/hoc/

>bolts break up bro ship with ducks
>absorb their choking habbits

Imagine spending the season shitposting about being regular season champions, only to get swept by fucking TED

Shit team. Shit fans.

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lmfao

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hockey

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>blots

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The silence is deafening.

>62-4

Imagine getting outcoached by Tortorella.

we know who's winning the cup

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imagine watching grown men skating lmao

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can't wait to hear the boos from the few fans left at the game

Teds WW@

>va5ilevskiy

I would like to take this time to remind everyone of all the salty hasbs fan saying the teds would get swept

Imagine

Ted 2 standing by

goddamn kucherov

chimping out

MANLETS GETTING MANHANDLED

>letting Douchene score
>letting Dick Rash score
Absolutely HOWLING at the Grandpa Bay Dykening

bolts absolutely SEETHING hahahaha oh no no no no no

Standing by

These Duchane and Panarian fellows will look great in Ranger Blue next year.

oy

Are the Teds gonna win the Stan Lee Cup?

they're going to florida you absolute retard

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE TAMPON GAY MANLETS

GO TEDS GO

GO TEDS GO

GO TEDS GO

GO TEDS GO

GO TEDS GO

where's the blues jets thread?

>all these new Teds
typical bandwagon /hoc/

I'm just now remembering all of the retards from a week or two ago telling us that Jon Cooper was a 100% lock to win the Jack Adams.

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Absolutely howling at the state of Tampon Gay

Panarin is playing with Barkov next year, sweetie

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2 GAME SUSPENSION INCOMING TO KUCHEROV LMAO GET FUCKED TAMPON GAY

No thank you

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Hedman btfo by bench lmao

>kucherov
wtf
he wants to get suspended already?

the ted collective has been dozens strong for weeks

Imagine being outcoached by someone with a fucked up thumb

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Niggerchov should get a suspension for that. Real slav shit.

I don't even like the Teds I just hate Tampon Gay more and their shitty Yinzer south fans more.

>tf
>can’t spell duchene right

kys anglo scum

Can't wait for the Bolts to reverse sweep in 6 and all the bandwagon here disappear

Easy to avoid the playoff choker title Stamkos has if you get suspended for half of your playoff games that year.

he knows they're getting swept anyway, he doesn't want to be a part of it

Everyone just hates tampon gays

V5sil

where were you when the President's Trophy curse lifted and removed the Douche Shane Curse?

I'm cheering for them this one time because fuck Publix posters

desu

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Publix posters officially btfo

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>Reverse sweep

I hate this stupud phrase

What is Bob thinking right now?

>tampon seats are empty

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We all have your stupid face

Kucherov did nothing wrong

>Kucherov did nothing
word

>damn this is a piece of cake

Gif or Webm of Kucherov being dirty? Didnt see it, busy and not watching the game

you can thank a crazy finnish GM for this for going all in

JARMO KEK-ALAINEN

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Based Bulju

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STL @ WPG

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

boooooooo ahahahaha oh no no no no

fuckin ted man. deserves smoking that bong with his dog tonight

sauce

PUBLIXFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

SAuce?

>BOOOO-lts

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Was anyone else watching on CNBC and they showed those pirates in tampa gear with the cup and touching it? Those fuckers cursed the blots

they're saying Boooo-urns

>the teds are actually up 2-0 over tranpa gay
top sides this is gold. i'm not sure i want the meme streak of never winning a playoff series to end though

>blots

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Recall Kadri's suspension last year. Kuch is done.

