/hoc/

>Finnish
Shit
>Lesbian
Yes please
>Hockey
Yuck no thanks

>he thinks a series even starts before the home team loses
lmao at yer life

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It's not over but coming back from a 2-0 deficit with your best player facing a 3 game suspension and your 'superstar' goalie giving up 4.5 GAA in the series so far does put you at a more than slight disadvantage.

Broons better actually show up to play tonight.
Can't believe what a clusterfuck the last game was.

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sure, they dominated last game and tampa looks shook but they still have an insane roster capable of winning without kucherov

gonna be angry if laffs actually win this series

Don't ever post anything apehoop related in a /hoc/ thread again.

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It's not like they're playing close games. If you exclude the first period of game 1 the Bolts have been outscored 9-1.

swedish genocide when

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I don't need them to win, I just want them be competitive and not play like legit retards.
Toronto didn't win the last game, the bruins fucking lost it.

Boston Brooms is happening and there is literally nothing you can do about it

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Stop being racist

>Except they won't have Kucherov
Go fuck yourself Department of Player Safety employee. Your work stinks worse than your mom's pussy.

Go back to Africa where you belong.

I'm not saying it's not possible, just that it's not the same situation as last year.

>get outplayed by the leafs the entire game
>w-we didnt get b-beat.. we just l-lost
i love the change in narrative from boston fans from a week ago

very true

Fuck the canes, fuck Tom Dundon, the sweep continues in 2 hours

Stop being alive

Fuck off you Somalian cunt.

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>America has zero (0) gold medals

What a loser country

Day off today, feeling comfy

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They did get outplayed. They played like complete shit.
The puck management was atrocious and they made retarded decisions that is out of character for the team. Basically, they choked. So yes, they lost the game.

post yfw da broons win da stanley cup

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Seething sunbelt dick sucking swede

>tfw wife's bf forgot to bring me a wawa hoagie

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WHERE'S THE HOCKEY GARY

Jesus, Swedish posters are trash. Your neighbors are much better Mohammad.

>1 (one) game
it's fricking nothing

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twitter.com/NHLPlayerSafety/status/1117112624582483969
>1 game

HAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHA

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is this tiny murray holding a normal sized dog

finns btfo

Called it

always thought the playoff game is worth more than a regular season game arguemtn when dealing with suspensions was arbitrary bullshit desu

It's saturday. Why wouldn't you have the day off.
Because our neighbors only wants Americas validation because they suck at hockey, while we Swedes know that we are superior to any mutt.

Good. Shouldn't have been a suspension at all. The dumbfuck Finn tried to play the puck while on his knees and against the boards. He should expect a hit when he's that stupid. Maybe now he learns to not put himself in dangerous positions.

keep seething and sucking sunbelt dick swede.

Sweden with another garbage take, like clockwork.

Should've been 2
Set aside your bias man, you don't check someones head into the boards after having tripped him already
It was clear he did it out of frustration

>hate ted
>blots imploding is hilarious
not sure how to feel lads

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I cant wait to see Viktor Hedcuck cry when his shitty sunbelt team gets swept

Teds are allowed out of the first round this year but no further.

Kucherov is a fucking piece of shit. Tampon Gay deserves nothing more than to get swept in the first round by the Blue Jackets, of all teams

SHANT be giving free (You)s to Swedens stupidity

FINNGRILS

I don't have any bias. I'm just not a fucking pussy who support nuHL. Checks are a part of the game whether you like it or not. If the Finn didn't wished to be checked he shouldn't have tried to play the puck.

Simple as.

It feels RIGHT

oh gosh user, perkele, tee hee
:-DDDD

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Kucherov more like DUMBerov Lol

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How is it "tough and cool" to check someones fkn head into the boards because he's upset he can't perform in the playoffs?
Do you even have any idea what potential injuries he could've cost because he was pick pocketed?
Jesus christ this amount of Yea Forums-tier edge doesn't suit anyone Sven

shant be disparaging all sverige posters because they are dear, dear friends but this guy shitting up /hoc/ with boring, low quality /int/ posts really deserves the rope

I don't give a fuck about Hedman or any of the other cunts in Tampon Gay. But I, unlike you and all the other pussified cocksuckers in /hoc/ like hits in hockey.

