OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Got a decent gay bench?

not feeling too good today gents

>I only watch sports to be entertained and have no investment in them
plastic cunt

yeah I'm a real sucker for not getting invested in men kicking a ball around

Deciding between
>Brighton & Hove Albion v AFC Bournemouth
>Burnley v Cardiff City
Which match will be better?

>le sportsball!

Burnley v Cardiff actually matters, should be a good game

mad cuz true lmaooo

>BBC Radio 5 live has chosen to cover Burnley

Fuck sake

>no mings or grealish
utterly fucked it lads

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really struggle to find a soccer saturday stream these days

>yeah I'm a real dick sucker for not getting invested in men kicking a ball around
Agreed.

channel 601 on freeview

don't have a TV

get one

'ate Stockport County

That's about all I have to say on the matter, lads.

well I have a tv but no aerial or dish or anything like that

get an aerial

that would cost money, defeating the point of streaming for free

gulls lads

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that's life you scrounging little povvo cunt

bender

I found one while you were bellyaching so get fucked
I will never pay for entertainment

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>I will never pay for entertainment
how are you on Yea Forums then

Yea Forums is free dumbass hahahahah

Quality start to a thread lads.

Away at Boro today, should be a laugh. Not sure about naming an unchanged side for the third game in a row when we only just wiggled past Wigan.

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>Free
Internet
Device
>Kys

>Brighton & Hove Albion v AFC Bournemouth
>Burnley v Cardiff City
>Fulham v Everton
>Southampton v Wolverhampton Wanderers
See you at 5:30 boys

anyone got stream for the cardio burnley match? Reddits got nothin

if there is any racism this weekend i'm killing myself

oh yeah I could be one of those people who just doesn't have an internet connection because this is the 90s and it is a totally optional and frivolous thing

fuck off and watch baseball or something you yank cretin

too many nigs on these teams la
do a flip

oh fuck off there's NO room for racism in /3pm/

>NO room for racism
/3pm/ is a Kick It Out general, roomer

calm mate im from Lancashire just in the states visiting family

Would you take the playoffs if possible?

Also five years since
>5-3
What a weird game that was.

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course they are dickhead

oy mate what's with you today right? woke up in the sheep barn again aye lad?

>I-I'm british lad, aha lad

what are you on about?

I don't think we'll make it, but yeah why not. We're not going up and the club is going to get ruined in the summer so I'm just enjoying the moment.

Great sunny day at Wembley that, only beaten for me by the 2008 Playoff final. Objectively one of the best games at the new stadium tbqh.

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>doggerhampton dogs

>Wolves

Based southampton

>Saiss in again instead of England's Brave Ryan Bennett

what a fucking joke. Nuno has lost it

>yeah I'm a real sucker for not getting invested in men kicking a ball around

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>Swanshit

bit late mate i'm not even doing that character any more

>Ipswich need to win to stay up
>Just went down 1-0 to Birmingham

that's what you get for sacking /ourmick/

youtube.com/watch?v=0OQT1psCoAc

one of my favourite videos on youtube

>bumper set
yikes

>to stay up
more like delay their relegation for a few days
they are toast

Sunderland 0-1 Coventry City

GOAL - Sunderland 0 Coventry City 1 (Bright Enobakhare 12')

Speak to me hun x

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based

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GOAL - Sunderland 1 Coventry City 1 (Honeyman 15')

Tell me about Cardiff?
How can they escape relegation?

Charlton Athletic 0 - 1 Luton Town

Football isnt ready for his comeback

Sunderland 1-1 Coventry City

need to have an update on this man's living status
feel obliged to root for them just so he doesn't die with his team being a complete embarrassment

once he's in the ground I can start rooting against them again

>wolves will compete for top 6 next season la!
How fucking delusional are these people who spout this garbage? Reddit tier """underdog""" team carried by some draws against the top 6, yet still loses to Huddersfield, Cardiff, and whatever relegation fodder who somehow are still in the league

Literally who would take him?

GOAL - Sunderland 1 Coventry City 2 (Bright Enobakhare 18')

>swanshit

>Jimmy Dunne doesn't start for Sunderland
What went wrong?

