Blue Jackets @ Lightning game thread

Is this the thread lads?

Uh I'm pretty sure he promised "to" post his dick if they win.

do you hate them becuase they are Canada's team or becuase they are Canadas "team"

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go bolts desu

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bolts rule

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that dude is unironically what I aspire to be

We shouldn't have a "team" in the first place but they'd come closest. Probably won't change until the boomers die off.

pooping for the third time today

Not a fan of those days

do you suffer from postpartum depression?

Go bolts :)

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regular bowel movement is overrated anyway

if you don't eat bread and vegetables you shouldn't have to poop more than once a week (and it'll be little)

last two digits are the score for CBJ vs. Bolts

the city of montréal unironically supports tampon gay

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for those about to dab on the bolts

FIRE

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I actually said I was going to post my cock

>2-1 CBJ win

based

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leafs nation in the house

Pub sub gentlemen, what’s on top?

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HOLY BASED

Colombus waffle houses rule

thinking of getting sushi tonight lads

capped

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based
I need to find that video again

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jalapeño tbqh

Thanks for posting my oc fren

Lightning are Reddit

>probably the best team in all of hockey ever assembled

Fuck off Ted

>We shouldn't have a "team"
sums it up from my view too. but having a fellow Canadian team win would not hurt though? or would that be worse?

scroll long enough on the lightning twitter, I guess

fuck off you

based and tedpilled

>small market team
>bottom 5 or so in reddit follows based on that image that used to always get posted
>the most republican fanbase in the NFL is the bucs
>Florida makes the rest of the US seethe, especially yankees
idk, can’t you just say you don’t like them rather than devaluing the reddit insult even more

'ate sunbelt
love me teds

simple as

Tampa is goodbut no need for the hyperbole.

>last digit is how many OT periods tonight

based

I'd definitely like to see a Canadian team win. If that team was Toronto... it would probably ruin it.

I'm at the Studio 35 CBJ watch party. Its nice to be surrounded by intelligent like minded fans for once.

go Poolumbus!

I hope the >laffs advance to round two

>youtube.com/watch?v=7rsGewLnDOg

lol bitch

standing by

Coop’s gum is in boys lets go

For me, it's R. Nash of the Columbus Bluejackets, currently playing in today's game.

let's facking goal

Hey, boys. Hoping we got the memery out of the way after that first game.

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CAM ON TEDS SCAR SAM FAHKIN GOALS

SO cash

Is it bad that just want every series to go to 7. Dont really care who wins but I want heart wrenching losses and sighs of relief to be had as each victory or deafeat is determined.

18,630 subscribers

last two digits are the final score tonight (jackets - blots)

yes it's a bad thing to want the most entertainment possible

Oh boy

digits and this but backwards

ebin

True because then I never feel satisfied ;-;

>>Florida makes the rest of the US seethe, especially yankees
why is this? Florida have nice weather, why the hate?

true. they are still a soft team. SAD!

I think I get you

Who here for the TB choke?

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anime ^_^^

prezzy trophy curse tbqh

me

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According to legend, the state of Ohio got its nickname of the "Diamond State" from Thomas Jefferson, who called it a "jewel among the states."

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>tfw no countryside cafe running android gf

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ATKINSOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scooooooooooore

>who called it a "jewel among the states."
ouch!

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OH NON ONNO NO

>tampon gay

Hahahahahahahaha
>blots

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>

Ahaha. It keeps happening.

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88 is overrated

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

haha oh wow

>vaseline

>sunbelt hockey

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kekkking @ tranny gay

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

CAM SCORES
HAPPENING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alright this is excellent

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TEDS

ah yes

>shartilevskiy
>chokevskiy
>3-0vskiy

>tampon gay

The absolute state of the sunbelt

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON

WE NEED MORE ENERGY \o/

BASED

I gotta say gary's script is pretty good this year

it is OK
do not worry

TB is soft. Rolling over to die.

bolts officially SPOOKED

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Think so too

>trampon gay

>ted isn't here to shit post
it's just not as good if we can't share it with him, ya know?

STAY SCARED BLOOTS

>TB is soft
I HATE this!
year after year!

Columbus has so much intangibles while tampa has 0 heart i gotta say the puck luck is good tonight

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Trying not to.

LETS GO JACKETS!