>All those empty seats

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MURRAY
MURRAY
MURRAY
MURRAY

t. shork fan

>sleeping on the >shorks

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>when you are piss drunk and about to pass out and realize there are 2 more games

Fuck

>HATE bandwaguins
>HATE new york
what am i supposed to do here

absolutely

TEDS TEDS TEDS

funny because he's having a great game

>implying Gary would let that happen to a sunbelt team

This team is fucked in the head seriously what the fuck is wrong with them? Where the fuck are all the apologists that want to make excuses and call us idiots for being down about last game and calling out Cooper and our star players? Where the fuck are you let’s see what you’ve got to say about this game then fuck this

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>two shit teams
who cares

I know Kucherov has been invisible this series but why the fuck would he still do a hit like that

Might aswell just say to the rest of the team that he is giving up and will rather be suspended

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What a fucking joke. Wasted $45 to see the lightning shit themselves for the entire game against the fucking jackets. Someone please replace these imposters because holy shit they need to actually show up for game 3 or we’re getting swept.

Huomenta

>bolts

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There is a systemic problem with the team and as a fan all I can do is speculate, but I do not think our coaching staff has the ability to light a fire or adjust well enough for sustained, championship-winning success in the playoffs.
I could be completely off-base, but that's all I can think of when I see a team tie the NHL single-season win record then drop 2 of the first games in a series against the 8th seed. The players are the same, the game is different and coaching is more important. That's the only thing I can think of.

>reddit posting has started
gonna come back later when ted starts posting his penis desu

1) Rutta honestly needs to get out of the lineup 2) Headman is talking shit yet plays like shit 3) That hit kuch did was fucking brutal and stupid shit

This has been a very frustrating 2 games. This isn’t even comparable to the CBJ/WSH series last year. We are playing like a joke and we deserve to be on the golf course early.

its drunk long islanders, they dont know any better

there's always room on the toronto maple leafs bandwagon fellow leaf

oh good he's posting reddit again it's always so funny

Honestly guys , there is still 5 games left to play. You have the best team in the league and have plenty to be happy about for now and years to come.

I can't believe i actually read a comment suggesting to trade Kucherov and fire cooper. Really lol who the hell you gonna get to replace them ? either some other teams failed head coach and a couple superstars having a horrible year ? Get a grip on er boys. You have the best there is !!

you are getting swept, publixfag.

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Dumb sunbelters

wtf i love kekäläinen and tortorella now

Huomenta fren

>$45 for playoff tickets
damn son

probably included a voucher for a free bud light

do not encourage the reddit poster

I just checked the score from the publix parking lot and what the FUCK. We're the greatest team of all time, have the best player in the league, no one is supposed to be able to skate with us. What the FUCK Cooper, FUCK you too Vasilevsky. Kucherov can't carry this team in the playoffs alone, we ALL need to pull together. FUCK

hello friend

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DEAR DIARY, IT'S ME, YA BOY. I HAVE TO VENT TO YOU. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO LISTENS.

I'M HAVING A BAD DAY

I want to see an Islanders-Caps series instead of yet another Caps-Pongs.

Kek is a great gm. It will be ssd when he gets fired.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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Imagine going to Reddit and copying posts and pasting them here. You'd have to be a sad piece of shit to even consider doing that.

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It's not going to be either of those match-ups.

Fugg lads, pongs and blots out in the first round would be so great

Guys calm the pancakes down!

It's just game 2. How many time have teams come back, cbj did this last year then lost four straight.

I know it's playoff hockey and you expected to steamroll this team but for the love of pizza just relax a bit.

The team played poorly the first two games, that doesn't mean they will continue to play that way.

I'll bet Tampa comes back four straight, and in resounding fashion, the next game will be a blowout and cbj will realise they woke the dragon.

Smoke a doobie. It's all going to work out.

Just laugh at this and remember 128pts doesn't just fade away.

crosby looks cooked.

cope

lol, Brett Pesce is shit.

how many games will kucherov be suspended?

Remember when people thought the bolts where good?

