HUESCA vs. FC BARCELONA

NO WATCHI

>Konami
>Rakuten
>let's get the only white guy on the cover
lmao

¡Aúpa mi Huesqueta!

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No Messi No Wa-
>Dembouz is starting
Gonna be a good game lads

Lifelong Huesca fan here, fuck Barca.

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ace strim pls

>Murillo
Finally

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HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE sca

Stop ciudades con cuestas.

Huesca or West Ham?

So wait, there's 3 DC?

>Wague
>Todibo
Whosmt've?

*scores*

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This match will be fun.

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ACE STREAM?

Wague is a young promise from Senegal. An odd signing considering they have 2 quality right wing backs.

Todibo the future busquets.

what's more fun, watching Huesca or setting myself on fire?

Is this assassin's creed 2?

He's shit though

Tfw he should be the new flacao, but nobody seems to realise it.

Are you implying he is the new Mina?

is huesca down to 10 men yet?

cause im nice

acestream:// c3bda12b628b3cd164493242767e681978bd2a8f

Unfortunately that's the case in Colombian football. A player is only ever realized he's good until is slightly too late. I blame journalists for not covering it properly .

no reason not to do both

Yes, pisses me off desu
Why are they so lazy?

I fucking hate the commentator

the color pink should be illegal

Ter Stegen, Puig, and Aleña. The Barcelona's almost All Blacks

>first stream opened
>based Paco Gonzalez y Manolo Lama are commentators

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Messi would have completed his hat trick by now

NO MESSI

Thanks for reminding me of this semen demon gonna have a wild fap at half time.

>SAUCE!

No problem bro

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Look at that beautiful blue sky. It’s a nice part of the country.

whos the pretty shit player youve always secretly rated?

mines KPB

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Spain looks beautiful this time of year.

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Sky is perfect blue here but it's still fucking cold

Any country looks nice when it's sunny.

What the fuck is a Riqui Puig

Syria, for example

>mfw searching syria on google images literally only gives you war pics
How sad.

>Rakitic injured
when?

FUUUUUUUCK WHY DIDNT HE CHIP THE KEEPER

>Malaga

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that's some real quality animation

Is Todibo any good? Do people actually rate him?

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la capital mundial

A small Ricardo Puig

he has potential to be at worst a squad player, I think he can be a busquets replacement

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vidal is good desu

fug it started, was watching that shit juventus game where they are getting cucked

based

>a non Catalan Busquets replacement
Rare for Barca

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>Puig

does he have elite potential or just another La Memesia fraud that will end up in bottom table team?

What?

It's just huesca being shit

riqui puig is shit

boateng is fucking shit

Aleñá is playing very poorly

Odegaard - Joao Felix - Riqui Puig

The new GOATs

Sooo Messi makes all of these guys play better clearly, it's like missing the driving gear

Is he playing?
He looks very promising in highlights

t. handegg subhuman

this is a glimpse into the future without Messi and Suarez...it’s going to be ugly

>implying both teams arent shit

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Are you retarded? Almost the entire A team isn't playing. Even Busquets would make all these players better

How am I implying that? Stick to watching apehoop.

Why don't you just post the best girl of that shitty show?

is Umtiti finished?

yes

I'm replying to a mass reaction, it implies that both teams are clearly playing bad, go jump in croc infested waters Kyle.
I am

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Do you guys think Dembele is already a top player? He has good moves besides his speed.

>commentators going off on some tangent about how one of the players was an amateur for fairly long
Come back to me when he manages to make the NT, despite being an amateur until his 20s

he's good as a 5, played against girona in the catalan supercup there and he was pretty decent, better than at cb for sure

He's not bad, just not worth his price point. Give him 2 years tops until he properly develops.

Serra Ferrer era tier. Or worst.

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just like when ronaldinho and etoo left, right?

He started as a DM

shouldn’t be suprising, Huesca is a small team, everything below the second division is semi pro or amateur

He was insane for like 2 seasons at Milan

He is pretty good what game are you watching? The two better chances that have been made have gone through him. He could use more muscle mass to protect the ball though.

Riqui Puig isn’t the new Messi

Puig reminds me of Kuroko. Invisible, but very good at first touch passes.

>half time
>no goals
Someone score already

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>De Jong
>Arthur
>Puig
Kino midfield desu.