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I know the playoffs and the regular season are useally two different stories; but holy hell, Bolts dominated everything, only to get exposed to a 2nd wildcard spot that was sealed after the 81st round of games

How do you say "fraud" in your language?

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We're the new craps.

Figured it would be a crapshoot who scored first in game 2. >our skill should take over after colombus got tired out tryharding

Long way to go until they’re out. They play better coming from behind tbqh

*initiating energy transmission*

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

*end of energy transmission*

Imagine having 3 40 goal scorers and u lose to Ted. Just imagine

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>Columbus up by 1
>Tample still 1.58 favorites

NEED Columbus to go up 2 so Tampa gets to evens

>only to get exposed
I'm sorry. is the series over yet?

It's Ted POWERPLAAAAY

imagine playing this retard over Callahan

>presidents trophy winners
>full of former >rags
wow i wonder what the problem could be

The pp is absolute fire

'membering when tyler speedy manlet johnson was kinda good in like 2013-2016

Go fuck yourself Ted

leggo

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*unexpectedly becomes the best series in your path*

Was right up until Keith slashed his wrist and broke it.

So far, indeed it's not over; I'm sorry Sven, just surprised at what I'm seeing right now, expected the Bolts to run them over

Columbus has my favourite ex Rag of all time.

do it for him

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I moved to Florida, near Tampa late last year, can any US 19 bros tell me if everyone will chimp out down here if Tampa loses this series?

what is the ted stuff i don't really watch hockey

Jesus

cannon-kun is so kawaii

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you just complimented the rangers kiddo

O I'M LAFFIN

OHNONONONONNONOONO

Oh my

Wew

>tampon gay

TED

>TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY >TAMPON GAY

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YOOOO HE DED

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I

LITERALLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

MY SIDES

LMAO

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no they wont

vasy EXPOSED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS

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How is that not a penalty shot?

TAMPA EXPOSED

wewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

oh NONONONO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
>BLOTS
>TAMPON GAY
THEY SUCK, PERIOD

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they might boo a little when they lose game 4

>it was 3 (THREE) to 0

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Oh no no no no

LOOK AT THESE DUDES
OH NO NO NO NO

>muh regular season
OH NO NO NO

Yoooooo Columbus what waffle house are we meeting up at

OHNONONO

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HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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Holy fking shit
What's going on

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it IS OK, still

>Vaseline lets another slip in

>TAMPON GAY

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wrong Florida team is in the playoffs

EXPOSED AF

oof
yikes

based raphi poster

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*blocks your playoff run*

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Are the bolts the new caps?

Jesus Christ. I’ve suffered enough choking on behalf of this team. I deserve better than a first round exit.

>blots
I'm glad I knew exactly what would happen in post season. Absolute STATE of the Blots.

tampon gay absolutely SHOOK

Yes

>tampa gay
lol imagine being one of their faggot fans lmfao how embarrassing

Dilly dilly lads

okay I thought columbus might meme a little bit in this series, but this is ridiculous

tampa should be embarrassed

>Are the bolts the new caps?
next stan lee champs?
hell yes! my man

yes

regular season babbies

yes

Dilly Dilly lads

can someone explain the ted meme

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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>God wants to punish us with having to read nonstop shitposts
What did we do to deserve this, Swedebro?

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>Lightning PP

is it happening? are the BJs finally gonna win a series?

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If the Bolts fuck this up, they’ll never hear the end of it. What a fucking legendary choke. They won’t ever live it down.

Oh HAHAHA HHAHAA LOok At all those DUMB SUNbelt fAGaTS leaving the game early
xD

xD

They're onlly down by 4 with 7 minutes left AYHTING COULD TOTES HAPPEN

BAd fans ConfirmED

Trust the boys guys
Trust the boys

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>muh record tying season
>muh kucherov art ross
>muh pres trophy

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They actually won a cup before this so no

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Ted from Akron

Ted from Akron is an ugly doofus. That said fuck the Blots

Vancouver fan here. Tampon Bay can cry me river. Come back and complain about failure after you have had back to back Trump Trophies and get nothing out of it.

>22 year old boomer cups count!!!1!