>pancakes
>pizza
>dragons
>doobies

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memes aside, what teams have gotten their asses kicked in the 1st round and then somehow rallied and did an unbelievable run to the finals? Im thinking of the 02 detroit team for some reason though i think im wrong

only guy that is creating anything tonight desu

Rest of the playoffs lmao

Gary won't let it happen

haha why did i wake up

>jest

zero

>penguins
>contender
imagine actually thinking this

rest of the first round

underrated post

You can't win literally all of them

hi /hoc/ sorry i'm late

Caps last year kinda

>sundqvist

Literally who

nice penalty there pongs

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that's not how you do it

no, living in a shitty city makes you salty.

okay good talk.

especially when your team is shit and crumbling into irrelevance, like the penguins

Oilers went down 0-2 to the Presidents' Trophy winning Red Wings in 06

That was bizarrely specific.

penguins should trade crosby while they will get decent value and start the rebuild

Why do Russians always melt and start gooning when they are losing?

look at this seethe

I can see it now, Blues vs. Bruins in the SCF. This time the Blues win because no Bobby Orr.

3-1

Nassau looks like a fun place to watch a game

Still here, /hoc/. But enjoy your well-deserved shitposting victory lap. That was hard to watch.

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all good just don't let it happen again

Didn't the Caps reverse sweep the CBJ last year?

it was more grubauer than the caps

is there a hockey game on lads?

I went to a game against the Canes this year with a guy from work. Since the Canes have no star players I had to pick someone to talk shit about for the whole game so I chose Pesce.

fukkin based

series aint over yet. There is no chance ohio team doesnt choke

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Boston 2011, lost both at home to Montreal of all teams to go down 0-2 in the first round

shitguins EXPOSED
CTEsby SEETHING

1993 :)

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not enough laughing at the jets itt, tbhwyfam

poopsburgh haha

>letang leaving defensive position on the PK

>bolts fans are so upset theyre posting historical 0-2 comebacks that had less than 10% chance of happening

What part of Ohio are you guys from?

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what's he thinking about right now?

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not a fan of canada if im being honest

enjoy your decade of being shit. I'll be watching my islanders rape your shit team for the rest of the series.

two short handed things in that pic

seethe baby seethe

it's the teds, they suck dick. they barely made the playoffs after selling everything off, so if anyone can choke it's them

its a slav genetics thing

just look at how many russian road rage videos you can find in youtube and how its required to have a camera on the dashboard if you drive a car

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I'm realistic in realizing that they aren't winning a game until October
I'll bandwagon the Knights and maybe the Rays (if I could be bothered to pretend to care about boreball)

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publix

>bolts

>all the same teams losing as on wednesday
Getting kind of nervous fellow lifelongs

0-2 comeback happen less than 20%

Based islanders and blues

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almost Murr4y time

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why would I be seething? My team is currently crushing yours.

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>how its required to have a camera on the dashboard if you drive a car
it's not tho

FUCK YOU JERK

islels arena is so fucking loud

Food. Look at the fat fuck. He wasn't celebrating the goal, he was celebrating the discount meal in commemoration of the goal.

pretty gay

is matt murray number 3 in the overrated shit list behind laine and the king of overrated shits tavares?

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If you want some actually pointed insults, Brett "the turtle" Pesce can't skate for shit. And his playmaking instincts are terrible.
But other than that he's done pretty well this season, had a +35 which is apparently 3rd-best in the league.

Honestly, if you want to heckle a star player who actually is doing poorly, give Williams some shit for how fucking bad his stickhandling is.

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>my islanders

upset?
you had a good run, now sit down and shut up.

Ya know what's weird Teds

Even after these last two games, I'm still apprehensive about getting excited about the Teds.
>went all in at deadline, then they sucked for 3 weeks
>went up 2 games to none, lost the next 4 and were out
>never won a playoff game until, what their 7th ever playoff game
>never won a series at all ofc everyone knows it

There's still so much to go. Plenty of time for the usual shit Teds to pop up. Yet, as an old fan I'm strangely ready for it and pretty much expect it. gfd I need a fap and a white russian

tavares is actually not overrated

how did they get away with having a pedo on their team?

hi randy

>le can't skate tap in goal man
he's pretty overrated

>But other than that he's done pretty well this season, had a +35 which is apparently 3rd-best in the league.

