Manchester United vs West Ham United - Official Match Thread

reckon west ham will shit house there way to a 1-0 victory

>fraud, guy that cba and 28 year old prospect in midfield

Europa League it is for United then.

imagine the capacity if it wasnt for that stinkin railway

Fulbacon
Manbacon city
Crystal bacon
Bacon Wednesday
Liverbacon
Wolvbacon
Bacon hotspurs
Arsebacon
Baconlona
Real bacon
Atletico bacon
Bacon ham United

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so which team is more united?

oles at the wheel

>Rojo at LB

This never ends well

manutd.com/allredallequal
lmfao

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Whoever wins.

>3 players in space
>Shoots

Looks like Pogba in a midfield 2. I hope we sell him.

United should have waited another month before offering a full-time contract to Ole

Can't wait to see Ole get exposed lads

Looks like the flag of the German Empire. The Somme was all for nothing.

Should have just kept him as interim manager forever and never lose

don't hold your breath

>I hope we sell him
why?

>name is gunner

>his job was to shoot the ball at the goal

wow

WE’VE GOT PAYET, DMITRI PAYET

>Tfw Fred is becoming the new GOAT

>1st half
lolwut, why is there not a time?

I don’t think the team can be properly rebuilt until he’s gone. He’s extremely inconsistent and clearly wants to leave anyway.

We should be okay with 1 thread today lads, that is as long as West Ham don't take the lead.

Classic Pogba

honeymoon never lasts forever

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>Replays for Pogba taking his gloves off

i might debut my new meme and get 300 replies as a result

we were this close to greatness, this close

man u are finished

>refball

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>Smalling & Jones both given new deals

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THAT WAS ON

shit game so far desu

>West Ham reffballed again

>"United beaten only once on this ground this season in all competitions"

This commentator got the memory of a goldfish?

well, it is man utd v west ham

Lel mile onside

>Cardiff manager Neil Warnock speaking to Match of the Day: "There were two handballs really, you only have to look at the players reaction - he looked so guilty and the second one we felt there was a movement of the hand towards the ball. Mike must have seen something to go over and we're gutted really. I think Darren made the right decision and Mike has talked him out of it.

>"We gave Burnley too much credit really, I felt we could've done with more devilment in the final third. Our lads keep getting kicked in the teeth really, week after week.

>"My lads should surround the referee really, they had three lads in his ear straight away. I'm looking forward to hearing what they say - I'm sure when I get in there they'll all be singing from the same hymn sheet. Can I say I'm lost for words?

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Martial hasn’t improved at all since he arrived. Not a single aspect of his game is better.

Why dont you just score more goals then you hook nose freak

he does a lot of talking but not much in the way of quality football management

>Rojo forgetting that he's a defender

Every time he plays LB

yes

next henry la

Ole at the wheel™
United football style®

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This must be the most expensive Europa League team of all time.

which teams are bad to bandwagon? i need to pick a team and like man united uniform desu

Arselel got luck and Barca and Wolves are simply just better than us, no worries just a bad run of fixtures.

this is one of the worst man u kit's i can remember

Martial is like Mane but with much, much less footballing IQ

refball

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How to fix United
>sign a new manager every three months and his only job will be to scream VAMOS VAMOS in his language

Why does Wet Spam always get refballed against the top 6?

>BT Sports VAR studio saying it isn't a penalty

Because it isn't, VAR WHEN?

>BT

more refball lol

looked outside the box desu

Ref isn't even hiding his bias

Pogba sucks at pks

MAGISTERIAL penalty from the man mountain.

ATLETICO CELTA SHOCKING!!!

youtu.be/HSZU5t6RhIM

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Cheap ownership must be. Gotta pay the refball tax

wtf

Fucking refball, unbelievable

>14th UNited penalty this season

>ray hudson on prem
horrifying prospect

>Does nothing all game
>Scores a refball penalty
>Still does a gay dance

Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Juventus, PSG, Man City, Liverpool.
They are all the dominant teams. so if you start supporting them now you are a band waggoner/glory hunter.

is it that unbelievable? muh top 6 always get the decisions against lesser teams

>Refs keeping United in the top 4 race

Lmao

no era
fuck poonited

>20 minutes in

>VAR WHEN?
next season

>disallowed goal that was clearly onside
>penalty for a foul outside the box that wasn't even a foul
Shocking refball, typical for United really

Sorry lads it's me again

Do you have any links ?

some people actually rate ray hudson, fuck knows why

Should I get Optus sport to watch in Aus? In all other sports streaming has been fine for me but this has been a bad experience.

