Dembouz is fit and ready.
Dembouz is fit and ready
Leo Butler
Jordan Rogers
cannot wait for GOAT pacey black lad to show Trashford how it's done and tear up ManUre
Leo Brown
WINCHESTA!
Josiah Fisher
a prince masterclass also incoming today
Julian Miller
>*wakes up at 11:30 in the morning*
>*reheats some cold leftover pizza from 3 days ago*
>*pours some coke zero*
>*launches fortnite*
>*plays 9 hours in a row*
>*gets multiple victories while carrying his team*
>*decides to go play some football on a whim*
>*turns up at the 2nd half*
>*Valverde gives him an earfull, he ignores everything he says*
>*gets subbed in*
>*scores and wins the match on his own*
>*goes back home for a cheeky postgame fap and a football manager 19 all nighter*
>*gets 2 hours of sleep in total*
>does it again and again and again
How can he be so good while putting in no effort whatsoever? Can anyone realistically stop him at this point?
Sebastian Thompson
Literally the only Ngubu that actually works.
Easton Lopez
He's unironically better and more clutch than Mbappe
Kevin Sanchez
>angry messi providing balls to pacy suareth and dembouz
man u's murderballing defense in for a rude awakening
Matthew King
>pacy
>suareth
pick one
Robert Fisher
>suareth
Aaron Adams
>buy dembele
>win the treble
I see a connection here
Oliver Sanders
based
Plenty of rest was the key to his recovery
Camden Lewis
based Dembele
I planned to skip the game given the lack of Messi but now I'm not sure
Evan Bennett
Jacob Lopez
Time to carry Messi again *sigh*
Alexander Wood
Why no messi?
Ryder Cook
champions league
Blake Nguyen
you idiots only related to him because he's a lazy fuck. you forgot the part where he has some redeeming value for society, unlike all of you.
Michael Taylor
antonella wants one more son
Ryan Stewart
i'm actually a top shitposter and get 30 confirmed lels an hour.
You're sat there being bitter contributing nothing, checkmate bro.
Sebastian James
>Literally the only Ngubu that actually works
for only 150m
Alexander Clark
>training when you have perfect ambidextry
Lincoln Gonzalez
I fucking wish. Means we get Dembouz for a long time, since he'll be happy to make history.
Aiden Taylor
I thought they were going to keep going until they get a girl.
Evan Anderson
Dembouz is IQ89 but he's ambidextrous which mean he get an extra +10 IQ bonus on every roll. In short Dembouz IQ is 99 which is the average IQ in France.
Dylan Peterson
Literal bargain
Juan Collins
I'd keep trying without any effort.
Ethan Foster
100 IQ is by definition the average IQ you spaz
Sebastian Howard
Based
Matthew Flores
> French education
average IQ =/= average IQ in France
Chase Adams
That's probably it
Aaron Ortiz
did he oversleep for this game?
Caleb Thomas
t. below 100 iq
Christian Richardson
Literally the ultimate neet
Henry Ramirez
Based pacey NEETgubu
Lincoln Mitchell
Not gonna lie, I get mad when Bartomeu spent part of Neymardollars on this skinni boi.
But I like him, he is not only fast but has great ball control and space vision.
Carter Bailey
Nah he was stolen a one vs one with a non offside for no reason at all except to give Tebas more income. Repetition showed he was in position so if they waited for the VAR as a non rigged league would, he would had winned the game by himself again before pulling another all nighter
Liam Taylor
you could have got Hazard and Griezman