That's why I chose him. Picking on garbage players is no fun

sam bennett fucking wishes his mustache was half as great as that

name a worse place than ohio...ill wait

you're thinking of doug "kid fucker" gilmour

California

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Wrong

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ohio... oh wait

holy cringe

>florida pepe
>calling any other place bad
You are confused

i honestly think that game 3 is a must win just because of the jacket's playoff history

hmm.............

South Sudan

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Tampon bay

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nope

kentucky, west virginia, mississippi.....this is pretty east

i actually think tampon will still win the series, it's just fun to shit on them because i hate publix posters

Anywhere outside of the US

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WHEEL N' DEAL

Imagine being an isles fan and saying any team is irrelevant after the last 25 years they've had

>implying California is better than any state

>using our accomplishments in a negative light

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haha I'm laughing at your mistake

Hes more successful than both of them. His performance tonight has actually been very good outside that second goal.

All of the USA except >mystate tbqhwy

>b-but we have beaches and warm weather!

honestly how many actual bolts fans frequent the beach and instead stay inland with all the boomer snowbirds and spics

Wyoming

unironically speaking, are isles fans the most unlikeable? generally every other fan has been decent.....except for caps too

why does florida have so many pedos?

it's the guy with the hate boner for the pens, claims to have chosen to like the islels because of bench clearing brawl against the pens, he's not mentally well

>implying here is worse than any random flyover state
cute

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>nhl 19 music

desu california is probably the objective best geographical state
the people ruin it though

I bless this post

You're going to need a microscope to observe Matt Murray when the Isles sweep in 4

leafs nation in the house

It's like Vegas last year. Just a bunch of idiots that don't even know what's going on, but are just yelling every time the prompt tells them too. It's actually annoying to listen too if you're away from the tv because you keep on thinking something important happened, but nope, just idiots yelling a bunch.

>[laughs in land and gun ownership]

>
wyoming is literally one of the best states you tranny retard

Only transplant niggers, snowbird faggots and retarded tourists obsess over beaches

who cares its fun

>le empty net goal man
He's overrated shit. Marner baby.

>Just a bunch of idiots that don't even know what's going on

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stay mad pussy

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Good evening Ted Nation

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did you see it? laine used hid body.

Yeah I'm thinking this is based

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Good evening Leafs nation

West Virginia. Seriously that place nothing but people walking uphill to buy meth.

the teds arent fucking winning the series. we are fine we will make the ECF at the least

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I'm relying on your boys to bully the ruins

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The Wings went down 2-0 to Vancouver in 02

Strip CRosby of the C, his team would be doing better if he led better

good evening

never seen so much seethe and cope in one post tbqh

Minus the hills isn't that like half of America at this point, Chuck?

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zoomer

Boom-burg-ers

>its a letang fumbles episode

i want the stars to win cup

teds fans are somehow worse than predditors fans

absolute retard right here

Difference being that wings team actually was one of the best of all time, unlike the shootout babby lightnings

He's not even right about that, they walk uphill to buy Heroin

YAAAS

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>since 83
holy shit islels

bill mad

Imagine getting swept by a team managed by an autistic finn that got half his players like 2 weeks ago.

>give up nine goals in two games
>what do you do?
I don't know, play defense?

They will still probably get through CBJ yeah, but every other team knows how badly they can bust and will get knocked out by, oh idfk, any other team in the ploffs that didn't get meme'd on by the Teds.

Hikikumori, living in all night cafes, working 90 hours a week for 40 hour pay, a culture dwindling because you won't stop being polite and have beliefs deeply rooted in spirits. I don't know how you guys do it.

BOILING

crosby is such a bitch

you might want to leave the us before stating that.

you'll find your country doesn't rate as a good place to live when compared to say.. canada.

