/hoc/

go knights

>JESTS

reminder to not spread invasive species

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You guys think Columbus blows the 2-0 lead two years in a row?

The leafs are now the only hope for an Original Six Cup, thanks Shorks

you mean take a sharks?

Hey I got off work really late, I heard bolts fans are on suicide watch is this true?

Friendly reminder that the pengs will sweep in 6

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This is THE Ted

Tfw Tranpa swept in 5

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sharks in 7

LMAO YETS

leafs nation reporting in

>tampon gay btfo
>pongs btfo
>shorks btfo
>sams getting btfo
>avs will be btfo tomorrow too
what a blessed playoffs so far

>all these bad guy teams getting BTFO
Maybe there is justice in the universe

isles in 5 desu

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>>shorks btfo
>Up by 1 in series
That's not a BTFO, dipshit-kun

ayy lmao

Satan's herpes right here

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Penguins should trade crosby. He deserves another shot at the cup.

>92020987
fuck off, plastic ayy spammer

If holtby played games 1 and 2 last year they would have gotten swept and they got completely dominated in game 2 but won on a meme goal

This team feels different and the lightning are fucking shook

If they weren't on suicide watch yesterday they definitely are nowl

Quick, who's getting eliminated on wednesday?

For me, it's replying in an old thread to an argument I was losing so that I can have the last post and pretend like I won.

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>All the good guys are going to win tonight
BASED

Trotz vs Caps round 2
Laff vs Ted redemption round 2
West lmao who the fuck cares we didn't even bother writing that part of the script

cut my feet on zebra mussels so many time on the lakes while jumping off piers. fuck them.

post the hot sharks girl to make me feel better pls

You shouldnt talk about your mom like that

>bolts go back to having no fans
>pens go back to having no fans
based night

Syd to Vegas. Vegas will trade the farm...picks and some players. Malkin to Tampa for Point.

OMG!! We are beating the Sharks! YAAAASSSS

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perfect

>be me
>CBJ fan but i dont want to waste money on game 3 or 4 tickets just to see my team get raped by tampa
>buy tickets for game 6 just in case the Jackets actually make it a series
>Jackets win the series in less than 6 games so I dont get to go to any games anyway
Guess I'll be at nationwide for round 2

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Kessel to the leafs for nylander

the other one

shorthanded again lol

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>preds, bruins, Avalanche, lightning, jets, penguins, sharks all losing

Is this the most based start to the playoffs ever?

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seething

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miss the >rags in the ploffs bros

the other one

Can you start shuffling in the rest of Saturday's games instead of still showing stuff from Thursday?

>TAMPON GAY
OH NO NO NO NO NO WE TOLD YOU ABOUT PRESIDENT'S CUPS BRO, WE WARNED YOU

Meme teams makes for meme results

soon

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Who is that guy?

ted is the zyzz of /hoc/

The Laffs would have to eat half his contract though.

>lightning get btfo
>pens get btfo
>shorks get btfo

I’m gonna cum

I will once today ends yes

Im amazed that the islanders have had this season. did anyone even expect this besides me, who kept shilling wild card material

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every matchup besides Laffs- Broons is comfy

... is that Faith Goldy?

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>every first round is going the best possible way except the one my team's in

If >we are gonna choke after finally making it in then I hope at least the flames or bloos can win it all.

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comfy is codeword for reddit

I'm honestly surprised the Islanders even have a team still. Thought for sure they'd be relocated.

Nobody did and anyone who says they saw this comingis a gosh darn liar

you werent supposed to even beat the caps. Do what the leafs did to washington 2 years ago, and make them work

just got back from a double date with me and my wifes partners (we're one big happy poly family!) and wasnt able to watch my bolties, Howd we do tonight? I had a feeling theyd rebound!

Faith Goldy’s lips groyper

Hockey Gods are teaching you a lesson

Bringing up your posts defeats the purpose of an anonymous image board you idiot

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Always good to see Tranpa Gay and Shittsburgh lose

>lost one game
>really only lost one period
Calm the fuck down, buddy.

youtube.com/watch?v=7rsGewLnDOg
All Teds, report in!

who cares dumb wojak poster

She's not blonde though

>down 0-3 in the first
Put me down for a yikes

Fuck the canes and fuck Tom Dundon. They are getting swept

Reminder that the blues are Canada's team.

>you werent supposed to even beat the caps
Were the Teds supposed to beat the Bolts? On the road? Twice?