>no messi to score a hat trick against 10-men huesca

what's the point of living anymore

why am I even watching this shit match
>barça without messi or suarez
>scoring
>ever

if valverde stays and they don't bring a good coach like ten hag that has the balls to drop suarez, pique, rakitic etc they won't be serra ferrer tier
BUT if valverde stays, they don't sell rakitic, riqui puig goes to city, arthur gets fat, they don't replace suarez in 2 years and don't buy de ligt, they are doomed lol

off your argie proxy, twain

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>le best league in the world meme

an everton vs fulham game is literally 3 times more than this, and this game involves fucking barca.

la liga is actually a joke

>mfw atleti can finally win a league again now

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A fat ignorant American Barcelona Messi poster and s-y consumer was teaching a class on Lionel Messi, known choker

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Messi and accept that he is the most highly-sophisticated player the world has ever known, even greater than Cristiano Ronaldo!"

At this moment, a brave, cultured, anti-Liverpool Romanian poster who had served 1500 query requests from his football database and understood the necessity of clutch and fully supported all transfer decision made by Jorge Mendes stood up and held up a football.

"How old is this football, pinhead?"

The arrogant American smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “3 weeks, you stupid gypsy, Messi scored a hat-trick against Espanyol with that”

”Wrong. It’s been 10 years since Messi last scored with it in the Champions League quarterfinals. If he was the GOAT, as you say, then this drought shouldn't have happened.”

The American was visibly shaken, and dropped his laptop and s-ylent bottle. He stormed out of the board crying those fat s-yboy tears. The board applauded and registered on Instagram to follow @CR7 that day and accepted Ronaldo as their idol and GOAT.

The American lost his Yea Forums pass and was banned the next day. He stopped watching "gay soccer" and Barcelona never won a title again for all eternity.

Yeah user, who could have expected this? I mean, B squad Barcelona against the very last team in the league? How could this not be a riveting match full of exciting action and incredible goals?

I want to fuck riqui puigs boipussy desu

NO AL RACISMO

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>taking the bait

>implying pep's team without messi wouldn't have won the treble
LMAOing at you rn, if bojan played as a false nine he would be the goat now

imagine actually rewriting a copypasta to defend p*naldo

this game is like the last week of school after exams

Jovic seems like a good 9 but his dad and management want him to play a lot of minutes and I bet messi refuses to play with others that arent rating then you have coutinho eating up dembele space.

Oops this was for

negro cabron

>bojan
Stop this meme. You are always taking about him. You are probably that delusional Catalan from the Venezuela - Catalonia friendly.

Messi ruined Bojan's career and many more (Eto'o, Riquelme, Zlatan, Basile, Tevez, Villa.)

>La Masia? More like La Shittia amirite?

>Katie is on 2 prescriptions
>her son is on one two
>mfw American ads just accept it as fact that average families take multiple prescription medications
>mfw no face can describe this fuckery

that was me, not him
glad to see you're still butthurt the catalan messi wrecked your shit national team

watch Barca appoint Quique Setién next and collapse spectacularly

Imo if they bring jovic in suarez should become a super sub, similar to what henrik larsson was for barca

amerifats are products that corporations use to increase their profits

when I realised that everyone in America is on some kind of pills everything made sense

>Eto'o
Won three CLs
>Riquelme
literally who argie didn't do shit in Europe
>Teves
Had a decent career in England
>Villa
Won a world cup
>Zlatan
One of the most popular footballers
Careers fucking ruined shm

Imagine being the most talented player of all time & then get surpassed by a tall guy that jumps high 41-16 in Champions League late-stage goals

>plays b team in league, win league comfortably
>play a team in CL, never make it past QF

wow, nice """league""" you got there

suarez is already obese while being a starter
if he becomes a sub, he'll reach 150kgs easily

>twain having a meltdown because everybody ignores him
lmao

that's not me lol, why are you so butthurt?

Good to know your still butthurt that Catalonia is not a recognized nation, stay cucked by the Castilians.

Boateng definitely

>muh second leg statpadding is okay when ronaldo does it!!!
pathetic, twain. just pathetic

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>Messi is not even playing but he surely won't miss a single barca match

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he's even replying to himself lol

and it was worth it

I haven't watched so far, how have Malcom and Dembele looked?

Would've thought they'd get a goal or something by this point. Wtf?

It really does. They seem to all be on some kind of mood modifier

baste leaf

>Twain has gotten so humiliated by the GOAT that he has donned the Argentinian flag
LMAO

>Messi is the goat, here's his goal against 10men Real from 2011

>you still dont believe me? here's another goal against 10men Real in la liga

>you still dont believe me? here's his goal against 10men Atletico in la liga

>you still think Messi is not the goat? here's his 40 hattricks against Betis

>you still think Messi is not the goat? here's Luke Shaw's own goal

yes I can finally see now, Messi is goat lmao

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Why is Twain so autistic?

