for the cycle

ok

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ruiz walk/strikeout davis grandslam please

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ok kill my self now

retire

nothing more disgusting than fairweather boston sports fans

based orioles

looks like we're winning the world series

why not use ai technology to get more insights inside the game

Our year!

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RBI MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wat is the score

1000-0
Red Sox can never recover from this embarassment

chris davis 4 - red sox 2

wtf!!!!

feeling like i really aged a lot that inning

we all did 15 minute

update

LETS GO O'S!

no no no!

ok dfa moreland he suck now

ok dfa jd he suck now

why the fuck trainer make david use power pain drill thing on hand

i made a stubhub account and bought a tticket and 5 minutes later my order was cxled and my account locked wtf

>sux

owned again lol

How bad do the red Sox suck? Rays fan asking.

i heard that the guy hit the baseball. good job oriobros, im proud of you

i dont think we will win

hi

why did the birds hit the ball so many times so many times and all of you as well

I know, right?

Pedey and Jerry should both retire. Or just go away.

should i g2 the game monday

plz respond

Yes. The Patriot's Day game is always a weird one. Too bad it might get rained out.

should i wear a tshirt with osama bin laden on it?

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

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ok just bought a bleacher ticket

how about both of them with "i'm with stupid" written in marker lol

What if we didn’t give up 9 runs

hi

not a bad idea, user. i'll call alex and tell him.

why hasn't the drone kid been arrested

>Mexican in
Rip tomorrow’s game too idiot Cora

used his drone to take a hostage, standoff in southie as we speak

ORIOLES NUMBA ONE! FUCK THE RED SOX!

Wtf

monkeyballs

wait

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