Standing by

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...

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

No one else does. Jacasses in the Isles thread says rags fans easily switch to Osles fans and visa versa so just buy an old Tavares sweater cheap

I reaalllly like this video

>more dumb /AAF/ fags
shoo, shoo, not for you

oops, sorry

I'm killing myself if that happens

Tom Dundon just lost 270 million dollars on the AAF.

I expected to have the rags season this year

Where did the Tampon Bay anime fag go? No where to be found on Yea Forums

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>le 52-day """league"""
get dunked on AAF nigger

>Israel
Don't you have a couple series to go rig, Gary?

No disrespect to the jackets, I'm a firm believer that Columbus sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Bolts of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Bolts play great hockey it's just not fair.

If the Bolts lose again I will face that the Jackets deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Bolts and the NHL.

ayy whattup Jewish Ted

just a few more million to go

probably hanging out with those obnoxious pens fans

Do you honestly believe that entire crowd tonight was not just Ranger fans larping as Isles fans?

Rust Belt > Sun Belt

I mean, they are a Canadian led team, probably more so than any other team, but still, no.

How dare he not want to keep losing even more after finding out that it was a fucking pyramid scheme?
Fuck him!

LADS THE JEWS ARE ON TEDS SIDE

SAM GOT DABBED ON
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Please tell me the Leafs are gonna choke

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Why didnt phoenix ever get their token move or expand into the sunbelt, get a cup?

Stamkos took a knee for police brutality victims for the entire game.

One of your Canadian brethren insist the Isles have shit plastic fans which is incompatible with them staying in the Island. The following does extend past the island but they are passionate,

Rare flag for /hoc/.

As an optimist, I am going to say the Shorks are getting all their >shorking out of this way in this game so it doesn't come back to bite them in the SCF against the Jackets of Blue from Columbus.

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Gary just sent me the final script for the playoffs and the 2019-2020 season. Canes are losing in five and getting relocated to Milwaukee

standing by

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nah senpai lord stanleys coming home

>1-goal lead
>the 2nd period isn't even over
Let me know when the Blues have actually done something.

He literally got scammed into buying it for 200 million dollars in the first place, then lost 70 million more dollars on it within a month. Nice business acumen.

But hey buy a jerks shirt. Lmao.

Penger is a fucking midget standing next too Ferraro between the benches. id unironically sudoko myself if i was a bald manlet

Honk Honk

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>BOOOOlts fire Cooper
>immediately goes to another team and makes them ploff contenders
such is the fate of sunbelt coaches

>home
But the habs are already out?

the other one

vegas collapse begins?

Even if you don't root for CBJ, you should, cuz Ted will post dicks if they lose

I’m torn between wanting them to lose first round and having them lose tithe Isles

IT WAS 3-0

Fuck the canes, fuck Tom Dundon (who lost 70 million dollars), and fuck each of (You).

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I'm sure there are plenty of other reasons for you to sudoku yourself

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
COUTURE
O
U
T
U
R
E
UNLIKE THE TAMPA FAGS THAT DISAPPEAR WHEN THEY ARE GETTING FUCKED, I AM GOING NOWHERE BABY

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imagine him going to chiraq because its unfair as fuck

>those kneecaps

yikers

*270 million

can someone be my (You) coach. i feel like i have a lot of untapped shitposting potential

>Barzal/Tavares meeting in the playoffs getting closer and closer to reality
I've been memeing it since day 1

everyone on /hoc/ loves and respects the shorks even if they wont admit it

HOLY FUCK SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Standing by

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this is happening and Florida will become an Atlantic power at the same time

triggered aaf queer get out

OH MY GOD THESE PLAYOFFS

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>taint poois

>it was 3-0

Sorry for your loss, lad.
For what it's worth, I found those >Boats memes pretty fun even just as a passing observer.

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>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0

just bee yourself

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
EK65
R
I
K
YOU SWEDISH MOTHERFUCKER, HIDING YOU POWERLEVEL ALL REGULAR SEASON YOU SLY FOX, YOU

I’ve never met anyone who disliked the Islanders that wasn’t a Rangers fan, what’s up with you? Get a different hobby, so angry

dumb chink stop posting

LOVE the teds

Oh my god these playoffs are just the gift that keeps on giving

3 - 3

FUCKING THRONTON BABAYBAYBVBYABYHABAYBAYBYA

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK IS THESE PLAYOFFS

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>providing line of credit up to $250 million then reneging = forking over a quarter bil to an (((Ebersol)))
is this financial illiteracy responsible for the weak Canadian dollar?

