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SUPER RUGBY
Week 9

Crusaders 43-17 Highlanders
Rebels 24-41 Stormers
>Sat 13 Apr
7:35 PM Chiefs v Blues, Hamilton
9:45 PM Brumbies v Lions, Canberra
>Sun 14 Apr
1:05 AM Sharks v Jaguares, Durban
3:15 AM Bulls v Reds, Pretoria

**all times in RWCT**

Streams:
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PRO 14

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RIDDLE me this: how is Hamish Watson so small and yet so GOOD? It’s confusing

'ate the gays
'ate lefties
'ate soccer
'ate apologists
love Jesus
love me wife
Simple.

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probably on the gas.

My question is:
Why is no one sticking up for the drunks, fornicators and atheists i.e. most of Western society?

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You mean...the...steds?

>v instead of x

I mean the juice m8
Juiced to his little manlet gills.

You really reckon sweet old hamish would so such a thing??

I'll ruck your face off how about that.

Leinster/Connacht 3pm

Nearly all the Provinces games this season have been on at the same time, its a fucking joke

My guess is that most NH players are on it to make up for their physical deficiencies.

It's almost as if they don't want viewers.

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You remember my previous complaint about this very problem, the fucking memory on you

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>Mfw im one of the things on that list but agree with him on the rest

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They’re playing a game of sports, not breeding eachother m8

Fag.

>hating atheism
>implying there's hell and heaven

Anyone else at Melrose tomorrow

>invade pacific islands
>force them all to worship your god
>they get better at rugby than you
>abduct them and force them to play rugby for your country
>complain when they worship your god

Blues Year Tonight

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*dabs*

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Today's checklist:
do laundry
go to super
eat hot X buns
go to AS for new work shirts
beat big monkey in sekiro
watch blues demo queefs

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Lads who was the media personality caught up in the comancheros drug bust??

*seethes in American*

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not sure if I understand the Israel Folau issue

everything he's said can only be offensive if you are religious, and then it won't be offensive because it's in line with the teachings of the religion. like if you don't believe in Christianity why are you worried about a guy talking about the Christian afterlife? he's not calling for punishment in your normal life

/GlobalRapid/ lads

Shall be missing the games tonight due to my rampant alcoholism

based /nrl/ and /afl/ up in this bitch

AU/SP/ ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

wondered what that smell was.

you forgot >blog about it on /rug/

any based /idolaters/ here lads?

>blog about it on rug
if you insist:
>do laundry
Got a load of laundry done, mainly work clothes, You know, shirts, socks, underwear and the like. I also decided to wash all my jeans because they're a bit dusty from not being worn. The clothes dried quite quickly because while a bit chilly, there was a good stiff breeze and plenty of sun today. My partner also decided to do a load of laundry. I helped her hang it out.
>go to super
Pak n/ save is not my usual, but I went there today because I wanted to get chicken wings for the lads arvo tmrw and Pak n' save is much cheaper. I went before 10am in an attempt to beat the hordes of immigrants to no avail. I aslo bought yoghurt, coffee, milk and fruit.
>eat hot X buns
Had some left over from yesterday but they were a bit stale. Luckily I had bought some at the super and had those with butter. With a cup if tea, a real treat! My partner ate 3. Sometimes she eats more than me.
>go to AS for new work shirts
I went into Mt Eden AS and ended up trying on about 10 shirts! It's a bit hard now because I seem to be stuck between and L and XL. So I didn't end up buying anything because I felt the L were to tight and the XL too baggy. What a conundrum! They were also quite heavy material and didn't seem like they'd be so comfy for work.
>beat big monkey in sekiro
i've tried about 10 times and I think that's enough for me today. Damn monkey! I watched a few YouTube videos. I've got the first phased down but the 2nd phase ia real killer! Better luck tmrw maybe :)
>watch blues demo queefs
Yes.

p.s. thanks for reading my blog you complete cunt!

nah mate /drunkard/ here

More of a fornicator myself.

