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WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY IMPERIOUS MAN MOUNTAIN
Does he hog the ball? Is that what graph that is? How stupid
>Seconds per Carry
You what?
>seconds per carry
But what is his xSPC?
Its a shit graph because seconds per carry can mean anything. In case of De Jong its positive, because he dribbles with the ball and finds openings. But other players might hold on the ball long and pass backwards, in which case it means they slow the game in a bad way.
that's an impressive ameristat
kek this is what sprung to my mind as well
sounds boring as fuck
Next midfield GOAT?
Seconds per carry is a negative stat. The ball moves faster than any player and therefore should be in motion.
>tempo controller
Absolutely bizarre made up statistics that tries to make Dutch footballers look good
>tempo controller
no just tell what it is, how he can handle pressing
based Téji not giving a fuck
From that graph I conclude : Jorginho is the next GOAT
>tempo controller
you mean he's the best at passing sideways?
Yeah, but what if he pulls people towards thus creating space for people higher up the pitch? What if he dribbles past a bunch of nigs and passes like he always does? Priceless quality.
>What if he dribbles past a bunch of nigs and passes like he always does?
I'm sure he must have countless assists then.
Oh wait.
He plays way too deep for that, clown. Mad your talentless mama boy Rabbiot didnt make it to Barca?
*Blocks your path*
'carry'?
didn't know that was allowed
>being this retarded
>look up those two twitter accounts
>Brooklyn, NY
>Brooklyn, NY
stop the meme now, de jong is elite, sadly.
nice youtube highlight video analysis
Yeah France literally showed last summer tempo controllers are useless
>tempo controller
they are usefull, it just depends of your team's configuration. there is no point in having tempo controllers when you have fast ngubus, he'll be perfect for barca, he's also very usefull for the netherlands, germany drowned when germany's midfield didn't outnumbered dutch's midfield and that unlocked de jong
FDJ is too patrician for Yea Forums, if you played football, you'd know there is no bigger talent out there right now.
you need a good mix of tempo controllers, raumdeuters and space-time-invariant pressing resistors
>troll football
cheeky griezmann shilling for himself at the end
yeah he sure is great at passing to the guy who passes to the guy who scores.
he's a defensive midfielder
XAVI WAS AMIRITE GUYZZZ HE NEVA SCORED DEM GOALS LIKE PETA CROUCH
Iniesta > Xavi
back to r*ddit
your tempo controls, your deep progressions, your unconditional accelerations
>tempo controller
don't you dare disrespect 2 meter Peter, he literally coined the phrase "good feet for a big man"
>"good feet for a big man"
That would be Zlatan, Peter Crouch was ass. Then again, the Brits have very low "standards"
how many bintags tho?
this is the worst stat I've ever come across
A smaller Seconds per Carry with a high Pass Sucess Rate sounds better to me, it shows a little bit on your graph.