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nice pasta

I didn't even mention messi Twain, i just said you were replying to yourself lol

Except for a time at Villarreal, Riquelme was a player that wasn’t good enough for the elite euro football, but far too good for America.

>He pays money to post about the GOAT

>important trophies for Messi fans: la liga, copa del rey, juan gamper trophy

>trophies that Messi fans think are shitty and useless: copa america, world cup, champions league

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>messi not playing
>messi is still living rent free in those autistic retards's heads

wow Barca reserves are dogshit

SOMEONE PLEASE

>inb4 messi apologists saying la liga and copa del rey are really really hard to win and every other trophy is irrelevant

>if Huesca actually manages to win their chances of staying would probably double

zizou itself said that was the hardest thing to win

>need to score a goal
>jordi Alba is warming up
>Valverde

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>2016
>messoy fans: haha Ronaldo statpads what a fraud

>2017
>messoy fans: haha Ronaldo statpads what a fraud

>2018
>messoy fans: haha Ronaldo statpads what a fraud

>2019
>messoy fans: oh shit Ronaldo won a euro and 3 CL in a row wtf what now messibros?
>oh I know lets shit on Ronaldo's kids and say Messi is goat because he statpads against Eibar

huesca are going to end up winning this but it literally doesn't matter at all

nice new proxy

They are both meh in this formation and team. But they are the better players

every thread twain touches, he bingoes

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IMAGINE STRUGGLING AGAINST FUCKING H U E S C A.

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I kind of hope Huesca lose just so Valverde doesn't gets sacked

pure autism

>messi can't even score huesca now

red card incoming

he won't get sacked for losing against huesca

What will it take for him to get sacked?

He gave Barca their first CL win away since Arsenal and probably their first ever win at Old Trafford

losing la liga, the cup and the champions in 6 days

getting eliminated by united

still a worse performance than psg did at old trafford

telling messi he should drop the sprites and pizza and be more professional

>do bingo
>crossed out seven squares already
he's actually fucking insane kek

Lol no. He was humiliated by roma.

failing in the CL this season and again next season

>4 - 4

>He pays to talk about Messi
>He comments every single minute of the day
>He switches proxies unironically believing that he will trick people into thinking it's not him
>He's on Yea Forums every single day
>He opens every thread about Messi
>He deletes threads that expose him
pure concentrated autism

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I wish he do bring fucking abel Ruiz in. It do make sense to play these Barcelona b players together because they know each other better.

no one said that Ronaldo was a fraud. But if you keep comparing him to Messi, of course everyone is going to look at Messi first. You write your own cuck fantasy so you can insert yourself as the last defender of tsu but all you end up doing is posting about Messi 24/7. You don't even care about tsu. You decide to ignore everything but the champion's league since even you realized that Messi was the best there ever was in league and domestic competitions. So you claim that only the CL matters regardless of the low number of games played and the ridiculously bad matches, especially the finals. Messi will always be the GOAT whether you like it or not, because no one gives a shit about a mentally ill canadian who sleeps 5 hours a day and spent the rest on 4channel posting about Messi.

We get it, you love Messi

Spamming your shitty cringe pasta won’t make it a meme

lol Vidal is shit

thank you. All my streams have gone to shit now seemingly too

He ruined their careers by being better than them? Good logic traitor

the one thing that saves Messi right now is Barcelona's board pumping hundreds of millions into Dembeles and Coutinhos to make him look good.
Ronaldo doesn't have this at Juventus, they're not even top10 financially. also Perez didnt give a fuck since 2014.

so dont worry, Barcelona will spend another 300m in the next transfer window and Messi will still score hattricks against Huesca until he retires.

If they fuck up this year and again next year. Barcelona have lost less than 5 domestic games in the last year I think

kot-inho

he used to be decent coming on as a sub but past 2 games he's been shocking

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shall be gradually improving my OC twain bingo as I learn more about this stunted gypsoy

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From what I’ve seen Dembele has been pretty good every time he touches the ball, sometimes he holds on to it too long though

>Puig out
why not Aleñá

juventus reached the CL final 2 times in the last 4 years

thanks again lads

Trust me, don't feed him. He'll go on forever with logical fallacies and lies. He's schizophrenic btw.

that's not twain, this one is really stupid, you can feel the low iq

>POOtinho

It definitely is him. He posts just like him.

>implying Twain isn't low IQ already

messoy fans attitude towards Juventus is trully fascinating

>Ronaldo goes to Juve
>messoy fans: Juve were already a stacked team who played two CL finals recently
>Ronaldo scores a hattrick against Atletico, a team who also reached two CL finals recently
>well ofcourse he did, Atletico is literal garbage

I'm sure he hates all the attention you're giving him.

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the absolute state of Barca “prospects” who can’t find a way past Huescan farmers who earn about €5k per month

>Murillos ass right on screen

What the fuck is wrong with Twain? Seething against Messi and defending a fotball player ofr 24 hours per day is beyond insane

>cant speak/understand the english language after 15 years of elite european football
now this is low iq

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>Umtiti builds a wall
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

this barcelona squad is literally second division tier, it's embarrassing to watch

Everytime

Why didnt valverde just play Ruiz, boateng is awful.

And the actual Barca B is in the 3rd division

You now remember coutinho is actually in the field rn.

no

>mahou ads

BASED

He’s wasted as a wing back desu

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atletico got kicked of the CL in the group stage last season, they lost 4 0 to dortmund.

awful beer

gib stream

It's only 6 minutes left.

it’s the Budweiser of Spain

gotta say, coutinho fits well with the b team

It's great. But I might be biased as my family is from Madrid.

I'm warning you now he won't concede to reason

Better than Estrella tbf

wrong

it's really fucking bad user. san miguel, mahou and cruzcampo are the holy trinity of Spanish pisswater

>Getafe will play in the CL next season
lol

it's kind of sad watching coutinho play. He seems so desperate and desoriented

Based ngubu

Who did Coutinho come in for? Tried to check it up but Google didn't even report it

>he's actually monkeyzuelan
lmao I knew it

t. Asensio

Dembele

Kek

Iniesta kek

Are Barca going to continue this managerial policy post-Messi? If so they’re gonna fall off the fucking map.

They will choke and go to EL
Valencia is the one going for the CL

Still better than the beer we have here.
Also miles better than San Miguel or cruzcampo

Alhambra is the best Spanish beer

dembélé

thanks bro
lel, not what I meant

Puig was at least creating chances. Coutinho literally disappeared as soon as he touched the grass.

sofascore.com/barcelona-huesca/rgbspKj

>not having sofascore bookmarked

Nah, they are wining Europa Kek leting getafe have a spot

Munir and Alcácer are better than Boateng ffs

I know it's like Barca's 3rd team but it's kind of baffling they've not managed to score with Vidal, Umtiti, Coutinho, Alena, Dembele all having minutes. Is Arthur on too

thank you two too

wouldn't say it's the best but of the big brands it's one of the legit good ones

Huesca is a pretty based city. Beautiful castles and river

yeah mass market I mean

coutinho needs to fuck off this summer
he should stay benched, his value goes down every time he plays

What a boring fucking game

this
I wasn't expecting anything and I still was disappointed

>74% possession
>Not even more than 2 shots on target

So much for La Masia

As soon as Ajaxs current manager is available Barcelona has to swoop him.

He's not that good though

So Messi got rested? Now what excuse will he have for choking?

Puig was good though

There's alot of pressure to play for Barca and certain players can't handle it

another blow in the face?

Broken nose.

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it was only good to see b players, expected shit game
todibo looked great
puig was quite good
aleña was quite shit
wague was great in attack, but nervous in defense
malcom had his moments but dissappeared, bad
arturo vidal was great
dembele looks recovered and sharp
COUTINHO WAS EMBARRASSING WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS FAGGOT
boateng is retired
murillo meh

can't blame them for the shit game, they had never played together, using a different system and liga almost over. Coutinho should leave already

Coutinho is more finished than Umtiti

He is competing well in every championship with great tactical play. Valverdes play is shit and boring and lacks personality.

Cl elim before final and hes out. A cl final loss and not winning cl next year.

They dominate la Liga but that's at the expense of gassing players by the end of the year and losing cl

Based Iranian clone

He flopped a lot in the Eredivisie though. He has been consistently lately. But if he makes a mistake, it will be hard one

>Messoy cope

On retrospect, we should've realised here that he payed to post, there's a lot of evidence.

>"twain" mentioned 13 times in this thread
>more posts about proxies than posts about barca
lmao
proud of you argie bro.

>"proud of you argie bro."
>he's proud of his samefagging

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lmao how sad

Jesus christ, you're an embarrassment

ohhh twain expoopsed

we need to go deeper.
let's see if you can hit the bump limit with nothing but posts about twain and proxies.