Saturday /afl/

>two quarters
>only one goal scored
You're on to something.

>0.7
>peemantle

>heave ho

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These lads in white are pure shite. An embarrassment to the sport

figured out why richo never played senior footy lads
he’s still stuck in the under 18’s

lol

definitely need it as a confidence booster

good to see you remembered to proxy tonight you dumb faggot

sugi pula de australian facut din frate si sora, retardatule

And a morale booster, and a season booster and an everything booster right now.

Everyone give the Fremantle Dockers a round of applause for getting their first goal! Halfway through the second quarter is better than never!
Post "Heave Ho!" or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

God Ben Brown is such a flopping faggot

good for you opening up a google translate tab, you're evolving!

Yeah I reckon it'll be a long year regardless

also,

>that free kick to Brown

this is getting ridiculous. It's just using strength

heave ho is what you say to your mum when you try to roll her out of bed

>heave
>ho
is a patrician opinion thank you very much unna

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>1.9
GRIM

Hogan is fucking trash, I would rather watch a 1 legged Ballantyne elbow opponents off the ball

yikes got to stick those tackles sloane

These Western teams are fucking trash, score some goals already. The moment it goes in one side's 50 it goes rubberbanding right back to the other

>AAAHHHHHHH EDDIE SAVE US

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why did Ziebell get that free kick?

>letting norf lead
grim, dismal, poothetic

North weren't leading at all in the first half so they're a good chance to win here

>outnorfing norf
p-pride of s-south australia...

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>badelaide
KEK

How are the 5AA boys going?

...

>15m
my perpetual trigger

>1.9
fucks sake Fred

not like this

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yo we tiggas up homie

oh jeez crows ;_;

Racist general. You also have a pedophile problem. Shalln't be posting here

North 100% going to fuck this up with all these misses

so darn true

brown is such a shitcunt, more concerned about staging for free kicks than contest the footy

yeah I don't trust them getting in the lead before 4 quarter time, they'll piss it away

absolutely pointless being a crows fan desu

>mfw richGOD was right about Lynch

PIE GODS

SIDE BY SIDE

PIE GODS

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put your trip on you useless faggot

even I can admit the man, nay the GOD was right all along

the city of Adelaide

lose to a bitchmonds reserve side

lose to norf

the state of south australia

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please watch our sport

>WA derby
>literally nobody watching, prefer the battle for the participation/retard cup

oh no

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Adelaide (the city) should fold

based

based Bombers supporter

what is this gay shit? who ok'ed this?
I knew this sport was fully compromised during the fag marriage referendum but this is just some properly mundane shit

*replies to the BSK*

thank you for breaking through your censorship firewall (which is now 2nd in the world to China btw) to tell Richo to get fucked kek. >we only like boongs when they perform a duty too, like their duty of entertaining me

youtube.com/watch?v=3m_fDDHx05Q

actually a big fan of game of thrones but not really that excited for the season premiere

not liking where this is going

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the game of thrones stuff is a foxtel thing, not AFL

not looking good for adelaide, all their senior players are cooked

feels like a bottom 6 season for >us

spoilers are literally going to be impossible to get around, I'll probably wait a few months to watch it

based kangaflogs

Well it's encroaching on AFL time, one way cross-promotion is the sign of a conquered group or as gotfags would say "bend de knee XDD"
If the season premiere consists of the midget kicking a footy into the pussy of that girl who keeps having brain aneurysms I might just forgive them

lol crows

>bend de knee XDD
a bit too obscure a reference to pretend you're too cool for a pop culture phenomenon

can't say i've ever seen a single episode of game of thrones

>jenkins
literally 2m out, unbelievable

>Ellis-Yolmen (picked over gibbs): 14 disposals
OHNONONONO
Pyke on shithouse selection watch

Crows desperately need new talent

>Well it's encroaching on AFL time
is it? only noticed it in ads
foxtel buy the rights and they've chosen to market this. nothing to do with the AFL

We are so not making the 8 this year.

Gibbs getting dropped was grandstanding, he had 27 disposals but had an off day and just needed to tidy up his efficiency. He would've gotten 30 again this week.