>IT WAS 3-0

Canadian hockey teams belong in the aaf they havent won a cup in so long bitch

HOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
FUCK VEGASS
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
J U M B O
U
M
B
O
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

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SHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRKKSSS

Holy shit. Only third day and ploffs have reached epic meme levels

i think chinks are chinese
hes a jap

CALIFORNIA SUN LADS

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LMAO

fuck these gay playoffs. id go back to the nba but the magic still fucking suck. how are my lightning down 2-0

where's that cunt that said these ploffs are boring?
fuck him

>both games in INT

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY WHAT THE FUCK

Learn how to make ice fuck nuts

Are the shorks not shorking?!?!?

>it was 3-0
LELMAO
>it was 3-0
LELMAO
>it was 3-0
LELMAO
>it was 3-0
LELMAO
>it was 3-0
LELMAO
>it was 3-0
LELMAO

lads was Yzerman a psychic for jumping off the Hindenbolts before they imploded?

I dislike all bandwagon based teams. So basically all American teams that haven't had success for long periods of time.

PIE

PIES COMING

IT
WAS
3-0

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>58

vegas is fucking done

If digits Lightning will be eliminated during Kucherov's upcoming suspension

...

Magic are beating the Craptors ya goof

sigh..... cant make the finals every year. looks like the shark are taking this one

>92021559
>58

not an argument you schizo fuck, learn to b8 better

yes

S-St. Louis tied it too guys

this

shorks and flames would be kino af

There's still 40 minutes

2/10
Giving a (you) cause it seems like you've fallen on hard times and /hoc/ supports one another.

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holy fuck i just got that fucking meme

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reddit

What is even?!
I’m scared lads

how does sam live in americans' heads this badly?

Martin Jones in the locker room:
>"W-we tied it coach, does that mean I'm getting put back in net? Please?"

Maybe TMI, but, my hormones are all over lately and I cannot even handle the emotions this game is giving me. Two more periods of that may actually kill me.

Based SHORKIES

why the fuck do you faggots like the flames so much?

>kniggets
>blowing a 3-0 lead that fast
OH NO NO NO NO

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because the flames are a fun team

It is Ohio's destiny to defeat every regular season record holder

unis

Nobody likes the flames

hockey is for everyone

minor league game?

Nice blogpost

they were winning and the jets tied it

THAT'S THE PLAYOFFS, BABY
>MOST
>DANGEROUS
>LEAD

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Love playoff hockey lads. Hope >my team gets back in some day

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White heterosexual men who live north of the Mason-Dixon Line*

they're a cool team with chill fans and that's all it takes

snes or oilers?

i don't think anyone care about the flames

OMG NOOO! WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LEAD? I HATE THE SHARKS! WHAT DOES THE 58 MEAN?

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What about white hetero men that loved most of their life north of the mason Dixon but are stuck in the sunbelt now?

How many times i fugged ur mom

>tfw reverse shorking
shall be ending it all lads

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Holy hell... VGK may have owned the first half of the period, but now they're bleeding teal.

I'll take the blame, though ... last game I did Gordon Biersch, followed by Lagunitas. Tonight, I reversed it... bought the Marzen, sat down, and we scored our first goal.

Right back in it, guys... new game in the second period, and we got that first period over and done with, now. Whew...

At least you had the apollos

>rags

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no

>kniggits

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damn. hey at least mr skeletal and demko look promising

>rags south

They get swept lol did I mention fuck Tom Dundon

...

The Ted's success in the face of overwhelming odds are sending inspirations waves through the whole league, lads.
Thank you, Ohio.

couture looks concussed

Gotta believe in Skeletersson

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I'm a big old gay homo and you literally can't stop me from watching hockey while jacking off

vegass has to be shaking their heads right now in the locker room
shorks must be feeling pretty good

If you maintain your allegiance to your original non-Sunbelt team you’ll be grudgingly allowed to stay

what an abhorrent general this has become

also boeser and others. maybe that finnish kid might show up next season on the third pair. you got talent in the farms at least

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lmao-ing HARD at the piss nites

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I live both south of the Mason-dixon and west of the Mississippi and am not white and nothing you do will ever make me not enjoy hockey and I will heem you on the ice

downvoted

No doubt in my mind

absolument

everyone keeps saying >our team has tons of potential but i'm still skeptical, i know how badly we can flounder even with tons of talent

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If the Jackets win another game I'm gonna go full Ted up in this bitch.

