/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Q3 and post-quali Edition

>Countdown to Chinese GP:
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>Other racing on each week, choose your poison
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>Streams:
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>Previous Thread:
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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 44
L. Hamilton 43
M. Verstappen 27
C. Leclerc 26
S. Vettel 22

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 87
Ferrari 48
Red Bull 31
Alfa Romeo 10
Haas 8
McLel 8

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
158 (160 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
82

>Hund status:
We modified our front wing yet ze red auto is still faster

>News:
Alfa and Gimi exposed
McLaren exposed
>Ghastly

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Daily reminder that the track layout looks like a bunny.

gimi

Gimi

HEATENINGS

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REMINDER LADS

STOP ACTING UP UK OR YOU'RE NEXT

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BOT
HAM
HUL

>Both Renaults in Q3
Doomp eet

gtfo toadt

death to mana and carrie.

>only up .5 at the end of Q2
Can Her Majesty's Underdogs make it?

I don't see it

We wuz de underhunden

Why are HAAS and Ricciardo on used tyres.

KIMI WAS NOT EXPOSED !!!!!!!!
HE HAD LOSS OF POWER ON THE STRAIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOTTAS

>kimi

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>HURRRDURRR WE ARE ZE UNDERDOGZ

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GOD DAMN BOTTAS

the cuckold has risen

Shell V Power Racing Dick Johnson Racing Team Penske

HAM EXPOSED

post stroll sister

for england, lewis?

PUNISHED
BOTTAS

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

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>-0.007

*sets three purple sectors on the second lap*

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GOATTAS

B O T T A S

BOTTAS

Yikes @ Ferrari

>Flaccid Dick Ric

WE ARE ZE UNDERDIGZZE FERRARI HAVE OBER 5 TENTHZ ON UZ IN ZE STRAIGHT

>MWL
MWL
>MWL
MWL
>MWL
MWL
>MWL
MWL

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

hamilton will win the race again

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>GAS +1,367
>AMX +0,526
pffffft

2nded

007
007
007
007
007
007

wake me up in 2021

>failrrari

yet another wasted year

apologize

BASED BOT

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>BERRARI

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Lance (((Strulovitch)))

>+0.007

>Predicted Vettee pole
>Fantasy team has Gio, Gimi and Alfa
I want off this ride

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Flying to Shanghai this afternoon lads.

Small chance of punished Bottas this time.

His year, la

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>DER UNTERHUNDEN

Another fucking gay MWL year, this time with added WEWUZzing

I still maintain you'll see GASS actually be decent next week and will only get better from there

Was Lec on used reds?

STOP IT THEYRE TRYING

GIT IN THEYRE LOOIS

>next week

>Well I think for sure we have been lucky in da qually today. I think for sure we will be struggling to hold this position against de Ferraris and even de Red Bulls in the race. Myself, I would not be surprised if we were out of the points by the end of lap one

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the only one who can kill mercedes is another mercedes. punished bottas will redeem himself.

Why the fuck would you but Alfa Romeo on a track like this?

I was told that Ferrari will dominate in China, what happened?

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ah fuck my fantasy team with almost 400 points is the only one i haven't entered in the league

[UNDERDOGGING INTENSIFIES]

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>inb4 hamilton pole by one tenth

very much doubt it, amd amx is a dynamite in baku (inb4 lol bull mating lol)

red car bad

Look,
>Q1
>Q2
>Q3(but shit)
By that measure he'll be decent next week, and better from there on.

Hamilton is so fucking good, third best car and he manages second place. What a fucking beast

Zie Unterhunds did it again

GOATTAS happened.

Horner is just waiting for the french gp to drop him for maximum insult.

Jesus Christ you people

>Merc quickest in Aus
>MWL I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

>Ferrari quickest in Bahrain
>HIS YEAR LADS HIS YEAR

>Merc quickest here
>IS ONLY INCIDENTE FIAMG FUCK THIS SPORT

>Lewis wife

Cucked

>Lewis Wife
She want's the bbc

Dubs confirm Bottas WDC then surprise retirement.

hamilton takes pole, -0,1

>Karun

I don't think he's that sinister.

[stupid question] Why do they go diagonally across the main straight / finish? Wouldnt just going in straight line along the pitwall be faster?

the fake dutch bull exposes the fake french cuck

>imagine being that cucked
jesus chinaman

I STILL BELIEVE IN LECLERC
I STILL BELIEVE IN FERRARI

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>Lewis' wife
>Husband right next to her
JUST

KEKED

WIFE CLAIMED

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>lewis wife
YELLOW FEVER BLACKED

Dubs and LewLew sharts

who is lewis wife

looks cooler duh

Well you're not thinking at all then

Fuck off faggot

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ocon is fuming

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Does she know Lewis is into men?