>poocherov suspended 1 game

GARY!!!!!!!!!

>checks are a part of the game
>that means you can check a defenseless player you already tripped in the head against the boards
Swedes truly are the most retarded species

reminder the blues are sweeping

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Kucherov more like DOUCHErov
ha ha got 'em

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how could anyone hate the teds? they're america's team

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Imagine dominating the league just to bust on the first round.

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>because he's upset he can't perform in the playoffs?
0.92 PPG in the playoffs. Please, go back to hfboards and leave the hockey knowledge to better people.
>Do you even have any idea what potential injuries he could've cost
That's what I was wating for. ''wuaaa wuaaa, you have to be careful not to injure someone''
Fuck you, Mads.

First Russians hacked your elections and now the NHL department of player safety!

uhh ameritards explain?

blues isles best possible final
don't @ me

Nothings more beautiful that a tough hit by Kronwall or Byfuglien
But that "hit" from Kucherov had virtually nothing to do with an actual body check
He was having a hissy fit because he and his team is being outplayed, and decided to try and intentionally injure someone he probably didn't know who was
Nothing screams "pussy" more than someone who cheapshots because he's not man enough to deliver an actual, clean cut hard hit

>cheering for the northern aggressor

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What is it in ''HE SHOULDN'T HAVE PLAYED THE FUCKING PUCK IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET HIT'' you don't understand? Fucking mutts...

Retards

Spee is a goldmine just from betting against the general consensus of the sportsball idiots here.
Zero foresight
Short sighted
Overreactive
Only live in the moment with total recency bias
Zero understanding of betting odds and probability
Atrocious predictions

Just bet against whatever spee says and you will be rich. TB to win game 3 is free money. TB to win the series in 7

Screen cap this post

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islanders flames. its like the battle of alberta but better and boomerpilled. Seriously I would enjoy the hell out of that series. Blues isles also because al arbour legacy

He played the puck, therefore he's eligible for a hit

Imagine getting swept by the teds LMAO

Lawn guyland wins the cup

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You're a lost cause dude

yeah isles flames would be good tbqh

>get tripped
>try to stand up
>get checked in the head while you're trying to gather yourself
>I-IF I DONT SEE CAREER ENDING INJURIES ITS NOT HOCKEY
Shut the fuck up sven you retarded faggot.

Yes hello is finland home

Lads, Sven is reaching grease tier levels of posting

80's pilled as fuck also

complete with the flames in retros
fuck i want this to happen now

>still feeding this dumb try hard swede's posts valuable (You)s

there is literally a zero percent chance the isles get to the final.

This is why I petitioned for all swedes to be banished from /hoc/

>get tripped
>play the puck
>get checked in the head while you're trying to play the puck
ftfy you fucking idiot

the only thing sad is that the islanders wont be at nassau past the first round, because reasons. Nassau should be the arena for the rest of the playoffs regardless

Only 2-4 months left before we finally know the Seattle team's name

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really? fuck that man, nassau has been fucking rocking

hope you like kraken my guy

they want to do barclays, which I find stupid because nassau literally has nothing going on there for the next two months besides a few concerts, but we shall see if they hold true to that. Nassau is so much louder than the dump in brooklyn and just reeks more passion.

Xheattle Dickgirls

keep believing that retard.

Needles would work on several levels

i agree, i've been to games at carclays and honestly it's pretty fun, but at least watching on tv nassau is on another level

>being this fucking stupid

That's just the mayor shilling her preferred name. In all likelihood, it's going to be Sockeyes.

I had a dream last night that the team was unveiled as the Totems though. shit was cash.

