Knights vs Sharks

Sharks came in too hot! We got tgis boys! One point already!

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LETS GO KNIGHTIES!

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lol nice one shorks

WHO /SQUEAKIN4EAKIN/ here

Mfw when we already scored

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>whores

Why are there so many chinks in Canada

Why are there so many spics in Los Estandos Unidos?

Not using both teams in the thread picture is bad juju

We counter it with waifu magic

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Because of our versions of Justin Trudeau

>unironically posting dinks
grim grim grim

California has better women than Nevada.

I hope so, I need you guys to win this series

Bullshit score anyway. Lucky.

Seems a certain team must have paid the league to ignore the blatant tripping and high stick bullshit....

Hmmmm....

Oh wow look at the thots and fake whores in Vegas jerseys. Lmao. What a shitty city with shitty fake fans.

Hey Vegas fans... How long is your drive to the ocean beaches? Lmao

I hate the sharks, but since they are cali I gotta cheer for them. Vegas is hella lame kiddos.

Next year kings will be back on track. Then I can say fuck the sharks again.

Go Knights!

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>Shorks

RIP Sharkies

FUCK YAH

>shorthanded goal
PUT
HIM
IN

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking gross nasty bitch.

holy that is embarrassing

the knights of nevada are ready to rock. ear drum busting full volume.

LMAO BENALTY

>shorks shorking
Must be April.

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SCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>shorks

Dont see any proof

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>Canadian goaltending

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>playoff jones is different
uh huh

There's the regular season Jones I remember.

2-0 fuckers

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If Knights keep this up I'm buying that overpriced Jack Daniels bottle.

STOP THE GAME
JUST STOP THE GAME
THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

>jon3s
WHY

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

???

can I get some DABS

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PULL THAT LOSER NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

oh
my
god

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3-0

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JEEZU, JONES

3-0! Eat shit California!

DELL WHEN?

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>JON3S

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>Canadian goaltending

That's because you're obviously blind

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you can really see how karlsson won those 2 norris thophys tonight lmao

Americans actually watch hockey? Hockey was cool in the 90s. Quick ? Is there any sexy bitches at hockey games?

Every fucking play that big nosed k*ke Stone is blasting people in front of the net after the whistle.

thinkin the >shorks are playing 4D chess right now

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>57 sv%

NEVER FORGET GAME 1 OF LAST YEAR

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>its a rerun

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>6:39
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus is it time to switch this game to some infomercials?

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What the fuck is this shit?

Man fuck this game.

San Jose is hereby kicked out of the cali broship.

What a shitty ass team. Once my kings get back to dominance, cali will once again be supreme.

At least she's not a dink, but she's still pretty dreadful.

HE'S IN

DELLMAO

She is clearly marginally superior to the vegas goblina

ha ha, remember this from last year?

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I hope you do, Kings and Knights should be the real rivalry. And goddamn I love watching Quick on net.

>miss first 6 minutes
>see shorking starting early

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"We're" going to beat you to it desu

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LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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JON3S

I wanted a good game. Now it's already over.

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>kongs
>dusks
>LA filth

holy fucking milk

Just reminding everyone
>It was 3-0
SHORKS

>Shorks aren't even posting anime girls
Wtf its only a 3 goal deficit.

refs got the call

What happened to the Sharkies

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something weird last game but they seem to have returned to normal now

Could I have source please
I n-need it

Been there, done that. We can run it back.

LA > SJ

Kys kiddo. Both the Kings and ducks are aesthetically better, and their fans far more true and loyal bitch.

Already looking ahead to game 3 tbqh.

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They got what they deserved

jon3s happened

not enough toilet water drinking, has angered the gods

>Califags

go to local bar so you can get infected with hiv since it was decriminalized to spread

the absolute state of shorks

>92021256
>talking about spreading HIV
>vegas fan
vegas is HIV HQ

Refs working overtime for the Sharkies.

This sort of seetheposting really isn't necessary, user.

weak call

>All these penalties

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER

wow prophetic commentary

Ez

I'll have you know Vegas does Meth not heroin and homosex like NorCal.

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

>Fleury's defense lets him down again
I swear I've seen this game before.

