The first and probably last time one of the most hopeless teams in recent PL history visit Spurs's new stadium.
Kick-off at 12:30pm BST.
TOT: Lloris (c); Foyth, Sanchez, Vertonghen; Davies, Wanyama, Sissoko, Walker-Peters; Eriksen, Moura, Llorente.
>Subs: Gazzaniga, Tripper, Rose, Alderweireld, Marsh, Skipp, Son,
HUD: Hamer; Hadergjonaj, Schindler (c), Kongolo, Durm; Bacuna, Hogg, Stankovic, Lowe; Kachunga, Grant.
>Subs: Coleman, Smith, Jorgensen, Mooy, Williams, Pritchard, Mounie.
Why is Mooy not starting?
VERY comfy and favourable game for Spurs to play before they go to the Etihad.
Game is either gonna be 1-1 or 7-0
3 points or else I won't' be comfy no more
shut up u egg
Is everyone done shagging spurs new stadium now or do I have to put up with it a bit more?
Anyone been to the new Stadium? Went on Tuesday and it was pretty awesome. Shame we can't do much around the surrounding area.
Just the usual old topic.
shoo shoo kike
>8:30 pm
The really best time to watch football
Saw a bunch of people refusing to sit on Tuesday, was pretty funny. They should have got a formal warning instead of ban straightaway though.
bloody hell
that new totenham stadium a bit nice, huh??
what are you talking ? It's 13h30
have they got a new stadium??
how come spurs get one more full day of rest than man city before next weeks game?
Korean time
to offset the monetary disadvantage
lmao at you
Cum on my spuurrrss
Cum on my spuurrrss
and inevitable refereeing disadvantage
Does Llorente only attempt headers?
spare a stream anyone? please?
Sissoko will score today
its on sky one
>watching Sky
Alright grandad?
i don't have sky
Many thanks user
>yep, you just can't beat the convenience of watching footy on the telly, as nature intended
When did Eriksen become so sloppy?
When he saw how much Barca are going to offer him to leave in the summer
son to nab a cheeky second half hatty
Nah, I'd say he'll get a goal though
I know it's only huddersfield but we need 3 points for top 4. Why the fuck isn't kane even in the bench
Is this stadium the second biggest in the league?
lad, i...
yes
based retard
dubs and the ‘Udders win
his ankle is fucked, out for the season
Because he's fucked his ankle, get with the program
Why isn't Gary Bale on
Next season la, he's coming home
>runs 10 yards
>tears hamstring
wher davie ginola LOL
Kane?
GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL
What's the point of Huddersfield?
Will be quite sad when we sell wanyama in the summer. Hes a nice lad
MY NIGGA WANYAMA!
Nice finish.
#NoRoomForRacism
Fuck, he's a better striker than Llorente
Can't believe poch isn't playing berbatov, we need these three points
average biggest chebs in the UK la
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Cute desu.
Youd think after such a high profile signing Poch would start Edgar Davids
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Fuck me
For me it's Sergei Rebrov
>Lose Kane
>Immediately start winning again
HMMMMMMMM
Harry who?
No wonder I'm a tits man
t. Fella who grew up down the road from Huddersfield
Lads I'm scared for Hudders. This might be a bloodbath
Think we can still get away with selling Kane for 300 mil in the summer?
kane is a fat slow donkey. ship him off to madrid.
*runs all the way down the Championship into League One*
hUDDERSfield
Fuck Huddersfield.
Is he >ourlad lads?
One more before half time then park the bus desu lads
t. arsescum supporter
>the shadow of the cockerel on the pitch
K I N O
Unironically more wholesome and amusing than 99% of twitter users
Where is Mooy going to this summer? Sounds like a west gam desperate signing.
Oh wow, didn't see that lol. Mind if I borrow it?
is this the worst team in premier league history?
Besiktas
speak to my solicitors
yes
Don't be mean about Tottenham
Nah lad, there was a Derby team like 10 years ago that were woeful.
>derby that one year
>sunderland for like 2 seasons
>aston villa's relegation
close, but nah
Should we sell Kane and Dele and get 5 or so decent players without the star quality?
>Mommy passed by in the neighbourhood
>Come to say hi
>Miss the 2 goals and my pizza is cold
Desperate for a sissoko goal
Yes
Sell Kane and Eriksen
Get Bruno Fernandes, Fekir, Jao Felix
Bitch
Tottenham plays well even without Kane so I think they can cash out on him. But on the other hand, he's their most advertised player.
ah, so the joao felix meme has already begun
Cant think of a worse team in recent memory
Press S
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wow
already tried that
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Eriksen may go this summer, he's on 75k pw but could make 4 times that at Barca
Shit
Good
Shit
Mediocre
Mediocre
Shit
Good
>Llorente
I remember when you could still buy players at those prices
>11 points
>Wins - 1
What happened to Depoivre at Huddersfield ? He scored some goals last season no ?
Spurs can probably live without 1 but not both. They need the one of them to be the face of the team.
Would he get games at Barcelona?
Been dead for nearly two month: examinerlive.co.uk
Not as many as here, but he'd get trophies
If I remember correctly, that win as a 1-0 victory against Newcastle. Kenny Miller scored.
Fair point.
Remember when Kyle Walker uploaded a video of his dog snagging his girlfriend on Twitter
>only half of these teams are still in the league
>will be 9 with fulham's relegation
>man city
Spuds need to sign a new left back, right back, CDM and CM
Potentially a racist challenge.
yeah derby are fucking woefully dogshite that year. it was like benevento last year but 10x worse, at least they got it together for the second half of the season
Source?
>will be 9 with fulham's relegation
You mean 11.
wouldn't mind seeing this
Shit, I fucked up. 11 of them aren't in the PL any longer.
smfh blud
post ass
>Spurs play better without Kane, they should definitely sell him this summer
I wonder who could be behind these posts
>American dreamies are called temptations
Why
tummy hurts lads
that's the 07/08 season. since then 13 of those teams relegated at least once to the championship. only the top 5, city & spurs survived. Crazy
this game isnt worthy of halftime slags
why are soccer streams so shit when for nba there is a buffstream waiting each game?
cuz your gay LOL
might be aids you should go to the hospital
No one said definitely
it probably hurts because it is clogged with tumours
soccer is gay
>those ugly as sin bong babies
I switched to Chevy
i am watching soccer after all
>win against shit and b-teams when kane is away
>lose against actual teams, coincidentally with him playing
spurs is just shit all around, kane is their most consistent player. I hope he leaves just to spite them
you have butterflies in your stomach bc you just sent a message to you crush :3
yep, it is a very gay sport
I switched to Listerine
Findally Ingurland gets it
What part of Hudder's Field are you lads from?
Hudders Lane
Thanksfully none
halifax
It's grim up North
It's him and Eriksen in equal measure tbf. Son is good but nowhere near as good as the braindead weebs on here make out
I thought this was just a meme until I moved there for uni
everywhere in the north of England should be nuked, except the national parks and York
harrogate is nice
If you offered Kane the chance to lose a PL game but score a hat trick or win a PL game without scoring, which would he choose?
pleb
according to the site, the rank is:
1. Huddersfield, 2. Roterham, 3. Liverpool, 4. Rochdale, 5. Blackpool,6. Castleford, 7. Hull, 8. Accrington, 9. Blackburn, 10. Bristol, 11. Dover
Erikison playing good on purpose because he knows a move to a big club is on the cards! Cringe!!!
Llorente is a donkey
Never gone any further north than the M25 and never will
Bristol is quite a cool place, shouldn't really be on there
the north has soul and heart
Hes been playing shit for like 3 months
I only go inside the M25 to watch Spurs, would never do otherwise
Eriksen has been complete shit for months
Hull isn't that bad it's just really really boring.
>"The estates surrounding the city are looking more and more like the bad parts of Mogadishu."
"What a f****** dump this place is."
Also, chav = english thug ?
When is Lucas going to evolve into Neymar?
No, a chav is more like the English equivalent of trailer trash
>levy
classic east riding
youtube.com
an insufferable cunt?
What’s the point of Huddersfield?
Based
make people from rochdale and halifax and wakefield feel better about themselves
>rochdale
>Yerksher
Good thread
'udders is barely even yorkshire
huddersfield are embarrassingly shit
Llorente ffs
Poorente
Why are Spanish strikers so bad lads?
Llorente shagged my sister in Swansea AMA
Pics of your sister?
/3pm/:
why is eriksen so shit?
Did he finish?
>Skipp
Phil Jones retarded little brother
He is self conscious about his hairline
Stuttersfield
>that's two chances Huddersfield have spursed in the last few minutes
>spurs have bottled the title so much that they think it's an acheivement to finish top 4
I need a third spurs goal lads so many wasted chances
that whole thing was bizarre
FUCK ERIKSEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>bringing on Son
LUUUUUUUUCAS
L U C A S
beautiful
Eriksen assist?
>GOAL! Eriksen crosses to Lucas on the edge of the box who finishes in front of the cock end. 3-0.
when the goal hits the net
check these dubs check this get
lucas mouraaaa
checked
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checked. nice digits
>that little poch nod
thatll do spurs
thatll do
Very nice
>lose kane
>play amazing
I've seen this before.
Impressive, very nice
Based
Do this for son next week please
>a team with 30 million net spend not winning the title is bottling it
dont bother replying to brainlets like him
Wanyama's eyes are pretty dark
Lucky bitch
>undefeated in new stadium
>no goals scored against us at our new stadium