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Better than Nabakov

those are decent numbers......for 80s

Crosby has a pedo stache.

>Mommy, Daddy, what do I do if I see a sunbelter?

>MFW 3 GOAL DEFICIT

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basado y píldora roja

and people gave the flames shit for having bad goaltending...

>tfw you remember making the playoffs with fucking nabakov

that series was ass and doesnt count cos 2013

Is Karlsson back as one of the top 5 NHL d-men?

Nice to meet you, fellow jaded nucks fan

What does it mean to "bin" a "Finn?"

Thanks, everyone else is mean. Then again Canada is calling me a band wagoner because Islels

Firstly you need to identify which team the Sunbelter is a fan of.
If it is the Sharks, give them a handshake and a pat on the back, otherwise kneecap them.

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vegas reasons

>when you out shork a shork

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how is this allowed to continue?

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mate, have you always watched the isles? if yes your fine

>Bog, I know well of your skills, but this is fantastic. We'll be in touch in the coming weeks.

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>The Blue Jackets started the playoffs last season by winning the first two games of the first-round series with eventual Stanley Cup Washington, which won the next four games.

Why wouldnt you remember he was your franchise goalie for like 10 years

been watching since i was old enough to '97, waited 14 years for us to have an actual chance and it only resulted in disappointment

>one team got punched in the nose
>and the other one delivered one back
they pay these guys how much?

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maybe for the 3 games he stays healthy

dont ruin the sharks with your gay anime

no he was on the islanders at the butt end of his career.

Those 2 wins were in OT. The Caps weren't out of that series. Tampa Bay is down and out since the 3-0 lead blow.

Sadly he will always be a poor mans Lidström (which isn't bad).

>Sharks
>Not anime
Fuck off, newfag

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difference is both those games went to OT and caps were resting Holtby who they brought out in the 3rd game

it wasn't 5-1 and bolts don't have an elite goalie as a backup

also caps aren't manlets

>vegASS

sharks arent anime just you gaylord

the only thing I hate about watching playoffs hockey is I always miss my team's announcers when I watch other team's matches

Have sex

lidstrom could play defense.
karlsshit is a very poor mans paul coffey

Kucherov has a hearing with player safety tomorrow

FUCKING REFS

do snowniggers hate the sunbelt because a warm environment reminds them of all the sandniggers, poos, and shitskins they live beside in Jewish hive-cities?

>goaltender interference
FUCK OFF GARY

hes like a poor mans orr. both were done by 30 anyway.

I have. Who would become an Isles fan now after 25 years of failure? I even met Trottier in ‘84

>that
>no goal

lmao okay

my team always gets to keep butch and brian at least. based MSG

Some based capsposting going on right now tbqh

sunbelt is 90% nogs

>Fleury out of crease
>lol interference
That diving French Canadian dandelion needs to fucking get a concussion

post the hot sharks leggings girl

>caps were resting Holtby
m8, he was in a slump at the end of the year. at the time >we thought grubauer was the better choice

>not a goal
>powerplay for reddit
fuck these refs

Don't worry we'll all get to hear Pierre together soon.

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No, because its filled with niggers and spics

that was pretty soft interference gary

If we don't get any OT tonight I'm gonna heem Gary

refpuck is back again tsk tsk

Tfw made this specifically at the request of sharks bros
Sharks are as anime as it gets desu

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Zebras are colossal retards holy fugggggg

>2’ away from crease
>interference
Wut

>rigged for vegas

gary really wants this one going 7

STUPID KEKING REFKEKS GET FUCKED YOU BEGAS CUM GUZZLERS

Bull fucking horseshit
That was the worst call I've seen all season, he wasn't even in the fucking crease, how fucking blind can you fucking be
I'm so fucking mad

Well, Timmy, the first thing you do is check his skin tone. The ones with real dark, chocolatey skin are probably Kings fans, you can also recognize them if they start shouting “BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA” at you. Pull out your pocket copy of the FBI crime statistics and start reading, it should scare them off. You’re in real trouble if you encounter the light brown ones though, most of them speak Spanish so they won’t understand you. Let them mow your lawn and give them a little money so they won’t hurt you. If you come across a white sunbelter it’s too late, you’re on his property and he’s already cocked his weapon

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GARY

Oh, I see how it is.