Think this is the cbj caps series all over again. They will wear down with this 110% torts crap as the series goes

I dont know nipponbro, but we trust the boys til the end

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If you pay upwards of several hundred dollars for seats to a hockey game, you stay till' the very end, if not to say a final goodbye to the team for the season

>6
6
>UNANSWERED
UNANSWERED
>GOALS
GOALS

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Blots are SHOOK AF

FIGHT

columbus got absolutely dominated in game 2 of that series, this doesn't feel quite the same

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>lose game 1 to bruins but win game 2, then win series 4-1
>lose game 1 to isles but win game 2, then win series 4-1
>lose game 1 to >rags but win game 2, then win series 4-3
>lose game 1 to wings but win game 2, then win series 4-3

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Everyone from Columbus is taking shots, this is hilarious

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Yo point can fight

>hockey
>real sport

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TURNING POINT
Based Point

brayden "pissant" point

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>pre-salary cap cup
Okay friendo.

POINT PASSION!

Dude just bent over in the fight

*bangs on glass*

FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT

kek

you punch like a bitch point thats why your sorry ass team is getting memed on

more like brayden no points

Phil is losing his shit.

>Australians
>real people

>standings animefags getting btfo by teds

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Stop. We looked good this time last year too.

SMUG TORTS

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Ned's song jinxed them.

You need to find a kippers among you to overcome

Did Tampa put butter on their sticks instead of wax?

Was that the momentum they needed?

DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE

>booty shorts semen demon on the left
yeah I'd sniff that

>that collective crossed arms in front of chest defensive mannerism

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nice

>standings

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cheers for the mcyou™ lad

These blots fans sure are quiet, eh?

What section would start with? For me I am going right to the heart of the matter and work my way to bitter after flow.

soft team desu, sad.

Fucking tampon, what's ur problem

BASED ohio BTFOing the choke artists

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Too many European players imo.

They are punished for being unbearable fucks all season

Where would this rank in terms of playoff chokes?

>those tampax hits
they mad

Who the fuck is Ted?

yeah i thought about being a tampa fan one time but im not a homosexual so it wouldn't really work

>tf

Gourde just can’t fucking receive a pass

SEE BEE JAY

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the mayor of columbus

There's really only a handful of us. Same as most teams. The loud, obnoxious ones are the same shitposters that have Ted names now. But that's Yea Forums and it's always been that way, friend.

tampa gay players so buttmad!!!!!

Tide turned already. Great job burning yourselves out cbj

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NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LIGHTNING BROS WHAT IS GOING ON
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
WE SHOULD BE STOMPING THESE TED HICKS

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE GOT
WAY
TOO
COCKY

*poops pants*

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>McGuire admitting he knows people hate him
Pure kino

100% this

>They are punished for being unbearable fucks all season
is this true /hoc/?

TRUTH

thats fagoby ginther

HEY GUY DONT FORGET TO TUNE IN TO SPORTSNET 360 DURING THE INTERMISSION TO SEE THE JAYS LOSING 5-0 IN THE 3RD INNING

Is Tampa Bay Okay? Shouldn't they be winning?!?!?!?

No this is normal for Tampa in the playoffs

>doubters

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Perhaps that was just a >Lightning first period
Hopefully they unfuck themselves over the intermission

I may have smug posted a little bit

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Nah they fucking suck cbj faggot

The lighting are the new caps, and I'm a caps fan

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Yes, hands down the worst fanbase in /hoc/

Malkin is retarded

God damn based and Tortspilled

Lol how are they so bad? I heard they actually have some decent players.

Hmmm 2 nothing leads... I wonder when the goal from centre ice turns the series... that is how it works against Yzerman teams right?

imagine winning 62 games and then losing a series to a team that has never EVER won one HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD

OH FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=lOUH7WZep9M

That's what you niggers say about literally every team

Not even close to true, sunbelt scumbag

Trust the boys bolts frens

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not true some fanbases don’t have any fans at all like florida, arizona, and columbus

Ted won the first two games last year. How did that go again?

Is too and the fact that you have to use sunbelt to defend your shitty statement only proves how retarded you are. I'm not even a bolt. /hoc/ hates everyone and is a seething ball of rage.

Remember when Trotz said to start Grubauer over Holtby, cause Holtby was bad down the stretch? I do.

I dont hate every teams fanbase on /hoc/ so you are wrong. Sunbelt really is full of inbred idiots

Are we watching the biggest upset in sports history?