What the fuck is up with the AS Organics range sizing? Literally wear a M for all their gears but L is tight and XL is too big.

i've never tried the organics stuff 2bh
I usually just get the staple tees.

Unironically think this match might be a draw.

for me, Blues by 2.

le meme man getting TRUCKED

draws are always the games you least expect to be draws

>picking the poos

im contractually obligated to pick the blues

good thing it's their year then lad

Blues will win.

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so was folau unironically a virgin until he married

>being an atheist

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BINGO

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Does watching porn count as adultery?

there was no option for muslim insh’allah

interesting that Folau hates homosexuals more than heretics

No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. You cannot serve God and mammon.

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Am I trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Am I trying to please people? If I were trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ.

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You adulterous people, don't you know that friendship with the world means enmity against God? Anyone who chooses to be a friend of the world becomes an enemy of God.

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Players union: Social media clause invalid under collective bargaining agreement.
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filthy adulterers get the fuck out

this
/rug/ is a place for loyal lads

I wasn't really sure what adulterer and idolator meant so I just stamped them.

If you're married. Fornication if either.

Don't care about all this shit just want the rugby.

adulterer means you fuck other women behind your missus' back

idolator means you worship objects rather than God (eg, coveting nice cars or whatever)

I'm fucking someone that's still married (no longer with her husband) which is why I ticked the box.

It's adultery if you're married.

Beat the monkey lads.

>Social drinker only
>Nope
>Never in a relationship
>Technically everyone is a liar
>What the fuck is a repentent
>Nope
>Nope
>Apatheist
>I don't worship them

Though if we take what he said at face value, everyone is going to hell just for the liar part alone.

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Arguable. Christian sex is supposed to be for marriage only, so cheating in any partner who you're fucking would count in my books.

*fucks your wife*

>Akira Ioane

Akira Fumblane

if a married person isn't involved, it's not adultery. By definition.

>Anguish Shartner

For me it's Ofa Tu'ungafasi.

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thats forbidden in the letters from. St Paul as "sexual immorality", not adultery. there Jews didn't forbid premarital sex at all

shit well I'm no expert, Anglican school was pretty lax desu

so you're allowed to fuck who whoever you want however you want as long as you're not married

Fucks sake.

WEBER

that intercept kek

yikes

big fan of Weber 2bh

I am however, a fornicator.

tfw going to this party means ill miss the games with /rug/

All Black selectors aren't, his sub (Tahuriorangi) made the development squad ahead of him.

go to the party loser

i am

dont go to the party or I'll have no one to watch the Brumbies with once the kiwis disappear

puma's confirmed shit boots

it's debatable.

the no sex before marriage thing came from a mistranslation of the original Greek for sexual immorality as fornication. it comes down to whether you view it as immoral or not.

the Torah doesn't say much on the matter. Ruth for example fucked around so she could get someone to raise her son for her. the only punishments for it were restitutionary too from taking a girls virginity. essentially you'd have to pay money to the father since the value of his daughter as a wife had been reduced.

I'll be watching with you.

TuiPOOlotu
Tu'ungaFARTY
PEEPEEli'i
Tu'inukuaFAECES

sorry shedbro, my drunkenness compels me

good, don't end up like shedcunt

shedcunt has a nice gf tho

hopefully you get to touch some girls kunara m8

This is already better reffed than yesterday

This that dress up one? What you wearing lad?

I go to parties during and immediately after work where drinks are paid for by law firms.

I think he's lying.

what a fucking mess

laid down the groundwork with a few birds a while ago heh

That's what I was saying. Don't end up like shedcunt. (a cunt)

a crisp white shirt, some black dress ants (as per the colour code the fucking host wanted) and some dress shoes

Well done m8. I've had this 20-year-old Thai girl throwing herself at me, but I'm loyal to the missus, as I'm sure all of rug is. Great rack though wew

Oh good, that means I haven't sinned then (except for lying).

Are dress ants different to standard ants?

being angl*can is a sin

No bowtie?