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I hope the seattle team isnt as unbearable as vegASS

>Totems, Emeralds, Rainiers, Sockeyes, Renegades, Sea Lions, Seals, Evergreens, Whales, Cougars, Eagles and Firebirds also made the list of 13 potential names the Seattle ownership group registered for the city’s latest expansion team.

Will be exciting desu!

t. salty shork

>everyone is seething about the kucherov suspension

good call

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didn;t they already announce that it was injun related

not a shork fan, but I think vegas just has a very cocky fanbase.

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Seattle Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

No, but it's heavily being implied that it will have a native theme to it. The ownership group has been reaching out to local native artists.

I thought it was going to be one of the fish names

Firebirds is the only good one on the list

Seattle Laughingstocks

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All sunbelters need to be gassed. And yes, Toronto is in the sunbelt.

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Seattle wojacks
>pls god ya deaf mute joo fack

I hope they don't go with Cougars, it's like high school football levels of generic

No.... why?
>You're awful
what's with the fucking divegrass on NBC?

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garbage meme

>Seattle Garbage Meme
Doesn't have a ring in it.

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Seattle Seethe

just taking a moment to remind everyone that finland is based and sweden fucking sucks

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GO HAMMERS

Seattle seamen

what team has the best goalsong and why is it calgary?

Aye, lad.

Gotta be the Whalers

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You enjoy having your ass licked by Finland that much, do you? Yeah, I always figured you were a faggot.

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seethe harder nancy boy

I never quite understood rimming. What's the point of tonguing an asshole?

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totems would be a based name desu. seals or sea lions wouldn't be bad. all the others are shit

based bro

it's a swedish thing, you wouldn't understand

apex cringe

based skeletterson poster

Clearly, you've never had your ass eaten properly

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Seething at the Canes won't make the AAF come back

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Sven is fired up today I see

who's hungry?
Ima go get something to eat soon

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He did just get relegated by anime girls

They really do.

i am hungry but i am unsure of what i want to eat
any suggestions?

You probably think Scott Stevens head hits were dirty. Go play chess.

I kinda like no-holds-barred sven though.

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not me i just ate

How do you let the blue jackets lead you in a series, let alone in the first round? Is some slipping ghb into the lightning's drinks?

name me a more overrated player in history than mats sundin

Will it be Tossed Salad or Scrambled Eggs?

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>blackhawks

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the teds are actually good and the blots are a weak team mentally

>Still an hour till hockey

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based don posting from boston
youtube.com/watch?v=jpDpZrfHMbk

>one game
kek

Going to play some NHL 93 on genesis down at the bar and heem all competition

>hes the number one he's supposed to lead them

I wonder if he brings that up with mcdavid now

>tampon gay blots
lel what a bunch of figgats

PREDS DESU

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>all the cringy swedish posts in this thread
big yikes from me lads

Going to this place after sauna, it's where Jimmy Buffett came up with cheeseburger in paradise

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can you please fix this so it shows eastern time instead of pacific? thanks.

>more World Championship gold medals than the entire country of USA

Second best chance to win the cup

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EIHLel playoffs are this weekend, you guys watching?
>mfw Panthers

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North Americans deserve nothing less than a beating to death.
Wrong sport Bjorne. Go back to watching skiing.

you know what's weird user I like licking bootyhole but for some reason I get freaked out when she wants to reciprocate and I'm a very hygienic type of dude too

>mfw Panthers

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whens hokkei

in 42 minutes

ARE YOU LIGHTNING IN DISGUISE?
AAAAAAAAARE YOU LIGHTNING IN DISGUISE

ARE YOU LIGHTNING
AAARE YOU LIGHTNING
AAAAAAAAARE YOU LIGHTNING INS DISGUISE
ARE YOU LIGHTNING

IN

DISGUISE

Imagine winning 62 (sixty two) games and then losing 2 (two) games at home 4-3 (four to three) when it was 3-0 (three to nothing) and 5-1 (five to one)

REE

for me, it's the flames

why did japs like eric lindros of all players? seems weird to like him over guys like yzerman

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Lightning?