5AA gonna be a field one

norf about to norf it up lads

What about that small kid they've got kicking goals from the forward pocket? I think his name is Betts

yeah and it's pathetic
Pyke is such a disciplinary weirdo

pyke is psychologically destructive

grim kicking by weeo

>best scott loses the first time this season
>worst scott wins for the first time
funny round

How are the crows so easily shut down?

3 qtrs of footy and only 50 odd points?

they're still falling for the aimless kicking-to-the-pack meme

wow the shockers have a slight sniff now

Quick rev up 5AA

time for 5aa

*makes incels seethe*

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crows

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>hex posting
yuck

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how do you listen to 5aa online

did gamblingaddictbro get his multi up?

>SA

just terrible, goodbye 2019.

nah peelong fucked him on the first hurdle

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Blues and Crows going to be swapping pick 1 and 2

fiveaa.com.au/fiveaa-player

afl.com.au/match-centre/2019/4/nmfc-v-adel.liveradio#

see
keep it playing before the game ends or else it cuts off for some reason

Ignore this, this won't bring up the station. you're supposed to go to the match centre on afl.com.au and click listen live and then select 5aa, only works when the game is actually on though so it won't be possible now

yeah just keeps saying "the match is over". bit annoying

dockers

damn Fred is actually coming back, didn't expect this

Conca is such a fucking mug

joj what a waste of 500 bucks. could have went to the brothel for a couple of hours instead.

thanks conka

elite truthbomb on 5aa desu

Well... I guess there's always next year.

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Based Jordan, TOUGHEN UP, WE WERE PATHETIC TONIGHT

most useless non-contributer cunt I've ever seen

City of Adelaide in a shambles tonight.

absolutely SEETHING

can listen to 5aa on the AFL phone app fyi

>spasmodic
just call them retards no need to sound fancy

*crack*
*sssip*
yeah, for me, it's living in Adelaide and owning a transistor radio

I think I'm done with this sport. The rules are so fucking flexible it seems to just be made up on the spot by the umps. How about that shit a few minutes ago
>some Iggle got run down in the square
>The ball spilled out to a docker
>Clear holding the ball/incorrectdisposal/wahtever
>everyone stops waiting for the umpire to call the free
>umpire waving his arms yelling "play on advantage"
>Docker holding the ball looking at ump in confusing is literally surrounded by 3 iggles.

Fuck this, I'm going to follow hurling or something. Something where the rules are black and white.

FRED
DO SOMETHING

youtube.com/watch?v=R2RzO-DY72Q

based bigfooty

Hate it when opposition supporters call in and don't rub it in. Fuck off Michael.

West Coast been dominating hitout why the fuck did Fred rest Darcy and make Lobb main ruck?

>Swearing on radio
FIRE THIS 5AA MAN

T H I S

I S

B U L L
S
H
*
T

Some of these people are mentally deficient GO AFTER BWODIE GWUNDY

mate you don't even know the fair dinkum D'Agostino scoreboard spergouts that Rowie has been apart of.

sorry lee

Any Poort fans gonna call?
kek

the call with Glenelg mentality is still the goat, it used to be up on youtube but I can't find it

grim times to be sadelaidian

I dunno which game it was but I remember a seething Rowie telling a caller to get stuffed lmao

here we go
youtube.com/watch?v=JicJQZpXt_c

I wanna fuck this wine advertiser girl, she should do ASMR

>Adelel

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Saints
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn-XdNr0PdE

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RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

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he's smashed lmao

>I want to challenge yo-

U WOZ DE ONE WHO SWOOR M8

>keep it clean and we won't dump you
kek, classic pisshead

so glad I don't live in this """""city"""""

This Harry guy's gonna kill someone tonight after that performance

somebody call 5aa and shout “/afl/ RUNS Yea Forums“

/afl/ dabs on /cric/

who are they talking to now?

david mackay

>someone stealing a car in the background
the absolute state of southern australia

Fred manage to make every game boring as fuck.

>fred

>get 500 inside fifties
>no score
>peegles fluke a goal
amazing

is it true that lyon is going to abandon ship and coach the blues after their coach gets sacked later in the year?

frimantl are such trash

coach swap on the cards?

h-heave ho

At least Fred will join >us at the bottom of the ladder with Carlton. Get comfy, I guess

Pyke talking about "actioning" things on the field in the presser. Cut him loose, anybody using this MGMTese language is lost at sea. 100% true everytime

He's a spud, needs the sack tbph

Why is his head bent?

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Because he's pretty tilted.

>The She
absolute masterstroke: Transition, identify as a women. Gain complete protection from any criticism.

not happy that a bottom 4 team dragged >us down to their level tonight lads

should have been a 70 point hiding and 3 dockers ending up in hospital again.

settle in lads, vintage fred ahoy

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weren’t you saying he took them to a grand final just a week or two ago or am I mistaking you with someone else

What are we drinking tonight, lads? I'm just on the Carltons and about to order a HSP.

coopers pale and methadose sips

How does it feel to know that if Gold Coast massacre Carlton today they could be sitting at the top of the ladder by the end of the round

As long as Carlton lose I couldn't give a fuck.

based Fred poster OP

saints

>doubting me when I said the loins would get btfo

thought Glass was pretty good

retired in 2014 mate

That was someone else, sorry for the confusion m8

i declare a draw by round 8 to be my lock of the week

PIE GODS

MY FRIENDS

PIE GODS

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oh nonono

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See you after church for the Suns game, lads.

Just realised I'm 2/7 this round, horrid

Wonder if this will make back yesterday's loss streak

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Richmond Football Club as opposed to the Richmond Cricket Club in case there was any confusion

saving an epic bread

who /2inarow/ here?

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PIE GODS

THERE IS ONLY

PIE GODS

THAT IS ALL

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why was the collingwood player dabbing in the 2018 grand final?

I know fortnite is a popular game, however at such an important time of the grand final to start dabbing is unforgivable.

dabbing cost collingwood the premiership.

sad but true.

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Id be 6/7 including thurs and fri night games. Too bad I dont do footy tipping, too much stress and doesnt let me enjoy games

See:
Cats
Bombers
Tigers
North
Igz
Gold cunts
St kilda

Only got cats wrong

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Just got off the phone with a mate who is part of a Chinese betting syndicate, put the house on the Blues and Hawks

Suns will shit it in and don't give a fuck about Roaches vs Seynts

just bought a Q of some decent bud lads. Gonna have THE best high wank tonight.

just let my son have my credit card to buy some books for university. he is such a good kid. so proud of him.

are Carlton /due/?

You have FIVE (5) seconds to name carltons last win (regular season only)

honestly couldn't tell you mate

vs gold coast last year (i didn't read the other reply to this post)

Gold coast last year. They beat bummers (kek) and then gc later on

You have FIVE (5) seconds to name the last time Carlton kicked 100 points (regular season only).

dead sport
dead poomunity
dead thread

sometime in 2016

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he's resting on an invisible but no less tangible chopping block on the left

for me it's bwodie grundy

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who drunk here. been drunk since friday here. Mainly been on whiskey and red wine again

had half a litre of vodka last night, gonna have the other half today with some chinese and some herbs over the footy and F1.
feels comfy

haven't had a day of not drinking for about the last two months. around 20 standard a day

I was the same lad for about 14 months, hope you get a handle on it. I can feel my liver now, not painfully just a vague awareness that it's there, probably swelling.

woke up this morning after passing out around 0500 and realised I'd shit my pants so I've been drinking since getting out of the shower to get over the embarrassment

Maybe I will get back into vodka the hangovers arnt as bad. enjoy your weekend mate sounds really comfy.