I feel for him. Weber's build is a disadvantage but he more than makes up for it with work rate and sound decisions.

Hansen and co. probably feel he's too similar to Aaron Smith

two of them are friends of the host
one was throwing herself at me the last party but i cbf'd
the other was making it obvious at another mates party but then she and her friends got really fucking annoying so a mate and I dipped out of the club
theyll both be there and fairly bottled heh

Who wants to lose this game less?

they're both going their utmost

i raised them myself. Trained them to stick onto my legs and look like pants until you look closer
Nah cbf'd. I dont think its that formal, half the lads ive seen going are wearing t-shirts but theyre retarded so

If you use your potato, you could construct a 3P

give us a piccie of the gears m8. just cut off the head

sorry mate im in the uber atm and its dark as
i keep my trusty pocket potato for hunger or violence-based situations

'ate idolatry

by potato, I mean brain. and by 3P, I mean threesome

ah i didnt pick up what you were putting down there, but I like your style

'ate idolatry
'ate adultery
'ate atheism
'ate fornication
'ate homosexuality

Academian Brainkenzie showing us exactly how he plans on losing a World Cup semi final.

based Izzy

Your cheating on your future wife unless you’re married.

I knew Finns were retarded but this is something else

Robinson manhandled by Retallick

>chicken wings a player
>pushes him in the face
Hmmmm

based robinson

Robinson an absolute NUISANCE

nudie lads

streaker surely

just show it FUCK

Could see him in the window reflection.

Feels like the Blues still right in this.

feeling elite and global rapid lads

hoping for a big 2nd half after a good bollocking in the sheds

HTS

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Based Ali, all that coke has given him brain damage and he still thinks he's playing for the Blues.

>the team with the ball will score points and win the game
Expert analysis.

he'd bully the fuck out of Retallick

ugly mutt t b h

pinekenzie out of the world cup confirmed

Rettalick needs to be bullied tttt

>poos defence

GG Otere Black.

ALB!

*doesnt tackle*

replaced by Nanai

parsons is done
needs to retire

Woah it took 45 mins for Akira to slap someone in the face.

just superb when he tries

>that coconut plays for japan

>throw away great possession on a meme offload

About 10 forward passes there, Auckland cheque must have cleared.

is the ruck invisible to gardner?

When is "leave it black" going to result in a penalty? It's getting silly now.

>LEAVE IT BLACK
>doesnt leave it and slows the ball
>no penalty
???????????

>kiwis finally getting a taste of their own medicine

both teams are kiwi though so it should even out

Thank god ruru has finally been benched. Even slower ball than weepu.

Shant be watching the next match thanks to this hateful bigoted comment.

NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU BOOM

NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU

nice one nonu eh

BOOM

NONU!

the most dangerous lead

There are STILL people who think Nonu isn't going to the cup.

Game of the week

>Nonu v two dads in the centres
not a good sign for SH player development desu

why would you chip kick straight to the opposition winger at half way

*stops tackling*

absolutely incredibly skills

Holy shit Sean Wainui

Time for Duffman

REIKO?

GAMON NORF

on the line holy fuck

if the other try was awarded theres no way this one wont be

The most electrifying finisher in sports entertainment.

how does this keep happening? definitely game of the round

BLACKED

WHAT A GAME

>even slower ball than ruru
fucking play the ball

Rieko will become Auckland's latest legendary winger. Kirwan, Wright, Lomu, Howlett and now Ioane.

Would love to see the stats for number of times angus has penalised blues for not releasing on attack.

corporations want to virtue signal about being inclusive by excluding someone

(and effectively Rokocoko)

blues a mile offside there

hey Duffy's back. talk about invisible.

GAMON BLUES

You can post legendary Blues wingers without mentioning Rupeni Caucau

more forward passes

>not fornicating

who's gonna blow it

>he doesn't know Paul was a Jew who created christianity to subvert Europeans

NONU

NONU

Fucking awesome game!

fuck NONU is the man bro, for real

I'm impressed with the Chiefs breakdown discipline tonight. They've been timing their jackal attempts and aborting lost causes well

4 points fuck

NONU

superb

sublime

send Nonu to Japan

send Nanai

>BODGEMAN

great game

I'll fucking stab you Hodgey

>>some concern for Rettalick
Don't fucking scare me man

hes been playing a bit shit lately

bit worried

If his effort tonight was "a bit shit" then everyone else in the world is playing half-asleep.

Depressing.

sensational stuff, Nonu proved his worth

No point in even having the playoffs, just have Crusaders v Blues and Hurricanes v Chiefs for the semis.

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See you all next week.

Fucking AMAZING effort by the streaker! twitter.com/JamieWall2/status/1116979183295459328

>aus game
>thread does
like clockwork

based thread

thread does what m8

>azuis' year

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I can only watch Australian games with the alternate audio, which is ground mikes only without commentary from those utter fuckwits.

no Kearnsey?

Imagine growing up with these morons.

For me, its being a /drunks/

Give us a party update Paddy.

>changed my pick to Lions this arvo
>forgot to change it back
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

pretty good, lots of friends from high school here, having a few drinks
right now theyre playing a party game so im staying in the smokers with my friend

Fuck Natalie's turbo head nods crack me up.

Bombers were due for another win tbf

where are those 2 wenches m8

Bombers are unironically my team.

the hiroshima bombers

love you lads, must say
ones here but avoiding me cause i spurned her advance last time, ones yet to be seen

get off your phone and stop embarrassing us in front of the cool aussie lads

go ask her what her problem is
report results

Bit late for that, mate

n-no
i found out what the problem was, gave her a cheeky wink and ill talk to her later

put yer finger in 'er bum

are you gonna touch her kumara m8

ayy lmao

based

think most people know he was a Jew mate

giving rugby a go given the absolute state of /cric/

We only post during matches m8, come back next week.

good to hear actually

perhaps
probably not

/cric/ is /rug/s summer house m8

don't be a fornicator lad

please watch our sport

already do

*goes to hell*

30 seagulls chasing a hot chip at the beach isn't a sport m8.

absolutely based
absolutely cringe

based izzy is looking down on me for being a drunk lads

*drunkly idolates*

>30
mate they have to chuck upwards of 40 bogans onto the pitch to try and keep the game interesting

Did someone say idols?

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Whoops didn't mean to quote.

Actually literally just finished All Out! today, was pretty average overall and it's only good thing was that it had rugby in it.

>tfw translations never for No Side

It does look interesting but I hate reading from a screen so it'd have to be picked up officially which will never happen.

>If Connacht win today, all 4 Irish provinces will have qualified and only 1 Welsh team will still be in with a chance, presuming Scarlets beat Zebre
>that chance will be dependant on Treviso losing to Zebre and Edinburgh losing to Glasgow
Is this, dare I say, the best season?

Scotland

*drunkenly idolates Allah*

*soberly condemns literal interpretations of a translation of a third hand retelling of the word of god*

*idolates homosexually*

Our fly half is kinda skinny but he's ok so far

Funny how the "fans" of the other provinces have a benign paternalistic attitude towards Connacht

Funny how Connacht fans have a chip on their shoulder bigger than Cork

And to think Sharks made a cheeky video to try and piss off Jaguares beforehand

Connacht fans are right to have a chip on their shoulder, it's Munster fans where the chip is bizarre and unwarranted
Everything they whinge about actually applies to Connacht

Post the video

Everyone likes an underdog that's managed to beat the odds. It's why divegrassfags still like Leicester City to this day.

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Scrum.com.ar slash
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Remember to post game threads to push divegrass off

>FAIR WORK ACT 2009 - SECT 351 Discrimination
>(1) An employer must not take adverse action against a person who is an employee, or prospective employee, of the employer because of the person's race, colour, sex, sexual orientation, age, physical or mental disability, marital status, family or carer's responsibilities, pregnancy, religion, political opinion, national extraction or social origin.
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that's the modern jew definition

Youtube keeps recommending World School Festival 15s highlights to me. Why are SA High schools so good but the Springboks so bad? do Kiwis not go to HS?

Reckon Leinster are doing what Glasgow did last season. Foot completely off the gas from the end of the 6 Nations and they’ll pay for it in the semis.

Reckon you're right. Whereas Munster's form has gone from strength to strength from having to be competitive.

'ate footie
luv me a rugby match
simple as

Not really though. Munster won against Edinburgh on a fluke and I can’t see them beating Sarries at all.

For me, its LuCunster(Leinster,Ulster Connacht, Munster)

Who watched the Sharks-Jaguares match? What actually happened? I noticed that they started Miotti at 10, is he doing good enough job to go to the RWC?

Miotti may actually be a decent player and worthy replacement for Sanchez
t. drunk paddy

*saves rug*

>the rfu getting to do spring cleaning on the twats
noice

ah France NZ 1999
*crack*
that was hell of a match
sips*

pretty annoyed I changed my pick from the Jags right before I went to sleep

It's his first match as a starter and his second one overall if I'm not mistaken.
I hope Sanchez is called for the WC though, he's vital to us.
Fucking northern monkeys and their calendar.

didn’t realise perpetually seething over gays on Twitter was any of those things

I guess, if you are all about the provinces and don't care about getting dabbed on in the 6N.

>One post in 6 months
>Perpetually seething

cant pick the SA conference for shit

micklad didja get yer finger in 'er pooper?

no, but possibly later

How did France go on to get such heavily rekt in the final?

crows take the spoon
port outside the 8

there you go

gittit gold

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What a silly way to have a try disallowed. If I were the Argentina sevens coach I would've made that guy carry the team luggage until the next round

Very hurt that I wasn't invited to the Bru this year.

>religion
>political opinion

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we'll never win a wc sadly but we used to prevent nz to do it too

and you were the very best at it

Rate my kumara lads.

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le ultimate le coq bloq

*seethes in American*

stuff.co.nz/sport/opinion/112018523/israel-folau-rugby-australia-have-dug-their-own-hole

I have to say I still prefer the ABs don't have to face France in the knock out stages, even if we seemingly put that mojo to rest in 2015

baka.com.au/sport/rugby-union/rugby-australia-only-has-itself-to-blame-for-israel-folau-crisis-20190413-p51dt2.html

rugbypass.com/news/i-will-miss-rugby-israel-folau-breaks-silence

S m h at the word filter. Maybe we should bring it up on /qa/.

SmH = no word filter and the url still works

rugbypass.com/news/welsh-fans-fearing-warren-gatland-is-edging-closer-to-the-unthinkable
Forgetting that Laporte's first choice was actually Schmidt, that Gatland is also on Australia's shortlist, and that England are unlikely to be able to snap him up even if they replace Eddie Jones due to their wait and see attitude.

That's because you guys have lost a lot of things. Despite what Pelous has said, you've already lost your pride long ago, but you've lost more than just that. You've lost your identity, and with each French coach you're losing even more of it, because they're all reluctant to bring it back. This is why I also disagree with what he said about snubbing excellent French coaches who have delivered at club level. As your last few coaches have shown, club performance does not always carry over to international performance.

Top 14 is killing French coaching. The flair is still there, but no one wants to bring it out. Ironically, your best hope of becoming great again lies in a foreign coach. Most likely that'll only happen if French coaches all see the international job as a cursed job and none of them wants to take it.

Australia were just as good though. Not that either team stands any chance, not with the state they're in right now.

>I still prefer the ABs don't have to face France in the knock out stages
They'll have to make the knockouts first, and I don't see that happening. England have always been excellent flat track bullies even at their worst, and Argentina's recent record against France is pretty good.

That doesn't make it any more acceptable.

very nice

*pokes /rug/‘s corpse with a stick*

/rug/ is only 'fun' during the WC unfortunately.
Does anyone have that pic of the 4 southern hemisphere smug pepes representing the 4 finalists? Great times.

Reminder that this time yesterday, Connacht had just finished finna dabbing on dem Welsh boys

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>WC
Wh-what's that? Heh heh...

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Based Galwegians: Professional Branch

>be galwegians
>arrogant as fuck
>all the good players from the province are from buccaneers
Carty, Buckley, Henshaw, Heffernan. Who's the last international standard player Galwegians produced?

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FUCK BROS what are we going to do now? May as well not even send a team to the world cup. We're Screwed. Just cancelled my flights to tokyo and gonna try sell all my tickets to games

nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12222330

>All Blacks star Damian McKenzie will miss the Rugby World Cup.

>All Blacks coach Steve Hansen has announced today that McKenzie ruptured his ACL on Saturday night, and is as a result is likely to be out of contention for rugby's pinnacle event in September.

>A ruptured ACL usually requires anywhere between six to nine months on the sideline, meaning McKenzie would need a miracle recovery if he was to be any chance of being on the All Blacks' plane to Japan.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Start Dan Carter

BASED FUCKING OTERE BLACK HEEMING MEMEKENZIE AND SAVING THE CUP

i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/112034548/england-cheated-to-win-2003-rugby-world-cup-claims-bloodgate-coach-dean-richards?rm=m

Fukin cunts

Well, shit.

>and gonna try sell all my tickets to games
Which tickets do you have?

Ma'a Nonu will win another for da 'land

Literally cannot believe this. Beware your power /rug/. Your memes have become reality.

HOYE HOYE

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Richards should probably be focusing on the car crash that is Newcastle instead of stirring shit up

Isn't that perfect? We can meme Japan to World Cup glory this way.

How do you snap an ACL tacking someone

Auckland that is.

he was running pretty fast and looked like he put his foot next to blacks foot and tried to turn him self around but stopped suddenly on his left foot instead

He was trying to move forward to tackle, but his ACL was trying to run sideways.

tendons were saplings not pines.

There is no one to stop them now McKenzie is injured.

THE PINEKENZIE HAS BEEN CUT DOWN

Threepeat CANCELLED

Anyone have footage?

just necked myself lads bye

This lad had some moves.

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why are you LARPing as lawngod on hoc you fucking loser

Prove it

prove your a loser?
just read your own posts lol

Just a bit sad about the news really

yeah for sure, we were all hoping it'd be career-ending.

BLOWN. THE FUCK. OUT.

btfo

Jordie Barrett will be Player of The Year 2019

My mate told me to come here. What is this?

Seen some uninspired and crappy new gimmicks in my time, but this is way down there.

>tfw the 2 best teams in the world lose their best fullbacks in the same week

Grim for poopeelia, a godsend for NZ.

Uninspired and unoriginal posts. Do better next time

Yes very sad.

Please, now we can finally play someone who can kick and pass.

He was your only good back 2bh. Japan will beat you at the WC and I will laugh at you.

Seems unlikely given that we're on opposite sides of the draw. We also actually have decent depth at fullback.

he was dabbing on those security guards

Gave your mum decent depth last night shedcuck you fucking homo

Maybe that's why she didnt call me sobbing about how lonely she is tonight. Thanks for taking one for the team lad, I know she's not a looker.

Australopaddycus my brother's over there atmo look after him pls

no problem m8, for an evening at least she can forget the tremendous disappointment and depression her offspring have brought

>YOUR MUM HAHA
Tiresome.

And there is nothing wrong with being gay

/help

If he's as mouthy irl as you cunts are online, he's getting stabbed.

Think it was my dad leaving her actually.

>he's getting stabbed
Funnily enough I'm worried about him since I bought him a penknife as a present before he left and I didn't know he was going and Crocodile Dundee leads me to believe every Australian is a bolshie cunt and owns a knife :<

Personally I wouldn't go to Australia without the assurance that I could have a shotgun for killing spiders and snakes

He'll get arrested if he's found with a knife. Only criminals are allowed to carry weapons here.

Jordie Barrett will be the Player Of The Year 2019
runner up to the winner, Ma'a Nonu

wheres he gone la, ill sort it him out

Backup 10 is either Parker or DC. No one else is acceptable.

>everything he's said can only be offensive if you are religious
>you will burn in hell if you like the same sex
>not offensive to gay people
how delusional are you?

>Your memes have become reality.

Ireland will win the Rugby World Cup

Its a message for everyone else in the western world, speak out against the marxist ideology being pushed on us and you'll be shutdown and have your career wrecked

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based

>hating marxism-leninism

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kiwis are up.

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Ah well at least she's alive right? My mum died in 2015.

damien mACLenzie

Spark sport pricing for the RWC nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12222597

Heres the stupid thing about this in Ireland, Eir sport actually were stupid enough to pay for the World Cup to be on their subscription channel when all the Irish games, Opening Game and Knockout stages will be free on RTE and all 48 games are free on the ITV channels which can be picked up on a sat dish here also for free

For me, its super early mega bird pricing.

Sorry about that mate. I shouldn't have fucked her so hard

pretty uncool thing to say.

Stephen Donald will play in another RWC final after both Barrett and Mounga is injured, and kick the game winning penalty

greatest timeline

it'll be black or marty if all else fails

#BBB
(bring back Beaver)

#BBC

(big black carter)

What happened to Perofeta btw? He was impressive against the BIL for the blues.

This. Perofeta > Black. I think he was injured at the start of the year though and has just fallen out of favour.

Still hasn't recovered from his chest injury, and Black has been a rock.

Pre-season injury. Don't think he's back yet.

might split with the dad and get mum to sober drive lads

>MARTY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

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Jesus, Easter cant come soon enough lads. Grim fucking month April is.

it gets colder and comfier every day

This is your average Irish Yea Forums poster:

twitter.com/sussexfriends/status/1117176828140060672?s=21

No one gives a fuck padraig.

based

Getting hype for Saturday lads, goan be a great night of rugby.

>Blues v Highlanders
kino entertainment guaranteed
>Tahs v Reblels
top 2 Aussie sides face off to decide the Wallabies backline

Might even stay up for Stormers v Brumbies if anyone else is around.

sucks it's not at Eden Park, I would've gone.

CANT UPSET THE NEIGHBOURS HAHAHA

oh nonono

Just bought some tickets to Brian Cox gig in Wellington.

like cox ay? heh. I bet.

Wonder what she's doing right now.

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I miss highjump posting with the lads.

Wait that's pole vault.

She could vault on my pole wahey

would never let a brunette vault on my pole t b h

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fugg

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shes on anavar or something right lads

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I think that's just that happens to the body when you pole vault 800 times a day.

WISH I had lats like this lads.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/82880560/#q82918324

get into pole vaulting m8

what made me randomly post a pole vault girl one year after making that thread? bit spooked 2bh

good thread archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/82838881/

Saturday match thread image:

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GES

I remember when the Blues were the bad guys. Does losing every game for 16 years make you a good guy?

Nah, its everyone

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need to get fit tbqh lads

stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/rugby-world-cup/rwc-2019-japan/112065891/rugby-world-cup-with-damian-mckenzie-gone-what-other-options-do-all-blacks-have
So who, lads?

Im right in saying Bin Smiit is fit and still going to the WC and that McKenzie was going as a sub starter?

If so i dont see what the big deal is, as long as Smith stays fit, the bigger issue for them for me is their back up flyhalf, i downloaded and watched a few Super Rugby games at the start of the season and can safely say Richie Mo'unga is not international 10 standard

Dmac at 15 with Smith at 14 was still a possibility. Would have hated to see it after how poorly it went against England and Ireland last year, but I would imagine that was what the coaches were hoping for. Need CJ tbqh.