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It's 10pm in Finland. Dumbass

Bluejackets are elite

Get swept faggot

>*sssiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppp*

Nothin like a good bowl

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I hope the canes make this series interesting at least. Give me less 2-0 series leads going into game 3 lel

seething aaf poster is my favorite new gimmick desu

At least try to die with dignity.

Right? Not like Sweden organizing rape gangs for their incoming migrants

Playing with your imaginary friends again, Randy?

>proud of being a worthless junkie

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good afternoon leafs nation. all of leafs nation is ready for the big game.

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Write in understandably English, Pierre.

>understandable

Good afternoon, Ted nation

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oh no no no no no nno

Kinda sad they're going bust, tbqh.

las vegas flamingos desu

>stealing animu from another team

yikes!!!

I heard rumours theres a hokkei game in 30 mins??

Clan's hot and cold bullshit cost them, though you can't say Flames didn't deserve the win.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Sure enough.

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I don't see copyright claims anywhere

You got a Clan one?

Aye.
Don't have one made for each EIHL team yet, though. I think I have a little over half of them done.

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Hello based Isles band wagoner, enjoy your day off

Who /Tiger/ here?

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Wrong sport, you WORTHLESS FUCK.

Die

>reddithawks get swept by trashville in the first round
>dead
>kongs get swept by vegas in the first round
>dead
>pongs get swept by the islels in the first round?
>???

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>bruins get swept by the leafs in the first round

Gotta a Brunch Burger from Sonic

was good as fuggg
>that is the end of this broadcast Lunch

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>tight shirt loose pants
what

>Not watching golf when there's no hockey on
cringe

kys cuck

anyone else checking in from leafs nation

>isles sweep the pengs, meaning first sweep for the islanders since 1983 finals

imagine the amount of salt from shitsburgh if it happens. I think penguins will take game 3 or 4, but lets see

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15 mins till' go lads

>not having it pegged
fuck I feel filthy just writing this stupid joke

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CBJ increased the blots total losses this season by 10%

>Yes Gary, I will make sure your Golden Knights get back to the FInal

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>sweden

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Nah. Lehner is too good. Much better than Murray. Lehner's positioning is Vezina caliber, while Murray looks like he's about to shit himself everytime Islanders get in the offensive zone.

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>no collar
Why is this allowed?

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LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE grease
HATE armenia

murray thinks he is hasek

I’m a fan but enough with the Vezina bs, he only played half their games

murray is the only reason either of those two games were close.

Getting hyped for the leafs to dab on the Bruins tonight to be honest

>outside of Africa
Why is this allowed?

T-Two rings

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lehners amazing, dont get me wrong, but its a day game tomorrow in pittsburgh. If the islanders beat the penguins there, the series could be over. The only thing I really am concerned about is the special teams, because our PP was ass last night. Thankfully the sharks went retard, going 1/8 and giving up two short handed goals

Murray is far from hasek. He is like a turco but shittier and somehow has two cups because pengs

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Goddamnit stop posting burgers I’m on a diet

Based Yhdysvallat

K, no more burgers

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i mean they could do it but have been too inconstant all year to even consider it. trotz broke sullivan's back last year and he's doing it again. still won't be as bad as when >we lost to the rags those two years in a row

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no but /niger/

I didn't say he should get the Vezina. I'm saying his game in this series have been Vezina quality.
I'm tired of Finlands asslicking. This will be my last (you) to a Finn.

Wondering how much Vegas payed the refs. Maybe that’s why ticket prices are so high for Vegas cuz they have to pay back the refs

lays bbq or nacho cheese doritos

>trotz broke sullivan's back last year and he's doing it again.
More like Rutherford's broke Sullivan's back by making his team slower when Pens won b2b cups on speed

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should i watch the washington or carolina stream

canes/caps game thread?

is on NBC

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youtube.com/watch?v=hQikWI2OHao
>Susanna Tapani 180cm
Let's face it. She could kick most of /hoc/'s ass.