>82% white
>mid-high 60s this weekend
>never have to deal with hurricanes or Florida Man
>making Kucherov so mad he removes himself from the entire playoffs
Nah, it's pretty comfy over here.

wow fucking garypuck

Gary ruining a good night of hockey

Lidström is the best swedish player of all time. It is a tall order to live up to, and unlike Lidström he is prone to injurys.

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'twas my request too, anime-edit friend
Vegass Shooting 2: Electric Boogaloo when?

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the other one

so you're saying leafistan ISN'T crammed full of chinks, gooks, poos, hajis, somalis, and francophones?

OMG GUYS STONE JUST SCORED
THE SHARKS ARE STONED LMAO
WE'RE GONNA WIN

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lol these western conference games are clowny as fuck

sam btfo

>VGK leads by 3
>SJS tie it up
>SJS scores again
>they're denied of it and given a penulty
>VGK scores not even 20 seconds later
GAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no

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When will the ducks be moved to Wisconsin and become the muskies?

the state of hellebuyck

fine sharks are anime. fuck them and fuck sunbelters.

>jest

>No more, comebacks Gary. This is the final straw.

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For me it’s rooting for all the reddit teams and against the hoc approved teams

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what even is happening

>american goaltending

Reminder that the Knight's are NOT the good guys in this series

Yep

Never

Doesn't feel that different from the usual canes game.

Not gonna lie I don't have the time to keep up with everybody else during the regular season, I just kinda assumed this bullshit was the norm.

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shorks will tie it and win in OT

Ok fine I know I've been saying knights for this series but fuck i cant hate >you guys.

Canada (and Tedistan) literally took as many of your nogs as possible in the 19th century and still are Antarctic White compared to the American South

That's the wrong answer

>gotta believe in Bertuzzi
kills a guy and his family
>gotta believe in the Sedins
Regular season winners, playoff losers
>gotta believe in this young skeleton
Can't be any worse than before I guess.

More like funbelt

>WV all alone in the east
grim

it's probably just nu-nhl but it's ridiculous how many games have 7-8 goals scored before the halfway point of the game, and they're gonna make more restrictions to goalie equipment?

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>coaches can challenge against a goal
>but they can't challenge against a no goal
bruh

Only if you're retarded.
Are you retarded?

>CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

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Name a city in pissconsin more than 150 miles away from the reddithawks

More penalties, less defense
How are we going to get the same amount of viewers as the NBA if we don't have scoring every 4 seconds?

are the jets so shit because they have too many americans?
I say yes.

These playoffs have been shit so far.

>lose your stick
>grab your mark and toss him on the ice
high iq play

Not really. You're gonna have to wait till samuelie dies off and even then odds are the move won't be approved anyway. Ducks have dug in in OC and are expanding.

And just as many fouls

true, but that doesn't change the fact they had holtby on the bench to substitute in for the 3rd game unlike blots

Calling the fans, in general, bandwagoners. Doesn't mean they all are, but mostly.

t.chiraqi

>I want nothing but goalie duels and no roughness

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Shorks I just want you to know that you're literally the only part of California I don't hate with every fiber of my being.

I'm not a ducks fan trying to desperately hold onto a team that wont stay, so no.

Uh yeah, I think we are based

goalie duels are unironically fun

4-1 is the most patrician final score in hockey.

Too much warm weather is a bad thing. Need a bit of cold and struggle to inspire greatness.

Why?

cute alien

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Bold assumption on your part friend

The only reason I got into hockey is because I got tired of watching games end in 150-130 meaningless scores

it's like playing one of those japanese card games where everything has ten billion HP instead of magic where you barely get into double digits.

No, youre just the autist that spams the same post on a Korean basket weaving forum who doesnt pay attention to the inner workings of hockey operations.

Sharks should put starting goalie back in

For me its 4-2 with an empty netter

Only the second time I've posted it lad.

Go watch soccer then
They even let games end 0-0

For me it's 4-2

>Implying more penalties won't start killing roughness
>Not enjoying a good low scoring, goalie battle
As expected as someone with a onions meme saved on his computer

For me it’s 10-0

>Couture is kill
F

GET OFF OUR BANDWAGON

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I'm more of a 5-3 guy myself

who cares? all kinds of hockey is nice. Appreciate players like hasek, CuJo and turco as you did with lecavlier and modano and iginla

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>helleshit

Sure it is m8 ;^DDDD

Because players have no idea when refs are going to call them for something and when they aren't. They are too afraid to make contact because they might get called, so defense takes a big hit. The league is a mess right now. They should honestly just remove all physical contact and call every little slash/xcheck.