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imagine getting bummed by QPR of all teams

Lyon or Inter

>Getting shagged by QPR

>The state of Taff football

>190kg

>Blunderland

Please respond

>lost more games against the bottom 4 than the top 6

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Lincoln have taken the lead.
As it stands they will be in the 3rd division of English football for the first time since 1999, a 20 season absence.

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If Rafa leaves I'd have him at Newcastle

They have to get more points than the 18th place team hope this helps

I don’t think he would go to a wee club tbqh

/3pm/ is a load of English lads discussing the football league while a few foreigners make boring posts about shite prem football

Based year counter user

I don’t really follow but thanks anyway

He will once Ashley sells us to Vince McMahon

Who gives a shit about foreigners tbqh?

I wonder if Michelle Owens legs quiver during orgasm

The clubs foreigners bandwagon rarely play at 3pm on a Saturday.

GOAL - Sunderland 1 Coventry City 3 (Bright Enobakhare 26')

Shut up you virgin

SUNDERLEL

Blunderland 1 - 3 Coventry

Solihull Moors 1-1 Havant & Waterlooville

Fuck off Pulis

>sunlun

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>Take early lead
>Promptly let Wolves do what they like

What are you doing Ralph?

well thats a nice goal

That.

ward-prose will score an FK goal

Winning, they scored again

ah yes the dreaded evil bandwagoning foreigners who watch fucking burnley vs cardiff and brighton vs bournemouth. get over yourself.

come back tomorrow for "super" sunday if you really want to see foreigners posting.

Cardiff GONE

BASED BLACKMOND

>top bins

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the sheep shaggers are down
good riddance

>Colin Wanker

I would like to apologise for this post, my words were rash and hasty.

you're still fucking cringe
jog on and focus on your own league

>No welsh teams in the PL next season
Based

wtf sims

really really really hope brighton get relegated next year the bent cunts

Remember when it slipped lads

I've rated him highly since his debut but he can't shoot for shit

Also Reading are mongs for not giving him much game time

Watch your own fucking blonde haired meat ball eating oil rig workers league then

No, remind me what happened in detail

Just a heads up boys
Atletico Madrid v Celta Vigo
live on ITV 4 and 5:30pm
enjoy

Why do people always meme about Sunderland, they concede and let things go early but bring it back at the end of the match. They've done this a good 3-4 times Yea Forums has memed about them.

don't care we voted brexit

I am you fucking mouthbreathing retards, but it usually doesn't collide with english football

Mou will go to Newcastle to jerk off about Bobby Rosbon after Ashley promises him "all available funds". Mou will realise what that means after the summer transfer window closes and spend most of the season bitching about it hard, will be out before Christmas.

>no streams of highest scoring match
why is footybite so shit? i want wolves vs southampton

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Because they're somehow not in the top 2 despite being the biggest club in the division.

you must be really pissed off it's not happening then

Horrid post.

do something else then
don't want you watching MY football

>not in the top 2
>but they still have a game in hand to go top 2

What did he mean by this?

This.

The funny thing is. Both Portsmouth and Charlton deserve to be above them.

Haha imagine if Disney reveal Chewbacca is actually black, would they then call him Chewblacka haha?

I meant they should be in the Top 2 comfortably.

fuckin plastic foreners dont watch our league
>league is two thirds foreign
>almost all teams foreign owned
>all top teams foreign managed

ok sweetie...

GOAL -Sunderland 2 Coventry City 3 (Wyke 42')

says transmission interrupted

Five goals in the sunderland match already

COVENTRY NO

DON'T FUCK THIS UP

yes it will
be quiet

They will be though.

Elite post

sunderland score!

'member when there were no blacks in space?

>lando

As if we wouldn't prefer if it weren't that way

had 10 grand on under 4.5 goals in the first half of the Sunderland game

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alright love

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Not comfortably though. Anything less than automatic promotion would be failure IMO.

Sure

So basically Liverpool where 5 points clear with 3 games to go. With a win against Norwich (lol). Liverpool legend Steven Gerard said to his team after the game in a passionate huddle ‘This does not fockin slip now’, in a metaphorical sense. Then, against Chelsea in one of the last games, Gerard quite literally slipped on his arse and cost Liverpool the game by giving the ball to Chelsea sticker Ba. In one move (or slip) , giving away Liverpools first ever Premiership title.