You clearly don’t know about the racial draft

>BENIN :DDDD

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hockey soon
National game, so it should be the same stream either way.

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that's true. think a lot of it is the rest of the league caught up. they killed during the first run playing that way but even by the second they were collapsing a lot more and bascially playing the counter. stars getting older never helps either.

No
/hoc/ is the only thread we need

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>paul maurice went to a final once

huh?

Isles PP has been ass all season

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You stay the fuck away from me

i hope they havent sung o canada yet i really hate missing it

>>>/nut/

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>Hitchcock has a ring
That's the real noggin scratchier

The Masters AND playoff hoggei

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>3pm
>game hasnt started yet
can they just give the puck drop time instead of forcing us to watch non-players try to analyze the sport

>the Ted Collective has grown so much that not even Ted Prime can control it anymore

sad looking Krapfen.
also why is there a whole in the middle?

If god were a donut...

ok, i'm awake from my nap and ready for hokkei

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this has always annoyed me too

NBC bottom scroll said 3:20pm ET

B..but muh commercials

to be fair he had a stacked stars team

Jeremy roenick played

Based And Tortorellapilled

>he doesn't instinctively tune in 10 minutes past the hour right at puck drop

jesus my american senses are tingling
I want that served warm on top of ice cream

I don’t think I like Roenick’s hair coloring

Legendarily

>stars getting older never helps either
Sure, but in Penguins case I don't really think Crosby and Malkin's age is a factor. Especially Crosby. When he has the puck he's looking as dominant as ever. Probably the best edgework the NHL has ever seen and his skating is still powerful as fuck.

hokkei is ded

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no cup no care

Jesus, my blood sugar just spiked reading that!!!!!!!!!

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my gf on the far right

Is canes-caps the worst series this year?

these new fleshlights are getting pretty wild

Malkin is their biggest factor, but he has been getting an earful from guys like komarov and others. The best is how confident the islanders are to play that 4th line against crosby and guentzel, which has worked so often this season

based nazi

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cant give a shit about dallas/nashville this year
caps/canes has the potential to be fun tho

me in the back with the #52 sweater

The Winnipeg white out is racist

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This guy gets it.

isnt finland about to become the next crimea?

dallas nashville is gonna be the radulovB owl, so I think dallas wins. I like their offensive weapons and goaltending much more than nashville

I'm a die hard sharks fan living in vegas. I just want to say that every time a shark was sent to the box, everyone in bar would yell "fucking cheater," no matter what the call was. I miss living in an area with intelligent life forms.

crosgod carried them most of the year desu but malkin and kessel were dogshit at even strength. especially defensively. kessel has looked good in the series but malkin is fighting the puck whichmight be injury or whatever. will be interesting to see the games in Pittsburgh when the pongs get last change to get away from that 4th line matchup.

OK, I'm gonna draw unnecessary attention to Jersey Girl Numba 2 and her puffy god damn face

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Based

I dont want to hate on Sweden even if one of them is making retarded opinions :(

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she got the best tits and hips so it evens out

Fuck You Sweden, we banned you and your presence is an embargo of sorts

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This, there’s something offputting about a female tonguing a mans bottom hole

>seething in the corner while based knight fans were having a blast

pathetic

If caps win today, yes

what makes finland better than sweden or norway? from a historical perspective the latter two actually accomplished shit.

Fuck off anime is for fags the bluejackets are NOT an anime team

being liked is reddit desu

It's too late Ted.

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Our defensemen being banged up is the big story. I wouldnt be surprised if >we get swept

What I meant was that age haven't slowed Crosby down. Malkin on the other hand. Age haven't made him a worse player, but it probably have gotten him injured more often, even though he's always been injury prone.
>I like their offensive weapons and goaltending much more than nashville
Huh? What does Dallas have besides Seguin, Radulov and Benn? They have two great offensive defenders, but Nashville have four that should be capable of putting up good offensive numbers. And Nashville have a lot more offensive potential, if Turris, Simmonds and Granlund take their heads out of their asses. Otherwise, yeah they basically only have Arvidsson and Forsberg.

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Sweden is cool

>game supposed to start at 3pm
>its 3:20pm and there is yet to be puck drop or even national anthem

what the fuck

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>from a historical perspective Norway actually accomplished shit
Huh? Being Danish and Swedish for most of their history is accomplishing something now?

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GARY GOT YOU

>he got us all, ewe guise
that bastard

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Fuck niggers

>no anthem

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK THEY CUT INTO GAME FOR TORNADO WARNING, GET THIS SHIT OFF

Get bent LEAF, the jackets are not an anime team. Your Ted membership is revoked

You'll be the first one into the gas chambers. If I wasn't as manly as I am I would report you.

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finland wasn't an occupied territory or annexed or anything like that. we were 100% swedes with swedish nationality and equal right to representation in the parliament etc.

empire era swedish accomplishments were just as much ours because there was no differentiating between sweden and finland. the border was drawn only after russia invaded what is now known as finland. so any swedish accomplishent after ~1100 and before 1819 belongs to us as well + talvisota

you're trapped in a room with a gun and two bullets. in front of you stands the hurricanes, sharks and leafs. what do you do?

>mother fucker, this tornado cut out my cable
Yeah, your right

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Two into Tavares

go find a basket for these and shut your foreign Yap, son

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Hot

>RELOLCANES

how did the canes make the playoffs? a team of this caliber has no place in junior a let alone the nhl.

theyre playing a tough team in the caps. I'd cut them some slack at least because this team is young as fuck

Post your ass when Ted sweeps the lgbtjng

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I'll post my flaccid and hard cock for Ted if the Jackets sweep

>posting self-ass
weird

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so when does real hockey start today

do canadian teams have the ugliest fans? or does that belong to boston?

Anyone have the map of North America with which playoff team is closest to each state province

8pm my fellow member of leafs nation

have you seen incelander fans?

would berry

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>Calgary cowboys undefeated in the playoffs thus far
>other cowboy teams like Dallas and Vegas look like they're going to win their series as well
>the Winnipeg indians are winless
cowboys>indians

8pm Bruins leaves

t.sam

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Between 6pm EST and 1030pm EST

I forgot they existed, you right. forgettable AND ugly

/cric/ is on the way, be nice like you were last night.

just let out my first matin jones of the day lads. something tells me there will be many more to come

been depressed, lads. went to the hardware store and bought rope. learning how to make a noose right now.
>won't be around for more hockey
thanks for the laughs lads

If you come all the way down and suck my cock to completion then sure.

Why so mean?

hockey is a DIVERSE sport
pic related

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Thinking about making hfboards account and hyping all the Finns. Thoughts?

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Ovi is the Man

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or what?

get dabbed on

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if i send you bitcoins will you not kill yourself?

player safety pussied out of suspending him for a potential elimination game

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good night fren it was fun while it lasted.

Ok

RANDY BTFO

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the sad part is a 2 or 3 game suspension would have actually sent a message but 1 game is so minor its not going to have an impact.

canes are fucked

you're my friend, and I don't want to lose more friends :/
Please don't

Lads, does it feel like summer where you live yet? Today's our first comfy day of the year desu

>1 playoff game = 2 regular season games

Jesus christ, canes, are you guys even going to try?

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this is what annoys me about it too
>hurr i can board more people during ploffs

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the canes look completely outmatched. isnt this what the bolts should look like vs cbj if they were any good?

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canes are literally trying, they are facing a god damn beast in the capitals. Telling a young team like them with barely any experience to beat the reigning cup champions is no tall order

the canes tendie is probably the weakest in the playoffs this year

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Ye

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Try harder

Martin Jones still exists

nah they had a chance to send a very strong message by giving him a 3 game suspension but decided not to so they didnt hurt their ratings, aka $$$$$$. once nhl players start suiciding left and right like in the nfl they'll be forced to take it seriously.

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Jones will still have a freak game where he only lets 3 goals in

but theres lots to live for like hockey and slurpees!

mrazek almost stole a series against tampa back in 2015. hes just being overwhelmed easily by the capitals offense in ovi, backstrom and oshie

you're a sunbelter if you don't put beans in your chili

they already did sudoku. thats why they cant remove their helmets before a fight anymore.

>Tampa going to get swept
>Relocanes going to get swept
The tire fire that is sunbelt hockey.

>Makar to sign for the Avs on sunday
>might be in the playoff team Monday

Happening lads.

what kind of mongoloid would do such a thing?

cant wait until game 4. kucherov is going to get knocked the fuck out.

I see tampa waking at least because they have the coals on their ass for once. But carolina is out in 5 most likely

is St Louis sunbelt?

how many dicks does holtby suck on the regular?

playoff games don't matter to Russian players since they only give a shit about their salary and not their team or a trophy.

we're not all finns m8

But I'm a sunbelter and put beans in my chilli. Without means it's just sloppy meat juice.

No, just losers

>cbj calls up their 6'9" 270lb bruiser
>gives kucherov a two week 'suspension'

he will be if he tries to do more dirty shit. who is the BJs top enforcer? Seth Jones?

beanless chili only exists for things like chili dogs

people who eat beanless chili are strange and probably eat it alone

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I don't even have to pay rent lads

3, including your mom's

Based, you're an honorary snowbelter now

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Ovenchicken seemed pretty jazzed up about the Stanley Trophy

josh anderson is a pretty big boy

josh anderson, adam mcquaid (he is real tough, hasnt played yet) also foligno is not afraid to drop 'em

stop posting this. its a free country, anybody can watch hockey

awfully upbeat attitude

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clevelandmonsters.com/team/roster/michael-prapavessis

>craps

>HOLTSHIT
what the fuck

>you're an honorary snowbelter now
>mfw

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This is what carolina needed: getting down and gritty against the caps

looked like tendie interference especially after the whole fleury incident

I forgot about Josh Anderson. He could take anybody on the Lightning roster in a 1 on 1 fight

Name a better restaurant, you can't. Also half price appetizers.

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GOTTEM

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>goalie interference

come on gary

Based canes making it a game

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HAIL MONSTERS
HAIL HOC

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Couture should be suspended for his hit on Fleury. At least 2 games

>faking a 360 spin

Mäenalainen didn't seem to enter the crease

But we need you to be fucking believing lad. Stick around with us for a bit.

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>putiniggers

Joke's on you, I don't mind you

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Are all goalie pussy soccer divers now? Give me Billy Smith wrecking shit any day

come on canes, at least make this series close

Double jokes on you. I know you dont and we are frens. Good swedes are a big part of >my ducks.

well great. now what?

haha the Jets will come back and sweep in 6

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Go practice your slapper our back while you wait

Good. Good night friend :)

Good night :)

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oh wow
>fucking 9 times
there should be a torts drinking game for this

night night

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>sweep
>in 6

With the first overall pick of the 2019 fren entry draft...... user is proud to select.... from Sweden - Sweden.

Canes are buzzing
Good night m8 sleep well and wake up rested
Hello newbie

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underated post

>be at new job
>qt blonde swedish girl
>normally avoid all human interactions
>she talks to me
>actually get along well with her
>she even laughs at my dumb jokes
>she sits wherever I do for lunch
>go into weekend
>find out I'm being transferred
>never got her number
>will never see her again

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I took finland first overall already

what a waste

I am scared this might be a bust
>being this new

Already paying massive dividends

>burger user gets more attention from swedish girls than me

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what is stopping you for going and ask her

>normally avoid all human interactions
that part i suppose

I wont be working with her again and have now idea who she actually is/lives unless I track her down like a stalker.

