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Oh, top of the morning to you Sam, the most curious thought has just occurred to me...

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Aye what would that be Merry?

Based and MerryPilled

Sam--
You know, they make up only 13% of the US population, but commit 56% of its violent crime. Fancy that!

>1.6% of the US population
>control 100% of all media outlets

Why are americans this fixated on 56%?

easy distraction and scapegoat. their country is fucked socially, economically, politically, etc. but blaming everything on race is easier than taking responsibility

>daughter

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its crazy to live here if you're not american. These people will make almost anything about race, literally anything.

Crab people?

>economically
Lol you burned your credibility here, leaf. Our homeless people have iPhones.

>all these threads
did I open /teevee/ for mistake?

political identity has supplanted national identity in the United States, and with that goes any chance at real community in this country

>just think about it logically...

So do arab immigrants coming here but you still can't stop shitposting about them

What about her?

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kek

How do I have bf like this?

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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fulfilling than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years so that the world might experience a radiant bundle of happiness and love. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it amplifies the joy everyone she meets shall experience when she greets them and takes precious time from her day to make theirs a little better.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? Everyone. Strangers on the street get a friendly bystander that will wish them well, the homeless will get a wealthy and intelligent girl that runs shelters to feed them and find them honest work to get off the streets. The lucky man or woman who marries her will get the perfect partner, and you'll benefit from gaining a second child in her spouse, one who will be a dear friend that thanks their lucky stars you raised such an astounding woman.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to grant your wondrous, miraculous daughter and all the people around her a better life. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL reward. Think about it logically

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Meriadoc Brandybuck utterly BTFOd

Is shitposting a sport?

mods get this cancer ward out of here

The fuck does that have to do with the economic state of the US?

Based and whitepilled.