For all VARs troubles it’d sort things like those two incidents. The goal was onside and that was never, ever a penuldy.

This is embarassing

*dabs*

After watching all the leagues with VAR seeing games like this in the EPL is too painful. Such awful calls that could've been avoided

>This is your brain on potatoes

N

nipple

This has been one of the worst officiated seasons I can remember, absolutley embarrassing.

Liverpoo robbed west ham as well

I like him. He’s fun. I don’t think I’d like him if he was commentating on games I actually cared about.

Yes, it's good

Has died twice already.

On another note why does Pogba look so tall when he is only 190?

cant wait for var

GO DIE IN AN EARTHQUAKE YOU SLANTY EYED JUNGLE GOOK MUKBANG CLANG A DANG RICENIGGER

Webum of penalty decision? Was it on the line?

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Ole's at the wheel

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Okay cool, does it get all games?

footybite.com/football/manchester-united-vs-west-ham-united-live-stream/
something in there works

oh man

1ce93d272a397fdd5467064230aad3adde4d4e5d

ban incoming

He’s clearly taller than 190cm.

the thing is when EPL gets VAR it will be some shitty budget version and it'll be absolute shit and get things consistently wrong

hes actually only 160cm

This settles it, Bundesliga is officially better than the EPL.
La Liga > Bundesliga > EPL > Serie A > Ligue 1

pay nanbtes

Which teams wear orange kits?

A lot of his pears are small

>Barcelona resting Messi
>Utd resting McTominay

Tuesday will be an epic.

It gets every EPL and UCL match

wolves

Dundee Utd.

wolves
netherlands national team

BLUMPH!

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Wolves’ shirt isn’t close to orange. Please see an eye doctor.

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>ole's at the wheel

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AFC Eskilstuna

if you think this is yellow you must be a brainlet

MAULED BY THE TIGERS
YOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS

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Don’t get the Rice hype at all:

>ole's at the wheel

>he doesn't r8 the basmati busquets

lol

Who said anything about yellow?

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It’s gold-ish yellow. Certainly not fucking orange.

What number do you see here?

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Bruh that isn't fucking yellow

fool

Holy shit how much did Ole pay this ref?

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What does “JLingz” even do?

>le Tony Marshall

He’s gonna be dining out on that Fulham goal for the next 2 years.

4,607,723,452

>oles at the wheel

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*dabs*

Who mentioned yellow you dumb abbo

did he die?

It ain’t orange.

1488

For me it's Gomez

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Blackpool had proper orange kits when in PL IIRC

How did manure manage to collect so many lazy niggers together

all we needed was Lukaku and this would be high art

>JLingz does a meme handshake instead of a normal one

ok i was thinking of last years kit

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its fucking hilarious when fagbois like Lingard think they can intimidate other players

United REALLY fell for the pacy black lad meme.

holy shit i just remembered ashley young's performance against barcelona HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

playing out of the back is pure stupidity
when these retards finally solve football you'll see teams hitting the ball as far as possible short of it going out of bounds and immediately pressing, then after retrieving it around the box playing more methodically
like it or not, this is the optimal way to play your sport

This, sums up their problems

Lukaku is so fucking limited

>1 shot on target in 135 minutes of football
>It was a penalty

Worked for France

11 crosses and 0 completed
imagine beckham making 11 crosses, you'd have 11 shots on target

Their best players against Barca were not black. Imagine that

They had Griezpennn and GOATroud to be fair

My video message to wham fans
twitter.com/Realisiah1/status/1117110975864483852

yeah but they had Giroud to whip them into doing their jobs

Mctominay and lindelof aren't black?

Getting really fucking sick of De Gay’s line babby shit. As soon as his reactions begin to dip he’ll be exposed bigly.

Besides Mata, Fabianski and maybe Noble there isn't one player above 100 IQ on the pitch

JONES BUT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT!

Lukaku and Martial are PUSSIES. They never play with any intensity.

noble is one of the lowest iq players i've ever seen
guy is like PASHUN and GET STUCK IN and that's it

God I can’t wait for the day this faggots meme feet saves cost United a goal

It's because they are french.

Declan Rice?

West Ham have CLEARLY been the better side

2-1 Ham

De Gea and Zabaleta

Fred seems pretty black to me

this game screams out for alexis

half time egyptian king?

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ahem

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Who, De Gay? He has done a few times this season, as recently as the Arselel game.

>Pereira for Mata
>Greenwood for Lingard
>Rashford for Lukaku

Then we would actually a see some goals I'm sure

True, I assumed he was mestizo

what does this mick do exactly? my dead grandma passes better

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paul poobag is the quintessential lazy nigger

Imperious defending.

Is Attenborough’s Netflix show any good?

Lads anyone know how I can get out of paying Royal mail customs? Fuckers are holding my package even though their tracker says I have no charges.

Reminder that Joao Felix is pretty much already a United player.

is he unaware they are still saying the football's pish

Lukaku has been the best player so far

Me for De Gay would lead to some goals too

the market has changed a lot since fergie brought in ronaldo btw

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RemindMe! 1 September 2019

>it’s another refball episode
who do the refs love Manure and Liverpool so much ?

Lmao no

i shag nogs

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Lmao yes

>flag
yeah nah

om sarvesham svastir bhavatu
sarvesham shantir bhavatu
sarvesham purnam bhavatu
sarvesham mangalam bhavatu
om shantih shantih shantih

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>it’s a pundits over-analyse a Man Utd penalty that was correctly awarded episode

You mean Wolves

just bought a mcmuffin and a lotto 649 ticket

92033388
(you)

Clicked them all m8, only the last one was decent

>correctly awarded

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getting between a man u payer and the ball does not a penalty make

>colorblind
>balding
>small penis
>nyctalopia
>miopi
>mfw

Can you see the number?

Do you think when Pogba is getting ready to take a penalty he's just thinking about what dance he's going to do to celebrate?

Hardly. Probably 29. Ive done some test and im moderate color blind.

you are blinded by the dark side

yes, as well as chicken and rap music

>Utd thread wont even hit bump limit

Are all the customers saving themselves for the City game tomorrow?

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Loftus-Cheek bullied him so badly last week it was hilarious

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close. 28

i want to fuck sally from the hotels .com advert

This made me laugh.

Manchester United have never lost a Premier League game at Old Trafford when winning at half time.

well worth it though, what a celebration it was

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barton gonna get dabbed on by are boys in blue

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My video message to wham fans
twitter.com/Realisiah1/status/1117110975864483852

Malaysia poster I've already made that mistake

Nah, Yea Forumsee is kill

to be fair to malaysia, he always throws in a couple of nice ones as a reward to those who stick it out

:]

>manure

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA NEVER KDKDJEEJJDKWIAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJAJAHAHAHAHSDNDNNZAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>OLOUYES

BASED

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ayy lemmy
get fucked manky customers

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BASED

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fuck west ham

Finally, we got a game! COYI

hahahah manure are so shit

Oles at the wheel

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHA

EXPOSED

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL

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>OLES AT THE WHEEL

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>OLE

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>Molde Mourinho

We're coming

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Some people did something

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL

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>De gay

>de gay

>Olyes

maybe they should've held off on an extension until the actual end of the season

>de gay

>Molde Moyes

West Ham would be a top 3 team in any other league 2bh

Wet Spam goal webum.

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>de concedea

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APOLOGISE

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>Change at 54 minutes

OH NO NO NO

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>trashford

>leaving lingard on
>olyes

OLE AT THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZE

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Rojo looks at him like 5 times and still does nothing

MVP: Nordbro

Predictions for tomorrow?

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an equaliser doesn't mean he's exposed
don't buy into the meme

Haha but remember 99 lads Oles at the wheeeeeeeeel

0-2

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De Gea has been saving Utd like 20 points a season the last few years, gonna be fucking glorious when he's no longer around or in his prime.

Pain

it slips

2-3 with Hazard hat-trick

Nobody wants de Gea that could realistically sign him

2-1, 92nd minute offside winner

slip numéro deux

Could see him going to PSG, Roma just got bought out by Qatar so maybe they would splash the cash on him

i'm really liking that new steel banglez, aj tracy and mostack tune lads

ooo that would be glorious

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Martial's role is to dribble the ball up the wing in the 5th minute, nutmeg the RB, proceed to lose the ball, then do nothing for the rest of the game.

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henderson slip then giroud get it and scores

Or Qatar are planning to buy Roma allegedly, I thought it already happened

>gashford

Maybe, didnt hear that about Roma, is it the same owners as PSG?

>Ole's at the wheel

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Is it 29 I’m shit at these army said I’m colour blind

>Trashford

>Ole's at the wheel

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PSG are owned by Qatar

Yes I think so

jesus shut up, everything you say is wrong.

mental how much oil influences football
saudis want to buy united but slimy amerijews aren't selling

Fucking take Pogba off already, bag of shit wastes everything.

I'm all over the place right now, I was thinking of the Man City owners kek

West Ham should be up 2-0
Fucking disgrace this ref

Can some oil nation buy arsenal please?

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that's Paul Pogba, World Champion to you

>Ole's at the wheel.

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>slogba nowhere to be seen again
another penalty incoming

lol hopefully never

NO

big fan of playing lukaku, your giant lump of a nine, on the wing

>literally smacks the ball with his hand
>duhh what did I do

It hurts bros. . .

Is >Ole's at the wheel the most based shitposting of this Yea Forums era?

>being this much of a cuck

What a useless piece of skill by the nigger

BRIT ULTRA CHAD SPOTTED

>Ole's at the wheel.

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yes. Yea Forums is back

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no, because Yea Forums stole it from Man United fans

Is Ole a cuck?

>the meme that saved spee

This
also my message to wet spam fans
twitter.com/Realisiah1/status/1117110975864483852

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Unfair treat to Jones, he is not even the worst.

OLES AT THE WHEEL

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Manure bout to get shredded at Camp Nou

>ole's at the wheel

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Is it racist that I hate curry?

>chips and rice

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proper British meal

Every player is frustrated.
Is it a lack of direction?

the frustration that they're all not as good as they think they are?
I think that's it. Lukaku thinks of himself as the greatest Belgian striker of all time. Pogba has the weakest mind in world football.

>shitshitrito

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>rice
>and chips
>and poppadoms
madman

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>Ole's at the wheel

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HAMMERS BTFO

You now remember Pogba is on the pitch

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Barcelona just a bargain west ham

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did chicherito get fat?

UNLOCK YER SELF OLE

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*sleepwalks to a 0-1 home loss with 0 shots on target*
>w-what the?! MAGICAL management from the Baby-Faced Assassin™!
>he's got them playing again, and united are still in this tie, Martin, no doubt about it

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where's Alexis

wtf is ole doing lmao

How are we not winning this on our turf it's beyond me.

ole's at the wheel

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>Nacogdoches, TX
>Mexican
proper united fan tbf

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United will not qualify for CL for another 5 years
Screencap this.

>Ole's at the wheel.

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reminder; it should be 2-1

MY HEART BROS

Is he a man mountain of a manager?

ANTONIO

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>ole's at the wheel

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TROLLBAR

2-0

did i missed something? just tuned in desu

Ugh.
Only one of them (either one) losing is funny.
A draw is deeply unsatisfying.
I was already looking forward to West Ham Fan TV and a depressed Dom and Marshy ranting about how terrible their team is.

should be 3-1

DE GAY WHAT A SAVE

DE GOD

>greenwood

Old trafford means nothing anymore

oh shit

wow de gea saved one

DE GEA!!!!

de gea saving us again... ever since 2012

>de gayer

"Ole's at the wheel" has definitely substituted "UNLOCK ME, OLE".
Mourinho dying of laughter.

Pogba fucking blows

great subs by ole

>getting battered at home by west ham

fuck off

FUCK OFF REFBALL

REFBALL

>de gea is not greatest goalk-

racist

>Ole subs himself on
>Scores a fucking banger and shows United how it's done
>Lukaku does a 360 and walks away back to France

POGBOOM

how is that not a red

kek

Utter fucking joke

BENAULTY

. . .

HE MISSED BROS.
YOUR STREAMS ARE DELAYED BY MOSSAD, AND THEYRE MINING YOUR CPU

2 (two) goals you fucking racist

Pog Pogba piss off!

Joke penalty
Refball

HAHAHA

*dabs*

How is this not a red card?

theyre called penalties

>REFBALL

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De Gea literally saving this ass team lmao

They changed the rules ages ago ya fucking casual

Two PK's like most of his goals

and everyone's gonna gloss over this idiot's mediocre performance again because he scored two pens

i'm pretty sure new directives for the refs discourage giving out double major punishment (red+penal)

>ABUs

l o l

YES

>abus

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Two penalties, the true Man United Performance™

He never mentioned race. You two cunts are the ones that brought race into it. Also, Pogba does blow... the fucking sub-human nigger. :^)

*black man strolls around does nothing and gets 2 pens*

*poor little white guys struggle all game and get nothing*

typical

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>lellegrini

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>these flags
Don’t reply to me. Thanks.

>6th placed team in the PL with the 3rd most expensive team in the history of football
>>ABUs

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2 penalties - a fantastic deserved goal
United deserve to lose

Just tuned in
Is it another west ham play well and get refballed by a big club episode?

>celebrating a penalty like a normal goal
yikes, embarassing

>United still fighting for 4th when they play City

Feels wrong, but glad they're winning

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fair play, they need a bit of momentum in the build up to the city game

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What's worse is that some Man Utd fans will praise him for doing his utmost (when there's really nothing left to play for) to be hired by another (better) team.

Is there any doubt that utd pay off the refs anymore?

paul penba

Damn you’re upset

Stay inferior and poor you irrelevant prick

wonder if manure fans ever get tired of the blatant refball they get week in week out. must be boring having officials trying their absolute hardest to ensure you win each week which basically papers over the cracks of how shit you are

Pogba or Milivojevic?

Stay cucked and irrelevant you worthless fuck

dont forget that West Spam were denied a goal by the ref in the first half, saying they were offsides when they werent as cameras showed just seconds later, stupid brita should get VAR already

ya seethe?
ya finna 'avin a ding-dong diddly seethe ya simps?

cope

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Manchester United second goal webum.

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interesting thing about ABU posting is that most of it is wishful thinking that doesnt reflect reality, but rather an imagined version of reality where man utd represents somebody, say a father figure or a school bully, and bad things happening to united is like the ABU fulfilling a twisted fantasy wherein they inflict bad things upon said figure through the proxy of united
it's genuinely pathetic, and while these people go away and try to get in touch with their spiritual selves, i suggest they should have a separate match thread from those of us who are actually watching and enjoying the game

LOL
>tell a steward

Benuldy call.

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>momentum
>literally getting outplayed by west ham at home

Just how fucking dumb are Manure players? West Ham had like 10 corners and all of them were on Felipe on who sends in in the box lmao

Every club has figured out United jew owners know nothing about soccer and just charge triple for each player. This is a £200m squad that they paid £600m for.

whitey mad

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imperious

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Jones has been shot

Messi sends his regards.

how isn't that a red tho

HES FUCKING DEAD HOLY SHIT

Jones has such heart

thanks for the tip

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absolute state of manure not being in the top 4

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wtf how did he got a cut?

he barlely touched him

OH NO NO NO

2 goals from the best midfielder of the century. eat shit haters and smalldicked racists

>Bleeding from the head
>Ref keeps play going
Someone shoot this cunt, utterly incompetent from start to finish

Get walloped Jonesy
How has that little tap cut him up, skin like construction paper

what a pass

kek

Punished jones

>Utd most penalties

Hardly a surprise, most of the refs are from manchester

De Gea MOTM

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>Paul Pogba MOTM

based, not easy for a midfielder to score two goals

jonesy looking like rambo

thats a big cut

>he barlely touched him

Just like most injuries, it only looks that way in slow motion.

>hoofball

what a pass indeed

Elbow to sweaty thin skinned forehead

Why’s this game so boring

sounds lewd

Doesn't get the ball, deffo a penalty. Shouldn't be red though, he wasn't clear on goal.

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what time does match of the day comes on in england?

that's not what hoofball is

>s-stop scoring penalties that you’ve earned

ABUs are troubled people.

>manUre, chelsea, tottenham gettting disgusting refball decisions every week winning them crucial points
>meanwhile the exact opposite is happening to arsenal and still wouldn't be awarded a penalty if a player was literally killed in the box

why does the FA hate Arsenal so much?

10:30

Time traveller here
Spammers win 3-2 and Ole calls Pogba an ape, big kerfuffle in the post

half 10ish usually

How many points will VAR cost man utd next season? I'm guessing somewhere between 20 to 30 points.

The question then becomes who the stinking paki bandwagoners will go and support when they become lower midtable

OLE’S AT THE WHEEL

Arse anal confirmed small club

The pakis have already jumped ship to Liverpool.

0 based on today's game

>different instructions from Ole and Carrick

>0 based on today's game

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GLORY

GLORY

>Lingard clean through on goal
>Ref blows the full time whistle

Based

mike riley licking his lips at tonight's performance. big pay rise coming for this ref

There's only ONE UNITED in England, remember that wet spam fags!!!

ggmu

Another display of tactical genius by Ole

>pogba and the ref winking at each other while shaking hands
hmm

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what on earth are you talking about

it's been a rough road, but I'm glad we got Ole at the wheel bros

>the amount of luck this shitter has been riding

ridiculous

at least he's there long term

hey guys did you know paul pogba's initials are PP hahahaah dont you get it guys Peepee hhaha :)

Yay, more Dom and Marshy tears

>bacon ham united
>not west bacon united