>west of the Mississippi
He's here

For me, it's 3-1.

>win 62 games
>play 10 minutes of good hockey in the playoffs

Pottery

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Elite post

I lived in Calgary for four years and they are in a totally other conference than my number one team

I was o. The wagon before you were born sonnyboy

Side note: twig and berries absolutely crushed

Mabey it irks you because you sense the truth in it.

That Tendie Interference call is one of those that can completely change the dynamic of a series.
I hope the refs realized the just ruined the credibility of any outcome of this series.

Roy was one of my favorite players growing up, and I find 0-1 games infinitely more boring than 0-4 games.
Goalie battles are only interesting if >your team is playing, otherwise it's a slog.

The Blues are winning again

For me, it's 3-2 (SO)

Fucking stop, you weird creep.
Nobody likes this shit. Take a fucking hint.

Except there literally isnt. Again pay attention

Let this be a lesson to them to NOT use up all their energy in the regular season

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For me, it’s 5-1

i like it

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For me, it's 4-3 after trailing 3-0

>literally responded to an user who likes it

Sorry did i steal your gimmick of posting thots for (you)s

Hockey goalie duels are way better than pitcher duels in baseball or 0-0 draws in soccer. Soccer is just a welfare program for yuros to slurp semen, and pitching duels are batters fanning for 4 hours. A goalie duel has plenty of shots, but amazing saves. It's great plays by goalies, not just "omg that throw curved 9 degrees instead of 7!"

wheres that tim hortons commercial with the kid who paid for everyones coffee?

Blues d men are fucking giants.

They stopped airing it after adults started bullying kids into buying them coffee

the one this year is about the tfws learning sign language

unironically watch cujo vs lalime in 2000(?) where toronto won thanks to mats sundin. that was a kino 1-0 OT win

redditcawks have a distance rule in place

he was killed in the humbolt broncos bus crash

stop stealing trips, Ted

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Thanks for the update, user.

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It's now about the hardships of the TFW Tim Hortons imports getting accustomed to a different country

Yeah, I’m thinking this series is over

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>eats your ducks

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>Caps went down 2-0 to Columbus last year
got em just where we want em tbqh

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I hope this is real

>*stinks like unwashed taint*

>winnichug

>Can't get called for going invisible in the playoffs if you get suspended
Is this some 300 IQ move?

2-3 games for that easily

let's take bets.

I'm gonna say 2

This is a Ted Thread, Evgeny. Dollar General R*ssians need not apply

Hockey goalie duels can also be low shot rate, dump and chase back and forths. Rarely are they actually dual 30-save shutouts.

For me its

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>Th-The Caps were down 2-0 l-last year!!!
The absolute COPE of Tampon Gay bandwagoners LELMAO

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If the lightning come back, the "IT WAS 2-0" jokes will be legendary, so either way we get meme fodder.

>i'm actually enjoying seeing the teds win
WHAT AY TWIST

watching blues jest game where is LAINE the god?

0
Gary will not suspend a "growing hockey market"s player for this offence.

Yea its musky

Those aren't duels, those are just shitty offensive games. At least 25 shots and .950 SV% to be a good goalie performance.

>jests

Playing Fortnight in the locker room.

so what if tampa does fall down 3-0? are they the 2012 canucks incarnate?

yfw the Ted collective memes to a cup

>Gary doesn't suspend an offender against a growinger hockey market
Sure

kuch did nothing wrong, but this is the nuHL, so anywhere from 1 to 3 games is possible, probably 1

oh shit! The most dangerous lead of them all!!!
CBJ BTFO!!!!!!!
TED ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

worse

>imagine being this retarded

I'm here and there's nothing you can do to get rid 'o me, Cletus

honestly thought nhl writers were out of ideas after the vegas meme last playoffs but this is great

you forgot
>sunbelt

1 so The Invisible Man has an excuse for why they lost

so the 2003 red wings, where they got swept by the anaheim ducks

can we just skip ahead to the Flames < Bruins Cup where you faggots are once again reminded who the greatest sports, political, and intellectual city on Earth is?

