Semi-Official /turnleft/ Xfinity race thread: Richmond edition

There must be like some kind of "how to be a non-threatening male" class they make men take before they're allowed on TV or some shit. These dudes are racers and crew chiefs, and yet they come off as giant pussies, though I know they're not. It's sickening.

Justin Allgaier's wife is absolutely atrocious

Whenever Mikey fawns over an old guy like he did with Harry Gant I assume it was somebody he used to get fucked in the ass by

Gonna smoke a spliff at the stage break

>Herbst
douchebag lol

I'm pretty sure Regan once tried to kick Ty Dillon's ass.

literally has been more commercial time than racing

If any series driver other than Bell, Custer, or Reddick wins a race this year, I'll be shocked.

Based Newhouse

cawshun

commercial caution

What was the caution for? I couldn't hear

86 stalled

nice meme, annett

just logged in
>am I gonna fall asleep?

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>after the great call on pit road
well he's 18th, mikey, so clearly it wasn't a great call

cumercial

anyone watched "hansen vs predator" on youtube?

So far the vortex is working. The rain is moving in, but it dissipates when it gets to Richmond.

>Sadler top 10

Why did Haley's engineer sound like that off throttle? Briscoe's too kind of

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F!

cawshun, clements engine failure looks like

rain in 5

>92017097
>Engine*
Also, Knaus is crazy knowledgeable. He really knows all of his shit even about the Xfinity garage. No wonder why he's a master of his craft.

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and the vortex stops, rain incoming

just circle for 14 more laps and get Bassett this 4th place finish

>lell
good

>that could be the pass for the lead
spoiler: it is

>Bell

fugg

Why did this start so early, and why are all the streams so shitty?

Holy shit dude.

>start so early
no clue
>streams so shitty
Juden

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reminder that zane smith is 19 and owns a house with his 17 year old gf

>Why did this start so early
threat of rain
>why are all the streams so shitty?
you're too cheap to subscribe to a streaming service

That's badass.

and just survived getting memechecked, i like this kid

If he puts at least one of them into the wall before the end of the race, then you know he's the real deal.

Does Cole Custer remind anyone else of Matt Kenseth?

Nah.

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Not really. He reminds me of someone, but I still haven't figured out who.

i wonder who he reminds me of...

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how tf is bell still p4

He's the next Kyle Busch

VORTEX
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Zane Smith is a moneybaby nigger who got beat in a SLM race at Greenville and destroyed both cars after the checkers and went to his hauler to cry.

believable

It's real

rain in actually 5?

meme'd

>whataburger caution

Means guys are already down a car after last week but I guess the #23 doesn't have any concept that some teams can't just build another car if they tear one up.

>harmon8tor still running
how can one man be so based?

>living the dream

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he's got all that weight to pull him to the left.

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>Sieg 5th
Nice

Good, good.

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>Mean
Why should he care about that loser team not having enough resources?