>implying your post isn't the seething cope post
Nice try though.

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Nah. Some places it's heroin.

>sunbelt currently in stage 1

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>Longest active playoffs streak
>Three cups in the modern era
>Crumbling into irrelevance
Lol ok

If vegas and st louis can get a win it will be a perfect night of hockey

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go shoot up a mosque

good evening sams nation

>elite forwards
>elite goalies
>elite GM’s
>elite shitposters
Impressed by Finland this season desu

>bench clearing brawl
thats called a line brawl you fucking dumb cantskate pens nigger

If there is one silver lining from >my team losing is the fact that Kekalainen will get rewarded for doing the right move

I don't understand the Ted posting, but it's growing on me
It's an interesting breed of shitposting

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>Tampa Bay has only scored 1 goal in the last 5 periods of hockey.

no it's not

fuck vegass
reddit

You sound like a chiraqi m8
Delusional as fuck about your freefalling team

It's true though, pongs are falling apart just like the steel industry

Imagine being this autistic while also being wrong

Kucherov is in stage 2, fans are in stage 3

>no u
excellent, excellent. let the seethe flow through you

Are they done?

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please this isn't even the worst they have looked in the ploffs. look at the bruin series or those losses to the >rags

>given up 9 (nine) goals in two games
>against an 8th seed team

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It's starting to be obvious that Islanders vs. Tavares eastern conference final is destiny, it has to happen.

>bench
>clearing
do you have mental disabilities

How bout you fuck off back their since you love it so much you filthy fucking faggot

Might want to delete this.

what the fuck is this thing vegas

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Don't tempt him with a good time.

based nippon

you are very angry for some reason

lightning going to pull a capitals and reverse cuck the teds then win the cup

not watching the pens game eh
just had a line brawl. benches werent cleared.

yes, and that's a GOOD thing

based and duckpilled

/hoc/ lied to me murray is literally the only reason this game close. feel bad for goofing on him and his bad skin

It's Hikikomori. But please come visit and see how bad it is. I'm sure you'll be able to appreciate how much better America is after and return eagerly... Or once you get off the plane and you realized that all the women have suddenly lost 20 to 45 kilos and aren't dressed like slobs, you might change your mind, friend.

Bruce Jenner

B&R

No
They're out of gas

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the weekend is here. leafs nation is locked in and ready to rock.

its called banter you muppet

The Capitals were just pretending to be retarded by playing their backup goalie. The >blots are playing their Vezina "contender"

what are you even trying to say

#lockin

somebody post the bruins succubus pls pls pls

Anywhere south of it, anywhere west of it, and Jew York

favorite commercial during the ploffs so far, lads?

you're bad at it

>I slept through the Blots choking
>missed the bants

Just fucking kill me lads

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>mfw saw the islanders and thought they were the oilers for a moment

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It's time to stop posting Daniel, you have an English class to teach

>11%

>have a historically good season
>lose to a team who have zero series wins in their entire history
laffing really hard

blues and jets and sharks and knights soon

poopysburgh poopguins

It's not shitposting, though. It's not trying to get a rise out of anybody, not the Bolts fans, not even really the Columbus fans anymore.
It's just funposting. It's just a bunch of random /hoc/posters embracing how fucking silly it all is and having a good time.

An early-model synth.

OK? then that's not a bench clearing brawl, what's your point?

birbs

well you're really upset so I am actually doing well thanks

>this is the first time the islanders have gone up 2-0 in a series since the 1983 finals

jesus fucking christ

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its a Terminator, /hoc/ is a no Terminator general

I wish, but shitposting aside, my guess is they'll win at least two more games

They basically are

>founded in 1972
>orange and blue
>80s dynasty
>decades of irrelevance
>lost their first overall superstar to toronto after years not doing anything with him

>funposting
Makes sense

They'll be lucky to score two goals in the next two games

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Will the penguins be a relocation possibility again now that they are tumbling into irrelevance? Where could they possibly move?

it all makes sense

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seethe

re-check your math it's 18,75%

there's still blots elimination day, lad
don't forget to set your alarm clock!

yet the islanders did something the oilers did in

>find a competent GM and coach
>built from the draft and trades
>recent playoff berths over the years
>ACTUAL goaltending

Can someone explain to a non-/hoc/ wtf a Ted is

>8:30 start time Wednesday
>5 o'clock start time tomorrow
GAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Reminder that the Teds were up 2-0 on the Craps last year.

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Gary already announced McDavid is going to Pittsburgh to play with Lafrenière, sorry user :^)

I officially apologize for laughing at kekkalinen, hes clearly an elite GM.

>thinking gary won't let us have the first overall coming out of the lockout

Yeah well the Oilers are always a step behind. McDavid hasn't even left them yet.

no way this happens 2 years in a row. the odds have to be like 1000000 to 1

fuck off we're full

wrong country dumb cunt

also

>american having a go about shooting up places
keeek

The Bolts are not the Caps

>the only response delusional pongs queers have is "seethe"
Absolutely pathetic, just like their regressing team.

Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes it is, it’s an amazing experience
I can’t do your lack of knowledge on this topic justice. You should never post again you know nothing faggot.

are you not australia you dumb cunt? go post in your dead thread about poos

>They'll be lucky to score two goals in the next two games
Abject hopelessness. This is how I spot a true Tampa fan.

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#freemcdavid
let my man come home

all the teds are chasing an ephemeral high. president's trophy winners get btfo'd out of the playoffs all the time. but how often do you get to see a team go all in to try to win just a single playoff series and get the window slammed shut on them for another five years?

FLAMES VS BLUES WCF
MAPLE LEAFS VS ISLANDERS ECF

Letting your seethe flow through me? Why would I let that happen? But pls, continue replying to my posts, proving just how much seethe and cope you really have.

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Should the pens trade crosby now that they are bad again? He's on a good contract, don't they owe it to him to trade him to a contender?

The same number came up 3 times in a row last night on the roulette table

reminder eberle has also been better on the islanders in the playoffs. Edmonton blesses us again from your retarded GM

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Watching the >busc have long since prepared me for this moment

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Wtf is this white bread ass panel??

Couldn't find ONE single PoC or woman to talk hockey on your network? So much for "Hockey is for Everyone."

>Two goals in the next two games
>Frogposter
>those digits

confirmed

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Umm the oilers fired Chiarelli. He's not their GM anymore.

kucherov did nothing wrong

pls win boys

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>leaving early
>in tampa
what's the point there's nothing outside the arena but shit

youtube.com/watch?v=dPoh0OL_V9A

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good

sjs/vgk gamethread where

no worries, >we got this

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>Blues winning anything in ploffs
>Laffs beating Boston and Teds
>Lou's Literal Whos beating Washington
Calgary sure whatever

sorry. FORMER GM of the edmonton oilers

>sunday's game is at noon
>terrible record in afternoon games
yeah, i'm thinking >we got this

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HAHA TIME FOR >shorks PLAYOFF HOCKEY!

C'MON LADS, GIVE THE >shorks YOUR ETERNAL STRENGTH TO BEAT THE REDD*T KN*GHTS!

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Cooper sounds like hes already accepted defeat in his post game presser lmao

I'll be bandwagoning after wednesday
I won't be an obnoxious faggot about it

Threadly reminder hockey is NOT for everyone

And what exactly am I lacking in knowledge here mr.burger? Clearly I've made you mad though, so I'm guessing I touched on some truth that you'd rather not believe in. Do you really think the Isles and Vegas have real hockey fans? They just have bandwagon idiots that can hardly tell the difference between a forward and a dman. A bunch of "lets yell really loud because the monitor is telling us too! It's so fun!!!".

So please tell me, what I'm missing?

this, but unironically.
are you supposed to be unhittable if you stay on your knees?

sorry lads, my dubs say otherwise

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I wish I could follow more easily follow football over here. There's something comfy about watching the Bucs lose at this point. It's like you know all is right in the world.

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Dunno but I hope there are new webms. Maybe blown out in a game 5.

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Idk try to beat traffic I guess

I think vegas ties this series up

Sharkies desu

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Can Cooper still be fired if his team gets swept?

just got here, what the fuck happened?

Is literally any team good in the afternoon?

kinda feel like watching blose jest but not really

everyone knows sharks are reddit
/hoc/ is a vegas board

I stopped watching niggerball three years ago because I wanted an escape from political bullshit, not have coons parading their phony rhetoric in my face
So I have no idea how they are doing

teds BTFO the blots
Isles beat the pengs
Blues and sams tied

Is that a real rabbit? Why would he make a face like that?

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START THE GAME GARY WTF!!!!

Everything went right somehow.

Quality game so far desu desu

What a fucking joke. Wasted $45 to see the lightning shit themselves for the entire game against the fucking jackets. Someone please replace these imposters because holy shit they need to actually show up for game 3 or we’re getting swept.

Highly optimistic
>Prez not getting swept by an 8th seed
Doubt

sharks are actually reddit

I mean sure, he can get fired even if they win. Blots are delusional though and are sticking with him forever

Hockey under the California SUN, surrounded by palm trees.

Name something better.

Maybe I'm lucky I completely missed all that...

anyones reddit when you nitpick them

reddit poster is actually reposting the reddit posts that he already copied and reposted. what a life he lives

the literal opposite

gay sex

A state that respects civil liberties?

anywhere but california

they just extended him tho

boy am I excited for this Blue Jackets - Jets Stanley Cup final!

Hockey on the frozen lake in the middle of winter. -15 degree's and dropping

>shorks fan boo the anthem part when it says night

good jorb. fuck vegas

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Not living in a 3rd world Mexican shithole?

seeing sunbelt collapse makes me happy inside

fuck yeah buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin score goals like this? Didnt think so bud, I'm fuckin tellin ya Patrik "golden flow" Laine is pottin 50 in '20 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck

MY BOYS ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW! GO VEGAS GO!! I LOVE HOCKEY! I HATE THE SHARKS! BOOOOOOOO

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ain't nothing like the peg

which game we watchin?

>yell when the monitor tells us to
>sing an entire song dedicated to a single player with no prompt or lyrics

LETS GO SHORKIES

t. leafs nation

isn't san jose the gayest NHL city?

But that's an Avtendo fan

sounds pretty gay

>shorks

based lehner

KNIGHTS KNIGHTS KNIGHTS

SHOOOOOOORKS

>jones

MONEY

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Obsessed and seething

quality puck watching there by norris winner karlsson

Is there a game thread?

there is thread you dumb fucking turboautists

If you're gonna make a thread, link the thread.
Fuck's sake, people.

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>
>no hockey under a thunderstorm?
Grim

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>Winnipeg WHITE out

wtf i love winnipeg now

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link it next time
thank you

what are you lads eating tonight? Made myself some Chicken potatoes and some broccoli and carrots.

Is the Ted Redemption arc the greatest redemption arc ever?

ripe in peice ehlers wow

lehner just needed a better place. what happened in buffalo and ottawa fucked him . He deserves a vezina nod for this season

HOLY FUCK TURN ON CNN!!!
LAINE JUST DID A THING

Not my fucking job to link some Vegass fan's thread for free everytime

>sing an entire song dedicated to a single player with no prompt or lyrics
I have no idea what you're referring too, but I'm guessing it's gay af.

POWERPLAY ROYALE

Patrik Laine

I was 4. Please go deep.

Yes, pls.

Commentators were mentioning their biggest scorer might get suspended?

Good omen

What does that comma mean?

t. weinerpeg faggot

Already had this discussion earlier today. I had three cheese grilled cheese. Jarlsberg, tilamook chedder, and local mozarella.

laine is awakened. the finn smells blood. locked in. full throttle.

we already talked about this you fucking loser

OH MY GOD THE FORTNITE MAN IS BACK

twitter.com/1stohiobattery/status/1116881888512180225?s=21
Holy based

Bustrik Laime

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

I'm sorry I just got off work pls don't bulli

>lehner just needed a better place. what happened in buffalo and ottawa fucked him
I don't think it's that simple, but
>He deserves a vezina nod for this season
Yes, has to be the starting goalie for a whole season for a real chance at one though

hokkei in finland

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Ted Dead Redemption

So 28-3 or record tying wins first round choke?

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let me tell you something...boy..if the jets or the flames win..mhmm...itll be barbecues all summer baby

fuck toronto and fuck montreal

You clearly haven’t spent any time at the colliseum. How can you criticize a fan base that you’ve never migrated from dog fucking mooseland to witness yourself?

>nites

youtu.be/nDHVTVQA6wM

hokkei on a frozen pond leaving it all out on the ice.

Me too but I think it was 5 years ago and I have no regrets, and I’ve gitten to enjoy several Brady/Bellicheck postseason runs to poss everyone off

It’s not over

evergreens > palm trees
also fuck smog

Lehner has like 40+ starts, so why not give it to him.

pongs in 6

Man I love those little kpop sluts, but the music is fucking terrible and the outfits look pretty stupid sometimes.

keep saying that. it gives the islanders power

>jests

ice

no

>SHORKS

Isn't it bingo night grandpa?

same t b h

just wanted to say I'm happy pro scout doesn't have to eat a bucket of shit and livestream

why is canada so bad at hockey bros

Laine is so fucking one dimensional

20 goalies had more starts than him. I wouldn't complain if he got it, I just don't think it's realistic

wondering how many times ted is gonna fap tonight, lads

Pens should blow up the team. Its over.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

>rags

post yfw lienay gets 10+ million dollars

>mad at the sun

LMFAO
SHORKS

THANKS JONES

>shorks

>SHORKS SHORKING

I can guarantee they are 90% shit heads that will drop that team the moment it isn't good. Fuck off with your bullshit already. This is hockey, not nigger sports.

neew

>jon3s

>blacks are actually unironically triggered by the Winnipeg white out

>jones
dogshit goaler

florida kids are sexy

Based

SHORKS WHAT YOU DOIN

lel

can you NOT make a new thread with a half naked girl as OP pic? thanks

>Sundqvist

Who from Long Island hurt you? Or can you just not accept the possibility youre wrong and sound like a petty asshat?

bruh he was making fun of you for being stupid fans and your response was nuhuh they sang a song! it's pretty gay

Torts coached a lot of players with them being >rags south and all

I usually go Sunday afternoons but the Isles will be on the ol’ 32” CRT.

I agree, if he should be considered he should be necessary enough for his team to start him significantly more than half the games

Screenshot and post next time, no one going to copy a Twitter link

I’d like to see him suspended but I don’t want that to be an excuse for the Teds miraculaous sweep

>I agree, if he should be considered he should be necessary enough for his team to start him significantly more than half the games
Agree

No disrespect to the jackets, I'm a firm believer that Columbus sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Bolts of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Bolts play great hockey it's just not fair.

If the Bolts lose again I will face that the Jackets deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Bolts and the NHL.

>not fair

Wrong sport for you, Nordberg

>replying to pasta in a dead thread

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What kind of Canadian likes the Lightning?

Ruins are not making it past the first round

Surprised no one mentioned how those based 2014 Kangz did a true reverse sweep against the Shorks in 2014 after losing 3 straight games.

Easily one of the best playoff series of all time.