>be a piece of shit who gives no effort
>pretend to be surprised when other team kicks your ass
>get angry and chimp out like a nigger
Kuch did plenty wrong and it's what makes his defeat and pending suspension so great. He literally has no one except himself for being such a failure as a leader

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I'm still wasted from >my teams loss yesterday.
What happened?

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what happens if Tampa actually come back and win the series?

Ya it really wasn't as bad as everybody is making it out to be. The guy was down and all, but Kucherov hardly put any weight into that hit and the guy wasn't unprepared to receive the little bump either. It looks worse after all the other people come in and try to pile on top like idiots.

strategic losing

I want to bitchslap Gallant's stupid fucking frog face to badly, it hurts.

yes, he's done many things wrong, but bumping a guy playing the puck on his knees isn't one of them

fuck boston. go jerk off to the pats again because I would pay money to see the leafs dab on you

then they prove their worth

We shit on the teds

They're still called goalie duels.

They play the laffs

>unironically being a communist town giving scholarships to women for their vaginas best known for cheating in American football
Keep publishing NEJM articles from Midwestern universities senpai

People continue to shitpost and the cycle starts again next series. The same thing that happens every year here.

Trudeau told Marchand and Bergeron that if they sweep their enemies, their enemies win

He sperged out of frustration and hit a guy without the puck. He was lucky it was just a "bump" but he acted like a nigger and should be punished like one. The jacket he hit should get to whip him on a post at center ice before game 3.

Kuch also committed the tripping penalty that had him on the ice

for me its the bruins succubus

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Lads, Binnington might actually be a god.

Her face is uncanny and frankly quite scary, how anyone can get an erection from her baffles me

>music lives more important that black lives
Can they do that?

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>hoc claims to be white
>hoc defends bigger behavior

she can happily succ my bus, lad

>giving a Finn the whip against a sl*v
Jesus dude, we don't want to execute the guy

when you look at her from the side she has a real cone head

True...

This bitch legit gives me the creeps.
All season makes the intermission a horror show.

>yfw Stars/Isles Stan Lee Cup

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>stick over glass penulty on VegASS
>Gallant is sooooooo pissed

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stupid fucking phoneposter

he is playing 4D chess

have you accepted winnington as your lord and saviour?

vegass/cbj stan lee cup

heard it here first

>a guy without the puck

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SAMS SWEPT IN 4
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

battle of the defense

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Yes we do. Sports are our gladiator pits

would be based
stars are the only good sunbelt team

JEST
>JEST
JEST
>PETRANGELEL
>JEST
JEST
>JEST
JEST
>JEST

Gary should just start the lockout now these playoffs suck

bruhs

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seething

t. defender of niggers

holy fuck rip

post teams you respect

sam btfo

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get past the autocorrect this time bud?
You fucking loser.

vgk
laffs
blues

the fuck is wrong with the jets? Did >we shake them that hard?

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i was told that winnipeg was winning the 2019 stan lee?

This is clever. Marchand got a suspension for spearing someone in the nuts.
If you just shoot the puck into their nuts you have plausible deniability.

she probably sucks and fucks

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

None of them

They're just a bunch of chimps, don't worry about them user.

>he fell for the wienerpeg meme
yikes

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where you been?

Every fucking penalty needs to be reviewable
Fuck the NHL
Fuck Vegass
Fuck faggot fucking shithead queer Fleury

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Leafs nation

...

>jets
loving every laugh

kek

"""""interference"""""

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what's the jets problem?
pro tip: it's not a finn

>canadian teams
habs
>american teams
sabres
islels
bruins
craps
stars

>nigger lover
>also an incel
Starting to make sense

Maurice is a poor coach and Laine is a retard that can only shoot

>every series will be 2-0 by tomorrow
ba-ba-ba-BASED BETTMAN

>My knights!

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guy is doing ALL the right things here.

>get pucks in deep

>take a hit to make a play

only thing he didnt do was crash the net!

ALSO

BLUES BRUINS CUP FINAL CONFIRMED. JESTS ARE KILL.

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>Couture, a forward, blocking the shot in close with his nuts
>Karlsson, a dman, hiding behind the net and also burying his face in his hands
Next Lidstrom.

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F to pay respects to the shorks

>second shorthanded goal of the game
I've always cheered for the shorks in the playoffs. Mostly because of two things. 1, I worked evenings so I could always catch at least a period when I got home from work. 2, my team the laffs sucked for a long time. But this game, how in the fuck can you screw up this bad? I mean, it's not tampon level bad. Still though, it's close to it.

don't bet on it kiddo

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