Trust them to choke harder than sasha grey

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I’m literally the only one who even remotely shitposts and we’re the worst fanbase on /hoc/? no

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In many ways, yes

it is okay if it is a record-almost-breaking season

doubt. I don't visit håck a lot, but Tampa seem too be mocked for having no fans most of the time

anyway go boltsu

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>I dont do a thing
>this means I speak for all of hoc
>wrongly continuing to use sunbelt
Stop you're making the snowbelt look retarded

Cute doggo pic

If Teds win this series I’ll be happy hasb fan

Fuck the Bolts

This will definitely be the biggest upset in hockey if Ted wins this series

>62 win team losing to the lowest seed that made the playoffs with 1 day left in the season

and why that's a good thing!

Every thread I've been in you faggots cry about puck luck and claim that the bolts play down to teams as an excuse for playing bad.

>I do a thing
>I speak for all of /hoc/
See how stupid you look?

>62 win team losing to the lowest seed that made the playoffs with 1 day left *and has never won a single playoff series.

>Tampon fans are phoneposters
Yeah enjoy the sweep LMAO

Niggers

The post that saved the bolts

haha yes

I never said >I hate every team you absolute mongoloid. I said /hoc/ hates every team and they do. Dont believe me go ahead and try to claim any team is /hoc/ approved.

Can someone explain the ted meme

Jackets are absolutely dominant tonight, last year they looked like poo poo in game 2 against the caps
They really turned it around this year

I still like the habs though
too bad you did not make the playoffs

columbus is too good of a team for this to be even remotely true

Based

If digits bolts mount a comeback after going down 3-0 in the third.

KILLHORN CHIMPING OUT

Good start boys

>muh bresidents trophy

FUCK OFF DOUBTERS

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We won that game i think you mean game 3

holy mother of based

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Teds to the pp. Goal here would be GREAT

Marty, breh, tell the blue jackets to do stupid shit on the power play

Gasparilla's great. Hoping for another crazy shorty.

tampa chimpes out again
can't believe that retard graduated harvard, they let anybody in nowadays

You said all of /hoc/ says every team has the worst fanbase . And it wasn't true. Sunbelt.

They won game two on a fluke ot goal they were dominated that whole game but they were lucky to come back

Killorn is a fucking retard.

S H O O K

holy shit duchene did something

ONHO YOGONO ONONONONONONKNONIN

BTFO

>tampon gay

IT WAS 3-0

GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

TAMPON GAY CHOKERS

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FANTASTIC

HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

yikes!

LOL

LOOK AT THIS DOOD

stop it they're already dead

AHAHAHAHA
AM I FUCKING DREAMING??

ok this sucks!

PFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>THE DILAPIDATED SHITSTAINED HOVEL OF TAMPA

it's 3-0

Are we witnessing the greatest choke in NHL history?

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>3-0
OH NO NO NO NO

Tampa on suicide watch

>blots

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Worst fanbase getting BTFO

>BLOTS

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>blots
what the fuck

So when are they pulling Vaseline from the net

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ohohoho nononono

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what are you doing?!

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Get Vasy the fuck out of there right fucking now!

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

IT'S ALL OVER

Hedman has been ASS so far

RIP literally everyone's bracket

PULL VASELINE

...D-did he died?

Literally shaking right now, Teds.

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>all of hoc
Never said this

This is fucking embarrassing

oof

Don't worry. Blots will turn it on at any moment.

How is it choking? >we are getting outplayed

not a fucking sound in the arena HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah Vasy is looking weak as fuck

>allowing 3 points by duchene

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"big cat" shitting his kitty bed once again

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jungle bunnies

Hmmmmmm

Columbus is obviously hungrier tonight
The Bolts are not in it tonight
The Jackets will likely be moving on

>62 win team
>losing to the 8th seed
>W-We're not c-choking

WHERE ARE YOU NOW BLOTS "FANS"

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What did I do to deserve this?

wow transpa is on absolute suicide watch. poocherov should lose the hart nomination for this

>standings

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S E V E N U N A N S W E R E D G O A L S

7 UNANSWERED GOALS

>J-just wait
>I-i'm not worried

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One of the best regular season teams in nhl history getting btfo by a team that has never EVER won a playoff series is choking desu

Please feel free to point to the "all" in that post
Not my fault you dont understand how general statements work, retard.

>that kucherov slash
the fuck

why is kucherov so fucking bad in the playoffs?

away ice is better ice maybe, probably
yeah

>jackets were holding back all year

Still here. Someone's made your same post roughly every fifteen minutes. Sucks but that's playoff shitposting.

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Who knew Duchene was Tampon Gays kryptonite

I now without a doubt know you are sunbelt.

Accepting the inevitability
Bolta are out of gas

DILLY DILLY

Love seeing all the bandwagoners instantly turn on the bolts and making low-effort shitposts against them

Hehhhahahahhh

I have columbus advancing
Then again, I have Nashville winning the cup lmoa

>ted doesn't score a power play goal all year against Tampa
>score 3 in back to back games.
OH NO NO NO NO

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more effort than bolts are putting in there

link one

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>gets blown the fuck out soundly
>s-s-sunbelt
You're just making >us look bad. Starting to think you're a sunbelt double agent.

anyone have the picture of a guy poking a tampa bay dog with a stick saying "do something"?

STOP IT

>yfw blots elimination day soon

Think Phil may be having a stroke; he almost said Bobrovsky's name right.

serves them right for their anime anime faggotry

Ping

I HURT MYSELF

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going to bed lads, good night

2 (TWO) blots fans itt. absolutely pathetic.

Buddy, only you look stupid here.

Man this is crushing. I know it wasn’t going to be an easy path to the cup. But how do you go 65 minutes without scoring against an 8th seed and you’re at home? Fucking sucks. 2011 until now hasn’t just been miserable.

Based Bobo shows em post

fuck you

Paper tigers. >we are a bunch of 5'10" 170lb 3rd round picks who can look like the globetrotters in the no one gives a fuck regular season

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bob is elite

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>GIMME THE LOOT

NOTHING ON THE POOPERPLAY

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No u

Are you like 7 years old?

>bobrovsky looking the opposite way as the puck rolls into the corner

>those boos
crowd getting restless kek

Based bob

>first round exit

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>he never heard of the >Lightning PP

I was laughing my ass off at the blots fans booing after that penalty kill

The Lightning are a professional hockey team right?

Columbus can you please at least let us win one game. Can it at least not be a sweep please.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEEEEEEES

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What do you expect? It's only natural to come in to shitpost in a situation like this and it's pretty well-deserved.

Can you blame them?
The Bolts are not putting on a performance of a 62 win team

They should honestly sit Hedman. He’s been absolutely horrible.

No.

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They should ring the horn if the jackets score again

Can't blame them at all desu, they look like ass

imagine being a doubter

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I'd say tampa fans shouldn't even bother showing up to the next game in protest of this atrocity, but there wont be another game in tampa

holy shit this tampon team is heartless

IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNND AS YOU FADE INTOOOOOOOO THE NIGHT

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the collapse is so bad, it's impressive

Kuch is tilted af

absolutely BASED

In all honesty it's a better of who has more >russian goaltending

So far Blots

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Lexplorer on suicide watch

why can he not into playoffs!?

As you can see the lightning can’t play man on man hockey instead they flood the net and make a screen against their own goalie, man on man hockey hasn’t been played by teams besides the torts regimes, teams can’t beat man on man hockey if they just try and set up everything without moving or passing the puck

>no holding

I've been saying it for a while now, but if Tampa loses to BlowJobs and Shittsburgh loses to Isles, I will literally not stop laughing until next season begins.

>The officials who payed to see the game

nice one NBC

Who do I bandwagon after round 1?
The Bolts don't want to move on

Hedman getting hurt absolutely sunk this team.

Vegas

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Tampa looks defeated holy shit

Shit team. Shit fans. Shit franchise.
>blots

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He's literally on the ice
That's what I'm thinking

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If that's the case then why did Tampa beat them every single time in the regular season?

What would /hoc/ do for a Klondike bar

Got home from work did I mis
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

sunbelters btfo

No
NO.
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TAMPA BROS FULL RETREAT WE NEED TO RECOVER

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN??????
WE ARE LEGIT REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONS AND TOTALLY NOT CHOKERS
THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR
COLUMBUS ARE THE GENERIC BAD GUYS AND WE'RE THE STAR HEROES, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ND WIN LIKE THE MOVIES

THERE'S NO EXPLANATION FOR THIS
SURELY WE DIDN'T GET TOO COCKY ONLY TO BE EXPOSED AS FRAUDS
WHO THE HELL IS THIS BOBLOVSKY GUY ANYWAY
WHO EVEN EAT SKYLINE CHILI??? RATHER HAVE A TAST PUBLIX SUB ANY DAY

IT'S NOT RIGHT
THERE'S NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD
WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER WIN A GAME AGAINST THE CHAD JACKETS AGAIN BROOOOOS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE GOT
WAY

TOO

COC-*poops pants and collapses into fetal position then cries and poops more*

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He’s on the ice and playing like absolute shit.

SEASON OVER SEASON OVER SEASON OVER SEASON OVER SEASON OVER SEASON OVER SEASON OVER SEASON OVER SEASON OVER SEASON OVER SEASON OVER SEASON OVER

>Regular season

Why are our stars literal liablities every playoffs with this core

Hey bolts fans,

I know things are hard right now. You had one of the best seasons ever. Now, you're going to be down 2-0 to the blue jackets and will probably be eliminated in the first round. I know it all feels like a waste of a year but if there is 1 thing. 1 little detail you can take comfort in. It is this:
Kucherov will never get a cup; fuck you niggers

Tampa is fucking shook.

We need 2 goals this period to have a chance they way the pace of this game is going. We can’t get even get a shot on goal right now.

When do we pull Vasy btw? After the 4th goal? Not entirely his fault but elite goalies can stop these shots, especially when it matters most.

>le speedy manlet man

PING

>shank

I’ve never seen a team as SHOOK as Tampa

hedman should play basketball instead

they can't even score on an open net OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

they'll win the cup, I think

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Are Tampa fans really booing their team? THIS IS THE PLAYOFFS AND GAME 2

>our best players turn into our worst players in the playoffs
fucking christ

Remember last season when the debbies swept the Bolts in the regular season and Grease wouldn't shut up about it?

gotta be honest lads im enjoying this

>missing a wide open net

TAMPON GAY SHOOK

How the fuck did Johnson miss that

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Guys calm the pancakes down!

It's just game 2. How many time have teams come back, cbj did this last year then lost four straight.

I know it's playoff hockey and you expected to steamroll this team but for the love of pizza just relax a bit.

The team played poorly the first two games, that doesn't mean they will continue to play that way.

I'll bet Tampa comes back four straight, and in resounding fashion, the next game will be a blowout and cbj will realise they woke the dragon.

Smoke a doobie. It's all going to work out.

Just laugh at this and remember 128pts doesn't just fade away.

hater

man that Bolts defense corps looks slow slow slow

They're about to get swept in the first round

>TAMPON GAY

I really don’t see the Lightning even taking this to 6 games. And they’ve been my team since literal birth.

how are the teds so elite lads

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@92017903
>mentioning garbage people
Not very cool of you, user.

Gonna go blow my load for some good luck for the Jackies lads

>Smoke a doobie. It's all going to work out
youtube.com/watch?v=Cil7tOPh4qM

I believe in the comback by the bolts. post anime girls to make tamps win its the only way

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thanks for helping keep perspective. upvoted

>Jarmo was right

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That was also Washington with probably one of the best players to ever grace the ice they were led by ovechkin that series and the capitals played with grubauer to start that series when holtby came in we knew they weren’t going to keep fucking around

A. Vasilevskiy
>3 GA
>14 Saves
>17 Shots
>SV% .824

>doubters

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where the fuck has this columbus team been all season

this is how I was expecting them to look right after the deadline but they still looked like ass

Fuck anime and fuck Tampa

A couple boomers next to me in Bolts gear are watching the Rasy game because they're winning
I'm going to watch the Bolts lose out like a real fan

Clearly they just want to win more than Tampa, that’s how it’s been since March has started for Columbus

you'll eat your words after the third period blue faggot

they did win like 7 of 8 to close it out

new

If the jackets play Toronto in the second round you can guarantee they will win, Boston isn’t a guarantee

Based Torts with the 1-2-2 trap hockey

Who the fuck are you, leaf?

gonna send torts a few cartons of smokes as a thank you for being so big brained

Shall be converting tampa anime to bjs

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>Jarmo Kekäläinen
>Kekäläinen
>Kek
WE SHOULD'VE KNOWN

Are you implying Domingue will win them the Stan Lee?

LOL

>and nothing of value was lost

>boo-urns

based

>missing that

okay but like the capitals dominated game two of that series and just got some unfortunate breaks. I really think tampa is just dead in the water but whatever helps u sleep at night bud

ITS THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHEEEE