Heem Alexei Auld edition

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ok then do the math
prove it

Alright Luke calm down

>Max Holloway
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Eryk Anders
>Dwight Grant
>Nikita Krylov

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Fook off with this Luke guy. Go have friens irl

Luke is my friend but he was crying about grown men liking star wars in our discord but likes cumtown and wwe. I don't understand that logic.

Why do they all look the same, it's like some different race

Twitchy, real quick i need confirmation if you're going to stream ufc 236 tomorrow cause if not im going out with the boys

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>Hey user, wanna swing by the house later? We're playing poker, small bets only nothing serious.

Your response, /heem/?

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>Sheevposting is back
fuck yea i'm hyped

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I'm not your buttbuddy Luke, you nonce

Yes

holly holms still fucking jon jones right?

im bringing the weed and my shades
10$ bois, im not playing

did holly give jones aids?

Based!!

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You're statement is literally and factually correct
Check the "journalists" at the latest press conference

Somebody wanna catch me up on the Luke guy?
Seems like a knobhead

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I need to shave my beard and start wearing contacts desu

>I-I don't know how to play... Sorry

she reminds me of the pepe meme
she was here still pure
damn

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>All in, bitch

She's fugly bro

So Adesanya is not just bisexual but a furfag as well?

PRAYING Kelvin literally separates his head from his body.

Almsorly but hewve gotta climb rushmer at least twice before yourl ready for smacks hollywood and that’s just somethin we’ve NEVAR seen Dunstin do he’s a beast for sure but the peaches just aren’t ripe

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There were rumours a few months ago of him being a legit homosex

source? and what’s the bisexual thing about i’ve seen that a couple times but never understood where it was from

>what’s the bisexual thing about i’ve seen that a couple times but never understood where it was from
Cause he looks and talks hella gay?

he lives with a guy

Holloway
Gastélum
Anders
Jouban
Krylov

Here some quick maths forlyou homeboy
Schaub>mitrione> fedor

He said in some interview that he fantasizes about being a werewolf

Fuck I forgot the image and now i can’t delete my post

a bit of hair and make up and shes a prime cutie
also this
i thought you guys were memeing

People that want a 165 pound division are fucking idiots

Max "Defend Punches With my Chin" Holloway vs Dustin "Peahead Chinlet" Poirier, another CAN VS CAN matchup
Why is the UFC so SHIIIIIIT AAAAAAAADILGAFLIUHDF

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random doesn't exist

oh ok. thought it was legit, thanks for explaining
this is weird though

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Just in the past two weeks, he's said that he's "cuming" on Gastelum and also that he's going to "put his nuts on the back of his head". I mean, it's probably fair to assume that he is a fag, and he's just not obnoxiously shoving it down everyone's throats (heh).

forgot pic

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honestly i dont like funky

>MMA fighters trying to box

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I'm looking forward to it, I think they're good films and hold a lot of childhood memories. And Adam Driver is a great actor. Liking MMA is no different to liking Star Wars to a lot of people grown men watching men in shorts fight is "gay and cringe"

looks like a prepubescent tranny

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Askren posting is OUT. BisKing posting is back on the menu!

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god amanda nunes is such a great champ

>Max Holloway
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Khalil Rountree
>Alan Jouban
>Nikita Krylov

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>F-fuck Luke Rockhold
>*Monkey noises*

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disgusting
i hope he gets knocked the fuck out

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unironically fuck luke rockhold

What the fuck... this nigga hella fufu. Should have known the UFC would never push a black man unless he's some kind of faggot.

Dude ur getting a dell lmao

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that picture behind looks fuckin amazin

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I think I'm the only person who thinks Dustin looks way better with the shaved head, he really pulls it off

>MMA
>Real sport

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Omg

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What is Rogan then, lol

Some of these are fucking stupid, like he used the rainbow emoji and a meme about Italians so he must be gay right?

Oh my god is this why they're pushing him so hard? Imagine all the free publicity the UFC can get by marketing him as "the first openly gay UFC champion". It'd literally be front page news.

shut the fuck up faggot

>Has a personal collection of his ass shots
>f-f-faggot!

Was this supposed to be funny or something Luke?

Ok this guy is a literal sodomite

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Michael Bisping is a better champion than Robert Whittaker and Luke Rockhold. Michael Bisping had a unanimous (every judge agreed) decision victory over Hendo in the rematch despite being dropped by H-bombs (stronger than Ngannou's best punch). Whittaker got a split decision "win" over Yoel despite being sent into a coma repeatedly.

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Peresvet Victory - Ryzhenko Pavel Viktorovich

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he's making fun of chicks in this

Yeah, i've seen it on /his/ a few times in association with ukrainians or cossacks. I don't know the name of the piece though.

Friendly reminder that Polynesians are incredibly over represented at the highest levels of MMA and are thus the most superior fighters.

>#whoshungry
i wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt but you guys are right, he seems like a homosexual

no he is signaling to his other gay pals, trust me I know

I like how he's pretending he didn't just get dominated for 5 rounds. No one is going to take your shit talk seriously after a performance like that.

Please kelvin decapite this degenerate nigger faggot piece of shit immigrant

since you are a homosexual, can you tell me if dominick cruz is really gay?

dana said brock fight not gonna happen

canada delivered
thanks

lol fuck nerds

Ok so I just simulated the fights in UFC 3
>Adesanya by spinning headkick KO in the 4th
>Poirier by headkick KO in the first
These are THE bets to make boys

lol

>believing Dana
Also, wasn't he really pissy that Ariel broke the Brock surprise for 200? He also kept the Khabib-McGregor match a secret despite showing the promo at the same conference he denied the fight at.

>UFC 3
That game any good? I played one way back in the day either on the PS2 or PS3 I forget, I think it was UFC Undisputed 2? The game was fucking beautiful, so technical and smooth how the fighters moved, piecing dudes up with combos was fucking mad. The sequel to it i played was shit though all acradey and the fighters floated around. Is it like that shit?

I honestly think this guy is the 1st paedo mma fighter (except pat barry obv)

Don't just dump separate links, make a "Israel iz gey" gallery, you mong

is heem gonna send all it's energy to RDA when he fights kevin?

UFC 2 is pretty good but UFC 3 is shittier in every way.

UFC 2 was a chess match. UFC 3 is LOL500PUNCHESTOYOURFACEINASECOND

I had a vision on what will take place between Adesanya and Gastelum.
>Gastelum gets a knockdown in the first.
>Adesanya will have Kelvin visibily hurt in the second with an excellent punch combination.
>Gastelum knocks Israel out in the third.
Mark my words.

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ben askren is so cringe

What's your Instagram? I want to follow you.

What is this? Didn't we already do this?

Are people still this upset by gays? Who cares.

>post is missing bee or pic

Always bet on short and stocky when it comes to fighting a lanklet

In many ways Lanklets are chinlets

For me it's Holly's fat brapper

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>is named israel
>promoting gayness

where i am i must also joo

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Holloway
Iz Real
Krylov

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Holloway
Adesanya
Anders
Grant
Krylov

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Agreed

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>Being this concerned about another man’s sexuality
You guys are bigger faggots than he is

gays aren't normal.

>fails to destroy the manlet division
>gets his career destroyed
i feel bad for him

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Heh, I'm quite the brap connoisseur myself

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I don’t play with losers. Get back to me when you win belts.

>Yes, I'd like to bet my bi-weekly pay of $100,000 on Israel and Max.

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imma pretty tolerant guy, but i dont want gays in my sport
we need to put some boundaries
they took everything now they have to fight and post gay spongebob memes, not a long and we will see gay man twerking above a knocked out chad
no, fuck off
go away

Based
Cringe
Also, have sex.

begone sodomites

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jones is so cringe. his fake nice guy interviews, his fake twitter beef

Star Wars, Game Of Thrones and Marvel flicks are an absolute cancer.

Canelo would unironically destroy every UFC champion in a boxing match.

Poirier
Adesanya
Rountree
Grant
Saint Preux

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Max
Adesanya
Rountree
Grant
Krylov

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>one man dares to end the manlet meme once and for all
>Gets gadooshed, flushed, and eternally JUSTd
It was just a fluke r-right, bros?

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Lmao @ all the closet fags and incels seething so hard at this shit

One of you fuckers thought he'd beat Max lmao

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He’s turning into Schaub

Cejudo is the manlet that finally learned

Coral, please I know you're in here
People are asking where you've been
They say, "have courage" and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you
Just let me in
We only have each other
Just you and me

Just watched weigh-ins. Jouban is going to get destroyed. Lots of black vs. white fights.

inbox

yup flukes happen
he would have avanged the loss

i bet you enjoy wmma

yes and it will be beautiful in /heem

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He's so tall

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more like kelvin is so short

It wudnt a fluke. TJ was depleted and powerless at 125, the cut killed his already weak chin

Max
Kelvin
Eryk
Dwight
Nikita

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kelvin is gonna break him like a twig
also
>20cm height difference
ouch

Are you anti-Adesanya? It sounds like you have an axe to grind.

(You)

amanda nunes is the first openly gay champ.

Bisbros, we're team Kelvin, yes?

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You're messing with the wrong people here blud stop getting on my nerves

Lol, 99% of everything Hollywood is cancer. True detective s1 was the last good thing to come out

max looks bigger

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I'm fairly certain manlets are the greatest fighters to have ever lived, those angry little fucks have something to prove
I'm 1.91 and Cejudo could probably run me through and there'd be nothing I could do to stop it, it's like fighting a pitbull

Max flushes Peahead

>that little half smirk

Poorier is finished.

The thinking-man's GOAT

that's what i said about mini dc months ago

I think this might be a fun card tomorrow boys

this

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Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=-OWP1-vqToY

Years later, Fedor is still the GOAT of combining striking and grappling, his transitions are perfection.

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Max
Izzy
Roundtree
Jouban
Krylov

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I appreciate you saying this but I would have to say it's Spain followed by Lithuania.

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lolwut

So what would have happened if TJ had beat Cejudo and then popped?

This shit is so fucking contradictory.
So first Usada says they never tested anyone for EPO before but then when Cody asks for them to retest old samples they say they already tested TJ for EPO during their bout???

Novitzky is full of shit.

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Excuse me?

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125 would be deleted

mail

no wonder he wanted to be a ballet dancer

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just responded, Schaub bless.

pure kino

saenchai > buakaw

OSP
Jouban
Anders
Adesanya
Holloway

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He would have "pulsed"

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Who? > Who?

They push Jon though and he gives no fucks.

I doubt there are people will argue with it

His broken native tattoo reminds me of the Joker's damaged tattoo in suicide squad.

Are Joe's old bulls going to be jealous?

are there any events tonight? mma or kickboxing?

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Hello guys. I'm new to MMA and I was wondering how you heem connoisseurs rate these names I've seen pop up a lot, but haven't seen fight personally
>Overeem
>Chael Sonnen
>Cain Velasquez (did see him get gadooshed by Ngannou t.bh)
>Anderson Silva
>Brock Lesnar

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This time it's Joe getting the dick

no, he has a whole herd for his wife

>kickboxing
>mma

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>based but flushed
>can
>can
>can
>based

Anders vs Rountree, the battle of flushed has-been-never-was bums.

Chael >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ubereem > Cain > Silva >>>>>> Lesnar

Lomachenko is fighting

What is Frankie saying

>Overeem
Ubereem>Overeem
>>Chael Sonnen
Undefeated, Undisputed GOAT
>>Cain Velasquez (did see him get gadooshed by Ngannou t.bh)
Made of glass.
>>Anderson Silva
Juicer, has the highlight reel in MMA.
>>Brock Lesnar
Based and redpilled.

Dustin
Israel
Khalil
Jouban
Osp

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Reem is a fan favorite but he peaked a long, long time ago, used to annihilate dudes in glory and probably could have gotten a belt until USADA came along and he became econoreem

Chael is a can who is way better at promoting a fight than actually fighting

Cain is a cardio king who blew out both his legs, back, and neck and barely ever fights anymore

Anderson was the GOAT for a long time and has really flashy fights, even when he got heemed the way it happened was entertaining kek

Bork is a meme whose piss would probably melt USADA sample containers if he was tested back in the day, his fights are entertaining just from a physical standpoint imo because he is just such a massive human being and generates a tremendous amount of power in anything he does

did they?

This guy walks up to you in the club and tells you to smack his girlfriend on the ass.

What do you do?

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>DIKJO
What could this mean...

Snort some alpha brain and smack it.

"Future champ right here"

>See that's the people's champ right here

Dustin "The Architect" Piorer
Kelvin "The Thing" Gastelum
Khalil "The War Mustache" Rountree
Alan "TSUUU" Jouban
Ovince "I Will Be a Journeyman the Rest of
My Career" Saint Preux

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Alistair Overeem? Heh, more like Alistair UNDEReem!

I slap her because I'm a beast in the gym

Will Onnit products turn me into a cuck?

HOLLOWAY
GASTELUM
ANDERS
JOUBAN
OSP

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damn she looks like a proper minx here

Reem will forever be my boy, I don't care how many devastating KOs he suffers in the future I'll always cheer him on.

Never liked Chael as a fighter, and I always found his "mic skills" to be rather corny. I like him as an analyst/commentator, though.

Cain WAS good, now he's a shadow of his former self and it's mostly his own fault with the retarded training methods he uses. I don't think he'll ever win another fight.

I'll always watch a Silva fight even though he's obviously not as amazing as he used to be. Great style, cool dude.

Brock is one of the only guys in MMA that is a legit draw. Pretty based.

middleeasy.com/mma-news/aubrey-marcus-onnit/

>BJJ Competitor Travis Newaza is claiming that CEO and founder of Onnit Aubrey Marcus pressured him for a sexual relationship. Travis claims that once he declined, his pay for working at Onnit was drastically cut and that Aubrey Marcus blocked him from competing at the Eddie Bravo Invitational.

Guys?

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I need an OFFICIAL list of heem approved fighters (active and retired)

How would Kurt Angle have faired in The UFC?
thesun.co.uk/sport/3297308/wwe-kurt-angle-brock-lesnar/

“We had the showdown. It was close. It really was. He had 90 pounds on me, but I probably took him down into the ropes a good 7-8 times. He used the ropes to say we’re out of bounds. That’s OK. I did take him down once. He didn’t take me down at all.

“It was really close, but to me, Brock wasn’t the wrestler I was. I know Brock doesn’t want to hear this, but Brock is a beast.

As good of a wrestler as he was, he wasn’t that good of a wrestler. He was a big athletic kid, who knew one move a double leg. That’s no discredit to him. It’s just the fact that he wasn’t really that technical as a wrestler.

“I knew a lot of techniques and I always knew how to wrestle big guys, especially guys like Brock. It wasn’t really an issue for me.

“Brock never really came close to taking me down that day. I knew what I had to do. I knew how to create angles on him."

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Prime Angle would have murdered Royce. HE WON A GOLD MEDAL WITH A FREAKIN BROKEN NECK

With a proper training camp and some BJJ he would've been like Matt Hughes but bigger.

aren't his shoulders completely fucked? Still would have heemed rockhold

So basically Brock has retard strength
“I had to keep my hips low and I knew I had to keep my hands in front of me so Brock couldn’t wrap his strong-ass arms around my legs. I just knew how to keep him from scoring. I knew that I would eventually score on him and that’s what happened.

“If Brock would have gone beyond the NCAA’s and went on to the Olympic level, there’s no way in hell I would have beat Brock.

“He is that good of an athlete, but he just didn’t know wrestling like I did. He didn’t know the sport of wrestling. He didn’t know the techniques and the little tricks and triggers that go with it.

why though?

Tony
Bobby
Rickson
Reem

>As good of a wrestler as he was, he wasn’t that good of a wrestler.
What did he mean by that?

>Cain is a cardio king

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when aubrey tells you to fuck him/his girlfriend, you do it.

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Kurt's a manlet. Daniel Cormier tier. Would he have been able to make up the reach disadvantage in striking?

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Fun fact. Kurt talked DC out of becoming a pro-wrestler.

>extorting people by pressuring them to fuck your wife

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tap my friend Ricky on the shoulder and get him to do it

When it comes to BPS do you consider yourself
>a fan
>a follower
>a devotee
>a worshipper
>an admirer
>a protege
>a supporter
>a proselyte
>all of the above
>other (please elaborate)

I'd imagine him fighting like Couture. DC is also another possibility.

how is that even a problem?

Uh this is completely out of character for Aubrey “brags about being a cuck” Marcus. I’ll wait for more infor to come out

next youre going to tell me alpha brain is based on dishonest clinical trials

Thoughts on my new gf?

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Tiger, is that really you? If so, underageb& thanks for playing.

damn schaubs kid slams pussy while schit is stuttering embarrassing himself on his shit cast

Member when every /heem/ thread had a qt in the OP?
I miss those days

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MODS

you mean remember when some stupid autistic faggot kept spamming bulldykes and fat pieces of shit like aspen ladd, glad those days are over

god I wish I was her

Aspen is a good ladd, I would literally lick her armpits desu

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"Wrestling" and actual wrestling are two different things entirely, it's clear he is talking about the former and not the latter

Kurt and all those WWE wrestlers are memes who desperately, desperately want to convince people and fans they can and know how to fight

Fuck Brendan, Tiger is Schaub now

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>She's all lubed up ready to go. Don't make this harder than it has to be, user.

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Beats the hell out of corporate thread wars

where to cop

Maybe this place isn't for me if you guys think it's funny to suggest a mother is having a sexual relationship with her three-year-old son

Lmao this dweeb almost got his arm torn off in a shoot match against some literal who bum and got pissed afterwards because he got embarrassed on live TV
youtu.be/Q3rW4Ei_Clo

yeah, those were the days.

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Baby GAP

>6'0
>5'11

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Stfu coral

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Kurt Angle was obviously talking about real wrestling, considering he won a gold in the Olympics for it

instagram.com/p/BvJ2AI3gAjM/?hl=en

god those were the days *sips*

i hope #brendanschaub dies

>dweeb almost got his arm torn off in a shoot match against some literal who bum and got pissed afterwards
I think it was supposed to be a wrestling match and that goof starts pulling submissions

Poirier
Adesanya
Anders
Jouban
Krylov

God damn! Was this before or after Brendan became a grandpa?

Angle literally did guillotine on 1 of the earlier guys

Kewin & Gustellum.

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reminder Kelvin is hiding the flu and this will come out after the fight

Mark said he felt like Brock lifting him easily so guy is pretty strong no doubt about it

I watched wrestling as a kid and I remember angle getting linked by some amateur mma guy. Homeboy needs to stay in his lane

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Tony was right.

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Aspen is a fucking godess show some respect
this unironically.

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Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
OSP

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post more ladd

Literal fridge

shes called ursula,isnt she?

HOLY YUMOLA

HUBBA HUBBA

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You. Must. Submit.

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is aubrey the type of cuckold that would get really upset and heartbroken if his girl fucked someone she didn't ok with him first?

This is Strzyga.

TJ Dillashaw was set up

I heard the Dernposter offed himself after she got pregnant. Can anyone confirm?

no coral springs is still here

> Tj

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I wish we could have seen Aspen Brapp heem Holly

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The Leftovers was a really great show I thought but, yeah the film industry is really in a creative drought and has been for years.

lol I'm not the dernposter

We've gone over this before bud, you gotta get control over your multiple personalities, the spammer, calendar, etc

You're using this word cuckhold and I don't think you know what it means.

lol I'm not coral

Dude please stop, I’m eating

yeah I'm the dernposter

YOU
JUST
KNOW

I've only ever been me, nobody else.

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Why do you do this

bored desu

interesting stuff, who do you think wins the Main event tomorrow?

kurt angle won gold in freestyle wrestling at the 1996 olympics with a broken neck
not exactly a meme

the bookies

I'd heem everybody itt after losing the first 14 minutes and 50 seconds of the fight

for sure
youtu.be/nIVWyuC2AB8?t=3122

what in the heck is wrong with you

Iaquinta won the decision, Lee won the fight

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Stipe Tapped

Stipe - govno.

are you faggots seriously upset because of shit like this? he's clearly fucking memeing, how much of a dense motherfucker could you be to think he's a homo because of shit like this? every zoomer make this same type of joke nowadays

Why are Russians so into homoerotic shit? It’s kind of disturbing tbqh

Israel Adesenayah gives me Uriah Hall vibes.

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shut up brazil where do you think you are stop being silly and shit

nah Hall was a mental midget, Israel may be some other things but not that. He's a much better striker too

>watching literal childrens movies and pissing your pants
>is same as watching two high level pro athletes compete
Both totally the same dude, didnt cringe at you at all

holloway
gastelum
anders
jouban
krylov

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mate like what you like but don't be a retard about it

Because in the Russian lexicon there is the word rooster(petooh). This is the most cruel insult. And it means fag in prison. And everyone since childhood knows about it. Jokes about a fag, we are very common. When Khabib called Conor the chicken, he compared it to a fag.

>peak height

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The striking in 3 is miles better, you shitters probably were just too lazy to learn the new control scheme. Ufc 3 does everything better except KO animations

P4p ugliest wife

Maxs wife is a close second

Darren are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok Darren?

You've been heemed by. You've been flushed by. A lightweight bum.

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Literally lol'd when I saw this because I forgot how hard his dome hit the floor

she looks like a fridge but for some reason i want to fuck her

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Kelvin
Roundtree
Jouban
Krylov

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>getting heemed by a literal lightweight

I just feel bad for Stephen Thompson bros, he seems like a nice wholesome dude. He will literally never hold the belt though.

Cool, thanks for the tip, Igor.

Krylov
Grant
Rountree
Last Bender
Poirier

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i think i'm dying. i'm saying my last farewells.

never knew this. Thats interesting.

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No thanks, John.

>to a lot of people grown men watching men in shorts fight is "gay and cringe"
I think most people turned off by it just aren't interested in sports or think of it as too violent

That’s because you’re a racist retard

*wins*

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who has the version of this with the teeth

We have, if you fucked someone in the ass in prison, it is absolutely normal. And if you fuck, that's all. You're not a human.
And if at liberty they find out that you are fucking someone, then you are still petooh.

And anyone who does call it gay is probably an in the closet homosexual who cant seperate the idea of two shirtless guys competing from buttsecks

>you now remember all the people pushing till

just came back from the gym, tired as fuck but happy to submit some wrestling faggots

so you aren't a fag if you fuck someone in prison, but you are a fag if you fuck a man while free?

It's because you're high test. You're probably thinking about the strong kids you could breed with her.

Your broken English is somewhat charming, Igor. Please continue.

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this but about someone else.

Welcome back, my macaco friend. We're in the middle of a russian prison rape lecture.

The animations look like shit though. But yeah I agree the striking in ufc 2 isn't that good. It usually results in people spamming spinny shit. Fight night still has the best controls of any combat game I've played.

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Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
OSP

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thanks

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Porier
Gastelum
Rountree
Jouban
OSP

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I hope Israel "The sodomite" Adesanya dies in this fight t.bh

Why was the lighting so shit in that card?

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Gastelum
Khalil
Jouban
Krylov

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Grant
OSP

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Max
Izz
eryk
Dwight
OSP

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Mackenziedernia?

UK has a law about how bright your lights can be. Sad but true.

>tfw was at the gym earlier today
>roidgut veins popping out of his head bald Slav manlet wrestler shows up and practices in his boxers and a borrowed gi jacket
>is immensely powerful but literally cannot stop himself from expelling 100% force at all times, he is literally vibrating
>lie down in side control while he attempts to crush my skull or something
>my skull unsurprisingly remains intact and he is exhausted after the attempt
>sweep and guillotine him
another dojo stormer wrestler bites the dust

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Yes. In prison you can. Because petooh is not human.

>this will never be you
feels bad

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i don't post her anymore.

based bong.

My condolences bro

Aspen Ladd Bless

Max Holloway
Kelvin Gastelum
Eryk Anders
Alan Jouban
Ovince Saint Preux

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I want to see Funky vs Khabitch as soon as possible. There is no fucking way Khabitch is going to make 155 ever again. He will be stipped, and tomorrow's winner will fight Tony.

i do rate the ladd

yaaaaaaaaaa das right

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>Posting the natty goat
Bless

you just had that ready on you computer huh.
gay

165

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>not keeping a collection of black bulls on your computer
Get with the times, lad.

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>tfw my boy is Max
>but picked Dustin
Anyone else? I think Max gets heemed sleepy. Dustin will be the one to crack his chin

kek all the people responding negatively to this are from the 3rd world.

Funky bless.

>Tyron Woodley
>bull
He literally got BLACKED

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Anders
Grant
Krylov

He's still an absolute b-b-b-beast in my book, b. Fer sure on the mount rawlshmore of welterweights.

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>he doesn't copy image link and edit the name to fit his reply

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except the Canadian

>tf
>tp

if you like ben asscan go ahead and leave, thanks sweety

He said he is thinking about 185 so he can Heem chinnaker again

I did this for both Max and Memebender. Can't get over the fact that Gastelum drops every fighter he faces

It is gay no matter where it happens, don't be delusional

i honestly think beating guys in other weight classes should count to fighters climb the rankings in their original weight class, like Pettis' victory against Wonderboy should count for him to climb the LW rankings

What do Russians think of Fedor?

It seems gayer to me to fuck a man in prison than while free

why do people keep calling Masvidal a lw? he's a fat fuck out off camp and would probably make mw if he didn't cut any weight

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Rountree
Jouban
OSP

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what's the best snacks during fights?

for me it's crawfish

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i meant you had a pic of a gigantic nigger ready

All I had to do was google "black guy"

Is this a human?

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Is Famous Burger still open?

The fuck you just say to me, white boi?

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>Why are you calling someone that fought at LW a LW?

Overeem is still my other HW guy, because he has tons of power and strength, while having decent cardio and ground game, which gives him an edge over most HWs. I still want to seem him as champ, though it will never happen.

Analyst Chael is cool, and he had okay moments with promos and whatnot.

Cain was an overhyped can, if only because of the retarded way he trains.

Silva is a favorite of mine even though he's old and permaflushed. He still has all those highlights from back in the day to admire, and he can still do some cool stuff.

Lesnar is the HW GOAT:
Tremendous Presence and Intensity
Great, memorable promos
Based everywhere he goes
Actually good wrestling, which gets really ignored at HW

Askren was out

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see

it's over for the last cockbender

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peach of a bull you got their

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Thawlts?

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Krylov

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i did say he was gigantic

for sure RJ is the WW goat my man

Did Kamaru's sex tape get leaked?

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based and reasonablepilled

Beautiful, need more swedes

i wonder if he's a beast in the gym

Based Tattoo chad

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Aubrey has all that onnit money and can't even buy a decent camera

>drinking milk in 2019

Yes, Rumble fought at WW, therefore, it's acceptable to call him a WW. I don't understand why you're struggling so hard to comprehend this.

>Consuming diary in 2k19 the year of our Lord

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lol janny heemed someone again

Who's the james toney of mma?

You'd better stream tomorrow, you fucking zilch

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what was it?

He posted something naughty

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yeah. what is wrong with people.

>Tried to compete in another sport past his prime and got flushed
Gooby ofc

One of aubreys home movies

>Cody flushed
>TJ exposed
>Dom at the end of his career
Bantamweight is his, isn't it guys?

That would be nice but nothing will ever make up for not streaming Smith vs. Jones. I was legitimately looking forward to that for weeks.

Cody vs O'Malley is THE fight to make

>check hooks you

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One of them better be a guy

how is this fag even popular he went life and death with a can then cried on the ground on tv for 10 minutes

wow, based

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Bisping winning was not a fluke

>He's not on the sugartrain
Seek help.

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What a retarded wigger. Good thing we still have wholesome guys like Askren and Thompson.

>best picture that you can find
>only looks slightly better than average

She's MMA pretty not normal pretty

I'm friends with him on xbox and he plays fortnite more than anyone I know

Goob was in his prime, which makes it even worse.

I don't know, I still haven't figured out the source.

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with the amount of money he made i wouldn't really be angry with being flushed, and he would never beat Khabib anyways

yikes

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how could that black dude do in UFC?

post aldo/pre nate conor heems khabib

1 hunnie percent Larkin and manhoef are beast HWs my man

it's flea market tier kitsch lmao. fucking tastelets i swear.

That's Jason Jackson, a Bellator fighter. He could probably break the top 10.

Damn, why did Jon roast him so bad

>being an art snob on /heem/
kys

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>cuts off before the interesting thing happens

everytime lol

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does anybody have the webm of sugar having a blunt out in the crowd?

>Cejudo said Moraes looks like Mr Clean and sounds like Michael Jackson

kek
It's time to swallow the Cejudo pill /heem/ and admit that he's /ourguy/.

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>Jason Jackson
That name sounds about as stupid as Jon Jones

Whittaker is 20 something GSP of the 30 something crowd

I bet he'd heem you stiff if he heard you say that

You trolling? Look how wide Dustin's chest looks compared to Max

Imagine if Jon's name was Don Jones

I remember in the ancient days of /heem/ food posting became so popular it had to be banned and heem threads could last several days before reaching their limit. Ahh the days of pre-webm gifs that were only tangentially related to fighting.

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fat tyler 4lyfe

Holloway has shit posture, fookin quasimoto over here

based Tiger checking out mom feet. future footfag

lads..

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Could go for some warm buttery bread desu

You can’t win a fight that you lost

In Russia there is a saying: fagot is not the one who fuck, but the one who fuck.
On the boards of shit watered. For ordinary people, he is an icon.

Woodley exposed as a pillowfist

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TKO R2 02:19

when i made threads with a cutie people would ree and complain.

Latinas look like shit and latin kids always look retarded.

how does she wipe?

If conor was a cutbaby than what is holloway?

Reddit's Choice Cutbabby

With my mouth

I'm loving BKFC. Should it have it's own general?

disgusting

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In many ways you can

Jon is a devout Christian and Pissrael is a degenerate sodomite

he couldn't drop a flushed Hendricks even after WB softened him up

Why so much tension between him and Schaub?

>Jon is a devout Christian
This, only those without sin can cast the first stone against Jones. He is so clearly the GOAT it's not even a discussion. Never again will we see such a combination of raw talent, physical gifts and ruthless mentality.

>Jon is a devout Christian
Lmao

Hot take: Jon Jones is actually the reincarnation of Jesus.
Prove me wrong using only scripture.
hint: you can't

This is actually entirely possible.

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Gaethje knows he can heem the pilsbury bee sting

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Reminder Nick Newell took Gaethje into the 2nd.

Gaethje vs Iaquinta is the fight to make

Only because he didn't want to commit murder

I want to sleep on her thighs

Schaub didn't relinquish the cte belt lightly

Think I found my boxfu, lads.

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move here

>Blessed
>Gastelum
>Rountree
>Jouban
>Krylov

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for sure a breeder

danaannoyed.jpg

for sure girls that get their faces busted professionaly are hot

for sure this is a good post

lets use up this thread guys, schaub is equal to what?

scha

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ub

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is shit

There is no way that abomination is a golden retriever, delete that shit.

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I heard he died

greatest anime crossover

youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Pbdh3KQUw

Oh he's a bender alright.

>imgur.com/4VkSbvM
Also, why is this Nigerian that grew up in New Zealand talking like a black American?

>murdered Royce
That’s not really saying much. Most trained fighters today could have murdered prime Royce. Royce wasn’t really that good, he out Jiu-Jitsu’d people who didn’t know what Jiu-Jitsu was.