R9 2016 or something

I drinl 3-4 days a week then have 3 day hangovers.

you too fren

apple season is back, what kind are we eating?
for me it's Jazz

For me, it's Granny Smith

for me; red delicious

for me, it's Pink Lady

based
absolute cringe
bottom of the order for me

another fine choice

>liking Granny Smith
>hating Red Delicious
sort yourself out mate

generally:
Jazz>Pink Lady>Royal Gala>Granny Smith>>>Modi>FujI>>>POWER GAP>>>Red Delicious

t. tastebudlet

Sky F1 are desperately trying to make Karun Chandhok happen huh.

whatever the ones are that the bakery uses in pies

Karun is unironically good

does wine count?

based lad

Were they actually booing Hodge? I didn't hear that at all

Jesus fucking christ Hellboy is so bad I’ll probably leave once I finish my popcorn. It is UTTER FUCKING TRASH

the season for wine is all year

richo you here m8?

>carlton actually taking 4 talls
lmao put the house of the suns

Does this mean it has a season all year, or is exempt from having the notion of a 'season'?

the notion of having*

suspect you're a bit ignorant of life lad

>desperately bringing in curnow too early

I will freely admit that this sort of thing isn't my field of expertise.

yeah mate ama

predicting a win here for the team

>Does this mean it has a season all year
state of this oxymoron

who are you picking today based GODlander

>avengers theme before the game
cringe

t. DCuck

How embarrassing is it that Walsh is Carlton's best player

nah, still Cripps

going to be a based 200+ score game I can feel it

apparently pornhub premium is now free lads

baste jews

will have to have a look tonight for my high wank lad

sunnies, lads

hey, some game going on here
haha

yeah XD

My /afl/ family

UP THA FOOKIN SUNNYBOYS

absolutely love a good intercept mark lads

go thaints

M McGovern > J McGovern, prove me wrong

one plays for the woodens pooners and another won a premiership last year

>called the "Saints"
>is from the most degenerate pro-gay hipster Sodom area in melbourne
What did Satan mean by this?

blues on murderwatch
state of these umpires

>Umps not paying frees in the Suns/Blues match
This is the spirit

NIce dubs

I think their using this game to trial putting the whistle away, honestly the amount of non-calls is massive

>blues fans
>in the gold coast
name a more subhuman combination

generally like a free flowing game but they aren't getting the balance right

well /afl/ it seems we both got autism havent we

Thanks senpai

hawkroach in gws
actually anything in gws

fuck me dew is an absolute unit

in awe at the size of the lad

>playing 'Unguarded Moment' over the ground speakers during quarter time
The PA guy has patrician tastes

based duck calling out Dangercunt

really need to have a game in Perth every Sunday afternoon to ensure comfy early evening footy for me to watch

carlton/hawthorn

wrong it's suns/saints

I only watch West Coast and Basedbane games.

lol

absolutely patrician

BRISGODS
ETERNALLY
BRISGODS

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this crowd is absolutely rabid

>"AAAAAH FUCK'S SAKE"
Kek

>norf win their first game of the year
>still bottom of the ladder after today
classic norf

what do you think ben cousins is doing right now

Being with his cousins

drugs

sprinting through a place or worship or otherwise prohibited area

METH

recording his rap debut under producer Tay Keith. It will change the game

CARNDA SUNNIES

CarlCHOKE

who takes wooden's poon this year? both of these teams don't look too bad

Wouldn't surprise me if Adelaide does tbqh

These umps are doing well at Metricon, would unironically keep watching the suns at home if the footy pace is this smooth up there

Badelaide

still rate the swans and dogs lower
although the swans can only get better from here and the crows will probably get worse, especially as Pyke goes into survival mode for his job

from Thursday there's at least one game on for the next 10 out of 11 days. Based

I like when it's spread out like this.

All our Christmases have come at once

>that mock press conference/ apology ad for it where gaff starts out
what were they thinking

what?

Port and crows are both going to finish in the bottom 6, maybe even lower.

Both have an ok defence, fairly decent midfield but no forward line at all. Cant kick goals cant win games.

bit hard to explain
they've got an ad which is like a pretend press-conference of players talking about the 11 days of footing spread over 10 days and """apologising""" about the one day there isn't any footy. But they start it out with a sad looking Gaff who looks like he's going to say something big

That sounds funny, is it on fox?

port will be le outside finals chance after round 19 then lose three in a row
cap this post

>45-49
THANKS GIL

let's go GOD SQUAD

...

carn the coasters

yeah it was on kayo at quarter or halftime for the suns match

Based Christian poster

sexcunt SHOOK

touk miller is fucking garbage

>mfw sexton kept them in this game and is now going to lose it for them
same here, he was good in the first half

Carlton Blues more like Carlton draft amirite ahahaha

COM ON YOU FOOKIN SUNNAS KICK SOM FOOKIN GOALS

CARN SUNNIES

anyone got a stream?