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What will you do when we exit the EU at 11:00pm on the 31st of October 2019?

Well, in our place, we'll crack open a bottle of the finest Sussex bubbly to celebrate, and we'll look forward to a brilliant future ahead of us for our country.

he wasn't a real black until he turned traitor though

>the city of southampton defence

or as a normal person would say 'we'd prefer it that way'

>31st of October 2019?

*gets pushed back and the MPs decide it's all too much hassle and we stay in*

heh, nothing personal

i'll be shedding a tear for you and your future
(not really because it won't happen)

really hope newcastle get relegated and rafa cries

Based

Cmon Everton lets scor sum fakin goals you fuckin bums.

nononononono are nige is rallying the troops as we speak. you'll see

CAM ON CHARLTON

We're safe

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This seems unbelievable, surely a universe with a loving god wouldn't allow a man to make such an enormous fool of himself. I demand photographic evidence.

GOAL -Sunderland 3 (Charlie Wyke 46') Coventry City 3

>pooventry

Based Sunderland

OIVE 'AD ENUFF DA MPS ARE DESTROYIN THE WILL OF DA PEOPLE, WE 'AVE TO DO SUMFIN

*puts on a brew and goes to watch some tv and does nothing*

Trust Coventry to slip a 2 goal lead.

Absolute joke.

Can we stop being a useless bunch of wankers for a few minutes please? Southampton are shit and if we could actually defend, we might help our case for 7th.

Get lost Jonny foreigner.

BASED sunderland

>mfw this episode on season 2 on netflix

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Wow look at that, exactly what I said Sunderland would do, only they did it in the first half and can walk away with the second half, Yea Forums stop being so retarded.

>Coventry Hobos

let's be fair, most of the people that voted leave are dead now. it makes perfect sense to repeal it at this point
plus the remain voters have been moaning really really loud, let's just give them what they want and get on with life

youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=UwmkBW9Hxec

see what I mean? all the English lads are talking about sunderland then you get this one foreigner blabbing on about everton
who fucking cares?

Nobody cares

>getting this upset over your club being mocked
Stop crying.

You cared enough to reply to my post, please reply again and suck my shlong.

13 year old tier banter
cringing hard

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Thank you again, can we go for another? Just this one more for now, then again when Sunderland win at FT.

cute kiss

>mf whenever someone refers to bristol city as just 'Bristol'

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Up the Charlton
Red Army lets go

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It's such a shame you can't watch League 1 games.

is this /bundes/?

go to the ground you plastic cunt

whats stopping you watching them?

oh yeha mate I can't wait to spend 20 quid to sit around in the cold and wet with no action replays or reverse angles
fuck off

>neverton

This was always going to happen. Most predictable result of the day.

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Too far away

This. In-form Everton always maxes out at 3 matches.

NOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE PREM

oh dear oh dear
colin will be seething again

We're 1-0 up away from home to the league leaders. Lend us your power so our busparking in the second half is successful.

lelverton

lmao warnock gonna have a coronary

colin wanker haha

call yourself a fan
you pathetic cunt

I'm English I can talk about what the fuck I want you cunt

More quality fucking refereeing.

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>Losing 3-0 to QPR
The state of Swansea.

>having this wimpy attitude unironically

Problems not with the prem, its the foreign plastics who bandwagon it

I pay my sky subscription

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He's going to die of a heart attack before the end of the season

Grow a pair you fucking drip

well done
have a biscuit

I want to give warnock a hug

What happened this time?

you're not really selling 'le matchday experience' to me lads

Oh wait, just read it. What a surprise it was Mike Dean again.

poof

You would understand if you had friends or family to go with you

Mike Dean finally getting revenge for the coin to the face

michelle owen asking for kisses

>commentator refers to Adama as a speed merchant
Bit insulting desu

Lamps solving bankruptcy

redmond is thicc

Is there a nationwide stadium ban or something? Of course you can go watch League One football!

up the fucking villa
8 on the bounce

where's the lie

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He means on TV because he's a casual prick.

That b8 was too obvious, but made me lol.

Another one for the list of secretly gay footballers

wow gay

reckon ashley barnes is my least favourite player in world football

He can also do stepovers.

cringe

GOAL -Sunderland 3 Coventry City 4

>blunderland

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I only deal in prime bait

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>Warnock has to go and defend his words after the Chelsea game to the FA this week

They might be doing two after this.

Oh. Supporting a League One club but refusing to actually support them is fucking pointless. At least BPL plastics get top quality football to watch on TV.

>sunderland

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MEME GAME

Blunderland is the gift that keeps on giving

>PL
>quality football

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>this is the face of Austrian football
lmao

nooo why do foreigners like our league when 70% of it is foreign

>tfw both your Premier League clubs play eachother

Anyone else have this problem? Should I not watch it or just hope for a draw?

I generally root for the team I have been supporting longer

Have the (You) lad, it made me giggle

need sue smith to be my big lesbian bff
we could go the football, we could go popworld, we could discuss the state of the labour party, it'd be great

>Junior Toilet

For fuck's sake

>Swanshit

>tfw Berwick Rangers fan

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Once knew a girl like that, she was the most sexually forward person I've ever met, flirted with every girl she met, proper based. Shame she supported Newcastle.

seething

>Neverton

pseudo jock cunt

michelle looks like she wants to cry

>Neverton

>Everton could realistically finish 7th

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pseudo english cunt

villa are pissing all over this league
just promote us now

You just don't understand the 4d chess from Silva here, the team isn't ready for Euro football, so he's clearly easing off.

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have heard pundits talk about 'career-ending challenges' thousands of times, but don't think I've ever actually seen a career ended by one tackle

bitchford absolutely PLAYED

everton will be relegated in the next few seasons
screencap this post

Good for them actually doing something

>conceding to Shane Long
>Wolves

david buust

Then surely Chelsea and Arsenal will be relegated too because Everton literally just beat them back to back.

preston getting fisted

based lelng

>shiteon

Preston >norfend

>Homo Albion

lads does anyone have the pic of the open-top bus that was painted saying 'Liverpool 13/14 champions'

GOAL Sunderland 4 - 4 Coventry (Max Power 69)

The most famous example youtube.com/watch?v=p_st29mlQwU

ha, no

>neverton

Max Power 69 of course

MEMES

HE'S THE MAN WHO'S NAME YOU'D LOVE TO TOUCH

not how relegation works

I think it's an outdated phrase now lad, from 25 years ago where they couldn't repair those nasty ligament injuries so well

He's scored in consecutive games now, lad. Are you implying he isn't a top talent?

>porto lost
>wolves losing
>benfica won
Tugas memes getting exposed, only based benfica isn't memey

>He's scored in consecutive games now, lad
Rabbit hutch confirmed for GOAT

>Team shows quality to beat two Top 6 teams easily
>Then gets beat away by a team with nothing to lose
>"LOL THEY'RE GETTING RELEGATED"
You're fucking clueless

pls respond, are all of u really such newfags that you can't provide me with this?

73' | Carter plays a quality in-swinging corner into the box and it meets the head of Gudger who can't miss!

2-1

#SMFC

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>being unable to beat Rapeherham
>Stook

im just about to post it
holding your fucking potatoes

it's normal for teams to scrape the odd fluke win against top opposition

lads

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Congrats, you just disproved your point

arse bandits btfo

Based American Addick

CAM ON YOU REDS

God I wish that were me

GOAL -Sunderland 4 Coventry City 5 (Champman 78)

>4-5

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>BLUNDERLAND

HE CAN'T BE FUCKING STOPPED

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

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i only made that one post I don't really know what the argument is about sorry mate

>Mike Dean

Sunderland 4-5 Coventry City

literally getting bummed by eddie meme

>Another one

How is Mike Dean allowed to referee?

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>How is Mike Dean allowed to referee?
Celebrity status

Reminder that Lee Bowyer would smash the fuck out of any other manager in a fight.

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what a couple of stinkers on the PL televised matches today
like why even bother

youtube.com/watch?v=bKBI39XjyEw

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I shall be watching Leeds v wednesday instead I think

villa will finish above wolves next season
cap this post

How fucked is it that league one is unironically the most exciting league.

Literally going down to the wire.

exactly

he couldn't even beat up that puff keiron dyer m8

>Austrian football
you realize his Austria career has involved the Austrian manager watching him a couple of times right?

Unbelievable at Sheff Utd. Their defender clears a certain goal off the line with his hand, gets sent off, Millwall miss the penalty.

ABSOLUTE SUAREZ MOMENT
DA BLADES DID IT

90' | Storer plays a ball over the top to Wright who composes himself and slots under Bilboe!!!!

3-2

#SMFC

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Warnock's got his excuses lined up again

>former Portsmouth striker makes it 4-5
Once Pompey always Pompey

>Gay town getting btfo by the superior seaside town

Been a good day of footy all things considered.

>THREE non penalty decisions that should all have been given

Oh for sure Neil Warnock unjustly calling the referees' integrity into question

>Brighton
Holy fuck

5 - 0 bournemouth
what the fucking fuck

SOLIHULL

>0-5
bournemouth have one of the worst away records in the league as well

Only thing that's still giving me hope. Brighton are shit and if we beat them on Tuesday I reckon we'll overtake them on the run in.

Amazing that mike dean hasn't been murdered by someone or another to this point

football aint that important lad

He wouldn't last one game in Brazil

WE ARE GOING UP

How fucking disappointing, Boro have looked shite all game too

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>Second place being this tight

Charlton could unironically get automatic. Holy fucking based.

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plastic cunt

are you suggesting you would murder a referee because he made a bad decision in a football match?

Dunno mate don't really fancy Barnsley losing any of these

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Don't fancy Charlton losing any of their remaining fixtures either.

Really is running it down to the wire.

based Lee Bowyer

CAM ON MIWAWWWWWWWW

>IPSHIT

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>blunts
AHAHAHAHAHA

Thank you based Millwall

Doubt I'll ever say that again

Good, fuck neverton

fucking useless cunts millwall

I'm looking forward to Warnock's petition to have Dean removed from his position

>Blunderland suffering in League One for another season
Would be pretty based.

>ipswich players looking all deflated on the pitch now that relegation is confirmed
They've been as good as relegated for months, did they still think they could somehow get out of it?

>BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS >BLUNTS

no comment officer

where would Ipswich be if the stuck with mick

Sunderland 5-5

JUSTICE

Why do people hate Everton so much, they've done nothing to earn a reputation

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Well done Lincoln

based Lincoln

>very much a game of two halves
that is how football is played, yes

Based Lincoln. Tranmere to go up as well with them please.

what the fuck i love millwall now

Time for the eternal ABSU's to do us a favour this afternoon as well. Bet Ipswich will let us win 10-0 on the final day to pip Norwich to the title too

Great fucking day of footie lads.

Memes have been abundant, very optimistic after beating Luton this comfortably.

>they've done nothing
eggsaklee

They'll probably have more fun in the next couple of weeks than they've had all season. Pressure is a bitch.

>the Blunts

>tfw can hear Prenton Park from my flat
SUPER WHITE ARMY

"no"

Where's that mong gone who said Sunderland would bring it back lmao

Think his internet must be down or something.

had a strange dream itd be another 0-0 borefest, then >we concede 2 after 75'

what the fuck, how did Long score

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thoughts?

>score 4 goals
>still lose
Squawking in a winter Blunderland

Villa are surely playoff favourites in this form. Leeds will need automatic because they'll be mentally shot otherwise

lies

Leeds won't go up.

#avfc have now won eight league games in a row for the first time since April 1975. That season ended in promotion under Ron Saunders.

>Pushing for promotion
>Concede 5 (FIVE) goals in a home game

What did they mean by this?

cant wait for all the Leeds fans to go mental and trash the city centre again

LEEDS v SHEFF WED:

get dabbed on

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Jacky Roooss, stop yer wafflin
They put fiiive, past McLoughlin
You used to be top
But now you're a flop
Walking in a winter Blunderland

HAHAHA

ENJOY LEAGUE ONE IPSWICH!

based Lambo has completed his mission

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Agent Lambert has done us proud.

Spending £30m on shitters like Mina is uncouth.

twitter.com/mrfixitstips/status/1117099250012360704
>Joey Barton arrested for punching Daniel Stendel
WEW

ALDERSHOT RELEGATED TO THE NATIONAL LEAGUE SOUTH

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA