/heem/- Winners Workout

If they ended up throwing down, could Gaetche take Schaub in a fight?

no

gaethje makes schlub quit any day

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They actually looked a pretty similar size

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Blessed
Fatselum
Khalil
Grant
Krylov

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I feel like Gaethje could take a full power Schaub hit but that Schaub would go down with a full power Gaethje hit

Oh one hunnerld percent, bee.

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What a bitch

I'm sure you'd walk right through that punch, huh?

Not sure if Gaethje could handle Schlube's ground game, check out this technique

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We talking modem or prime Schaub, my guy?

Who I want, Blessed and Gastelum, but my gut tells me it's going to be Dustin and Israel.

Taken worse from my father

based

no need to be angry friend

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You haven't gotten caught yet?

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I felt a tap. Verbal.

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You’ll wanna join the world wide friends club homeboy

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ur gay

How did this tool ever get into the UFC?

>Pre-Med Club

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they used him to study inherited CTE

Two dagrees
streamable.com/tl92y

Real thread

baset

this is not derek

I think he's related to John McCarthy

Redpilled

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>No, I said Doo Ho
my god

cringe

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I think you would be surprised

I don’t know dan homeboy what else ya got chin?

This is just sad

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Your Carlins, your Pryors, your Chapelles, your Schaubs

Baste

Your Cains, your Stipes, your Fedors, your Schaubs

Yuv got half the mount rushmer of calmedy right there

>when your forehead itches but you forget you have hands so you rub your head against something like a mongoloid

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>jannies keep deleting Schaub threads
Schaub confirmed not entertainment or comedian

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It's beyond ironic that this guy gets payed to talk for a living

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Jesus

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what's your end game?

Spreading the word of Schaub

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Would you trade a little CTE for schaubs life? Not actually be him, but to have all the things he has.

BIG NUT IN THE BUTT THIS WEEKEND GASTYLUNG GETS AIDSASAMBOD IN THE MCNUGGIES SATURDAY NIGHT AND WHO COULD FORGOT MAX BABBYWEIGHT IS FIGHTING A MEMBER OF THE CROWD FOR THE INTERMAN TITTY

could i still maintain being a t shirt mogul? like would i have Schaubs turbo CTE resistant brain

Ya I mean you're basically but you have all the success and circle of friends. You don't have to do his standup or anything, but you gotta do all the media podcasts etc.

i would but i wouldn't

You just made the worst fucking mistake of your worthless life, janigger. I'm going to rain down on this general like never before. Just you fucking wait.

Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck r&b
Fuck hiphop
Fuck wiggers
Fuck ms13
Fuck the triads
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck Muslims
Fuck Kikes.
Fuck Chinks.
Fuck Weebs.
Fuck Autists.
Fuck Internet Censors.
Fuck Goverment Employees.
Fuck Gang Members.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck cops.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck Jerusalem.
Fuck the Koran.
Fuck the Torah.
Fuck Warner Brothers.
Fuck Women's Rights
Fuck The Rockefellers
Fuck NATO
Fuck the UN
Fuck The Middle East.

yeah but wait till after my thread pls

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The guy is not okay

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get a life

Who's the biggest bald fraud in MMA.
Hard mode: no Dana

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Yikes!

Matt Serra

Can't even BEGIN to imagine what goes on in this loser's brain.

Years down the drain accomplishing literally nothing, 20 hours a day, for YEARS, being nothing but a loser for anonymous attention

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GSP

ITS TAUHLFFF MAN

God, this retard was such a fucking mark for Conor.

His best comedy yet

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In many ways

Ngannou is the GOAT

I'm ready for whoever the UFC decides to put in front of me next

This was the best training camp of my career

free fight
youtube.com/watch?v=F3vdboENS_Y

I think I did enough to earn that fight bonus

Id heem you both at the same time inside the first minute

this was the easiest weight cut I've ever had

Saturday night I'll have that belt wrapped around my waist.

I'm just looking to get my hand raised

LES GOOoOoOoooo

You're going to see a new version of me on Fight Night

I can't wait to showcase my new skills
*gets heemed*

I have the best team in the world here with me

Hm...

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Well, no excuses but I actually got injured during fight camp and couldn't train for 3 weeks

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I had staph going into that fight plus a broken back and I didn't spar for 4 weeks but you know what it is what it is he was the better man tonight

Hmm......

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Not many people know this but I was actually wheel chair bound for the 3 months leading up to the fight

Sorry for the performance but I did what I had to to win

spammy is that you?

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No one can compete with me in this division

I got caught

>tfw 5'4-5"
>straw-weight women are literally taller than me

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I'm going to go in there and impose my will on him

That’s just something we drilled in camp leading up to this fight

i wish i was a manlet with an amazon gf. being 6'2" is suffering

I’m not lookin towards the future im just focused on this fight right now.

He's got a lot of good skills but he's never been hit by someone like me

There’s levels to this

I don't study my opponents I just focus on myself

When I knock people out they don't fucking move

youtu.be/w7j5zlYNCww

STAY WOKE HEEM STAY WOKE CONNORS CREEPIN

>he has the just fuck my shit up hair

god bless

This was for my family and my wife who supported me, Maria, Frankie and Sophie daddy will be home soon I love you guys

What did Yoel do to this man?

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You guys know me, I’m not a trash talker im not good at it, im not gonna call anyone out in particular i just want a top 10 fight

I'm coming for that belt

That uppercut makes me physically recoil

Almost became the first death in the octagon

I'm going to expose the holes in his game.

It's weird how Luke gets dropped but he's weirdly just rocked enough to hold himself up to eat that uppercut perfectly. It's like some WWE shit where he's waiting to be hit, that's how out of it he was. No defence

He was already down.
Why oh god why did he go for the Mortal Kombat fatality?

It makes me sad everytime I see him trying to stand back up, but he can't and he just has to watch as Yoel caves his face in.

When do you guys think we’ll see the first death in the UFC / Bellator? Will it be due to weight cutting, head trauma, both? What will the fallout be?

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*gets a pedestrian tko finish early in the card*

GUYS? IS THAT NOT A 50K PERFORMANCE?

*smiles at the crowd beckoning them to cheer*

/heem/ is selling you wolf posts

why non-white men like her?

i think i'm a nightmare matchup for anyone in the division

I broke my foot 3 weeks out but I still dominated the striking exchanges

Max, tomorrow night

*heems a guy who's going to get cut*

I'M ONE OF THE BEST FIGHTERS IN THE WORLD, NO ONE ON THIS PLANET CAN STAND WITH ME

I SAID DON'T FEAR ME

*calls out a fighter who’s fighting two weeks from now*

Sorry for missing weight, there were just some things that happened. It won't happen again

His time's over now it's my time

>calls out no one in particular and asks for whoever’s next in line
Cringe

We knew he was going to come in like that but we stuck to the gameplan

I've been in this game a long time, I think I deserve a money fight

can I save this picture? I'm a heterosexual male

Wake up Israel

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Take a look at the big screen and walk us through the end there

*mistranslates fighters comments completely*

Top contenders duck me, and for a good reason

what the fuck is wrong with that guy's body
and his beard looks shitty

That was one of the most spectacular performances I have ever seen and I look forward to seeing you back in the octagon.

Blonde hair, brown-eyed women are my fetish

Kino music desu

OHHHH HES UNDER THE CHIN HERE IT LOOKS TIGHT HES GONNA TAP....oh he got out.

Dana!
I NEED THAT FIFTY K BONUS BABY!

Shoutout to Monster

Is this what spammy meant when he said he was going to "rain down" on /heem/?

*heems you* At the end of the day I have nothing but respect for this guy for taking this fight, he's a tough guy and I wish him the best

this is one of the best /heem/ threads lately though imo

The judges robbed me tonight.

What are you guys watching?

Is he going to be the best german fighter in the UFC?

pillow fencing

porn

nipple tragedy

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NGANNOU

i had a few injuries going into my last fight but i'm all healed up now

why did they make tyrone/lawler 2?

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i smelt the tap

Oof that gyno, it’s taughlf bee.

loma fight.

gross. dark hair and light eyes are where it's at. light hair and dark eyes is the absolute worst combo.

basically giving lawler a favor and woodley one as well. since askren was bing a bitch about the rematch, give robbie the other rematch he wants, especially since wonderbread is not fighting right away

How would he do at 165?

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*gets absolutely massacred*
I think i earned that rematch

*walls and stalls entire fight*
i'm the most violent guy in the division

A new angle

youtube.com/watch?v=XI-YHN3H5A4

Where The Fuck You At Mcnuggets Ya Fuckin Piece Of Shit!
I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass!

*posts on 4channel*

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I'm so sick of the same boring generic garden-variety looking women. Blue eyes are practically a turn off for me at this point.

*enters the thread*

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youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Pbdh3KQUw

2 GODs

that's why we need to diversity

is this motherfucker trying to be mma nardwuar?

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jesus fucking christ now that you said it actually looks like it, this shit is embarrassing

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Finished him with a fatality and then kissed his face prison style. That's tough to recover from b.

Late night heembedded
youtu.be/ieSRUsfiuC8

>What did Yoel do to this man?

He blacksploded all over him.

Only 100% clean fighers:
Stipe
Diazes
Blessed
Costa

>Max is a racist white supremacist nazi piece of shit

FUCKING DROPPED

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will max do da damn ting? or will salon quality dustin get it done?

97 more days jorge(George)

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If you can't touch your knee to the top of your head, don't even talk to me

If you can't bench more than your bodyweight, don't even talk to me

>Forgetting the Natty GOAT

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>Tries to get himself over
>succeeds

basec Schmo

unironcally whats with the jewish reporters in mma? they seem to be very prominent

"Anybody you'd like to call out?"

>YA, I'D LIKE TO CALL OUT A GIRL IN IOWA WHO IS HAVING HER SIXTH BIRTHDAY TODAY. WE LOVE YOU SHANNON!

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Jews in the media?
No way!

What is she explaining? Also is that Shaq or Derrick Lewis?

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Luke is aesthetic as FUCK

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Hot take: That's Derek's side piece

DELET

Mark Goddard did that to him

the fuck how'd i miss /myboy/ Luke
I was too busy looking at the fat guy and i thought it was Schaub

not even once

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I bet he pretty much looks like the Greek pankration fighters in the first Olympics. Just strong as fuck dudes wrestling naked with their shiny cocktips glistening in the sun.

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Who do you have in the main event tomorrow night?

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god i fucking love these

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I hate this meme but that made my laff

>not maintaining a neutral neck
trash

God damn imagine what one more gadoosh would've done to his speech

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Gastelum's staff infection and Holloway's chin

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CRUSHED WATERMELON

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Will he let people study his brain for CTE research?

Robbie's skull didn't stand a chance

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Brendan does not have CTE, can you stop with the shitty memes?

give it to me gay heem.com, is fatstelum unheemable?

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this

Based Blessed

>unheemable
>just got heemed by israel today
user...

See

Fug getting chocked with 320 lbs of force sounds awful

*injects EPO into the thread*

At the current rate blue eyes will be close to extinction within 3 generations.

>Your ban was filed on April 13th, 2019 and expires on April 13th, 2021 which is 2 years from now.

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it will be to the test failure, so at least 2 months sooner

reading this post gave me ptsd

THICCJ dillashart

It’s been less than a month and he already looks like this? TJ confirmed for NOT gonna make it.

They’re showing ONE fights on tnt and it looks like straight heems

*gives reddit gold* *upvotes*

divorce coming soon

Based Black Beast

Holiday SEASON

Holloway is getting caught with a counter straight left in the third and gets finished

Reminder based Gastelum heems israel

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Why are there no female Dagestani fighters?

our guys

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It'd probably be way too easy to secure a choke when someone gets their hands on the hijab

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How do you guys pronounce Verhoeven?

>Gaethje is an Abdelaziz fag
welp
he's no longer /ourboy/

Same as famous director Paul Verhoeven

F E R H O V E N

Khabib

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oof

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lol, that slap

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Khabib vs Gaethje would be a fight for the ages: the unstoppable force vs immovable object. There is no other matchup in the UFC that would be as competitive as this one. Book it, goof.

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Mods are asleep, post Danas

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i'd knock him to kingdom come.

B L O A T
L
O
A
T

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replace gaycheese with tony

OMG cheater eye poking the champ champ.

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It would be a boring as fuck grindfest where Khabib did his Khabib thing for 5 rounds.

Khabib vs Gaethje would be one man laying on top of another man for 25 minutes, while punching his arms and shoulders.

lmfao I'll be shocked if he makes it past 45

someone post the ig post where Dana BTFOs Schkrub and he cries about it and then goes on his podcast and talks about how Dana isn't a leader

If you dropped him that fast he was never your boy my dude.

The Mexican takeover

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Ali is an INSTANT anti-boying, any non-cazzie would know that you filthy disgusting cazzie

Get on outta here boy, scram! We ain't like your kind round here. Y'hear me boy? Git!

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Based and Funkypilled

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Tony has no wrestling and his BJJ is overrated trash (he hasn't subbed anyone with good BJJ). Khabib will both outwrestle and outgrapple him, Khabib is a far more legit grappler, because he outgrappled RDA while Tony shat his jocks at the prospect of going to the ground with RDA.

Schaub is a Kaufman Esque character. Your are all getting worked.

Fedor applies more than 500lb of pressure during choke. I remember seeing it on tv.
>He hasn't subbed anyone

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Subhuman snownigger can't read, how surprising. Who is the best grappler Tony has outgrappled?

Lee

Schizophrenia

Jacare was more intimidating before he started speaking English

So the guy with no submission grappling credentials (who still mounted Tony with ease)? For sure, my man, Tony is a BJJ munster. Meanwhile, Khabib is the double NAGA world champ and has outgrappled RDA - a European BJJ championship medalist. Both RDA and Khabib will make Tony look like a helpless child on the ground, because all it takes to take away his meme elbows is to pass his shitty guard - the same guard Lee had no problem passing and was raping the meme schizo man on the ground until he gassed out due to staph.

From his last 3 fights two of them were against pretty decent grapplers who were heavier than him. I understand that being a turkish colony is not an easy task but you can at least put some time into posting something decent

>pretty decent grapplers
They are trash with no credentials and you're an inbred nigger.

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Did fenerbahce lost recently?

Poirier
Izzy
Anders
Grant
Krylov

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Thompson and Weidman didn't deserve this

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Take this to /int/ fellas.

>Millender is underdog vs Belal

Why.jpeg

>who were heavier than him
Lmao. You do understand that Tony is a 200lb """lightweight""", right? Guy is the heaviest LW on the roster.

youtube.com/watch?v=k9Rk2z8pGYY#t=19m22s

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=845&v=YwK4L8EVK3g#t=13m48s

Timestamps seem to not function properly on 4chins. Open the first video at 19:22 and the second at 13:48.

Big news everyone....as it turns out you can no fap for 7 days, get a legit TESTOSTERONE BOOST, fap, then do it again and ONCE AGAIN RECEIVE A TESTOSTERONE BOOST.

When will the USADA start enforcing ejaculations so fighters aren't juicing themselves?

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based heem

>no fap
>TESTOSTERONE BOOST
That's how you go bald. Rub one out and save your hairline before it's too late.

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Little known fact, this 7 day crank cycle is exactly how Vitor reached 1400 ng/dL

It's not a true nofap...every 7 days you will wake up JUICY and ready to rip. Use that time well, and fap the night afterwards so you can rest and gain your strength for the next unleashed day

It's a simple cycle

I save my weekly sesh for Below the Belt w/ the boys

The REAL REASON Conor McGregor Stopped Fighting
youtube.com/watch?v=kIo-C9jIeUc

>tfw no beer for tomorrow's card

fuck.

>day before your biggest ever fight
>chilling with the guys
>fun atmosphere
>*knock knock* at the door
>Henry Cejudo walks in
>joins in the guys
>start talking again in a group
>Henry speaks over everyone
>makes every hush up
>starts talking about dreams
>olympic medals
>passion
>etc
>gets pretty heavy
>kinda boring
>he stops
>go back to lighthearted talking again
>Henry speaks up again
>same thing
>half an hour later
>Henry standing up
>still giving his speech
>everyone else looking down at the floor
>silent

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scatty is dead
his wheelchair rolled off the docks

>Beer
Faggot

I'm going out later to get a tub of icecream for the card. Ain't a card if there ain't no icecream.

Are you a middleaged woman?

>not watching the card with crackers, cheese and wine, and ending it with a cup of coffee and tiramisu

its like you don't even partake in cheap thrills

>long
>thin
>bony
>tight, clear skin
>decent face

Izzy could unironically be a runway model. He's got the look for that shtick. They prefer lankier more alien-looking guys than more traditional attractive chads like Rockhold.

You got the gays for the dude or what?

No! NOOO....... a bit.

Always regret skipping my night time kale shake when it comes time to deal with Schaubing in the morning

For me it's Sicilian olives, fried haloumi, and a Shiraz Viognier

I pop down bunnings round the block for the classic cheeky snag in bread between each fight.

Envious of you. Living the life.

"My wife's in Istanbul right now"

"I thought you said she was in Turkey bro"

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how do you train mma everyday and still be chubby, do heavyweights even train?

Schaub can do things previously considered impossible.

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He annoyed me so much I ended up respecting him

Gotta feel bad for tuggers after watching this

I'm going bald and I once wanked so hard I broke a rib, I don't think your logic works here

It's even weirder in the lower weight classes (Askren, Fatselum)

when's Brock back?

wait up lemme just call him and ask

He's flushed. Got btfo and cleanly pinned by Seth Rollins.

1:35
youtube.com/watch?v=oSnLJSaNLR0

when was this, was it on Bellator?

How's Brock doing? Any updates?

yeah he said he's OK but not sure on when he'll return to UFC

the call that saved /heem

obviously you're memeing, but if you haven't seen it, dana basically said brock v dc isn't happening

>What are negotiation tactics

The PeaHead meme ends today

I don't think Dustin is going to win this won bros.... he's too handsome and suave for this fight. If he wants to win he needs to shave his head and become ogre thug Dustin TODAY otherwise he is getting heemed

HOLLOWAY IS OUT
>HOLLOWAY IS OUT

>too handsome

i mean... he's not an ugly dude but handsome?
nah

GASTELUM IS OUT
>GASTELUM IS OUT

cringe

Judging by Derrick Lewis, a heavyweight can get away spending the same time in training as the average normie gym goer.

It's his haircut, it's very fresh. He got it on embedded the other day. He can't be doing this

as an australian there is no worse way to wake up to news like this

like the shit whittaker pulled, literally on the day of the fight

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Schaub never lost an interim title fight

Schuab is a chinlet

>as an Australian
you have a flag dumbass and why would that be relevant anyway? Nobody likes waking up to cancelled fights

Schaub didn't find success in the NFL or UFC because his greatest asset is not his body but his mind.

Schaub is a brainlet

>h-help me, Claudia!

You’re a postlet
Just. Do. Better.

Schaub is a failure

because of timing, card starts at 8am here, so shit happens while we're asleep, happens during the day for you

Nothing tops the Tony pullout
>a fucking cable

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Nothing tops Khabitch x2 pullout because he was too fat.

Tony kicked the cable because he thought it was a listening device.

what makes it even more ludicrous is that it's obvious he was wearing sunglasses inside and didn't see the cable because of it

i.ylilauta.org/eb/6cd8ee8b/nistin iskut.mp4

Rate this heem. Finnish narcotic guy punch right wing partys chairman.

that's a WMMA heem

ngannou vs cain-esque

Khabib the devout warrior of Islam could not resist the bodily urge for cake for one more day.

This punch dropped Wonderboy like a potato sack? Really makes u think

>Gets CTE

If UFC didn't have gay rules my boy Eddie Alvarez would've bounced back from the Mcgregor loss with a ko over Poirier, a ko over Gaethje and be fighting Khabib for the belt right now.

>finnish him!

it all makes sense now

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better than any schaub joke

He's really good looking, I think it's the jawline. One of those people that never looks bad in photos.

he's not your boy, you didn't even watch him fight live in ONE you hack

Megan Olivi is now the USADA ejaculation rep. She is responsible for the weekly ejaculations of the entirety of the male roster.

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we're watching the game tonight yeah boys?

Yes I did, I was so depressed after that

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i would breed olivi for sure.

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lying cunt

She looks like she fucks small guys

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Imagine seeding Megan multiple times

seeing schlob get folded never gets old bee

Nothing tops Tony ducking Khabib by preferring to break his leg instead of fighting Khabib for the real title at UFC 223, losing his paper belt won against staph Lee who got beaten by based Al twice (except when Lee was healthy) and then refusing to fight Holloway for the interim title which guarantees a shot at Khabib (something that Dana has been saying over and over for the last week). But of course, Tony "The Duck" Ferguson is going to bitch about how UFC is fucking him up the ass by not giving him opportunities to fight for the title, because that's what duck bitches do.

like fucking. cumming. but you are so cockstrong that you keep fucking with no break and cum for second time.

Nice one, Erdogan.

YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/breaking/Gastelum_late_withdrawal_UFC_236

god i wish i was that pen

Jacare in and heems Israel in the first

>this is conor's most impressive win in almost 4 years

wow. the cia already deleted the page.

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i know you're lying bro you weren't there and you weren't posting

>hemingley oswald

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>Eddie "The Underground Can" Alvarez

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How TIGHT do you think her pussy must be that a 5ft 4 uber manlet satisfies her?

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Benavidez has a piece on him for sure

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Go have another look

/ourmegan/ BTFOing niggers and staying loyal to manlets

>Do it lol

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Bet he's threatened to kill her if she ever leaves him and has beaten her up for flirting with other fighters before

He's well known for having a beercan cock.

Eddie Alvarez the only fighter to win both belts in Bellator and UFC. Wins over Pettis, Melendez, RDA, Dustin and gave Gaethje his first ever loss

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Instantly bet against anyone who does a le funny pose at weigh in faceoffs

>implying Megan couldn't just heem him

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Man.
RdA has taken some beatings in his time.

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lmao bisping worried for his boy RDA while his son smiles and claps for Eddie

I'm not gonna be able to stay up for the main event. I have now accustomed to getting in bed before 1am since I have a 9 to 5 now.
I just want to ensure everyone knows
GSP is the undisputed GOAT.

Moustache 170 RDA is a munster and will end Kevin Pee's career

Welcome to the life of toil

I wonder how salty Tyron is over the fact that Askren called GSP the welterweight GOAT

UFC are really stupid for not selling the posters online, you can only buy them at the venues.

he's a little manlet psycho who likes like a tranny
somethings not right

love all the schaubposters, hope to see you all out in full force for tonights action! schaub bless!

>RDA fighting yet another wrestler
>T-this time he will win for sure!!

>blocks your path
>if max wins this fight..... he's undoubtedly well on his way to cementing his legacy as the greatest of all time.

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Iaquinta has shown the anti-wrestler blueprint
>took no damage on the ground against Khabib
>mentally heemed Kevin Lee to the point where Kevin Lee is full PTSD denial about their fight
RDA needs to go to Utica and trane with Greg, Iaquinta, and the rest.

RDA will spinning back kick him to queer street

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You can't compare Usman and Colby to Kevin Lee.

>He doesn't watch every PPV live in person

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He still got dominated by Khabib

>tfw just ate a big lunch, stomach is full
>an hour and a half bjj sparring session in 10 mins
I've done it haven't I lads. I've heemed myself.

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Yeah but on the feet jabometrically
Watch their ground exchanges, keeping in mind that every other fighter Khabib has put on the ground has been beaten into mince.

Lee is better than Colby

fuck

Not a chance, and RDA vs Colby was close. Kevin Lee can't keep up the pace, got finished by Santos. RDA late tko.

>RDA vs Colby was close
literally wasn't tho

Yeah because RDA is known for setting the pace in fights. Lee has better takedowns than Colby, more aggressive GnP than both of them. He will finish RDA.

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Lee is a chinlet though

stop exaggerating faggot
you'll sit there and get a hardon watching the housewives and bullied kids roll around with a distant member of the gracies for an hour and 15 then jump in for 15 yourself before telling every cunt you rolled for an hour and a half.

reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/comments/bcq5fk/important_rmmastreams_will_no_longer_be_active/

this but beerdick

This always makes me laugh
she actually went to comment that lmao
does she understand she actually did what they wnated her to do, respond to them fef
low iq goblina

don't eat before swimming la

If Colby spoils Avengers Endgame, then I'm just gonna have to unfollow him. Same goes for Rise of Skywalker.

r/MMAStreamz

TTT will stream forever
pretty sure they post here too
thanks lads

>being a stomachlet

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Get a dog

>not a mildly confusing name like insectenthusiats

I am Matt Brown / Donald Cerrone tier

Uh oh

the smiley faces to make it seem legit crack me up everytime

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*enslaves the entirety of nigeria*
nothin personnel nerds

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ufc.tv you cucks

Yeah, probably because he used to cut about 30 pounds and depleted all the fluid in his brain. His chin looked fine against Al, and it will be even better at 170.

Literally was, 48-47 to Colby with each round being close, Colby doing just enough clinching to edge out the rounds.
RDA doesn't set the pace, but he survives it. The amount of times he got back up against Usman was insane. Kevin Lee will tire regardless of the lack of weight cut and RDA will start pressuring forward. Forcing the shot out of Kevin Lee.

ever threw a trolley on a bus heem

>Literally was
>wins every round

If Dustin wins the fight then he beats Max. If he doesn't beat Max, then he loses the fight. That's what I think anyway.

jews were a mistake

>His chin looked fine against Al
Al just isn't that good, couldn't even finish an exhausted Kevin Lee

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A trolley?

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Virgin detected

>wins every round
On ZERO judges scorecards, with ZERO 10-8 rounds.

early stipegge

Colby decisively won 4 rounds. RDA kept it competitive but it wasn’t really that close

i would but i can't were i live.

>4 years ago
Come on, son

>Kevin Lee will tire regardless of the lack of weight cut and RDA will start pressuring forward
What makes you think this? Lee pretty much dominated every minute of the Barboza fight and never even began to slow down. He didn't really fade in the Al fight either, he just kept getting his takedowns denied (which RDA won't be doing) and was forced to fight on the feet, which obviously favored Al. Lee has never shown to have weak cardio, so I'm not sure where you're pulling this from?

3 rounds to Colby, with each round being close. But how a judge gave Colby the 4th is beyond me, D'Amato is always terrible.

rewatch the fight

Oh for sure I agree but disagree my man

I have done, if you give every round to Colby you're an idiot

You know they score advancing right?

>never even began to slow down
lmao really? He was exhausted, Edson was just more fatigued it didn't sure, I said at the time after one takedown Edson would be too gassed to continue, and he was so gassed he made Kevin Lee look like a good striker. Even Iaquinta talked about how bad Lees cardio was in their 2nd fight on Ariels show.

*enters the thread*

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So why did zero judges give every round to Colby?

170, staphless, fair judge Kevin Lee is literally an unstoppable A+ level athlete

>Juggling
>World Wide Friends Club
It's tough B

Because judges are trash

it's a shame no one likes a smarmy nigger, not even god raining staph on coons like him

Sal D'Amato is a trash judge, the other two are good.

Maybe, maybe not.
He looked like a worldbeater against >Barboza but Iaquinta made him look positively midtier
I think if Kevin Lee beats RDA, Colby, Usman, and Till then I think we can say he's in the mix for a title shot at 170

Well, I mean I disagree my guy. So how are we gonna settle this?

How many bongs?

>Well, I mean I disagree my guy. So how are we gonna settle this?
You can't disagree with a fact, and the fact is Kevin Lee was exhausted.

12 bongs and a half

>12 bongs and a half
You mean 12 bongs and 30 bings lad

>It's a McGregor shares sychophantic Proper 12 tweets and defends his horrible loss in paragraphs on Twitter episode.

Tired of these re-runs.

It's actually 11.5 bings

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So is everybody else. Wonder what crazy shit he'll do next to try and grab attention

When was corner the most over?

le lose again and get cut man

>le turbo chinlet man

So this leaves us with the question: Does Prime Schaub heem Ngannou?

He would have ended the Jones meme if Volkan hadn't booped him.

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Cant believe the heavy hands lads said that OSP isnt a chinlet
>Flushed by Manuwa
>basically heem;'d by Latifi, Pedro and Reyes

is Jones actually having sex with Holly?

>Flushing half a division in one card
They really wont Jon to move up.

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nothing vaginal
throat and arse though... different story
our guy The Schmo is on the case

>streamable.com/tl92y
Holy mother fucking cringe I couldn't make it more than a minute in.

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I've caught from listening to too much Schaub

>Gus
>Oezdemir
>Rakic
Easy money

IT'S THE
N-O
T-O
R-I
O
U-S
YOU JUST
LAY DOWN
SLOW

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Volkan beat Reyes

>caught *CTE
Its tough man.

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For sure heem yourself my guy

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Luring Gaychee to the ground, only brainlets don't rate this move

>bjj sparring
You mean gay molestation session?

>bjj
>sparring

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let jade poster make the thread

Does Adesanya call Jones daddy in the third?

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Askren was knocked out

...

I hope so

Breaks my heart

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