With the second overall pick in the 2019 fren entry draft... user selects.....from USA - USA

hey frens i wasted the first pick

just go back and ask for her number. unless you are black then you should go kill youself

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She told the boss you were creeping her out

if he was black he would already have her number

i got latvia with my pick lads.

yeah but she's working at your old place so what is stopping you from going there and ask her. if you really like her just do it man

is this a real™ hockey game

That may be true if I ever sought her out instead of the other way around
I'm leaving Monday and the place is closed on weekends she wont be there until I'm gone

With 6 digits

With the third selection of the 2019 fren draft.. user is proud to select from Denmark..... Denmark

>has friendly interaction with cute girl
>thinks this means cute girl is interested
>turns out she is just friendly and has those interactions with literally everybody
>become obsessed over her and she tells your boss that your creeping her out
>get transferred
We've all been there user.

if bolts lose the series, do laffs become favourites?

incoming laffs collapse gonna be good

Calm your tits m8. I only knew her a week and see . I'm not obsessed over it. Just kinda miffed at not finding out what could have been. I'll be ok though, I'm always ok in the end.

vegas

West is gonna win the cup this year

/cric/ just called me, I traded them our second round fren pick and the sunbelt in exchange for South Africa

why are laffs fan scared of bolts but not teds?

There are so many OD deaths in Vancouver that the BC govt is renting cooling trucks to store the bodies

>relogoons getting frustrated

LETS GO FINLNAD (CANES)

>ferland is single handedly blowing this for the canes

>fernigger

god damn the caps are pansies

jesus brindamour is a gorilla

>history of clean hits
>obviously accidental
>tries to stop
>tries to go low
>ejected

NuHL is shit

I could make gay excuses but in reality, Finland just played better than Canada did. Sure Canada had a good start but didnt play a full 60 and Finland had an extremely focused noora Raty in net. She played the best I had ever seen her play this season and probably ever. Also finland had young legs but that's a given

Trudeau had his dog stolen by a vancouver ching chong for meat once so now he's getting his revenge

caps better put the randys away here

what a garbage call. nuhl bullshit.

Why do Russian players chimpout so often?

I wanna lick their young legs

>work part time as a server with other college students
>almost all the other servers are 8+/10 girls
>never ask out anyone even though i like several (don't want to "shit where i eat")
>meet new hostess girl
>pretty, smart, laughs at my jokes
>decide to quit a month ago
>last shift ask her out
>she politely says no
ya win some ya lose some

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steroids

>sharks-east

delete this team

this. Just because a co worker laughs at your jokes doesn't mean she wants to fuck you. Shes just being polite and it's at work so have some restraint.

based moving on user. Wish my room mate could learn how to do that. He's been obsessed with the same girl that turned him down three years ago because she wasn't single ever since.

that's the blots sweetie

unless you're an undercover cop or a WWI soldier on the front lines, how does being transfe... i can't even be bothered anymore....

I bought a digiorno frozen pizza today, what am I in for? Any tricks to make it good?

See
It's just a vent calm your tits

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

There are jobs that have multiple offices you NEET

Too high test

new

500

if you have some parmesan or red pepper flakes those are good
you can also drizzle some olive oil over the top before you bake

grow up. of course there are but is his old office going to teleport somewhere when he leaves?

the first no just means try harder..

>being transferred across state or to a different state entirely
>HURR WHY DONT YOU JUST GO SEE HER?
You grow up you retarded faggot.

you're just going to keep throwing out unfounded insults, aren't ya?

Only if you keep being retarded

>Acting like WC wins are more than a consolation prize for non-playoff and 1st round exit players

Theyre neat but kinda weak desu

You are forgetting the best kind of chili, Cincinnati 3-way

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>Cincinnati

fukkin dropped m8 get your weak ass spaghetti out of here

Imagine giving an OT winner up to Brooks fucking Orpik

>not liking Cinci Chili

Die desu

Based and howdypilled

BASED

getting pegged is emasculating