Hello sir where are the HAAS cars

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VWL incoming

dubs confirm

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But Merc has been fastest all year

BASED

>RBR

Ham pole by +0.050

booo
never mind

what a chinese cuck

LMAO RETARDS

>ham cucks haas and red bull

Lmao they didnt make it

>Buttas

welp F

Holy shit dumb fucks lol.

>Ferrari are faster than us this time I SWEAR guys tune in ;)

>RED BULL
>HAAS

HAAS and RB are fucked hahahhahahaha

>RBR
What a mess of a team

BOTTAS

GOATTAS

checked

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FUCK SHAMILTON

GOATTAS

LIPUT SALKOON

>bottas is faster dis cant be
>switch the car spezifications bitte

GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS GOA77AS

GOATTAS
HAMILSHIT

PORRIDGE

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

HULK EXPOSED

GOATTAS

>POOIS SHAMILTON

>Hamilton rekt

basado

GO77AS

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, FUCK YOU TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, FUCK YOU TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, FUCK YOU TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, FUCK YOU TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, FUCK YOU TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, FUCK YOU

GOATTAS

YEEEEEES P1 BABY

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Goattas
Goattiardo
Exposedberg

fuck you

What was the Red Bull game plan there?

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT VETTEL YOU CHOKING FAGGOT

>HIDF EXPOSED
HIDF EXPOSED
>HIDF EXPOSED
HIDF EXPOSED
>HIDF EXPOSED
HIDF EXPOSED
>HIDF EXPOSED
HIDF EXPOSED
>HIDF EXPOSED
HIDF EXPOSED

AND FINLAND WINS AGAIN

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

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#HORSE POWER

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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

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based binland

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>Gasly barely ahead of the Renaults and nearly a second behind amx

Ze Sandbagz

HULK EXPOSED
>HULK EXPOSED
HULK EXPOSED
>HULK EXPOSED
HULK EXPOSED
>HULK EXPOSED
HULK EXPOSED
>HULK EXPOSED
HULK EXPOSED
>HULK EXPOSED

NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME NOTIME

Hang on, HAM blocked the RBRs and HAASes from making a lap?
What the fuck how is that allowed

DATS WUT I LIK TO HIER GUYCE

EXPOSED

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Finland has the fastest lap in F1 history and the pole position in the 1000th F1 GP

>those 3 teammate gaps

damn thats thight

>Ricky unexposed

cuckstappen lmao

Gasly is literally almost an entire 1.0s slower than his teammate.

no more mr. nice guy

>"Fuck I did mistakes. Come on Charles...Come on!! Fucking stupid. Fucking stupid."
>"Not good enough. Not good enough for me. I should have done better"

Pls don't beat yourself up Charles.

Holy shit red bull lmao

Kek seething AMX

It's fine. Claire will be out by summer break and her replacement's first move is going to be kicking out the cripple and puttin Ocon in.

Seething toothpaste

Hahahahahahahaha vershitter is clogged

HAAS retards exposed

>ROSBERG ON TRACK
>HAMILEL SUDDENLY SHITS HIMSELF

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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMD AMX, GHASTLY AND AMRBRH

>AMX

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shameless chinks

so ferrari is scared of blowing the hamster up and tuned the vroom vroom down

imagine being Haas and Red Bull strategists right now

their fuckups probably gave Ruth a boner

>ONLY 7th pole
lol. He has been with merc for 2 seasons

I hope Hamilton starts his usual "team doesn't want me to win" soon.

Congratulations to Gasly for making it to Q3, and even entering the top 6. Stellar performance

my poor sweet boy ,_,

REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER

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What in the fuck is crybabby AMX bitching about now

At least it's not HWL.

#TEAMREWISHAMIRTON

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>vercucken

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>the absolute cuckland of China

>vettel overtakes amx because he's a slow retard
>amx proceeds to whine and block his teammate and himself out of q3

Vettel cucked him

second driver

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A P O L O G I Z E

/f1/ BTFO

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CMON BOTTAS SCORE SUM FACKIN POINTS

angery

>le respectful yet self demanding cute boi meme

YIKES! I hope he follows his gay lover Jules' path and dies.

AMX biatching while flag is waved on everyones outlap

wait i thought chinks had problems with black people, didn't they censor the star wars posters?

lads. i forgot, how many grands prix will there have been after this weekend is finished?

pfftt OH NO NO NO HAHAAHAHA

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Japs cant into L, not the Chinese

Red/Blue hats?

That stache though

WHAT ARE THE RESULTS
JUST CAME BACK TO SEE BOTSAS FAT FACE ON MY SCREEN

hahahaha what a twit

>Galy is so slow in the outlap that he couldn't have a second lap
Holy fuck what a fucking blunder

Is Seb waiting until he wins to shave as motivation?

Nice redneck moustache

Kek

But for real, can Mercedes win tomorrow?

TWO PORRIDGES THIS MORNING

chinese too

who /binland/ here?

>opium wars
>hong kong
now this is unacceptable

BOT
HAM
VET
LEC
VES
GAS

what does your heart tell you

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No, zee Ferrari are too fast on the straights

>77

Checo pls

can someone explain please, wtf is wrong with AMX?

REEEEEEEEEE
FUCK BOTTAS AND ALL BETABOIS
GO LEWIS!
GO MAX!

why do they have a code geass on the union jack?

Another miraculous performance from team Mercedes, a true underdog story of defeating the odds against a vastly superior car

BROCK ROTUS FIVE DORRA
CHINA NAMBA WUN

HORNER JIGGLE

Dutch

He's dutch, thats wrong with him

Yeah i still don't get it either. He fucked up so he's bitching it seems.

Mää :D metsätien miehiä

you know grosjean is a cunt just by looking at his sunglasses

Would you horny jiggle?

>Hulk EXPOSED

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>guys in the factory...bla bla bla
why can't he say something else, it's like listening to a broken record

Wrong, he's from Limburg

just

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>77
based and finnpilled
ebin :DDDD
thread theme: m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsObPrm7Isg

>you know grosjean is a cunt
Yeah, he's french.

EVERYONE I KNOW
GOES AWAY

IN THE END

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No he's not leave him alone bitch.

autism

both the Ferrari drivers are in desperate need of a shave

>Hurr durr... it's he's dutch
Idiots... clearly someone spiked his toothpaste!!

based Seb triggering the entirety of dutchland

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Had this prepared fug the start of tomorrow’s race is going to be very interesting

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no, he's swiss

honestly what did max think was gonna happen lmao

Whats wrong with Limburg?

hahahahah

holy shit, instant breakdown

Amx went stupid slow after letting Vettel pass.

based seb pulling a schulz on the dutch

This is some next level shit right here

AMX is gonna take someone out in the first corner. Calling it right now

safe boring marketing tripw he always spews
>thank fans
>thank team
>everything went our way
>wave
except deliciously it didnt go his way today

those are some funny sunglasses

What a GOD

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have you ever been there? fuckin thing sucks.

Max crying on Dutch tv how everyone ruined his lap.

Kek

>Leclerc should be the no.1 driver

Fuck Leclerc and his fucking faggot reddit/netflix fanboys.

>OCELOT GEAR

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How will she celebrate her husband's pole, /f1/?

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>yoga pants

Hamilel had a radio bit on the live timing:
>I was up there, man

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Loosen the cage

...

b-but hes cute :r

probabaly with lewis' pole

They speak funny

with her horse's pole

They talk like retards and they had been a feudal mess split between us, Prussia and the Habsburgs until the Congress of Vienna so I don't think they really count as Dutch.

Here's how to gage Leclerc supporters
If they call him Lecute or LeGOAT, they're regulars who watched him since F2
If they call him Sharls Lecleck, they're netflixbabbys and casuals

>tfw haas

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The same way she always does.

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>Leclerc: the gentleman agreement just doesn’t exist

Based twink

>no rich heritage spanning thousands of years
I really envy yuropoors sometimes

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AMD AMX STATUS:
[ ] NOT SEETHING
[X] SEETHING

This is true.

jesus christ...

how will haas fuck up in the race?

XL chance unflared

Chad Rosberg
Virgin Gasly

Forgetting to pitstop

if they call him Lecute they're fags
ftfy

Shut up bitch.

Who is this Italian sounding lady doing the interviews for Sky Sports F1?

Based. Reminds me of this old clip where baby amx and lecute crashed into each. Amx seething and Leclerc saying
>It was just a racing

y-yes daddy

This LeGOAT is the only true name, gp3 supporter here.

Bazat.

Wait till hulkenburg bullies the stralyan into a ditch again

Also true but still regulars

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Is that THE ABSOLUTE UNIT on the left?

Federica

they do go straight/take the shortest line when finishing a quali lap, slowly shifting to the left to set you up for the right hander is the racing line though

Fred

Just a racing incident*

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holy shit
how old is he? I'm afraid i'm heading down the same road

WRONg

who's /cuckgasly/ here

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FUCK VERSTAPPEN

you just know

Imagine how big his cock is

the uk sky Italian woman is not Fred, it's some old hag

kvyat is borderline between the utter shit and a good midfield driver

NUUUUUUH

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>white girls

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youtube.com/watch?v=L42H4vkbHYc
JUST INCIDENTE :DDDDDDDDDDDD

>tfw Kvyat could have started ahead of Gasly and Max if he had made it through

Would have been hilarious

Is it ever worth dating a "horsey" girl, /f1/?

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Lads, how is Kubica able to set comparable times to Russell after 8 years away from single seaters and with limited use of his right arm?

youtu.be/L42H4vkbHYc?t=27

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williams is that shit that even I could be within a second of russell

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>can be sued
pls tell me this is fake

Because Ruslel is slow as fuck?

Only if you first fuck the horse in front of her to assert dominance.

Only if you don't mind being way down their list of priorities.
The horses and daddy are above you on the list.

"old hag"

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FUCK. NO. I've done it twice and promise you, there are few more reliable warning signs than identifying a woman as a horse chick. This woman is 30 years old and still identifies as "daddy's little princess". If that doesn't immediately put you at Defcon Fuchsia (or whatever colour it is that you have above red in your personal threat assessment system), you're in need of some serious remedial "don't stick your dick in crazy" training.

Even worse if they compete at riding, and if it's dressage, you may as well date someone in a mental hospital, as they'll be more sane than her. Horse people are strange. Dressage people are strange enough that other horse people think they're strange.

THAT IS NOT THE ITALIANS WOMAN THAT DOES DRIVER QUICK INTERVIEWS FOR SKY UK I'VE ALREADY FUCKING SAID THIS TWICE NOW

Will he return

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never before has a single picture brought me such emotion

she has a benis

She can handle it

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the other one

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le JUST AN INCHIDENT faec

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JUST

>don't stick your dick in crazy
but that's all my dick likes

Crazy chicks are always great in bed, though.

JUST INCIDENTE :DDDDDDDDD

i wish, user

lads I don feel like going to bed, rec me good spoopy movies

Because he's the GOAT

Have you really lived until you've taken a restraining order against a former lover?

he can clearly smell the pusy fumes

Then become a stable boy and fuck the whole lot of them on the side.

Just don't date them.

*overcomes the odds and does the unthinkable all day all days everyday*

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>a former lover
h-haha yeah

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Is she girllet?

Zat were zo much down on Ferrari und still finizh ahead of zem, I zink shows wat great drivahs ve have in Valterri und Lewis.

>Camera pans Emilia out of shot while the head continues to rise

Could she be anymore obvious?

Stupid Italian

Every polesitter has lost so far so dont worry it's HAMMER TIME tomorrow

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>Gasly
Just drop him already and drop Caterina on my dick

women arent people. and i dont mean that in a bad or bitter way. just being honest

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>30 years old and still identifies as "daddy's little princess"
nothing wrong with that

t. faggot

Who needs to be called to have amx and kvyat to crash into hamilton and vettel?

Yeah bro honk honk am I right
Well memed

AMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMXAMX

Greatest comeback story since Lauda

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tell me one single thing being wrong with that

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HIDF lads where you at?

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>30 years old

putin's goons will come for you, oleg.

based dubs. do they have knife hands in kiwi land by chance?

yeah?

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name a single driver with more chadness than kvyat

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Last night I dreamt I won a race that Grosjean and Hamilton were leading because they went through the same oil stain and had to slow down, and I skipped the podium ceremony which I regretted later because I found out Raikkonen finished third.

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looks like that guy from sin city

>He's slower than Grosjean in his f1 dreams
Lmaoing @ urlife

>russian-brazilian genes
if it's a girl, she'll grow up tto be probably more beautiful than her mother
god help it if it's a boy though.

He's punching well above his weight with her.

Judging from that image, he's knocked her up as well? I wonder what Nelson Piquet Snr makes of having Kvyat as the father of his grandson?

CUTE!

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youtube.com/watch?v=LVfgQ8145jU
I want her to step on my balls

Unironically met her. Something about her that screams early/mid 2000s Max Power Magazine girl that sort of fell through a wormhole. Pretty cool actually.

Bazinga

Can't you see Ivan? She is not in adult mentality.

>"At least he is better than Nelsinho"

She looks like a slutty chav from a council estate.

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no woman is

inb4 hammer time

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rachel? yes she is

>+0.841
>+0.841
>+0.841
>+0.841

Kvyat is like 3 tenths behind him in a fucking Toro Rosso. Gasly won't last until the end of the season by this rate.

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You okay Nico?

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twitter.com/deadlinex/status/1116968438252093440?s=19

>legoat mad at himself

Nico is the personification of Lewis's inner demons

>that is a 560ml cup

Just how big is Bottas?

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Can someone edit this pic so it reads:

>Hamilton: I don't know what the hell is going on with my hair

what is his haircut called

*btfo'd for two races*
>he's not exposed! he's not exposed! give him time!
*qualifies four thousanths ahead of hulk in a session were the fast laps got fucked up*
>it's hulk who's exposed i'm totally vindicated!

The state of retardo fanboys

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JUSTE À LA MODE

Don’t be lazy. All the letters are there in the current text

weird, she looks a lot like my sister

>How Can Gentlemen's Agreements Be Real When Our Times Aren't Real

Formula mEme FP2 is on

youtube.com/watch?v=psDUiax3Kaw

Cute

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Can I have a go on your sister then?

Kek

reeeeeee I was too slow

thank you for replying. I was worried no one would.

>Hamilel's going to break Shoomey's Most-Poles-For-One-Team-record this season
How does that make you feel?

>god help it if it's a boy though.
lel

Fucking kek

I don't want him to be rushed into F1 and I don't want Gio the Nazi to get the boot but at the same time I kinda hope Mick wins F2 this year and gets promoted to Alfa Romeo. Would be fun to see him go against Gimi.

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based

>schumi vs kimi all over again
no no no
inb4: alonso to renault

Be honest /f1/ did ANY of you rate GAS over HAR last season?
bit embarrasing if you did

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So a Max Power model then

MAX POWER MAX POWER
MAXIMUM AND HIGHER

>Rating Shartley

I miss these "lads mags" :(

Do Nuts, Zoo, and FHM even exist these days?

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No, all the signs were there, Gasly almost choking in GP2, helmut sending him to japan

what is the logic behind the rule saying you shouldn't be able to see any of the front wings interior elements from the outside?

What's she looking at lads?

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why is it trashy women (especially british slags) that make my small benis be the big benis

do i just have shitty standards or is this brain damage

It was made so you could ask

When leclerc loses his patience, the devil shudders

yes

I never rated any of them.

FIAMG has to hide their mini rocket engines

ahahahahaha force stroll pr trying to make lance look better than he is and taking checo's time from q1 instead of q2, when he went 7 tenths faster, so perez would be full 1 second faster on pic rel

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'alien growing hair to imitate humans'

Lads if I could just turn your attention for one second to fat checo please

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Classic kikes.

Keked

you're insecure, so women of low standards makes you confident because you feel you won't disappoint them

At every race Nico is present his mere presence costs lewlew .150 a lap

Apologise.

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Is Lance Strulovitch getting the belt every time he's losing out?

WEWUZUNDERDOGZ
>another 1-2 quali
>will be another 1-2 race

The underdogs always win. I love this era of F1.

IT WON'T BE 1-2 RACE, INCIDENTES WILLL HAPPEN, FERRARIS ARE FASTEST ON STRAIGHT

>"We were just staying neatly behind each other, but at a certain point Vettel passed me and the two Renaults as well,”
>“So they f****d up my entire build up, while there is an unwritten rule that you just follow each other.
>“But whatever. From now on in qualifying I'm going to f**k them up as well.”

how can one frog can be so BASED?

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seething deformed child gets angry when people do to him what he does to others then cites some unwritten rule

wew

>stay negative
>stay negative

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so you saying there will be incindete gains?

but he is a finn

>tomorrow it's a race
>overtakes vettel instantly

kino foreshadowing

nothing in particular, just amazed that fucking heimgartner is on the podium

Ain't it fun?

>next race in Baku he gets a 5 place grid penalty for blocking one of the Ferraris

based

>slower than Vettel for the entire weekend
>overtakes Vettel
pick one

>LeGOAT fucks up
>FUCK CHARLES YOU CAN DO BETTER
>AMD AMX fucks up
>THEY FUCKED UP, IT WAS THE UNWRITTEN RULE

Le Clerc is the better racer than Vettel, he will scream for team orders but to no avail.

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I can unironically look more femenine than that and I'm not even trying to. You're just gay.

>GIMI IS THE UNDEAD UNDERTAKE
>GOATTAS TURNS HEEL
>LECUTE NEW BABYFACE
>PEOPLE'S CHAMPION HAMILEL WORKING THE WHOLE FIELD INTO A SHOOT IN Q3
>NOW AMD AMX TURNING HEEL TOO
>BAW GAWD ALBON IS BROKEN IN HALF
lel, f1 turning into WWF1

Isn't there also some sort of unwritten rule that says you're not supposed to crash into people every race?

Kek

>AMD AMX
>Not already a heel

All F1 drivers are absolutely huge; just compare them to their cars which I hear should be the size of double decker buses these days.
I suppose it's the perspective on TV that makes them look smaller.

>Ladies and gentlemen. I present you; the World Drivers Champion of 2019

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Did the FIA ban the grapefruit juice?

no u

Live streams for Formula Florsch are not working.

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Max is the absolute CHAD turning this apologist onionboy semen slurping sport back into COMPTETITION

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BIGttas

>wingman redemption arc

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will grando end up in an abattoir after this season?

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Except when he's bitching on the radio

Is max dare I say it an unwritten rule babby?

No

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it's the "French CS:GO Pro" style

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Bottas during Finnish interview;

>so there was a little drop in performance 2 weeks ago in bahrain, but it seems it's back to where it should be for this weekend
>yeah I'm not here to play I'm here to win

GOA77AS

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BASED

Boddas WDC 2019

Formula meme qualis in 20 minutes

WDC 2019 - 2020 - 2021

Fucking faggot Mercedes fuckface

Formula mEme

Qualy:
youtube.com/watch?v=L3tuYz8Ht3k

Race:
youtube.com/watch?v=9morqXfDvQE

YOU NEED A UK VPN
YOU NEED A UK VPN
YOU NEED A UK VPN


No VPN:
superformulagp.club/

Tbh I won't mind another merc domination year if Bottas wins it at the end

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Does Finland have any young drivers coming through the ranks who will be able to fill the shoes of Kimi/Bottas when they retire?

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Same.
Especially because it really BTFO's the Hamilton greatest narrative if he gets beaten by both Mercedes teammates to WDCs.

I mostly wonder how HAM is going to handle it if he keeps losing in points. Since Nico left he hasn't really had to deal with any frustration at all, unlike Seb.

no

I want to hug Sophia because she is going to be sad.

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>EXPOSED

no longer wingman
Bottas has become W I D E M A N

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No testing. She has a power delivery problem but VAR don't know how to fix it. They only ran the car like twice before this first race.

No. The sponsor who has sponsored like ALL Finnish F1 drivers is old and when he's gone, so is the future of Finnish motorsports.

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WAGlad will STILL claim that Sam Bird is not a football hooligan

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Oh he definitely is.

He is just very funny in the Q&A videos they do before the races.
He used to get called stumpy when he played footie.

I was wrong.

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Don't do this to me.

in 5?

>@SophiaFloersch
>Didn‘t sleep well. A lot to think about. PREMA is more than 1 sec ahead of everyone. We miss 3,6 sec.
>At the end of the small pack of 10 pilots. Lost 3-4 sec compared with my F3 teammate 2018, no way

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Is an car an athlete?

like from @dan_ticktum yet?

Bottas went a season without a win and people think he is going to be a factor in the title race

>this cope
top fucking kek.

Qualy now

WAKAFLA FOREVER

>be Nico Rosberg
>win race
>team radio:
>AROOOOOOOOOO


>be Same Bird
>win race
>team radio:
>ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY

>vln delayed again

Someone make sure we don't miss Carrie's VLN race

That's Carrie obsessed Finn's job tbqh

based snow in april

Iggs are on

>VLN delaying themselves for Formula mEme quali

Very kind of them.

formation lap in vln

Kimi will help finnish youngsters to get in f1 when he retires

Gimi wasn't sponsored by him. His dad rather sponsored him than to build an inside loo.They got their toilet 2002 I think. Just think about that

kimi actually paid many tests for Vilander back in the day
t. knower

Why does he try to imitate arnold?

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Who was the Gimi before Kimi.

RECYCLE

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Yeah, I always hated those nicknames, but I hate how this is kinda true.

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>trusting that anime tier fake line
He fucking sound like an even faggier version of Hamilton tbqh

da arse

This is so true, more people need to realise.