E K 6 5
K
6
5

the shorks are... unshorking???

for fucks sake

Lmfao Ez

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>vegass

SSSSSSSSSKARRRRRLSSON

Yeah, I'm thinking we are back

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check cleared to the refs

?

So tell me did california state decriminalize the intentional spread of HIV to a partner while keeping it secret?

Meaning if you have HIV+ you can infect someone intentionally while not telling them and no felony.

They did this to end "stigma" too

real defensive struggle we got here

SHARKIES DESU

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Playoff Fleury has activated
Shorks in 4

holy fuck

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HOLY SHIT

i'm glad I tuned into this!

J U M B O
U
M
B
O

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LMAO

Holy fuuuuuck

HOLY FUCK LADS

UNSHORKED

go fuck yourself

1 by 1 fucking Golden showers.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCK YOU VEGASSSS

>Vegas is shorking
A fresh twist

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHOMST!!!!!

HOLY SHIT
>IT WAS 3-0

Fucking go shorks boys

California as a state is a joke, of course.
But random anons who just happened to be born there shouldn't have to answer for the shit that their psychotic politicians do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS LADSSSSS

Randy is going to lose his voice again

>fl3ury

can we just take the sharks out of the league already? they shouldn't even be allowed to play with the shit they pull

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>KNIGGERS
>SHOWERS
>CHOKING 3-0 AGAINST THE SHARKS

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SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
GOOOAAALLLL

Lucia Javorčeková, apparently.

Now dats sum playoff hockey

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS GAME?

Baby sharks doo do do doo do baby sharks

Playoff Fleury

why

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not goaltending

>mad
>at selachimorphas

Why are you using a BMSR cover as a reaction image?

These teams are trash.
This is terrible hockey.
High scoring is indicative of poor play.
Fucking trash game.

based Randy "TOUCHDOWN" Hahn

Random anons dont just happen to be born in california. They're born in mexico and then run across the border into california

It was 3-0

Thanks lad

Also what in the ACTUAL fuck are these ploffs?

Look at all these power plays

>Mad at high scoring
Go watch soccer then

Is there a dirtier team than these two?

Constant cheating in this shitty ass game.

No respect for the fundamentals that have made hockey what it is.

Tbh I do think either team could be crushed by Calgary in round 2. Especially if they're both tired.

is this don cherry posting

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It's called playing properly as intended you fucking teenage imbecile. You people are ruining the game.

literally me rn

>hating scoring
t. boomer

soijack.png

>I want nothing but clean play and 1-0 goalie battles
Fuck off to /mls/ then, cunt.

>le goalie duels are the patrician games
Fuck off

I HURT MYSELF

TODAY

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What the fuck bros

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i'm thinking you were right.

Time to drink some Evan Williams.

>How fucking DARE these two rivals aren't playing playoff hockey cleanly!
>This is a disgrace to hockey as a whole, I wish I was watching a 0-0 game right now

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I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

don't worry boys, clean slate

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>Evan Williams
Cheap-ass

>ywn watch hokkei with cirno
it hurts

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PLAYOFF FLEURY

[refpuck intensifies]

Hoping for 3 overtime periods

>Activate it

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why are you complaining? makes these games entertaining as fuck

>did they announce a penalty as well? on logan couture? for goaltender interference?
lol this fucking announcer

GARBAGE

NON ERA PENAL

Unbelievable. Refpuck.

>those digits

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REFPUCK

>IT WAS 3-0

PLAYOFF REFS

GET STONED

PENULTY

what are they chanting?

Dont elbow a goalie in the head, simple as

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lmao this game just got real good

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KNIGGETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND IT COUNTS BABY

WOW

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>people thought Stone's contract was too big

ref you suck

REF YOU SUCK i think

What’s with the horrible defense? It’s almost hard to watch

what the H*CK, ref??

I made you fellas a thing, but this isn't >my series so I don't want to have to be around to post it.
Use it if you want, I guess. Best of luck to >you both.

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Why didn't Sharks use their challenge then?

I appreciate you

this game is bonkers

can you challenge a penalty being called?

>Sharks decide to roll the dice and see how many high hits they can get away with before one is too high just because they're frustrated
Great plan, guys.

good job, user

they tried but weren't allowed to

why do sharks fans call for a penalty on every instance of a player falling

I swear other teams don't do it as much

t.oilel fan

When will the teams chimps go at it?

you can challenge goal tender interference tho - so I think so

>now Kane is fishing for penalties
>can hear players screaming "FUCK YOU," and "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at the refs
Jesus, keep it together. They came back from three down in a single period. This is one goal.

Were attached to Mexico they can just walk here. Why/how do so many Chinese find thier way to Vancouver

>sharks player tripping over himself AGAIN

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Can't challenge a play if you draw a penalty before it

Shipping containers.

they are used to preferential treatment

that makes no real sense

>pull the most absolute bullshit call that alters the game
>expects players to not be mad.

lol.

i think it was quite obviously goaltender interference, but the penalty call was questionable

Why do so many of them find their way to San Jose too?

gary made the call

Sharks player tripping = penalty

PING

NOOOOOO SOMEONE CONSOLE MARTIN JONES

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wilting dandelion leaving his crease and tapping his head against couture's ass = goaltender interference

why is that each time I turn to this game there's a penalty?

tbf, those ones in and around the San Francisco Bay area have been there since the late 1860s. Their families came over to help build the railroads. Western-Pacific, I think.

Did Logan Couture just block that one with his cup?

That's basically the same for the west coast. Now they just import themselves over

not just san jose but a lot of those foreign exchange students from china are from really wealthy families and diplomat/government official families and are sent to infiltrate the US

OOF

>couture heads straight to the tunnel after getting hit in the nuts

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>that crotch shot

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D E L L
E
L
L

This is going to get brutal.

Yes

Right into the nads

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RIP Couture bloodline

Kane is feces made flesh.

kane being a nigger and refs don’t call shit

Couture the new Salo.

>kane chimping

Yall think you could time down the racism? I don't want folks feeling uncomfortable in this general. Thanks.

Go back

N O P E

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How bout no

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I don't think the monkey with a stick did anything wrong, he's gotta do his thing and get under the Knight's skin

ha ha ha NIGGER

Fuck off faggot

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webm of couture getting hit in the dick pls

>*AHEM*

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Yeah I missed that.

based. thanks lad.

just need a video of it

N

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I

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Best I got

twitter.com/cjzer0/status/1116913589682622465

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>GARY, IS THIS A DELAY OF GAME

>begas

>this blatant refpuck

what a meme game

here's a better one
twitter.com/jeudepuissance/status/1116914258707648512

This thread has too many seething vegasfags

G

imagine being a team that relies purely on penalties

T

seethe

go suck a cock Shark-Boy. Maybe you and Lava Girl can go find that lead you lost

*imagines being vegass*
*goes full onions*

the second one wasn't working for me for some reason

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They've only been watching hockey for two years. They'll learn the rules eventually.

cringe and bluepilled

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seething? we're winning m8

nigga what

Whenever I took a puck to the nuts in high school, I always tried to go down in the most funny way possible

we had a dude who played tendie for us in street hockey who got hit in the nuts so much it became a running joke and we'd fall down laughing whenever it happened

shit like him wearing a cup but my slapshot would curve up somehow and hit his taint

missed cause I was looking at that dude taking one for the team

There are a bunch of posts nitpicking the refs and whining about Kane, that's seething when you're ahead

>defending negros

one of my buddies didn't wear a cup one day and took a clapper to the nads, now one of his nuts is like permanently swollen and huge

Oof, did you guys play with those hard plastic balls too?

>defending whiners

oh yeah, the hardest ones were the best

Waiting on Kaner to send Vegcucks packing

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also we had a couple guys who weren't huge hockey buffs and would just take full golf shots

That kid who always forgot a piece of his equipment was always the worst, bonus points if he forgot a shin pad, used a bunch of socks as a ghetto shin pad and then got popped in his shin.

Funniest thing ever written here.

lets call it a draw

bruh when we went on a scout camping trip I'm the mountains, during the dead of winter, with feet of snow on the ground, some kid forgot his fuckin sleeping bag.

Yeah the kids who didn't play hockey were always the ones doing something completely nuts during our street hockey games.

desert benders in here

Go knights go!

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Did he ded, or did one of you guys have their first gay experience?

what kind of person would type something like this? who would even want to insinuate anything good about or wish for something from kane?

I honestly don't remember if they drove back down to buy him one or what happened.

you remember ;)

Sharks get fucked

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Lesser of two evils

Let's Go Shorks

How much longer until the flower wilts and Vegas is exposed as the frauds that they are?
I give it 5min

yea unlike you virgin "lifelong" bulletsponge.

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The rest are a mess, but this one's actually pretty qt.

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Stay mad

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she should be a Sharks fan with chompers like those

has pictures saved of random girls. Yikes kiddo.

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kek, what is this shoop

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And after a second look, the brunette in the gray jersey on the other side of the girl with the hat isn't bad either.
But yeah, the rest are pretty grim.

fuck outta here with that weeb shit. we're trying to shitpost

>dragon ball
>weeb

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i made it while high and watching dbz during last years playoffs.

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STOP TAKING PENALTIES

>all these weak calls for shorks

califags get bullshit calls all the time. just let the hiv+ mexicans lose already

>you dont

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7 pp and still losing, yikes

the sharks' face is wonderful, the fact you'd even think to make cell's head into a mouth is ingenious

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Anyone have a webm of that acting job?
>slashes stick
>keep trying to shoot
>can't score
>OOF MY STOMACH AHHHH

retard

Get your eyes checked

>sharks player tripping over himself again

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>even with gay nigger calls the calipoz team can't win

1:1 series

>ANOTHER SHORTY

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>two shorthanded goals
jesus christ

WILD BILL

BASED KNIGHTIES!

thanks boss appreciate it, I would also appreciate if the vegas kniggerts fuck themselves back into sodom and gammorah where they came from

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>5hork5

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What happened Shark bros?

Holy shit Sharks are done

WILD BILL
I
L
D

WILD
BULL

There have been a lot of shorties in the playoffs already

>shorks

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thats a minus for norris contender brent burns and superstar eric karlsson

imagine the other team scoring more on your own PP

Did you cucks not see him grabbing his stomach way after the play? Lmao

5-3

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Thought Kane had one there... damn it Shorks

Vegas needs more penalties against them. We seem to score more when we have less players on the ice.

The sharks are the most overrated team

been like that all season, not even joking. genuinely don't worry when >we get on PK

Norris trophy has nothing to do with defense, sweetie

i dont. Lol fucking loser.

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S E E T H I N G

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vegas doesnt even have a star player outside of stone

>deboer not stapling the 4th line to the bench in crunch time
baka

>california fans
>nonstop booing

why is there always a shark talking to a ref, really makes you think

Fleury

>yfw the better karlsson is on knights

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the melkman is a shork tho

Most teams do this. You should do whatever you can to get an advantage.

I went to a ducks Game in Anaheim once. The people around me didn't recognize selanne when they showed him on the jumbotron, wondered loudly how many periods/he ling a game was and wound up keavibg early. These were glass seats mind you.

Doesn't mean anything by itself.
Just "talking to a ref" a bunch has no bearing on whether or not they have legitimate complaints.

john plays for the caps

Was Nyquist the most overhyped trade?

Sharks fans are totally fairweather. Sad!

>an 8th power play

really sloppy game of hockey going on tonight

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i wish the shorks would stop pulling their goalie already. this shit never works

It's the equivalent to a Hail Mary Pass. It's very unlikely but why not try for it?

judging by PP performance, the +1 man never helps them, doubt +2 will

>get 8 power plays
>get outscored on the power play

>no goalie is better than jones & dell

niggers chimping out

Man i really want this series to go 7

TAKEN MY SIGHT
TAKEN MY SPEECH

YES KANE YOU GO

Good game. Mark Stone is my hero.

Kane is such a stupid fuck.

SPICY

GG 2 ez

gg sharks

Right? And they overpaid for him by an absurd amount. I don't know how the Sharks will manage their salary cap.

Salary cap criticisms are so fucking stupid
>That team has lots of good players
>How will they pay them all???
You have to have good players to make a run
And then you'll have to lose some of those good players
That's the cap era
You have to pay good players their market value

>>shorks shorking
>Must be April.
must be a king's fan