Lads

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wright what a retard

Shithouse defending on Cripps.

come on gold cunts

>choking another mark

vipleague dot lc
/2-gold-coast-suns-vs-carlton-blues-live-streaming

>da bloos
>da suons

>YA GOTTA BELIEVE

can not fucking kick

>Carlton beat Gold Coast
>Gold Coast beat Fred
I don't like this feel unna

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>this absolute shitting of the bed

gold choke

I take this back

GET UP THERE G CUNTS

kek what a shitshow

*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING CLUTCH HOLY SHIT

lmao get absolutely fucked carltank

HOLY SHIT WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CLUSTERFUCK

>CARLCHOKE

GET UP YOU FUCKING SUNNERS

HAHAHAHA

>murpee

>MURPHY

FUCKING LMAO

>CARLTON

FUCKING LMAO

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THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF YOU LAD

kek CARLTANK UP DA MIGHTY SUNNIES

good that bowes kicked the winner, one of the few consistently decent players out there

I declare Bowes winning goal being the most clutch moment of the season to be my LOCK OF THE WEEK

the funniest thing about that final centre bounce was the suns actually had an extra forward for some retarded reason

ACTIVATE IT

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>lose by 1
>win by 3
>win by 5
>win by 2
Gold Coast are the must see team of the AFL

FUCK I love listening to the sunnies song

>hurr durr young group
>can only get better
>choke against an even younger worse team
Terrible club.

I WAS WRONG AND IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS
>CARLTON A SHIT

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based gold cunts

Bigfooty is down lads. The admin is a Carlton supporter so he probably cant handle the bants KEK

have an extra big mac on me Dewy

Just went back up

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>Thomas absolutely distraught
lmao

luckily for him he has 17 better options than his current situation

Based God Squad Suns

reminder that McGovern elected Carlton over the Crows
make that 16

just went to do some shopping and it's an absolutely glorious day out, feel bad that I've left the house for

Here lad, you dropped this.

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>Suns playing the Crows next week
who /backingthem/ here?

Carlton fans don't even have the #1 pick to look forward to

Mum smacked me with this a lot as a kid

how the fuck can the blues keep losing with all these stars

thanks m8

Because stars are all they're seeing

gettting some homoerotic vibes from that Great Northern broken rod ad.

>Suns in the 8
>Lions in the 8
>Richmond in the bottom 8
>Swans too
Now this is a ladder

Where's his nose?

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So how long do you think it'll take for Carlton to win a match this year?

They don't face Essendon until the week before the bye, and I honestly do not expect them to beat them again this year

DEH!

made too many horcruxes

>rebuild before brisbane
>brisbane are now streets ahead of you in development in less time
>gold coast completely gutted and rebuilding from scratch
>lose to them also

Is there any light at the end of the tunnel for carltank? Or are they just going to be shit forever at this point?
Gold coast are the sort of team they MUST be beating. Bolton will be sacked this year surely.

Sacking ratten over malthouse was the worst decision the club made

just anime'd my anime lads

Carlton winless season is my LOCK for the year.

reminder "lock" is seppo speak

doggies are anyone's guess on the given day so they'll have a chance next week, and they looked even worse than that awful pies performance. if carlton don't win there they're completely fucked
and I don't think they'll beat the bombers again unless something massive changes there, it'll have to be a complete upset on one of the bottom 6 teams (they've already played swans and port so they're running out of options)

Oh my god user you can't just ask someone why they don't have a nose

explain this meme

I declare this being sebbo to be my LOCK of the century

hate it when my mates come over and poo in my toilet, really rude

don't be a shit host faggot

>completely forgot about the other match
>check score
wew

fuck off /cric/ and take your horrific meme Yea Forums personalities culture with you

This is Bolton's 4th season, why does he still have a job?

t. dermutt

don't shit in my house george it's fucking disgusting and totally disrespectful

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"""""rebuilding"""""

Basically, it's a completely inappropriate and out of place shot in the movie (one of the Deathly Hallows movies IIRC), a quick flash of Voldemort is on the screen and he says DEH! to the camera

>Dave Mirra
that is a huge career turn around for a bloke that blew his head off with a shotgun 3 years ago. An inspriation to us all

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If they are winless by the bye, I would honestly be surprised if he still has a job, that being said who could possibly take over and do a better job?

>bring in an ageing """acclaimed""" coach who has already won premierships with ridiculously stacked teams and has nothing more to achieve in the game
>surprised when he flops and consigns the team to the poon for the next couple seasons
this is your mind on blues

your job as a host is to make your guests feel welcome and accommodated for. thank yourself lucky you even have mates coming over and feeling comfortable enough around you to shit in your house you ungrateful faggot.

Never put it past Essendon to choke against Carlton.

redemption arc when

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Beveridge, Hardwick and Buckley have given clubs the false idea that coaches will eventually coach their teams to a Grand Final if they keep the faith.

Go hard for Ross Lyon desu

>Seynts
FUCKING KEK

the hawks/ saints game has no audio for me on channel 7

>australians call kicking an emo egg to 3 stripper polls a sport

>3 stripper polls

>israel calls itself a legitimate state

>chokethorn
LMAO

if you shit in someone's house you're a terrible and ungrateful guest. never disrespect a host by doing such a disgusting thing as thanks for their making me feel welcome. this self-entitled shit is why no one fucking likes you or invites you to anything anymore george.

they might've muted it while sicily was abusing that umpire kek

>more decisions against the hawks in the dying moments of the game
*revs up bigfooty*

it's just banter lads i like watching afl if i have a day off and a late game is on

How did no one touch that lmao

>whoreks

israel is a disgraced homophobe mate

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAWKROACH DEFENDING

if anyone needs a stream
cdn.livetvcdn.net/webplayer.php?t=ifr&c=1156077&lang=en&eid=790474&lid=1156077&ci=483&si=52

>letting women umpire

Please continue watching our sport.

kek

KEK

K E K

>hawks defending

>female """"""""""""""""""""umpires""""""""""""""""""""

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From
>hawkroach defending
to
>women umpires

All good, my Hebrew friend. Who's your team btw?

Someone post that hambeast saints fan

how did VAR not give a pen? he obuisely touched the ball with his hand

hawkroaches on scatterwatch

tbf it was a bizarre way to spoil

would

>50
Literally what?

Saint determined to choke this with a 5 point buffer

Port Adelaide Power

sadly

shitting on your floor next time instead faggot

haha! good one my BSI friend
in the sport of afl you can touch it with your hand, also if it goes through the goalposts off an opponent's touch it's a rushed behind. p.s. please continue enjoying our sport

is it really that hard to catch a ball?

imagine being so self absorbed you think that YOUR FRIENDS shitting in your house is disrespectful. top fucking lmao

OH WHEN THE SAINTS

Fuck Hawthorn.

Alrighty then

why would they immediately cut to bounce what the fuck

BACK UNDER THE BRIDGE YOU BROWN AND YELLOW CUNTS

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HAWKROACHES ON SCUTTLING BACK UNDER THE FRIDGE WATCH

>waits until halfway through the games
>picks both the teams in front by unassailable leads
>still manages to get it completely wrong
KEK fucking Reality Check tier tipping, you couldn't have fucked it harder if it was an unaccompanied minor

Cannot WAIT for the footy mania starting in 4 days, our Australian sport will be running Yea Forums for a long time

>what did you think about some of those decisions in the last 5 minutes alastair?
>I have nassin to say

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absolute STATE of bitcho

>Australians call hoofing an egg to a big lad that then kicks the egg between 3 stripper polls and if the egg goes in the wide polls you get 1 point and the middle poll 6 points a sport

Hahahahaha get fucked roaches

couldn't tip a canoe
ELITE me lads

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tfw tipped 8/9

Based.

What was the violent brawl at kings park all about?

2 groups on separate party buses who were known to each other apparently. Typical deadshit bogans. this was after some cunt got stabbed on a party bus at a wine tour too

can't even tip a canoe

classic rope-a-dope

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>stabbed on a wine tour
kek

heh, did the Saints actually give out participation medals?

See you Thursday lads

the number of carlton supporters defending bolton is bizarre

od'd on the kool aid

I'm trawling BF and it's weird, I want him gone, he's been here for 4 years and we're heading for another 1 to 2 win season. It's garbage but so many people staunchly support him

I would say not being able to score 100+ points since 2016 is a huge red flag, that's Fred tier shit when Lyon was playing his slow build defence shit with all the senior citizens down back like Johnson.

to add; just seems like da bloos have settled into their inferiority complex and just assume their players are shit until proven otherwise despite what Bolton says/does.

redpill me on bigfooty

straffjesus left

that's all you really need to know

unironic boomers posting 14 times a day, every day for 7 years straight

literally never got the appeal.

Andrew Gaze's form of boomer humour is right up my alley

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BASED FUCKING SAINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!

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UP THE FUCKIN SAINTS

back from the pub, get fucked hawkroaches of the Blattodea genus

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Saints. Marching.

Glorious.

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any comfy Sunday night footy talk radio shows on? sen used to have one but they're broadcasting fucking wogball

okay sen one might have just started, comfy time

imagine being part of a party bus
grim thought

truly bizarre
even in the first season you could spot him as a tool. the players have the making of a great side, they’re being held back by Bolton for sure

ironic because most people believe their players are stacked and the coach is to blame, like Adelaide
Carlton are definitely under-utilising their current stock

really can't comprehend it, who signs up for this shit? Will also add that I never took part in pub crawls, same terrible normie shit that congratulates awful people behaving worse than they usually do.

rumour is that lyon is going to abandon ship at freo and his heading to carlton. like what he did at the saints when he went to freo.

weekly review lads
>/afl/
(11am Thursday to 11pm Friday) - 536 posts, bump limit
(11pm Friday to 8:45pm Saturday) - 561 posts, bump limit
(8:45pm Saturday to present) - 477 posts, bump limit soon
>/nrl/
(9am Thursday to 3am Friday) - 247 posts
(10am Friday to present) - 467 posts, bump limit soon

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF /NRLEL/ AND THE ELITE THRIVING COMMUNITY OF /AFL/
>3 threads vs 2
>2 threads to bump limit vs 0
>1574 posts to 714
>/afl/ THRIVING through the entire round vs. /nrlel/ not even managing real nigga hours

BASED
FUCKING
/AFL/
LADS

wait what?

K E K
it's fucking OVER for /nrl/

Absolutely THRIVING

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nice dubs

Deary me that's embarrassing

i live in bendigo victoria 3550, i have never watched a nrl game, the only type of rugby i have watched was the womens gold medal game in rio

why is it a competition? who gives a fuck

based uncle barry

because /nrl/ /nrlsmells/ and /afl/ is /afelite/
NRL = No Reason to Live
AFL = Absolute FUCKING Legends

>the only type of rugby i have watched was the womens gold medal game in rio

Based lad

perspective makes it look like this broad is 25ft tall. Please gib.

rent free

Nommed for autist of the week desu

SEETHING /nrlel/ THREADLETS

it is CLEARLY the nom autist trying a new angle at relevance, you ABSOLUTE freshie

They swapped 1st round picks with Adelaide.

>based /afl/ working the /nrl/ generallets into a SEEEEEEEEEETHING shoot

4

I declare /nrl/ being on suicide watch my lock of the week

/nrl/ has been dead as fuck since based Matt left

cripes

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based matt though

*tips woody*

lyon is an old washed up joke. can't see why any club would want him
i.e. perfect for Carlton

NEW

this, is indeed, still, the thread

fucking when and why what? we give them gibbs and first rounds?